Jerma Streams - Halo: Reach [with Joel (Vargskelethor)]

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  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive  5 років тому +62

    Game Starts 17:36

  • @wolfcl0ck
    @wolfcl0ck 5 років тому +343

    local swede and bostonian share a single brain cell while planet falls to covenant forces

    • @baron3904
      @baron3904 Рік тому +2

      From the moment they hop off the falcon, this stream is extra funny to a long-time halo fan.

  • @DoodleWill
    @DoodleWill 5 років тому +519

    Jerma: Halo Reach Legendary-
    Chat: He is going to make very little progress,
    Jerma: -With Joel.
    Chat: They are going to make no prgress at all.

  • @captainimperialism4568
    @captainimperialism4568 5 років тому +297

    “We should play on legendary”
    “The pistol always sucks”
    “Wait we don’t have infinite ammo”
    “I can’t even turn left”
    “What’s the heal button”
    I wouldn’t expect any less from Jerma and Joel, glorious

  • @mkcheesler8520
    @mkcheesler8520 5 років тому +382

    the first and last time jerma and joel will ever play games together

    • @m.w.9899
      @m.w.9899 5 років тому +34

      They just played Keep talking and nobody explodes and it was fucking horrible

    • @Bobamiruku
      @Bobamiruku 5 років тому +67

      It was amazing* It's a pretty fun stream i can't stop laughing

    • @m.w.9899
      @m.w.9899 5 років тому +42

      @@Bobamiruku Oh yeah the stream was great but their teamwork was horrible

    • @kankeydong2500
      @kankeydong2500 4 роки тому +15

      @@m.w.9899 a swedish warmonger and a boston delinquent is by default an awful choice of team, if you ask me

  • @mcdumpus
    @mcdumpus 5 років тому +174

    Stream - *on fire*
    Joel - *dying*
    Jerma - "I'M LOVING THIS!"

  • @TheMornal
    @TheMornal 5 років тому +152

    I can't believe this is their first halo experience

    • @secretlyaslug2325
      @secretlyaslug2325 5 років тому +10

      I imagine judging by the length of the video they don't finish the 2nd mission. Unless this is a multiple part stream.

    • @zeubersandvitch8882
      @zeubersandvitch8882 5 років тому +31

      @@secretlyaslug2325 they never streamed it again after this as far as I'm aware lmao

    • @System509
      @System509 5 років тому

      I can

    • @Vok250
      @Vok250 5 років тому

      Joel actually played the first 3.

    • @Keezawea
      @Keezawea 5 років тому

      @@Vok250 nah.

  • @bulletbill5977
    @bulletbill5977 5 років тому +187

    Well, Jerma's first and probably last Halo experience is going to end like his first and last New Vegas experience.

  • @ThePieManLikesPie
    @ThePieManLikesPie 5 років тому +226

    This was stream was legitimately like pulling teeth

    • @bulletbill5977
      @bulletbill5977 5 років тому +23

      This stream was like having your teeth pulled.

    • @ThePieManLikesPie
      @ThePieManLikesPie 5 років тому +87

      @@bulletbill5977 This pull was legitimately like having your teeth streamed

    • @hoshii.8533
      @hoshii.8533 5 років тому +10

      didnt know having your teeth pulled makes you laugh

    • @romanrover5839
      @romanrover5839 5 років тому +5

      The legitimately like stream having pulled was

    • @d9zirable
      @d9zirable 5 років тому +5

      @@romanrover5839 teeth

  • @yesyev
    @yesyev 5 років тому +256

    thankfully this stream isn't canon.

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred 5 років тому +43

      This is the 2nd timeline

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 4 роки тому

      Wdym

    • @april5054
      @april5054 4 роки тому +5

      @@alphalax7747 it happened in the non-canon week, the same week where the first Nancy Drew streams happened.

