Introducing Amazon Technoblade

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  • @OmicronGaming
    @OmicronGaming  2 роки тому +12745

    thank you for everything man 💜

  • @deepfriedteeth
    @deepfriedteeth 4 роки тому +6763

    "Alexa, Intruder alert!"
    "Its like drop kicking a child."

  • @Donomite
    @Donomite 5 років тому +9310

    "Set a timer for 8 minutes."
    Technoblade: _Dialing _*_9 1 1_*

  • @SgwiggleMonSquiggles
    @SgwiggleMonSquiggles 4 роки тому +7260

    "I play Minecraft!"
    Why is that the most happy sounding thing he ever said.

  • @sophieisonyoutube
    @sophieisonyoutube 2 роки тому +827

    I love how self-centred the Amazon Technoblade is, waiting to twist your words so it can talk about itself, a great example would be the valentines part where it goes off about its relationship status and it's plans for the day. Definitely my favourite feature

    • @pattywu9301
      @pattywu9301 2 роки тому +14

      Same, I also like when Amazon Technoblade (TM) was asked about teaspoon his response made the woman smirk

    • @ArmyofRaikou2022
      @ArmyofRaikou2022 2 роки тому +2

      94 likes, 1 reply
      Let me fix that

  • @nuggetseeker5084
    @nuggetseeker5084 4 роки тому +21884

    "Technoblade, how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon?"
    "Oh. A lot."
    *disappointment 100*

    • @Ciantrex
      @Ciantrex 4 роки тому +92

      Nugget Seeker disappointment level up now level 100

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 4 роки тому +88

      i love his parodies the most because it is just listening to a 24 year old man with a monotone voice sing about videogames.

    • @kreonidas7475
      @kreonidas7475 4 роки тому +19

      @Just a building 21

    • @ntnb_.
      @ntnb_. 4 роки тому +12

      *pure disappointment*

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 4 роки тому +12

      @Just a building Oh yeah he is, I mixed him up with GeorgeNotFound lol

  • @PunkRatSoda
    @PunkRatSoda 4 роки тому +5339

    "Alexa, how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon? "
    " *oh, a lot* "

  • @necrmancy
    @necrmancy 4 роки тому +8621

    woman: "alexa set a timer for 8 minutes"
    techno: "dialing 911....."

    • @jennamae313
      @jennamae313 4 роки тому +17

      Dialing

    • @necrmancy
      @necrmancy 4 роки тому +10

      @@jennamae313 oh you are right sorry didnt noticed!

    • @azone9537
      @azone9537 4 роки тому +19

      Simply Police take 8 minutes to arrive

    • @winfreythe2nd935
      @winfreythe2nd935 4 роки тому

      Now 911 pog champ

    • @k.laixxx
      @k.laixxx 4 роки тому +2

      The amount of likes is 991

  • @kashveltri5092
    @kashveltri5092 2 роки тому +1166

    Technoblade isn't actually dead... He just reincarnated as an Amazon Echo and is now chillin' with this family.

  • @David-in4ft
    @David-in4ft 4 роки тому +2555

    Alexa tell me a joke:
    Technoblade: I died? He probably wasn’t hacking.

    • @manolgeorgiev9664
      @manolgeorgiev9664 4 роки тому +38

      Best joke I've heard whole day

    • @anitagrant5016
      @anitagrant5016 4 роки тому +16

      "I died?" "What kind of question is *THAT?*" "A lot." "*NERDSSSSS*" This is why Amazon Technoblade is the best worst robot assistant.

    • @wch190
      @wch190 4 роки тому +2

      666 likes lol

    • @Coldfire_401
      @Coldfire_401 4 роки тому +1

      @AboutAndroid Reuploads android better then apple

    • @mostannoyingscaramain
      @mostannoyingscaramain 4 роки тому +1

      @@Coldfire_401 Yes

  • @ninjax7602
    @ninjax7602 4 роки тому +21656

    "tell me a joke"
    techno : i died

  • @xTruckNutzx
    @xTruckNutzx 5 років тому +8743

    "Alexa set a timer for 8 minutes"
    "Calling 911"
    I died

    • @AKagNA
      @AKagNA 5 років тому +72

      LOOOL DIDNT UNDERSTAND AT FIRST, 2000 IQ JOKE

    • @alexwoogie462
      @alexwoogie462 5 років тому +8

      What video did the quote come from?

    • @AKagNA
      @AKagNA 5 років тому +7

      @@alexwoogie462 this video

    • @bartholomewsigmundthethird
      @bartholomewsigmundthethird 5 років тому +60

      me realizing that he is saying “dialing” and not “calling”
      dialing 911

    • @alleghanyonce
      @alleghanyonce 5 років тому +1

      @@AKagNA It’s not a very complex joke..

  • @backroomstruechaos4053
    @backroomstruechaos4053 2 роки тому +160

    I like the fact that we now know that his name is "Alex", and in this video they call him Alexa... Coincidence? Don't think so!

