My theory is that there are 7 Pickens, each to represent a horrible trait, Jim Pickens, the trait of wrath, also the main Jim. Jimantha, the trait of lust, and 5 unknown Pickens, 1000 years ago they disbanded into the chaos of the multiverse and now kevin has to collect them all and use their power to destroy the entire universe.
Kevin plays as a woman, proceeds to get angry at everyone and tries to sleep with every guy that passes by. Somehow I wouldn't expect anything different
@@lavenderlilac8920 susan and edie throwing themselves at the plumber, gabi throwing herself at the gardener, staying at home all day makes you desperate... and horny
*Customization Learn to spell so everyone will stop constantly making fun of you. I mean people will still make fun of you, but not for your lack of grammar skills.
Well he called Man Man Pickens so that would mean than Jimantha isn't his sister Man is his brother because at least in America when someone gets married the woman takes the last name of the man
assassin on Prozac That’s just tradition. If they wanted to, a couple could take the woman’s name. And do you really think the Supreme Leader’s sister would take her husband’s name?
"The hell is that? I heard gunshots!... I thought that Bree woman had finally had enough." Kevin claims not to know the lore but seems to know Bree is the resident gunowner and expert? I smell a secret fan
@@Emily.Russell In the show, Bree, has her own armory and has her license to use all her guns She shoot someone? I think not, just threatened with them And your question, yes, i'm sure yes, but I can't remember who (?
I've been having anxiety attacks lately that usually prevent me from sleeping and just living my life i general but the Desperate Housewives gameplay helps me lmao so i am extremely thankful Kevin. Thankyou
This video, while it may not seem like it, secretly reveals some very, very important pieces of lore in the Kevin Cinematic Universe. Here’s what I’ve managed to piece together. While at therapy, Jimantha met the man of her dreams, Dick. A few days later, they decided to run away and start a new life together. Jimantha had to change her name to Janice to make sure Man and Manson didn’t find her. They had a child together by the name of Jim Pickens (who may or may not have been the mailman’s child, rather than Dick’s). Man resorted to alcohol, which lead him to physically and mentally abuse Manson. Manson hated his father, so when he moved out on his own, he changed his name out of resentment towards his father, who had treated him so horribly since Jimantha left. He made his new last name Mansen to symbolize that he was no longer Man’s son. Hearing this news, Man spiraled further and further into depression, having only then realized how horrible he was towards his only son. He was found dead two weeks after Manson had moved out, surrounded by dozens of empty beer bottles. Nobody attended his funeral. Eventually, Mansen had a child of his own, who he named Jog. In some kind of bizarre twist of fate, both Jog Mansen and Jim Pickens went to Hogwarts. Neither Mansen nor Janice realized that both of their children went to the same school together.
The Kevinverse is very complex and require attention to extra details. These are one of the main OVA series that is really expensive and people would think its too much for a “random part” of the Kevinverse. One of the best episode which has the most important details and is very deep is OVA EP. 33 or EP. 45. Also can I point out that PICKENSVERSE and KEVINSVERSE has a connection and Pickensverse is a sub universe (or sub part even there is the word verse).
Hi. About DH: I have watched like an hour of the show, total, and even then I am being nice. Have never been able to stand it - at all - but I understand that the series has a HUGE following and I can respect that, of course. And each to their own. I think this playthrough by Kevin is quite funny and I'd like to see more. Anyhooo.... Take care. Peace. Out.
@@resiseven7407 why do you believe SHAX was joking? Perhaps they really are a big fan of the actual show. The fact Kevin's character slept with 2(3?) of the main characters husband on the first day, and slapped that one woman who from what I remember was one of the few that wasn't completely neurotic, would be upsetting to them.
