Stabbing Myself in the Knee with a Screwdriver (pt. 1)

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  • @TheGBLN
    @TheGBLN  4 роки тому +1491

    honestly humiliated to tell this one but ya boy gotta pay the medical bill somehow

  • @samantonio399
    @samantonio399 4 роки тому +793

    When Globlin lowkey stabs himself in the knee just to get meds from the doctor

    • @lilstarbuxxx5090
      @lilstarbuxxx5090 4 роки тому +20

      Shhhh 🤫🤣

    • @yuxydothatshii.7548
      @yuxydothatshii.7548 4 роки тому +38

      Keep it on da low doe 😂😂😂

    • @kronickingpin
      @kronickingpin 4 роки тому +8

      Yo this is the first thing I thought think I saw to many videos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrTaiki99
      @MrTaiki99 4 роки тому +3

      youtube ain't pulling in enough cash xD

    • @ExtendedRelease
      @ExtendedRelease 2 роки тому +3

      he knows we be feenin the perky 30s he obviously did it on purpose...

  • @6z0
    @6z0 4 роки тому +822

    When Goblin says he dosent know if this is a Hoot n a Holler...

  • @POSTCARDGESTURES
    @POSTCARDGESTURES 4 роки тому +1460

    I used to be a storyteller like you, but then I took a screwdriver to the knee.

  • @samjohnson2103
    @samjohnson2103 4 роки тому +252

    Goblin, synovial joints are encapsulated in little sacks full of synovial fluid, this prevents friction in the joint, you punctured the sack and some air got into it when you attempted to walk on it. Premed student here who loves drugs

    • @jack3d899
      @jack3d899 4 роки тому

      Sam johnson have u heard of aphantasia and phenbut?

    • @jack3d899
      @jack3d899 4 роки тому +6

      No one talks bout phenibut, but find out i was aphantaisc blew my mind i did 5g of dried shrooms hope for smthing to happn but nah just blackness my mind is blnk 24/7

    • @jack3d899
      @jack3d899 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheHatter510 yea i can get open eye visuals but not cev, pychedelics are medince for me tho its hard topic to talk about wen i did 5.5g shrooms i had weird sensation pineal gland i try slient darkness etc but nthing

    • @brianstrupp
      @brianstrupp 4 роки тому +2

      @@jack3d899 phenibut is the shit but u gotta space out ur doses that shit is addictive as fuck

    • @jack3d899
      @jack3d899 4 роки тому +1

      @@brianstrupp i know i dnt really space out my doses cause i dnt give crap bout the withdraws as i have aphantasia so im hope i get the hallucations lol, i mix it with drinks and cones im not to fond mix it with pychs tho as i already dnt get full experince and dulls the experince doen a little bit

  • @nandodyer8903
    @nandodyer8903 4 роки тому +314

    I have never felt more uncomfortable and intrigued at the same time.

    • @00piumSora999
      @00piumSora999 4 роки тому +3

      Fr lmaoooo

    • @alextoledo3618
      @alextoledo3618 4 роки тому

      hundreth like broski

    • @RaquelllBlackwelll
      @RaquelllBlackwelll 3 роки тому

      I’m only 5:57 in and fainted. It was actually scary because I just had this happen a few mins ago and didn’t realize what was happening😂

    • @robbieesquivel5442
      @robbieesquivel5442 3 роки тому

      ong 😭

  • @professionalhornswoggler8972
    @professionalhornswoggler8972 4 роки тому +473

    "who knew the doctor was the plug"😂😂😂

    • @x97sfinest
      @x97sfinest 4 роки тому +4

      He is fr fr

    • @salt5537
      @salt5537 3 роки тому +3

      Had my dying 😂😂😂

    • @samsonhaze6595
      @samsonhaze6595 3 роки тому +11

      Millions of Americans 😂🤣🤣

    • @DrowningMoon
      @DrowningMoon 3 роки тому +1

      Dumbest shit gob said in a minute lol

    • @samsonhaze6595
      @samsonhaze6595 2 роки тому

      @@SATISFYPLANET Not in America, least not without a really shady doctor’s RXs. If you happen to know of any of the sort, anywhere on the eastern seaboard, I’m all ears Lmao.
      (Sheltered suburban kid, socially awkward, lacking the circle of friends/shady motherfuckers to hit up, essentially never use any “street drugs”, not even weed that’s not too shelf dispo shit now that it’s legal rofl.)

