Wesley Snipes Blade 2 Is So Good You'll Never Pay Taxes Again - Best Movie Ever
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
- The Wesley Snipes masterpiece vampire movie Blade 2 is known as such an incredible achievement in art, that the IRS has no authority over anyone who stars in it or anyone who's ever seen it. It's an awesome movie and paying taxes is for suckers anyways.
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Can you do Requiem for a Dream, Universal Soldier, Equilibrium, Jurassic Park.. PPLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSEE!!!
no taxes ?! so you mean blade 2 is comunism !
Hey! Don’t clown my dude Ron Pearlman bro! That’s my guy.
pls do steve seagall "Lawman"
How have you not done The Matrix yet? The matrix, is the Keanu Reeves movie where nothing is real, so fuck it.
"We've just hit the minimum amount of story to legally be called a movie". And that was a a rare treat in early 2000s action cinema.
Who needs story when you have explosions?
Can we discuss that swordfight/squaredance? It wasn't touched upon adequately.
A lot of 2000s movies usually suffered from exposition dumps lol
just the way we liked it...
@@JamusChristusright?! The first CGI fight that actually looked (semi) real/weighted.
As Czech, I can confirm our postal service is no fcking joke and random ninjas are the least scary part of it.
❤
👍👍!!!
Yes, it makes sense that ninjas deliver our mail, bcs i havent seen a mailman for a long time....
Dont know why that was the joke to make me lol but it was.🤷♂️😂
All the f-ery involved with Space Ice, aal his vids and fans...! 🤣🤣🤣 Best thing ever.
Man, Wesley Snipes in his prime was one of the best action stars on the planet. These movies were fucking fantastic, all around.
Blade 1 & 2. 3 not so much.
Snipes should have been up there w/ Stallone and Arnold... Granted I would say Blade 1 and 2 are better than pretty much all Stallone movies, except maybe Rocky. Arnold though, I would say Predator and Terminator 1 and 2 are better. Wouldn't argue if someone disagreed about Predator though.
IKR? I get the feeling he pissed off the wrong exec and they labeled him as "difficult to work with" because he had standards
Personally I thoroughly enjoyed the blade trilogy
We pretend like Blade 3 doesn't exist.
Every video is a non-stop assault on Seagal's looks, personality, and acting skills. And I love it.
And he deserved it.
Also his running style. Precious!!!
Kinda like an all you can eat buffet.
As a Brit I'd like to formally apologize for what we tried to do to Wesley Snipes in this documentary
Real talk
He knew the risks!
Don't worry. He got you back
It is okay you guys gave us Red Dwarf and British motorcycles plus London dry gin
We'll accept your apology if you just stop talking about the f*peep*ing royal family.
Blade 2 is an absolutely incredible movie, one of the best sequels ever. Who ever thought of crossing Guillermo del Toro with Wesley Snipes was a genius
Wait, did Guilherme del Toro directed it? Holy shit, 20 years later and learning things.
And Ron Perlman. Now I get Hellboy 2. Bros lead in it too.
BLADE movie was the genesis of the entire MCU movie franchise.
Snipes was so badass on screen BUT a GIGAD!CK IRL.
Wish it wasn't so. Would have loved for SNIPES'S 'BLADE' to have been a part of the MCU.
HE ROCKS...BUT sucks. Damn.
@yeahnaaa292 snipes rules irl too
I'd like to think Demolition Man was a precursor for Snipes
Steven Seagal makes it into every movie, doesn't he.
Don't forget about his infinite amount of body doubles as well.
And the Jean Claude Van Damme dance scene
Won't be a Space Ice vid without a Steven Seagal name drop.
Seagal is just that big...
Fraid so.
"Vampire Hunters hunting vampire vampires with vampire hunting vampire hunters"
Man i love this channel
Literally the only comment I was looking for 😂😂😂
Spot on!
Damn. Daryl before the zombie apocalypse was already killing vampires.
Truly a badass.
Well this is his origin.
Don't forget that he cut his teeth (nice turn of phrase if I may say so) by killing Russian and Italian mobsters, as well as a Jewish, pornstar rapist, with the help of his Irish twin brother: Powder, and the gay, Green Goblin.
Quite the resume.
you realise he's a Boondock saint, Right?
he’s on Easy Street..
