@@20FreeWill very good. I'd always thought there is a her and weans, but he turned them against himself by doing mad stuff like stompin down the road with no top on yelling. I'd never considered him bein so mental there's no weans or her.
I've seen a person do this before but being from Dundee it was "Bairns" and he was less distraught and more angry. The more I recollect the memory the more I start to think it was my Dad.
It's just beautiful. The bare chest in a gore-tex jacket, the refocusing of the lens, the vague lack of acknowledgement in Limmy's eyes as he interacts with the bloke filming. What is this man's story? I think he might be the plasterer after he wakes up and realises that the dream... was just a dream.
His lack of acknowledgement of the guy with the camera always stood out to me too. Like, he doesn't really talk to the guy because he's only one guy. The character wants to shout to as many people as possible that his weans have been turned against him, while he looks for some sort of help. What use is some random cunt in the street with a camera phone going to be able to do to help, so the character has no interest in engaging with him. At least that's how it seemed to me. Love this sketch.
@@childofthesun32 nah he doesn't talk to him because he's trying to take the piss with a camera out and then repeats what he says to get a reaction out of him lol basically he's filmin a drunk estranged mentally unstable dad to put on UA-cam under the title only in scotland.
Limmy does an amazing job at imitating different kinds Scottish people you'd see that are generic and unique at the same time, he makes it so believable, the lack of acknowledgment towards the camera man with just that uninterested and faint "aye", then he just continues saying what he was saying before, he really captures other people's personalities and really makes it believable that he's on the dole. What a man.
My loving father once showed up out of the blue one night to apologise and ramble about alcoholism being a disease and the reason for all his lunacy. Within half an hour, he's proclaiming that we sell our family home he doesn't own to absolve himself of guilt and is physically standing off against my sister. To top it all off, unbeknownst to us, he was headed to court the next day for sentencing! Family memories...
@@unusedsub3003 Haha thanks man. Really, I'm both too inert and was too young for it to affect me much. Feel bad for my mom mostly for having to put up with it for so long and my sisters aren't okay with him at all (though he isn't a part of our lives). Incidentally, my mom says I was the one who convinced her to separate: at 4 years old I cheerfully informed her that he had just bought land for building houses, unknown to her. In the past few years he's ostensibly cleaned up with the help of his weirdo Bible study cult (still not working or paying any of the support he owes). Came around a few times in the past year to do odd jobs around the house in a clumsy attempt to be around us. Tried to get me to play a song on my guitar when he was fixing a radiator in my study; all I could do was stare at this weird, jittery stranger who tries to prove himself intellectually by rambling about Bill Gates controlling people through vaccines. A strange comedy. Hope you're well too.
Limmy might as well not even be in the video. For a moment he captured a perfect, fleeting, muse and it lives through him in these 20 seconds. The weans are truly turned.
Yeah cuz no none genius could think of that 😏 Limmys pretty funny sometimes but reading the comments is even funnier because it's just pure simping like he's god.
@Hi-fd4cw Correct. Not only have his weans been truly turned against him. But his wife has been instrumental in engineering his own mental downfall. Through his deep personal trauma only now does he fully grasp the fact he has been outmanoeuvred leaving acceptance as his final emotional resting place. Acceptance of the fact he was talking shite all along... unfortunately his ego won't allow him to acknowledge this... Thoughts and prayers x
The mother of my children has used her manipulative prowess to change my children's view of me, their father into one that is on the whole, a negative one.
Lyrics: She's turned the weans against us. (Shh! Here he comes.) She's turned the weans against us. She's turned the weans against strato... She's turned the weans against us. (She turned the weans against you mate, aye?) Aye, she's turned the weans against us.
@@lonewalkerproductions My flatmate had a death wish. Frosty Jack's was his go-to drink and he'd polish off one of the 3 litre bottles and puke it back up every time we got drunk. It's like a combo of battery acid and TV static
@@andrewflint9551 A combo of battery acid and TV static. What a brilliantly accurate description of that stuff. I used to drink upwards of 3 litres of it every day. I now have liver disease and don't drink anymore.
I saw it. I'm back after watching this video a few times. There is a stand up (!) version where he has a huge fake peepee hanging out when doing this sketch. It is a new definition of Next Level.
Writers have competitions with each other to see who can write the shortest story (such as "For sale, baby shoes, never used"). I think this 20 second sketch falls into that category.
I watch this regularly, and have done for years. There was a time only Scottish folk watched this, maybe an Irishman or a Geordie or two. Now it seems Limmy has gone international. Where else is he popular now?