  • @chancehines2460
    @chancehines2460 4 роки тому +366

    “Scarier, louder and more moist” - Goblin
    😭

  • @timothyking9476
    @timothyking9476 4 роки тому +554

    Dude brought his g pen to the hospital. 😂😂😂 “Ima make this work” 😂😂😂

  • @Paint75
    @Paint75 4 роки тому +301

    1:30 is the funniest shit ever cuz u can hear how disappointed he is in himself😂

    • @natebrown618
      @natebrown618 2 роки тому

      I'm baked, and I laughed so hard. Thank you.

  • @katiebittle2940
    @katiebittle2940 4 роки тому +86

    Anatomy student here and what the nurse means is that you punctured the pocket of fluid in your kneecap called the bursa and the puncture allowed air into the pocket: which is why it made that weird gurgling noise. Usually they flush it out and seal the hole and wait for the fluid to refill itself when it gets punctured. Hope this helps✨

  • @MichaelKlippi
    @MichaelKlippi 4 роки тому +441

    We all asked for this and we received let’s be grateful for this hoot and holler 🙏

  • @Shaggytokes420
    @Shaggytokes420 4 роки тому +79

    My knee feels nervous all the way through this

  • @Yalikejazzzzz7
    @Yalikejazzzzz7 4 роки тому +143

    “a screw driver isnt sharp enough to stab someone ” come to south london😂😂😂

    • @elojonezz9983
      @elojonezz9983 4 роки тому +6

      Stfu

    • @lolboi4615
      @lolboi4615 4 роки тому +25

      Y’all use knives cuz them muskets ain’t got no aim

    • @y.marleek2274
      @y.marleek2274 4 роки тому +1

      se15 you know we are 😏

    • @caidavies6426
      @caidavies6426 4 роки тому +1

      Ooooooo scary south londener scary lol

    • @caidavies6426
      @caidavies6426 4 роки тому

      @@lolboi4615 and you shush too mate your just as bent

  • @nickr2795
    @nickr2795 4 роки тому +70

    Lol we just going to gloss over that gob drove drunk to the hospital even after the dui😂😂😂

  • @asdfghjk6493
    @asdfghjk6493 4 роки тому +42

    "who knew the doctor was the plug"
    when doc gives you oxycontin 80

  • @callumloader8713
    @callumloader8713 4 роки тому +46

    Dog I’m high as balls I can’t do this rn the first 6 minutes just made me meet my new neighbours for the first time they were heated. I can’t laugh this hard bro

  • @QoTRiZz
    @QoTRiZz 4 роки тому +26

    „...they gave me the narcos, the ice packs“ Goblin going to be feinting for ice packs.

  • @jaybinsolid8032
    @jaybinsolid8032 4 роки тому +468

    I have never clicked on something so fast

  • @gh05tnoh24
    @gh05tnoh24 4 роки тому +32

    The anxiety I feel in my knees is insane bro.

    • @jelly7507
      @jelly7507 10 місяців тому

      no same though

  • @noahskye7140
    @noahskye7140 4 роки тому +39

    This is the funniest notification title ever lmfao

  • @whooshie5172
    @whooshie5172 4 роки тому +9

    1:23
    Goblin:"Aye, dont get drunk! Dont drink!"
    Me on a monday at 11am with a beer in my hand and the vodka almost empty ready to open up the next bottle:"Uh-huh..."

  • @b8wz368
    @b8wz368 4 роки тому +13

    "Scarier,louder,and more moist" three words you won't hear together on any other channel 😂

  • @clogan2214
    @clogan2214 4 роки тому +43

    I’m going to med school gobby, I’m not a nurse but I’ll try my best to explain this simply based off what you said. Your knee is a joint formed between your femur (big bone in your thigh), your patella (your actual knee cap bone), and your tibia (the bigger of the two bones in your lower leg, the smaller one being the fibula). These bones come together to form three articulations/joints: two tibofemoral joints (articulations between your femur and tibia, one one each side of your kneecap) and a femoropatellar joint (centralized articulation between your kneecap and femur, pretty much under your kneecap). These joints have cavities filled with a liquid called synovial fluid that provide lubrication which allows for your bones to smoothly glide and essentially for you to bend and move your knee. When you stabbed yourself, you likely punctured one of these joint cavities, allowing for the synovial fluid to drain out (that gurgling sound) and air to enter in. Hope this helped, get will soon brother and keep up the great content🙏🏻

    • @williammoore8719
      @williammoore8719 2 роки тому +1

      med man

    • @SATISFYPLANET
      @SATISFYPLANET 2 роки тому +4

      @@williammoore8719 i like how goblins community has intelligent people in the comments, I always see smart comments in his videos