@@JamusChristusIrish twin brother Powder 😹
I always laughed how all other vampires die screaming horribly in sunlight but what's her face just kind of beautifully flakes away
“Gal Ghetto” is the best thing I’ve heard all week!
Lol, I didn't get it until this comment.
Calling Donny Yen "the poor man's Jackie Chan" made me spit my drink out.
So much wrong with that line though 😂
You saved me the comment.
Donnie is the gourmet people's Jackie Chan.
The "we have Jackie Chan at home" guy, lmao
They're both pretty great if you're into martial arts movies.
@@crushertnot even close lol donnie is a drug abuser and a womanizer
Donnie is a treasure and ironically one of the few HK movie stars that never copy Jackies approach to make it.
Both legends for different reasons!
Blade can evade blades, guns, stakes, sunlight ... but can't evade the IRS
Who can?😂
I don't know why we never just send them after vampires.
That's why he had to get that stripping job in london. He had to pay off his irs debt.
Even The Joker fears the IRS 😂
They owed him money and he was actually not in the wrong on that. Whoops.
"All Snipes can think about is that incredible Kool-Aid!"
Took me out!! 😂😂😂😂
*Never gonna see that scene the same again* 😭😭
"All hopped up on cherry goodness."
Oh, YEAH!
Well done. “A routine 80 ft. Sub machine gun swan dive, into motorcycle bull-fighting. And capped off with the old stick in the spokes trick.” Had me laughing so hard 😂
I love that too 80ft swan dive like it's nothing..😅😅😅
And Ron Pearlman, who somehow found a way to be even uglier. That line had me rolling.
Ron Perlman has never been a sexbomb. But he has found the kind of role where he not only doesn't have to be sexy, his unique look makes it only better.
I've heard Ron Pearlman smells much worse than he looks. So that's saying something.
When Perlman played a caveman in Quest for Fire, they didn't do any costumes, makeup, or hair/wigs for him. That's just his regular, everyday appearance.
I mean, I've always understood this was a movie about fighting back against British stamp tax, but I never realized the subtle vampire side-plot the movie had until now
I saw Blade 2 in the theatre. I was a little bit let down that it didn't stand up to the original but totally redeemed itself with the sick ass wrestling moves at the end.
Nomak was a great villain, was really rooting for him
He was to powerful
Same. I really wanted him to somehow make it out alive.
I absolutely love the scene where they're about to exsanguinate Novak in the 'clinic' and he's 'crying' only to reveal he's revelling in what he's about to do to them 😂
@@lyndonfair9850Villains are almost always overpowered so the victory is greater.
@@theelder4797Unless they meet Rey Palpatine.
@@andrewleah1983 Oh, she's from trilogy of bad fan fiction movies, huh?
As a Brit I can confirm that we cant refuse Marmite body spray
I hate it..
@@markyishere1i love it..
Apparently they're the only 2 correct answers
@@isfbuster6733
Meh, I'm in the middle. HERESY!
@@skylined5534 😂 😂
"Gal Ghetto" snuck up on me and made me actually laugh out loud.
Right? I almost missed it. Really clever.
My sides are still hurting from laughing at that one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
"Bro has a rare form of Being British that's contagious" actually made me laugh so hard I choked a little.
This must be caused by the NHS
“Hoarding all the tasty moo-cow”
Yeah, that was the one right there😂😂😂😂
"They need to find out why Snipes does so well in the sun" LOL
My guy, you listen to your fans, and thats why, you're a legend in my book? I saw it in Cinema, and this took over the cinema for 2 weeks straight.
I re-watched Blade 2 so many times, I lost count, and that after it came out on VHS. Legendary action film.
VHS???? Damn this movie is old but not that old. 😂
@@christopherjakel1049 in my country, it was on VHS and DVD. I used to watch it every day on VHS before going to work for 7am. Until the tape got stretched. That how you know every line, in every scene, like I do.
The movie is awesome, it has Kris Kristofferson, Daryl Dixon, Hellboy, the singer from Bros, Donnie Yen, the dude from Underworld Evolution ( playing again a vampire), Vince from F&F , frikin` Fegelein from Downfall AKA the Hitler Rants movie and is directed by Guillermo del Toro.
P.S. You didn´t just call Donnie mothafakkin´Yen a "poor man´s Jackie Chan", like for real?!
I was just going to say that, no way is Donnie Yen a poor man's Jackie Chan!
