Giygarfield: Bullets won't work, Jon... (ft. LumpyTouch)
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- Опубліковано 17 чер 2019
- No more running, Jon...
Though I edited it to have one eye instead of two, huge thanks to Lumpy Touch for lending me the sprite of Garfield's first form.
His channel: / lumpytouch
Donations are greatly appreciated and help me keep making videos. www.paypal.me/BigSharkZ
Enjoy!
#Garfield #Gorefield #EarthBound
Q: Where is the music from? / The music sounds like...
A: The first track is a reference to the Environmental Intrigue track in Metroid Fusion. Then it's a reference to Ikana Valley, Shadow Temple, and the theme that plays in Romani Ranch when you protect it from aliens / ghosts.
Q: Is this a ROM hack or an animation?
A: A ROM hack. I've been hacking EarthBound since more than a decade ago, I have other videos about it! Only Garfield's final form and the battle backgrounds were edited in.
Q: What did you use to make this?
A: While CoilSnake is a much more reliable tool, I used PK Hack as well as Visual CCScript (for custom text and scripts). I made the graphics in MSPaint XP, Clip Studio Paint, and PK Hack's built-in graphics editor.
Q: Is there a download available?
A: Unfortunately there is not. This is because I only made what you see here; there is nothing before or after, only this content for entertainment purposes. It took about a week or more to get all of this ready, so doing an entire, fully-fledged game would take forever and I would like to focus on different ideas. Feel free to make your own work if you want to though!
Q: Will you upload the music? / Is there a download for the music?
A: Once I am done with my current projects, I will release all of the music from my latest videos!
Q: Is there going to be a part 2 / good ending?
A: Because of all your support, I will definitely get working on a part 2 after my current projects are completed! Thank you so much. - Ігри
![I'm sorry, burglars [Garfield animation]](/img/n.gif)
Though I edited it to have one eye instead of two, huge thanks to LumpyTouch for lending me the sprite of Garfield's first form!
Edit: Wow, I did not expect all of this reception! I'm really close to 4k subscribers too, thank you all for the support!
2nd edit: Over 4000 subscribers and so many comments! Thank you all once again, I really am grateful.
3rd edit: Holy moly... 6666 views and 666 likes.. I'm sorry Jon.
4th edit: It's a bit difficult to reply to everyone with this insane reception, but I greatly appreciate all of your comments, here's some answers to questions I've seen asked a bunch:
Final edit: The reception to this has been insane! I would really appreciate it if you could take a look at some of my other videos! :)
Q: Where is the music from? / The music sounds like...
A: The first track is a reference to the Environmental Intrigue track in Metroid Fusion. Then it's a reference to Ikana Valley, Shadow Temple, and the theme that plays in Romani Ranch when you protect it from aliens / ghosts.
Q: Is this a ROM hack or an animation?
A: A ROM hack. I've been hacking EarthBound since more than a decade ago, I have other videos about it! Only Garfield's final form and the battle backgrounds were edited in.
Q: What did you use to make this?
A: While CoilSnake is a much more reliable tool, I used PK Hack as well as Visual CCScript (for custom text and scripts). I made the graphics in MSPaint XP, Clip Studio Paint, and PK Hack's built-in graphics editor.
Q: Is there a download available?
A: Unfortunately there is not. This is because I only made what you see here; there is nothing before or after, only this content for entertainment purposes. It took about a week or more to get all of this ready, so doing an entire, fully-fledged game would take forever and I would like to focus on different ideas. Feel free to make your own work if you want to though!
Q: Will you upload the music? / Is there a download for the music?
A: Once I am done with my current projects, I will release all of the music from my latest videos!
Q: Is there going to be a part 2 / good ending?
A: Because of all your support, I will definitely get working on a part 2 after my current projects are completed! Thank you so much.
I don't suppose a happier ending/continuation of this would be too much to ask for?
Like if Lyman is the next protagonist and saves Jon?
@@Idkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk50 It's not on my list right now because I have a lot of different ideas in the works for multiple videos, but perhaps in the future I can do a Part 2!
@@BigSharkZ
That's more than fair, but hey, thanks for letting me know, I appreciate you taking the time to reply amidst your schedule and the many comments.
