What happens when CJ eats too much "Fried Chicken"..?

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  • @ModestPelican
    @ModestPelican  5 років тому +521

    Have a great day you legends.
    Twitch: www.twitch.tv/modest_pelican_gaming
    Twitter: twitter.com/ModestPelican
    Instagram: instagram.com/modestpelicangaming/

    • @zujkis2980
      @zujkis2980 5 років тому +1

      How are you bloody malaka

    • @shabangGuac
      @shabangGuac 5 років тому

      U 2 papa peli

    • @Harleythecat
      @Harleythecat 5 років тому +2

      👌

    • @rednight1122
      @rednight1122 5 років тому

      Modest Pelican I burped I forgot to drink my water I'm going to go drink it right now stay hydrated

    • @rednight1122
      @rednight1122 5 років тому

      Hitman 2

  • @Heavyg254
    @Heavyg254 5 років тому +1512

    *eats until he throws up* “why can’t I gain any weight??”

    • @pappagamingpoo9766
      @pappagamingpoo9766 5 років тому +65

      There was dude at my school wondering the same thing back in the day

    • @ren4issance-754
      @ren4issance-754 4 роки тому +35

      If the next video isn’t titled “Anorexia in a nutshell.”

    • @Oneflybabe
      @Oneflybabe 4 роки тому +5

      e

    • @dynasticpig3759
      @dynasticpig3759 4 роки тому +21

      Ren4issance - anorexia is when you eat as little as possible
      Bulimia is when you binge eat then take poop pills or throw up purposely

    • @thechanglongwang
      @thechanglongwang 4 роки тому +2

      @@dynasticpig3759 no anorexia is you dont eat bulimia is you eat so much but belive you are too skinny so u eat more

  • @soundofbeers
    @soundofbeers 5 років тому +516

    You had me at: "Being Santa when needed for family events." :')

  • @kaiserspike3461
    @kaiserspike3461 4 роки тому +129

    "fat guys that wears a gold chain and has three semi-attractive Romanian women hand feeding him so that he can mentain his thickness" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is just to much. I almost died 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rugami9060
    @rugami9060 4 роки тому +124

    0:57 The fact that I am Romanian makes me feel weird while hearing this.

    • @TheAndreiuTx
      @TheAndreiuTx 3 роки тому +11

      I'm glad that he recognised the Bomabrdieri

    • @X810qq
      @X810qq 3 роки тому +2

      Just a joke, there are no benefits of being sensitive online, why don’t just enjoy the joke

    • @JackBV2
      @JackBV2 3 роки тому +2

      @@X810qq it just makes it weird, pelican talks about some romanians that are like "street killers" and "cold nggas" that wear the latest gucci clothes. I laughed at the joke but when you hear it first time, you're surprised you know

    • @relox7411
      @relox7411 3 роки тому

      exact

    • @opiumtypeshit
      @opiumtypeshit 3 роки тому +1

      Să știi :)

  • @ptasiek83
    @ptasiek83 5 років тому +452

    As far as Christian music channels go this is the top 5.

  • @dampdude1811
    @dampdude1811 5 років тому +156

    Ohhh baby a triple-cheese triple meat burger, two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

  • @julianvsgames4802
    @julianvsgames4802 4 роки тому +342

    Clock: 3am
    Me: Alright I’ll go to sle-
    UA-cam’s algorithm: *what happens if CJ eats to much fried chicken???*

  • @alexbaigus
    @alexbaigus 5 років тому +52

    This series is very good, a mix between humor and nostalgia

  • @donutviking5288
    @donutviking5288 5 років тому +684

    I would like some more hitman and the sons of virgins

  • @Renton-wr2lz
    @Renton-wr2lz 5 років тому +37

    Can’t wait for gta VI to use rdr2s weight mechanics, the idea of a 500lb bank robber is so funny to me

  • @guillaumehenry9671
    @guillaumehenry9671 5 років тому +40

    Man you are a delight!. I've been binge watching your videos for the last fews days and you get me in tears laughing almust every single video, you absolute legend. Love the borderline psycotic sarcasm, it give your unique style. Do not change a bit, play what you feel like cause anyway you make any game look better and yours choices are pretty dam good. Going to have a large glass of water now! Thanx for your contents.

  • @ldaws-3912
    @ldaws-3912 5 років тому +65

    Nobody:
    CJ: I'll have two number 9's, one number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip..

