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"fat guys that wears a gold chain and has three semi-attractive Romanian women hand feeding him so that he can mentain his thickness" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is just to much. I almost died 🤣🤣🤣
@@X810qq it just makes it weird, pelican talks about some romanians that are like "street killers" and "cold nggas" that wear the latest gucci clothes. I laughed at the joke but when you hear it first time, you're surprised you know
Ohhh baby a triple-cheese triple meat burger, two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Man you are a delight!. I've been binge watching your videos for the last fews days and you get me in tears laughing almust every single video, you absolute legend. Love the borderline psycotic sarcasm, it give your unique style. Do not change a bit, play what you feel like cause anyway you make any game look better and yours choices are pretty dam good. Going to have a large glass of water now! Thanx for your contents.
7:44 look at cesar in the background, believe it or not this is how custscenes actually works in video games ,basically what is behind the camera does not get animated and may return to a T pose formation or stop, additionally if the cutscene is supposed to have lighting, the whole area isnt going to have dynamic lighting only the parts that the camera show have lighting and textures, essentially this says that whle the camera changes in a cutscene behind the camera and everything you cant see is pretty much non animated unless the camera switches back... i have no clue why ijust explained that i just thought it was kind of cool '_'
@@appratows6795 My gues is that the remastered versions forgot to account for the screen ratio and now we see something that we're not supposed to see, i played it on PC when i was a kid but hardly remember anything, its really sad to see that with each iteration of the game it got worse and worse... and worse
As a wise man once told me peli..."you can't get thicc if you keep getting sick." Hold in your projectile vomit you bird. Keep them calories in your belly and off the floor. Words to live by. Btws you're a bloody hero
I also tried getting fat on purpose in San Andreas once. Learned about the limit on how much food he can eat, etc. I also believe I had gotten him all the way jacked up muscle wise beforehand too. I think I remember you have to lose the muscle first before fat starts to develop.
The cardio training for the women in missions was the first thing that made me laugh and love GTA so much. My first time was literally when I was 6 year old on our first computer in one of the very first missions in GTA Vice city where Tommy changes into that blue suit and steals that bike to pick up the girl on the docks. So many laughs then, the times when you drоwn immediately in water...
Follow Dr. Nick: “Now, there are many options available for dangerously underweight individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow, steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology.” You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups. Such as the Whipped group, the congealed group and the chocotastic. And remember, if you’re not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain.
Well thats exactly how all the CJ’s look in my neighborhood like they had too much of that fried chicken from the chicken place around the corner with the special going on everyday.
Imma be serious now You have given me such great laughs and given me joy over the past year of watching your videos and I hope that you keep going for as long as possible and you really do deserve that quarter million subscribers so congratulations Also moist
Have a great day you legends.
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How are you bloody malaka
U 2 papa peli
👌
Modest Pelican I burped I forgot to drink my water I'm going to go drink it right now stay hydrated
Hitman 2
*eats until he throws up* “why can’t I gain any weight??”
There was dude at my school wondering the same thing back in the day
If the next video isn’t titled “Anorexia in a nutshell.”
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Ren4issance - anorexia is when you eat as little as possible
Bulimia is when you binge eat then take poop pills or throw up purposely
@@dynasticpig3759 no anorexia is you dont eat bulimia is you eat so much but belive you are too skinny so u eat more
You had me at: "Being Santa when needed for family events." :')
Only the last minute of the video fam
What is the sound of beers mate?
"fat guys that wears a gold chain and has three semi-attractive Romanian women hand feeding him so that he can mentain his thickness" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is just to much. I almost died 🤣🤣🤣
0:57 The fact that I am Romanian makes me feel weird while hearing this.
I'm glad that he recognised the Bomabrdieri
Just a joke, there are no benefits of being sensitive online, why don’t just enjoy the joke
@@X810qq it just makes it weird, pelican talks about some romanians that are like "street killers" and "cold nggas" that wear the latest gucci clothes. I laughed at the joke but when you hear it first time, you're surprised you know
exact
Să știi :)
As far as Christian music channels go this is the top 5.
This guy lol
😂😂
Top 3, even
Surely its in the top 1?
Ohhh baby a triple-cheese triple meat burger, two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
ok
Clock: 3am
Me: Alright I’ll go to sle-
UA-cam’s algorithm: *what happens if CJ eats to much fried chicken???*
Exactly!!!
Exactly!!!
Lol
yep.
Lol
This series is very good, a mix between humor and nostalgia
I would like some more hitman and the sons of virgins
😂😂i still can get over that name SONS OF VIRGINS😂😂👌
HITMAN!
Me too
Yes exactly I love it
I second this notion
Can’t wait for gta VI to use rdr2s weight mechanics, the idea of a 500lb bank robber is so funny to me
haha
Man you are a delight!. I've been binge watching your videos for the last fews days and you get me in tears laughing almust every single video, you absolute legend. Love the borderline psycotic sarcasm, it give your unique style. Do not change a bit, play what you feel like cause anyway you make any game look better and yours choices are pretty dam good. Going to have a large glass of water now! Thanx for your contents.