IDK if he's that popular in France but I love everything from Limmy, even though I can't understand the most extreme cases of the scottish accent. (I'd love subtitles some times)
I wish that I could unhear that what he says and return to the time when I first heard him utter those immortal words which I know now not for they have been forever erased and now only this remains.
The offspring produced together, in what was to be a forever partnership, now ultimately ceased, has resulted in that offspring being used as a weapon against me - and the subsequent absence of them within my life.
I think what he's trying to say is... Behold, as I cast upon this sombre scene the spectre of her perfidy, a spectre that haunts the corridors of my heart with its chilling whispers of deceit. She, with her guileful arts and honeyed promises, has orchestrated a coup d'état within the kingdom of my progeny, turning the cherished little ones against their once-revered patriarch. But, you've got to admit it, he's much more succinct...
My dad said this about me and my brother as kids when we started to realize how much of a shitty drunk he actually was and started protesting. Such a fool.
@murray1234567891011 That's the penalty for walking up to the ticket office in Euston Station saying "Horr-hee-horr-hee-horr"...... There's a whole community of little froggies inhabiting the Aryshire region these days.
Limmy might as well not even be in the video. For a moment he captured a perfect, fleeting, muse and it lives through him in these 20 seconds. The weans are truly turned.
All he wanted to do was his job, stream himself playing videogames, but she turned the weans against him. They wouldn't stand their dad doing his absolute best to make sure he could bring something to the table. She destroyed his relationship with his kids, she destroyed his hobby, and his livelihood. She turned the weans against him. Poor soul, he's on the wrong way, down a one way street.
"She's turned the wee'uns against us" Or "With the implementation of means fare or foul, my life partner has influenced, convinced or indoctrinated our offspring to have negative thoughts, predefined misconceptions or negative opinions to the male half of the nuclear family; to wit my good self."
@@FaridShahidinejad The humour is dark as in the situation is so depressing it's funny. As for how common, it wouldn't be unusual to see a scene like this in a council estate in Scotland.
In my mind there was police called to the house about 6 months ago for a domestic as a result Limmy spent a weekend in jail. As usual in these cases it was a bank holiday Monday so he never appeared at Glasgow Sheriff Court until Tuesday afternoon. Since then he has been back home with the promise that he would stop his binge drinking and be a better father. This lasted about a month before, you guessed it, he came home drunk and this was the final straw for his wife, she herself being no stranger to drunken misdemeanour. Limmy promised that he would see his kids every week since he moved back in with his mother but his visits have been patchy and more than once has he turned up back at the house drunk and uninvited after the pubs have shut. The 'turning the weans against us' is really Limmy's denial of his own children seeing him for the drunken arsehole that he really is. Repeat this sad little tale 1000 times. Welcome to the West of Scotland
she has manipulated the children to be against me
Thank you
Vigilance Brandon what for?
Arron Nevins the translation
Vigilance Brandon no problem
I thought he was yelling about the terrible weather complaining that it was too windy
Plot twist: The weans inny even his
@@Johnniebhoy83 Damn dude that escalated
Theres nae weans an theres nae her
@@20FreeWill very good. I'd always thought there is a her and weans, but he turned them against himself by doing mad stuff like stompin down the road with no top on yelling. I'd never considered him bein so mental there's no weans or her.
@@Johnniebhoy83 seems a bit specific 🤔
He didn’t put it in, innit?
I've seen a person do this before but being from Dundee it was "Bairns" and he was less distraught and more angry. The more I recollect the memory the more I start to think it was my Dad.
My favourite comment in a long time
+Cameron Hunter Brilliant!
Then go ask your mum why have you turned us against our dad?
Proper laughed at this. Well played
@Pádraig O'Gallochoir Why aren’t you already moist? Something wrong with you or something?
It's just beautiful. The bare chest in a gore-tex jacket, the refocusing of the lens, the vague lack of acknowledgement in Limmy's eyes as he interacts with the bloke filming. What is this man's story? I think he might be the plasterer after he wakes up and realises that the dream... was just a dream.
AYE OK SURE what he fuck are you going on about mate
His lack of acknowledgement of the guy with the camera always stood out to me too. Like, he doesn't really talk to the guy because he's only one guy. The character wants to shout to as many people as possible that his weans have been turned against him, while he looks for some sort of help. What use is some random cunt in the street with a camera phone going to be able to do to help, so the character has no interest in engaging with him.
At least that's how it seemed to me.
Love this sketch.