  • @funx24X7
    @funx24X7 5 років тому +82

    For anyone on the fence, there's no way the anger is authentic. Joel at one point complained about being up at 4 AM but that's his regular ass schedule, he was just milking it for the bit.

    • @redtheyiffer
      @redtheyiffer 5 років тому +20

      Joel admitted that he didn't sleep for 25 hours when he did this stream

    • @funx24X7
      @funx24X7 5 років тому +14

      Yeah, I heard him mention that in the best/worst of 2019 stream. On the flip side he also said how much he enjoys creating chaos, so at least some of it had to have been played up.

    • @bunnygirl_emma
      @bunnygirl_emma 5 років тому +6

      funx24x7 it was a combination of a lot of stuff. Joel is very opinionated so since the last halo he played was Halo 3, he wasn’t too excited to play Reach. Then you got the sleep thing. And of course there’s the running joke about joel creating chaos when he’s with jerma.

  • @scoob6505
    @scoob6505 5 років тому +73

    Send me out... with a Byeah.

  • @h0verman
    @h0verman 5 років тому +79

    if there werent so many technical problems this is like old jerma and star videos but instead of star its another jerma

    • @kingjest5257
      @kingjest5257 4 роки тому +4

      Not even technical problems, it's just incompetence.

  • @Coconut-219
    @Coconut-219 5 років тому +48

    I didn't expect their comedic styles to mesh so well, but it makes perfect sense when you think about it.

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred 5 років тому +4

      Unfortunately many did enjoy this mesh. I was a fan though, lotta fun.

  • @No1TypeC
    @No1TypeC 5 років тому +115

    is this the video where Joel threatens to throw up live on Jerma's stream???

  • @RetroBleck
    @RetroBleck 5 років тому +37

    "Compact Little Man And Toki Wartooth Accomplish Nothing For 2 Hours: The Stream"

  • @SensoryHarness
    @SensoryHarness 5 років тому +95

    What a disaster

  • @spase667
    @spase667 3 роки тому +10

    This is my favorite stream ever. It's such a fucking nightmare.

  • @ZeArnold-mh8ig
    @ZeArnold-mh8ig 3 роки тому +9

    “What is one seventeen? Is that our ping” guys....

  • @Haamu.2
    @Haamu.2 5 років тому +45

    Trained snakes

  • @TheTauroi
    @TheTauroi 5 років тому +16

    Learn your vowels with JERMA! 21:18

  • @breezingwing7513
    @breezingwing7513 5 років тому +44

    ah, yes, two hyper-lethal vectors on a mission against covenant.
    highlights include:
    Hiding during a shootout and discussing wow while teammates get shot
    Shooting space chickens is highest priority objective
    most likely driving drunk
    "nah the car on fire won't explode get in"
    "just fucking run them over, you got the car!"
    "Six, defend this position, clear the LZ" -> "Where are we going?.. ...Elsewhere, fuck this"
    "my teammates are screaming but i don't give a fuck"
    combat forklifting

  • @eskhatos
    @eskhatos 2 роки тому +2

    "carter to colonel holland, next time don't send me a psychopath"

  • @pillgrimm
    @pillgrimm 5 років тому +75

    1:11:26 made me laugh myself into a migraine

  • @Levi_Manifesto
    @Levi_Manifesto 5 років тому +24

    I really can't tell if they are genuinely mad at each other LUL

    • @XomathewoX
      @XomathewoX 5 років тому +51

      Nah, it's all jokes. They're just messing with each other.

  • @tiryxx977
    @tiryxx977 5 років тому +18

    30:54 : A moment of hope, to carry on with the mission.
    30:58 : Deceit of the viewers.
    It be a dark day on twitch.

