Halo Reach - Funny Dialogue

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  • Опубліковано 15 гру 2019
  • This video compiles the many funny lines of dialogue that can be heard in Bungie's Halo Reach when the I Would Have Been Your Daddy Skull (IWHBYD) is turned on. From the spartans of Noble Team to the UNSC marines you encounter throughout the game, I'm sure you'll hear at least one piece of dialogue that will make you laugh (or at the very least, chuckle).
    The time it took for me to gather the footage and edit this little video together was a lot more than I'm sure most of you realize. The editing alone took multiple weeks as I had to individually edit each frame of video for the tracking text, but people seem to like that, so I think it was worth the effort.
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  • @MaxiemumKarnage
    @MaxiemumKarnage 4 роки тому +12795

    0:38 I love how "Your file mentioned this" implies that Noble Six canonically just stares people down for unsettling amounts of time.

    • @Blank-pr4pt
      @Blank-pr4pt 4 роки тому +1445

      Halo Reach is amazing

    • @reedsof2169
      @reedsof2169 4 роки тому +682

      Interrogation perhaps?

    • @Gungho73
      @Gungho73 4 роки тому +1290

      I'd believe it. There's a spartan in the books iirc that sharpens their blade, dulls it on their armor, and then sharpens it again as a nervous tic.

    • @SlowV6Mustang
      @SlowV6Mustang 4 роки тому +753

      2:00 “this qualifies as lone wolf stuff Noble Six”

    • @VectormanRxQueen
      @VectormanRxQueen 4 роки тому +79

      Maxie Karn lol

  • @cal928
    @cal928 4 роки тому +9065

    The irony of Kat saying "I could punch a hole through your helmet with surprisingly little effort" is palpable.

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver 4 роки тому +481

      oof

    • @DSFARGEG00
      @DSFARGEG00 4 роки тому +52

      ayylmao

    • @averageenclaveenjoyer7659
      @averageenclaveenjoyer7659 4 роки тому +68

      Cal928 reminds me of Keyes.....

    • @Tuitaye
      @Tuitaye 4 роки тому +141

      So can a single needler shot

    • @InkyGhoul
      @InkyGhoul 4 роки тому +166

      @@Tuitaye Her shields got zapped from the radiation of a covenant glassing. Of course a direct headshot through the visor with a needle was gonna do something. Had their shields been up it'd be like 6/7 shots

  • @tonywhitburn
    @tonywhitburn 3 роки тому +410

    Just when I thought Emile was the sociopath, Jun opens his mouth.

    • @accelerationquanta5816
      @accelerationquanta5816 Рік тому

      Snipers are professional killers like no other.

    • @SupBro-ww9go
      @SupBro-ww9go 10 місяців тому +19

      Jun is just a guy who opens up too much

    • @YuNewHandleBar
      @YuNewHandleBar 4 місяці тому +3

      That last one hit like a brick but i love it 🤪

  • @CJ-is9tk
    @CJ-is9tk 4 роки тому +894

    "Yeah, I- I don't like my job. I don't think I'm gonna go anymore." I feel this on ALL the levels

    • @NativeOfTheLand97
      @NativeOfTheLand97 2 роки тому +21

      Its an office space reference. Mike judge rules.

    • @JoeSixThreeOh
      @JoeSixThreeOh 2 роки тому +12

      @@NativeOfTheLand97 Doubly so because that voice actor is Ron Livingston, who plays Peter in the movie!

    • @hankhill5622
      @hankhill5622 Рік тому +6

      @@NativeOfTheLand97 Ron Livingston was actually one of the voice actors for the marines, so it’s a neat little Easter egg they threw in,

    • @NativeOfTheLand97
      @NativeOfTheLand97 Рік тому +2

      @@hankhill5622 dude WHAT?! He was a VA in this game? That's dope as hell. I always felt this had a minor band of brothers feel. I absolutely cannot wait to get my Reach ink in August

  • @MadamLava094
    @MadamLava094 4 роки тому +5102

    "This counts as Lone Wolf behavior, Noble Six."

    • @iolessst7314
      @iolessst7314 4 роки тому +16

      MadmanLava 😂

    • @Goobers-gf3um
      @Goobers-gf3um 4 роки тому +36

      Iol Essst
      At least ask them to dinner first, jeez..

    • @endorsedbryce
      @endorsedbryce 4 роки тому +97

      "Your file mentioned this" xD

    • @deadeyecpt.7765
      @deadeyecpt.7765 4 роки тому +49

      "That lone wolf stuff stays behind"

    • @iolessst7314
      @iolessst7314 4 роки тому +3

      JayBaNayNay Gotta go straight for the kill sometimes

  • @Avyrsoul
    @Avyrsoul 4 роки тому +3580

    Give. that. girl. a. sandwich

  • @darthrevan5609
    @darthrevan5609 4 роки тому +763

    0:38 "Spartan shows great skill and proficiency with any weapon at any range along with armor abilities and grenades, but has tendencies to see his own reflection in anything that shines and will just stare at it, ONI is not sure what causes this as he is the first of the gen III Spartans to show this trait, further research must be done to determine what augmentation caused this trait to occur."

    • @luisf2793
      @luisf2793 2 роки тому +167

      Also will occasionally repeatable crouch on top of enemy corpses.
      This is an on going trait for previous gen Spartans. We don’t know if it’s a gag reflex or a need to repeatable confirm the kill

    • @galacticquasaur2956
      @galacticquasaur2956 2 роки тому +40

      @@luisf2793 xD Okay, these are both great.

    • @como_que_no5
      @como_que_no5 2 роки тому +65

      "There have also been reports of spatans modifying their armour so that whenever a headshot is archieved birthday confetti & cheering sounds appear in their HUD."
      Further reaserch needed to determine the causes of this urge

    • @autobotskyflame6287
      @autobotskyflame6287 2 роки тому +27

      @@luisf2793 There are rumors of this occurring in generation II Spartans, but Dr. Halsey vehemently denies it.

