I Survived 2b2t. This Is How.
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- Опубліковано 28 тра 2020
- TommyInnit plays 2b2t, the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.
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- my primary advisor: @Ph1LzA
- my editor: @TalentLacking
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Poor Tommy is going to be corrupted. F in the chat boys.
Mhhhmmmm Yes
F
F
Heleaked the cords.
Why does this have 95 likes?
F also hi fit
"Oh you're in lava, you're fine"
....Never a phrase I expected to hear in minecraft
Unless u got fire resistance...
SAME weather I have fire resistance or not I'm already panicking. Plus there's a wither down there
it's called god apples, lol
Psychonaut its the same lol
@@PsychonautTV its the same. also, it's ever called the "god" apple in the game. it's just a term many people use.
"Since you have more than three subscribers, they'll be hunting you down."
My guy speaks words of wisdom
You have 18 subs
So you have chosen... Death
boom 69 likes, your welcome :)
Dark Wolf lol
I’m getting hunted :(
Tommy innit: I survived 2b2t
Also Tommy innit: Has two bodyguards, and still dies in normal combat
wdym normal?
@@ceae69 you dont know 2b2ts combat meta?
2b2t has a completely diff combat meta. they use end crystals, totems, 32k weapons (formerly), and other random items as advanced pvp.
Haha
i love how they're so casual about being stuck in lava while 10 withers are shooting at them
If it were me, id be panicking 100000%
they've seen some stuff
tbf the lava was not damaging them because of the fire res from enchanted gapples, as long as they ate those consistently the withers won't be able to kill them in time (god apples are just that busted lmao)
you get used to it everyone has gapples and unlimited supply of kits
"Do you see this user?"
"Yes Tommy."
"His continued existence offends me."
"Understood Tommy."
@Yung Fiji Huzzah, A man of quality who owns up to the mistake
You deserve a like and a view
@Yung Fiji....
@Yung Fiji ....
@Yung Fiji ....
“You have more than 3 subs so they have to hunt you down”
Seems about right
Oh no
Casual
Fak
O shit I got 18 subs
f in chat for me I have 5 subs
edit use to be 4 subs
youtuber: logs in to 2b2t
everyone: i sense a disturbance in the force
The incarnation 💀
lmao it's so funny how they execute. "Aight, can you guys execute?" "yeah sure" *casually blows up player*
“Aight, Goujon get on your chestplate.”
soba Ik
@@StoriesPrimate noon
*Its Time To Die*
Aight Goujon set your spawn
“Aight, Goujon get on your chest plate.”
-soba
Those kids are gonna be surprised how popular tommy got after the past months
I kinda wonder how are they, and if they are tommyinnit enjoyers
Those kids are like battered war veterans introducing a new recruit to the war.
"The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft"
FitMC: I raised that boy
haha i knew i would find someone else that remembered it
Slave lab-
Ikr
999th like... o7 to the 1000th
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
*"The oldest anarchy server in minecraft"*
*FitMC would be proud...*
he’d be wiping double the tears
I was just about to comment that >:(
Dylan :l too bad?
I knew this comment would be here XD
Handsome squidward?
I accidentally read "I survived 2021. This is how"
*and i wonder why*
Uhh YOUR PFP
FAM UR PFP-
@@definitelysafe576 what’s wrong wit it?
hey, ummh, how can i access on the 2b2t server? cause i'm really interested about it. plz answer me.
@@parodinzess2781 the ip is 2b2t.org I think but you need to pay for it
the tables have turned. tommy is now the oldest and he’s playing with a bunch of hacking 12 yr olds
WELP HAHAHAHAHA
Kid: “people are hunting you down”
Tommy: “ WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEOPLE ARE HUNTING ME DOWN”
Kid: “ you have more than 3 subs”
LMAOOO
Gettin you the 3 with alts.
Edit: did it :)
I have 200 oh no
i have a bit more and everyone dk about me so its not accurate
Oh no i have 6 sub
Edit: it's 8 now
BABHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"There's no rules, *no staff* , NOTHING!"
Housemaster: Are you *SURE* about that?
The housemaster only appears when you notice lags and install plugins
@@meskonyolsen6657 ik, he is still staff, right?
@@auritro3903 the only
@@meskonyolsen6657 yes
*hausemaster
FitMC: Tommy’s gonna get corrupted f in chat boys.