  • @grrr132
    @grrr132 4 роки тому +3403

    "Technoblade add wrapping paper to the shopping list"
    "NEVER"

  • @wezen4632
    @wezen4632 4 роки тому +2303

    “how tall is Mount Everest”
    techno: lol what

    • @alfredocastro8576
      @alfredocastro8576 4 роки тому +6

      400 hudred like

    • @BumbleBee-wn2qy
      @BumbleBee-wn2qy 4 роки тому +5

      700 hundred like

    • @w_lk3
      @w_lk3 4 роки тому +2

      nah fam it is hudred not hundred lol@@BumbleBee-wn2qy

    • @classy962
      @classy962 4 роки тому

      The dad:bops head, understandable have a nice day

  • @fandomgodmother4903
    @fandomgodmother4903 4 роки тому +1286

    “Alexa tell me a story”
    “A story about a man called theseus. his country-well his city-state technically-was in danger. and he sent himself forward into enemy lines. he slayed the minotaur and saved his city. and you know what they did to him, tommy? they exiled him. he died in disgrace, despised by his people. that’s what happens to heroes, tommy. the greeks knew the score. but if you want to be a hero, tommy.
    that’s fine.
    do you want to be a hero tommy?
    THEN DIE LIKE ONE.”

    • @flyingspacebrainedidiot
      @flyingspacebrainedidiot 4 роки тому +75

      Imagine the kids name is tommy

    • @MYSTERIOUSORBS
      @MYSTERIOUSORBS 4 роки тому +12

      @@flyingspacebrainedidiot AHAHHAH

    • @pandemicgohan7644
      @pandemicgohan7644 4 роки тому +3

      @@MYSTERIOUSORBS yeah soooo funny.

    • @MYSTERIOUSORBS
      @MYSTERIOUSORBS 4 роки тому +25

      @@pandemicgohan7644 we all have different senses of humour - making fun of mine doesn’t make yours any better. in fact, all that makes you, is an asshole :)

    • @skeeter7898
      @skeeter7898 4 роки тому

      @@MYSTERIOUSORBS it also makes him, really funny.

  • @Aloofyr
    @Aloofyr Рік тому +20

    this hits harder now that he's gone. especially "Alexa, tell me another joke," "I died." Even more so since we know his real name was Alex... thanks man. Technoblade never dies
    #technobladeneverdies

  • @JustJum
    @JustJum 5 років тому +6992

    1:09 her reaction is on point

  • @phoebecat7278
    @phoebecat7278 4 роки тому +7502

    “alexa, set a timer for 8 minutes”
    *“dialing 911..”*

  • @win7138
    @win7138 4 роки тому +3353

    Everyone: “music”
    Echnoblade: *Tyler Swift song parodies go brrrr*

    • @zQoQz
      @zQoQz 4 роки тому +44

      Echnoblade I- 😂😭

    • @lncursione
      @lncursione 4 роки тому +35

      I thought it was a spelling error until wait a second IM A FOOL

    • @danrago6319
      @danrago6319 4 роки тому +6

      Wtf- oh wait oooohhhh Echnoblade ok I got that lol.

    • @kazuhaandlumineenjoyer3335
      @kazuhaandlumineenjoyer3335 4 роки тому +1

      @@s.j.c. what-

    • @MAX_DJM
      @MAX_DJM 4 роки тому +1

      500th likeeeee

  • @UnfussyPlays
    @UnfussyPlays 2 роки тому +44

    rip techno.. he truly never dies

  • @kermittheogre8841
    @kermittheogre8841 3 роки тому +6584

    The dad: “how tall is Mount Everest ?”
    Techno: “what kind of question is that?”
    Lmao

    • @mathazerty1
      @mathazerty1 3 роки тому +34

      Any respect.
      The best moment, I searched this comment a long

    • @6clix331
      @6clix331 3 роки тому +16

      the guy just nods aswell

    • @dadoge2515
      @dadoge2515 3 роки тому +7

      Sa sa sa

    • @roux6715
      @roux6715 3 роки тому +5

      Kinda freaky I just reached that part the second I saw your comment

    • @dendark13
      @dendark13 3 роки тому +4

      And the dad was like yeh yeh thank u Alexa

  • @Alex-mb4ew
    @Alex-mb4ew 4 роки тому +1460

    "Alexa, how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon?"
    "Oh. A lot."

  • @iyum_
    @iyum_ 5 років тому +21678

    Never realized how funny Technoblade really is

    • @Missingno_Miner
      @Missingno_Miner 5 років тому +904

      Hes funny in a depressed way

    • @aerousops1806
      @aerousops1806 5 років тому +36

      missingno miner Why?

    • @chxns
      @chxns 5 років тому +579

      It’s probably because his voice is really monotone

    • @stafey7659
      @stafey7659 4 роки тому +95

      He’s hilarious watched since 70k subs

    • @jackchute7285
      @jackchute7285 4 роки тому +10

      Ikr

  • @necroexoricist
    @necroexoricist 2 роки тому +42

    Thank you for making us happy Techno.
    You was amazing person. Fly high, King Pig.

