Dumbledore: "Gryffindor wins!" Bully Maguire: "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye" Dumbledore: "Uhmm I mean... Hufflepuff wins!" Gryffindor: "No! Why?! We won!" Bully Maguire: "Gonna cry?"
@@sameerthakur720 *Bully in snape’s class* Snape: Turn to page 394. Bully: No, not exactly. Snape: Why you insolent little… Bully: You’re trash Snape. Snape: I’ll send you straight to Azkaban, if you’re lucky. I’m one of the most respected professors in this school. Bully: No. They despise you. You’re an embarrassment to them. Huh, look at little Severus Jr, gonna cry?
The ONLY thing that didn't make sense was Bully thinking he was being punished for being selfish by...being sorted into the most selfless house? Maybe the Hat hoped they'd all rub off on him
Hat: "I know just what to do with you." Bully Maguire (whiny voice): "No...please...please don't say that..." That quote matched the situation so damn good, I really had to laugh :D
Sorting Hat: HUFFLEPUFF! Maguire: I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye. Sorting Hat: I should’ve said Gryffindor... Maguire: You should’ve thought of that earlier.
Haha this is great!! Him telling Snape “take your eye of off me” and “no he got my name wrong” were the highlights for me.
😊Thanks Matan!
"My name's the Human Spider"
@@MaguireWasTaken I missed the part where that's my problem
@@rishavkarki3593 (insert Bully Maguire scream)
See ya chump
Dumbledore: The dark lord, Voldemort, has returned.
Bully Maguire: I miss the part where that's my problem.
Dumbledore, Harry and the order of the phoenix: PLEASE!! We need your help!
Bully Maguire: You should have thought of that earlier.
Copying ahaha
some say voldmort is still afraid of bully maguire
Yep... lol
Avada Kedavra said bully Maguire calmly
Hufflepuff's gonna win the House Cup
With BullyMaguire on their side they cannot loose!
Dumbledore: "Gryffindor wins!"
Bully Maguire: "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye"
Dumbledore: "Uhmm I mean... Hufflepuff wins!"
Gryffindor: "No! Why?! We won!"
Bully Maguire: "Gonna cry?"
@@simplepointstudio6210 No.....yes
Up, up, and AWAY!!!
Bully is dialin 1-800-1-Snitch on this tournament. SHAZAM! 🤣
XD
At first I thought Tobey was gonna buy garden soil for Madam Sprout's herbology class. I realized he was going to put it in someone's eye. Lmao!
Lmao
yeah took me a moment, too xD
I thought he was buying fertilizer for a bomb
I came to the comments because I didn't get why he was buying it. Once I realized what he was gonna do I laughed my ass off!
@@TheMoxinator me too
Something's clearly wrong with the sorting hat. It should've made Bully Maguire the headmaster
xD
Me: 0:39
K
Well considering what kinda dimwit jk rowling is headmaster stands for the guy who gives the best head so bully maguire doesnt fit that role.
I consider puttin him to slytherin... but that'll be too much x3
Jameson laughing at him was just perfect.
Ikr
That was the cherry on top of this video 🤣
Jameson was editor-in-chief at The Daily Prophet in this Special Extended movie version.
glad there are others who appreciate the best part
Where was Harry (Osborne) clapping tho?
snape is the only one who realizes hes not a student
let that sink in
I believe you are not a student. You are here by....
....
....
.....
....
.
accident.
@@sameerthakur720 *Bully in snape’s class*
Snape: Turn to page 394.
Bully: No, not exactly.
Snape: Why you insolent little…
Bully: You’re trash Snape.
Snape: I’ll send you straight to Azkaban, if you’re lucky. I’m one of the most respected professors in this school.
Bully: No. They despise you. You’re an embarrassment to them. Huh, look at little Severus Jr, gonna cry?
@@AneesSarwar34 I have a feeling he wouldn't even lose points because Snape don't want Bully Maguire to put dirt in his eyes.
You are spider, Toby
“I missed the part where that’s my problem”
Hat: HUFFLEPUFF
Whole Gryffindor house: *stand up and clapping*
They glad he's not with them.
@@LapisAndroid17ParkRanger but little do they know he’s the ultimate weapon for everything
😂😂😂
They welcome the challenge
That part cracked me the heck up
Ron: I'm scared of spiders
Peter: You and I are not gonna be friends.
Thank you for the ❤
I miss the part where thats my problem
@@Luucaas11 😂😂😂
Stings doesn't it?
Peter: I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
If Snape hadn't taken his eyes off him bully Maguire would have put dirt in his eyes.
I only just got the bit at the end after reading this.
@@bigfudge2031 me too I should have caught on sooner. Goddamn Sorting Hat should have done a lot better
@@josephsmith6173 what do you mean
He ordered the dirt at the end to put it in snapes eyes
They should've added Mad Eye Moody's eye scope lock in as well. When Bully Maguire said that.