Tommy: No one can corrupt tommyinnit do not worry fitmc
Also Tommy: *uses hacks*
f
That's not corruption Humanity is
Tommy: I’m going to hold a respawn totem
Also Tommy: takes off totem and puts on shield
Guy: do you want me to EXECUTE him?
Tommy:Yes
Guy: okay GOUJON put on you chestplate
This part mwde ma laugh so hard HAHAHA
16.45 "Alright lets get him bois" Spoken like a true hitman
@@taammu8208 16:45
Im a bit worried though, what if it starts another incursion?
K
For those looking for the timestamp: 8:50
“It’s so cute how you’re so excited” tommy was complimented by a woman. Achievement got
Late buddy
Timestamps?
Well more of a woMan
shadow XoX 13:37
Yung Fiji go away u
“ I killed techno” just going to ignore that techno killed him about 4 times in smp earth an countless other times
Tommy: "I survived 2b2t."
Also Tommy: *proceeds to die 2 times in the first minutes*
"it's cute how you're so excited"
Oh nooooo....
He was gay I guess and he had a girl skin, I have my suspicions
@@dioenkai I'd still respect him if he was
crunchy chipbag why are you quoting the vid, we watched it too idlot
@@melo7572 lmaooo
“It’s so cute how you’re so excited 🙂”
THE MONOTONE VOICE MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER
13:38
Anime villains be like:
Why does he sound like drista
@@believer1056 oh Hes a boy. Lmao i thought a girl
he’s kinda cute :)
* tommyinnit joins 2b2t *
2b2t players: *flashbacks to the camping rusher*
BETTER THAN WHEN MR BEAST JOINED THOUGH, EH GUYS?
“No, he’s no with us”
“Do you want us to execute him?”
“Yes, please”
Tommy: "Yesss. Thank you UA-cam, you have just saved my life!"
Literally a few seconds later: "You have more than 3 subs, so therefore they had to hunt you down."
937 likes, first reply. Nice
tf how did this comment get 941 likes?!??! I was away and I come back and i... i see this...
thanks boys(and girls of course it`s just a phrase ok cool)
@@brin6494 1.1k nice
@@sparergamer7079 wow!
Tommy joining 2b2t is like a 4 year old joining a biker gang
So many likes but not a single comment until now and really true
@@dulcegonzalez8307 So many likes but only two comments until now and really true
poggers
true, but Bo2 was wonderful
2b2t players are edgy 11 year olds
the moment when tommy dies and he has diamond armor and golden chestplate and other op stuff..
I used to think Tommy was so annoying but after watching sky wars and his fude with technoblade, and now the dream smp serve series. Can't get enough now, you got a new subscriber
"Most people find me annoying at first-"
Nobody:
Me: Just killed TommyInnit, feelin' good
oh youre the guy in the video
Not bad, kiddo
He better pin or heart this
Legend
lol
Unfidelity: My little brother recognises you :D"
Tommy: *Execute him*
Bois: *Yes master*
Unfidelity died
awww :(
pain
aww
I read this right when it happened loll
i love how he leaked his cords and no one trapped it lmao
tommy if you were to go back on 2b2t once more please don't demolish the road stops, maintaining the highway is difficult
This feels like the dark web of minecraft
Lol no
It's more like the 4chan I think
@@ninjacat230 Well yeah, the reason it got popular in the first place was because of 4chan (Facepunch doesn't count), and it's been heavily influenced by it.
100th like
The Darkside
Anarchy
Tommy Assuming Gender
Hasn't anyone noticed how child friendly Tommy was before meeting Wilbur Soot and QuackityHQ?
Sure... if you disregard the statues he is placing everywhere...
Kinda
Ya'll know what I mean't. 😂
What statues? I don’t get it, yeah my sister says he curses a lot so I shouldn’t watch him that much.
@@ayanramesh1474 Probs statues of 3?... I donno.
2b2t is honestly like a goddamn myth or legend, like the story of Herobrine or something else lmao
Tommy: TF IM BEING HUNTED DOWN
2b2t Regulars: Eh, Just another Tuesday.
OHH GOD LOL.
!!!
those 2 kids were so cool holy shit
they not they ruined history on the server
@@Art1ca how
@@Art1ca yeah wait how?
@@sussyonii-chan2737 goujon griefed popbobs 2 illegal end portals
@@Art1ca oh okay, I don't really know anything about the server
"Do you want us to exeute him?"
"Aight, get your chestplate on"
Tommy: Yes my minions, kill, kill!
They act like they have done it before ಠ_ಠ
@AkaLuna ye
Nobody: Tommy at 3:30 “ITs A woMeN!!?!????”