No problem! I always try to reply to as many people as possible while the number of comments is still within a reasonable amount, haha.
Hey can I please have the rom
Mondays, huh?
I actually wanted to upload this on Monday but ran out of time. Though I guess you could say it's because I hate Mondays.
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Damned Mondays...
Garfield is just like Mista
Roni C. N64, Sixty Four nigga is this a jojo reference
"Bullets won't work, Jon..."
*PULLS OUT ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER*
"JON NO"
"JON PLEASE"
Lol
*whack, whack*
*Harder Jon.*
*WHACK WHACK WHACK*
*whacking noises*
*the sound of a dog whimpering followed by a loud yelp*
jon: HMM wHaT aN inTEreStINg bOx
That's what I was thinking! 😂
*HMMMMMM* *YES*
*THE* *FLOOR* *HERE* *IS* *MADE* *OUT* *OF* *FLOOR*
@@philipprsa7755
YuM pOwDeR
*Heaven is void of light Jon...*
*Come closer, come closer*
@@OhhhThatUser xD same
Good ending
Garfield:* *bullets don't work j-*
Jon: *it's Monday*
Garfield: *fades and goes to hell*
Garfield: **Goes To Monday Land**
He said there were no more Mondays, though...
@yoshi 6715. It's Monday my dudes
merio this isn’t reddit please stop lmao it’s literally not funny anymore
@@evangelion.2430 r/ihavereddit
[Jon shoots Giygarfield]
Giygarfield: Bullets won't work, Jon...
[Jon shoots himself]
Giygarfield: BULLETS WON'T WORK JON
Jon: THEN WTH DOES
@@speck7029 rolled up newspapers
@@speck7029 Cucumbers...
Well... this story could have a better ending if Jon had... C U C U M B E R S . . .
@@potatocannongb3328 poisoned lasagna
I have never been actually creeped out from an EarthBound ROM before:
*Edit:* I’ve never been more terrified from an EarthBound ROM before. It really took “Bullets won’t work, Jon.” to a whole new level.
I kind of miss the sort of creepy ambience old games could have. Especially those with pixel art or low-poly models so I was going for something similar. Hope it was as enjoyable as it was scary!
BigSharkZ
It really was, and I agree, older video games have more creepy vibes than new ones if you set it up nicely. You really should make more ROMs like this!
I also like the Ikana Valley theme at 6:02, it actually fits perfectly with the Cave of the Past/Dierdre sounds
@@LolaTheGardevoir Though I'd also like to mod other games, I'll definitely try to do more ideas with EarthBound since I have the most knowledge with it. And nice that you noticed! I used Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask and Metroid Fusion music as inspiration.
BigSharkZ
Hacks of other games would be awesome. By the way, is there a way you could upload the entire soundtrack of this hack?
"Let us be together, for the rest of eternity."
I don't know man, seems kinda gay to me.
If men looked like Garfield, I'd be gay
@@FBI-kh5tn wtf FBI??!!
Ah yes my other sibling
Our father is papa Franku right?
@@FBI-kh5tn me too man, me too
*Giygarf instantly dies from that logic*
Garfield: bullets don't work, Jon.
Jon: *I'm about to end My own carreer*
*It doesn't matter the target =)*
@@somecommenter3077 *the bullets still won't work =] JON*
JOKES ON YOU!
I HAVE NEWS PAPER
Jon, death to the newspaper
This is exactly the kind of thing I love randomly finding here on YT. The overworld sprites were topnotch, even how Jon's changed slightly in the Giygas land was a subtle, but perfect touch.
Thank you! Nice that you noticed that. :)
I unfortunately forgot to remove the robot step sound effects but it kind of adds to the mystery of the area. Maybe Jon is simply walking on a rotten, metallic lasagna.
Perfect touch like a Lupy touch
*badamssss*
@@BigSharkZ Lasagna pans sounds like an interesting idea. Though is the robot step linked to the sprite or the area?
@@Wiimeiser It's linked to the area. If I remember correctly it's simply a map flag that can be turned off, similar to the flashing effect in Stonehenge base.
