Amazon Echo: Tobey Edition (Introducing Amazon Tobey)
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The real underrated joke:
“What are you doing here? Take your hand off me.”
I legit lmfao when he said that
Thanks hotlegs
You should have thought of that earlier-bully maguire
Amazon Echo Mary Jane Watson Edition joins the chat : Who are you
You made that shit so much funnier then it woulda been had I not read this comment first 💀💀💀
“Pizza time.” Is the best joke
PURPLEY PRESENT lol
I think “I’m gonna put dirt in your eyes” is better
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sxlitudexs LOL🤣🤣
no. it's not and *you're a trash*
Favorite part:
*"Alexa, Define annoying"*
*"Mary Jane Watson and Spiderman homecoming"*
Literally died laughing 😂😂😂
then how did you type this comment if your dead?
@@theimortal1974 His ghost wrote it, probably.
@Rinil Joshy imagine r/woosh-ing someone who was being sarcastic. thats a real woosh right there.
Imagine using a subreddit link outside reddit…
@Rinil Joshy r/wooosh
The child: "I need to go to school now"
Tobey: "See ya, chump"
I need to hear that
Wife: *walks by in a dress*
Alexa: "That's a cute outfit. Did your husband buy it for you?"
missed opportunity!
🤣🤣😂😂
Lol, but I think it’s “did your husband GIVE it to you?” Implying that the husband wears that too.
😂😂😂
@@Axtlar I thought it implies the dude is gay
I died when the dad said "Alexa, how do you spell cantaloupe?"
"I missed the part where that's my problem"
"Good job"
Rip
Thoughts and prayers
Lol
Good
I laughed so hard when the Tobey Maguire scream woke them up 😂 🤣
OMG same here 🤣🤣🤣
Best Alexa alarm ever. Dead🤣☠
@@snowypringles3393 late but thanks
Same it was so funny 🤣😂
Probably my favorite part of the video. Made me wheeze haha
"Define annoying
- Mary Jane Watson and Spider Man: Homecoming"
This was great 😂🤣🤣👍🏼
Definitely. Since they are both annoying(Iron Man JR specifically)
@@spider-man500 I swear I start to dislike the original trilogy because of fans like you
@TheFuriousHawk he has a point though. People like this ruin the character for everyone
@@shriekingskeleton faxxx
@TheFuriousHawk bro the first guy was ok but the other dude sounded like spider man homecoming killed his uncle.
"Alexa, tell me a joke."
"Could you pay me in advance?"
But how is it funny
@@Exigo_Hindi I missed the part where that's my problem
Golden
@@Exigo_Hindi It's a reference to JJJ, when Peter asks him, to pay in advance but then JJJ laughs epically XD.
@@noicerone he was making a joke lol
Woman: Alexa what time is it?
Amazon Tobey: Pizza Time
J. Jonah Jameson Rent?
The only reason I clicked on the video
@@boboiboysupra6310 you'll get your rent once you fixed this damn door.
SPOILERS
Just kidding
“Is it for me?” “No it’s for everyone.” Tobey: “Stings doesn’t it?”
oh man shouldve added that fr
"How tall is the mount everest"
" I will figure it out, stop lecturing me please"
This broke me in 3000 pieces 😂😂😂
Well the add did say 3000.
@@fadiragab4377 But this is a hundred bucks!
@@jaxxd6813 you were supposed to take the guy out in 3 minutes you beat him in 2.
@@fadiragab4377 I NEED THAT MONEY!
@@Guyettejohn I missed the part where that's my problem!
"Alexa, any words of advice?."
Amazon Maguire: "You want forgiveness? Get religion."
Amen
@@JosephLachh preach
@@ceridden Sure: I'm celebrating Jesus's birthday in three days. Hallelujah!
Forgiveness comes through believing that Jesus Christ died for your sins. If you believe in this, you are free from your sins. But if you reject this, you will be under the wrath of God because of your sins. I bet you didn't think I would actually preach, but this is the truth.
@@JosephLachh Or a complete lie in a desperate attempt to think actually have a great reason to exist in the universe and of course the fear that when you die nothing happens. So you believe in heaven because it means you never really die and falsely believe God has some divine plan for you. You also blindly follow without sinning with things like you can only have sex when you're married which obviously exists because 2000 years ago women were mens property. Then you have old biased opinions that wouldn't be something god would say like the fact that he only sees men and women married in his eyes, that marriage is between a man and a woman. If God was real he wouldn't have a bias towards gay people it was people that created that sin. Also science has completely proven religion wrong on how human exist on earth it was evolution, not two people which by the way is impossible to start an entire race
The fool says in his heart: there is no God
1:45 Don't you love how alarms have evolved? They sound more majestic every day.
Yes, and they scare the shit out of you 😂😂😂. You wake up only to have a heart attack. Everyone in the neighborhood wakes up
XD XD XD XD
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOO
i want that alarm
40,000 years of evolution and we have barely tapped the vastness of alarm potential
"Alexa, how do I overcome depression?"
