He is a man who loves his job, you can tell as he talks to him during the session. Great massage. You know effort went into it. And I like to watch it from time to time
My wife and I have 2 kids now thanks to the techniques taught in this video - god bless your silver tongue ways and magical weight lifting belt! A true professional
The masseur said that place is a Maximun Security Penitentiary and he has a total of 27 years of jail (he already spent 23, so 4 more to go). But he didn't say why he's there. Well, he actually said he's there because 11 centuries ago He was a Centurion in the Roman Empire and killed a lot of people, so now he's paying for this. But...😅
Alessandro Cozzi i really thought u r joking but I read more comments and they said almost the same now i don’t know what to believe anymore is this even real? Am I really watching this?? U make me question everything man 😂😂
@@emily5098 he is making ASMR experience. By talking incredulous things in his specific sensual way, after some time brain changes frequency and massage turns into 360 mind and body experience. I assume he came to this through his experience...and as someone who has received many massages in many countries, i guarantee to you this is one of the most amazing and unique massages i have seen, possibly most unique. People might laugh, but this guy is precious.
Non ti dico quando sono andato io, ho avuto la fortuna di fare una seduta da lui, penso sia stata una delle esperienze più assurde della mia vita. Quello che si vede nel video è nulla a confronto.
Kelby Swartz I just happened on to this video & a) it’s so ridiculous I can’t even watch it b) the comments- I have tears running down my face & I have to pee, but I can’t get up because my gut hurts from laughing. 😂😂
I am sorry for non italian people, but guys, you are missing the best speech in UA-cam history. With english subtitles this would become the best video ever.
I agree! I´m laughing sooo much. He says things like: oh, you have a thin and delicte skin ah, I can see... Sometimes he says: ah, so then you like to be in charge, you like to comand ah? Hahahaha... really, the best speech ever!
Sono d accordo.. Me lo sto riguardando ora dopo che l ho già visto 72 volte nell ultimo anno... The best ahahahahah... Secondo me stava pieno di coca in sto video.. Troppo esaltato rispetto al primo video.. Nel primo muto come un morto.. Qua invece parla solo lui ahahahah.. Parla anche da solo... Partirei da Bergamo per andare a Chieti solo per rumen ❤️ manco per la figa lo farei ahahah
I'm italian, at a certain point the chiropractor starts ranting about how he was a Roman centurion in his previous life and that he killed a lot of people
I love this video!!! haha Whenever I am bored with all the "traditional" ASRM massages I come back here and enjoy this unique piece of art :D I wish there were English subtitles, I am really curious! :D Also, the comment section cracks me up!
incredibile,ogni volta che vedo i video di rumen mi rilasso un botto,poi la sera e soporifero mi addormento dopo neanche 30 minuti,spero farete altri video con il grande Rumen
This guys is either 1 of 2 things. 1....he actually takes pride in what he does and he is a true healer of the body and loves helping people with tense and sore bodies......2 sex offender that broke out of jail and using an alias and obtained false identity papers. Either or....i would let this man rub me down.
A me pare che il massaggiatore ci stia provando, a me darebbe fastidio se punta sempre al sedere il massaggio...dai e poi quello che dice, boh poco professionale..ma quella che riprende credo labbia capito..
Salve a tutti...ci sono stato qualche mese fa...massaggio fantastico!!! Un po di disagio e timore iniziale ahahha ma credetemi un massaggio che è un toccasana...quando e finito non riuscivo nemmeno a stare in piedi talmente che ero rilassato...avevo un dolore al ginocchio che dopo la seduta era diminuito tantissimo! Lo consiglio Vivamente
If you can understand italian it becomes creepy AF, he's wispering shit like "ohh i've got to warm you up" or "ooohhh *orgasm* this oil will warm and soften you up"
you know when auto-translate brings up the line "she was married affects the bike but you were not a good disco guy" in the first minute of the video, you must continue.