@@BigSharkZ but there's one thing that scared me so bad that made my hair move it's because A Garfield with you know like the music with the DAAAAa DAAAaA that's what scared me so bad please delete this video
John: *literally infront of a pile of blood on his couch* "No problem here!"
looks like he misclicked the couch or the floor. hilarious irony
He think that was tomatoe sauce lol
John: “That Garfield! Once again he spilled tomato sauce on my couch!”
That's just how earthbound is, you have to really be on top of stuff to interact.
L i t e r a l l y
"Bullets don't work Jon"
*Jon pulls out the lost nerf dart*
"Jon can we come to some compromise?"
*loads gun*
"NO JON NOOO"
It's nerf or nothing
@@Xzavier1_ lmao
And it's Mega Nerf Gun
Lol
@@Xzavier1_ *proceeds to nerf garfield where bullets do work*
"Bullets don't work, Jon"
*Jon tried PSI Monday Ω*
It is MONDAY
Giygarfield took mortal damage
jon won
jon earned 666 levels and gained the power of gld
Lol
Is that Omega?
"1 HP of damage!"
**Health reduced to 1 HP**
._.
Oh. Okay.
Right?..
S a n s
I'm pretty sure he has guts which is a stat that makes your hp only go down to 1
SSSSAAAAANNEEEEEESSSSSS! YOU WANA HAVA BAD TOM!
r/technicallythetruth
Watching Garfield teleport away in the bathroom is what really sold me. This crap is *terrifying*.
Thanks, I used some of my own weird dreams as inspiration for the bathroom!
you were afraid of the teleporting cat but not the bathtub fool of blood?
You mean *terrifying*
@@BigSharkZ You dreamed of It? *Or did he find the way to your head?* (tho that's pretty neat to adapt ideas from dreams 👌)
Gorefield: Bullets don't work Jon.
Jon: Now that I think about it, I never told you my surname, right?
Gorefield: What does that have to do-
Jon: It's Wick.
Gorefield: ...oh.
he killed odie lol
*bath filled with blood*
oH lOoK a TrAsH cAn
More like bath filled with ketchup/red paint
I never thought Garfield.. The cat I grew up reading and watching would turn into this.. But to say I'm not happy about this would be wrong. This both amazing and terrifying!
Thank you!
Some things aren't not meant to be found. Like they always say ignorance is a bliss, also clear your youtube watched video history or this kinda shit will haunt your youtube recommended page, trust me
Trust me, I've seen some shit
Zack Oz SCP-001 is that you?!
@@zackoz2202 I do agree that somethings are meant to be found, especially this video, since it is quite a good video.
“That is not dead which can eternal lie,
and with strange Mondays even death may die,
Jon...”
- Nerm Alhazred, The Lasagnomicon.
Haha, amazing.
This reference is very familiar to me
nermal has read the lasagnomicon
Garfield: bullets won’t work jon.
Jon: *pulls out spray bottle*
Garfield:
....
*f u c-*
Donuts and Milk *Y O U W I N*
*9999999999999999 hp token! You won*
Bad Garfield ! Bad !
*SMMMMMASSSHHHHhhh...*
0 hp dealt to Garfield!
*garfield lowers the spray block badge.*
You fool...
I care prepared...
*Garfield took 100 damage!*
Nermal: talks
Jon: perfectly normal
Garfield: talks
Jon: WTF
Perfectly NERMAL!
Hi squid ward
@Pringles Man HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@@yesoulsoofbaloof6686 r/ihadastroke
@@dumbdannia6326 he was laughing to a joke. Please dont reddit that.
I generally don't see these more narrative driven Earthbound hacks that often. It's really cool to see the ways in which you actually pulled this off!
Thank you! I always enjoy writing and creating scenarios rather than just doing something very basic.
@@BigSharkZ That's one of the most respectful things I've ever heard.
*Jon opened the box
*But there was nothing remotely interesting to be found
*Just like your life.*
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
*jon then knew what was in the proceeds of happens
*jon decided to do it before it was to late
*for Jon lived through it once before
*jon shot himself*
Destruction 100
F
A little too close to home.
This somehow manages to perfectly capture the essence of Earthbound, right down to the snarky flavor text.
Extremely well done.
Oh yeah, the only way to get the good ending is to fight Garfield on Monday, fair warning though, he's way stronger and you definitely need better equipment when facing him.