  • @Goose-c6s
    @Goose-c6s 4 роки тому +2044

    I was waiting for “I drop kicked that child in self defense “
    Edit:No need to keep correcting me I know now

  • @FranXiT
    @FranXiT 5 років тому +4173

    "Techno tell me a joke"
    "I died..."
    "PFFFF ok that's kinda fanny eheh"
    "And he probably wasn't hacking"
    **wheeze** HAHAHAHAHAH

    • @hailchan
      @hailchan 4 роки тому +5

      xD

    • @kiltheroach
      @kiltheroach 4 роки тому +38

      TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIESSSSSS

    • @Auglet
      @Auglet 4 роки тому +9

      That part was from the video “Things Blitz players never say”

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 4 роки тому +2

      The joke is Technoblade never dies

    • @tryxdc
      @tryxdc 4 роки тому +2

      you have an anime pfp your comment does not matter

  • @snoopygamer5985
    @snoopygamer5985 4 роки тому +3623

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    “Alexa, tell me a joke”
    “I died”

  • @imp3rialis
    @imp3rialis Рік тому +11

    [Mother]: Alexa [Techno] how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon?"
    [Techno]: "Oh... a lot."

  • @nitride865
    @nitride865 6 років тому +38618

    Echnoblade?

  • @gexagon1804
    @gexagon1804 4 роки тому +10283

    Mother: Blonde hair
    Father: Brown hair
    Son: Dark brown hair
    Daughter: *Red hair*

  • @Dialgapro
    @Dialgapro 2 роки тому +8

    This is one of the few times, where it actually makes sense that the algorithm recommends old videos. Rest in peace Technoblade :(

  • @nicholasbouchard7077
    @nicholasbouchard7077 3 роки тому +3229

    “Alexa, define annoying”
    “Neeeeeeeeeerds”
    I burst out laughing 😂

  • @raavir8651
    @raavir8651 3 роки тому +3531

    The fact that i watched this wayyyyy before i knew who techno was and i didnt understand anything, and now i do watch him and suddenly everything makes sense lol

    • @OMGGABZZ
      @OMGGABZZ 3 роки тому +10

      Omg same!

    • @cubegamer0761
      @cubegamer0761 3 роки тому +10

      This and also same for omicron i didnt have a clue who he was

    • @spite.
      @spite. 3 роки тому +3

      @@cubegamer0761 I just saw this trending when this template was viral too lol

    • @free2playgaming941
      @free2playgaming941 3 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @YestinTV
      @YestinTV 3 роки тому +3

      Same

  • @LyzanderMixers
    @LyzanderMixers 2 роки тому +3921

    The fact that his real name is Alex really fits. RIP Technoblade, thank you for the laughs

    • @MigWith
      @MigWith 2 роки тому +59

      Thats exactly what i was thinking.

    • @GreentixxyTheZeldaFan
      @GreentixxyTheZeldaFan 2 роки тому +58

      Alex(a)

    • @twocents1319
      @twocents1319 2 роки тому +28

      Yeah, that occurred to me too.
      I wonder if he ever saw this.

    • @tazahin
      @tazahin 2 роки тому +14

      True what a coincidence

    • @cooperdn24
      @cooperdn24 2 роки тому +5

      *was alex.(sorroy I had to do it)

  • @jinzotenebris
    @jinzotenebris 2 роки тому +2

    1:53 I can really imagine Techno from Heaven laughing of this part XD he would say something like: "this aged well"

  • @magii_
    @magii_ 4 роки тому +1333

    When you have cc on at 0:12, it says, "It's called Amazon (T)ech(n)o." LMAO

    • @latency3889
      @latency3889 4 роки тому +20

      LMAOOOO

    • @sauravsharma8461
      @sauravsharma8461 4 роки тому +14

      Those captions were intentionally made my the creator of this video !

    • @tumblingartist
      @tumblingartist 4 роки тому +6

      XD the captions make it better

    • @Demian1
      @Demian1 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @moogus6536
      @moogus6536 4 роки тому +2

      The caption are not auto generated so its made by the youtuber or a fan

  • @aaron_451
    @aaron_451 4 роки тому +7209

    Imagine having a stable family dynamic. Lmaooo couldn’t be me. Nerrrds

    • @paradokieee
      @paradokieee 4 роки тому +95

      Omg youre so cool and quirky

    • @t6mal
      @t6mal 4 роки тому +54

      Omg you're so cool and quirky

    • @sneyeper5243
      @sneyeper5243 4 роки тому +11

      Same

    • @miko5742
      @miko5742 4 роки тому +36

      Omg youre so cool and quirky

    • @peeg4299
      @peeg4299 4 роки тому +25

      Omg so quirky. Haha

  • @ampten
    @ampten 4 роки тому +5793

    "Alexa, tell me a joke"
    "I died?"
    Edit: is this video popping up in people's recommended? And yes, I realize it's a joke

  • @MeganG-GSG
    @MeganG-GSG Рік тому +6

    “I dIeD? He probably wasn’t hackin”
    Funny and sad at the same time

  • @virtualrealitea
    @virtualrealitea 3 роки тому +2108

    Dad: "Alexa, how tall is Mount Everest?"
    "WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT LOL"
    Dad: **nods in embarrassment**

    • @_spoons
      @_spoons 3 роки тому +9

      surprised how nobody commented for 3 months

    • @virtualrealitea
      @virtualrealitea 3 роки тому

      @@_spoons honestly I forgot about this comment

    • @_spoons
      @_spoons 3 роки тому +1

      lmao

    • @_spoons
      @_spoons 3 роки тому +4

      btw congrats on 99

    • @parlodadgood3538
      @parlodadgood3538 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/CsZXtTpPElo/v-deo.html

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze 5 років тому +2935

    Child: is it for me?
    Dad: It’s for all of us.
    Wife:
    I married a communist
    Father: We

    • @DanTheMan6979
      @DanTheMan6979 4 роки тому +6

      lmaoooooooo

    • @Natso_1
      @Natso_1 4 роки тому +16

      Hold up...