Nobody:
CJ: I'll have two number 9's, one number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip..
A number 7 two number 45's one with cheese and large soda
can i get uhhhhh, borger?
Wasnt CJ Tho
cun i hav a happy meal?
@@VolatileHunter2 hes talkin bout cj in this video boi
Good god, I've never enjoyed commentary on games as much as your videos. Keep up the good work, this series is the shit.
Since RDR2 has added businesses and bounty hunting it would be fun to see _”how i became the most feared gunslinger in the west”_
haha dude! I did upload a video on the bounty hunting (though the audio is weird as I recorded in a hotel room). Hope you're well
If you let CJ get fat, when you fight people he would say "Imma eat you!"
Haha hell yea
All that food does make you thirsty. I hope you're keeping him hydrated.
Lunch money 🤣
@Therealdeal3000 huh?
When are we getting Modest Pelican Bathwater I need to gain the ultimate hydration
This is brilliant. Your banter is STRONG
Sweet calls CJ about the gym,
(Fat cheat active)
CJ: What's up
Sweet: Your fat to muscle ratio that's what's up. 😂😂😂😂
lol
Gamer girl? IS that even real
“The wank bank.”
Great video! I really loved both Watch Dogs Videos so far (watched them both ~8 times), so that's what I'd like to see the most
Thank you bro & for the feedback it helps me out :)
I love your proflie
But Catalina decides there’s no better way to test a relationship compatibility then by engaging in some light hearted aggravated armed robbery
5:58 the way you say it 😂 I love it hahaha 🤣
7:44 look at cesar in the background, believe it or not this is how custscenes actually works in video games ,basically what is behind the camera does not get animated and may return to a T pose formation or stop, additionally if the cutscene is supposed to have lighting, the whole area isnt going to have dynamic lighting only the parts that the camera show have lighting and textures, essentially this says that whle the camera changes in a cutscene behind the camera and everything you cant see is pretty much non animated unless the camera switches back... i have no clue why ijust explained that i just thought it was kind of cool '_'
Thanks for the explanation anyway.
I didn't know this! thanks for sharing
This is not on the original and pc versions. Its just the "remastered version" for mobile, ps4 etc. Watch vadim m's vid for more info
@@appratows6795 My gues is that the remastered versions forgot to account for the screen ratio and now we see something that we're not supposed to see, i played it on PC when i was a kid but hardly remember anything, its really sad to see that with each iteration of the game it got worse and worse... and worse
@@ernestochang1744 sad but true
Top ten questions science can’t answer.
I think everyone had a Buff CJ to be honest 😅
0:58 that is called a "manelist".
I'm Romanian, i know better :D
i am Romanian to!
@@ztanica8057 Ah, what a coincidenta.
Bulibasa
cocalariiiiii
Florin Salam
As a wise man once told me peli..."you can't get thicc if you keep getting sick." Hold in your projectile vomit you bird. Keep them calories in your belly and off the floor. Words to live by.
Btws you're a bloody hero
2:23
Cj: beats woman and pulls her out of the car
Modest pelican: now she has a good story to tell to the kids 😁👍
"I arrive...."
*flies across the screen on a bike*
Dynamic entry or no entry....
I feel like I’m watching a documentary and I love it
Hitman is your best series please keep doing them papa pelican
I also tried getting fat on purpose in San Andreas once. Learned about the limit on how much food he can eat, etc. I also believe I had gotten him all the way jacked up muscle wise beforehand too.
I think I remember you have to lose the muscle first before fat starts to develop.
Love to see you play more hitmen and GTA whatever one is fine ha your videos are funny
I drowned my gold fish until he subbed to you he’s well *hydrated*
Hitman or Sons of virgins in my opinion. But hey, your choice. Stay classy and (insert drinking water joke Here).
The cardio training for the women in missions was the first thing that made me laugh and love GTA so much. My first time was literally when I was 6 year old on our first computer in one of the very first missions in GTA Vice city where Tommy changes into that blue suit and steals that bike to pick up the girl on the docks. So many laughs then, the times when you drоwn immediately in water...
I usually skip to the end for these videos...
But its your commentary that made me watch the entire thing!
well done sir...
suns of virgins. its the best vids i have ever seen, so keep it up Pelino!!!
I waterboarded my dad till he subbed to you...
He was well *hydrated* ;)
Lol
Stolen
xD
this is a great tactic to get subs cheers mate!
Not water boarding...more like tactical hydration
Watched this video
- I've never been so hydrated
you legend mate!
@@ModestPelican Thank You Hydration Lord
4:20 isn’t that hippie the same guy you beat down on for disrespecting your socks and sandals?
Did you know The Truth is on GTA V as a Stranger/Freak?
