Limmy's Show: She's Turned the Weans Against Us

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  • @8bitKasper
    @8bitKasper 5 років тому +12056

    she has manipulated the children to be against me

    • @vigilancebrandon3888
      @vigilancebrandon3888 5 років тому +522

      Thank you

    • @nevs8997
      @nevs8997 5 років тому +30

      Vigilance Brandon what for?

    • @vigilancebrandon3888
      @vigilancebrandon3888 5 років тому +227

      Arron Nevins the translation

    • @nevs8997
      @nevs8997 5 років тому +69

      Vigilance Brandon no problem

    • @hax2009
      @hax2009 5 років тому +134

      I thought he was yelling about the terrible weather complaining that it was too windy

  • @Rossa4444
    @Rossa4444 4 роки тому +3929

    Plot twist: The weans inny even his

    • @theo1216
      @theo1216 4 роки тому +28

      @@Johnniebhoy83 Damn dude that escalated

    • @20FreeWill
      @20FreeWill 4 роки тому +189

      Theres nae weans an theres nae her

    • @jockmackay9582
      @jockmackay9582 4 роки тому +19

      @@20FreeWill very good. I'd always thought there is a her and weans, but he turned them against himself by doing mad stuff like stompin down the road with no top on yelling. I'd never considered him bein so mental there's no weans or her.

    • @Mr_Makina
      @Mr_Makina 3 роки тому +3

      @@Johnniebhoy83 seems a bit specific 🤔

    • @thegoodthebadandtheugly579
      @thegoodthebadandtheugly579 3 роки тому +5

      He didn’t put it in, innit?

  • @MEGACAMZ
    @MEGACAMZ 10 років тому +5705

    I've seen a person do this before but being from Dundee it was "Bairns" and he was less distraught and more angry. The more I recollect the memory the more I start to think it was my Dad.

    • @kenoir1979
      @kenoir1979 8 років тому +68

      My favourite comment in a long time

    • @PlampinUK
      @PlampinUK 8 років тому +6

      +Cameron Hunter Brilliant!

    • @synthhero1347
      @synthhero1347 5 років тому +14

      Then go ask your mum why have you turned us against our dad?

    • @steveperry6047
      @steveperry6047 5 років тому +6

      Proper laughed at this. Well played

    • @thetoecurler6852
      @thetoecurler6852 5 років тому +6

      @Pádraig O'Gallochoir Why aren’t you already moist? Something wrong with you or something?

  • @ReetBoaTellThee
    @ReetBoaTellThee 7 років тому +4867

    It's just beautiful. The bare chest in a gore-tex jacket, the refocusing of the lens, the vague lack of acknowledgement in Limmy's eyes as he interacts with the bloke filming. What is this man's story? I think he might be the plasterer after he wakes up and realises that the dream... was just a dream.

    • @jetaddict420
      @jetaddict420 5 років тому +37

      AYE OK SURE what he fuck are you going on about mate

    • @childofthesun32
      @childofthesun32 5 років тому +216

      His lack of acknowledgement of the guy with the camera always stood out to me too. Like, he doesn't really talk to the guy because he's only one guy. The character wants to shout to as many people as possible that his weans have been turned against him, while he looks for some sort of help. What use is some random cunt in the street with a camera phone going to be able to do to help, so the character has no interest in engaging with him.
      At least that's how it seemed to me.
      Love this sketch.

    • @gnosticwarrior2075
      @gnosticwarrior2075 5 років тому +16

      @@childofthesun32 nah he doesn't talk to him because he's trying to take the piss with a camera out and then repeats what he says to get a reaction out of him lol basically he's filmin a drunk estranged mentally unstable dad to put on UA-cam under the title only in scotland.

    • @childofthesun32
      @childofthesun32 5 років тому +10

      @@gnosticwarrior2075 What do you mean? Does this sketch come back into it later on? I thought it was just a one off.

    • @gnosticwarrior2075
      @gnosticwarrior2075 5 років тому +3

      @@childofthesun32 no i was explainin what the joke was about.

  • @neoepicurean3772
    @neoepicurean3772 5 років тому +3900

    I have a mate whose whole FB wall is basically him doing this.

