Can't really afford to send content creators money, but I DO always turn off my ad-blocker and let the videos run a few times. I've seen so many insane "Hero Wars" commercials at this point lol..
Same with the old Schwarzenegger movies. Except for a few movies like the Terminator for most of the characters he plays his physique doesn't make any sense.
@@regidon6816 I didn't mean his height but how buff he was in those movies. It just doesn't make sense for an average joe who works in an office to look like a bodybuilder
Supposedly The Flash has all kinds of multiverse crap (like most of you, I haven't seen it) so an opportunity for a Shaq Steel cameo was *right there*.
Fun fact: Steel is technically a DC superhero movie. The character of John Henry Irons is from the DC Universe, had his own comic series, is a Justice League member and has appeared in Justice League Unlimited and Superman & Lois.
You'll probably like Media Zealot with his series "advanced sci-fi civilizations too stupid to really exist". He too sounds like he's always unhappy and pissed off haha
In 2006 I lived in a thrift store while fixing it up and one night I found some VHS tapes and a combo TV/VCR. Among the 📼 saw a movie called Steel. I was astounded at what I could only describe as ghetto John Henry becomes Iron Man. Unfortunately, I was so tired from the days work, I fell asleep watching it. That night, I had a nightmare of him chasing me through an warehouse district calling me his precious railroad spike and demanding I let him sledge me Now I get to relive that nightmare anew. Thank you Space Ice
Bro telling Carl to let go of the guilt he's been holding onto about Judy. Moving. Honestly. Reginald VelJohnson would shed a tear for this beautiful statement.
Bruh, I LOVE this movie. Had a VHS tape of it in French. Showed it to all my friends. Not a single one of them was impressed but I didn't care. Still loved it. To this day, I can still EASILY hum the main theme.
Shaq has had one of the most bizarre but awesome journey as a celebrity, from basketball star, to doing terrible films, video games based on him, rap albums, the man is as iconic as it gets
@@The_BigotHe was fine in that movie, mainly because he was more or less playing himself. Ray Allen was legitimately good in Spike Lee's He Got Game. He acted alongside Denzel Washington (as his father) and held his own. Of course, it's universally agreed that Kareem has the best ever performance in a movie, because he was able to keep a straight face in Airplane!
Say what you will about the movie, but the comic book character Steel from the death of superman storyline was actually my favorite of that bit. He doesn't try and pretend to be Kal-El. Doesn't make any claim to BE Superman. He instead takes on the moniker Man of Steel, makes an ironman suit basically, and simply says "I'm trying to honor his legacy and fill the void that he left, saving who I can. Nothing more, nothing less." Which yeah, I liked that.
@@matteZ2109 I know a lot of people talk about the cheese in Annihilation but I was a kid who saw that movie in theaters and loved the movie when it came out, however my biggest complaint of the movie is how they did my boy Johnny Cage who was my favorite character from the first movie.
Thanks for bringing out this hidden childhood trauma back. Shaq may have been a D-list actor in his youth, but he turned out to be a savvy businessman. I think he is worth around $300M... not the same can be said about Steven Seagal.
This movie should have won an Oscar for best costumes. Not for the Steel suit, but for those PERFECTLY tailored dress greens Shaq was sporting early on.
I was thinking of all the suggestions I've thrown out. No Holds Barred. Suburban Commando. Surf Ninjas. Never did I think fucking Steel would grace us. Back when Shaq was actually good at what he was doing at this time in his career. Thank you, Space.