  • @LightCrib2
    @LightCrib2 5 років тому +41

    I have never had this much enjoyment from such an awful stream
    edit: scratch that i got brain damage from facepalming

  • @g4man41
    @g4man41 5 років тому +5

    Wow, what a duo. This was great

  • @officialbazzargaming
    @officialbazzargaming 5 років тому +21

    jerma spells Drain "Draen"

  • @lilvampire7439
    @lilvampire7439 5 років тому +14

    They made it to the *second level*

  • @OldCouches
    @OldCouches 4 роки тому +21

    I like how my two favorite streamers of all time, play one of my favorite games of all time, and it's god awful

  • @dragooner1957
    @dragooner1957 5 років тому +64

    Cursed Stream

  • @robertsides3626
    @robertsides3626 3 роки тому +8

    Funny story: I skipped this stream because I didn't want to spoil the story for when I got around to playing it myself. Not sure why I ever thought that would be a problem.

  • @GetCubed
    @GetCubed 5 років тому +8

    Blessed stream

  • @catpurrito5586
    @catpurrito5586 3 роки тому +3

    what a great Red vs Blue episode

  • @Karv3r
    @Karv3r 5 років тому +26

    Stream is pain

  • @funfunfunfun6348
    @funfunfunfun6348 11 місяців тому +1

    Just revisiting my favorite stream.

  • @mr.machina5306
    @mr.machina5306 5 років тому +5

    I love how they can have so much fun in the first few minutes.

  • @animatedbird
    @animatedbird 5 років тому +5

    Not even the after-gameplay bit? the whole debacle that took place after the gameplay was great

  • @sanra255
    @sanra255 3 роки тому +3

    I like how Jerma casually shoots Falcon

  • @mooomalooomabaloooma
    @mooomalooomabaloooma 4 роки тому +11

    i could sense how fucking tired and exhausted joel was he was really trying to have fun enjoy some games with jerma but he was fucking sleep deprived halo isnt really that interesting if youre not paying much attention and youre commentating but either way he gave us a good time (: and i hope we get to see more joel and jerma besides keep talking and nobody explodes and halo

  • @thomasdanforth766
    @thomasdanforth766 5 років тому +29

    Where's the part where he goes to Joels stream and sees the Coco-cola/Twitch ad?

  • @carlz0r
    @carlz0r 5 років тому +24

    Joel sounds kinda pissed at the end.

    • @halowaffle25
      @halowaffle25 5 років тому +14

      Oh he absolutely was.

    • @blobbem
      @blobbem 5 років тому +35

      He wasn't. Joel will only ever get mad at his own dumb levels in Mario Maker.

    • @japes2398
      @japes2398 5 років тому +34

      @@halowaffle25 if joel was ACTUALLY angry when he yells like that, he would've stopped being friends with rev a long time ago

    • @Exobiologic
      @Exobiologic 5 років тому +2

      I would say Jerma was closer to cutting throats then Joel, after the "Can't reach the Mic comment"

    • @Atun-jv5gu
      @Atun-jv5gu 5 років тому +1

      He shouldnt have streamed Halo if he didnt want to, i think that a game like Viscera Cleanup or a non-shooter coop game would have been a way better experience

  • @KattalystFr
    @KattalystFr 4 роки тому +7

    Hearing Jerma call every spartan "Master Chief" made me cringe more than I thought it would.

  • @kiitos8426
    @kiitos8426 3 роки тому +1

    I hope this is the equivalent of jerma's first dark souls video and he gets super into halo later on down the line

  • @kingjest5257
    @kingjest5257 4 роки тому +1

    Fun fact: The co-op latency only affects button presses, it mostly goes away on controller--mostly arises due to the port with mouse and keyboard controls. However, camera movement with the mouse is unaffected by the co-op latency issue, so Joel's excuse for bad driving is just bad driving.

  • @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.
    @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. 5 років тому +6

    What's poppin', gamers?

  • @davidsdoinit
    @davidsdoinit 3 роки тому +3

    Jerma 5/4/2021 i have never played a solitary minute of halo

  • @RunningShovel
    @RunningShovel 5 років тому +2

    1:09:09 Some clean shots in there. "He's beginning to believe."