Lol,
I can’t believe Tommy’s overtaken techno and soon vikk
Tommy: I think we should go to the nether
Everyone: *Why are you suicidal*
@@doggypilled catkoolaid is the most unfunny person
these two replies give me life
@@corneliaoxienstierna1439 shrek goes brrrrrrr
most common error, go to the nether NEAR SPAWN!
@Hume zee lol
The joy in Tommy's voice when he said"I FOUND A WOMAN" was insane
and the pure disappointment when the "woman" joined a call
You know it makes a special sort of sense that Tommy used to play on the anarchy server
Curse of binding is basically hardcore for your items
I feel like you *need* to say “the oldest anarchy server on Minecraft” after saying 2b2t or else you are disrespecting it.
He said it tho in the intro
@@bimaa.s9165 I know I’m mentioning it
Ah i get it now, my bad
I am the 666th like
I am the 999th like
I feel like sanju and boujon are survivors of an apocalypse, which, they kind of are
How to survive:
Open an ended chest with a load of crap in it from a year ago when you played
I'm sick RN and Tommy's videos are the only thing that are keeping me entertained and away from boredom☺😔🙃 Thanks Mr. Innit
This is what Dream SMP would look like in Technoblade's dreams
WAAAAAIT
this is what Technoblade SMP would look like
No it would have puppies and cows and villagers being held slavery and potato farms would be everywhere and there would be Technoblade fanarts poster everywhere and-
2B2T = B T = T B = TechnoBlade
Haha ahahah so true
Tommy: “The oldest Anarchy server.”
FitMC: *heavy breathing*
I felt like he was Parading fit mc
ja boi one comment 301 likes WHTA TYPE OF FRICKING RATIO IS THIS
*IN MINECRAFT!!!*
techno be like : AH finally a server that suits for me
this seamed like an adventure movie
he really just said "its so cute how you get so excited" and tommy just responded "okay, thanks" lmaoo pls-
Yeah so?
Yeah so?
Yeah so?
Yeah so? And stop putting a dash after every sentence it’s not funny at all
@@conormccann64 I mean that's your opinion. I know people who find it funny but we all find different things funny :)
Lets all come together and give the respect to those soldiers that stood by Tommyinnit by assisting him through the badlands of the 2b2t server.
now they're probably hunted forever by every player after this video
i know the SankuGG dude. i've gone to he is my friend since kindergarden (-: he is a very nice person
those two people were pog for helping you Tommy
I can't imagine how happy those kids are. They have a book thats signed by someone with over 10mil subs on youtube.
Tommy: “The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft”
Me: HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING!
LET'S GO BOYS HE DID IT HE SAID IT
ya boi stfu
WHEN??!!!
Me after watching fit it’s technically not an anarchy server
dayum bro u beat me to it, lmao i was thinking of exactly what u commented
I love how they literally act like they've been here for literal years, they know every place, and Tommy looks like he's just an average traveller- LOL
its technically true tho...
literally
But they sound like they haven't been old enough to ride a bike for literal years.
I just ruined the 777.....
@@EKIsNotGay eh? oh right the likes... okay
When there are videos where Tommy doesn't swear every few seconds...
“If you’ve got more than three subs you’ll be hunted”
Tommy: let me just pull out my ten mil subs 🤣
"Don't fall off the highway next time"
"No matter how much you want the content"
14:02 "TommyInnit is cute owo"
This is also the guy who said
"It's cute when you're so excited"
S i m p
but he isnt a women...? :thinking:
time to get whoosed
@@cyanthewater8991 he is a multiple of females
@@omekana ahh i see
@@cyanthewater8991 you're telling me it's not normal to simp for the homies?
r *I gh* _T_
tommy: i have really good gear
me who watches fitmc: you do know youre gonna die without full prot 4 diamond armor right
Tommy: NO STAFF
Hause master the only admin and the creator: BRUH
Tommy I’m so proud of you, you’re playing with other kids your age
Lmao 😂 💀
Hahahhaa
😂🥳🥳🥳🥳
shit, you didn't have to kill him like that
Well 2t2b plays are pissed
TommyInnit: *Sees a woman*
Woman: “Get in hole!”
TommyInnit: *Gets in the hole and dies*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
killed by a woman, feeling good
He wasn’t in the hole though! He would’ve easily survived if he was in the hole!
Woman: “Get in the hole!”