  • @dontknowwhoiam9891
    @dontknowwhoiam9891 4 роки тому +29

    I bout lost my shit when I saw the title LMAO can't wait to hear what actually happened

  • @jordanmccumber6142
    @jordanmccumber6142 2 роки тому +4

    He said “i was being kinda kneedy” that’s great goblin 😂

  • @SkeletonStorytelling
    @SkeletonStorytelling 4 роки тому +183

    New series: The Oxy Archives

  • @deadchannel5328
    @deadchannel5328 4 роки тому +29

    Glad your okay, whenever one of my friends got drunk he would slam his phone on the ground just cause he got texted, he did it on 3 separate occasions and broke all of them

  • @nucleak2884
    @nucleak2884 4 роки тому +66

    Bruh that’s gotta be the funniest shit I’ve ever heard, I’m off 600mg of rso

  • @yoshuahs999
    @yoshuahs999 4 роки тому +27

    4:42 I don’t think a sober person would shank themselves in the first place 💀

  • @jonnycarr7142
    @jonnycarr7142 4 роки тому +13

    "Scarier louder and more moist" Goblin 2020

  • @MJ_M
    @MJ_M 4 роки тому +17

    Dawg my knee hurt while I'm watching this 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tyler8143
    @tyler8143 4 роки тому +62

    are talking about a philps or a flathead screwdriver because theres a big difference

    • @yoshuahs999
      @yoshuahs999 4 роки тому +10

      If he was fixing his table I’m assuming phillips

    • @MichaelKlippi
      @MichaelKlippi 4 роки тому +2

      @@yoshuahs999 ayyy yes but flat heads are more universal for stuff like furniture

    • @NightwolfGamezzz13
      @NightwolfGamezzz13 4 роки тому

      he wouldnt be able to stab himself that deep with a flathead philps fsfs

    • @yoshuahs999
      @yoshuahs999 4 роки тому +1

      @@NearlyPerfectGames I just watched his live, he confirmed the Phillips assault

  • @kyleblanchard3512
    @kyleblanchard3512 4 роки тому +4

    I've had a lung transplant and dilaudid it was got me hooked to opioids and drugs for 4 years. Finally kicked the habit bro. That warm feeling is no fucking joke, I chased that dragon hard. Be careful with that.

  • @Bernard3082
    @Bernard3082 4 роки тому +4

    3:57 " i shanked myself in the knee"😂😂😂🙏🏼😭😭😭😂😂

  • @StxneyBologna
    @StxneyBologna 4 роки тому +34

    So...uh...I stabbed myself in the knee with a screwdriver

  • @dommccrirrick2728
    @dommccrirrick2728 4 роки тому +15

    **stabbed in the knee**
    **puts a paper towel on it**
    Where did you get you medical knowledge 🤣
    School nurse?

  • @nickthedick3555
    @nickthedick3555 4 роки тому +2

    This is literally one of the funniest stories I heard in a while

  • @thelocalhoodrat2881
    @thelocalhoodrat2881 4 роки тому +14

    "Who knew the doctor was the plug?"

  • @tono4134
    @tono4134 4 роки тому +1

    This guys built different. He stabs his knee with a screwdriver when he’s drunk, and a few hours later he drives to the hospital with a fucked knee while he’s kinda drunk. Legend

  • @owenmilberry682
    @owenmilberry682 4 роки тому +24

    I’m getting anxiety just hearing this lol

  • @theinnerwaffle5887
    @theinnerwaffle5887 4 роки тому +62

    "There's no doctors watching this channel." Reply to this comment if you're a doctor and you want to piss of Goblin.

    • @cashmoneycockburn9502
      @cashmoneycockburn9502 4 роки тому +21

      What doctor watches Goblin? 😂 whoever you are you should definitely consider turning your license back in sir

    • @Churgerwithbeese
      @Churgerwithbeese 4 роки тому +40

      I’m in med school rn 👨🏽‍⚕️

    • @mxneymarxo8074
      @mxneymarxo8074 4 роки тому +16

      @@Churgerwithbeese major cap lol

    • @DeltaAirlines737
      @DeltaAirlines737 4 роки тому +16

      @Magic Cookies I wouldn't doubt it, people can watch these videos for fun to laugh at.