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 4 роки тому +14

      @@Natso_1 WE

    • @Natso_1
      @Natso_1 4 роки тому +1

      @@yazidefirenze I don't think you get it...

    • @yes-kr7pv
      @yes-kr7pv 4 роки тому +9

      @@Natso_1 no, u dont get it

  • @RubyPiec
    @RubyPiec 6 років тому +11259

    "set a timer for 8 minutes"
    "dialing 911"

    • @airidas8894
      @airidas8894 6 років тому +18

      RubyPiec u got 28likes in 10 ITS A SCAM

    • @RubyPiec
      @RubyPiec 6 років тому +7

      what i didnt even notice LOL

    • @twig_9079
      @twig_9079 6 років тому +3

      RubyPiec
      Ik

    • @Matt-mt5it
      @Matt-mt5it 6 років тому

      RubyPiec I

    • @vinhnuwen
      @vinhnuwen 6 років тому +15

      *dialling 911

  • @alexis3647yt
    @alexis3647yt 2 роки тому +7

    Technoblade: I play Minecraft
    Family: SHUT UP
    Technoblade: get help

  • @JakeiZazazy
    @JakeiZazazy 6 років тому +4489

    Woman : Alexa set the timer for 8 minutes
    Technoblade : ok dialing 911

    • @josh16
      @josh16 5 років тому +4

      Call 911

    • @invalid-user7335
      @invalid-user7335 5 років тому +1

      lilAR got snipez tf

    • @nvrbroker
      @nvrbroker 5 років тому

      @@lilargotsnipez1392 4 regret 4 to refer deer g44rgggrggrrgg4rrgrgh

    • @hugebuffman3619
      @hugebuffman3619 5 років тому +2

      @@josh16 ok setting a time for 8 minutes...

    • @megaagentj2248
      @megaagentj2248 5 років тому +1

      Joshua Cervantes hacking the watchdog account..

  • @baconbot282
    @baconbot282 5 років тому +6808

    Techno blade: I play Minecraft. (Don’t tell my parents, they think I have a job)
    Me: Technoblade, that is your job.

    • @streakybeast7878
      @streakybeast7878 5 років тому +122

      BaconBot28
      That’s the joke, his parents think he have a *real* job

    • @roam_3132
      @roam_3132 5 років тому +17

      bacon bot r/wooooooosh

    • @Ky-lt7yb
      @Ky-lt7yb 5 років тому

      tell*

    • @Nexpeon
      @Nexpeon 5 років тому +25

      @MLG360_ sensei you should be wooooshed lol he was literally joking

    • @borisshirvanian1120
      @borisshirvanian1120 5 років тому +1

      That's the joke

  • @TheBogbo
    @TheBogbo 4 роки тому +708

    “Alexa set a timer for 8 minutes”
    Amazon techno: dialing 9-1-1

    • @TheBogbo
      @TheBogbo 4 роки тому +5

      How do I have 172 likes? I literally just quoted something from the video

    • @doub1e_b1ink77
      @doub1e_b1ink77 4 роки тому

      and who cares people like comments so what i liked it just bc u said something about it

    • @alaynaberryman9688
      @alaynaberryman9688 4 роки тому

      My Alexa went off when he said that and I went into full panic mode

    • @booginanachu7929
      @booginanachu7929 4 роки тому

      @@TheBogbo idk lol

    • @hjoehj0996
      @hjoehj0996 4 роки тому

      @@TheBogbo because the statement was funny

  • @Steve1766
    @Steve1766 2 роки тому +14

    Rest In Peace We Will Never Forget The King

  • @MTJackinator
    @MTJackinator 2 роки тому +1494

    “Alexa tell me a joke”
    “I died”
    Rest In Peace techno. You’ll be missed. You were a legend and inspiration to many

    • @ninethetwotailedfox
      @ninethetwotailedfox 2 роки тому +26

      Rest in peace techno blade.
      He's such a legend, and legends never die.

    • @destroyercentral3471
      @destroyercentral3471 2 роки тому +7

      Now we will fight God in heaven. THE ULTIMATE 1V1!!!