    • @basketbomberslackingson4417
      @basketbomberslackingson4417 2 роки тому +32

      “Spartan also seems to know the terrain of every location they go to and seemingly anticipates the most random of enemy assaults with exact precision, as well as occasional enhanced ferocity towards the enemy with no logical explanation. Looks away when hearing fellow squad members mention Jackals, Elites, Covenant Fleets, pelicans, cannons, and Lone Wolves. Is strangely obsessed with punching fellow squad members specifically to hear their responses.”

  • @mr.ginger2616
    @mr.ginger2616 4 роки тому +169

    "At least it's not zombies, right?"
    The whole Pillar of Autumn crew: "Uhhhh..."

    • @Jacksonthehedgehog9
      @Jacksonthehedgehog9 2 роки тому +9

      He totally jinxed the autumn crew by saying that. XD

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 3 місяці тому +2

      *intense orchestra in the background*
      Soldier for the sake of everyone, GET OUT!!!!

  • @fuckologic1202
    @fuckologic1202 4 роки тому +7698

    "At least it's not zombies"
    YOU JUST HAD TO JINX IT, DIDN'T YOU, JIM?

    • @roterdrache216
      @roterdrache216 4 роки тому +520

      *flood flashbacks intensify* REEEEEEEEE! GET IT OFF OF ME!

    • @thermotesticles2453
      @thermotesticles2453 4 роки тому +291

      @@roterdrache216 you mean flash forwards
      since reach was before halo CE in the timeline

    • @ness6714
      @ness6714 4 роки тому +192

      *_FLOOD THEME INTENSIFIES_*

    • @kyletanking
      @kyletanking 4 роки тому +103

      God damn rocket flood

    • @alastor8091
      @alastor8091 4 роки тому +181

      Gets on the Pillar of Autumn, lands on Halo. "Aaaand, it's zombies."

  • @insertnamehere6659
    @insertnamehere6659 4 роки тому +3772

    "You wanna hear my robot voice? I. AM. A. ROBOT. Pretty good, right?"
    What an adorable nerd.

    • @lyraleen1504
      @lyraleen1504 4 роки тому +38

      Yea

    • @jsiabot3467
      @jsiabot3467 4 роки тому +295

      She lowkey cute ion gonna lie 😤

    • @JotenZ312
      @JotenZ312 4 роки тому +246

      @@jsiabot3467 she was the one I always tried to keep alive

    • @cezarsarman1937
      @cezarsarman1937 4 роки тому +242

      It is not simping if she isn't real

    • @epic_toasterbath6723
      @epic_toasterbath6723 3 роки тому +40

      Like that i e marine in halo 2 "she was one of the oreety ones"

  • @greenring1600
    @greenring1600 4 роки тому +842

    3:40 "I know what you're thinking, and it's a very bad idea"
    Funny and scary at the same time, if you think that Six is been staring at Kat for a long time

    • @ussessexcv-9189
      @ussessexcv-9189 3 роки тому +120

      There's two very different ways this one can go
      I prefer the less violent of the two options but knowing KAT you're probably right

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 3 роки тому +92

      @@ussessexcv-9189 And I just groaned, "Awwww, but I love pizza!"

    • @danielmaloney1420
      @danielmaloney1420 3 роки тому +20

      What are we thinking? I don't get it lmao

    • @dresnio1363
      @dresnio1363 3 роки тому +3

      @LOAN NGUYEN ye

    • @justanotherhuman.3649
      @justanotherhuman.3649 3 роки тому +60

      Ohhh, i belived it was a Halo 2 reference.
      "I know what you are thinking, and its crazy."
      But no no, your interpretation is probably the real one, cmoon we all know Kat is creeped out by us :( .

  • @Vikingr4Jesus5919
    @Vikingr4Jesus5919 4 роки тому +187

    "You wanna hug it out, or kill some Covies?"
    "Oh well, err --"
    "I VOTE FOR COVIES"
    "...darn."

  • @sirsaltthe1st769
    @sirsaltthe1st769 4 роки тому +3357

    I love every line of this omg
    "I'm curious, are you staring at me or just lost in your own reflection"
    "You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize"
    Then Carter that's just done with your shit
    gotta love Reach

    • @dragobane4728
      @dragobane4728 4 роки тому +108

      Then the sandwich lady

    • @SweetDreamsHalo3
      @SweetDreamsHalo3 4 роки тому +48

      @@dragobane4728 I'm sure you've replied to a lotta comments. One of them about a sandwich?

    • @dragobane4728
      @dragobane4728 4 роки тому +13

      Yup

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 4 роки тому +20

      Then Emile is just wanting to get to the covies

    • @cpt.battleno843
      @cpt.battleno843 4 роки тому +7

      I shit you not as I was reading the first line in this it started in the video I nearly lost it

  • @Yuuri066
    @Yuuri066 4 роки тому +5374

    "During my last psych eval they asked me what I feel when reducing civilian unrest. I told them, 'slight recoil.'"
    -Jun, 2552
    -edit: Spelling

    • @AsexualOpossum
      @AsexualOpossum 4 роки тому +816

      The funniest part is it's a reference to what an actual military sniper told CNN about when he shot taliban.

    • @ACENDANT-
      @ACENDANT- 4 роки тому +61

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @generalgrievous3667
      @generalgrievous3667 4 роки тому +39

      *oh my*

    • @123mickymouse123
      @123mickymouse123 4 роки тому +193

      @@AsexualOpossum It isn't though? The story is as old as the Vietnam war, most likely older, and is purely fiction since there's no real sources for it ever happening.
      People have heard of it, but that's true for any story.