Everyone has symmetrical mirror faces. Once you see it you realise why faces look so uncanny when everything else looks pretty nice in this game
omg this humour is too good!😂😂😂
more sons of virgins its the best series on youtube
Follow Dr. Nick: “Now, there are many options available for dangerously underweight individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow, steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology.”
You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups. Such as the Whipped group, the congealed group and the chocotastic. And remember, if you’re not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain.
amazing you memorized it you are amazing
Personally I would love to see some more Pelican-themed RDR2 content as there's so much room for activities! ;]
I love all of your video types as long as you upload and stay hydrated
Papa peli, your videos honestly make my day!
SONS OF VIRGINS
Sorry caps lock was on and I’m too lazy to fix it so I’ll just write this instead
Hi shanos
Shrek cross Thanos
Captain Doom I don’t even know who you are
@@sonar4536 ok
But you just write that sentence
@@sonar4536sometimes, a lazy man works twice as hard to avoid work.
I love losing my insanity to his narration
every time I hear you say "boys boys boys" I die hahahah
'I am finally a fat proud African American man' says the white guy hahahaha- loved this line
Your voice relaxes me so much I fell asleep, when I woke up I could watch it again :D
I think my relationship problems stem from playing GTA sa with catileena
maybe mine too mate, she's single handled ruining relationships 10 years later.
Modest pelican bath water
Crisp Checker i would cop that
“I’m forced to have a tactical chunker”😂
Happy 800k subs 🎊🎉🥳
I enjoy your sons of virgins series quite a lot. Keeps me hydrated
Well thats exactly how all the CJ’s look in my neighborhood like they had too much of that fried chicken from the chicken place around the corner with the special going on everyday.
"Pelican wannabe" 😂😂😂
"Modest Pelican plays GTA San Andreas as Tyrone Magnus"
Imma be serious now
You have given me such great laughs and given me joy over the past year of watching your videos and I hope that you keep going for as long as possible and you really do deserve that quarter million subscribers so congratulations
Also moist
Modest Pelic: Posts a video
Me: watches video
Also me: JeRkS oFf
Haters: Modest PeliCAN'T play older(better) gta
Modest Pelican: Hold my nine glasses of water
I'm pretty sure trhowing up kills all weight progression.
Believe me, it's a proven fact! Done it myself, that's why I can be hung from a washing line now without breaking it lol
Love sons of virgins keep up the good work and stay hydrated
This channel is pure gold
You’re a legend mate
Thicc CJ quotes are the most hydrated and the best
More sons of virgins PLS, loving DAT content.
I no speak English
Moar GTA or Watch Dogs. Hitman is fine as well
ok mate cheers!
Modest Pelican Gaming thanks
@@ModestPelican Thanks
More Hitman and Watch Dogs please daddy. Also Ghost Recon Breakpoint once it comes out
More videos on everything! It doesn't matter, all of your videos are the best!
"this is either a scientific phenomenon or I'm missing something" lol so many gems
Omg please more sons of virgins, or maybe a souls game
cheers mate more virgins coming soon!
Wow, that sounds like soneone tried to order a prostitute but they had run out
Definitely would like to see call of duty beta.
Maybe you could do a collab with act man?
Sons of virgins is by far the best show on UA-cam...more of that please
Keep making videos like this !
“With some cash I go to the gun store for the essentials.”
“A micro uzi with heaps of ammo some remote explosives because why the f*ck not?”
Lmao talkin about gipsies 0:57
I'm Romanian
Romanians aren't gipsies but are getting corrputed unfortunately by them
Greets from Romania😂👌🏽
*tramps
I'm romanian too, and I stand by this comment.
*DEŞTEAPTĂ-TE ROMÂNE!*
More Watch Dogs, Sons of Virgins, and Hitman.
Idk why but I love when modest pelican says "boys, boys, boys"
More sons of virgins is my particular preference, but I'll watch anything you put out. Can't get enough of that dry Australian humor.
I would like to see more sons of virgins and watch dogs 2
Do more watch dogs 2 and please post more rainbow 6 content
Peli do more sons of virgins videos there my favourite
Great vid man
The only thing i can think about now while he’s talking are those hand gestures he makes 😂
Well I am Romanian and I can agree with you.
Watch Dogs and Red Dead pls
Sons of virgins and watch dogs please and some hit man
I can’t believe this video was based entirely around a fast food joint and not one single big smokes order joke was made.
That's kinda neat that Claude shows up in this game, like i didn't even know that claude will show up
Why romanian grils? Not offended or enefying but why tho
Exact la asta m.am gandit si eu
Adev
“So i’m just gonna call it sh*tty town #1”
LMAOO
"A fat proud African American man"..... you're invited to the BBQ 😂😂
no
This video is genius 😂😂
I love these videos 🤣
“I put explosives on my car”
*come out ye Black and Tans starts playing*
love this mate