    • @MonkeyTheMonkey7409
      @MonkeyTheMonkey7409 2 роки тому +3

      hate it how somebody famous dies cause people gonna call them a legend its anoyying we get it

    • @sunbeam6897
      @sunbeam6897 2 роки тому +4

      I was so funny I cried instead of laughing

    • @kurtdavenvelasco203
      @kurtdavenvelasco203 2 роки тому

      @@MonkeyTheMonkey7409 he’s a legend to be fair it’s not annoying

  • @ellyserban8951
    @ellyserban8951 5 років тому +8181

    The joke for the kids was that he died
    TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

    • @avalonava
      @avalonava 5 років тому +37

      OH MY GOD *dialing 811*

    • @avalonava
      @avalonava 5 років тому +11

      Also not 911 because 811 is better forgot to mention

    • @voiq1764
      @voiq1764 5 років тому +3

      @@avalonava ok

    • @ellyserban8951
      @ellyserban8951 5 років тому +4

      @Mecatfan Gaming yes im sorry

    • @danyl2616
      @danyl2616 5 років тому +3

      He respawns

  • @CalebthegiganticMariofan
    @CalebthegiganticMariofan Рік тому +8

    “Alexa tell me another joke”
    “I died”
    That aged well

    • @slashuck
      @slashuck 5 місяців тому +1

      it aged terribly*

  • @katiekhan509
    @katiekhan509 4 роки тому +2772

    “Alexa set a timer for 8 minutes”
    *”Dialling 911”*

    • @RemRor1630
      @RemRor1630 4 роки тому +14

      Aight i've seen so many comments like this

    • @-Iridescent-
      @-Iridescent- 4 роки тому +3

      I read this as it was exactly playing wtf

    • @GanderBeaver
      @GanderBeaver 3 роки тому

      the police will arrive just in time xdd

    • @zealous1105
      @zealous1105 3 роки тому

      Yeah 9-1X1

    • @mei819
      @mei819 3 роки тому

      almost 666 likes 😳

  • @qxRob
    @qxRob 5 років тому +2116

    Rest in peace Legend. Thank you for everything you’ve done.

  • @AngiShyGuy
    @AngiShyGuy 6 років тому +2851

    Dad: Techno, how tall if Mount Everest?
    Techno: WHAT TYPE OF QUESTION IS THAT?!

    • @loaky6313
      @loaky6313 6 років тому +39

      XD And after that the guy's reaction is like "I fucking quit"

    • @TntBoyGT
      @TntBoyGT 6 років тому +15

      more like
      some1 (100%percentsnotdad): Techno, how tall is Mount Everest?
      Techno: I don't know man. I left click on people for coins, ask your teacher.

    • @samplesimple0
      @samplesimple0 6 років тому +1

      AngiSGC Hi angi!

    • @phantomchaser0963
      @phantomchaser0963 6 років тому +2

      You: "Dad: Techno, how tall if Mount Everest?"
      Me: 'what kind of question is that #grammarnazi"

    • @samplesimple0
      @samplesimple0 6 років тому +1

      Nazi*
      Now who's wrong with grammar?

  • @Taarush11
    @Taarush11 9 місяців тому +4

    Rest In Peace Technoblade

  • @hexofficialPH
    @hexofficialPH 2 роки тому +3199

    The "I Died" Joke really hit me hard...Rest In Peace Technoblade

    • @muffetlover
      @muffetlover 2 роки тому +17

      Same

    • @Trevispro13
      @Trevispro13 2 роки тому +16

      Same

    • @Mr.Magpie219
      @Mr.Magpie219 2 роки тому +28

      I mean... its not a joke

    • @-trinity-3732
      @-trinity-3732 2 роки тому +27

      @@Mr.Magpie219 it was a joke in the video when they asked for a jok

    • @qxllioo
      @qxllioo 2 роки тому +2

      I didn't know until today

  • @dell3ani
    @dell3ani 4 роки тому +501

    TechnoBlade:” Dont tell my parents they think i have a job”
    Kid: “ Aswome!”

  • @etronixtunes
    @etronixtunes 4 роки тому +810

    2:02 imagine having THAT dance mix 😂

    • @midassilverhult1909
      @midassilverhult1909 4 роки тому +11

      _R1vaL_ what you mean with imagine

    • @etronixtunes
      @etronixtunes 4 роки тому +6

      @@midassilverhult1909 i mean that if u had an Amazon Echo and had a dance mix like the one on the vid it would be very funny😂

    • @hahuthought1557
      @hahuthought1557 4 роки тому +2

      @@midassilverhult1909
      Hol'up
      Hol'up....
      HOL'UP

    • @k.somm1
      @k.somm1 4 роки тому +2

      ... i do hv THAT as my dance mix.. its all i hv for my dance mix on a 1 hour loop.. hEheHe..

    • @Mousedahbidoof
      @Mousedahbidoof 4 роки тому +2

      @@hahuthought1557 wat.you don't have it as your dance mix?

  • @karanbirmahil6434
    @karanbirmahil6434 2 роки тому +4

    The memories he gave us will be cherished for life

  • @braixavian4117
    @braixavian4117 3 роки тому +1530

    this is both hilarious and terrifying and I can’t explain why

    • @MCD10000
      @MCD10000 2 роки тому +1

      Oh don't worry this could actually happen as amazon is trying to give alexa the abilities to perfectly replicate voices from a 10second clip of them

    • @puppergump4117
      @puppergump4117 2 роки тому

      @@MCD10000 It's getting better but it's not perfect. The channel Speaking of AI uses some of the best models for that and it still sounds clipped and monotone and also requires a lot of samples to work with. Of course, since Amazon is listening to you all day, it can get as many samples as it wants.