    • @planetofthegapes
      @planetofthegapes 4 роки тому +357

      Same. He's a nightmare. He's like that all week then at the weekends he gets coked up and bangs on about fucking off to Tenerife to become a DJ

    • @neoepicurean3772
      @neoepicurean3772 4 роки тому +67

      @@planetofthegapes Yeah, same - most are like this and then there's a few which are like 'fuck 'em all - more money for coke then' :D

    • @thecalling1452
      @thecalling1452 4 роки тому +15

      Thats dark bro

    • @unsans665
      @unsans665 4 роки тому +20

      Can I add him

    • @valourexonerated7046
      @valourexonerated7046 4 роки тому +30

      Anglus Patria I thought you was in Tenerife DJ

  • @gungaloscrungalo8925
    @gungaloscrungalo8925 4 роки тому +1075

    "Behold! The wench hath turneth the fruit of mine own loins against me!" ~ _The Weans_ by Limmiam Shakespeare

    • @paulluap9514
      @paulluap9514 3 роки тому +4

      This was what I was looking for

    • @sowpmactavish
      @sowpmactavish 3 роки тому +5

      gold

    • @doomeddoomer2896
      @doomeddoomer2896 3 роки тому +3

      Wtf youre into limmy, vinny, and fucking xfm karl pilkington? Are we the same person

    • @gungaloscrungalo8925
      @gungaloscrungalo8925 3 роки тому +4

      @@doomeddoomer2896 Great minds think alike, I guess.

    • @thomaswolf6645
      @thomaswolf6645 9 місяців тому

      That’s the best thing I’ve ever read on the tube

  • @ebneigh5191
    @ebneigh5191 9 років тому +2102

    It's the fact it was filmed in a fairly well to do cul-de-sac street rather than a scheme that further cracks me up.

    • @simonpmccullagh6320
      @simonpmccullagh6320 8 років тому +259

      she's got all fuckin posh now, the bitch! I'm no good good enuff for her.

    • @jordhausen
      @jordhausen 8 років тому +22

      Ruchill's not well to do haha

    • @zubrhero5270
      @zubrhero5270 5 років тому +55

      Gie us one o' yer chaclate chouxe

    • @samuelwoods164
      @samuelwoods164 5 років тому +33

      I've seen much nicer council estates, could totally be one.

    • @vrvds
      @vrvds 4 роки тому

      Thanks for pointing this out

  • @Xapi3
    @Xapi3 4 роки тому +781

    Surely this deserves an Oscar for best short film.

    • @Dafoodmaster
      @Dafoodmaster 4 роки тому +4

      A few seconds, even

    • @w.g.hunter1300
      @w.g.hunter1300 4 роки тому +14

      Nothing prepares for you this ... I cheered, I shouted, I fistpumped the air ... I cried, I stood and cheered...

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 4 роки тому +3

      Check out his joggers clip

    • @giltsholder
      @giltsholder Рік тому +1

      At least four Scottish BAFTAs

  • @tescosniffer3671
    @tescosniffer3671 4 роки тому +1511

    Limmy does an amazing job at imitating different kinds Scottish people you'd see that are generic and unique at the same time, he makes it so believable, the lack of acknowledgment towards the camera man with just that uninterested and faint "aye", then he just continues saying what he was saying before, he really captures other people's personalities and really makes it believable that he's on the dole. What a man.

    • @jockmackay9582
      @jockmackay9582 4 роки тому +61

      Totally agree. Does not get the credit he deserves as an actor, really captures proper Scottish traits.
      Very well put mate

    • @cashnovaa
      @cashnovaa 3 роки тому +3

      couldnt have said it better myself

    • @NothingHumanisAlientoMe
      @NothingHumanisAlientoMe 3 роки тому +2

      He's a prick. Making the lives of the working-class into a circus for middle class artist types like himself.

    • @mbrunnme
      @mbrunnme 3 роки тому +6

      @@NothingHumanisAlientoMe no.

    • @NothingHumanisAlientoMe
      @NothingHumanisAlientoMe 3 роки тому +3

      @@mbrunnme
      Aye you convined me, he is a good guy.

  • @xXMapleVodkaXx
    @xXMapleVodkaXx 3 роки тому +140

    Every child of divorce remembers the exact day and time their dad did this.