@@ilsucro540 No he's actually from Malaysia and he is pretending to be a Bulgarian with a romanian dialect, Jesus Christ , is it that important where the poor guy's from?😂😂😂
A classic no doubt, I just love this man's devotional way of massage- a rare pro if you really get to think about all the other /wannabe/ giod looking gold diggers etc... Bravo amici!
Dude. Was half asleep watching (listening) this, and thought I was imagining things... ...when Rumen busted out some English randomly at 54:37. "Caw mon everyBODY!". Literally jolted me awake.
@@lukab7893 just to mention one he said he s in his sixth life ,he was a roman centurion and he killed a lit of people so in this life he s paying whit curing people for what he did
eh its not traumatic, the guy is kinda working toward taking all the toxin out of his body and his gluts , Eliana will be laughing later one during the video edit
I don’t know what he’s doing or saying, but I can only presume it is a ritual to prepare Massimo’s husk to serve as the avatar of an ancient, elder deity’s horrible return.
It's been a year and I still love this vid, would love to see a return to him, shame theres only a little amount of subtitles on two of the cut down vids but I enjoyed it
This is one of the best massage videos I have ever seen. I feel like if I knew what the guy was whispering THE WHOLE TIME it would be annoying but because I don't it just adds to the ASMR.
the grunting and groaning is fine, what he’s doing is actually exhausting. It’s one of thee greatest massages ever....... My problem is the customers pants!!!! If anyone has a problem in this video it’s the actual punter and his missus filming it. 😂🤣😂 haha. Love it. I’m next!! X
The masseur 💪 : Rumen - 3200856268 - Francavilla al Mare, (CH)
Massimo hai intenzione di tornarci nel prossimo futuro? 😅
Massimo torna da Rumen, ti prego
Massimo completa la trilogia e torna per l'ultima volta da rumen prima che vada in pensione!
è anora a francavilla rumen??
Just add +39 for the italian international dial code
1 Hour of Chiropractic with Gérard Depardieu
Sebastian H. AHAHAHAHA
Sebastian H. Omg I laughed too hard at this🤣
XDDDDD
Serge lama
Thought the same
He is a man who loves his job, you can tell as he talks to him during the session. Great massage. You know effort went into it. And I like to watch it from time to time
This had me in absolute stitches and then reading thr comment section had me crying with laughter. Brilliant
I switched to porn when my mom came in my room
It was way easier to explain
Shawn Lim You deserve more likes man
Lmaoooooooooooooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
BahahahahahahahahHahahhahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahhaah
Oh shit you to? For some reason its like a trainwreck or car accident you just keep watching.
Chiropratico, astrologo, matematico, indovino, sciamano, centurione. E un fenomeno sto tizio. 😂😂😂😂
mi sa che è anche rabdomante... :D
È la maglia messa al contrario che gli da tutti sti poteri
E non ha anche dei difetti
è il santino di berlusconi attaccato alla parete che gli conferisce i poteri
Johnny Light il tipo è del settore...
My wife and I have 2 kids now thanks to the techniques taught in this video - god bless your silver tongue ways and magical weight lifting belt! A true professional
LOL
Hahahaha
bruh, I'm weakened 😆
This guy is probably one of the hardest working masseuses on any youtube vid to date. He puts a lot of effort into it.
Masseur, seen that he is a man...
I´ve never seen a chiropractor on cocaine before, I loved it.
😂🤣🤣💀
LOOOL
Lol he looks cracked
Sure
if he were on cocaine he would have rubbed Massimo so hard his skin would have caught fire :D
"Okay, I'm finished. The chiropractor will be in shortly."
Excellent
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😳😳😳
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Me: 😟
Him: 🤫
Being Italian and having the added sensory experience of understanding what the masseur is saying is pure bliss.