@@resiseven7407 Well it has 8 seasons, and for the little bit I do remember it certainly had a "deep expanded universe". Which by the way just means they had to keep adding more characters to the show to make the plot make any sense at all. But you could totally be right about it being a joke. Sarcasm doesn't flow so smooth over the internet. Have a good day!
i played this entire game and i was known as a kind and popular housewife while I 1. robbed people constantly to sell things at the pawn shop 2. ended up killing three men in cold blood 3. was only nice to people so I could find out their secrets (some of which were...disturbing) so yes this game is incredible
Why does this game exist and why do you make such a fantastic desperate housewife? I can't cope with how volatile you are and how furious you get about nothing. I'm laughing so much.
@Honudes Gai Actually, it was 3 years before that and was developed by an indie company unlike all the games you mentioned and no, it wasn't terrible during that time, this game isn't bad at all, I was talking about how Kevin can turn boring or bad games into entertaining content not that this game was bad and considering it is a very old title.
I feel like jimantha is more like a younger, differently psychotic sister of jim, because she psychologically hurts their victims while jim physically hurts them... I would definitely want to see more of her!
*plays poker badly* "I'm going to get so mad at my husband later."
Rachel Charnock 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sounds like my feckin wife
@@chadwickmacarthur4760 Chadwick, do you need help?
Yep this is actually what a narcissist would do. It’s always their partner’s fault for some reason.
@@puflem His name is Chadwick, he never needs help
Every dialogue option sounds like something Kevin would say as a joke anyway and it's really confusing because I don't know what parts are jokes.
Don't worry, the entire game is a joke 😂
Kevin is a desperate housewife confirmed
Its kevin
What isn't a joke?
I thought the stunning dress part was a joke until I saw it
Oh my god I thought I was the only one!!!
The SIMS 5 looks great!
More like sims 1
No this is just the lost version of the Sims 2
@@xxqueenxiexx1314 more like Bore Ragnarok
If this is sims 5 I will be genuinely excited and would probably buy
Sims -1
The Jim Pickens lore deepens. Is this his twin sister? An alternate universe Jim? A stage of Jim's life where he got a sex change? WE NEED ANSWERS.
We need our KevinVerse Lore!!
@@anarchythefox I support Alternate Universe Twin Sister Trans Girl Jim Pickens
@@DetectiveNyx Jim Pickens said TRANS RIGHTS
Jim picken changed sex got amnosia and become grognac
My theory is that there are 7 Pickens, each to represent a horrible trait, Jim Pickens, the trait of wrath, also the main Jim. Jimantha, the trait of lust, and 5 unknown Pickens, 1000 years ago they disbanded into the chaos of the multiverse and now kevin has to collect them all and use their power to destroy the entire universe.
This is like if a sims modder had too much time on their hands and translated their awful fanfiction into a mod.
_You are now involved in a conversation._
Val Val yes
Nice try
Fuck this shit I'm out
_ABORT! ABORT!_
Cool! I've always wanted to do that.
"Did I just say I hit my kids?"
...
"Eh, I don't care, continue with the conversation."
“Skip the tutorial I’m great at gardening”
*half second later*
“WHAT DO I DO"
Did Kevin and Arin switch bodies this recording?
The fact that he heard gunshots and assumed Bree had finally had enough makes me wonder whether Kevin secretly DOES know this show
He could write his own show confirmed 😂
What's even funnier is he got Edie confused with Bree
*Amnosia*
CosmoSsi AJ I was waiting to see if somebody else picked up on it
Haha, maybe Kevin got amnesia on how to pronounce 'amnesia'.
Jay Vincent he always said amnosia
Maybe that’s why she doesn’t know the occupation of the father of her teenaged son.
Aqib.A.C its a reference lmao
“I have no interest in debating any of this with you. You are dead to me. Goodbye” has to be the most succinct and brutal insult I’ve ever seen
I always read it in a deadpan way. I use it as a reaction pic too lmao
You don't need a wife when you have me, Kevin.
Mole Pickens hot
Hey mole can I talk to mole
No
*W E T*
Hi mole, is Mole2 available to talk?