"You can't let it... you can't let it bring you down. You just gotta believe in yourself! You pull yourself together. You get right back on that horse."
Cya Chump
@@Exigo_Hindi I think I’ve got a superhero stalker 😏
@@jmeds94 thanks hotlegs
@@Exigo_Hindi Wait! Who are you?
@@jmeds94 are you sure you wanna know?
2:11 "but how is it funny?" The mom's face after 🤣
Amazon Tobey: *exists*
Me: "WHERE'S MY MONEY!!?"
Krusty Sponge Film😂
RENT?
J. Jonah Jameson you’re not fired
🤣
First give me rent
“Alexa, what do you do?”
“I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.”
1:52 That's an alarm that everyone needs 😂😂
I burst out laughing when Tobey screamed his lungs out, gets me every time! 1:49
1:49 That alarm! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😅😅😅
😂
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1980: "We would have flying cars in 2019!!"
2019: "Amazon Echo: Tobey Edition"
Improvement
Better than expected
This is legit one of the best Bully Maguire vids out there. What a gem.
3:06 was the moment i was waiting for.
SAme
Me too 😍😍😍😍
I am die heart fan of tobey maguire 😊😊🙂😍
That part is so funny🤣🤣🤣
That was gold😂😂
You'll get your News when you fix this damn *DOOR*
Voltage 😂
@@tobeymmemes4111 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahahahahaha😂😂😂😂. Funniest comment in this entire comment section🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Pizza time" is the best meme ever
You should said when you get me out of this DAMN BOX but still great joke
i think EVERYONE needs to hear Tobey's iconic lines.
Petition for Alebey 2.0
1:01 Tobey's reaction is actually pretty accurate, I have mine mounted next to my bed.
"Add wrapping paper to my shopping list"
"Why??"
😂🤣
Lol I thought I was the only one who found that funny idk y
“No… No don’t say that please!”
I love this especially 1:16. Tobey’s line fits so well in that one.
So true 😂
How tall is Mount Everest: *.3 electron volts*
“Define annoying, ‘Mary Jane Watson’” 😂😂😂😂
This should win an Oscar lmao. Best short film.
0:56
Son: "So it can just hear you anywhere?"
Dad: "Yes. Well, everyone can hear you anyway."
*Tobey: "Stings, doesn't it?"*
later that night, as the son tries to fall asleep...
*Tobey: "You're trash. He despised you. You were an embarrassment to him. Ohhh...gonna cry?"*
imma put some dirt in your eye
😂😂😂
o
He kills the son and when confronted about it Tobey says " he deserved it didnt he??"
@@thespider-man2596 Or he says "I missed the part where thats my problem"
3:12 there should have been a sudden
*"still got the moves"*
I lost it at “But how’s it funny?”
Women: Alexa what time is it ?
Alexa (Tobey): Pizza Time 🍕!🤣
"Alexa define annoying "
Tobey: mary Jane Watson 😂😂😂😂
Also Tobey: Spiderman: Homecoming
I don't understand what was annoying about Homecoming?
@@blueedge4744 I missed the part where that's my problem.
Jk
@@blueedge4744 gonna cry
@@blueedge4744 Iron Boy Jr : Homecoming
Alright where can i get this. LIKE I NEED IT RIGHT NOW
Bomb Quest get it at Amazon today dial 1 (888) 280-4331
@@tobeymmemes4111 thanks
YOU’LL GET YOUR AMAZON TOBEY WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
@@villical ha! I love it!
:) :-)
Mum: Alexa, what time is it?
Tobey: Pizza Time!
I love it.
0:29 “you can’t do that, can you?”
1:46 - I laughed so hard! XD
Lol Me too 🤣
Same
Hahaha me too then he says Tuesday
LMAOO MAN ORIGINAL AF THIS IS GOLDEN
Zulxify lol thanks bro
@@tobeymmemes4111 I actually laughed
@@tobeymmemes4111 I was looking through some old videos, looked at mine and this one seems similar.
@@ZonixOrtiz You are such a boy scout. When will you learn to give a guy a break?
@@Hammer693 He wants forgiveness, get religion
The only voice line needed: “I missed the part where that’s my problem”
NWH will be full of potential memes lmao
3:06 was masterful, I burst out laughing out loud.
1:49 I almost choked on my water 😂
Is that even possible?
@@TheRealSMG5 Yes 😈
“Alexa is Amazon stealing my information?”
Alexa: *Just keep your mouth shut about stuff you don’t understand!*
"Alexa, how do you spell cantelope?
-I missed the part where that's my problem"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏼
2:52 how dare you stop the music
PURPLEY PRESENT 😂😂😂
Lol
I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.
I missed the part where thats my problem
Luckily there’s 3:07
2:57 bruh why 😂😂😂 that was too funny 😂😂😂
This was well done! In the top 5 list for Bully videos without a doubt. Pure gold.
2:03 🤣🤣
03:05 THE LEGENDARY SLOW DANCE SONG!! Be PLAYING THAT AT MY WEDDING 👰🤣
No play it at MY wedding and funeral
😂😂 can u tell that song name plz
@@sahilsonavane660 drive that funky soul from spider man 3 satisfied yet?