    • @MCD10000
      @MCD10000 2 роки тому

      @@puppergump4117 that's not what amazon is claiming

    • @duality5785
      @duality5785 2 роки тому

      Looking at the comment and the date answers your question

  • @ebagthegreat5551
    @ebagthegreat5551 3 роки тому +2247

    The fact that today is Valentine’s Day

  • @bacondragon6925
    @bacondragon6925 3 роки тому +2140

    "Techno tell me a joke"
    "i died"
    *laughter*
    Thats right kids. Its a joke. CUZ NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES.

    • @narutowallpapers6697
      @narutowallpapers6697 3 роки тому +8

      HAHHAHAHA HE GAVE ME A SEGUR WITH THAT JOKE!

    • @T4N4Y
      @T4N4Y 3 роки тому +5

      Say it with me, NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

    • @sibashis_12
      @sibashis_12 3 роки тому +3

      The joke didn't end there. He said after that "they probably weren't hacking"

    • @parlodadgood3538
      @parlodadgood3538 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/CsZXtTpPElo/v-deo.html

    • @gudaxvamp
      @gudaxvamp 3 роки тому +1

      Tee heee pog

  • @Lezu.
    @Lezu. 2 роки тому +3

    this came on my feed today, rest easy king, we all miss you so much🎗❤

  • @thursdayspilot
    @thursdayspilot 5 років тому +1152

    "Alexa set a timer for 8 minutes."
    "Okay. Dialing 9-1-1. . . "

    • @ebgurif
      @ebgurif 4 роки тому +9

      Thanks for quoting that part of the video!! I didn’t notice

    • @dragonz6491
      @dragonz6491 4 роки тому +2

      @@ebgurif fuck you

    • @ebgurif
      @ebgurif 4 роки тому +6

      @@dragonz6491that's not very nice of you

    • @dragonz6491
      @dragonz6491 4 роки тому +1

      @@ebgurif because you were the nicest person in the world!

    • @mystix1979
      @mystix1979 4 роки тому +1

      DragonAmerican // The Guy what’s happening?

  • @coup5662
    @coup5662 5 років тому +4596

    Let’s be honest we’re all looking for technoblade’s comment

    • @lola126yearsago3
      @lola126yearsago3 5 років тому +17

      Coupon 211 likes including me and no replies oh wait

    • @maxen9807
      @maxen9807 5 років тому +7

      You got me

    • @nekarri
      @nekarri 5 років тому +1

      copied lol wtf

    • @coup5662
      @coup5662 5 років тому +7

      @@nekarri lmao no i didnt i just thought it i did see it eventually tho so

    • @_-xce-_4950
      @_-xce-_4950 5 років тому +2

      No u

  • @ItsAmoges
    @ItsAmoges 3 роки тому +614

    You see, the part where the Mom says "set a timer for eight minutes" she's trying to set a BOMB timer for eight minutes. That's why Techno said "dialing 911..."

    • @clauteletuby
      @clauteletuby 3 роки тому +6

      no shit

    • @classical4872
      @classical4872 3 роки тому +5

      I actually thought the amazon technoblade was just malfunctioning with that. good to know.

    • @Dancing_goose41
      @Dancing_goose41 2 роки тому +2

      Oh makes sense now

    • @RimurusPetRanga
      @RimurusPetRanga 2 роки тому +1

      Lol it all makes sense now

    • @Ziyph
      @Ziyph 2 роки тому +1

      @@clauteletuby Claustrophobic Teletubby in the public?

  • @gabby_5820
    @gabby_5820 2 роки тому +5

    Once a funny parody, now a nice wholesome tribute.

  • @k4mi-
    @k4mi- 4 роки тому +317

    "Set a timer for 8 minutes!"
    "dialin 911....."

  • @bluehatpro6517
    @bluehatpro6517 5 років тому +2863

    Got recommended after TECHNOBLADE got Pig rank plus

    • @Sportix24
      @Sportix24 5 років тому +5

      Same.

    • @caseybouquet
      @caseybouquet 5 років тому +5

      RIP Pig++

    • @wenda2390
      @wenda2390 5 років тому +2

      @@caseybouquet mission failed XD
      but he did get lots of viewers in the stream (about 71k)

    • @alexc8992
      @alexc8992 5 років тому +1

      PigMinus

    • @boy9019
      @boy9019 5 років тому +2

      Pig++ achieved

  • @skidz.380
    @skidz.380 4 роки тому +757

    “Set a timer for 8 mins”
    “Dialing 911”
    😂

    • @monicacabieses906
      @monicacabieses906 3 роки тому

      copied comment

    • @side9353
      @side9353 3 роки тому +6

      @@monicacabieses906 lol loser

    • @thedarkjw6219
      @thedarkjw6219 3 роки тому

      Just happened

    • @jibonjyotichetia1214
      @jibonjyotichetia1214 3 роки тому +5

      @@monicacabieses906 people can have the same ideas ya know? You can't expect everyone to look through the whole comment section to make sure their comment is original just because you hate copied comments. Like what are you gonna do?

