Bob Mortimer is the most delightful functioning lunatic I've ever come across. The more absurd the story, the more certain you can be that it's true. He is a marvelously ridiculous man. And I challenge anyone to name his match.
@@happivaras Also, who the fuck said anything about extractions? I have no intention of extracting my teeth. I've had to patch a few, but I'm not pulling them out. I'm not insane. That shit would hurt like hell without the local anaesthetic the dentists can inject you with, and that stuff isn't something I've looked for online. You can fill holes in teeth and crown teeth eve with half broken with what I have, but you can't make a whole false tooth, at least I've not been successful in attempts to fill a gap that has maybe 1% of a tooth left. Other than that, it's worked perfectly.
@@thegreyarea-WPP "I genuinely had an extraction yesterday" said Lee Mack. To which Bob said, "Oooo they haven't used Fuji 9". That's Who the fucksaid it.
I love how they give most of the guests believable stories but David and Lee get the most ridiculous stories that everyone can tell off the card is a lie but everyone has fun watching them try to sell it as true.
Haven't gone through the rest yet but the Ronnie Corbett one is a classic. When he dries his eyes and fumbles the glasses,, man it's can't-breathe-funny. RIP Ronnie boy, you were one of the greats. I imagine "Wok around the clock", Jimmy Carr v Jamelia, David Mitchell's bucket friend, Terry Wogan's pistol shot and at least one crazy Bob Mortimer story coming up? OK, finished watching. Guess there's picks for Volume 2. At least they had Reginald Delicious Hunter in this one. A true masterpiece.
I thought that at first, but I've sussed her out....I think. She overdoes it, and you realise it's the opposite of what she's trying to achieve. So if it's a true story, she will make it out as if she's lying by deliberately stumbling and (in my opinion) an unconvincing way of looking for words. I knew her story about the pram and its outcome just by how she was behaving. Letting Steve give her a word (showroom) and thanking him for it. It becomes obvious once you know what to look for. Edited due to typo
My aunt from England used to make trifle for Christmas. The most important ingredient was jelly, which came in perfect cube form, if you took them apart. ❤
A team of Dave, Claudia Winkleman, Rhod Gilbert against a team of Bob Mortimer, Lee Mack, and Greg Davies would be beautiful. I'd watch a 3 hour episode of it.
Lee does have a point with the 3 mammals question. I'd assume this was a GCSE Biology question, and my nephew recently showed me a GCSE Maths mock test paper and my head spun 50 different ways. Some of the stuff kids were doing was haaaaaaard. And it was definitely hard when I did it, and I'm 40.
My Scottish grandmother’s soup. Very easy. 1 cup of soup mix brought to boil in at least 6 cups of stock. Add ( to your preference) carrots, onions or leaks. Swedes,turnip,potato,celery whatever. I add a small handful of rice as I love a thick soup. Add pepper and salt.Bring to boil and simmer for as long as you want. If too thick add water as needed . I always blitz it but you can either eat it as you like. Obviously to be eaten with crusty bread and butter 😎
As long as the question didn't specifically state 'give three examples of *real* mammals,' I'd say a womble is a perfectly acceptable answer, as are a unicorn and Batman.
First GTA I played was GTA 2.. I was about 4 or 5 years old(I had older siblings) anyone remember that game?😂 first GTA I did missions on was GTA 3, my parents never bought my older brother GTA Vice City but I had friends who played it (I was about 8😂) but GTA SA was 1000% my favorite, I’d watch my older brother casually complete that game, I used to enjoy going to the gym, buying jewelry and modding cars
And I don't believe the story .He may well have hurt his shoulder, but the rest was utter bollocks. I live in Spain, and the Health Service is not something from Willy Wonka. It puts the NHS to shame. Miniature ambulances and nurses lying on you? Really? What was he taking on Ibiza?
As scary as animals are in parts of America the idea that swans are protected so much seems so strange. I think I could chuck a bald eagle and wouldn’t have a problem simply because being attacked would be so unusual no one would fault me
The comedy timing of "so how long did it take to recover?" was amazing.
I've lost count of how many times I've heard Kevin's story about renting a horse, never fails to put a smile on my face when things aren't great.