    • @banzaiboy1597
      @banzaiboy1597 3 роки тому +27

      My loving father once showed up out of the blue one night to apologise and ramble about alcoholism being a disease and the reason for all his lunacy. Within half an hour, he's proclaiming that we sell our family home he doesn't own to absolve himself of guilt and is physically standing off against my sister. To top it all off, unbeknownst to us, he was headed to court the next day for sentencing! Family memories...

    • @profoundbathroomgraffiti
      @profoundbathroomgraffiti 3 роки тому +9

      She's turned the wean against him aye

    • @unusedsub3003
      @unusedsub3003 2 роки тому +4

      @@banzaiboy1597 sorry to hear that mate. It must have been tough. I had an alcoholic Dad too. Hope you're doing okay.

    • @banzaiboy1597
      @banzaiboy1597 2 роки тому +12

      @@unusedsub3003 Haha thanks man. Really, I'm both too inert and was too young for it to affect me much. Feel bad for my mom mostly for having to put up with it for so long and my sisters aren't okay with him at all (though he isn't a part of our lives). Incidentally, my mom says I was the one who convinced her to separate: at 4 years old I cheerfully informed her that he had just bought land for building houses, unknown to her.
      In the past few years he's ostensibly cleaned up with the help of his weirdo Bible study cult (still not working or paying any of the support he owes). Came around a few times in the past year to do odd jobs around the house in a clumsy attempt to be around us. Tried to get me to play a song on my guitar when he was fixing a radiator in my study; all I could do was stare at this weird, jittery stranger who tries to prove himself intellectually by rambling about Bill Gates controlling people through vaccines. A strange comedy.
      Hope you're well too.

  • @bradleyharrington1282
    @bradleyharrington1282 5 років тому +676

    I thought this video was real for years on twitter

    • @bigtittyhooker5133
      @bigtittyhooker5133 4 роки тому +23

      Lol, me to until about forty seconds ago.

    • @johnnyhammer
      @johnnyhammer 3 роки тому +13

      It is a real video.

    • @boxchat9220
      @boxchat9220 3 роки тому +20

      Limmy might as well not even be in the video. For a moment he captured a perfect, fleeting, muse and it lives through him in these 20 seconds. The weans are truly turned.

    • @Mutantcy1992
      @Mutantcy1992 3 роки тому +3

      Feck twitter

    • @paul5899
      @paul5899 3 роки тому +1

      What is reality though? A thought to ponder. Happy weekend!

  • @jimnicoll6459
    @jimnicoll6459 6 років тому +452

    Five people have had their weans turned against them.

    • @synthhero1347
      @synthhero1347 5 років тому +11

      If you have kids i hope its something that never happens to you, to have the only good thing in your life taken from you cause of some evil woman

    • @anvilbrunner.2013
      @anvilbrunner.2013 5 років тому

      20

    • @3coldcapricorn227
      @3coldcapricorn227 5 років тому +32

      synth hero she turn the weans against you aye?

    • @taft0
      @taft0 4 роки тому +1

      Jim Taylor same here lad

    • @mistertree553
      @mistertree553 4 роки тому +2

      30 people now. Who is turning all these weans against their dads?

  • @stephenoldham9586
    @stephenoldham9586 10 місяців тому +143

    That hopeless "I don't..." In between the cries about the weans is heartbreaking. He's a genius.

    • @thatoneguychad420
      @thatoneguychad420 8 місяців тому +1

      Yeah cuz no none genius could think of that 😏 Limmys pretty funny sometimes but reading the comments is even funnier because it's just pure simping like he's god.