    • @rowanstraughan1392
      @rowanstraughan1392 4 роки тому +5

      @@DeltaAirlines737 sorry but i think you ment a hoot and a hallar

  • @jthollywood6513
    @jthollywood6513 4 роки тому +3

    12:10 goblin out here gettin zooted off ice packs 😂

  • @aerooo3466
    @aerooo3466 4 роки тому +9

    The thumbnail showing a dude with a neck brace, goblin with his screwdriver in his knee 😂

  • @BosnianJesus
    @BosnianJesus 4 роки тому +8

    AYEEEEEE finally ive been waiting a minute for a hoot and a holler

  • @caidens1134
    @caidens1134 4 роки тому +3

    "shorty was lucky I was on drugs" HAHAHAHAAHA definitely a hoot n a holler

  • @mothman4672
    @mothman4672 4 роки тому +4

    oh, to be a fly on your wall

  • @destinydelisle706
    @destinydelisle706 2 роки тому +2

    Every time I come back and watch this I laugh my damn ass off. Never gets old!! 😂

  • @GotSpread
    @GotSpread 4 роки тому +3

    The moment we all been waiting for, hope you get better goblin

  • @llynkzz8343
    @llynkzz8343 4 роки тому +12

    why do i feel like goblin off da perc😂

  • @Micahslooseearlobe
    @Micahslooseearlobe 4 роки тому +6

    Nick really doing anything to get them percs

  • @blades6351
    @blades6351 4 роки тому +5

    I have to say, this was a fine piece of content.

  • @BosnianJesus
    @BosnianJesus 4 роки тому +44

    fentanyl review coming????

    • @ainz-cd3jn
      @ainz-cd3jn 3 роки тому

      xD

    • @ainz-cd3jn
      @ainz-cd3jn 3 роки тому

      lmao

    • @shini9704
      @shini9704 Рік тому

      Fentanyl isnt crazy, never got euphoria or anything like that. Just painkilling

  • @Slashaaa1
    @Slashaaa1 4 роки тому +3

    Love you goblin. Hope you heal swiftly

  • @markusjones1609
    @markusjones1609 4 роки тому +14

    Oh gawd that was hard to hear goblin and PS the CBD toothpaste is a GREAT SUCCESS

  • @steppygee2452
    @steppygee2452 2 роки тому +1

    Ive never had a stronger physical reaction to a story time video. Bro you’re so good at this shit i swear my knee felt fucky the whole video 😂

  • @Luckiilav
    @Luckiilav 4 роки тому +6

    "shorty was lucky i am on drugs"

  • @army21342
    @army21342 4 роки тому +1

    Nobody:
    Goblin stabbing myself in the knee with a screwdriver

    • @army21342
      @army21342 4 роки тому

      Hope it gets better

  • @twisted_legacies5816
    @twisted_legacies5816 4 роки тому +6

    If it ends with a (pt.x) you already know its gonna be a good series

  • @mothman4672
    @mothman4672 4 роки тому +3

    “scarier, louder, and more moist” all things i hope my future partners describe me as

  • @blackveil3669
    @blackveil3669 4 роки тому +3

    This was definitely a hoot n a holler bois ⛽️ 🍃 I hope you get well soon broski 🤙🏻🤙🏻❤️

  • @cartersauce3248
    @cartersauce3248 4 роки тому +2

    SIX DAYS WITHOUT A UPLOAD YOUR STARVING US

    • @T0Y0TATH0N
      @T0Y0TATH0N 4 роки тому

      bruh literally just stabbed himself

    • @cartersauce3248
      @cartersauce3248 4 роки тому

      @@T0Y0TATH0N bruh I know I'm just giving him shit lmao

  • @GradeAStoner
    @GradeAStoner 4 роки тому +15

    "Goblin is Love ,Goblin is Life"

  • @dylanlaguna1748
    @dylanlaguna1748 4 роки тому +1

    Goblin off the quaeludes lmfao

  • @guspolinskipolkakingofthem615
    @guspolinskipolkakingofthem615 4 роки тому +5

    “I go to the cuckoo hospital” i know the feeling. Linden Oaks world

  • @joeyparraga2513
    @joeyparraga2513 4 роки тому +1

    this was the perfect way to end my night of studying, gob the 🐐

  • @CrprlCodeine
    @CrprlCodeine 4 роки тому +7

    Lmaoooo never would of thought a screwdriver my guy

  • @reneeewing2115
    @reneeewing2115 4 роки тому +1

    Bro said i brought my own medicine 💀

  • @austinlittle1043
    @austinlittle1043 4 роки тому +4

    What a hoot and a holler this turned out to be!

