The regimes attempt to collect protest votes outside the uniparty. You can tell as its painfully unfunny, just like everything else the BBC have ever done.
Agree 100%, and his policies hold water!, pun intended, plus as an added bonus he looks suspiciously like a robot from a very old puppet sci fi series called space patrol.
Love the fact that legally they HAVE to do this on BBC One, the flagship of the British Broadcasting Corporation. Completely agree with making Thames Water have a swim in the Thames.
Did you see some of the other candidates? Binface is correct, when you look at some of the others standing Binface looks quite sensible. Actually I’d take Binface over Susan Hall, any day.
unironically due to my (rather mild) dislike of Khan and my sheer hatred of Hall, between the remaining sensible candidates I only have Binface and Blackie, and I'd rather a galactic senator over the Liberal Democrat manifesto, even if it means that we do have to pay galactic taxes
Well count binface clearly has had no training for this but I guess.. he'll pick it up as he goes along. Some call him the rubbish mayor, I think he's pretty good. I tried to think of more bin puns but they were a load of rubbish.
20 years ago Australia almost had Abbott and Costello! Tony Abbott became PM but Peter Costello just missed out a few years earlier! They were separated by a bunch of comediens - Elmer Rudd, Julia the Witch!
Middle America will never go along with it. Not because he's foreign, but he's been down on Saudi weapons sales in the past, and as the OTHER major arms exporter, it'd hurt a lot of sectors.
_It's amusing that his satirical character sounds rather sane when compared to other candidates. Can you imagine if you were the 11 candidates that got beaten by him?_
I’d probably quit politics all together and retire to live my life as a hermit. The embarrassment of being beaten by this guy would be far too much to bear.
There is something that brings glee to me every time count binface appears. I both feel sorry and happy that the bbc news has to show it in its entirely without laughing. Good policies, will vote for binface
Totally missed opportunity on the part of the announcer to refer to him as the 'bindependant' candidate. I might not live in London, or the UK, but you got my vote!
He’s got my vote and as a jock 🏴 I can’t even vote for him. You Nigel’s need to vote this guy in. Please god someone start a social media campaign!
The only reason I would live in London is so I could vote for Count Binface.He's the only candidate who actually has policies and doesn't just criticise everyone else standing.😊
We're at the point where I'm starting to believe the "novelty" candidate would probably be a more grounded and reliable option than the actual politicians. Not a Londoner, so I can't vote for you, but I do hope you win. Would shake things up at least and be a strong statement on the undesirability of the other candidates.
You know, it's scary that this is the most safe and sane choice for London mayor when compared to Kahn. If I could vote in Londons mayoral race. Count Binface would have my vote. He seems the most down to earth candidate running. And he is exactly what London deserves.
I mean London deserves Khan by the makeup of it. You get the goverment you deserve. If your too weak to fight and stand up and push back this is what happens. Tho I do think he'd be way better ofc
I’m a fucking American and I would still vote for you. Count, you’ve earned yourself a vote! (Though, I’m unsure how much my vote counts, seeing as I’m in the US…)
That made me chuckle, and then I thought about it for a bit, and then I realised you made a very perceptive and important point. Some of our politicians have shown that they are truly evil.
How do we vote ?? Dang it... I don't live in London so can't help... I am in the UK... wish all of the UK could take part... Heck, I travel there for work a few times a month !! And the current Mayor is a git bag... and he doesn't have a CEFAX page !!
I really hope Laurence Fox was offended by this, it's funny when he's offended he always overreacts. Thank you Count Binface for a good laugh, unfortunately I'm not a London resident so I can't vote for you.
I LOVE ALL MY MONEY GOING TOWARDS A FAMILY WHICH IS ALREADY RICH WHILE EVERYONE'S FIGHTING FOR MONEY GOING TO THE VULNERABLE (E.G. DISABLED & POOR) TO BE CUT BECAUSE APPARENTLY _THAT'S_ WHAT IS WASTING OUR MONEY 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧
You get my vote for thames water policy alone!
Yes, I think this will be a genuine vote winner for CB.
This and the policy to bring back Ceefax.
Doubtless. The most evocative policy we've had from a politician since the founding of the NHS
If I lived in London, then I would
The regimes attempt to collect protest votes outside the uniparty. You can tell as its painfully unfunny, just like everything else the BBC have ever done.
Compared to some of the wacky stuff you see from MAGA in the US he seems downright sane.
We need him as the Prime Binister
PRIME BINISTER! PRIME BINISTER!
Right out of the park!❤
Brill
Superb dad joke 👏👍🏻
I don't know, I heard his policies are a bit rubbish.
Unironically the most trustworthy and mentally stable candidate of them all. You've got my vote Count Binface!
Sad but true
Metally stable.