The masseur said that place is a Maximun Security Penitentiary and he has a total of 27 years of jail (he already spent 23, so 4 more to go). But he didn't say why he's there. Well, he actually said he's there because 11 centuries ago He was a Centurion in the Roman Empire and killed a lot of people, so now he's paying for this. But...😅
Alessandro Cozzi i really thought u r joking but I read more comments and they said almost the same now i don’t know what to believe anymore is this even real? Am I really watching this?? U make me question everything man 😂😂
@@emily5098 That's what he said ahah
Alessandro Cozzi whyyyy would he do this??? Hahahas
@@emily5098 he is making ASMR experience. By talking incredulous things in his specific sensual way, after some time brain changes frequency and massage turns into 360 mind and body experience. I assume he came to this through his experience...and as someone who has received many massages in many countries, i guarantee to you this is one of the most amazing and unique massages i have seen, possibly most unique. People might laugh, but this guy is precious.
He drink 14 cups of expresso before this massage.Seriously, this guy is passionate about what he does.Refreshing and bewildering at the same time
Espresso 🙄
Plot twist: The real masseur is locked in a broom closet in the basement.naked
Lmao
😅😅😅
This comment is so under rated
Trixy Daltons wild west shows 🤣🤣
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This is old school. I've been to a chiropractor like this and I don't regret it. My muscles were pleased after the massage session.
That looks like an amazing massage. This man is 100% devoted to hi profession 10/10
True!!
Everything this man did... he did comfortably in front of an audience and camera
Imagine a private session
Omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😳 private session...🤣😂🤣😂 omg...🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Iam justwondering why he has a weightlifting belt on, while stroking this guys legs, I just don't get it lol
@@givemecash9404 to prevent lumbar lession like powerlifters by continuos repetition of an exercise
What’s his rate? Asking for a friend...
I love it. Part massage, part exorcism and part insane asylum.
PaPa part WWE. Mah gawd
Lol
LMBOOOOOOOOOOOO😂😂😂😂😂😂😔
😂😂😂
Hidden level in the game outlast at mount massive asylum 😂
This is the most interesting video I've ever seen on UA-cam.
I always come back to this video. It's like some sick perversion.
ha ha ha that got me in stitches!
Hahahahahahaha bro he is passionate
Same
Same perv here bro
Hahaha
Il monologo di Rumen è qualcosa di eccezionale, da pièce teatrale. Ne vogliamo ancora, vogliamo di più !!!
Bonooooo ciaoo
Non ti dico quando sono andato io, ho avuto la fortuna di fare una seduta da lui, penso sia stata una delle esperienze più assurde della mia vita. Quello che si vede nel video è nulla a confronto.
Connie Furnari lo trovi a Francavilla, provincia di Chieti ;)
Ti prego Giuseppe, raccontaci qualche aneddoto! Ne ho bisogno!
Si si! Assolutamente d'accordo!
Every so often I check this out to see what the comment section has been up to, and every so often I die laughing.
Kelby Swartz I just happened on to this video & a) it’s so ridiculous I can’t even watch it b) the comments- I have tears running down my face & I have to pee, but I can’t get up because my gut hurts from laughing. 😂😂
Me too 😂😭
Happens to me Right now
Same here.
Same 😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌
I am sorry for non italian people, but guys, you are missing the best speech in UA-cam history.
With english subtitles this would become the best video ever.
🤣🤣🤣
do translate mate,cant imagine how hilarious it is 😂😂
Translate it bro
All. I can imagine is that it is full of bravado and machismo... that much i can glean without translation.
I agree! I´m laughing sooo much. He says things like: oh, you have a thin and delicte skin ah, I can see... Sometimes he says: ah, so then you like to be in charge, you like to comand ah? Hahahaha... really, the best speech ever!
@@leodebrito5894 😂
I have read the comments and my stomach hurts me so much with laughter
Same here
I knew from the moment he wore his shirt backwards that we were in for something special.
Skiles bruh I just noticed that
Good observation
Rumen is obviously used to the strait-jacket in his institution.
🤣🤣 I keep coming now and then to read comments. This vid has the best comments on UA-cam, ever.
