How Do Navy Pilots Earn Their Call Signs?
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- Опубліковано 21 кві 2024
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Unusually small bro got violated 😂
It’s a rule. The man’s johnson could be huge. We’re never giving him that win. Small peckers are the only size we can acknowledge
Bruh probably felt like a doofus 💀
@@jbrownbear742 definitely
Ello railfan
How does one simply forget to put your junk away after a piss 😂
i mean, you are in a plane but yea
I mean get done and immediately get a call for assistance I mean a call for help is it going to put my mind on that versus making sure I'm back in my suit
@@halfblood_drag0nnot just in a plane but piloting an extremely fast death machine .. ide prob forget that shh
Numbness of being seated for a long time.
He didn't forget 😊
My grandpa was a pilot, he stutters, he got called "Remix"
That's cool
Ngl
W call sign
W
Damm that's super cool
last guy was violated
And firat, fthete wte no ogterd
@@KeeleyChaos-official Wawde fitnm ruplt dagp
@romelegionmaker8625 What the hell is that comment? What, was I asleep? Did my autocorrect stop wroking?
@@KeeleyChaos-official lol idk
My father knew a guy whos callsign was deathwish. He was called this because he somehow dropped a live bomb on himself. No damage no nothing, very impressive.
I mean Deathwish is a pretty cool callsign.
Imma try that onmyself
@@buttsagonton101But how on the world you drop a bomb on yourself ?!
@@RogueGMR i still dont know and i do not think my father does. I think he dropped it and hit something which made the plane roll, catching the bomb. Not even a scratch on anything. Utterly impossible and improbable.
that's cool as fuck
One of our pilots who's last name was Wood, he received the call sign "morning" as is morning wood.... Poor guy.
One of my dad's friends last name was Weathers so his callsign was Stormy. Our last name is Sagunsky so his callsign wad Sags
Imagine, 2lt *first name* "Morning" Wood
My last name is Wood too😂
my grandpa got called “polar bear” because some how a Russian plane shot him into iceland
If I joined the airforce, that would be me 😅
"Unusually small" that's a violation 💀
my dads call sign was shitining, he took a shit in the restroom when it was thundering and clogged the toilet 🤣🤣🤣
Pronounced Shite-ning?
Because whoever came up with that pun needs a medal
Dad was a medivac pilot in Vietnam.
His call sign was "Sunny Beach" because his spanish accent was still pretty heavy and when he used his favorite derogatory phrase it came out as "sunny beach".
Resoect to your dad. That was funny 😂
Honestly, best way to get a callsign.
Call sign isn’t even bad
@humanhuman5024 generally speaking no it isn't bad, my dad absolutely loved it. But even he admitted there was a bit of racism behind it, but really didn't care. He thought it was hilarious.
My favourite story is the field medic called 'angel of death' because he screwed up in training so often
There is one cool one i have heard of, the brother of Ewan McGregor the actor who plays Obi-Wan, his call sign is Obi-two
That seems cool
Colin McGregor?
USN Flight Surgeon here. My pilots gave me “Goldfinger” after a rubber glove malfunction during an exam.
LOL, oh.. That happened.
😭
Mine was "Antonov", im in brazilian airforce when we was intercepting a AN-2 carrying drugs to our borders i said in the radio "Antonov Blyat" and that makes the Callsign, i got russian blood and i see grandpa's plane i just says blyat
Obrigado pelo serviço
Yeah I'm not a pilot I just fly drones
They called me poptart
Explanation
Does that mean if someone is perfect in every regard, they'll get a callsign like "Nerd" or "Tryhard"?
If that's the case, then yeah perhaps. But usually if his records are perfect, they'll go deeper than that. I heard that there's a female Asian pilot who received the callsign "Axis"
Skid mark sounds alright actually
skidmark is a way to say shit stain btw
My dads friend was called pigeon after crashing into the woods
R.I.P
Womp womp
Wait u til “DOOFUL” shows uo
💀💀💀😭😭 i can't
They Called my Great Grandfather back in Vietnam Bullet.
Because his head was shaped like one.
😭
Duck out on flightdeck Unusually small! 🤣 that’s LEGEND!