Then, and only then, will you get the Good Ending.
Even if you manage to save Odie, and find more ammo for the shotgun, it'll be a long and hard battle to kill Giygarfield.
To save Odie, you must press B as Odie scampers towards the door to call him back. Then, you can explore with him. You need him, because he's the only one that can revive Jon. Trust me, Jon's gonna have a rough time. Jon revives with 30 HP.
You must go to the Kitchen first. If you go to the Living Room, Garfield will find Jon. Jon will immediately pick up his shotgun from the bathroom, and go shortly after to the Afterlife with Odie. If you save Odie, you only get 5 actions in the house before Garfield finds you and automatically sends you to the Afterlife,so make them count.
I haven't figured out a way to win the fight, but I know that Giygarfield will attempt to show his full power, despite the fact that it's Monday. When he turns into Omegarfield, you need to use an Act, and scroll through the messages to find "It's Monday, Garfield." Only then, Jon will regain confidence, and after Giygarfield expresses disgust briefly, you can begin the actual fight. After that is beyond me.
What I know is that you must look through the Fridge beforehand to get enough food to survive the attacks with just 100 HP.
If Jon's HP dips below 30, the next action Garfield gets will be to rip his tongue out, preventing him from speaking. This is most likely an instant loss, even if you heal or revive Jon, as you will likely need to use your words in some form later on, and you can't regain your tongue in any way other than resetting the game. However, this only applies if you have less than 30 HP when he attacks. You will always go first, so you can use an item to avoid your tongue being lost. In this video, the only food item the player got was a Rotten Pizza. You need more than that to survive.
If Jon ever dies, even if Odie remains, don't let Giygarfield get another turn until Jon is alive again. If you fail to stall him before you can revive Jon, Giygarfield will turn Jon into his ultimate lasagna, resulting in a game over.
Odie seems to not be targeted much by Giygarfield, but when he takes damage, you MUST heal him. There is no way to revive Odie, so if he dies, unless near the very end probably, you need to reset.
I'm still grinding to hopefully get better luck with attacks, I don't know what else to do. Hopefully this helps you, though!
Nah you just need the newspaper
I just tried keeping the newspaper in place of the shotgun. It, surprisingly, deals significantly more damage, and has no limitation to it, whereas the shotgun was limited by its' ammunition. This helped me both with getting more food before the warp happened, and with dealing damage to Giygarfield. With this, I finally reached his "desperation attack", which means all I have to do is get past it and deal the final blow, but it just deals too much damage... It always kills odie instantly, and deals about 130 HP of damage to Jon, bypassing the rolling HP gimmick by taking up the time with a high pitched, high volume shriek. Jon also only has 100 HP, with no discovered ways to get more. I've looked all over for ways to improve Jon's defense, or Jon's max HP, but it's all come to nothing. It's a game, so it's gotta be possible. Giygarfield has to be defeatable, in some shape or form. I'll look into gaining HP or Defense, or maybe a different action directly before Jon's fate is sealed. I'm unsure of what to do.
@@ph03n1xm9 actually wait, you didn't know about the trick that raises jon's HP? You go to the fridge and find all the food items. But if you have max hp while consuming a food, you get +1 hp. There are 30 foods in there, but normally your inventory limit is 10. However, if you find the hidden backpack, which is hidden behind the couch, you can raise the limit to 25, but still not enough. However, if you grab the only other inventory size increasing item, the cardboard box that had nothing in it, you can raise the limit to 40; more than enough to hold your key items, all 30 items in the fridge, and the rotten pizza. However, now that you have no healing, you have to get one secret food item; the lasagna. It heals you by 100 HP. It can be found in the 8th cabinet from the left, and has to be microwaved for 60 seconds. However, you have to get really lucky with attacks. As it turns out, if garfield makes you reach *exactly* 30 health and then you you use a bandage which can be found in the basement, by giving nermal the first aid kit by pressing B while it's the first slot in your inventory while talking to her. It heals exactly 1 hp, and only works if you have exactly 30 health, which only happens 1 in 16 runs, so if you're lucky, the bandage will cause you to not lose your tounge. Once you have 31 hp, you have to eat the lasagna and survive the rest of the phase without getting hit, and do what you said. Now that you have 131 hp now, however, you survive the 130 damage attack. However, that's not garfield last attack, as he comes back again after a few seconds of a black screen. This weird 4th phase looks kinda like the 3rd phaze, except it has a more glitchy background. Let me know what you work out from there.