@@itsamadsadbadradworld125 i appreciate the suggestion but I'm tested passed college level reading comprehension. So that makes me confused, are you saying major block buster and Shaquille O'Neil was never heard by you? I'm gonna ask what you got out of what I said and suggest you also check your comprehension. Kazaam, a major blockbuster hit with Shaquille oniell.....1996, a year before this movie....the one so good it green lit him as the main actor again... I really don't see how you're confused. The sentence has been said many times about two different movies, so I ask is your(theirs) memory so bad you can only remember things in week incrementals? Next week they won't even know shaq and block buster have been said in a sentence before yet its only been a week
@@jamesmeppler6375 lol all that because you don't know what "blockbuster hit movie means" Kazaam was a flop, proving you're 100% wrong and have done nothing but embarrass yourself. "I passed a reading comprehension test!" is the saddest flex in history 😂
@@jamesmeppler6375 Kazaam was not a blockbuster hit. You have no idea what those words mean and I can't believe you wrote so much just to tell everyone that you have no clue what you're talking about
How did I miss this classic back in the day? One can only imagine the excitement it caused with these deeply emotional performances and top-notch special effects. The script is obviously a masterpiece, crafted by writers at the very top of their game. Will we ever see its like again? Perhaps a sequel or collaboration with Neil Breen is what we need. Thanks, Space Ice, for giving this incredible movie the credit it deserves.
I rented this unironically back in the day on VHS. I got to the point where Shaq first rides around on the cycle and that kid is like "Whoa!" and that's when I turned it off. It was just too stupid. It's interesting to see that it got even dumber leading into the ending.
That is so weird. I was just thinking how I thought this movie looked so cool as a (very young) kid, but then suddenly realized I never finished the movie and am pretty certain I stopped watching after the motorcycle chase.
Space Ice - It warms my heart that you would take a week off from Steven Seagal, Uwe Boll, and Neal Breen and give your sanity a chance to recover. Thanks for another episode.
TFW Shaq, a basketball player that tried for an acting career, still shows more range and emotion than Steven Seagal, a man whose entire career was in acting
Actually no. Fucking Seagal had to ruin that too. He first acts like the machete cut into his stomach didn't affect him. Then because Seagal wanted to look cool, he hari-karis himself with it - so he dies but by his own hand. When you watch it the only thing you can say is fuck you Seagal
Another outstanding addition to the Space Ice library of classic and hilarious movie "reviews". Thanks, man, for brightening my day with laughter every time you post! Space Icer for life, Brian👋👏✌😎👑
I wouldn't have ever though that space would commentate on this movie. I don't remember anything about this movie other than Shaq being In it, but I expect nothing but quality from this commentary.
The guy is the real superhero just look at how he is when he meets people. He's so genuine pays for their groceries. Gets kids bikes when he sees them in shops. Generally's heart is really big respect to this guy. He doesn't need to make a film pretending to be a superhero
I-Shaq-Newton is as a master stroke portmanteau and the reason I sub to this channel. I laughed off and on for like an hour, just randomly after the video I’d start busting up again.
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"I got you bro"
You're amazing!!! I love your content ❤❤😅
"Ishaq Newton and Barkamedes" are worth the $2.50 alone!
“Thx Marty”
Can't really afford to send content creators money, but I DO always turn off my ad-blocker and let the videos run a few times. I've seen so many insane "Hero Wars" commercials at this point lol..
How Shaq never won an Oscar for this performance is beyond me
Jack Nicholson won that year and Shaq and Steven Seagal weren't even nominated. It was a scandal at the time and rigging was suspected.
He was actually nominated: best 8 feet tall lead male
And got edged out by Danny Devito
I'm guessing there's a lot that goes beyond you.
Thanks, Sparky
Ishaq Newton and barkemides got me ngl 😂
Ishaq Newton figured out gravity when he saw an apple fell though a basketball hoop 🏀😂
@Spaceice is on fire with the steel movie!! The thanks Chief and space ice saying I got your back comments got me too lmfao
Well, @Spaceice is a genius. That was like any other day for him.
"Patented Breakdance Shooting" Space Ice is freakin great lol
Ishaq Newton got me😭😭
I love how Shaq's 7'2" ass just towers over everybody and it's just a normal thing in this movie
Same with the old Schwarzenegger movies. Except for a few movies like the Terminator for most of the characters he plays his physique doesn't make any sense.
@@5upl1an arnies not even tall lol
How much is that in meters?
@@regidon6816 I didn't mean his height but how buff he was in those movies. It just doesn't make sense for an average joe who works in an office to look like a bodybuilder
The counterpart to Peter Dinklage.
MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIES are on the menu!!!!!
Mayguh
My favourite type of movie.
I want Space Ice to make a video about Star Wars and call it "the obscure cult movie which showed the world..."
‘’WHERE HE SHOWED THE WORLD!””