  • @domo535
    @domo535 4 роки тому +1

    Goblin imma be honest dawg . AINT NO NURSES WATCHING THIS SHIT 😭😭😭

  • @Adamisgood24
    @Adamisgood24 4 роки тому +5

    I always went to the normal hospital from DXM induced psychosis, they gave me Ativan stat, and asked what I took, I said dextromethorphan, and they seriously acted like they didn't know what that was.

  • @kuraikumo8919
    @kuraikumo8919 4 роки тому +2

    Goblin: "there's no doctors watching this channel..." 😂😂😂

  • @mooshyrooms9935
    @mooshyrooms9935 4 роки тому +2

    Love how he gotta reiterate that he stabbed himself in the knee w a screwdriver😂 Hope ya shit feeling better now tho Gob!

  • @tylerwalden3144
    @tylerwalden3144 4 роки тому

    This is top tier goblin content

  • @frzy970
    @frzy970 4 роки тому +4

    I was missing your videos while being at my dads house all weekend😭

  • @dankboi1661
    @dankboi1661 4 роки тому +1

    “This is gonna give you a warm feeling... I love those” 😂💀

  • @devin5473
    @devin5473 4 роки тому +4

    i wish goblin was my father so he can tell me bedtime stories

    • @ainz-cd3jn
      @ainz-cd3jn 3 роки тому

      that would be very funny

  • @Jusu
    @Jusu 4 роки тому

    Thank you for sharing goblin

  • @hypnoticsiege
    @hypnoticsiege 4 роки тому +6

    1:30 So.... ehhh.... I stabbed myself in the knee with a screwdriver 😂

  • @noinklong
    @noinklong 4 роки тому

    you already know we’re ready for part 2 baby

  • @egoriquez2217
    @egoriquez2217 2 роки тому +3

    This is the video where he lied about how he got stabbed in the knee, wasn’t it a crazy girl in his house that did it and he lied because he already tweeted about it and a lot of people knew

  • @bruhcow315
    @bruhcow315 4 роки тому

    This is going to be one of my most favorite of your videos

  • @isaak1748
    @isaak1748 4 роки тому +3

    "I love those" 🤣😭

  • @evanburke9074
    @evanburke9074 4 роки тому +2

    “Who knew the doctor was the plug” 💀

  • @matthewmcfarlane7612
    @matthewmcfarlane7612 4 роки тому +2

    Its always after the stream that the real shit goes down with you🤣

  • @天使-Gabriel
    @天使-Gabriel 4 роки тому +2

    Streets needed you on this one Goblin 😼😼

  • @xtr4ps
    @xtr4ps 4 роки тому +15

    I was an adventurer like you until I took a screwdriver to the knee.

  • @Schrymen
    @Schrymen 4 роки тому +2

    Im baked asf and that title sounded amazing

  • @nico-mp7wi
    @nico-mp7wi 4 роки тому +3

    “i go to the kuku hospital” 😂😭

  • @TheBen9701
    @TheBen9701 4 роки тому +1

    Videos being demonetized is a blessing and a curse at the same time. I hate ads but I love goblin 😭

  • @yeeboiii448
    @yeeboiii448 4 роки тому +5

    “I love those” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @idankh2624
    @idankh2624 4 роки тому +1

    “They gave me fentanyl, they gave me these ice packs”

  • @SpaceyNYC
    @SpaceyNYC 4 роки тому +4

    Goblin used to drink and stream, then he took an arrow to the knee

  • @Lighters_Up
    @Lighters_Up 4 роки тому +1

    Goblin the type of person to go to the hospital to get some drugs 😂😂💯

  • @deangullberry8972
    @deangullberry8972 4 роки тому +4

    I was at the last live and I can assure you he was sent

  • @bleach3044
    @bleach3044 4 роки тому +1

    When it says "RawOg420 viewers also watch this channel" you know its gonna be good

  • @BigbroAce14
    @BigbroAce14 4 роки тому +4

    This kinda reminds me of that arrow to the knee meme 😂

  • @Timesend
    @Timesend 4 роки тому

    A sharpened screwdriver is one of the most dangerous tools , you can slide it right into someone deep without them even knowing and gives you time to leave the scene, slick , lethal and easy to get hold of.

  • @michaelc4172
    @michaelc4172 4 роки тому +22

    We need context😂 got the notification wtf

  • @xnh.x2758
    @xnh.x2758 4 роки тому

    “I’m in crutches rn” bruh I lost it there 😭😂