😂😂😂😂
This is such good ASMR - the focus, the precision, the purposeful movements, the sound of fabric rubbing, the ongoing narration
this is gold man...pure gold..
pls do some new videos with him..
👍👍
@@ASMRbarber - when? C'mon Massimo, don't worry, you'll probably get out alive. Do another vid with this guy! (and English subtitles!)
A distanza di anni , rimane sempre il mio ASMR preferito .😁
Sono d accordo.. Me lo sto riguardando ora dopo che l ho già visto 72 volte nell ultimo anno... The best ahahahahah... Secondo me stava pieno di coca in sto video.. Troppo esaltato rispetto al primo video.. Nel primo muto come un morto.. Qua invece parla solo lui ahahahah.. Parla anche da solo... Partirei da Bergamo per andare a Chieti solo per rumen ❤️ manco per la figa lo farei ahahah
@@nik8821 Vero: nel primo video quasi non parla.
@@nik8821 buono a sapersi che non sono l'unico fissato su sto video
this is what really happens in the lighthouse at shutter island
ha ha ha ha ha
It's the foreplay for the lobotomy.
By the end the patient is asking for a lobotomy.
Question 1/ why does he have a weight lifting belt on?
Question 2/ why does he have his t shirt back to front ?
Question 3/ WTF is going on?
Colin250 we’re italian, and we don’t even know it.
That’s all a cryptic language, mix of gibberish, no sense, and wrongly named body parts
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We do this every year during the christmas time
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💀💀💀😂😂😂
You know it's going to be a great massage when the dude has his shirt on backwards and wears a weight lifting belt.
LOL godam that's funny
Jon Con It'd be so awkward but I'd for sure get a massage from this dude
Wow he really does have his shirt on backwards!!
Jon Con 🤔🤔what I’m wondering is who buttoned it up for him ? Better yet whose gonnna un button it?? Is he stuck ?? 😂😂
Because inside out is whack!
I'm italian, at a certain point the chiropractor starts ranting about how he was a Roman centurion in his previous life and that he killed a lot of people
LMAO
That makes sense
Hahahahha
And in this life he has to make something good for the people for clean his soul 😁 sono italiano anche io 😀
hahahahaha
I think the real chiropractor is gagged in that closet
I just spat out my coffee
Lmao true dat
🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
@@gregkolak5223 Hahahahah!! 😂😂
I dont think this guy is creepy I just think he doesnt care about how he looks as long as he gives the best massage
Immunity2you simp
A “massage” that’s what you call this?!
@@bobsmith1292 Not "a" massage, but "The" massage)
The fact is why he's talking like that, so weird.
Corvo@AZ , Dude, what a little Easter egg amongst all these comments!
This man is a total genius .
So knowledgeable and amazing character.
The Best by a mile 😊
Thanks a lot Black Paton 😊
@@ASMRbarber you most Welcome 😊
Love your channel 😆
Greetings from Glasgow Scotland 🏴
I just come back to this video to read the comments from time to time. Always gets me a good laugh.
😂
Same here, lol 🤣
47:55 mom it's not what you think... mom leaving the room in tears
Best comment
Hahaha hahaha hahaha!!!
I'm dead
hahahaha !! 😂
Hahahahahaha 😂
2024 and im still watching this 😂😂😂
Me too 😂
@@carlottaromano5014 Ok sweaty
i remember waiting for the subs to come out lmao i can’t believe it’s been 6 years
same
Learn Italian and have the full monty experience
Gèrard Depardieu is back!
Something Worse OHHH YESSS
the italian one
Something Worse a camisa dele tá ao contrário
On n'est pas bien ? paisibles, à la fraiche, décontractés du gland.
lol that is what I thought.
Please re release all these videos with Rumen but with subtitles, its so good seeing what he is actually saying
Smelly Panda he is italian
The moment he says "you did not put on the RAISEHEEL" I knew this video was meant for me
He is talking about a recipe for making an authentic calzone
@@TheVirux he speaks Italian
I love this video!!! haha
Whenever I am bored with all the "traditional" ASRM massages I come back here and enjoy this unique piece of art :D
I wish there were English subtitles, I am really curious! :D
Also, the comment section cracks me up!