Skidmark seems like a cool name
Up until you get written up for ruining a multi million dollar jet, yeah
Kinda yea but its a cool name
Unless you black
@@JkDibine im black
@@Monke658no wonder why your pfp is a monkey 💀
Bro was VIOLATED 😭
Yes
One of my moms friends sisters has the call sign “small,” her last name is Johnson
F35 is better
@@maxdobrin6887 nah I am Fr, he’s pretty fat ngl
Nu uh kid 🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Neither F-22 nor F-35, F-15 Eagle 🔛🔝
Neither F-22 nor F-35, F-15 Eagle 🔛🔝
There was a pilot I think his name was Mark Jobin so he got the callsign “blow” so he was known as “Mark “Blow” Jobin on his cockpit
“Unusually small” ☠️
My dads call sign was “Gasket” not only because he helped fixed someones car when they were deployed, but also because his short temper and he lost his cool on someone
One guy became a new military pilot and so desperately wanted his call sign to be Hollywood that he asked for it. The squadron promptly gave him "Burbank" because it's Hollywood's uncool neighbor city.
I saw one where they named a dude kebab because he had ejected from a dangerous crashing burning jet and got stabbed in the thigh by a sharp tree branch
Usually a funny story like mine is night owl because one night we were bedding down in the field and i got attacked by a feeakin owl
“Unusually small” is funny af
My roommate tells chick's he's a pilot but he just does maintenance lmao
be quiet and let your roommate pull
@@MrSimplified I would have zero problem if his lies didn't involve me, trust. He's an ass w around 80 iq
@MrSimplified I wouldnt mind if his lies didn't include me. also the ones he lies to are mostly single mother or a decade younger then him. Dudes trash and divorced w two daughters he never wants to go see. So i'll stay piped up.
@@rickj5292 stay piped up
Navy pilots get their names the way guys in fraternities get theirs - it's very rarely from something cool. There was one guy who couldn't be out late because he had an inherited drinking condition - he was 'Cinderella'. Another guy wasn't good with the ladies - he was 'No-Score' until he got a girlfriend & then he became 'Low-Score'. We had 'Mittens', 'Brick', 'Tube', 'Eggroll', 'Kielbasa'... we had fun with those names. As for me... look at my screen name. 🙂
Kiełbasa? I dread to think what he done to get nickname sausage
@@shagrat6686 In a shared-world thing I was part of writing a few years back, a couple of Rhino pilots had ended up with interesting nicknames because of... incidents. One was 'Rattle' - because he would write out emails to his fiance constantly, and totally get lost in that world to the point where he TOTALLY lost SA when he was typing. One time he was typing - and he suddenly realized that his flight leader, the CAG and the CO were behind him reading his email; the CO says 'I thought I heard a baby rattle in this bunk'. The other was a female midshipman at Annapolis; she was out with some of her friends when some guy kept trying to hit on her. After getting blown off several times, the guy sits back down and goes "She probably eats pu$$y anyway..." The mid barks out "HEY!" as loud as she can: as the entire bar watched, she snaps "I've NEVER eaten pu$$y in my entire life!" She then goes over to the jerk, leans in and looks him dead in the eye as she goes "I just nibbles at it a bit..." Instantly became 'Nibbles' for the rest of her life (and yes, she's straight - she was just putting the price in his place).
Lmao low score is good
Only the air force get the cool names
And only in the movies.
My dad was called basta and his comrade was called ghost bc ghost is sneaky af,
They didn't insult him, they destroyed him
Yeah this is why some people jave code names like viper from cool things but the lqst dude got violated
I can only imagine what is Commander called him on missions or how he said his call sign😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was active duty tactical aircraft maintenance for 4 yrs.., new pilots are notorious for trashing landing gear tires, it was our job to fix them so the majority of new pilots call sign could be skidmark
Underrated
Used to play warthunder with a guy that me and my friends gave the call sign “Waldo” because of the impromptu 8 month break he took from the game. He stopped playing air battles with us pretty soon after that
Unusually small😂😂😂
When you destroy the ring at Mt Doom, and the shire welcomes you home
All things considered, skidmark is a pretty cool nickname
I wish I could get one like maverick😂😂😂
I think you have to become infamous for being written up.