    • @Tukoendog
      @Tukoendog 4 роки тому +5

      A number 7 two number 45's one with cheese and large soda

    • @jeek3452
      @jeek3452 4 роки тому

      can i get uhhhhh, borger?

    • @VolatileHunter2
      @VolatileHunter2 4 роки тому +1

      Wasnt CJ Tho

    • @blackwall8203
      @blackwall8203 4 роки тому +1

      cun i hav a happy meal?

    • @hamz5791
      @hamz5791 4 роки тому

      @@VolatileHunter2 hes talkin bout cj in this video boi

  • @triscuitbiscuit7173
    @triscuitbiscuit7173 5 років тому +6

    Good god, I've never enjoyed commentary on games as much as your videos. Keep up the good work, this series is the shit.

  • @oufdar4190
    @oufdar4190 5 років тому +21

    Since RDR2 has added businesses and bounty hunting it would be fun to see _”how i became the most feared gunslinger in the west”_

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +7

      haha dude! I did upload a video on the bounty hunting (though the audio is weird as I recorded in a hotel room). Hope you're well

  • @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz
    @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz 5 років тому +53

    If you let CJ get fat, when you fight people he would say "Imma eat you!"

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +23

      Haha hell yea

    • @cdcdrr
      @cdcdrr 5 років тому +4

      All that food does make you thirsty. I hope you're keeping him hydrated.

    • @saltyaddicts5791
      @saltyaddicts5791 5 років тому +2

      Lunch money 🤣

    • @saltyaddicts5791
      @saltyaddicts5791 5 років тому +2

      @Therealdeal3000 huh?

  • @zacharypeace5770
    @zacharypeace5770 5 років тому +106

    When are we getting Modest Pelican Bathwater I need to gain the ultimate hydration

  • @ticky7817
    @ticky7817 4 роки тому +5

    This is brilliant. Your banter is STRONG

  • @eliiemae6842
    @eliiemae6842 5 років тому +104

    Sweet calls CJ about the gym,
    (Fat cheat active)
    CJ: What's up
    Sweet: Your fat to muscle ratio that's what's up. 😂😂😂😂

  • @Jackfrommt
    @Jackfrommt 5 років тому +75

    “The wank bank.”

  • @johannesh7234
    @johannesh7234 5 років тому +28

    Great video! I really loved both Watch Dogs Videos so far (watched them both ~8 times), so that's what I'd like to see the most

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +6

      Thank you bro & for the feedback it helps me out :)

    • @Tyler-rk4ib
      @Tyler-rk4ib 5 років тому

      I love your proflie

  • @blackobs2535
    @blackobs2535 5 років тому +18

    But Catalina decides there’s no better way to test a relationship compatibility then by engaging in some light hearted aggravated armed robbery

  • @alejandroortega4830
    @alejandroortega4830 4 роки тому +1

    5:58 the way you say it 😂 I love it hahaha 🤣

  • @ernestochang1744
    @ernestochang1744 4 роки тому +49

    7:44 look at cesar in the background, believe it or not this is how custscenes actually works in video games ,basically what is behind the camera does not get animated and may return to a T pose formation or stop, additionally if the cutscene is supposed to have lighting, the whole area isnt going to have dynamic lighting only the parts that the camera show have lighting and textures, essentially this says that whle the camera changes in a cutscene behind the camera and everything you cant see is pretty much non animated unless the camera switches back... i have no clue why ijust explained that i just thought it was kind of cool '_'

    • @iamsummerkid5164
      @iamsummerkid5164 4 роки тому +3

      Thanks for the explanation anyway.

    • @lapislazuli2958
      @lapislazuli2958 3 роки тому

      I didn't know this! thanks for sharing

    • @appratows6795
      @appratows6795 2 роки тому

      This is not on the original and pc versions. Its just the "remastered version" for mobile, ps4 etc. Watch vadim m's vid for more info

    • @ernestochang1744
      @ernestochang1744 2 роки тому

      @@appratows6795 My gues is that the remastered versions forgot to account for the screen ratio and now we see something that we're not supposed to see, i played it on PC when i was a kid but hardly remember anything, its really sad to see that with each iteration of the game it got worse and worse... and worse

    • @appratows6795
      @appratows6795 2 роки тому

      @@ernestochang1744 sad but true

  • @laurenjohnsen
    @laurenjohnsen 5 років тому +11

    Top ten questions science can’t answer.