I'd like to think Space Ice is well aware that's Donnie Yen and called him "Poor Man's Jackie Chan" just to piss us off LOL.
Space Ice can call Bruce Lee a poor man's Jackie Chan. Cos he's Space Ice.😂😂😂😂
@@itrorevif folk don't like getting iced by the Ice man. They are Steven Seagal fans.😂😂😂😂😂
No one is safe 😂
4:33 calling Reedus Murphy and not just Daryl shows that Space Ice is a man of movie culture =)
Not even a minute in and Seagal takes a stray. 😂😂😂 I love it!
that kool-aid line at 9 minutes took me out! 🤣🤣🤣
This is the only UA-cam channel that I literally get excited about when I get a notification for a new video!! I've been subbed since you had 4k subs and I swear you just get better and better!! Thanks for always coming with consistent badass hilarious content!!
I feel exactly the same way. When I get a notification I rarely check it, unless its Space Ice. Space Ice always puts out quality content.
i agree. i even start laughing without having pressed play 😅
@@XVlTreyme too lol
He is gets better and better with every video he puts up. Comedy Gold.
This is really masterful writing. Nice job Space Ice
I remember watching this as a child, being confused by how the villain was defeated. Rewatching it today, it's a really strong moment. He was a great villain/anti-hero.
"And if these redcoats think they're gonna pull that Stamp Tax shit on him.." 😆
Sp-Ice is providing a quality service teaching us about going 1776 on Vampire Redcoats. We are blessed with his revolutionary wisdom!
Remember the biggest forgotten part of history:
The tea in the harbor plus global warming will create the greatest cup of tea in the universe!
I bet now Snipes knows not to cheat the train fare anymore.
Was looking for someone to catch it
This review is so necessary because I had forgotten why I had forgotten about Snipes and the Blade series. It started out so great but inevitably, Hollywood's lack of writer talent, ruined it.
Good to see some well-deserved love for Blade II. Great movie!
I watched this movies in theaters, and it was awesome back then and is still awesome now.
By far, the best of the Blade trilogy right here.
By far? It's great but it will always be behind the original masterpiece. The sequel baddie is weak whereas Deacon Frost is an all time great foe and Stephen Dorff played it perfectly.
The first one is better
You are seriously the main reason I look forward to Friday. The weekend is a very distant second. So it's like you're my JCVD and the weekend is Seagal. And I agree about everything you have said so far, but that comment about Donnie Yen might have been taking it a little too far lol.
If JCVD is friday, weekend would be at least Nic Cage.
The fact you went with the boondock saints reference over the walking dead reference with reedus's character 👌 the callback to fat burger was delicious btw 😂
I haven't sent this movie in many years but I can confirm this is a perfect encapsulation of the story.
Luke Gross is very underrated. He did a great job as a villian here and in Hellboy 2.
It's always the low-key medical minutiae knowledge that Space Ice just drops that always gets me.
Right. The man must have been in the field. Its hilarious
_You are the best commentator this planet has ever known in the history of Mankind going all the way back to the time humans crawled out of the Primordial Goo!_
Who would have thought that paying the IRS with "I owe you" notes wasn't the proper way to submit your 1040 or amended return?
Those vampires are never happy
State don't play with taxes
Actually they owed him money and he was never in the wrong. Whoops.
@@TaddiestMasonWell I'm sure one of the next presidents can pardon him in time for the film 'The Expendables: 10 - Expired'.
This is quite possibly the greatest video title I have ever seen for a video!!!!
That vampire vampire line was pure gold 😂
Every single person who worked on this movie made a masterpeice. This is in 5 5 vampire movies.
The clip title got me hollering 😂😂😂😂🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤣🤣😭😭
“Peace talks break down… for mysterious reasons”. Perfect.
“So good, you’ll never pay your taxes again” … Damn bro! The only thing better than Blade II, is that tagline!! 🤣
The slappercut is the ultimate finishing move
10/10. Would avoid taxes.
Avoidance and evasion are two different things.
Yo, that Seventh Seal reference was dope! One of my favorite films ever.
God, I haven't watched the first couple films in so long, really need to see them again. Thanks for another great video, Ice.
"Gal Ghetto" is the one that finally made me comment. Hillarious.
Finally something good to watch today. Thank you Space.
Good 🤨
This is JVD on a seagull day
Less than 30 seconds in and we're hit with an absolutely ruthless "Bros" joke.