    • @theashman7836
      @theashman7836 4 роки тому +10

      252 likes

  • @deepfreeze1001
    @deepfreeze1001 3 роки тому +123

    6:23 Damn I always thought Jun was so chill but he’s out here making jokes about crimes against humanity lmao

    • @dqblizzard722
      @dqblizzard722 Рік тому +3

      Bro just goes around telling every civvy that the covenant is gonna annihilate them

  • @freeziboi3249
    @freeziboi3249 4 роки тому +177

    Always thought the female marines in halo reach were cute, glad to see their voicelines confirm it.

  • @TheMasterCheese
    @TheMasterCheese 4 роки тому +4120

    Its a shame that most of these people probably got glassed or worse.

    • @TheMasterCheese
      @TheMasterCheese 4 роки тому +366

      @@clitcrusader4897 Honestly anything else. At least glassing is instant. They could die of blood loss from plasma burns or having a flood spore burrow into them.

    • @YTPGOD
      @YTPGOD 4 роки тому +79

      Or just impaled on a big energy sword

    • @YTPGOD
      @YTPGOD 4 роки тому +69

      Also brutes only have gay sex amongst their own race it’s the lore look it up

    • @TheMasterCheese
      @TheMasterCheese 4 роки тому +93

      @@clitcrusader4897 Not on reach but the marines who escaped in the pillar of autumn would find some on 04

    • @TheMasterCheese
      @TheMasterCheese 4 роки тому +85

      @@clitcrusader4897 All the ones you see in halo CE did.

  • @solarwolf1336
    @solarwolf1336 4 роки тому +3410

    Carter - College professor
    Kat - Tsundere
    Jun - Philosophical
    Jorge - Too serious
    Emile - Too bloodthirsty
    Six - Too lonely

    • @ZeDitto3
      @ZeDitto3 4 роки тому +45

      Kat *

    • @solarwolf1336
      @solarwolf1336 4 роки тому +33

      BlooJay - Thank you, I missed that

    • @ugiustuskeiserus8066
      @ugiustuskeiserus8066 4 роки тому +147

      I can see Kat being into 6

    • @troopergio
      @troopergio 4 роки тому +98

      Kat and 6 would make an adorable couple

    • @trollerpilotxiv3079
      @trollerpilotxiv3079 4 роки тому +241

      @@ugiustuskeiserus8066 "First glassing? Me too."
      At least there was an attempt at small talk.

  • @SmegmaBandit
    @SmegmaBandit Рік тому +56

    I like the childlike whimsy of Emile going "should we go and kill some more aliens?" Like he's trying his hardest not to sound excited

  • @PizzaManKK
    @PizzaManKK 4 роки тому +181

    3:26 the little step back when he said he could read your mind was priceless

  • @AirshipPilot
    @AirshipPilot 4 роки тому +4439

    Shame the Covenant don't speak English in this one, they could have had some good lines.

    • @Overneed-Belkan-Witch
      @Overneed-Belkan-Witch 4 роки тому +129

      Unggou did it

    • @chillyee1816
      @chillyee1816 4 роки тому +363

      few days ago while i was playing on the campaign i swear one of the elites said "im sorry! im sorry!" when i ran up to it with an energy sword

    • @Arthzul
      @Arthzul 4 роки тому +149

      @@OozyFungus22 it's not reverse English, my mistake. "Wort wort wort" is the only word that's revers from Johnsons "go go go" only slowed down a lot and reversed.
      ua-cam.com/video/UyjS3pxCno0/v-deo.html

    • @Tucher97
      @Tucher97 4 роки тому +95

      @@chillyee1816 The Covenent I think by the events of Reach barely comprehend English, but I think after Halo 1 they have some degree to understanding english I believe (I dont remember it has been eons since I played 2) but 3 they have a good understanding of english but cannon wise yes they speak english i think, in the book or noval version of Halo CE the Elites have an understanding of balastic weapons and english

    • @thespreer2142
      @thespreer2142 4 роки тому +53

      “Funny, but I dreamed in English”

  • @GiskardRevenlov
    @GiskardRevenlov 4 роки тому +1744

    "You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize"
    lmfao

    • @nasafsha6
      @nasafsha6 4 роки тому +57

      I too loved this reservoir dogs reference

    • @epicninjacakez6716
      @epicninjacakez6716 4 роки тому +6

      Oooh. Wait. What if he's implying that Reach is a dream?! "If you shoot me..." After you shoot Jun. And"In your dream you better wake up and apologize" could imply that this was all a dream

    • @vault_dwelIer
      @vault_dwelIer 4 роки тому +23

      @@epicninjacakez6716 No, it's a word for word movie quote from "Resevoir Dogs."

    • @KS-hy9du
      @KS-hy9du 3 роки тому +13

      At 3am: Jun...JUN...I’m sorry

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 3 роки тому +4

      Sounds like how my GF got angry at me because she had a dream about me cheating on her.

  • @themindmaster3073
    @themindmaster3073 4 роки тому +92

    3:45 imagine this guy survived, made it to the pillar of autumn, and was one of the people in the visorcam chief watches in CE

  • @antoniolewit7852
    @antoniolewit7852 3 роки тому +57

    0:12 yes kat, you can do that. you know what else can pierce a spartan's helmet?
    a needle rifle.
    too soon?

    • @The_Distortionist_Waits
      @The_Distortionist_Waits 2 роки тому +7

      I'm imagining Noble standing above her corpse like "HUH? HUH??? DID I HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING PEIRCING A HELMET???????"

  • @tcfa8808
    @tcfa8808 4 роки тому +5728

    That ODST....
    I felt his energy...

    • @coolminecraft1457
      @coolminecraft1457 4 роки тому +28

      H3Ma_ which one?

    • @JanuaryFury
      @JanuaryFury 4 роки тому +181

      Big dick energy

    • @Faustulous
      @Faustulous 4 роки тому +451

      @@coolminecraft1457 The one who was like: "Mother, I wanna be dropped in a coffin, from space!"