@@voidsans7592 It's going to take a lot of luck and guesstimating. Giygarfield has no visible HP bar, but by looking through the raw values in an emulator, I've determined he has 6667 HP during Phase 3. The first time he hits 0 HP, he gains 100 HP on his next turn and uses "ALL FOR THE LASAGNA" repeatedly until he loses all of his HP (I think). The second time he bottoms out, I haven't discovered yet, but I've had luck with it, being able to get past the attack, but not being able to reliably deal enough damage in one turn. As I'm typing this, I'm still grinding to make the Newspaper's damage roll a perfect 100. It can roll anywhere from 75 to 100 damage. Also, don't forget that this is a turn-based game, you can't avoid an attack unless you get lucky. So, the best idea I've gotten is to avoid dodging as much as possible, with this method:
Get his HP to 23 or less, but not 0, for an Odie attack to get a guaranteed final blow(Add up all damages throughout the battle, ensure they enter a range from 6644-6666)
Get my HP to 30
ON THE SAME TURN:
Jon uses the Bandage trick on Nermal to make Jon gain 1 HP
Nermal uses the Lasagna on Jon, healing him to 131 HP
Odie deals the "final" blow
Everyone except Jon dies to Giygarfield's attack
Deal a perfect newspaper attack and make it to Phase 4
Who the hell playtested this? I'mma continue grinding on this, though.
See you in some time.
Bullets won't work, jon...
*25 HP of damage to Garfield!*
what is 25 to infinity?
ulkimion 25 to infinity
Newspaper -???atk the strongest weapon
Doesnt matter the target
Garfield you just turned into gygas
*Waits some days...*
Me: Ok, im ready to fight
Garfield: Is impossible to beat me
Me: It's Monday.
Garfield: *9999 HP of damage to Garfield! Garfield Lost the battle*
Perfection.
Actually today is monday...
@@syxxvralrock5759 and what do you think im doing right now?
*Y O U W I N*
@@cheetodeeto6279 *PERFECT*
After watching this video once, I get recommended 26 gorefield videos
*nice*
The lord wants you to watch him.
@@monke3387 *The Lord wants you to repent.*
@@IgroSome same thing happened to me xd
Jon: How could I possibly have lost? I leveled up so much and had every advantage!
Garfield: I cheat, Jon. It's what I do.
Call back odie with b
me : *H4CK0R M00D 4CT1V01T3D*
insta kill Jon
Is there 3 Garfields or one that goes into forms?
Reminder: The Rolled Newspaper is OP.
Garfield's existentially-driven comic strips have been redefined once and for all...
Garfield's existentially-driven video game, but so existentially-driven that nothing can stop it.
*(Nervous Existentialism)*
nothing but... C U C U M B E R S
So impressive, but HOLY CRAP. Why am I watching this in the middle of the night with headphones??
Thanks! And that might not be the best idea, maybe combine it with a VR headset haha.
@@BigSharkZ YES. I'll go put on my Quest. Haha
This is why i don't watch these things at night
@@TayoEXE *L̫͓͝o͚̣̻̯̩̳͍o͓̠̙̞k̮̹͇͍̮̤͍i͚͙͚n͇̰̰̟̻͍͙g͚͚̙ ̦̹̤̲͓ạ̕w͘a̛̫̟͓̝̲̫ͅy ̖͓̮͖̲͚͜w̳̯͔̩ǫ̙̝͎n̸͇̹'t̯̭̩ ̺͍w̼̲͓̯̺̝̖o̖̠r̪̗͚̼ķ̥̞ͅ,̘̱͓̲̗ ͍̮͎̞̘̞̥͢J̟̕o̷̙̤͖͕̯n̡͖̯.̜̼͔̻͈̫.̣͙̩̞.*
2 am gang
Giygarfield: GUNS WONT WORK, JON
Jon: So anyway, I started blasting.