@@childofthesun32 nah he doesn't talk to him because he's trying to take the piss with a camera out and then repeats what he says to get a reaction out of him lol basically he's filmin a drunk estranged mentally unstable dad to put on UA-cam under the title only in scotland.
@@gnosticwarrior2075 What do you mean? Does this sketch come back into it later on? I thought it was just a one off.
@@childofthesun32 no i was explainin what the joke was about.
I have a mate whose whole FB wall is basically him doing this.
Same. He's a nightmare. He's like that all week then at the weekends he gets coked up and bangs on about fucking off to Tenerife to become a DJ
@@planetofthegapes Yeah, same - most are like this and then there's a few which are like 'fuck 'em all - more money for coke then' :D
Thats dark bro
Can I add him
Anglus Patria I thought you was in Tenerife DJ
"Behold! The wench hath turneth the fruit of mine own loins against me!" ~ _The Weans_ by Limmiam Shakespeare
This was what I was looking for
gold
Wtf youre into limmy, vinny, and fucking xfm karl pilkington? Are we the same person
@@doomeddoomer2896 Great minds think alike, I guess.
That’s the best thing I’ve ever read on the tube
It's the fact it was filmed in a fairly well to do cul-de-sac street rather than a scheme that further cracks me up.
she's got all fuckin posh now, the bitch! I'm no good good enuff for her.
Ruchill's not well to do haha
Gie us one o' yer chaclate chouxe
I've seen much nicer council estates, could totally be one.
Thanks for pointing this out
Surely this deserves an Oscar for best short film.
A few seconds, even
Nothing prepares for you this ... I cheered, I shouted, I fistpumped the air ... I cried, I stood and cheered...
Check out his joggers clip
At least four Scottish BAFTAs
Limmy does an amazing job at imitating different kinds Scottish people you'd see that are generic and unique at the same time, he makes it so believable, the lack of acknowledgment towards the camera man with just that uninterested and faint "aye", then he just continues saying what he was saying before, he really captures other people's personalities and really makes it believable that he's on the dole. What a man.
Totally agree. Does not get the credit he deserves as an actor, really captures proper Scottish traits.
Very well put mate
couldnt have said it better myself
He's a prick. Making the lives of the working-class into a circus for middle class artist types like himself.
@@NothingHumanisAlientoMe no.
@@mbrunnme
Aye you convined me, he is a good guy.
Every child of divorce remembers the exact day and time their dad did this.
My loving father once showed up out of the blue one night to apologise and ramble about alcoholism being a disease and the reason for all his lunacy. Within half an hour, he's proclaiming that we sell our family home he doesn't own to absolve himself of guilt and is physically standing off against my sister. To top it all off, unbeknownst to us, he was headed to court the next day for sentencing! Family memories...
She's turned the wean against him aye
@@banzaiboy1597 sorry to hear that mate. It must have been tough. I had an alcoholic Dad too. Hope you're doing okay.
@@unusedsub3003 Haha thanks man. Really, I'm both too inert and was too young for it to affect me much. Feel bad for my mom mostly for having to put up with it for so long and my sisters aren't okay with him at all (though he isn't a part of our lives). Incidentally, my mom says I was the one who convinced her to separate: at 4 years old I cheerfully informed her that he had just bought land for building houses, unknown to her.
In the past few years he's ostensibly cleaned up with the help of his weirdo Bible study cult (still not working or paying any of the support he owes). Came around a few times in the past year to do odd jobs around the house in a clumsy attempt to be around us. Tried to get me to play a song on my guitar when he was fixing a radiator in my study; all I could do was stare at this weird, jittery stranger who tries to prove himself intellectually by rambling about Bill Gates controlling people through vaccines. A strange comedy.
Hope you're well too.
I thought this video was real for years on twitter
Lol, me to until about forty seconds ago.
It is a real video.
Limmy might as well not even be in the video. For a moment he captured a perfect, fleeting, muse and it lives through him in these 20 seconds. The weans are truly turned.
Feck twitter
What is reality though? A thought to ponder. Happy weekend!
Five people have had their weans turned against them.
If you have kids i hope its something that never happens to you, to have the only good thing in your life taken from you cause of some evil woman
20
synth hero she turn the weans against you aye?
Jim Taylor same here lad
30 people now. Who is turning all these weans against their dads?
That hopeless "I don't..." In between the cries about the weans is heartbreaking. He's a genius.
Yeah cuz no none genius could think of that 😏 Limmys pretty funny sometimes but reading the comments is even funnier because it's just pure simping like he's god.