Hermione: it's Leviosa not Leviosar.
Bully Maguire: I miss the part where thats my problem
Psh, for the longest time I thought she was saying "It's leviosa not leviosa." You just said the samw thing. Ok Her-my-knee.
Jameson’s laugh will never not be funny
0:54 that laugh kills 😂
I died when he said she doesn't know what u are 😂
Ohhh boyyy yeahh
Lol, she doesn't know that Snape IZ Bully Maguire's FATHER
I'm sorry for your loss.
R.I.P.
And take your eye off me
"i know i've been selfish but i can do better"
Dumbledore: *cheers*
Voldemort: Where is Harry Potter?
Bully Maguire: You’ll get the answer when you FIX THE DAMN DOOR.
Eeeeeeeerrrrrrhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! How dare you speak like that, LOL!
Voldemort: I would kill Harry Potter
Harry Potter: See ya ,Chump !
JJ laughing at Bully as he gets sorted into Hufflepuff was the best part 😂😂
"Draco Malfoy" "MY NAMES THE HUMAN SPIDER!"
And you will soon find that other wizarding houses are better than others. I can help you turn into a spider
@@josegonzalez3485 i think i can turn into spider myself thanks
I missed the part where that's my problem 🤣
In wizard world it isn't normal to talk to spiders.
Bully Maguire will take Hufflepuff to glory and heights never seen before.
Coz he is invincible 😆
0:34 that face always kills me 😂😂😂😂
Snape senses an apex predator. His weak attempts at abuse, are nothing compared to what Bully Maguire can do.
He sensed an evil, demonic presence in the room way more powerful than the Dark Lord.
@@shriharihudli8596 and the guy got sent not to the slytherin...but Instead...hufflepuff.
I love this 😂
:D
I love to think you, matan studios and team maguire are a friend groep
@@Team_Maguire is it called the bully counsil or citadel of maguire?
i can't believe that i used to be so small and young like the harry potter in this video when i first watch this movie
@@zackrider3708 I wasn't even born. But the series seems like it didn't come such a long time ago
Hat: Huffelpuff.
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where thats my problem
Oh gawd... dats sad lol
It’s the part where you’re in hufflepuff
Imagine you’re a 3rd-7th year student at the feast, and you hear a first year telling McGonagall to shut up.
👁👄👁
Telling Snape to take your eyes off me.
Hufflepuff was already the best, but now we have Bully Maguire. We are unstoppable.
Lol Hufflepuff is the worst that's why Bully Maguire was so sad about it and JJ laughs at him
@@patrykkowalski1700 stfu
@@patrykkowalski1700 *was the worst. Not anymore...
Ok you guys are right there is worse place than Hufflepuff and its Husslepuff a place where all black wizards go.
The ONLY thing that didn't make sense was Bully thinking he was being punished for being selfish by...being sorted into the most selfless house? Maybe the Hat hoped they'd all rub off on him
Oh boy yeah that was good
Oh boy yeah! Always nice to have one of the board of directors pay me a visit 😊
@@Team_Maguire DOO U NO HOW MUCH EYE SACRIFICED👺
It should have made the brand new Pizza House for him
😂
Draco Malfoy:my father will hear about this
Bully Maguire:l missed the part where that's my problem
Bully Maguire: Look at little Malfoy Jr... Gonna cry?
@@flyingrancidm00nfish7 this deserves a like.
Later that day, Draco's dad invites Bully Maguire to join his private club.
Putting dirt into people's eyes fits remarkably well with being a Hufflepuff
Part 2 is gonna be him putting dirt in their eye because he ordered dirt
Teacher:talks
Tobey:stop lecturing me please
🤣
I love that everyone takes the phrase "dirt in your eye" literally now haha
Jameson made this entire video. Jameson laughing at Hufflepuff had me dead
Jameson in the next Daily Muggle issue
"The Boy Who Didn't Live (up to his expectations)"
He ordered the soil to put some dirt in everyone's eye
Snape vs Bully Maguire:
*On top of the Tower scene*
*Snape:* “Avada Kedavra!”
*Bully Maguire:* “Is that all you’ve got?!”
Bruh ur profile pic got me 😂
"Hufflepuff!"
Tobey : Now, you can't do this to me! You know how much I sacrificed?!
I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye!
Bro that’d be perfect for this
0:47 ur out Peter
Sorting hat to Tobey : You know, you're something of a hufflepuff yourself
Finally, Hufflepuff gets a hero we can stand behind.
*sad Cedric noises in the background*
Stop lecturing me please.
Hi Bully Maguire
I missed the part where that's my problem.
I'll stop lecturing you, when you fix THIS DAMN DOOR!
Comedic potential is unlimited. Bully Maguire fits everywhere 😂
Hoping to see Tobey fighting Voldemort in battle.