    • @conorgrant4860
      @conorgrant4860 4 роки тому +98

      I'm more of the "you got a sandwich" one

    • @coolminecraft1457
      @coolminecraft1457 4 роки тому +50

      Faustey Frosty personally I felt all of them.

  • @BoomerDante
    @BoomerDante 4 роки тому +3554

    so the voice actor of the marine that keeps talking about reading minds is actually the mind reader in the show HEROES. i never knew about that little reference in the game.

    • @Hummabubba
      @Hummabubba 4 роки тому +101

      Holy shit you're right! I knew his voice sounded familiar.

    • @kanden27
      @kanden27 3 роки тому +12

      Oh the cop! Lol

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard 3 роки тому +36

      That's also why he asks about the look on your face and whether you're trying to stop time.

    • @Nativeboi2119
      @Nativeboi2119 3 роки тому +5

      Remember someone had to say these lines

    • @clemp23
      @clemp23 2 роки тому +9

      And the lady who asks if she looks like an alien is the voice actress of Lana from Archer

  • @microsoftpowerpoint3039
    @microsoftpowerpoint3039 3 роки тому +52

    0:40 is even funnier because that means that was one of the only things that wasn’t redacted by ONI

    • @theholypineapple3558
      @theholypineapple3558 2 роки тому +12

      Carter says he actually saw the full file not just the non-redacted parts

  • @-liquid_corpses.nsfw-0000
    @-liquid_corpses.nsfw-0000 4 роки тому +95

    2:50
    *I bet you got long flowing locks underneath that helmet of yours.*
    *Am I right?*
    *I'm right aren't I?*
    *Just tell me I'm right.*

    • @datboigokumi6048
      @datboigokumi6048 3 роки тому +2

      Super Saiyan 3 amirite

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 3 роки тому +8

      That marine's hitting on you. I got that line as female Six. lol. That man's crazy brave to try picking up a Spartan, especially on the battlefield.

    • @IsmashedtoRedbone
      @IsmashedtoRedbone 3 роки тому +6

      I think that's a reference to Cal 141 from Halo Legends

  • @Deliveredmean42
    @Deliveredmean42 4 роки тому +3168

    That dual wielding part hurts me. Considering Halo 3 was the last game in the series that had it :(

    • @ugiustuskeiserus8066
      @ugiustuskeiserus8066 4 роки тому +25

      At least Halo Wars 2 has it

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 4 роки тому +187

      Yeah..... what’s nice is 343 confirmed Halo Infinite is gonna have dual wielding
      Edit: I uh.... had an oopsie on this comment and aged terribly.... sorry lads...

    • @TheKingOfHalo
      @TheKingOfHalo 4 роки тому +90

      As a spartan I should be able to dual wield assault rifles with laser like precision.

    • @MajorBlitz
      @MajorBlitz 4 роки тому +59

      Elites in campaign can dual wield, but those are rare as well.

    • @titanium4167
      @titanium4167 4 роки тому +3

      Don't worry, there'll be a mod for that soon

  • @connorbranscombe6819
    @connorbranscombe6819 4 роки тому +2918

    I just realized some of the women marines are voiced by Aisha Tyler, who voices Lana in Archer.

    • @nostradamusofgames5508
      @nostradamusofgames5508 4 роки тому +162

      LANAAAAAAAA

    • @mastercypress5294
      @mastercypress5294 4 роки тому +106

      Thank you, that was driving me crazy.

    • @TheEmpty0333
      @TheEmpty0333 4 роки тому +59

      LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @ToxicCandy116
      @ToxicCandy116 4 роки тому +61

      I knew she sounded familiar!

    • @connorbranscombe6819
      @connorbranscombe6819 4 роки тому +31

      @@ToxicCandy116 It was annoying me when I was playing long night of solace, one of the sabre pilots has her voice and its really jarring.

  • @kur0man166
    @kur0man166 3 роки тому +58

    0:53 The thunder really set the mood of the talk.

  • @spacedorito1603
    @spacedorito1603 4 роки тому +53

    Noble 6: **stares into carters soul for an unnerving amount of time**
    Carter: уσυя fιℓє мєитισиє∂ тнιѕ...

  • @DannyO007
    @DannyO007 4 роки тому +1898

    I love how uncomfortable Emile gets at 3:17

    • @justfantastic2877
      @justfantastic2877 4 роки тому +139

      hey boy! wanna kill some aliens boy?! who's a good killing machine?

    • @megavore97
      @megavore97 4 роки тому +278

      He sounds like he’s trying to convince a little kid to play outside lmao

    • @deqnq1705
      @deqnq1705 3 роки тому +75

      ironic because emile is the scariest one out of noble

    • @bigfootwithinternetconnect2330
      @bigfootwithinternetconnect2330 3 роки тому +130

      @@deqnq1705 yeah, but if you think about it Six is more terrifying than Emile since most of his files is covered in black ink and classified painted all over it, probably the reason why Emile feels so uneasy lmao

    • @shadowfyed7117
      @shadowfyed7117 3 роки тому +32

      Imagine this happens to you while wearing the EXACT same armor as Emile

  • @WillowIsSleepy
    @WillowIsSleepy 4 роки тому +1393

    The masked female marine at 0:31, the ODST with his horrible career path at 0:21, the tired marine at 2:45, the entirety of Emile, and the dark joke Jun made at the end were all fuckin amazing in my opinion

    • @powerhouse6165
      @powerhouse6165 4 роки тому +49

      Emile deserves his own movie, or at least a shory film

    • @WillowIsSleepy
      @WillowIsSleepy 4 роки тому +49

      @@powerhouse6165 A short film of his origin story. Whole thing with his brother, spartan training, his battles as a spartan, all that. Would definitely be nice

    • @wasdwazd
      @wasdwazd 4 роки тому

      My favorite was the mind reader.