La tua pelle è “SÈKKA”
Omg I could only watch up to the 44:00 mark. After that I read my Bible then prayed.
Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha!!!
Derek Vazquezz you missed the best part just 4 mins later lmao
😂🤣😭😂🤣😭
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
46:20 when Massimo relises he’s been violated for almost an hour
Edward Eyamie he’s got the thousand yard stare
Word has it that Massimo was never the same again after this
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Straight out the closet
incredibile,ogni volta che vedo i video di rumen mi rilasso un botto,poi la sera e soporifero mi addormento dopo neanche 30 minuti,spero farete altri video con il grande Rumen
47:28 He’s not about to.... 47:32 Okay. They just scissored...
Sam Acevedo the best comment
Im cryin
hahahahahaha
LMAO. dat pose
Laughed my ass off at this comment.
This guys is either 1 of 2 things. 1....he actually takes pride in what he does and he is a true healer of the body and loves helping people with tense and sore bodies......2 sex offender that broke out of jail and using an alias and obtained false identity papers. Either or....i would let this man rub me down.
LMAOO!!
kurt hahahaha
A me pare che il massaggiatore ci stia provando, a me darebbe fastidio se punta sempre al sedere il massaggio...dai e poi quello che dice, boh poco professionale..ma quella che riprende credo labbia capito..
Im sure this started out with a groupon coupon.
kurt 😂😂😂😂😂 you took the comments section with that!!! 10/10
He has a 100% success rate , nobody has ever gone back for a s econd aession
omg xD
Actually Massimo did
Very good methad thankyou gues
@@Hubizbubi don't let facts get in the way of a man's brief moment of youtube fame!
😂😂😂😂
He didn’t stop talking the whole hour
😂🤣😭
Self hyping
Probs burnt a couple hundred cals doing that
He did the same with me. He talked for the entire hour
only an Italian can do that and not be annoying
Stick an English translation on this and I think you’ve got the Internet’s number 1 video.
Mostly it is about speedo and how he have same speedo when he was younger...
@@Pavke32 So from what you can hear they do know eachother from way back?
@@Bawamba lol u slow af
@@simontempler4530 Haha mate, I must've been high af. I dont even know what I mean mate
@@Bawamba Gelato? Yeaaaa...I'd say you were baked : ) Thanks, I had a good chuckle.
His shirt isn’t inside out. It’s a straight jacket with the sleeves cut off.
Zerar Ntepartie
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Lol!!
What's the pocket on the back for?
And backwards lol
I weirdly respect this guy he is comfortable in his environment he is comfortable in his skin, soon to be on the FBI top 10 most wanted list
Long Life to my glasgow rebel from south american revolución army
@@fuerzaotan6378 long life and many blessings in return brother
@@glasgowrebel7592 my brother you allways welcome in south América here we can start a revolution.
I'm normally comfortable watching ASMR videos with the door open, but this one requires it to be closed.
Hahahah!!! 😂😂😂
o yes .. this one is a prive one!!
😂🤣😭
😂 🤣🤣🤣😂
Es el mejor quiropráctico que he visto. Me he visto los videos decenas de veces.
We need subtitles for this :D I WANT TO KNOW WHAT DROPS OF WISDOM THAT OLD MAN HAD SPREAD!!!
You know something amazing is about to happen when your masseuse comes in wearing his Intercontinental Championship Belt.
Thomas Williams lmao
Stolen comment :(
Lol
😏
😂😂😂😂 facts
When Gerard Depardieu learned Italian, left his actor's career, moved to Russia and opened his massage salon.
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😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jajajajaja nice one
actually he is fluent in italian.
Can we get a translator? I feel that this man is spitting some real knowledge that non Italian speakers are missing out on.