@@thatoneguychad420You sound like you’ve had some weans turned against you
@Hi-fd4cw Correct. Not only have his weans been truly turned against him. But his wife has been instrumental in engineering his own mental downfall. Through his deep personal trauma only now does he fully grasp the fact he has been outmanoeuvred leaving acceptance as his final emotional resting place. Acceptance of the fact he was talking shite all along... unfortunately his ego won't allow him to acknowledge this...
Thoughts and prayers x
@@thatoneguychad420yer gonna end up doonstairs, covered in daddy longlegs
such a timeless classic - finally in hd
Alfred minutes after being fired as the Waynes' family butler
Hahahaha
it took me one year to get it but it was worth it thank you
I read that as Wayans and was wondering how the hell you knew the name of their butler
The mother of my children has used her manipulative prowess to change my children's view of me, their father into one that is on the whole, a negative one.
Would this be the translation
@@jordanhicks5131 Of course, hope it helps mate!
Ivan Drago how eloquently stated my good chap. I appreciate you clarifying the situation for me even if mr Hicks is negative 😂
Well you do abuse steroids and did kill Apollo Creed...
@@brucebogstrotter1796 I'm a changed man, I would do anything for my son, and I'd sure as hell not turn him against his mum 🤷🏻♂️😂
Lyrics:
She's turned the weans against us.
(Shh! Here he comes.)
She's turned the weans against us.
She's turned the weans against strato...
She's turned the weans against us.
(She turned the weans against you mate, aye?)
Aye, she's turned the weans against us.
Nucking Futs what does strato mean? I thought he said 'it's settled!'
@@YouFeudTV "She's turned the weans against/I don't [know]"
Source: I'm Scottish
gerryjtierney haha cheers mate 😊
Oi, I love Tha Streats, greet bund
@@shamusbob7969 the fuck is that shite?
Anakin after finding out Luke is a Jedi
She's turn'd the younglings against us
More like Obi Wan (Ewan) after he finds out Anakin has butchered the padawans 😂
You're laughing...
She's turned the weans against him, and you're laughing.
damon albarn hasn’t been doing too well
Shite.
It's all a bit of a blur for him now.
His walk is really on point with the character
“Character”
I love how Limmy destroys the auto-generated subtitle function. Every time I turn it on I imagine a Google server catching fire somewhere.
Aww poor bloke. Get him some Frosty Jacks.
ah wahnt mah mammy
At my lowest point in uni I downed an entire 2 litre bottle of that concoction
RadonX9 BLA BLUB BLUB AAAAAHH
@@lonewalkerproductions My flatmate had a death wish. Frosty Jack's was his go-to drink and he'd polish off one of the 3 litre bottles and puke it back up every time we got drunk. It's like a combo of battery acid and TV static
@@andrewflint9551 A combo of battery acid and TV static. What a brilliantly accurate description of that stuff. I used to drink upwards of 3 litres of it every day. I now have liver disease and don't drink anymore.
She has calculated a plot to manipulate my children into shunning me and my core values
Is Limmy acting AND filming? that's impressive
It’s not that hard. First you do one, then do the other.
yeahSOwhat yeah, you do one then the other at the same time. Simple.
@@samwalker5112 right I've got it, first I'll do one, then I'll do the other, at the same time. Appreciate you lad
@@HaggisDruid yeah, you got it.
this thread of replies felt like a monty python sketch
The fact that this actually happens is the reason it's so fuckin funny..
Elaborate please.
Red-04_JAcK Whats to elaborate? Them bitches are always turnin’ the weans against us!
is this a common occurrence in glasgow?
@@kingbradley6000 it's a common occurance for a divorced woman to turn her children against her ex-husband.
She turned the weans against you aye?
I love how it's him speaking to himself from behind the camera. The duality of man.
I love that he wanted to go out shirtless but knew it might rain so put a coat on too before he left
Tfw when against you, she has turned the weans
The cultural accuracy of this clip is perfect
Watching this and reading these comments is a linguistics class
@subcomandante marcos Thank you for making me watch this gem again. You must be fun at parties as well.
Who’s here after Limmy nearly crashed a plane into Christ the Reedemer?!
I saw it. I'm back after watching this video a few times. There is a stand up (!) version where he has a huge fake peepee hanging out when doing this sketch. It is a new definition of Next Level.
Rumour has it If every single dad in scotland says this at the same time the world implodes...
I think the funniest thing about this is that it could pass as a real video.