Kevin plays as a woman, proceeds to get angry at everyone and tries to sleep with every guy that passes by. Somehow I wouldn't expect anything different
Mike James; that basically was how the show was, though, so Kevin is staying true to its roots. :P
Pretty similar to the Sims TBH
@@lavenderlilac8920 susan and edie throwing themselves at the plumber, gabi throwing herself at the gardener, staying at home all day makes you desperate... and horny
So... exactly the same as how he plays as a man, lol.
@@chrisakaschulbus4903 it tastes like bacon
Have sex with a stranger, insult them, slap them, have sex again... Yeah, pretty typical soap stuff.
I love the fact you complain about the guy walking over your flowers, then immediately turn round and do the same thing 😂
Never thought id see the day you played this
Tbh never hoped id see the day
Desperate Housewives but I am an aggressive cheater. We need to see more
TIL there is a Desperate Housewives game.
Lol
where can i get this game lmao
I hate to admit it but this... is... actually... not that bad...
For a game that was released in 2006, nope, not bad at all.
Yeah its kinda entertaining when he plays it. Id watch more
the show isnt either, people just cant get past the name of the series lol
It's essentially linear sims, so at the very least it's good material for videos like this.
@@RedAISkyeHave you been around in 2006? There were much better games
I never thought I'd say this, but I need more. P l e a s e
#9 trending for gaming in Canada.
Fucking what?
@﴿ ILUZIONIST ﴾ yes hello you called
@@Driver-qt9jh #7 in trending now.
never before have i wanted more of something that 15 min ago i didnt even know was a game
@@sivispacemparabellum2298 Right? Now I kinda wanna get it.
"You are now involved in a conversation" - If only real life was so helpful when it comes to this socializing stuff.
“I’m great at gardening.”
One picosecond later...
“What the hell do I do?”
Oh, Kevin... this is one of the many reasons why we love you.
“End tutorial, I’m fine, I’m great at gardening”
*not even a full second passes*
“Wait what the hell do I do?”
Wait. This is Game Grumps...
"End tutorial, I'm great at gardening"
"What do I do?"
Aaaaahhhhh.... a classic Kevin moment.
*#5 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING*
Lord Jim is pleased
*_e g g c e l e n t_*
Game Generation #43 in Germany
#3 now!
#3 now.
Why does Jimantha look like Gwyneth Paltrow?
Holy shit. I knew Jimantha resembled someone famous, but I couldn't put my finger on it. She really does look like Gwyneth Paltrow 🙈
I stopped and thought “holy shit it’s Gwyneth paltrow!”
I was about to say that!
It’s really odddddddd.
Jimantha probably has a brand called "joop"
so I'm not the only one!!
I really wish he had finished the story for this, if I remember it’s not too long and it gets fucking chaotic.
These terrible games always have the weirdest character customisation options
Why do you comment on every Kevin video?
Wdym "terrible" brother GOTY
*Customization
Learn to spell so everyone will stop constantly making fun of you.
I mean people will still make fun of you, but not for your lack of grammar skills.
@@JusticeforLiberty it's funny actually. I originally spelt it correctly but edited it because of my amnosia.
hey i saw you on pbg hardcore!
This game actually looks morbidly fun. What a time to be alive.
Thank you Kevin. Very cool.
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens hail Jim Pickens
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens God?
Jim Pickens? More Like *Bore Ragnarok*
@@jacobvale5456 No please Say Yes
Our Dear Lord. I sacrificed some people at Sims 4 and send you their souls.
I wish they were tasty
Love you
Mikołaj
I always knew JIM HAD A SISTER! IT SEEMS BEING EVIL TO A CERTAIN PERSON RUNS IN THE FAMILY...
Well he called Man Man Pickens so that would mean than Jimantha isn't his sister Man is his brother because at least in America when someone gets married the woman takes the last name of the man
Unless they somehow had the exact same last name
assassin on Prozac so sister in law?
Maybe nobody knows
assassin on Prozac That’s just tradition. If they wanted to, a couple could take the woman’s name. And do you really think the Supreme Leader’s sister would take her husband’s name?