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"The guy's name was...The guy was... The guy wasn't there!"
"NO!!! ....... YOU KEEP!!!!!"
I stop and watch it every time I come across the story 😂
Kevin's horse story and Adil Ray's Bradford university story are classics that make me laugh every time
"Delicious means very tasty" gets me every time 😂😂😂
I just love Greg's face after Bob pulls the apple. Gets me every time.
I often have WILTY on in the background, that is one bit I always look at the screen and try and catch
The look of anticipation on his face when he's going "do it! do it!" is priceless as well😄
I've just done it. I'm munching it right now as I'm typing. Feel well proud 😂
It killed me when Lee said to Rob "Does your Wife like Cricket?"
Bob Mortimer is the most delightful functioning lunatic I've ever come across. The more absurd the story, the more certain you can be that it's true. He is a marvelously ridiculous man. And I challenge anyone to name his match.
You are so right!
We do beg your pardon but we are in your garden
Claudia Winkleman is up there, but not quite at Bob's level.
Such an accurate description of Bob's stories. 😊😅😂
@@happivaras Thank you. 😁
The horse story gets me every time.
It gets me too, but only for 25 minutes then I need a break.
Professor Brian Cox and the others in tears over Kevin Bridges' horse story is so cute! Their subsequent looks of disbelief are hilarious 😄
I wince when Holly makes a comment, she is a student amongst masters in this ep
That is without a doubt one of the funniest beside most of Bob Mortimer's
@@sera2775 she's literally hilarious stop being lame
But the horse story was made funny by David Mitchel who did most of the talking
As someone living in Bulgaria the second I heard the Horse story. I knew it was true hahahah
I've just split an Apple apart. I seriously did it and I feel so proud. Thanks Bob for making me try.
God I keep meaning to try it and every time I have an apple I'm looking at the core saying damn!! I did eat an apple through the bum though😂
I keep getting to the end of the apple and remembering I meant to try it! I did eat one through the bum tbough😂
You CANNOT convince me that "Well, it's German sense of humor" is not peak comedy
"Oooo...they've not used Fuji." 🤣
Funny thing is I've been doing the same thing for the past 7 years, but I don't use fuji either, just another type of the same kind of thing.
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No you haven't.
And Fuji 9 isn't used in extraction's.
The "special light" asked about by Gabby is a UV light NEEDED to cure Fuji 9.
So I call bullshit.
@@happivaras Also, who the fuck said anything about extractions? I have no intention of extracting my teeth. I've had to patch a few, but I'm not pulling them out. I'm not insane. That shit would hurt like hell without the local anaesthetic the dentists can inject you with, and that stuff isn't something I've looked for online. You can fill holes in teeth and crown teeth eve with half broken with what I have, but you can't make a whole false tooth, at least I've not been successful in attempts to fill a gap that has maybe 1% of a tooth left. Other than that, it's worked perfectly.
@@thegreyarea-WPP "I genuinely had an extraction yesterday" said Lee Mack. To which Bob said, "Oooo they haven't used Fuji 9".
That's Who the fucksaid it.
Thank you U.K. This American loves WILTY. I'll even research episodes after a few months. Comedy gold.
I love this series. I watch WILTY every night before bed. Going to bed relaxed and stress-free!!!
Reginald "Delicious" is my favorite one by far, mostly because of how he keeps going with it and making things funnier lmao
I HATE how they all look at him in that whole segment though lmao
Oh and it's Darnell BTW 😂
@@videogajimawdym by this btw?
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Bob and the fucking dentistry bit kills me. I could picture it so vividly.
Bob is quite mad, but very sweet and I absolutely love him
I love when David started ranting devastatedly
I love how they give most of the guests believable stories but David and Lee get the most ridiculous stories that everyone can tell off the card is a lie but everyone has fun watching them try to sell it as true.
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Haven't gone through the rest yet but the Ronnie Corbett one is a classic. When he dries his eyes and fumbles the glasses,, man it's can't-breathe-funny. RIP Ronnie boy, you were one of the greats. I imagine "Wok around the clock", Jimmy Carr v Jamelia, David Mitchell's bucket friend, Terry Wogan's pistol shot and at least one crazy Bob Mortimer story coming up?