You might not believe it but I've seen this for real!
Daaaam, you watched Limmy recording this bit live?? Nicee
@@88omair he probably means that this bit seems realistic and OP is comparing his experience to Limmy's acting.
@@jasperquartz4612 Yeah I know, I was being a smartass
I can assure yi av seen it an aw lol ....
Limmy, you are my favorite comedian. You're genuinely funny and your show has really changed my life for the better.
I like that you throw in some social commentary now and again and you teach us ways to laugh even in situations that seem dire and uncomfortable.
Any council estate in the UK has seen this. More than once.
And to think none of this is made up, just life experiences in Glasgow.
we're not that bad ffs ....lol
The t-shirtless chest, the staggered walk, the preaching to no one. Epic.
I can't wait for the restored print of this to be finally released on the Criterion collection
This is a work of art. It must be preserved for all of humanity.
He’s walking the wrong way down a one way street
This is just perfect in every way.
This is pure and simply 20 seconds of unbridled genius
Agreed. Limmys masterpiece
Excellent characterisation. This sort of behaviour is quite common east of Denniston!! :-)
Damon Main also in Airdrie
What are 'weans'?
@@NecromancerSloth Children
Limmy is an artistic genius TBH IMO.
@@NecromancerSloth "Wee Ones" - his kids.
Writers have competitions with each other to see who can write the shortest story (such as "For sale, baby shoes, never used"). I think this 20 second sketch falls into that category.
My spouse succeeded in her nefarious plotting to besmirch my good name in the eyes of my progeny.
Take note, that's how you write a masterpiece.
Fathers4Justice origin story
Prince Charles rambling about Meghan Markle
Thanks!
I watch this regularly, and have done for years. There was a time only Scottish folk watched this, maybe an Irishman or a Geordie or two. Now it seems Limmy has gone international. Where else is he popular now?
Twitch.
Several bits of Russia even
Idk watching from Germany but that's just cause of my personal yt recommendations not cause he's trending here
IDK if he's that popular in France but I love everything from Limmy, even though I can't understand the most extreme cases of the scottish accent. (I'd love subtitles some times)
@@phildenfer Elle tournez Les enfants (against) moi?
Something like that?
Ahh I am now part of the inside joke. Yes.
shoulda got em ravensburger
I wish that I could unhear that what he says and return to the time when I first heard him utter those immortal words which I know now not for they have been forever erased and now only this remains.
The offspring produced together, in what was to be a forever partnership, now ultimately ceased, has resulted in that offspring being used as a weapon against me - and the subsequent absence of them within my life.
Is this the Scottish version of “she took the fucking kids”?
after a year you get a reply; yes
Youre mom
@@EXXTSON
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aye it is
@@TheHortoman Haha it’s the sus guy
I say this to my Ex-wife when we disagree about our child sometimes for a laugh lol
Was brushing my teeth just then and randomly thought about this and nearly chocked. So here I am.
-Shes turned the wains against us!
-You have done that yourself!!
Thats often the case 😂
I first thought this was real, so realistic haha "has she turned the weans against you mate aye" brilliant
Rip Benny Harvey
I'll miss you mate, we'll all miss you.
RIP big man
Gone but not forgotten. RIP Benny.
just realized this was limmy filming his doppleganger rather than any editing being involved whatsoever
I think what he's trying to say is...
Behold, as I cast upon this sombre scene the spectre of her perfidy, a spectre that haunts the corridors of my heart with its chilling whispers of deceit. She, with her guileful arts and honeyed promises, has orchestrated a coup d'état within the kingdom of my progeny, turning the cherished little ones against their once-revered patriarch.
But, you've got to admit it, he's much more succinct...
Beautiful doll x
A certified Scot moment
Is that Stuart Hogg?
This is cinema
"How did I know?
I was Craig."
My dad said this about me and my brother as kids when we started to realize how much of a shitty drunk he actually was and started protesting. Such a fool.
Good memories! 🥳 gotta love that childhood trauma
Sounds like she turned the weans against him
After living in Scotland (west coast i.e Ayrshire) for eight years, this is crystal clear to me...
From a Frenchman...
@murray1234567891011 That's the penalty for walking up to the ticket office in Euston Station saying "Horr-hee-horr-hee-horr"...... There's a whole community of little froggies inhabiting the Aryshire region these days.
Fuck aw wrang wae Ayrshire if yir fae ayrshire .....if yi dont like it fuck off
@@pauljamessquibbs.3945 whit yew oan aboot ?