THIS!!!!!!! 😤👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Use the auto-translate in the video and try to figure it out from there lol
@@devo076 it's only Italian bud
@@liamb.6251 well since he's not saying anything that sounds like pasta, I need a translation.
I’m Italian and he speaks like a drunk russian
I think he's pregnant now
Hahaha hahaha!!
LOL
WHAT A BUNCH OF IGNORANTS HERE....
WAIT UNTIL YOU START HAVING PAIN IN YOUR FEMORS AND PELVIC WHEN YOU GET AT 50 YEARS OLD....
hahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂
I watch this video every now and then to check out the comments section! 😂😂😂
Like se vuoi un nuovo video con Rumen!
Like if you want a new video with Rumen!!!
Salve a tutti...ci sono stato qualche mese fa...massaggio fantastico!!! Un po di disagio e timore iniziale ahahha ma credetemi un massaggio che è un toccasana...quando e finito non riuscivo nemmeno a stare in piedi talmente che ero rilassato...avevo un dolore al ginocchio che dopo la seduta era diminuito tantissimo! Lo consiglio Vivamente
Big Head dove si trova questo chiropratico?
Francavilla al Mare, Chieti
Cavolo abito a 600 km. Questa estate ci vado pure io.
Scusa la domanda, che prezzo?
prezzo ?
legends say, he's still talking
Ohoh comeing and jumped and some outed come masges good thing bad not play lasted maked iamm all under stand bill mt bages pleyed and thing oh
@@jullyscainl7623 great spelling
This dude can't shut up, and I love it.
LOL
you really start to wonder WTF is he saying!
4:19 Risotto???
Strength & Honor "qui sotto"
If you can understand italian it becomes creepy AF, he's wispering shit like "ohh i've got to warm you up" or "ooohhh *orgasm* this oil will warm and soften you up"
Fuckin im dyin readin these comments rofl
It’s like he’s late and he’s trying to fit a 2 hr massage into 1hr massage 💆🏽♂️
you know when auto-translate brings up the line "she was married affects the bike but you were not a good disco guy" in the first minute of the video, you must continue.
If he is willing, you should make another video with this man. Looked amazing, i liked his voice too.
Massimo plis return to Italy, more Rumen videos, that intense massage is awesome, i can feel it and his voice was made for ASMR.
He’s a white belt in the mixed martial art of whatever the hell this is.
Now maked something happenedlooking something maked matter thannkyou
@@jullyscainl7623 ......excuse me?
The Italians definitely do things differently.
😂😂😂
@@mttm6821 * Bulgaria
@@ornitorinco8750 I knew he is Bulgarian as soon as I saw his name...
@@ilsucro540 No he's actually from Malaysia and he is pretending to be a Bulgarian with a romanian dialect, Jesus Christ , is it that important where the poor guy's from?😂😂😂
mtt m Rumen is from
bulgaria
44:35 what is goin on there 😂
It killed me ahahahah
And the guy laughing while playing with the legs ....
싸넬 I know right especially the chiropractor’s laugh 😂
Classified business.
Wtf i am watching . He is a gay
How bad was everyone watching wanted to see Massimo fart in his face
It's funny how I just realized that the man never stop talking this entire time.
The guy started with a boxer brief ended with a g-string!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
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Massimo is gay
You all people can say what you want, but this looks like a very relaxing thing to me. He knows what he's doing and that's the best part of it.
@@ilbiondo4128 ma tgz
A classic no doubt, I just love this man's devotional way of massage- a rare pro if you really get to think about all the other /wannabe/ giod looking gold diggers etc... Bravo amici!
I still think this is one of the best videos. Proper old school. Hasn’t changed his technique. Proper massage
1 Hour of Whispering & Massage with Intercontinental Champion Rumen...
oh god an early Xmas present from Massimo and Eliana.
My wife caught me watching this, still don't know how to explain
Start babbling in Italian, then proceed to copy these moves on her.
Me too hahahah
just explain that you're gay. It's the easiest way out.