Ill be a good captain this time
People get up and drive ur funky soul - james brown
at min 4.10
2:39 my favorite 🤣😂🤣
Its even more funny how the dad quietly says ”good job” after
I just heard that 😂😂
"Alexa, How do you spell Cantaloupe?"
"I missed the part were that's my problem"
Destruction 100
I need more tobey in my life. THIS IS PERFECT!
Good, but fix this door should have made it in.
-Trending - yeah, but I just realized someone already did something similar to this and they put it at the beginning, and I didn’t really wanna copy it.
tobeymmemes I see, well good vid then!
-Trending - Thanks bro 👊
1:12 I laughed for 5 minutes straight
Tobey: I will figure it out now please stop lecturing me
1:46 best alarm ⏰ i ever heard
"ALexa What time is it?"
" Pizza Time"
I don’t know why 1:58 made me laugh so hard 😂
......Tuesday.
One of the best
2:00 why did that make me laugh so much? Lmfao
I missed the part where that is my problem
@@Exigo_HindiHello legend
Probably because Tobey said it in a really casual tone xD
@@NahNotNFS not exactly
- Alexa, good night.
- See ya chump
I like how the son:
1. Is wearing what Tom Holland wore in his intro in Civil War
2. Has the Bully Maguire haircut
2:17 tobeys response XD
"How many teaspoons are in a tablespoon?"
"3000"
"Check it again, web head!"
Gold 😂
I love Toby 3000
Nice
.23 electron volts
😅😅😅
Dad bumps on A.I. Bully Maguire.
Bully Maguire: "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye."
This has to be one of the better ones, mostly because Tobey gives us so much to work with over 3 movies
“TAKE YOUR HAND OFF ME”
@Steve Daxon yea,everything ok here Paul?
Take ur hand off me….
No.
(Grabs guy and smash threw wall)
1:42 i mean, he's not wrong, he's just off by 2997 tsp
“Damn it, I lost a dollar”
Amazon Maguire: “I NEED THAT MONEY.”
We’re gonna need a sequel. Echoman 2
The girls joke
Alexa "But how is that funny tho?"
*SAVAGE*
I missed the part where that’s my problem.
the mother did not like that
I had to beat an old lady with a stick
Everybody ELSE knoooowwwzz
The dancing Peter... I mean Tobey Mcguire at the end is priceless
“Alexa, define annoying”
“Mary-Jane Watson and Spiderman Homecoming”
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT WHAT 😂😂
This is surprisingly perfect and fits well with the Echo XD
Kid: "Alexa, Siri is far better than you"
Alexa(Tobey): "Iam gonna put some dirt in your eye"
[Drops Echo]
"My back..MY BACK!"
It's not Tobey, it's Bully Maguire mode. 😂😂😂
"Alexa what's on my calendar"
...
Alexamaguire- "FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!!"
"But how is it funny?" 😂😂
‘Play my dance mix’, *Pizza Theme Plays*. That actually had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣
same lmao
What time is it??
*Pizza time*.
I died laughing 🤣
Alexa what time it is ?
"Pizza Time" 🤣🤣
The best ringtone ever 1:48
This is way to underrated. You made me, my brother, and my dad all laughed til we cried (a very hard thing to do) I’m sending this to all my contacts. I’m going to like this video on all of my alt accounts. Thank you for this gift
I died at when the girl told the dog joke and it said "but how is it funny"
"Alexa tell me another joke"
Alexa: "I had to beat an old lady with a stick"
The two others: **Laughing**
Me: "There's two maniacs among us."
Amog us ≠funny
@@lemmykoopa5765 yes AMOG US
@@lemmykoopa5765 "amog us" nice spelling
Ah yes amog us
@@HotFootBunny ikr my trigger fingers are helpfull 🙂
3:17. *T O B E Y D A N C E*
Where is you got my Name Wrong?
@@ironspider6954 it was at the start
I Like The Where The Kids Said "Hey Alexa Tell Us A Joke" and Tobey said I had to beat an old lady with a stick and then they laugh😂😂😂😂😂😂
This was just wonderful. Thank you
alarm goes off : ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
🤣🤣🤣
😂
“Alexa play rock music”
*Emo Peter playing the piano:* “this is for you”
Alexa what's the time?
"Pizza 🍕 Time"
Lol 😂
this has got to be one of the more creative ones I've seen.
"BUT HOW'S IT FUNNY? Damn, Amazon Tobey is savage
1:49 OMG I WAS DYING LOL
This is the best one of these yet
After two days alexa will be saying
Alexa: GIVE ME RENT
You will get your rent when you fix this damn door.
Lmfaoooo when the father interrupted It 😂😂 1:23
I haven’t watched the video but I know for a fact that there will be a “I missed the part where that’s my problem”
But there was a lack of dirt in their eyes
@@LatinGiudo817 I know
I do my homework now
@@waddup1253 you can do your homework WHEN YOU FIX THE DAMN DOOR!