@Big Jock’s cast off golf shoes no it's not Loic
@@celtictillidie67 Dude, this place sucks ass. No need to give people the wrong impression that we're somehow better than we really are.
Imagine living on that street and getting a notice from the BBC that they will be filming and then this happens.
just a normal saturday morning in Glasgow
Why did I not laugh at this once as I watched with a bit of confusion the other day and now I'm uncontrollably giggling watching again.
That's Limmy for ya
Like most of his work, it’s a slow burn. Fuckin brilliant
is that what Scotland looks like everyday?
Yup.
Living in glasgow. Can confirm.
Do you mean that there's people like this everyday or that it's wet and grey all the time
@@smilesxo06 Both
Naw this is a nice part of Glasgow on a cracking summers day . U want to see Mary hill in the winter
Limmy might as well not even be in the video. For a moment he captured a perfect, fleeting, muse and it lives through him in these 20 seconds. The weans are truly turned.
The lady turned the fruit of thy own loins in opposition to me.
In America having your wean turned against you would mean a vicious case of Peyronie’s disease.
All he wanted to do was his job, stream himself playing videogames, but she turned the weans against him. They wouldn't stand their dad doing his absolute best to make sure he could bring something to the table. She destroyed his relationship with his kids, she destroyed his hobby, and his livelihood. She turned the weans against him.
Poor soul, he's on the wrong way, down a one way street.
Shes turnta weihsterghester
She’s turned the planes against us
This clip shows Brian Limmond in a downward spiral after his wife locked him out of their house with his children refusing to speak to him
DANYO
Or as he likes to call it: a Friday.
Pure genius
Graham Linehan on the Nolan show
My former lover has conspired to sway my offspring towards a most unfavorable disposition towards me.
I'm really glad you put what he was saying in the title.
she turn the waynes against ye mate aye?
dave oneil *weans
I assume Scotland is like this all the time. Overcast, wet, and full of bare chested guys wandering around while shouting their grievances
i live here and you're right for 98% of the time. 2% of the time, it's sunny.
you can hear the clapperboard at the very start
This is more funny than people understand
"She's turned the wee'uns against us" Or "With the implementation of means fare or foul, my life partner has influenced, convinced or indoctrinated our offspring to have negative thoughts, predefined misconceptions or negative opinions to the male half of the nuclear family; to wit my good self."
Not wee'uns. Weans.
Weans is derived from "wee ones" so he's not wrong
perfect impression of that one guy at the pub who insists that [INSTERT POLITATION NAME HERE] has corrupted the minds of the children
Plot twist: the weans aren't even his
Plot twist, they aren't against him at all
Translation: She's turned the kids against me!
Funny.
Oh THAT'S what it means! Hahaha thank you
Oooohh. Thank you! 😂
Not having been in that type of distressful situation, is this a common thing? Where's the comedy in that? I'm just confused
It's funny how the "Royal We" is used by both the British Monarch and random working class Scots.
@@FaridShahidinejad The humour is dark as in the situation is so depressing it's funny. As for how common, it wouldn't be unusual to see a scene like this in a council estate in Scotland.
In my mind there was police called to the house about 6 months ago for a domestic as a result Limmy spent a weekend in jail. As usual in these cases it was a bank holiday Monday so he never appeared at Glasgow Sheriff Court until Tuesday afternoon. Since then he has been back home with the promise that he would stop his binge drinking and be a better father. This lasted about a month before, you guessed it, he came home drunk and this was the final straw for his wife, she herself being no stranger to drunken misdemeanour. Limmy promised that he would see his kids every week since he moved back in with his mother but his visits have been patchy and more than once has he turned up back at the house drunk and uninvited after the pubs have shut. The 'turning the weans against us' is really Limmy's denial of his own children seeing him for the drunken arsehole that he really is. Repeat this sad little tale 1000 times. Welcome to the West of Scotland
He's from Ayrshire, Kilmarnock Sheriff court, surely?
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“She’s turned the weans against us!”
Why do I like this, the man is distressed, someone is goading him,makes me sad aaaaand yet I watch it every time it pops up
You're aware that it's not real right?
@@cosmosisrose you haven't met the people this is based on, have you
C L yeah but I mean...this isn't real lol it's literally acting and it's for comedic purposes why would it make you like, Sad?
Springburn in a nutshell
JacobiteBhoy nah more parkheed m8
Limmy sounds like he's speaking japanese, russian, and german at the same time
"My postilion has been struck by lightning." You're welcome.
This is my favorite video on youtube