Dude. Was half asleep watching (listening) this, and thought I was imagining things...
...when Rumen busted out some English randomly at 54:37. "Caw mon everyBODY!". Literally jolted me awake.
Rick's NERD LIFE!! Hahahhahahah
same
“You have the structure of your mother” and “you are a delicate lady” had me dying 🤣
Hahahahahahahah 🤣🤣🤣 and what were other frazes,pelase translate some more 😂😂
@@lukab7893 just to mention one he said he s in his sixth life ,he was a roman centurion and he killed a lit of people so in this life he s paying whit curing people for what he did
did 2.6 million people watch this ? or did 2600 of us rewatch this about 100,000 times lol
i know for a fact i make up a solid 200 views lol !
The views will only increase if watched on different devices :) So if you watch 200 times on lets say same phone, it will only count as 1 view :)
Props to Eliana for recording all of this 👊
eliana is the real mvp of this channel
She is the unspoken hero of the channel.
THis not Traumatic, i bet she was smiling the whole time.
eh its not traumatic, the guy is kinda working toward taking all the toxin out of his body and his gluts , Eliana will be laughing later one during the video edit
armenian nationalist lmao...thats funny
he's so engaged in his work...a revelation!
32:20 i have no idea what he is saying, but it's the most Italian thing I've ever heard XD
Dubt it. He is Bulgarian.
@@isabellahip2408 He's talking in italian, with a sort of Bulgarian accent
Especially when he says “peso”(=weight) he says like “peSSSSo”
I spend one hour just to read comments...
Me too 🤣🤣🤣
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Same here 😂
I don’t know what he’s doing or saying, but I can only presume it is a ritual to prepare Massimo’s husk to serve as the avatar of an ancient, elder deity’s horrible return.
That sounds highly similar to tomb raiders story game 2012 i think
This guy is my favorite of all time. Just wish I could understand what he is saying. He is genuine and hard working
It's been a year and I still love this vid, would love to see a return to him, shame theres only a little amount of subtitles on two of the cut down vids but I enjoyed it
This man is living his life... Getting massage all over the world.
This is one of the best massage videos I have ever seen. I feel like if I knew what the guy was whispering THE WHOLE TIME it would be annoying but because I don't it just adds to the ASMR.
Actually what he says in not Boeing or annoyng, he some Times speake about the problem on the back or talk about normal tingh
This👏video👏needs👏english👏subtitles👏. This is SO HILARIOUS, everybody needs to understand his wise words.
do you speak italian?
In a situation like this I would play dead too.
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I come back occasionally just to read the comments :) Some People should do comedy!
Love it when I’m watching ASMR and an ad plays and defeats the entire purpose of the video.
This video will make Baba jealous.
Mulldrifter Z i see what you did there
Baba has competition
I’m just discovering this guy and Baba has his hands full now.
Relaxx...
Massimo-kun is betraying baba-senpai
the grunting and groaning is fine, what he’s doing is actually exhausting. It’s one of thee greatest massages ever....... My problem is the customers pants!!!! If anyone has a problem in this video it’s the actual punter and his missus filming it. 😂🤣😂 haha. Love it. I’m next!! X
46:20 Massimo re-evaluating his life decisions...
Ptsd intensifies
HAHAHAHAAHHAHA YES
"Lui sofre molto, per amore, devi dire onni giorno dice tu li ami tanto, celo vuoi bene, ce non puoi senza di lui"
Parole commoventi.
ahahahahah
The best masseur i ever seen. He loves what he does!!!
What do you think he'll do if the guy massaging him is really the janitor of the massage parlor, and the real masseuse walks in?
skurgeI the real masseuse is still tied up in the closet
Hahaha :D
Stop! Lolol
HAHAHAHAAH DUDE! hahAHAH==AHEAUHAUOEAH
Dude, you just cured my depression XDXD
The intercontinental chiropractic champion
Crazy how my uncle did this same massage to me
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ha ha ha