I'm absolutely sickened and completely delighted by Space Ice' lies. 😂😂
The fact that Steel Shaq hasn't had a cameo in the DCEU is all I need to know about what is wrong with their vision.
They got cyborg they don't need him
Different characters. Cyborg is an alien tech... cyborg. Steel is just a dude in an armor.
Supposedly The Flash has all kinds of multiverse crap (like most of you, I haven't seen it) so an opportunity for a Shaq Steel cameo was *right there*.
He should've been there with Clooney.
@@JiveCinema Wrong
I love hearing space ice say "Mega blockbuster hit movie". always makes me smile. Thanks bro
“Where he showed the world” is my favorite part, on par with “In a world where…” from Honest Trailers.
@@magicmulder totally. 😂
It has become tradition to say those words out loud as a new Space Ice video begins to play... 😄
- Whats her story?
- Her fathers dead.
- He...heheheeee.
10/10
That was straight up some TFS Master Roshi delivery too.
@7:12
Shaft: "What's her story?"
Shaq: "Her father's DEAD"
Shaft: "Heh, ...hehuhuuuh"
"Due to advances in medicine--" "You know what, not everything's about you...." 🤣🤣🤣
Fun fact: Steel is technically a DC superhero movie. The character of John Henry Irons is from the DC Universe, had his own comic series, is a Justice League member and has appeared in Justice League Unlimited and Superman & Lois.
Not only that, but the movie was supposed to be a spin off from Superman Lives.
This fact was not fun at all. Why do you lie to people?
It's the truth, Steel in comics is black too. He started when Supes died against Doomsday.
This still looks better than most of the DCEU movies.
Everybody knew Steel was from the DC universe when this movie came out
I love Space's constipated voice, Makes these videos so much better
Facts
Imagine your voice sounds worse than a constipated voice... Steven Seagal's voice.
His voice is everything. I couldnt imagine this channel without that croak
How dare you. It's not constipated voice, it's Mega Block-Buster Hit Action Movie voice that tells the world it's about to see something man-credible.
You'll probably like Media Zealot with his series "advanced sci-fi civilizations too stupid to really exist". He too sounds like he's always unhappy and pissed off haha
"How about you sit the f*ck down." 😂 Space Ice being hilariously savage.
I'm on his Patreon and I'm trying to convince him to do a t-shirt and coffee mug line with his savage literature.
In 2006 I lived in a thrift store while fixing it up and one night I found some VHS tapes and a combo TV/VCR. Among the 📼 saw a movie called Steel. I was astounded at what I could only describe as ghetto John Henry becomes Iron Man.
Unfortunately, I was so tired from the days work, I fell asleep watching it. That night, I had a nightmare of him chasing me through an warehouse district calling me his precious railroad spike and demanding I let him sledge me
Now I get to relive that nightmare anew.
Thank you Space Ice
😂😂😂 Bro, that nightmare is wild.
That sounds like the perfect start to a mega block-buster hit movie! Kind of want to hear more about it. Do you still live there?
WTF!!!
That's actually who Steel is. John Henry Irons doing an Iron Man
Well? Did he catch you?
Best line in the movie: well I'll be dipped in shit and covered in bread crumbs 😂😂😂 gets me every time
The spinning wheelchair of death almost makes up for the rest of the movie lol
Her wheelchair went complete Steven Seagal.
Snatching birthdays
You win.
I love you for finally doing this movie lol "Thanks Sparky'"
If Carl & Steve didn't f*ck around with time travel, Judy might still be alive
Space Ice's first video very in depth
But we would never have had the opportunity to see her Crave film career.
Bro telling Carl to let go of the guilt he's been holding onto about Judy. Moving. Honestly. Reginald VelJohnson would shed a tear for this beautiful statement.
Bruh, I LOVE this movie. Had a VHS tape of it in French. Showed it to all my friends. Not a single one of them was impressed but I didn't care. Still loved it.
To this day, I can still EASILY hum the main theme.
I'm just going to assume that you and your friends don't speak French, just because it entertains me more.
@@NewBrainWhodis 😂
I love how ice still manages to slam Steven seagull !!