"Your face looks like an earth bound enemy"
-Mario wotfi 2019
Ur profile pic makes me go AEUGH
Garfield: Bullets Won't Work J-
Jon: **Grabs Rolled Up Newspaper**
Also Jon: *WHAT DID YOU SAY?*
ShadowShooter 2.0 all you need is a spray bottle
@@ksoundkaiju9256 jon: *sprays water* no,NO! Bad garfeild bad
My only weakness!!! LITERACY
@@p_eabean spaghetti spaghetti
@@arandomyoutubeuser4873 got the shotgun and a newspaper
"This isn´t even my final form, i can go even beyond!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
*Garfield turns into a 10th dimensional Lasaga*
@Miron Samoilov 😶😯
Jon summoned his Persona guys, it's fine
Giygarfield heeded his call
Garfield: bullets don't work on me Jon
Jon: **has Doom Slayer on speed dial**
Garfield: *OH shi-*
Door appears, doom Slayer bursts throughs an invisible wall next to it.
That’s...
Actually terrifying.
Giygas scared me as a child.
My childhood icon as giygas?
**proceeds to cry in the corner**
Ten outta **sob** ten!!!
I too played EarthBound as a kid and I still remember how much Giygas had scared me back then since it was so unexpected. But it was part of why I grew up to enjoy the horror genre, especially in video games. Thanks!
Me too but you change the enjoy to a hate of the horror genre. I hate getting scared now. (But boi this was an exception)
Tears won’t work MacroManiaPlays
@@BigSharkZ What did Jon do to deserve that death
666th like
There should be a full campaign of this. I'd love to see people actually play it.
That'd be great, but a lot of work goes into making these videos, and I like to keep them varied. So unfortunately for now there is no plan to continue it.
Gorefield: bullets don’t work Jon.
Jon: (pulls out belt, chankla, chopsticks, wooden spoon, and newspaper).
Gorefield: JON LETS BE REASONABLE HERE PLEASE, JON PLEASE.
I forgot this comment existed and I came back to watch the video and I’m surprised
*Jolteo used PSI Nuts ß!*
*Gorefield somehow stunned!*
Jolteo : you mama'd your last'a mia
*Jolteo brings a legendary diamond belt to a battle!*
Gorefield : fuck my life
*Jolteo uses Rushdown with a legendary diamnond belt!*
*999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage to gorefield!*
Jon : "bullets wont work" but whips-
Jolteo : belts
Jon : but belts will work!
@@Therevengeforget pulls out the sword of a thousand leathers and *epicly ends Garfield*
@@iLikePistachios Gorefield: i will be back
*Gorefield runs away*
@@Therevengeforget le epicly flips middle finger and tries to run towards the exit and escape
(A few mins at da house)jon:...no wonder its still monday
*checks calander*oh wai-
Gorefield: IS IT STILL MONDAY!?!?!?!?!
Jon:(Jon used the calander) still monday bitch
Its one of those times where the little things like the droning music, the simple but creepy sound effects, and the sprites of the characters. It all comes together for a true horror game.
3:16: “No problem here”
2 seconds later: (A lot of blood splattered all over the couch.)
Missed opportunity to make the weird intestine things in Giygas' lair into spaghetti noodles with sauce
That would've been so creative
TheFirstArcent / Pnfrl Enm I like the idea, but it probably would've ruined the mood
@@dinosaurcj its a supreme being with an obsession with italian pasta, it fits.
No, it's lezbogna
333th like!
*bath filled with blood *
Jon: hey look a trash can
Garfield: you cant kill me
Jon: i know, but he can
Monday:
This is creepier than most actual creepy pastas. Incredible work.
Makes me wonder though. What is this “truth” Garfield discovered?
How is he making any of this possible?
*Are we getting a prequel?*
Something led the curious cat to what made him gain the ultimate knowledge and transcend the afterlife; he became greater than it. That's unfortunately as much as I know.
Thank you!
That’s fortunate it’s all you know, given the consequences of such a realization
He ate the perfect lasagna and gain ultimate knowledge of all timelines I hope
@@poptobi1375 oh yes the only truthful explanation. Thank you for this knowledge
@BigSharkZ Curiosity killed the human
I must say, this is really impressive. I really liked the atmosphere of it. It's so well done. Keep up the good work.