  • @100LSG
    @100LSG 3 роки тому +28

    I think everyone had a Buff CJ to be honest 😅

  • @luigi6659
    @luigi6659 5 років тому +103

    0:58 that is called a "manelist".
    I'm Romanian, i know better :D

  • @ticky7817
    @ticky7817 Рік тому +1

    As a wise man once told me peli..."you can't get thicc if you keep getting sick." Hold in your projectile vomit you bird. Keep them calories in your belly and off the floor. Words to live by.
    Btws you're a bloody hero

  • @movieshake4945
    @movieshake4945 5 років тому +4

    2:23
    Cj: beats woman and pulls her out of the car
    Modest pelican: now she has a good story to tell to the kids 😁👍

  • @AllyMarie_123
    @AllyMarie_123 5 років тому +36

    "I arrive...."
    *flies across the screen on a bike*

    • @vadaski5038
      @vadaski5038 5 років тому +3

      Dynamic entry or no entry....

  • @jesse_1278
    @jesse_1278 5 років тому +33

    I feel like I’m watching a documentary and I love it

  • @tomblythe3206
    @tomblythe3206 5 років тому +1

    Hitman is your best series please keep doing them papa pelican

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR 3 роки тому +2

    I also tried getting fat on purpose in San Andreas once. Learned about the limit on how much food he can eat, etc. I also believe I had gotten him all the way jacked up muscle wise beforehand too.
    I think I remember you have to lose the muscle first before fat starts to develop.

  • @nsmit599
    @nsmit599 5 років тому +11

    Love to see you play more hitmen and GTA whatever one is fine ha your videos are funny

  • @user-wi7jt6ym2q
    @user-wi7jt6ym2q 5 років тому +29

    I drowned my gold fish until he subbed to you he’s well *hydrated*

  • @dontshootmex5588
    @dontshootmex5588 5 років тому +84

    Hitman or Sons of virgins in my opinion. But hey, your choice. Stay classy and (insert drinking water joke Here).

  • @alexincolors7516
    @alexincolors7516 2 роки тому

    The cardio training for the women in missions was the first thing that made me laugh and love GTA so much. My first time was literally when I was 6 year old on our first computer in one of the very first missions in GTA Vice city where Tommy changes into that blue suit and steals that bike to pick up the girl on the docks. So many laughs then, the times when you drоwn immediately in water...

  • @spidermansdong
    @spidermansdong 4 роки тому

    I usually skip to the end for these videos...
    But its your commentary that made me watch the entire thing!
    well done sir...

  • @meyer_904
    @meyer_904 5 років тому +7

    suns of virgins. its the best vids i have ever seen, so keep it up Pelino!!!

  • @sussyratplayermuchamong3659
    @sussyratplayermuchamong3659 5 років тому +567

    I waterboarded my dad till he subbed to you...
    He was well *hydrated* ;)

  • @EliteArsenal
    @EliteArsenal 5 років тому +4

    Watched this video
    - I've never been so hydrated

  • @ren4issance-754
    @ren4issance-754 4 роки тому +8

    4:20 isn’t that hippie the same guy you beat down on for disrespecting your socks and sandals?

    • @Grey_World1
      @Grey_World1 4 роки тому +1

      Did you know The Truth is on GTA V as a Stranger/Freak?

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey 3 роки тому +2

    Everyone has symmetrical mirror faces. Once you see it you realise why faces look so uncanny when everything else looks pretty nice in this game

  • @tommyvercetti7854
    @tommyvercetti7854 3 роки тому +1

    omg this humour is too good!😂😂😂

  • @bluesz1bluesz17
    @bluesz1bluesz17 5 років тому +6

    more sons of virgins its the best series on youtube

  • @Timg1231
    @Timg1231 5 років тому +6

    Follow Dr. Nick: “Now, there are many options available for dangerously underweight individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow, steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology.”
    You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups. Such as the Whipped group, the congealed group and the chocotastic. And remember, if you’re not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain.

  • @CarbonitePlays
    @CarbonitePlays 5 років тому +7

    Personally I would love to see some more Pelican-themed RDR2 content as there's so much room for activities! ;]

  • @reidicy4329
    @reidicy4329 5 років тому

    I love all of your video types as long as you upload and stay hydrated

  • @MrVoodoo1510
    @MrVoodoo1510 4 роки тому +1

    Papa peli, your videos honestly make my day!