  • @gavin_1973
    @gavin_1973 5 років тому +3

    It's really tragic that they started on legendary, but it also ended up somehow as a valid stream

  • @compoflask6262
    @compoflask6262 3 роки тому +3

    21:18 saving for later

  • @sfdfsegsr28
    @sfdfsegsr28 5 років тому +10

    I haven’t watched it yet, what am I in for? It sounds like it didn’t go well

  • @abobobini
    @abobobini 5 років тому +6

    On the next stream, Jerma, Joel, and Vinny try a LASO run.

  • @campbell1232
    @campbell1232 5 років тому +4

    came straight here from the 2019 awards stream :)

  • @aunthaggis8856
    @aunthaggis8856 4 роки тому +2

    Pain is all this is.

  • @dalhar20
    @dalhar20 5 років тому +8

    Halo: Reach Legendary is grueling

  • @zonnytiger2371
    @zonnytiger2371 2 роки тому

    to be fair, joel was supposodely drunk during this whole thing and it was like 3 AM

  • @idontwantaname9750
    @idontwantaname9750 5 років тому +22

    Very good stream. Idk what y'all talking about.

  • @kingjest5257
    @kingjest5257 4 роки тому +1

    Jerma on Halo Reach: "How do you emote?"

  • @blackcirnoguro5953
    @blackcirnoguro5953 5 років тому +4

    Now I kinda want to see Jerma and Joel play Warframe really bad

  • @Meteorlink
    @Meteorlink 5 років тому +15

    legendary as a first playthrough when you never even touched a halo game? This is gonna be fun.
    Good thing they didn't have 2 first with the forced checkpoint resets on death

    • @secretlyaslug2325
      @secretlyaslug2325 5 років тому +4

      Imagine them playing though with Iron on. They would never get past the first firefight.

  • @travosk8668
    @travosk8668 5 років тому +26

    Idk why people are hating on this stream, I haven't laughed like this in so long.

    • @lostpockets2227
      @lostpockets2227 5 років тому +30

      i think everyone genuinely wanted them to *play* the game. but i think that's fucking boring.
      their joking around reminded me of the Red vs Blue Halo skits from 2009, really really funny. i loved this stream!

    • @atsmiku8519
      @atsmiku8519 2 роки тому +1

      yeah I'm rewatching and it's great, they have terrific chemistry

  • @AB-bg7os
    @AB-bg7os 5 років тому +4

    This stream gave me a stroke

  • @_weds
    @_weds 5 років тому +13

    you people take your video game men too seriously

  • @PSUQDPICHQIEIWC
    @PSUQDPICHQIEIWC Рік тому +1

    It's a shame they patched out the ghost recycling.

  • @GG-ou7it
    @GG-ou7it 5 років тому +11

    42:40 bruh just keep playing

  • @travosk8668
    @travosk8668 5 років тому

    I love how Joel just fucks with Jerma

  • @thee_master
    @thee_master 4 роки тому +1

    Halo Reach is the Demon Souls of the Fromsoftware games of Microsoft games

  • @thisismyname5657
    @thisismyname5657 5 років тому

    Holy shit my 2 favorite streamers playing Halo Reach? Sign me up.

  • @legefy
    @legefy 5 років тому +1

    Now that's showbiz baby!

  • @LHazen17
    @LHazen17 5 років тому +12

    Never again

  • @sm0lcretcher
    @sm0lcretcher 5 років тому

    -lets play legendary we're gamers
    -what the fuck why is this so hard?

  • @hoshii.8533
    @hoshii.8533 4 роки тому +2

    so which one of this is halo

  • @RichardULZ
    @RichardULZ 3 роки тому

    27:35 If your friend jumps off a cliff...