Shaq has had one of the most bizarre but awesome journey as a celebrity, from basketball star, to doing terrible films, video games based on him, rap albums, the man is as iconic as it gets
He's a sick ass bass DJ.
DJ Diesel. His shit slaps at music festivals
Blue Chips was his first movie and it was excellent
@@The_Bigot oh yeah I saw it in the theater, yeah I’m that old
@@The_BigotHe was fine in that movie, mainly because he was more or less playing himself.
Ray Allen was legitimately good in Spike Lee's He Got Game. He acted alongside Denzel Washington (as his father) and held his own.
Of course, it's universally agreed that Kareem has the best ever performance in a movie, because he was able to keep a straight face in Airplane!
Shaq was iron man before Robert downy jr was😂
he was ahead of his time that's for sure
Iron is softer than Steel.
And Shaq wasn't a shill to the military-industrial complex, either.
@@ilyatsukanov8707Yeah, but Shaq is a shill to the Icy Hot industry that kills far more people per year.
Ironman even copied the suit making montage scene
“Eat the hotdog, don’t be one.”
We don’t deserve Judd Nelson
Wouldn't have been of any use to Judy. As Crave, she did both.
Solid advice tbh.
@@KA-sk5mb excellent point
Ishaq Newton and Barkimedes; my favorite scholars.
Ishaq Newton figured of out gravity when he saw an apple fall through a basketball hoop! 🏀
No relationship to AirBud
Say what you will about the movie, but the comic book character Steel from the death of superman storyline was actually my favorite of that bit. He doesn't try and pretend to be Kal-El. Doesn't make any claim to BE Superman. He instead takes on the moniker Man of Steel, makes an ironman suit basically, and simply says "I'm trying to honor his legacy and fill the void that he left, saving who I can. Nothing more, nothing less." Which yeah, I liked that.
I was more of the Eradicator fan, but John Henry Irons was dope
I always liked the Eradicator more, but I loved everything from that whole storyline.
They call him, Unlucky Larry. Look for him in other movie explosions. 😂
I'd love to see a MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT REVEIW about og Mortal Kombat
The original is an unironically great film!!
Definitely Mortal Kombat Annihilation, though.
@@matteZ2109 I know a lot of people talk about the cheese in Annihilation but I was a kid who saw that movie in theaters and loved the movie when it came out, however my biggest complaint of the movie is how they did my boy Johnny Cage who was my favorite character from the first movie.
Thanks for bringing out this hidden childhood trauma back. Shaq may have been a D-list actor in his youth, but he turned out to be a savvy businessman. I think he is worth around $300M... not the same can be said about Steven Seagal.
He also played basketball
Yeah I was gonna say, The NBA contracts helped. Seagals only talent is being fat
This movie should have won an Oscar for best costumes. Not for the Steel suit, but for those PERFECTLY tailored dress greens Shaq was sporting early on.
That was EASILY the bulk of the movie budget. Holy shit.
I was thinking of all the suggestions I've thrown out. No Holds Barred. Suburban Commando. Surf Ninjas. Never did I think fucking Steel would grace us. Back when Shaq was actually good at what he was doing at this time in his career. Thank you, Space.
*_The Shaquille O’Neal Mega Blockbuster Hit Movie…_*
Where he showed the world
@@ЧистоеНебо-ш2цJust how fn stupid everyone iiiis 😅
Hes has probably 3 of those. Not bad 🤔
*& Still a 1,000X better than anything Steven Seagal's been in since the 1990s*
Where he showed the world 😂
I never thought I'd hear Shaquille O'neal and "Major Blockbuster Hit Movie" in the same sentence, but here we are. 😂
So you never heard of anything more than a week old?
So you never heard about Kazaam, where he plays a Genie either?
@@jamesmeppler6375 might need your reading comprehension checked
@@itsamadsadbadradworld125 i appreciate the suggestion but I'm tested passed college level reading comprehension. So that makes me confused, are you saying major block buster and Shaquille O'Neil was never heard by you?
I'm gonna ask what you got out of what I said and suggest you also check your comprehension. Kazaam, a major blockbuster hit with Shaquille oniell.....1996, a year before this movie....the one so good it green lit him as the main actor again...