    • @FrostyWheats
      @FrostyWheats 4 роки тому +31

      2:45 is actually a reference to Office Space
      Like they literally ripped the audio from the movie

    • @WillowIsSleepy
      @WillowIsSleepy 4 роки тому +1

      @@FrostyWheats Ah really? Ha nice

  • @Liquefaction
    @Liquefaction 4 роки тому +52

    Lady marines in halo have such hot smacktalk, I dig it

  • @Superchicken_36
    @Superchicken_36 3 роки тому +35

    5:25 I love how you look down at the end as if you're gonna give him the grand tour.

  • @fenixflexin5942
    @fenixflexin5942 4 роки тому +921

    “Alright right look man...
    Should we go kill some more aliens?”

    • @w4ayne
      @w4ayne 4 роки тому +33

      Fenix Flexin bro that’s legitimately one of the best lines of dialogue I’ve heard in reach

    • @thctitan5041
      @thctitan5041 3 роки тому +18

      He sounded pretty excited about doing that too

    • @derpithfacilities3515
      @derpithfacilities3515 3 роки тому +10

      That’s the only time I heard Emile happy

    • @zigzaghyena3633
      @zigzaghyena3633 3 роки тому +9

      Just a couple of socially maladjusted bros bonding over their shared love of overzealous alien extermination :)

  • @Levy_Wilson
    @Levy_Wilson 4 роки тому +909

    I just realized that because the grunts breathe methane, you shoot their tanks and the battlefield will start to smell like farts.

    • @Quagmirian
      @Quagmirian 4 роки тому +24

      Methane has no smell

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 роки тому +7

      @@Quagmirian yeah, it's butane right

    • @thejohnson2328
      @thejohnson2328 4 роки тому +5

      Why they need a breathing system?

    • @Levy_Wilson
      @Levy_Wilson 4 роки тому +114

      @@thejohnson2328 Because their homeworld had a methane atmosphere, not an oxygen atmosphere, so they can't breathe the same air the other Covenant species can.

    • @thejohnson2328
      @thejohnson2328 4 роки тому +10

      @@Levy_Wilson thanks 👍🏻

  • @topside1246
    @topside1246 Рік тому +14

    I love 4:38 implies that just staring people down for uncomfortable amounts of time is something Spartans do in general.

  • @lexiplays1252
    @lexiplays1252 3 роки тому +45

    5:00 still my favourite line in reach

  • @thefiresworddragon927
    @thefiresworddragon927 4 роки тому +1791

    "Your file mentioned this."
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, IT GETS FUNNIER AS YOU THINK ABOUT IT!
    CONSIDERING THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE DOES TO FIND THESE THINGS!

    • @Xhardrocker
      @Xhardrocker 4 роки тому +11

      lmao ikr

    • @Yicama
      @Yicama 4 роки тому +13

      Funny moment bruh

    • @Sidewinder1996
      @Sidewinder1996 4 роки тому +106

      Love how he said these tendencies would be written up in the next officer action report

    • @thecatfather857
      @thecatfather857 4 роки тому +4

      Sidewinder Gaming That’s what that stands for?

    • @Sidewinder1996
      @Sidewinder1996 4 роки тому +10

      @@thecatfather857 basically. Needless to say. Hes probably gonna get passed over by the promotion board

  • @SpanishDio
    @SpanishDio 4 роки тому +185

    Mom:What do you wanna do when you grow up?
    ODST:Rocket into space in a tiny metal coffin.. Ma'am

  • @thevioletimagination3487
    @thevioletimagination3487 3 роки тому +23

    2:20 Is my favorite which actually made me laugh.
    "You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."

  • @Mars_over_seer
    @Mars_over_seer 3 роки тому +36

    1:36 My favorite line from the soldier. This can literally fit right into a book, or movie.

  • @combine1175
    @combine1175 4 роки тому +718

    5:26
    Noble Six looks down after he says that.

    • @MarksterC
      @MarksterC 4 роки тому +38

      omg I didn't even notice that

    • @ZehRooKiE
      @ZehRooKiE 4 роки тому +87

      "Shall I demonstrate?" *Opens* *Cranks* *Pulls* *Unzips*

    • @Jormyyy
      @Jormyyy 4 роки тому +24

      You don't wanna know how Spartans use the bathroom...

    • @veorangejuice733
      @veorangejuice733 4 роки тому +6

      @@thedude___dude4399 i only know about that because of rvb

    • @dr.boring7022
      @dr.boring7022 4 роки тому +11

      How do the Spartans go to the bathroom?
      They T-bag, of course.

  • @mrlakiro5526
    @mrlakiro5526 4 роки тому +775

    6:23 Not just a sniper, *but a comedian too.*

  • @linwoodthebarr8594
    @linwoodthebarr8594 4 роки тому +21

    I love how the marines voiced by Aisha Tyler are just literally Lana.

  • @boringmantis6489
    @boringmantis6489 3 роки тому +22

    2:14 I like to imagine she survived Reach and is now a Spartan-IV :)

    • @RIPTIDE2034
      @RIPTIDE2034 2 роки тому +3

      She could be Palmer

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard 5 місяців тому

      She's the Sole Survivor in Fallout 4, so she did eventually get shiny metal pants, just not MJOLNIR.

  • @I_am_a_cat_
    @I_am_a_cat_ 4 роки тому +374

    "I could punch a hole through your helmet with little effort."
    She would be the one to say that.

    • @soggymartin1881
      @soggymartin1881 4 роки тому +30

      So can a needle

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@soggymartin1881 .... what? And..?
      So can a spoon... So what? I don't think you understand what I was saying...

    • @ethanw7416
      @ethanw7416 4 роки тому +10

      Cat the needle from the needle rifle she was shot with

    • @westwing23
      @westwing23 4 роки тому +32

      If you look in the MCC's reach body armor, they have her arm as an "upgrade" and adversite it as "Unfortantely it doesn't come with situational awareness" yeah.. thats dark.