  • @HearkBeat
    @HearkBeat 5 років тому +23

    Cursed stream

  • @LegiTzMacinima
    @LegiTzMacinima 5 років тому +5

    "what's 117?" BRUH

  • @TheSuperCommentGuy
    @TheSuperCommentGuy Рік тому

    1:18:13

  • @Hi_Just_Fred
    @Hi_Just_Fred 5 років тому +8

    Does Jerma announce what and when he's streaming?
    He has a twitter but the last post was in November.

    • @sadievilleguise2139
      @sadievilleguise2139 5 років тому +3

      Jaden D. In my experience at the end of his streams during/after the bit reading he goes over any plans he has

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred 5 років тому

      @@sadievilleguise2139 ok thanks.

    • @Hevii_
      @Hevii_ 5 років тому

      There's stream notifications in his Discord.

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred 5 років тому

      @@Hevii_ cool thanks!

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred 5 років тому

      @@Hevii_ do you know how I can get there?

  • @primeflyhigh2648
    @primeflyhigh2648 5 років тому +3

    Watching this hurts

  • @feetenthusiast1015
    @feetenthusiast1015 2 роки тому

    25:03 this aged like fine milk

  • @halolime117
    @halolime117 5 років тому +1

    I thought it's was going to be IncredibleOrb :c

  • @PotatoCat-o7y
    @PotatoCat-o7y 5 років тому

    Comparing vaping to huffing literal shit in a bag, gg

  • @scrittle
    @scrittle 2 роки тому +5

    In retrospect, Joel claims this was his worst stream of all time. Stream-wise, this was incredibly funny and Joel sounded like he was having fun. Health-wise, he was up 25 hours. I think this session for Joel was awful, but Halo: Reach itself doesn't deserve the blame. Joel's N. Korean PC destruction was definitely the worst stream for that year, so much hype for nothing because, you've guessed it, N. Korean OS is restrictive af.
    In short, for this stream Joel is laughing and goofing off, for his N. Korean stream, he was mumbling and fidgeting a lot.

  • @abobobini
    @abobobini 5 років тому +8

    >EMILY

  • @darknessml6145
    @darknessml6145 5 років тому +1

    Cataclysmic diarrhea; the stream

  • @travosk8668
    @travosk8668 5 років тому

    I also love how they both glitch out when they try talk about serious stuff

  • @dabouye
    @dabouye 4 роки тому

    "heeeiloo" 😂

  • @Poliswag7
    @Poliswag7 4 роки тому +2

    This hurts to watch

    • @nabeelbox7397
      @nabeelbox7397 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah the game is boring

    • @Poliswag7
      @Poliswag7 4 роки тому +3

      @@nabeelbox7397 lmaooo oh yea what games are good to you?

  • @Rhyno2187
    @Rhyno2187 5 років тому +2

    1:01:36

  • @estrogenizedbird9161
    @estrogenizedbird9161 5 років тому +1

    Oh my god

  • @abobobini
    @abobobini 5 років тому

    Joel it's not yellow goo it's fucking adipose tissue

  • @Hazztech
    @Hazztech 5 років тому

    Wait what happened did they get mad at each other

  • @TallTapper
    @TallTapper 3 роки тому +1

    yes

  • @ziggyciggs5862
    @ziggyciggs5862 3 роки тому +1

    This never happened

  • @isaiahschmit1996
    @isaiahschmit1996 5 років тому +2

    Well this was painful to watch

  • @fordgalaxiexl
    @fordgalaxiexl 5 років тому

    Halo 3 odst is the microsoft's death stranding

  • @dinonatorful
    @dinonatorful 5 років тому +7

    This didn't last

  • @Pactastic042
    @Pactastic042 3 роки тому +1

    Default Dan

  • @Alexamenus
    @Alexamenus Рік тому +1

    this is probably the worst jerma stream ive seen. HOW DOES IT TAKE 90 MINUTES TO DO A 20 MINUTE MISSION

  • @dominicanfrieza1394
    @dominicanfrieza1394 3 роки тому +1

    dude, you guys didnt even play it. can you restream this?