Yh I might have to then🤣🤣
Atleast it wasn't "Little Richard"
Duck out on flight deck, unusually small is a violation of pride, quite good😂
They call me Mosquito
Because in DCS i fly too near to other players when they taking off
I love how nobody told him he had his Junk out but just smiled at him and gave him a high five, that is hilarious.
That was a violation
You either get a mediocre name from something boring or a cool/embarrassing one from something embarrassing/stupid/dangerous.
Maverick got a black eye from a shotgun, Goose hit a goose, Iceman forgot to turn on the AC... You're welcome
And if the call sign sounds cool to anyone there is guaranteed to be a very embarrassing story behind it. Any pilot named "Blaze" or "Phoenix" probably accidentally set something they should not have on fire, possibly the kitchen.
Imagine the call sign for a guy who says the n word too much 💀
Master
Racer is the best Callsign I can think of for him, due to him racing to get discharged from the unit.
Snoop Dog
Darnell
@@MetalFalcon99massa
Guy named dooful 🗿
unusually small💀💀💀
So callsigns are just tease names made in middle school, nice 😂
Unusually small , NAH THATS A VIOLATION 💀💀💀💀💀
Do other military personnel get call signs or just pilots?
So I think that units in general get call signs as a member of the Civil Air Patrol Cadets out unit gets call signs and some members to I think
USN Flight Surgeon here. Pilots in your unit can vote to give you one. You do fly with them. - Goldfinger
My dad broke a navy guys arm once playing a game, guess what he got. Hatchet
I love RAF call signs like batman and jedi and stuff like that😂😂😂
Remember that Ewan McGregor s brother has the call sign Obi two
This is so funny, because thats how bikers get their handles. Knew dude named Bumper, because he always ran into the back of cars😂😂
One guy held his breaks before takeoff and got the call sign “catapult”
Why was the hand shaking with the last estonian president 😂😂
I’ve heard another one similar where the pilot ended up with the callsign of Free Willy
My guy had it willy out for all the see.
What happens out at sea, stays out at sea 👀
In the RAF their is a guy with the nick name obi-two as he is the brother of the acter who played obi-wan kenobi in star wars
Raise his landing gear😂
Naw they violated this man
Rip to that last guy 😂
Bro got absolutely VIOLATED
One I saw in the comments of one of these was Zeus "zero effort unless supervised" that one had me roaring because it's so applicable to the industry I work in lol.
Ooh now i get what DOOFUS rick is.
The last 2 are killing me 😂
One mistake in the bathroom and your call sign is now "Jerky"
My dad is a Navy pilot, got the call sign “Birdman”
OR AM A GROWER NOT A SHOWER 😂
That poor guy 😂
My uncles call sign is “Snuffy” because he snuffed out two engines while flying and crashed the plane.
Essentially everyone gets degraded in the military
NAH BRO
UNUSUALLY SMALL
HOMIE GOT DEMOLISHED
Let’s not forget about kabob he got his legs stabbed together by a branch in an emergency ejection
man got violated by everyone, and now has a permanent violation on him
"*unusually small*"
And he never felt the brisk ocean breeze on his junk upon standing to step out of the "cockpit"? C'mon, man! 😂
Dont ask the pilot who get "Black Cherry" callsign from💀
Obi-two for ewan mcgregors brother slaps
My grandpa was a pilot the beginning letters of his name are RTB it means return to base.
So some people say RTB RTB
"Doofus"
Funny ngl
Honestly though, how many times do nicknames come about bc of stupid acts than actual cool stories. 😂
Think I could get the call sign bat man if I ate a bat or hung up side down while eating a bat I just wanna eat a bat
Aviators, my dude.
IRIS = I require intensive supervision.
That pilot got violated and caught a stray
Bro got violated
My old callsign for my unit was Hawk, bc unlike a hawk, i can’t see without my glasses and walked into a door. I wasn’t a pilot but a mechanic who was given that name from the amount of times I walked into doors 😂.
"Drake" woulda been better😂
Adds new meaning to HOTAS
does getting by a viper snake gets you the viper call sign, or bringing one in the military??
cat walking across the han river