Thank you very much. :)
Jon:
HP: 100
PP: 0
*feelsbadman*
So that’s why Liz doesn’t love him
@@mastergaming4505 year old comment moment
@@sweetricecakeman8582 lol
He got no PP
@@0djunder0 he's a woman
Everybody: “Bullet’s don’t work Jon.”
The actual message: “Bullet’s won’t work Jon”
Bullets won't work, Jo-
Jon: *shoots himself*
I told you Jon, bullets won’t work.
@@tanb1337 *No MAtTER WhO THe TArGet IS*
@@tanb1337 that part scared the crap out of me and I didn't even feel fear throughout the video XD
Nematodes scare me.
garfield : Did you just... shooted yourself ?
Bullets wont work, jo-
Jon: *unbuckles belt
*Im about to give you what mama did to me*
The only time animal abuse is justified
Mmmmm yes peta is mad
Oh
@@RandomPerson-fw2vv yes
[The belt has turned jon into his final form! JiyJon's stats have rose to ??? ??? ???!]
"jon lost the battle"
Me: Oh did he? He seems fine to me!
Friend: Hey, You like Garfield?
Me: Oh, I love Garfield, show me some Garfield!
Friend: *GiYaGaRfIeLd*
Me: Oh... I don`t like Garfield all that much.
You could also use the "Garfield at Home" Scenario.
Man, I'm glad I found all this gorefield stuff in the morning
Glad you enjoy it all!
You're lucky I'm watching this sh#t at 1:10 am
-No problem here.
Absolutely no problem here, just blood splattered all over the room.
@@BigSharkZ That always happens in all Mondays
I like how over a million people have watched this but most probably don't know what Earthbound is
I read the text in Frank Welker's voice and it significantly improved this video.
In due time, you will know the tragic extent of Garf's failings.
Hey look its fly from lisa
this is perfect. Turn this into an acccual game for me please.
Aha Türk buldum
Acccual?
@@aprofessionaltrash aha türk bulduk
Actual**
Tarkan Ertugrul it is a game, basically an earthbound hack
* You confront Omegarfiled *
* your best nightmare intensifies *
garfield: b
jon: *kills himself*
garfield: bullets won't work yet jon
Garfield phase 1: ok that's kind of creepy
Phase 2: tf is that?
Phase 3: WTF AM I ON DRUGS?
Maybe, I dunno.
Sprite Garfield: 👌
Phase 1 Garfield:That's creepypasta
Phase 2 Garfield:Omega Flowey reference
Phase 3 Garfield:I have nightmares
Creepy Garfield Sprite:Not as creepy
phase3: Garfield Gygas edition
Google the name Giygas and see the images and understand the nightmare fuel of ungraspable true form of giygarfelds attack
Me:
Phase 1: This is the ugliest thing alive.
Phase 2: OH GOD, TAKE ME BACK TO PHASE 1!
phase 3: This is fine.
*throws out every Garfield book I have*
Criticisms of this:
I really like how this imitates the Earthbound style.
Some parts feel way too over-the-top, like a literal bath full of blood.
Bullets not working for anyone is legitimately amazing.
What is this "truth" Garfield speaks of? We never learn it.
Some parts of this video are genuinely, utterly, 100% nightmare fuel.
Other parts of this video try so hard to be scary (like the Omegarfield sprite) that they completely fall flat.
Jon shooting himself is brilliant, and it leads to a brilliant conclusion.
Overall, I'm giving this video a low 8/10. It's pretty dang heckin' great, but not amazingly incredibly horrifyingly awesome.
Jon: *gets gun*
Me: *laughs in bullets don’t work Jon*
Buglars: *gets guns*
That weird fucking white cat in my garden : *laugh in soviet imsorrybuglarench*
Jon: This is a water gun.
*_”PP”_*
14 yo middle school boys: *WHEEzE*
Duh
Psychic points!
The joke would be good tho if you added *_PP:69_*
PP Up
manchildren: x333333333333333333333333333333333
As a 14 year old middle school I am very offended
This is great, i love the Ikana Canyon remix you used during the afterlife part!