"The hell is that? I heard gunshots!... I thought that Bree woman had finally had enough." Kevin claims not to know the lore but seems to know Bree is the resident gunowner and expert? I smell a secret fan
"Kevin doesn't make a good housewife" is the most depressing thing I have ever heard.
f
Name it Mole4 please
NUMBER SIX ON TRENDING IN GAMING! OUR DEAR LEADER WILL RISE!!
Nimra Windki nice profile pic mate
Is this the fortnite everyone is talking about
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Rofl
Kevin: Slaps everyone in town unprovoked
Kevin's Husband: Calls a therapist for Kevin
Kevin: Shocked Pikachu Face
*Hears a shot*
That Bree woman has finally had enough.
Some tv seasons later:
I can't believe Kevin said that very accurate line
I've never seen this show, did someone actually shoot someone else?
Jovi Brynn Hahaha yes. I wouldn’t dare to live in Wisteria Lane or nearby, people be crazy!
@@Emily.Russell
In the show, Bree, has her own armory and has her license to use all her guns
She shoot someone? I think not, just threatened with them
And your question, yes, i'm sure yes, but I can't remember who (?
@@maetheron1160 oh okay, thank you that clears it up!
This game feels like a fever dream
Alec G 😂😂
Is this The Sims 5?
Yes.
Few phrases make me feel older than "Sims 5".
I played just Sims back in the day, you know. Then I walked to school uphill both ways in the snow.
@@FiddlebirdBlue while dodging wolf attacks?
Nickdominates?
Bad graphics are the new good graphics. So yes....yes it is...
Desperate housewives but Kevin should be my wife
Nice name
@@daytime__dawn2338 yee
But who the feck would be worthy enough to be the wife of Our dear leader?
Feck off! I saw him first.
@@B1-RD.gov_abolish-gender I don't know... Please dont ruin my dreames
‘And he still trampled my flowers. Maybe he DOES hold a grudge.’ *says Kevin before trampling on the flowers himself*
You had me at: “This is something no one has asked for but you all want.” 🤣
Desperate Housewives but I am desperate for everything except my family
*Real Talk:* This game looks kinda fun, in a weird early 2000's way.
I have seen this series about 7 times, all seasons. If you need to know some context, you can Call Me, Kevin.
Oh i see what you did there
Ingenious 👏👏👏
I take it you are good at remembering things?
I've been having anxiety attacks lately that usually prevent me from sleeping and just living my life i general but the Desperate Housewives gameplay helps me lmao so i am extremely thankful Kevin. Thankyou
Cheating wife upset about cheating husband. Seems legit
This video, while it may not seem like it, secretly reveals some very, very important pieces of lore in the Kevin Cinematic Universe. Here’s what I’ve managed to piece together.
While at therapy, Jimantha met the man of her dreams, Dick. A few days later, they decided to run away and start a new life together. Jimantha had to change her name to Janice to make sure Man and Manson didn’t find her. They had a child together by the name of Jim Pickens (who may or may not have been the mailman’s child, rather than Dick’s). Man resorted to alcohol, which lead him to physically and mentally abuse Manson. Manson hated his father, so when he moved out on his own, he changed his name out of resentment towards his father, who had treated him so horribly since Jimantha left. He made his new last name Mansen to symbolize that he was no longer Man’s son. Hearing this news, Man spiraled further and further into depression, having only then realized how horrible he was towards his only son. He was found dead two weeks after Manson had moved out, surrounded by dozens of empty beer bottles. Nobody attended his funeral. Eventually, Mansen had a child of his own, who he named Jog. In some kind of bizarre twist of fate, both Jog Mansen and Jim Pickens went to Hogwarts. Neither Mansen nor Janice realized that both of their children went to the same school together.
You are a hero
totally subbing to this boi he is the new film theory
This man deserves a medal
Um, it's JOG, not jog.
The Kevinverse is very complex and require attention to extra details. These are one of the main OVA series that is really expensive and people would think its too much for a “random part” of the Kevinverse. One of the best episode which has the most important details and is very deep is OVA EP. 33 or EP. 45. Also can I point out that PICKENSVERSE and KEVINSVERSE has a connection and Pickensverse is a sub universe (or sub part even there is the word verse).