    • @Evler_
      @Evler_ 3 роки тому

      @@jibonjyotichetia1214 it's so hard to not find a comment which says " dialling 911 " , like it's just an overused quote and 9 times out of 10 people just copy the comment to get likes and it just ruins the whole point of the joke or quote or a meme

  • @ExcludedYT
    @ExcludedYT 2 роки тому +5

    Even though Technoblade passed away HES LIVES IN E TECHNOLOGY LETS GOOO!!!
    Technoblade never dies

  • @briqht1155
    @briqht1155 6 років тому +1105

    Start putting Technoblade in all of your videos and you'll become famous.

    • @OmicronGaming
      @OmicronGaming  6 років тому +33

      Briqht FUDGE YOU FOUND ME OUT

    • @briqht1155
      @briqht1155 6 років тому +6

      OmicronGaming OH SHIT PLAN TO BECOME FAMOUS EXPOSED

    • @Sir_Master
      @Sir_Master 6 років тому +5

      *news reporters waltz in*

    • @miller1949
      @miller1949 6 років тому +1

      OmicronGaming THE TECHNOFBI IS COMING FOR YOU RUN DUDEEEE RUNNNN CHANGE YOUR NAME TRAVEL ACROSS THE WORLD PUT A MOUSTACHE FAST DUDE FAST OH NUUU THEY GOT MEH *DEAD*

    • @cameronwildly
      @cameronwildly 6 років тому

      He's gonna be world wide. "technoblade never dies".

  • @divd1v
    @divd1v 4 роки тому +316

    "Define annoying"
    techno amazon:NEERRRDDDZZZZ

  • @spedebo6134
    @spedebo6134 5 років тому +980

    the ad before the video was meet google home
    loooooooooooooooooooool

  • @ghostkrow553
    @ghostkrow553 Рік тому +3

    "it's been over a year" Do not remind me please, i grieve for as long as I want :')

  • @yes-is5wf
    @yes-is5wf 4 роки тому +419

    1:36 when i heard The chests opening. I felt it.

  • @tenacity4200
    @tenacity4200 6 років тому +9260

    Am I the only one looking for TechnoBlade's comment?

  • @tomorrow_comes_today
    @tomorrow_comes_today 4 роки тому +289

    "How tall is mount Everest?"
    *"What kind of question is that-"*

    • @dylanmejia5001
      @dylanmejia5001 3 роки тому

      @MUHAMMAD ADIB BIN MOHAMAD ROSHIDI Moe all war is deception sun tzu even your questions correct way to ask
      what is the not now or later of those people with slant eyes and dont make cartoons
      this is a joke dont sue me

  • @GoldenSpiritsMusic
    @GoldenSpiritsMusic 2 роки тому +3

    RIP Technoblade NEVER DIES

  • @DEGermany
    @DEGermany 3 роки тому +533

    2:09 "Alexa, define annoying."
    "NEEEEEEEERRRDDDDSSSS!"
    "Example: my brother."
    That was just perfect.

  • @carson8840
    @carson8840 4 роки тому +262

    "Define annoying"
    Techno:Nerrrrrrrrrds
    Me: wait does that mean i'm annoying?

    • @Wickaki
      @Wickaki 3 роки тому

      @@potassium_3292 Ur annoying

    • @Someone0920
      @Someone0920 3 роки тому

      @@Wickaki yeah you are annoying because he did nothing

    • @Wickaki
      @Wickaki 3 роки тому

      @@Someone0920 Ik im smart

    • @anteeklund4159
      @anteeklund4159 3 роки тому

      Yes. Yea it does

  • @awann_azerty
    @awann_azerty 4 роки тому +549

    "alexa, how tall is mount everest"
    "WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?"
    Well. hes right, he never gone to everest so..

  • @pear...
    @pear... 22 дні тому +1

    Thank God he has been immortalized in such a useful product

  • @ikramhussain1534
    @ikramhussain1534 3 роки тому +451

    The only Amazon echo meme where it actually gives good answers rather then repeating “I don’t know!”

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 3 роки тому +7

      That and the retroversity one which was actually purposefully voice acted by the man himself

  • @zaza_licouzzz
    @zaza_licouzzz 4 роки тому +327

    "tell me a joke"
    Life
    "Tell me another one"
    College debt
    "How bout another one?"
    Orphans

    • @alfredocastro8576
      @alfredocastro8576 4 роки тому +1

      darkk houmer

    • @popatochisps6712
      @popatochisps6712 4 роки тому +3

      Dark humor is the way some people cope with tragedy.

    • @thefallener6404
      @thefallener6404 4 роки тому +4

      Dark humor is hilariously funny

    • @mr.depthleviathan5425
      @mr.depthleviathan5425 4 роки тому

      "Dad, what is dark humor?"
      "Beating up an orphan so hard they go cry to their mommy."
      "But they don't have a mo - ooooooohhhhh..."

  • @ItsMix
    @ItsMix 2 роки тому +2615

    He was an amazing influence and strong soul. His legacy, the stories, his efforts, they all will NEVER be forgotten. But in a sense, through his content and his footprint he left on everyone who follow and subbed to him, the fans and passerbys who watched his videos, to the whole internet, he lives on. After all,
    Technoblade never dies.
    #WeWillMissYouTechno

  • @GamerFunOriginallyAarush
    @GamerFunOriginallyAarush 2 роки тому +11

    This is an epic Technoblade video. I will miss him for forever. He was not one of the best UA-camrs for me at least but he gave me confidence to keep going. I will miss him but he will live on forever.