Bro that’d be awesome
@@ryannichols9452 It has already
YESS
Why bother? He's just going to put some dirt in his eye.
UPDATE: I saw Bully vs Volde, I was right! lol.
Other groups are so going to loose the house cup🤣🤣🤣
Tobey buying some dirt online has to be one of the best cliffhanger this year!!
Professor McGonagall : why is it when something happens it's always you four ?
Bully maguire : i missed the part where that's my problem !
Hat: "I know just what to do with you."
Bully Maguire (whiny voice): "No...please...please don't say that..."
That quote matched the situation so damn good, I really had to laugh :D
so he is going to put 600 units of dirt in their eyes ;D
Yessir
600 units, and a million more on the way.
This is the greatest thing made in the history of mankind.
Appreciate it!
0:03 - 0:05 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 is anyone else amused by seeing him among all those kids lol
I didn't even notice him at first but I died when I finally did 😂😂😂
0:13 everytime gets me 😭😂
Sorting Hat: HUFFLEPUFF!
Maguire: I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.
Sorting Hat: I should’ve said Gryffindor...
Maguire: You should’ve thought of that earlier.
He deserved a better house!
You should have thought of that earlier
You mean a better house deserved me ??
@@toxic6085 hey bully
He deserv his own house.😉
@@zoltanracz5591 I have . It's called rent house .
Voldemort: gimme elder wand!
Bully Maguire: you'll get your elder wand if you fix this damn door!
I like how he got sorted into Hufflepuff and gryffindors were clapping.
*You're a bully, Maguire!*
I am wot
He bought that soil so he can throw a dirt into someone's eye 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"stop lecturing me please"😂🤣
Lol, he's ordering enough dirt for all the eyes in Hogwarts.
Vegan dirt lol
That's a cute hat, did your husband give it to you?
😂
Dumbledorr raising his cup is just comedy GOLD😂
Jonah's laugh lol 🤣
So clever! This is so good! Thank you for taking the time to edit it nicely
Thanks!!!!!
“HUFFLEPUFF!”
*shows the gryffindor table clapping*
BULLY MAGUIRE DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!
Bully Maguire : Take your hand off me
For someone going to Hogwarts in the first movie, Tobey looks awfully depressed...
Haha "no please don't say that" fit perfectly here
"Mental that one, I'm telling you" missed opportunity ;)
Putting him in Hufflepuff broke me, what a stroke of genius!
JJJaughing at the end had me rolling
Give Me The Stone!!
“YOU’ll GET YOUR STONE WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!!”
Tbh if it was nerd Parker he would be in raven-claw when you think about it
Take your eye off me 😂
he's gonna put some dirt in their eyes.
He will get a better house when you fix this damn door.
Dumbliedore "the evidence that the darklord has return is incomprehensible"
Bully "I missed the part where that's my problem"
Sorting Hat: I CHOOSE HUFFLEPUFF!
Bully Maguire: I never thought he'd really do that!
His laugh kills me everytime 🤣🤣
He won't be in Hufflepuff if they fix THAT DAMN DOOR!
That's why Voldemort woke up so late....
that made perfect sense.
Harry Potter and the 30x100 kg dirt in your eye Maguire.
I'm a proud Hufflepuff. I welcome you to our house, Tobey.
No other house has a chance against Hufflepuff in Quidditch. Bully Maguire gonna score all the points and catch the snitch!
Voldemort : only I can live forever
Bully Maguire : I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
Everyone from both Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin are happy they don't have him on their houses.
But on the other hand. They are all Toby’s enemies now.
Voldemort: I need you to kill Dumbledore by the end of the year.
Bully Maguire: Hey could you pay me in advance.
Cue J J Jameson laughter.
Oh man, what a masterpiece, that was beautiful😂😂😂😂
i loved when he said snape i know what you are
Thank you so much for making my day.
My name’s the Human Spider lmao
awesome edit, do more of these HP vids if you can:)
Will do :D
Tom = Griffindor
Andrew = Ravenclaw
Toby = Hufflepuff
Bully = Slytherin
He's gonna put so much dirt in so many eyes
My favorite part was J Jonah Jameson laughing at him for getting Hufflepuff. I like Hufflepuff, I'm just saying the reaction was great.
First again team maguire never lates😉
Bruh why are you here so early
@@Team_Maguire yep cause I love bully Maguire and creator
@@teammaguireforever7846 :)
@@Team_Maguire do you have sticker of bully Maguire I want to biybit
@@Team_Maguire buy it*
Look at the little boy who lived. Gonna cry?
0:55 his laughing always caught me 😂😂
Hufflepuff is too high level for him, rather slytherin or gryffindor
'Take your eye off me'
Okay..the laughing JJ pushed this video from amazing to spectacular.
After the visit at bully macguires house voldemord has been known as the wizard who lived...almost.