OK, finished watching. Guess there's picks for Volume 2. At least they had Reginald Delicious Hunter in this one. A true masterpiece.
The fact that there were multiple clips from the one with Richard Osman, Greg Davies and Bob Mortimer
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@@IWillHaveThePastaThankssorry! I read your 1st reply as "...incomplete." my bad :/
Claudia Winkleman is built for this game, as her rambling delivery sounds like she's making it up as she goes along even if it is true. xD
I thought that at first, but I've sussed her out....I think. She overdoes it, and you realise it's the opposite of what she's trying to achieve.
So if it's a true story, she will make it out as if she's lying by deliberately stumbling and (in my opinion) an unconvincing way of looking for words. I knew her story about the pram and its outcome just by how she was behaving. Letting Steve give her a word (showroom) and thanking him for it. It becomes obvious once you know what to look for.
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@@Qam001 cool story, bro.
@sws212 Thanks. Glad you liked it.
You know it’s a good segment when Rob takes over the interrogation
David has the best laugh when he finds something worthy of a laugh.
Serial killer laugh
He just loses control. It's adorable. 😂
Yeah his laugh at the cuddle jumper
The Apple trick was something my Uncle Herb used to do... brings back memories beyond 40 years.
36:50 Always love the pure abandon in Bob's real laugh.
Every round Bob says something people could agree "That doesn't sound true but it just might be"
Twisting equals tears😂😂😂
My favourite is the Bob Mortimer story, with the apple. I loved vs that man!
The way Lee gets up and moves his chair after Miles says his shower story is true gets me every time 🤣🤣 (can't believe that bit wasn't included)
29:10 David's expression is priceless
My aunt from England used to make trifle for Christmas. The most important ingredient was jelly, which came in perfect cube form, if you took them apart. ❤
I love how in this show every time there's good joke everyone just take a moment to appreciate it 👌
A team of Dave, Claudia Winkleman, Rhod Gilbert against a team of Bob Mortimer, Lee Mack, and Greg Davies would be beautiful. I'd watch a 3 hour episode of it.
"And Delicious means, ah, very tasty!"-ahahahaha😅
Henning When is so so funny 😂😂😂😂🏆🏆
Why does Mel never wear trousers that she wants seen on tv? This is the second or third program I’ve heard her say that on? 😂😂😂
Cos she's a ding.
i didn't just watch two hours of WILTY clips, you did
4:46 the way Rob says 'Corleone' sounds like 'Coglioni' which is Italian for 'testicles'
Patsy Kensit's 40 a day cackling laugh all the way through Bob's Apple-tearing story.
11:21 Lee standing up was sooo funny I'm wheezing
I was choking from laughter throughout the whole video, this show is amazing.
lmfao that got me too
The T-shirt one is absolutely hilarious. Steve's confusion was just great 😃😃
I'm still trying to decide whether he was genuinely confused or he's the best dead-pan comic I've ever seen.
David really showed his incisive humor when he called Lee an intellectual snob!
I love this show soooo funny 😂😂😂 shame we are loosing humour on TV …… this is my go to 😆 😂❤
Miles Jupp looks absolutely gorgeous here 😍
Lee does have a point with the 3 mammals question. I'd assume this was a GCSE Biology question, and my nephew recently showed me a GCSE Maths mock test paper and my head spun 50 different ways. Some of the stuff kids were doing was haaaaaaard. And it was definitely hard when I did it, and I'm 40.
"it's a brilliant program" fantastic
hennig always cheers me up 🙂 x
Bob is the master, but Kevin steals the show
Wehn: German sense of humor:)
The tumbs are used for gripping, not for ripping. Mind blown!
Bob is made for this show 😂
Were gonna need another one of these
So how long did Martin Kemp's recovery take?
‘Telling Tales’ would actually have been a good title for the programme.
Mel G says no no to the producers, then apologizes to her partner and still does it.hahahah That's dedications to a bit.
"Sorry, I missed the s" gets overlooked, I think.
Brilliant! Thanks for creating a new Wilty vid.
Mortimore and Mitchel, Clash of the Titans.