Agree 100%, and his policies hold water!, pun intended, plus as an added bonus he looks suspiciously like a robot from a very old puppet sci fi series called space patrol.
Most mentally stable and honest londoner
Love the fact that legally they HAVE to do this on BBC One, the flagship of the British Broadcasting Corporation. Completely agree with making Thames Water have a swim in the Thames.
It’s nothing new - they used to do it with Screaming Lord Sutch of the Official Monster Raving Looney Party.
@@friktionrc And still do come the General Election
It;s not just Thames Water you want to hit, though. There's lots of subdivisions and sub-companies you also need to hit to get the message through.
that's what a state news channel should do in a democracy
Did you see some of the other candidates? Binface is correct, when you look at some of the others standing Binface looks quite sensible. Actually I’d take Binface over Susan Hall, any day.
"I'm not naming names... but I was able to fill out the application form correctly" 😂😂
*cough cough* -Lawrence Fox…- a former actor who has changed his career and will reclaim the island
@@Ro99
Now, now… language like that is only going to get us demonetised.
… demonised quite possibly though.
@@Ro99as opposed to someone who wants special EU status 😂
Tragic and desperate
YOOOO, WE GOT THE SAME PFP
RAINBOW EARTH ON TOP!!!!!!!!!
Count Binface has won my vote! No other candidate comes close. Binface for Mayor 2024
unironically due to my (rather mild) dislike of Khan and my sheer hatred of Hall, between the remaining sensible candidates I only have Binface and Blackie, and I'd rather a galactic senator over the Liberal Democrat manifesto, even if it means that we do have to pay galactic taxes
MAKE LONDON GREAT AGAIN 2024
@@xander1052 BinFace or Workers Party for Britain, whoever is on my ballot paper will get a vote.
@@Moshimulations I'd happily vote for Vlad the Impaler, Darth Vader or Satan himself providing he stops Khan.
For the first time ever, I am considering casting my vote into the bin.
Well count binface clearly has had no training for this but I guess.. he'll pick it up as he goes along. Some call him the rubbish mayor, I think he's pretty good. I tried to think of more bin puns but they were a load of rubbish.
@@ClayMannthat was wheely good mate 😂
@@ClayMann he'll trash the opposition.
I refuse to vote for any other candidate
@@heinzie5all I know is you’ll be casting your vote into the bin by voting for the other candidates for sure 😂
It takes a bin to clean up a mess.
Oh. Well done.
why am I standing? because I don't yet have a seat. missed a joke there.
Took the words from my mouth!
I think that’s what the term standing means… duh.
blown my mind a little bit there
@@Tailspin80no shit
@@bhvillaman4401 Sorry, where’s the joke?
"making Thames water bosses take a dip in the Thames"
all of a sudden, he didn't seem so crazy when he said that...
😂😂😂
Reality has only become more absurd as time goes on. The fact Count Binface is starting to sound sensible should be *terrifying*
He's not the intergalactic space warrior that London deserves, but he is the intergalactic space warrior (and Ceefax fan) that London needs.
*anor londo
Anything other that the Tories or anyone further right a field.
Count Binface vs Lord Buckethead is the PMQ's this country truly needs for the next 5 years.
20 years ago Australia almost had Abbott and Costello!
Tony Abbott became PM but Peter Costello just missed out a few years earlier! They were separated by a bunch of comediens - Elmer Rudd, Julia the Witch!
Count binface is Lord buckethead
Lord buckethead regenerated into count binface according to the official lore
Count Binface seems the most competent of the candidates
I concur 🧐
Yeah but going by his voice he sounds like John major,
That’s not a high bar in all fairness
You are badly needed in America as a realistic 3rd candidate for President. The sensible candidate.
May I suggest Mr. Vermin Supreme, if you aren’t already familiar with him and his most excellent pony-centric platform?
no, he’s ours
@@peteryoble9227 I’ll have to look him up. Sounds like my sort of raving looney
Robert Kennedy
Middle America will never go along with it. Not because he's foreign, but he's been down on Saudi weapons sales in the past, and as the OTHER major arms exporter, it'd hurt a lot of sectors.
No spin, just Bin. Top receptacle.
_It's amusing that his satirical character sounds rather sane when compared to other candidates. Can you imagine if you were the 11 candidates that got beaten by him?_
I’d probably quit politics all together and retire to live my life as a hermit.
The embarrassment of being beaten by this guy would be far too much to bear.
@@themightyalpaca313 ah, yes, but you forget - politicians are utterly, utterly shameless.
To be fair some of those 11 where joke candidates as well
@@0Clewi0 yeah, but some of them weren't.
@@JackdotC Sure, just saying it wasn't all the 11 of them feeling that way.
Pulling for you from across the pond!
Yo same. I believe in you Binface!