This game looks worryingly in depth
YEAH, ITS A MINDFUCK HOW DEEP THIS GOES. Like, how is there more of a story here than in any Sims game?!/11?!1?!
Sometimes I ask myself what kind of word is he typing in research to find all these "wonderful games"
Maxis games on Wikipedia.
Whenever I talk to people I also start with "You are now involved in a conversation."
4:06
"End tutorial, I'm fine, I'm great at gardening"
Not even half a second later:
"What the hell do I do?!"
Oh, Kevin. I wish you were my wife.
Hit or Miss.
Kevin is best waifu
Thank you, I appreciate it!
Nohohooo you don't
*WAIT A MINUTE*
Jim Pickens before the sex change
He went from a sassy girl who slaps people to a crazy man who kills people in many creative ways.
@@TimSlee1 Yaa, seems logical
or after
During*
*S E D U C E*
He was right, we all wanted it, we just didn't know it yet.
My last name is "Gray" and one of my ex's from a few years back cheated on me and named her son "Grayson." Dammit this is giving me flashbacks. 😂
That's just karma fucking with you for being a weeb
@@BasicPrinciplesGTA are you responding due to depression caused by being a Brit?
@@urinarytractinfection4508 My reply amused me. I'm clueless as to how you can assume I'm British when my picture clearly suggests the contrary.
Cool story bro
Sorry... everyone I talk too just says that
This is cool, but is Mole2 available to talk?
Mole is never available, he is too busy being a mole person.
He’s doing that ballet thing again
mole people
Sims 5 pre-release footage
This is funnier when you know the characters and has watched the series lmao
I've never seen a more accurate re-enactment of the show.
"End the tutorial, I'm great at gardening"
"wHat tHE heLL d0 i Do?!"
-Kevin 2k18
Can't watch someone play this game without knowing the deep expanded universe of Desperate Housewives. Really upsets me deeply.
Hi. About DH: I have watched like an hour of the show, total, and even then I am being nice. Have never been able to stand it - at all - but I understand that the series has a HUGE following and I can respect that, of course. And each to their own.
I think this playthrough by Kevin is quite funny and I'd like to see more.
Anyhooo.... Take care. Peace. Out.
Red .Mirabilis i... i think he was joking
@@resiseven7407 why do you believe SHAX was joking? Perhaps they really are a big fan of the actual show. The fact Kevin's character slept with 2(3?) of the main characters husband on the first day, and slapped that one woman who from what I remember was one of the few that wasn't completely neurotic, would be upsetting to them.
LittleRedRover1 it was the fact that they referred to it as having a "deep expanded universe" that kinda made me assume he wasnt serious
@@resiseven7407 Well it has 8 seasons, and for the little bit I do remember it certainly had a "deep expanded universe". Which by the way just means they had to keep adding more characters to the show to make the plot make any sense at all. But you could totally be right about it being a joke. Sarcasm doesn't flow so smooth over the internet. Have a good day!
I want to name my daughter Jimantha.
I think human racket would be a etter name.
If that octo-mom only knew of these names....
Kevin, quick trademark it, maybe you can make some money off the kid
Better dialogue system than Fallout 4
less glitches than fallout 76..
Desperate Vault Dwellers when?
yes / no / sarcasm
There are mods to fix it so it’s fine
Wow that's honestly true
Omg i was laughing so hard at the dude in the red track suit. Gets called terrible, slapped, and is ok to come back for more.
This is one of my favorite series from Kevin! I love coming back to rewatch these!
Oh no... Jimantha is one of the worst things possible....
A TSUNDERE!
Desperate Tsunderes
No one knows what that is fuckin weeb
@@101Youfail no
Desprate housewaifus
@@Poxteria bad day?
@@Poxteria Apparently a lot of people know what it is lmao
Is the third guy she bones Mark Zuckerberg?