I really don't see how you're confused. The sentence has been said many times about two different movies, so I ask is your(theirs) memory so bad you can only remember things in week incrementals? Next week they won't even know shaq and block buster have been said in a sentence before yet its only been a week
@@jamesmeppler6375 lol all that because you don't know what "blockbuster hit movie means" Kazaam was a flop, proving you're 100% wrong and have done nothing but embarrass yourself.
"I passed a reading comprehension test!" is the saddest flex in history 😂
@@jamesmeppler6375 Kazaam was not a blockbuster hit. You have no idea what those words mean and I can't believe you wrote so much just to tell everyone that you have no clue what you're talking about
These videos are becoming my favorite thing about Fridays!
How did I miss this classic back in the day? One can only imagine the excitement it caused with these deeply emotional performances and top-notch special effects. The script is obviously a masterpiece, crafted by writers at the very top of their game. Will we ever see its like again? Perhaps a sequel or collaboration with Neil Breen is what we need.
Thanks, Space Ice, for giving this incredible movie the credit it deserves.
You obviously never spent enough time in the “straight to VHS” bargain bucket section of Blockbuster videos
Cinema is desperately crying out for the genius of Shaqneil O'Breen
It has a rep for being TERRIBLE but it’s such a fun yet forgettable movie. It’s not awful! Go watch it!
I'm fine with the idea, as long as the movie is directly sent to Space Ice for review purposes only. NEVER to the public, in their own interest.
If you missed out on this you must check out his video game Shaq Fu, it was hard asf to beat on Sega Genesis.
How did you see shaqs movements as salsa shooting 😂 😂 😂 😂
I rented this unironically back in the day on VHS. I got to the point where Shaq first rides around on the cycle and that kid is like "Whoa!" and that's when I turned it off. It was just too stupid. It's interesting to see that it got even dumber leading into the ending.
You missed out on a great movie. Too bad.
That is so weird. I was just thinking how I thought this movie looked so cool as a (very young) kid, but then suddenly realized I never finished the movie and am pretty certain I stopped watching after the motorcycle chase.
When the trash can lid attached itself to him, I just lost it.
"Ishaqnewton" hahahahahahaha :D
Thanks, Sparky!
Couldn't stop laughing. Absolutely hilarious movie and review. Keep up the good work.
Who the hell is responsible for making all these faulty spark plugs.
Space Ice your vids just keep getting better. You are a fricking artist.
Space Ice - It warms my heart that you would take a week off from Steven Seagal, Uwe Boll, and Neal Breen and give your sanity a chance to recover. Thanks for another episode.
"Barkimedes"...bruh 🤣🤣🤣
Loving the call back to your first episode!
TFW Shaq, a basketball player that tried for an acting career, still shows more range and emotion than Steven Seagal, a man whose entire career was in acting
Man this channel is truly genius. The humour is brilliant. Keep these videos coming man! I'll watch every one of em.
It's true. We didn't know any better in the nineties.
Or... hear me out on this... Did we actually have it all figured out better back then?
I was having a vile day. Then I watched this. Friggin hilarous! Thank you!
Space Ice, I can't thank you enough for all your fantastic and hilarious movie reviews. Never stop man.
Ten seconds in, and I knew this would be a good one. Well done, Space Ice.
"I'll be dipped in 💩 and rolled in bread crumbs" most memorable line from the movie when I saw this as a kid 😂😂❤
Did you know that in Machete Steven Seagall dies getting killed by Machete? That's some gold
Actually no. Fucking Seagal had to ruin that too. He first acts like the machete cut into his stomach didn't affect him. Then because Seagal wanted to look cool, he hari-karis himself with it - so he dies but by his own hand. When you watch it the only thing you can say is fuck you Seagal
He's so badass that he does it himself 😒
He won't let anyone kill him unless its him.
🤣🤣🤣the Van Damme Hammer cut🤣🤣💀
Genius!
Thanks man for posting this gold. Love your jokes: "The spark plug was spittin'. Everything washes away when we find ourselves in a bar in Thailand."