Don't know which pond you're across, but same.
I think I'm across a couple ponds, but same.
@@dumaass Texas. That’s my pond.
What are you pulling 😂
When we needed him most... he returned! Full support for his stance on Thames Water! 👍
Sensible policies for a happier Britain!
I see what you did there. Got to love a BlackAdder reference
@@Jaceric2 I was hoping at least someone would get it.
It would only be sweeter if it was actually Hugh Laurie "in the bin"...
Anyone else think the voice sounds a bit like Ade Edmonson as the Red Baron though?
Bindependence day is possibly the funniest thing I've heard in ages. Genius!
This is possibly the most compelling manifesto ive heard from an extraterrestrial politician since boris johnson
You're saying you found Boris Johnson's firehose of falsehoods more compelling?
@@CryWillus If you switch of your brain and choose to believe the things he says I suppose it could have been worse.
Thames Water policy has my vote, my good sir count Binface!
There is something that brings glee to me every time count binface appears. I both feel sorry and happy that the bbc news has to show it in its entirely without laughing. Good policies, will vote for binface
Totally missed opportunity on the part of the announcer to refer to him as the 'bindependant' candidate.
I might not live in London, or the UK, but you got my vote!
These days only illegitimate votes count, anyway.
The announcer has to be accurate and impartial so wouldn't get away with that.
Please vote for him
Thank God I'm finally able to vote. No more £5 croissants for me.😁
Mate that actually makes a lot of sense
He’s got my vote and as a jock 🏴 I can’t even vote for him.
You Nigel’s need to vote this guy in. Please god someone start a social media campaign!
All hail Count Binface!
Seems a bit binister to me.
The only reason I would live in London is so I could vote for Count Binface.He's the only candidate who actually has policies and doesn't just criticise everyone else standing.😊
Even if you did absolutely nothing else as mayor
That Thames water policy would be the greatest thing to happen in UK politics for a while
If he ever gets to be Prime Binister he needs a policy where MP's must baptise themselves in the Thames every time they go against public interests.
Loved the dig at that muppet Fox about filling in forms correctly 😂
fitting candidate to deal with all the rubbish lying around on the seats in both city hall and parliament.
We're at the point where I'm starting to believe the "novelty" candidate would probably be a more grounded and reliable option than the actual politicians.
Not a Londoner, so I can't vote for you, but I do hope you win. Would shake things up at least and be a strong statement on the undesirability of the other candidates.
We need him on Question Time. I might actually watch it.
Hope he gets the position. Better than anyone else
How can he be independent when he has the entire intergalactic empire behind him?
this is my worry also...
Binface is secretly a Sith. (Still has my vote tho)
He’s bindependent not independent. Two different things. I think.
ssssh your not supposed to say the quiet bit out loud ,,,
"Thames Water bosses get to dip in the Thames" - sounds cruel but convincing
I suppose it depends on whether they get medical treatment afterwards. Do we want to make a point or do we want them dead?
Why stop at Mayor? Downing Street could use someone with this level of intellect!
Bintellect! Get it Right!
After the last 5 years, its not like he's any crazier.
Lets see if we can get 420 votes this time, what a triumph that would be for British democracy.
He’s a class act. I would encourage all those eligible to vote to vote for Count Binface.
He's definitely getting all my postal votes.
best candidate yet, and that's no joke. Probably the least corrupt out of any of the applicants
Count Binface For Mayor!
For President !
@@stijnvandamme76 Straight up just leader of the world.
@@stijnvandamme76 Binface for God!!!!
Best thing to be seen on the BBC in years I’d say!!!
I’m supporting you all the way over from Ohio! Binface must be mayor!
Did he say d-d-DEMOCRACY???? HELL YEAH!!!! 🦅🦅🦅
Binface for Mayor!
Honestly sounds like a great change. Rooting from across the pond.
As long as he promises weekly bin collections ..... I'm in!
Count Binface is not the mayor London deserves, but it’s the one it needs.
Pew, I thought he would campign on conquering and enslave Londoners like most intergalactic candidates would.
Smh binface has gone woke. Cant even enslave all of London these days.
No, that's the Tory manifesto.
Too late, its already happened.
I for one welcome our new refuse receptacle overlords
@@peterrenn6341- 😂😂😂 They'd do a far better job than the current shower of miscreants!
You know, it's scary that this is the most safe and sane choice for London mayor when compared to Kahn.
If I could vote in Londons mayoral race. Count Binface would have my vote.
He seems the most down to earth candidate running. And he is exactly what London deserves.
I mean London deserves Khan by the makeup of it.
You get the goverment you deserve.
If your too weak to fight and stand up and push back this is what happens.
Tho I do think he'd be way better ofc
Khan is bad because he is controlled by the Tory government which wants to try make him as hated as possible.