DUDE SAME THO
What is this bootleg sims.
Yes
Feckin weird, that's what it is
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens When is dear leader day?
@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens "Fucking"
@@nopleasetm7100 It's fecking
*"This is something no one has asked for but y'all want, you don't know yet."*
You were so right, Kevin. Bring us back the Desperates !
As an introvert, the conversation tutorial would be so helpful at times. “You are now engaged in a conversation.”
Kevin: Wha- No, End tutorial, I'm fine, I'm great at gardening!
Kevin, Not even a second later:
What the hell do I do?
It’s pretty cool that Gwyneth Paltrow licensed her likeness to this game
*It's cool to see that the made a sequel to the Bible game!*
7:42 "I'm gonna get so mad at my husband over this later" Kevin knows how to be a (desperate house)wife XD
Still waiting for Kevin to continue these series after all these cliffhangers
Play the America’s next top model game
WE NEED MORE JIMANTHA!
Claudia Pariona What about creating Jimantha on The Sims? 🤣🤣🤣
If you were my housewive, Kevin, you'd never be desperate xoxo
That was a surprisingly good pickup line
I’ve watched every season on desperate house wives and this is pretty accurate.. minus a body or two..
12:01 "Whats on your mind man" in the drunken skater voice all of the blue absolutely had me in tears. Fantastic, love you Kevin.
Hey Kevin I love your videos so much I've been watching your videos for 2 years maybe and you always make me laugh
*but is mole available to talk?*
@Merciless Freak no, but mole 3 is, i'll get him on the line
I've just heard mole 3 can't make it, but JOG seems to be available
Uuuh, a killing stalking icon
What is even udapted
Desperate Housewives more like...
*whispers* Bore Ragnarok
Desperate Housewives made a game? What is this Cougar Sims lmaoooo
Played this game when I was younger and just maxed out the cooking skill. 11/10 - IGN
i played this entire game and i was known as a kind and popular housewife while I 1. robbed people constantly to sell things at the pawn shop 2. ended up killing three men in cold blood 3. was only nice to people so I could find out their secrets (some of which were...disturbing)
so yes this game is incredible
1:53 me at every social place
You can be my wife anytime Kev
crossbones116 no , you can be my wife anytime
No please Will Fuck
@@GrinchThePlug no, you can be my wife anytime
crossbones116 Mrs Obama, get down
Your name Kevi
seduced two men by 11:30am, I *wish* I was this productive
Why does this game exist and why do you make such a fantastic desperate housewife? I can't cope with how volatile you are and how furious you get about nothing. I'm laughing so much.
Says
“And he STILL tramples my flowers”
While trampling flowers
you always seem to make the worst games ever into the amazing hilarious content
True but this was a 2006* game, lmao.
@Honudes Gai Actually, it was 3 years before that and was developed by an indie company unlike all the games you mentioned and no, it wasn't terrible during that time, this game isn't bad at all, I was talking about how Kevin can turn boring or bad games into entertaining content not that this game was bad and considering it is a very old title.
I've never watched the show either, but the protagonist sleeping with every guy who just literally walks down her street seems legit.
i binged the first 3 seasons this month and yeahh, several of the protagonists do that lol
@@gothboithick im on s2 e2 rn (also on that binge lol) and ESPECIALLY Gabriella and Edie lol
Ur literally Gweneth Paltrow
With your long form content I don't think I'm alone in saying that a 2 hour Desperate Housewives The Game video would be AMAZING!
i still revisit this
Desperate Housewifes?
More like,
Depressed Homeless Husbands!
Lazar depressed homeless husbands more like Bore Ragnarok
More like
Bore Ragnarok
I feel like jimantha is more like a younger, differently psychotic sister of jim, because she psychologically hurts their victims while jim physically hurts them... I would definitely want to see more of her!
I never thought I'd see a Desperate Housewives... anything on trending lol
“What’s on your mind, MAN?” It gets me every time 🤣
The new sims 4 DLC looks nice.