    • @Hi-fd4cw
      @Hi-fd4cw 8 місяців тому +16

      @@thatoneguychad420You sound like you’ve had some weans turned against you

    • @shaddowwxy3307
      @shaddowwxy3307 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@Hi-fd4cw Correct. Not only have his weans been truly turned against him. But his wife has been instrumental in engineering his own mental downfall. Through his deep personal trauma only now does he fully grasp the fact he has been outmanoeuvred leaving acceptance as his final emotional resting place. Acceptance of the fact he was talking shite all along... unfortunately his ego won't allow him to acknowledge this...
      Thoughts and prayers x

    • @mrfreeland123
      @mrfreeland123 3 місяці тому

      ​@@thatoneguychad420yer gonna end up doonstairs, covered in daddy longlegs

  • @Warnerchild
    @Warnerchild 10 років тому +472

    such a timeless classic - finally in hd

  • @johnmcgrath200
    @johnmcgrath200 5 років тому +436

    Alfred minutes after being fired as the Waynes' family butler

    • @gnosticwarrior2075
      @gnosticwarrior2075 5 років тому +2

      Hahahaha

    • @zuhairhussain5859
      @zuhairhussain5859 4 роки тому +1

      it took me one year to get it but it was worth it thank you

    • @birdoven5754
      @birdoven5754 4 місяці тому +1

      I read that as Wayans and was wondering how the hell you knew the name of their butler

  • @Ivan--Drago
    @Ivan--Drago 4 роки тому +835

    The mother of my children has used her manipulative prowess to change my children's view of me, their father into one that is on the whole, a negative one.

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 4 роки тому +20

      Would this be the translation

    • @Ivan--Drago
      @Ivan--Drago 4 роки тому +14

      @@jordanhicks5131 Of course, hope it helps mate!

    • @johnsassoon7115
      @johnsassoon7115 4 роки тому +3

      Ivan Drago how eloquently stated my good chap. I appreciate you clarifying the situation for me even if mr Hicks is negative 😂

    • @brucebogstrotter1796
      @brucebogstrotter1796 4 роки тому +1

      Well you do abuse steroids and did kill Apollo Creed...

    • @Ivan--Drago
      @Ivan--Drago 4 роки тому +3

      @@brucebogstrotter1796 I'm a changed man, I would do anything for my son, and I'd sure as hell not turn him against his mum 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

  • @nuckingfuts4721
    @nuckingfuts4721 5 років тому +2135

    Lyrics:
    She's turned the weans against us.
    (Shh! Here he comes.)
    She's turned the weans against us.
    She's turned the weans against strato...
    She's turned the weans against us.
    (She turned the weans against you mate, aye?)
    Aye, she's turned the weans against us.

    • @YouFeudTV
      @YouFeudTV 5 років тому +32

      Nucking Futs what does strato mean? I thought he said 'it's settled!'

    • @gerryjtierney
      @gerryjtierney 5 років тому +179

      @@YouFeudTV "She's turned the weans against/I don't [know]"
      Source: I'm Scottish

    • @YouFeudTV
      @YouFeudTV 5 років тому +2

      gerryjtierney haha cheers mate 😊

    • @shamusbob7969
      @shamusbob7969 5 років тому +8

      Oi, I love Tha Streats, greet bund

    • @gerryjtierney
      @gerryjtierney 5 років тому +8

      @@shamusbob7969 the fuck is that shite?

  • @joshferrie2517
    @joshferrie2517 3 роки тому +211

    Anakin after finding out Luke is a Jedi

    • @_Somsnosa_
      @_Somsnosa_ 9 місяців тому +2

      She's turn'd the younglings against us

    • @AChadburn
      @AChadburn 7 місяців тому +1

      More like Obi Wan (Ewan) after he finds out Anakin has butchered the padawans 😂

  • @Jcolinsol
    @Jcolinsol 3 роки тому +32

    You're laughing...
    She's turned the weans against him, and you're laughing.

  • @modaltib880
    @modaltib880 4 роки тому +62

    damon albarn hasn’t been doing too well

  • @XxC0dProsxX
    @XxC0dProsxX 4 роки тому +87

    His walk is really on point with the character

  • @Trunchisholm
    @Trunchisholm 8 місяців тому +21

    I love how Limmy destroys the auto-generated subtitle function. Every time I turn it on I imagine a Google server catching fire somewhere.

  • @TheLambLive
    @TheLambLive 6 років тому +150

    Aww poor bloke. Get him some Frosty Jacks.