Tommy, [unzipping pants]: well if you say so
This is why you don't have unprotected sex smh
those signed books would be worth loads on that server now
"It's been around for nearly 7 years"
2B2T: *Coughs in 2010*
"Its been around for like 7 years"
Wow its older than tommy
It was released in december 2010.
@@psun256 still older than tommy
Just played on an anarchy server older than me, feeling me good.
@@ki-js8xk it was a joke lol
@デッド how stupid do you have to be to not realise it was a joke
“Its so cute how you’re so excited”
“...thanks”
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
"Ight goujon get on your chest plate" best quote
I love how no matter who I watch, they all end up in the nether portal facility
Tommy: Couldn't kill the woman.
Everyone: Something is wrong i can feel it.
Woman: Turns out to be a guy.
Sanku Is an boy?
“it’s so cute how you’re so excited”
HAHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA
it’s like they’re war veterans
Those two boys is like survived many nights, been through many stuff, and tommy is the lucky man who found them. 2b2t is a broken city that is fill with zombies(hackers)
kinda like train to busan 2
Years later. Good job Tommy I am proud
Tommy: (Does a 2b2t video)
FitMC: *It's free real estate*
Your late today.
You watch tommy as long with everything else?
Oh hey
Man how you be in like so many mc videos
im always watching wazowski always watching
i love how he immediately trusts anyone who he thinks is a woman jfjdhebd
I love your pfp flag :D
@@cloudiluvs German flag?
@@Diskillfr its not the german flag but okay.
SIMP lol
@@Diskillfr YES THE GERMANS ARE BI IT IS THE GERMAN FLAG BI
5:51 Lavender Town song from pokemon still gives me bad dreams and goosebumps!!!! Tommy knows how to scare people
i couldnt sleep one day because it kept coming back to my head
"Its so cute how your so excited" lmfaoo
Tommy be like:
"I survived 2b2t, this is how: *takes op stuff some guy gave him a year ago*
lool
And still manage not to survive
"op stuff"
*gold chestplate*
@@deaaronfox5 there is a really good chance the sword used to be a 32k sword before they got rolled back
In 2B2T that stuff is nowhere near op, but I agree with what you meant.
I like how the kid was hitting on Tommy for most of the time
"it's so cute how you're so exicited"
"Tommy is cute uwu" 💀
Lizzie I mean who wouldn’t
@@lizzie5734 i mean....it's true
simping for tommy
Aye bro please tell me ya ain’t dudes saying this😐
This is the most wholesome TommyInnit video ever
How to survive 2B2T:
1. Pay for priority
2. Obtain the gear you already have in your ender chest
How to know when someone doesn’t see girls that much: “ITS A WOMEN!”
Yeah i remember when i was playing bedwars my teammates where like "you're a girl? you're a girl right?" Something like that 😆
L Lenn shoulda kept them guessing like “what if I am? I could be a boi” then switch to a boi skin
@@homeslice3366 i should have tried that i guess next time.it was funny cause they keep giving me all the iron and gold lmao but the end we did win so It was ok.....
@@leniee2125 YOU'RE A WOMEN!?!? :O
8:08
‘Name a woman you can’t trust’
*cough* *cough* *katerino*
*cough cough* alinity
*cough cough* chara
cough cough sakura
Literally anyone: sees his cords
Also anyone: goes to those cords and traps him
3:18 first time someone enjoys curse of vanishing
"You have more than 3 subs so therefore you must be hunted."
Dang wish that worked for musicians
well it does!
“Goujon, get on your chestplate.” 🤣
Tommy: ''No Rules, No Staff, No nothing''
Me: ''There is one admin actually''
What I don’t get is how the first portal tommy found WASNT obsidian trapped
my brain literally cannot process that goujon is my classmate
what? please make sure to talk to them
@@msmendenilla I am planning to when hes not with his group of friends lol
@@GabiP did you talk to him?
broo did you talk to him?
no i didnt talk to him i was too scared to lmao
Tommy: “the oldest anarchy server in minecraft”
Me: HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING!
Said what
Funny
@@lewisg3448 I think you don't watch FitMC
@@regenpalkar4385 not heard of it so no :) is it good
@@lewisg3448 yes it's very good
for some reason the renamed withers along the top remind be of walking through a big city at night and seeing all the billboards and signs and lights and stuff
This feels like a movie
Tommy visits a land of war and chaos. And 2 people who have been there since birth teach him the ways of a 2b2t.
Then he finds that his parents were actually real hackers, and he channels his inner hacker and kills everyone
Cringe