This was funny AF
Keep up the good work 😂👍🏽
I was not expecting a review on ‘Steel’. Classic 90’s movie with a badass young Shaq. Glad you did this one 👍
Nice callback to Judy; the origin of this channel
She was great as Crave.
Every once in a while you have a video on a movie I cant believe exists, and must seek. You have done it again good sir.
I needed my space ice fix
Same
@@dganonymous23 he has been on point with the 3pm drop. I love Friday afternoons just for this.
Straight in the viens you smooth voiced bastard🤣
50ccs of euphoria
@@CaptainHieronymusValerianus all a person really needs is some JCVD spin kicks. And maybe a little Neil breen for laughs.
I tried to show my best friend how much I love this channel, and now I have a court hearing date for a protective order against me.
That Parkour shit got me rollin
I LOL'ed so hard. This one is truly one of your best! Thanks for being amazing!
Another outstanding addition to the Space Ice library of classic and hilarious movie "reviews". Thanks, man, for brightening my day with laughter every time you post! Space Icer for life, Brian👋👏✌😎👑
Yeah, I didn't see this one coming!
Best. Video. Ever.
How did I never knew Shaq was such a great action star.
This channel deserves to blow up.
I wouldn't have ever though that space would commentate on this movie. I don't remember anything about this movie other than Shaq being In it, but I expect nothing but quality from this commentary.
Now do the Sinbad movie where he's a genie 😎
I watch it on a constant repeating loop. It never gets old.
Wow! A Judy from Family Matters reference like that? Space Ice, you are the absolute greatest.
It's the double axle of movie commentary.
and coupled it with the usual Steven Seagal slander, you get this gem of a review
the senator had been killed sir "since hes in LA hes always within walking distance of a gang shootout" lmao
Fun fact.... The guy at 3:32 is one of the lycans in the underworld series .
this Friday is just getting better and better.
Barkamedes just did the video for me. Great stuff as always. 😂
... I wait for the sparkplug in every video :)
You keep outdoing yourself! Excellent video!
Gotta start weekend right with some space ice
Shaq deserved to be at least nominated for a Golden Globe for this outstanding performance.
"This guy's yell" @ 8:51 is also that guy's yell @ 11:57. Can't tell if it's a lazy foley artist or Space Ice trolling. 🤣
I bet it's in the movie. And it's the same sample.
That yell caught me off guard 😂
All bull aside, your narration had me almost spitting out my food.
Keep it up and your rich af......
NEXT:
The Meteor Man (1993)
Blankman (1994)
Spawn (1997)
Up, Up, and Away! (2000)
No Holds Barred
Desperate Measures (1998)
Don't forget Handi-Man.
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank you!
Thanks Sparky! 😅
Dude…you get right to the point and you DO NOT MISS!!!!
I'm not saying do drugs but do drugs while watching this movie
Chloroform.
The guy is the real superhero just look at how he is when he meets people. He's so genuine pays for their groceries. Gets kids bikes when he sees them in shops. Generally's heart is really big respect to this guy. He doesn't need to make a film pretending to be a superhero
Greatest advice of all times…eat the hotdog..don’t be one…J.Nelson
Wouldn't have been of any use to Judy. As Crave, she did both.
This is why I like you, you're willing to rip on even beloved classics.
If you haven't ripped on hulk hogan while watching suburban commando please do so.
it took me a second to realize even the commentary is a full out meme
Shaq is as elusive as Robert Denby.
It can't BEEEE?!?
Shaq & Shaft? JCVD & Seagal bits? Spark plugs spittin? References to the first Space Ice video? This is the best Space Ice video of 2024.
Space Ice: *reviews steel*
Me: a suprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
As a kid I used to watch this movie on hbo and loved it very much. Thanks Space Ice for rejuvenating some old memories with spice of laughter
You need nerves of 0:02 to survive this
Friggin hilarious! Space Ice you bring joy to my life second only to the masterpiece of art that is the JCVD Thailand Bar Dance.
This will be a multiple watch!!! Thanks for the awesome vids!
I-Shaq-Newton is as a master stroke portmanteau and the reason I sub to this channel. I laughed off and on for like an hour, just randomly after the video I’d start busting up again.
Thanks sparky 👊🏾👍🏾