  • @sonar4536
    @sonar4536 5 років тому +51

    SONS OF VIRGINS
    Sorry caps lock was on and I’m too lazy to fix it so I’ll just write this instead

    • @Redman_real
      @Redman_real 5 років тому

      Hi shanos
      Shrek cross Thanos

    • @sonar4536
      @sonar4536 5 років тому

      Captain Doom I don’t even know who you are

    • @Redman_real
      @Redman_real 5 років тому +1

      @@sonar4536 ok

    • @Wtfckgio
      @Wtfckgio 5 років тому

      But you just write that sentence

    • @CHARLOSdotTV
      @CHARLOSdotTV 4 роки тому

      @@sonar4536sometimes, a lazy man works twice as hard to avoid work.

  • @jeetpaul4499
    @jeetpaul4499 5 років тому +4

    I love losing my insanity to his narration

  • @adammorgan1946
    @adammorgan1946 4 роки тому +3

    every time I hear you say "boys boys boys" I die hahahah

  • @sapphirewyren02
    @sapphirewyren02 3 роки тому

    'I am finally a fat proud African American man' says the white guy hahahaha- loved this line

  • @m3nj051
    @m3nj051 5 років тому +1

    Your voice relaxes me so much I fell asleep, when I woke up I could watch it again :D

  • @Alexander_l322
    @Alexander_l322 5 років тому +9

    I think my relationship problems stem from playing GTA sa with catileena

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +7

      maybe mine too mate, she's single handled ruining relationships 10 years later.

  • @crispcheck
    @crispcheck 5 років тому +8

    Modest pelican bath water

    • @mikoajh2747
      @mikoajh2747 5 років тому +2

      Crisp Checker i would cop that

  • @loganbrunzlow9294
    @loganbrunzlow9294 5 років тому +3

    “I’m forced to have a tactical chunker”😂

  • @T1ny_J1mmy
    @T1ny_J1mmy 4 роки тому +1

    Happy 800k subs 🎊🎉🥳

  • @ACEMIDNIGHT102
    @ACEMIDNIGHT102 4 роки тому +1

    I enjoy your sons of virgins series quite a lot. Keeps me hydrated

  • @glasswings21
    @glasswings21 5 років тому +3

    Well thats exactly how all the CJ’s look in my neighborhood like they had too much of that fried chicken from the chicken place around the corner with the special going on everyday.

  • @bruhsoundeffect.mp3908
    @bruhsoundeffect.mp3908 5 років тому +5

    "Pelican wannabe" 😂😂😂

  • @terratheterribl
    @terratheterribl 5 років тому +4

    "Modest Pelican plays GTA San Andreas as Tyrone Magnus"

  • @swaggymcswaggerton374
    @swaggymcswaggerton374 5 років тому +1

    Imma be serious now
    You have given me such great laughs and given me joy over the past year of watching your videos and I hope that you keep going for as long as possible and you really do deserve that quarter million subscribers so congratulations
    Also moist

  • @games2breezy748
    @games2breezy748 5 років тому +1

    Modest Pelic: Posts a video
    Me: watches video
    Also me: JeRkS oFf

  • @doctordk388
    @doctordk388 5 років тому +4

    Haters: Modest PeliCAN'T play older(better) gta
    Modest Pelican: Hold my nine glasses of water

  • @BenjiPrice502
    @BenjiPrice502 5 років тому +10

    I'm pretty sure trhowing up kills all weight progression.

    • @APRICEPRODUCTION
      @APRICEPRODUCTION 3 роки тому

      Believe me, it's a proven fact! Done it myself, that's why I can be hung from a washing line now without breaking it lol

  • @jessefordham
    @jessefordham 5 років тому +3

    Love sons of virgins keep up the good work and stay hydrated

  • @Alistajaupseeri
    @Alistajaupseeri 5 років тому

    This channel is pure gold

  • @caprisungamer213
    @caprisungamer213 4 роки тому

    Thicc CJ quotes are the most hydrated and the best

  • @jakebronko9461
    @jakebronko9461 5 років тому +3

    More sons of virgins PLS, loving DAT content.

  • @sheecewallows9439
    @sheecewallows9439 5 років тому +28

    Moar GTA or Watch Dogs. Hitman is fine as well

  • @krnyjan7156
    @krnyjan7156 5 років тому +5

    More Hitman and Watch Dogs please daddy. Also Ghost Recon Breakpoint once it comes out

  • @knben
    @knben 5 років тому

    More videos on everything! It doesn't matter, all of your videos are the best!