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 2 роки тому +4

      @@westwing23 Jesus Christ, that's fucked.

  • @PixelatedBlu
    @PixelatedBlu 4 роки тому +340

    "I'm curious, are you staring at me or just lost in your own reflection"
    I think we all know the answer
    God damn my spartan is beautiful

    • @ugiustuskeiserus8066
      @ugiustuskeiserus8066 4 роки тому +7

      Nah, I stare at Kat's helmet cuz it's sexy

    • @coolminecraft1457
      @coolminecraft1457 4 роки тому +14

      Ügiustus Keiserus am I the only person who thought she would have been cute if only she wasn’t a fuckin death machine?

    • @theyoboygamer3754
      @theyoboygamer3754 4 роки тому +4

      She was voiced by an Israeli woman so uh

    • @RememberReach06
      @RememberReach06 2 роки тому +7

      @@ugiustuskeiserus8066 Nah man, Jorge is the REAL package

    • @dianabarnett6886
      @dianabarnett6886 2 роки тому +3

      @@coolminecraft1457 I think she's cute because of it.

  • @l6ki
    @l6ki 2 роки тому +7

    “You don’t talk very much… are you the strong, silent type or something?” Good old ODST references.

  • @JTruong3rd
    @JTruong3rd Рік тому +8

    Theres a line where if Jorge takes enviromental damage he'll get annoyed and say "Everything on this damn planet is trying to kill me"

  • @TCBYEAHCUZ
    @TCBYEAHCUZ 4 роки тому +615

    6:24 definitely inspired by the finnish sniper during ww2 quote "What did you feel killing so many communists?" And he said "The recoil"

    • @rhysnichols8608
      @rhysnichols8608 4 роки тому +54

      Chaim Goldbaum
      When asked what it’s like to kill a man he replied “I wouldn’t know, I’ve only killed communists”

    • @duncan1471
      @duncan1471 4 роки тому

      Chaim Goldbaum what’s up my brother

    • @craigthemonke794
      @craigthemonke794 2 роки тому +19

      Simo Häyhä is the sniper you’re talking about

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 2 роки тому +2

      Fitting. The Innies make the Soviet Union look like angels by comparison.

    • @ShahjahanMasood
      @ShahjahanMasood 2 роки тому

      Kirchies!!!!

  • @RoseSupreme
    @RoseSupreme 4 роки тому +493

    6:19 Bungie took the piss out of the one feature they removed from this game.

  • @Tabby-nw3bu
    @Tabby-nw3bu 4 роки тому +15

    I'm starting to think that Noble 6, stares at his comrade's for a living

  • @seal9454
    @seal9454 2 роки тому +7

    04:32 - "He was breathing JUST FINE through the hole IN HIS FACE!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ivegotajousyaccent99
    @ivegotajousyaccent99 4 роки тому +392

    I punched a marine 50 feet in the air off a warthog turret in the first Sword Base mission so Kat could take it over and I had the marine in the passenger seat yell “DON’T MAKE ME TEABAG YOU!”

  • @protonjones54
    @protonjones54 4 роки тому +407

    I don't remember Jun being such an edgelord lmao

    • @protonjones54
      @protonjones54 3 роки тому +2

      @Yee-Haw Time
      Whatever that means.

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 3 роки тому +40

      @@protonjones54 Lots and lots of shooty stabby killy killy. Jun is recognized in his psych file IIRC in his firefight description as being psychopathic (ASPD, not the stupid bullshit that movies this psychopathy is).

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 2 роки тому +17

      "I tOlD tHeM sLiGhT rEcOiL"

    • @damienmaymdien6367
      @damienmaymdien6367 2 роки тому +2

      He's a sniper, what do you expect?

    • @protonjones54
      @protonjones54 2 роки тому +3

      @@damienmaymdien6367 isn't it Emile 's job to be the edgy one

  • @jkrejcha323
    @jkrejcha323 4 роки тому +5

    "Age 7, mom says " what do you want to do when you grow up"
    " rocket into space in a tiny metal coffin....ma'am"

  • @Hannah11876
    @Hannah11876 3 роки тому +11

    "I'm curious, are you staring at me or just lost in your own reflection?"
    Kat is so savage. My favourite Spartan.

  • @TheRavenofSin
    @TheRavenofSin 4 роки тому +2101

    I'm just wondering how you stuck that marine with a frag grenade.

    • @wrpen99
      @wrpen99 4 роки тому +212

      The wiki claims that the version of the grenade in Reach is magnetic, because it will stop rolling on metal surfaces, and will stick if thrown in an exact way. Try walking up to a wall and throwing it straight down at the corner, it'll look like it goes inside 6's foot when you do it right.

    • @colincrippin375
      @colincrippin375 4 роки тому +56

      You can stick frag grenades on brutes sometimes.

    • @Pandora1997Sour
      @Pandora1997Sour 4 роки тому +107

      No way I've played halo all my life and I've never done that before

    • @colincrippin375
      @colincrippin375 4 роки тому +92

      @@Pandora1997Sour Just play some Halo Reach firefight against brutes and use a lot of frags against them eventually you'll see one stick.

    • @gamefreak974
      @gamefreak974 4 роки тому +31

      It’s a bug but it’s pretty awesome so whatev

  • @double1777
    @double1777 4 роки тому +241

    That one marine who asked what it was like to be a Spartan, and whether or not you enjoyed it...
    I felt that.

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 3 роки тому +19

      "Do I enjoy it? No. I don't remember my real family, nothing solid, just that they were killed by the Covenant. I spent my whole childhood being brutalized and taught to kill by Oni and the military. When I was twelve years old, I was permanently maimed and altered against my will by chemical agents that put me in indescribable pain. I have since then spent my entire life at war. I've been a slave to the UNSC my entire life, and the only way I will ever be free is if I die in combat. No, I don't like being a Spartan, I hate it, I never wanted to be this."