This was actually really well-made. Thank you so much! Thank you to Lumpy as well!
Congratulations, you know earned the title of having the most underrated video on youtube, cuz this shit is so good we need a game of it.
Thank you very much!
This is truly the most horrifying creation of man
John Martin I still think Giygas is more horrifying than this.
This is beautiful! Someone, somewhere needs to create a full game
This is horrifying! I LOVE IT!
i also hate mondays
Garfield:It's only you, The kid and me. Complete silence,and absolute darkness
Ness:And The Devil Watching us
Paula:Well.........Shet
Pato Waluigi, is that a reference?! 'Cause, holy crap, I get it.
@@Turnibean this is part of an old video called
"NIN10doh-tothe64thpower"
ua-cam.com/video/A4CKu0BuXp4/v-deo.html
@@Turnibean Yes captain
Why you're pato not a duck?
I'm wowed by how Sick this animation is
Brilliant video! I hate horror but there's something so addicting to Gorefield. Absolutely dig that music arrangement, took me forever to place it but hoho I'm onto you and I love it.
I hear Majora's Mask's Ikana Valley music in this
Leonardo Rodrigues Damn you're right
Aggre
Damnit. SNES Earthbound soundfont sounds more disturbing than original version. 😱
I hear metroid fusion's environmental sound- intrigue. Pretty much 1:1
Edit: Oh, the phase 1 battle music sounds like the dungeon areas in Majora's Mask. That's what you meant
Hello everyone! Hopefully my comment doesn't get buried, but it is getting a little difficult to answer every single one of you. However I want to say again, thank you very much for all your comments and support! It really brings me joy as an artist and helps me keep going to create more content.
I added a little FAQ in my pinned comment as well as the description regarding some of the commonly-asked questions I've seen. Hope that clears a few things!
Pin it, goddamnit
Edit the original comment
This comment got a little buried. Not too much
Who are you again?
Seriously, the atmosphere is spot on. It’s very disturbing. The sprite work is fantastic, and the dialogue is well written. This is awesome! It’s like a real life Creepypasta. I would put this on a physical cart and tell someone it’s a real Garfield game.
Garfield: *eats scooby*
Shaggy: bullets may not work. *but i don't need bullets*
I was legit more unnerved by this than the original Giygas fight 😂
*Hyper realistic blood poured from Liz's eyes.*
God, this has got to be a full game some day.
this is incredibly well done
Yet again, another impressive Earthbound Rom! Nice Job
Thanks a lot!
This is AMAZING! The overworked sprites were really good, the dialogue was so creepy and well written! The "bullets won't work, Jon" was really creepy! Definitely earned a subscriber!
That little vibration sound at the start of the video tickled my ears with headphones.
Man this was awesome, I love earthbound
Garfield: "Bullets won't work john"
John: "Bullets, I think you're mistaken" *points weapon towards himself
BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY
jon:goes in bathroom with a bloody bath tub
also jon:looks in trash can first
Damn this is actually really good, I would play a full game of this
I guess the music for this was never released. I still love to re-watch this masterpiece, regardless.
I somehow skipped EXACTLY to the point where garfield says "bullets won't work, jon."
We all have those moments
Skiping wont work, FancyBobert
@@relievedkocour2539 holy
Would you consider this a creepy "PASTA"?
TrashyChild _ lol good joke yas
what about a creepylasagna
@@johanjohan5881 Idiot. Its *lasaga.
No.
Just... no.
*intense wheezing*
Garfield: bullets don't work Jon
Jon: it's Monday
Garfield: *dies*
Glad to see some Earthbound content in 2019
Just pray.
If the gods don't help you then you're damned.
Maybe Jon did pray and something good will happen for a potential part 2..
or... you just don't have cucumbers.
Person “Jon’s call was absorbed by the darkness.”
garfield:there's no need for praying jon
jon: *confused*
gaarfield: *turn* *to* *last* *form* yOUr GoD Is alREady DeAd
>looks at blood covered couch
•No problem here.
The audio greatly enhances the spookiness of the video
If Garfield wasn’t the focus here, this would be legitimately terrifying. Amazing work.
You somehow mixed two different parts of my childhood and made them even more horrifying than anything I can imagine right now