  • @travellintravis6373
    @travellintravis6373 3 роки тому

    "this is either a scientific phenomenon or I'm missing something" lol so many gems

  • @tareknahle9578
    @tareknahle9578 5 років тому +9

    Omg please more sons of virgins, or maybe a souls game

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  5 років тому +3

      cheers mate more virgins coming soon!

    • @Parsnips-gh1pt
      @Parsnips-gh1pt 5 років тому +3

      Wow, that sounds like soneone tried to order a prostitute but they had run out

  • @labmanatlarge
    @labmanatlarge 5 років тому +3

    Definitely would like to see call of duty beta.
    Maybe you could do a collab with act man?

  • @jozzb1
    @jozzb1 5 років тому

    Sons of virgins is by far the best show on UA-cam...more of that please

  • @jeffdpnerd4
    @jeffdpnerd4 4 роки тому

    Keep making videos like this !

  • @Joe-qb7ip
    @Joe-qb7ip 3 роки тому +3

    “With some cash I go to the gun store for the essentials.”
    “A micro uzi with heaps of ammo some remote explosives because why the f*ck not?”

  • @topgmentality8726
    @topgmentality8726 5 років тому +6

    Lmao talkin about gipsies 0:57
    I'm Romanian
    Romanians aren't gipsies but are getting corrputed unfortunately by them
    Greets from Romania😂👌🏽

    • @junkylondon2941
      @junkylondon2941 5 років тому

      *tramps

    • @redacted123
      @redacted123 5 років тому

      I'm romanian too, and I stand by this comment.
      *DEŞTEAPTĂ-TE ROMÂNE!*

  • @AaronCarlin5
    @AaronCarlin5 5 років тому +3

    More Watch Dogs, Sons of Virgins, and Hitman.

  • @connorwebb1428
    @connorwebb1428 2 роки тому

    Idk why but I love when modest pelican says "boys, boys, boys"

  • @Taiyama2
    @Taiyama2 5 років тому

    More sons of virgins is my particular preference, but I'll watch anything you put out. Can't get enough of that dry Australian humor.

  • @slimbannana7861
    @slimbannana7861 5 років тому +5

    I would like to see more sons of virgins and watch dogs 2

  • @karoluks321
    @karoluks321 5 років тому +16

    Do more watch dogs 2 and please post more rainbow 6 content

  • @bilbo5823
    @bilbo5823 5 років тому +5

    Peli do more sons of virgins videos there my favourite

  • @kaangavas7018
    @kaangavas7018 5 років тому

    Great vid man

  • @darrynconey6230
    @darrynconey6230 5 років тому +1

    The only thing i can think about now while he’s talking are those hand gestures he makes 😂

  • @stef7227
    @stef7227 5 років тому +4

    Well I am Romanian and I can agree with you.

  • @tomn9493
    @tomn9493 5 років тому +3

    Watch Dogs and Red Dead pls

  • @FirstNameLastName-kf1qc
    @FirstNameLastName-kf1qc 5 років тому +10

    Sons of virgins and watch dogs please and some hit man

  • @jacobmarsh3022
    @jacobmarsh3022 5 років тому

    I can’t believe this video was based entirely around a fast food joint and not one single big smokes order joke was made.

  • @patch-fm
    @patch-fm 5 років тому

    That's kinda neat that Claude shows up in this game, like i didn't even know that claude will show up

  • @inabudescu2282
    @inabudescu2282 5 років тому +4

    Why romanian grils? Not offended or enefying but why tho

  • @shiftysoffline
    @shiftysoffline 5 років тому

    “So i’m just gonna call it sh*tty town #1”
    LMAOO

  • @malkaD
    @malkaD 4 роки тому

    "A fat proud African American man"..... you're invited to the BBQ 😂😂

  • @lyonnfire3262
    @lyonnfire3262 5 років тому

    This video is genius 😂😂

  • @DanteMikial
    @DanteMikial Рік тому

    I love these videos 🤣

  • @danii8168
    @danii8168 2 роки тому

    “I put explosives on my car”
    *come out ye Black and Tans starts playing*

  • @rogerkelly5815
    @rogerkelly5815 5 років тому

    love this mate