So well informed on the record of the London Mayor you can't even spell his name. He's from Tooting not Berlin you dunce.
This is why I love British politics. Theres so much variety and it isn't afriad to take itself not very seriously!
In our time of need, he returned. 🙏
The only one who ISN'T lying to us!
I’m a fucking American and I would still vote for you. Count, you’ve earned yourself a vote! (Though, I’m unsure how much my vote counts, seeing as I’m in the US…)
He’s got my vote, he’s genuinely not the worst candidate.
This is literally true.
..Correction: Litterally true.
He's genuinely the best and only candidate.
It says it all when this fills me with the most confidence in any form of government since I was born.
COUNT BINFACE FOR PRIME BINISTER
Brilliant stuff❤
You put all those other Counts (sp?) to shame! I’m with Binface. Epic!
If I was in London, considering the state of UK politics, I'd give this guy my vote. Better to risk the evil you don't know, than the evil you do.
That made me chuckle, and then I thought about it for a bit, and then I realised you made a very perceptive and important point. Some of our politicians have shown that they are truly evil.
@@AbuHashemPSC we need to deport you
I can't see him being evil, but tinny perhaps, odd bit of rust
Ironically he seems more mentally stable than most politicans, probably less of a wildcard if anything.
@@ArmourGX The truly tragic thing is, he can’t possibly be any worse than some of the, er, personalities currently in the House of Commons.
Wish I was local enough to vote you into office 😂
GO GET EM COUNT BINFACE
How do we vote ??
Dang it... I don't live in London so can't help...
I am in the UK... wish all of the UK could take part...
Heck, I travel there for work a few times a month !!
And the current Mayor is a git bag... and he doesn't have a CEFAX page !!
Wouldn't make much sense to have the whole of the UK vote for a London mayor...
Big support for Binface from the US. BINFACE 2024
I’m gonna rent a place in London for a month just so I can vote for him. He really sees eye to eye with me and my ideals
Get this bin in office.
Good idea! There's no bin in our office, crisp packets all over the floor. So he's badly needed, I'll vote for a bin.
@@kang1527 You can feel happy in the knowledge that I just choked on my tea because of you
Bindependence Day? I love it. This silly bunt has got my vote.
Bindependence day goes hard 🗣🔥
if i lived in london i would vote for count binface
I didn’t believe this was real but it genuinely is
He appeared on my mayor's election voting form, so 100% real
Binface sounds like every Star Wars animated character
I am not a british citizen, but if I were I would absolutely vote for this man
Binface for London Mayor!
vote this man in now
I can’t legally vote for him, but Count Binface 2024!
I just love these bindependent candidates. He has my vote.
I really hope Laurence Fox was offended by this, it's funny when he's offended he always overreacts.
Thank you Count Binface for a good laugh, unfortunately I'm not a London resident so I can't vote for you.
Naming a bridge after Phoebe Waller… oh that's good.
That's really good.
😁
I was hooked when I saw the name! "Count Binface" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Voaty McVoatface? SOLD!
Count Binface really gives off Vermin Supreme vibes 😂
No way, he's way more coherent, equally as awesome, but many times more coherent.
Bindipendance!
makes more sense than that guy in charge of Scotland
Worth a vote, can’t do worse than the crap we have.
Bindependence day! haha! Brilliant
I LOVE THE PARLIAMENT I LOVE THE CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHY I LOVE THE ROYAL FAMILY RAHHHHHHH LONG LIVE THE COMMONWEALTH 🇦🇺 🇦🇺 🇦🇺 🇦🇺
I LOVE ALL MY MONEY GOING TOWARDS A FAMILY WHICH IS ALREADY RICH WHILE EVERYONE'S FIGHTING FOR MONEY GOING TO THE VULNERABLE (E.G. DISABLED & POOR) TO BE CUT BECAUSE APPARENTLY _THAT'S_ WHAT IS WASTING OUR MONEY 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧
all I hear is "I Love Big Brother.. I Love Big Brother.... "
@@cantin8697 Doesn't the royal family contribute a lot of money to public services and add to the economy with stuff like tourism?
@@poushie1233no
@@poushie1233where you think they get that money from
Bincredible!
I'm not even from London, but would vote for you in a heartbeat
I would vote for the Count.
2024, when this is genuinely the most sane and trustworthy candidate. I only wish I lived in London (never thought that before!)
lol… love it! Takes me back to my youth when the Monster Raving Loony Party first ran!
If I had to vote for him or Susan Hall I'd vote for him every time.
price capping on croissants has my vote
More sense than the “real” politicians
Please run for No10. Coz i do not want to waste the vote.
🇬🇧🫵 Keep Britain tidy!🫵🇬🇧
We need a candidate like this in America.