    • @IsmashedtoRedbone
      @IsmashedtoRedbone 3 роки тому +6

      @@Mortablunt That's a really interesting answer to the question, people only see the awesome outside never the deeply traumatic pasts off our heroes

    • @Jacksonthehedgehog9
      @Jacksonthehedgehog9 2 роки тому

      My answer is much simpler.
      How would you feel if the home you knew was glassed, the only family you had was killed by alien bastards, you met some oni guys in labcoats, and they turned you into something that those same aliens fear. In that order.
      I no longer feel. I can only receive dopamine when slaughtering entire squads of those splitjaw motherfuckers. When the dopamine hits though.....oh it's absolute bliss.
      If it comes down to me, I'm either walking out wearing their teeth as a necklace, or dying with my fist shoved down one of their throats. Of course, nothing personal against any one of the covie races specifically. I want to slaughter them all equally. Though if one race did end up switching sides, I am at least capable of playing nice. I do it with the chucklefucks like you after all, marine.
      (Reference brought to you by halo legends)

    • @vinyl7764
      @vinyl7764 11 місяців тому

      (For future reference: 1:32)

  • @TOUD_
    @TOUD_ 2 роки тому +22

    2:07 this guy really does have the sigma grind set.

  • @unrulybot1352
    @unrulybot1352 4 роки тому +24

    0:48 I need to that story now.

  • @NietCola
    @NietCola 4 роки тому +618

    The delivery of the line at 4:20 was great and made me feel sad

    • @YarugumaSou
      @YarugumaSou 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @misfitgaming106
      @misfitgaming106 4 роки тому +16

      Lol 420 he was probably smoking some kush too with a line like that

    • @romainlettuce118
      @romainlettuce118 4 роки тому +7

      It’s from the movie “Office Space”. It’s funny as hell. Classic movie.

    • @arwrw2
      @arwrw2 2 роки тому +1

      420 that's pog haaaahaaaa

  • @tpfrecoil2837
    @tpfrecoil2837 4 роки тому +194

    "That lone wolf stuff stays behind"
    "This qualifies as 'lone wolf' stuff, Noble Six"

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard 5 місяців тому +5

      Your file mentioned this.
      This is gonna impact your next OAR review.

  • @seanocso3315
    @seanocso3315 Рік тому +7

    0:31 this womans robot impression was so impressive.

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard 5 місяців тому

      Fun fact, that's Cortenay Taylor, the Sole Survivor in Fallout 4, and she does it in that game too.

  • @Shatugi
    @Shatugi 4 роки тому +13

    4:01 he sounds disappointed

  • @ToxicCandy116
    @ToxicCandy116 4 роки тому +345

    Don’t forget about the firefight voices. They not only have some fun lines while killing things but also when you stare at other players.

  • @SpanishDio
    @SpanishDio 4 роки тому +339

    5:08 reference to the original Halo 3 trailer.

    • @andrewhodgson2566
      @andrewhodgson2566 4 роки тому +10

      More like Red V Blue

    • @MJOLNIR_studios
      @MJOLNIR_studios 4 роки тому

      @@andrewhodgson2566 Both

    • @Espartanica
      @Espartanica 4 роки тому +2

      @@andrewhodgson2566 No, it's much closer to the Halo 3 trailer.

    • @aklato7258
      @aklato7258 4 роки тому +3

      I thought he was gonna say "you ever wonder why were here

    • @JordanCreaser29
      @JordanCreaser29 3 роки тому

      @@aklato7258 it’s one of life’s greatest mysteries, isn’t it?

  • @Racicot
    @Racicot 3 роки тому +4

    On the level The Package, with the skull that let's you hear rare combat dialogue, when you have the scorpion tank, one the marines said: "It's like shooting womprat's back home." I love hearing dialogue like that.

  • @Idunnodude
    @Idunnodude 2 роки тому +8

    Forgot one. In Nightfall, when the colonists bring out weapons he says; "These are stolen weapons." The colonist says, "What are you gonna do, arrest me?" Then Jun said, "No, gonna steal it back."

  • @jeremiahgranger1566
    @jeremiahgranger1566 4 роки тому +885

    "I once met a soldier who told me his weapon was a time machine, he wasn't killing the enemy he was moving them forward in a time where they were all no longer alive."
    RvB reference?

  • @kempodle4665
    @kempodle4665 4 роки тому +100

    3:45 *THE FLOOD WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

  • @noahmasonscience369
    @noahmasonscience369 Рік тому +5

    I love Jun, I wish he appeared in Halo again

  • @jeremybradley4301
    @jeremybradley4301 2 роки тому +5

    "slight recoil" line will always be the best to me

  • @Hellamoody
    @Hellamoody 4 роки тому +379

    3:44 this dude predicted the flood

    • @randomchannel3314
      @randomchannel3314 4 роки тому +8

      Hellamoody actually

    • @lobiankk77
      @lobiankk77 4 роки тому +10

      Aged like wine

    • @ultraburstchara3662
      @ultraburstchara3662 3 роки тому +9

      The player hearing that line: *nervous laughter* your fucked if you get on the pillar of autumn or stay here friend

    • @reikoburton9748
      @reikoburton9748 Рік тому

      People going through legendary Halo 1, 2 and 3: AAHAHA AHAHAHAHAH I HOPE YOU DIE-

  • @clitcrusader4897
    @clitcrusader4897 4 роки тому +516

    Jun best girl

  • @X0rl.
    @X0rl. Рік тому +8

    Guy: "One of these days maybe I'll be the giant staring robot, huh?"
    Emile: "yeah I carved that myself I'm very proud of it"