  • @snipztaelien7024
    @snipztaelien7024 5 років тому +1505

    UA-cam:
    2018: you shouldn’t watch this video
    2019: R E C O M M E N D E D

    • @Seto_KaibaX
      @Seto_KaibaX 5 років тому +7

      All because he killed Pewdiepie in Hungergames.

    • @muchcreepz
      @muchcreepz 5 років тому +4

      Why wouldn’t this get recommended? This is the best

    • @snipztaelien7024
      @snipztaelien7024 5 років тому +1

      Seto KaibaX lol ikr

    • @dpend
      @dpend 5 років тому +3

      1 IQ: make video on trending topic
      10000 IQ: make video on topic for 5 yrs later

    • @zacharymohammadi
      @zacharymohammadi 5 років тому

      Seto KaibaX you mean mega blitz?

  • @iliketilly8002
    @iliketilly8002 4 роки тому +150

    “Technoblade, define annoying?.”
    “NERDSS”

  • @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019
    @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019 4 роки тому +298

    Guy: "Alexa, how tall is Mt. Everest?"
    Technoblade: "what kind of question is that"
    Guy: "Understandable."

  • @RealRamenVids
    @RealRamenVids 2 роки тому +1

    R.I.P king Technoblade was the biggest inspiration and funny and we will always remember him thanks to videos like theses and the memories he left us with

  • @fiajoo
    @fiajoo 4 роки тому +745

    I forgot this was what I was watching and got really confused when the "skip" button didn't come up...

  • @That_one_scene_kid33
    @That_one_scene_kid33 2 роки тому +200

    Dude, every time techno is mentioned these days it’s always sad. Shows how much we loved the guy

    • @Enter.Username.
      @Enter.Username. 2 роки тому +7

      He was a true god. He practically carried my childhood with the other millions

    • @withered743
      @withered743 2 роки тому +6

      I still love the guy

    • @UPBEATFOREVER
      @UPBEATFOREVER 2 роки тому

      Everytime i hear the words "people" and "no worries" all of you are nervous breakdown sad.

    • @Arknjoyer
      @Arknjoyer 2 роки тому +2

      It's also bad because people need to move on and stop spamming even on videos that have nothing to do with techno

  • @XavierCat
    @XavierCat 3 роки тому +352

    BEST OF ALEXA TECHNOBLADE
    "Akexa add wrapping paper to the shopping list"
    "never! stop asking!!!"
    "Alexa, how tall is mount everest?"
    "WhAT KinDA qUeStiON is THAt??"
    “alexa, set a timer for 8 minutes”
    “dialing 911..”
    “Alexa, tell me a joke”
    “I died?"
    *LAUGHTER *

  • @mauriestrada4098
    @mauriestrada4098 2 роки тому +3

    1:53 yes, but you have another in everyone ;)

  • @_xkate6522
    @_xkate6522 4 роки тому +193

    The Dad: Alexa what do you do?
    Technoblade: I play minecraft *dont tell my parents they think i have a job*

    • @_xkate6522
      @_xkate6522 4 роки тому +4

      I saw this in recommend lol

    • @h_suah14
      @h_suah14 4 роки тому +2

      @@_xkate6522 same lol

  • @OmicronGaming
    @OmicronGaming  6 років тому +34764

    Subscribing is not a scam so you should do it neeeeerds

  • @CC-8027
    @CC-8027 3 роки тому +412

    “Alexa how tall is Mount Everest?”
    “What kinda question is that?!”

    • @hockeybeast_1647
      @hockeybeast_1647 3 роки тому +1

      Bad comwnt

    • @hockeybeast_1647
      @hockeybeast_1647 3 роки тому +2

      L
      I'm her friend this is a joke lol

    • @simonking9262
      @simonking9262 3 роки тому

      @@hockeybeast_1647 it's your opinion if you don't have anything nice don't talk

    • @kaltmaxe
      @kaltmaxe 3 роки тому

      @@simonking9262 they was joking lol

    • @hockeybeast_1647
      @hockeybeast_1647 3 роки тому

      @@simonking9262 chill out bro

  • @OneGamerCat
    @OneGamerCat 2 роки тому +1

    ofc, it comes up in everyone's recommended when he dies, rest in peace technoblade, but truly gamers dont die. they merely respawn.

  • @socks7550
    @socks7550 4 роки тому +325

    Girl: “ is it for me?”
    Me: “We know who’s favorite”

    • @vexorion6577
      @vexorion6577 3 роки тому +7

      the youngest will always be the favorite 😒

    • @idkmypurposeman.3606
      @idkmypurposeman.3606 3 роки тому

      @@vexorion6577 lies im emotionaly manipulated and verbaly abused

    • @vexorion6577
      @vexorion6577 3 роки тому +1

      @@idkmypurposeman.3606 you the youngest?

    • @idkmypurposeman.3606
      @idkmypurposeman.3606 3 роки тому +1

      @@vexorion6577 y e s

    • @vexorion6577
      @vexorion6577 3 роки тому +2

      @@idkmypurposeman.3606 i feel the same too and im the oldest among my siblings