This channel deserves every success it gets.
El Duce, broke it for me 😂. Couldnt hold it.
This guy here is pure, raw, true and just the fuckin hilarious 🤣
Been here from early times.
Space Ice goes hard 👌🏽
Greets my man...never stop 🤞🏽
Man, I love Blade 1 and 2 with a passion. Truly awesome movies. I really loled at your interpretation though, great stuff!
Cracked up with the title, keep up the good work!
Hadn't even clicked and the title has me rolling.
Space Ice, you've done it again.
Already one of my favorite movies. Now, I got the urge to watch it all night after work. Sorry, daughter. The FNAF movie can wait! We are watching Blade 2 then watching Space Ice!
Edit: just got to the end and realized the reason behind the IRS jokes. Laughed out loud in realization.
Father of the Year .😊
Who cares about a Fnaf movie, unless it starrs Nicolas Cage as a part-time janitor who beats the shit out of all the animatronics.
The titles of this guys vids may be the greatest thing on the internet
2:32 "...His buddy Boondocks..."
😂😂😂😂
This video title is your best yet.
"But your honor, Space Ice swore I'd never have to pay taxes again!"
Fellow folk of culture that have come to receive the magnificence of Space Ice,
lo, the time prophesized hath come,
WITNESS as Space Ice delivers THE definitive critique of Wesley Snipes films.
This is GLORIOUS!
THIS IS GLORIOUS!! 😭
Love it. Please do John Woo’s Hard Boiled…so many opportunities with that one!
Love me some John Woo best action 😂😂😂😂
The Jay Moore line made laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂😂
Brah...you tells the stories better than the movies ever could 😂😂😂😂.....thanks, man. 😂😂😂😂
If I ever feel down and just a little bit depressed, I watch something from the legendary space ice and just like that, everything is great again. Thank you sir. You always outdo yourself
I can't wait for your to review the third one. It's going to be brutal
Space Ice is almost always better than the actual movie, and never far off if not better.
Space Ice is the best part of my weekend.
Thanks for mentioning HIPAA. Cuz, you know, that matters. Your ability to identify every subtle nuance is what separates you from the rest of humanity. Kudos to you, Space Ice. And kudos again!
Lost it at ''drain his oil'' LMAO, Space Ice, you're a saint.
So he gave up his job as a fire marshal before the sequel?
The fire marshal thing was too funny. Should have done it in this one too.
By 3:37 this video had so thoroughly dissed all of Britain that I clicked the thumbs up button. Way to go!
In Sons of Anarchy, Ron pearlman and Danny Trejo were on screen together just 1 time... the show got a ton of hate mail because of how traumatizing it was to have that much ugly on screen at once.
Lol you wild
“Unga bunga”
Hahahah wtf omg funniest comment
See, that is the issue. They need to be fighting monsters together.
I'm addicted to this channel... WHICH
U SHOWED THE WORLD... !!!!
I love how you always say MAYGUH!
“So he promises to take her somewhere safe… and guess what”
That title tho, oof. Space Ice went there and then knocked it out the ball park. Well played, very well played.
"Just kidding--fucking ninjas!" 😂😂😂
You blessed my miserable friday night space ice. Love you brother
Blade 2 is actually so good anyone with a modicum of love for rated R action would rank it S tier.
I would rate it R, for radical!
The blade movies were such cool ass unapologetic movies. Marvel will never make something so bold again
But they're making so many great movies now... Oh wait, no. You're right 😂
Space Ice coming in clutch once again 🧊
"Trying to find out why Wesley does so well in the sun" is hilarious
"Poor man's Jackie Chan". Low blow Space lol
A SLAP UPPERCUT!!! THAT IS GENIUS lol!!! I never realized that dam
No movie will ever beat Bladonna (watching the first Blade in-sync with Madonna’s first 3 albums)
Shoots a silver stake at 6000 feet per second... that's 2km (clicks) per second, faster than the speed of sound, wow.
I like how they use the proper measurement for crossbow bolts as feet per second, but have it going over 4000mph. PLAID SPEED ENGAGED!!!
good old muzzle velocity jokes
Nothing better than waking up on a Saturday morning to the weekly Space Ice review.
"He curves that shit all over the place." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:10 I'm from Czech Republic, you have no idea how bad postal service is here.
Also big thumbs up for not saying Czechia.
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