  • @TheStrayCryptid
    @TheStrayCryptid 2 роки тому +5

    “Your file mentioned this.”
    &
    “This qualifies as lone wolf stuff.”
    My favorite lines

  • @fabiancarrascalsalazar5793
    @fabiancarrascalsalazar5793 4 роки тому +211

    02:15 that marine should be made into a spartan in a future Halo lel

    • @agamer203
      @agamer203 3 роки тому +4

      117 likes. I don't dare change it, so here's a thumbs-up 👍

    • @arwrw2
      @arwrw2 2 роки тому

      Halo reach
      *final firefight*
      It's a good idea so at the start you play as just the marine then you escape reach and for all the successful missions you get promoted to a semi spartan because full Spartans need augmentations

  • @westernspy9278
    @westernspy9278 4 роки тому +360

    “What are you trying to stop time?”
    Joseph Joestar assuming that DIO can stop time, 2552

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity 4 роки тому +19

      JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 420: Requiem of Reach

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 4 роки тому +9

      @@physical_insanity *FOLLOW THE ADVENTURES OF JOE STARR AS HE FIGHTS TO DEFEND HUMANITY FROM THE THREAT OF ALIEN INVASION LEAD BY FANATIC DIORABO!
      NEW [STANDS]
      NEW FIGHT SCENES
      NEW CHARACTERS
      COMING TO A CRUNCHYROLL NEAR YOU!*

    • @nr-5usrrobot802
      @nr-5usrrobot802 4 роки тому

      Chappie XD

    • @colonel1003
      @colonel1003 4 роки тому

      guys laugh the joke is a reference to joj

    • @zyoh4311
      @zyoh4311 3 роки тому

      @@colonel1003 don't know what JoJo is

  • @bennetterfield5720
    @bennetterfield5720 3 роки тому +5

    That last clip of Jun was inspired by a finish soldier who is nicknamed the white death. He was asked in the 90s about his killing in the winter war of 1939. He responded that what he felt after shooting each combatant was recoil

  • @coldcowboy3853
    @coldcowboy3853 3 роки тому +5

    3:19 the most enthusiastic you’ll ever hear Emile

  • @dimorix6593
    @dimorix6593 4 роки тому +143

    0:42 *Shoots the marine*
    Woah! This camo must really work

  • @xxkillshot5xx
    @xxkillshot5xx 4 роки тому +66

    "I don't like my job I don't think I'm gonna go anymore" Totally a reference to Office Space

    • @thomaspriest5278
      @thomaspriest5278 4 роки тому +6

      That's actually Ron Livingston voicing 'Trooper 5' in Reach

  • @MChief123
    @MChief123 4 роки тому +7

    That dialogue with Jun talking about that one guy who thought his gun was a time machine was deep.

  • @lil_legalo5190
    @lil_legalo5190 2 роки тому +3

    I like how their mouths will move when they’re not talking but when the voice audio plays the mouth doesn’t move

  • @rakaroquettes3008
    @rakaroquettes3008 4 роки тому +84

    5:25
    Nice Question , Marine! xD

  • @Simalf13
    @Simalf13 4 роки тому +642

    so the files are mentioning B312 is a weirdo?
    pretty sure this text belongs to the blacked out ones.

  • @Mevgred
    @Mevgred 3 роки тому +17

    0:21 343 needs to take notes of that witty dialogue bungie is known for

  • @golemguyyt5646
    @golemguyyt5646 3 роки тому +2

    I love how you get some insight into what spartan small talk would be like

  • @noahhastings6145
    @noahhastings6145 4 роки тому +116

    "You wanna make out, or you wanna kill some aliens?"
    I mean...

  • @supm8te751
    @supm8te751 4 роки тому +422

    3:54 female masked marine is BAE

    • @MiniFuxy11
      @MiniFuxy11 4 роки тому +71

      I would pay for a Halo game about Marines, with a campaign mode with a female marine as protagonist.
      I wanna feel again like we are a soldiers in war, not like jumping weirdos in a pink powered armor, like in Halo 5 multiplayer.

    • @aZaamBie135
      @aZaamBie135 4 роки тому +42

      @@MiniFuxy11 something like ODST

    • @MiniFuxy11
      @MiniFuxy11 4 роки тому +30

      @@aZaamBie135 i wanna give more protagonism to the Marines, they deserve it

    • @fuckusingfullname
      @fuckusingfullname 4 роки тому +39

      @@MiniFuxy11 I would pay 343 not to sjw up Halo if I knew they were doing so, but yes, a campaign about a marine would be lit

    • @jorgegutierrez8588
      @jorgegutierrez8588 4 роки тому +37

      @@fuckusingfullname I had no idea that a female playable character was "sjw"

  • @martinperez1064
    @martinperez1064 4 роки тому +6

    The "your file mentioned this" had me dead

  • @davechanman
    @davechanman 3 роки тому +5

    "You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize"
    Jun has some of the best dialogue in the game

  • @omgwhypandaaeterna3009
    @omgwhypandaaeterna3009 4 роки тому +65

    "I AM A ROBOT pretty good huh?" W I N K S

  • @raptormaverick4774
    @raptormaverick4774 4 роки тому +77

    3:54
    Me: I have several questions.

    • @sivaalteredspringbonnie9956
      @sivaalteredspringbonnie9956 4 роки тому +1

      Hmmm how odd

    • @hoogis
      @hoogis 3 роки тому +3

      People keep talking about how cute she is but it's just a disguise to hide the fact that she probably eats enemy aliens (probably eats them alive)

  • @vZorroh
    @vZorroh 4 роки тому +8

    0:16 Jackal Sniper: *UNO REVERSE*

  • @opendoor143
    @opendoor143 3 роки тому +6

    My favorite one I’ve ever heard is when you kill enough allies in front of Kat to make her hostile and she either says “so this explains all the black ink” or “I knew it as soon as I saw your file!”