A bit of wing! Dead Fly! 😂
Ronnie missed a corker of a comeback with the first one: "No. It was a pyramid scheme."
My Scottish grandmother’s soup. Very easy. 1 cup of soup mix brought to boil in at least 6 cups of stock. Add ( to your preference) carrots, onions or leaks. Swedes,turnip,potato,celery whatever. I add a small handful of rice as I love a thick soup. Add pepper and salt.Bring to boil and simmer for as long as you want. If too thick add water as needed . I always blitz it but you can either eat it as you like. Obviously to be eaten with crusty bread and butter 😎
Those are for swans .
Love that bit.
Bob Mortimer...i cannot stop laughing.
Oh Lord, I just love Bob Mortimer so much.
I knew that was true about the womble. Because it was so out the box and worthy of an A Pass.
As long as the question didn't specifically state 'give three examples of *real* mammals,' I'd say a womble is a perfectly acceptable answer, as are a unicorn and Batman.
I had to look up what a wobble was. 😂
Mel Giedroyc was sooo torn between attraction and embarassment when she "had to" lie down on Martin Kemp...
Really wish Joan said “it was a lie…. I have a full pint for breakfast”
First GTA I played was GTA 2.. I was about 4 or 5 years old(I had older siblings) anyone remember that game?😂 first GTA I did missions on was GTA 3, my parents never bought my older brother GTA Vice City but I had friends who played it (I was about 8😂) but GTA SA was 1000% my favorite, I’d watch my older brother casually complete that game, I used to enjoy going to the gym, buying jewelry and modding cars
Patsy Kensit is enjoying Bob Mortimer‘s Apple story so much…
"Four sponge, durch, technik" surely?
Flies only have two wings (1 pair).
Reginald Darnell Hunter . . . hilarious
I've never seen the whombles but the example shown looked more like a bird.
Even so a fictional mammal could still be argued to be a mammal.
I love Patsy's laugh.
My son went from about 5.8 at 18 to 6.3 by 21
Dave where do you get this Fuji?
Imperial measurements? Nope. Metric system? No thanks. Mitchell-Mack? Hell yes!
What is a DIBBER 😂
Oh, Henning ❤
would you rather a million dollars or all lee macks super powers?
Ronnie corbett ❤❤
It REALLY annoys me when the audience laugh when Reginald Delicious Hunter says his dad's name is Homer. I don't know why it bothers me so much.
"Is it true or is it a fly?"
You too, will be parting apples
Ronnie Corbett was so funny, good little lad
I think Charles Dance had a great time!
So how long did it take for your arm to recover?
I love the content!!! But they don’t play this many commercials during the show on TV!!
They don't show any commercials during the programme on TV. It's a BBC show - the BBC don't have advertising.
@@decodolly1535what? Really?
A web browser with adblock would solve that.
Get AdBlock.
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more advertising than there is programme
it's horrific..
maybe cos it's so popular??
Oh, I loved Ronnie Corbit.
But how long did it take your arm to recover?
"he found glasses the right prescription" HAHAHAHAH. Don't you hate laughter put in older tv shows?
Martin Kemp was pissed out of his skull 🥴🍺
And I don't believe the story .He may well have hurt his shoulder, but the rest was utter bollocks. I live in Spain, and the Health Service is not something from Willy Wonka. It puts the NHS to shame. Miniature ambulances and nurses lying on you? Really? What was he taking on Ibiza?
I was thinking the same thing, his jaw was definitely going as well.
@@hogwashmcturnip8930probably the same shit he was on when telling the story 😂
@hogwashmcturnip8930 you do realise this is a comedy show and not actually some kind of game show where they're vying for a prize? Unbelievable!
No dignity when the wombles are around. It’s a brilliant program
Anyone else, after watching this, ask their dentist about Fuji9 ??
Texted a link of the clip to my dentist. Made a WILTY fan of him!
tracklist?:(
It stands for Darnell
As scary as animals are in parts of America the idea that swans are protected so much seems so strange. I think I could chuck a bald eagle and wouldn’t have a problem simply because being attacked would be so unusual no one would fault me
Swans and geese (one of which I had to one time kick at to protect my niece) are terrifying
Oaksnade was very special
Mel almost turned as pink as the backdrop.