    • @RadonX9
      @RadonX9 5 років тому +8

      ah wahnt mah mammy

    • @lonewalkerproductions
      @lonewalkerproductions 4 роки тому +6

      At my lowest point in uni I downed an entire 2 litre bottle of that concoction

    • @joshferrie2517
      @joshferrie2517 3 роки тому +2

      RadonX9 BLA BLUB BLUB AAAAAHH

    • @andrewflint9551
      @andrewflint9551 3 роки тому +4

      @@lonewalkerproductions My flatmate had a death wish. Frosty Jack's was his go-to drink and he'd polish off one of the 3 litre bottles and puke it back up every time we got drunk. It's like a combo of battery acid and TV static

    • @grahamlive
      @grahamlive 2 роки тому +1

      @@andrewflint9551 A combo of battery acid and TV static. What a brilliantly accurate description of that stuff. I used to drink upwards of 3 litres of it every day. I now have liver disease and don't drink anymore.

  • @killertau-
    @killertau- 8 місяців тому +8

    She has calculated a plot to manipulate my children into shunning me and my core values

  • @chiyo-chanholocaust8143
    @chiyo-chanholocaust8143 4 роки тому +102

    Is Limmy acting AND filming? that's impressive

    • @samwalker5112
      @samwalker5112 4 роки тому +5

      It’s not that hard. First you do one, then do the other.

    • @samwalker5112
      @samwalker5112 4 роки тому +6

      yeahSOwhat yeah, you do one then the other at the same time. Simple.

    • @HaggisDruid
      @HaggisDruid 4 роки тому +14

      @@samwalker5112 right I've got it, first I'll do one, then I'll do the other, at the same time. Appreciate you lad

    • @samwalker5112
      @samwalker5112 3 роки тому +2

      @@HaggisDruid yeah, you got it.

    • @tunnelsnakeemily2275
      @tunnelsnakeemily2275 3 роки тому +5

      this thread of replies felt like a monty python sketch

  • @hiddenknowledge2012
    @hiddenknowledge2012 5 років тому +242

    The fact that this actually happens is the reason it's so fuckin funny..

    • @Red-nl4lk
      @Red-nl4lk 4 роки тому +3

      Elaborate please.

    • @ElimGarakSpoonHead
      @ElimGarakSpoonHead 4 роки тому +16

      Red-04_JAcK Whats to elaborate? Them bitches are always turnin’ the weans against us!

    • @kingbradley6000
      @kingbradley6000 4 роки тому +2

      is this a common occurrence in glasgow?

    • @userequaltoNull
      @userequaltoNull 4 роки тому +44

      @@kingbradley6000 it's a common occurance for a divorced woman to turn her children against her ex-husband.

    • @loklan1
      @loklan1 3 роки тому +27

      She turned the weans against you aye?

  • @JoeDoe103
    @JoeDoe103 2 роки тому +17

    I love how it's him speaking to himself from behind the camera. The duality of man.

  • @hollydot9245
    @hollydot9245 3 роки тому +18

    I love that he wanted to go out shirtless but knew it might rain so put a coat on too before he left

  • @aesthetic_apples888
    @aesthetic_apples888 4 роки тому +18

    Tfw when against you, she has turned the weans

  • @aftershockburn
    @aftershockburn 4 роки тому +39

    The cultural accuracy of this clip is perfect

  • @rodrigodias4328
    @rodrigodias4328 5 років тому +32

    Watching this and reading these comments is a linguistics class

    • @rodrigodias4328
      @rodrigodias4328 3 роки тому +2

      @subcomandante marcos Thank you for making me watch this gem again. You must be fun at parties as well.

  • @liamafendoulis4015
    @liamafendoulis4015 4 роки тому +36

    Who’s here after Limmy nearly crashed a plane into Christ the Reedemer?!

    • @neilwilson5785
      @neilwilson5785 3 роки тому

      I saw it. I'm back after watching this video a few times. There is a stand up (!) version where he has a huge fake peepee hanging out when doing this sketch. It is a new definition of Next Level.

  • @DCyuh
    @DCyuh 4 роки тому +18

    Rumour has it If every single dad in scotland says this at the same time the world implodes...

  • @kevin_heslip
    @kevin_heslip 2 роки тому +9

    I think the funniest thing about this is that it could pass as a real video.

  • @lloyddias9278
    @lloyddias9278 5 років тому +42

    You might not believe it but I've seen this for real!

    • @88omair
      @88omair 5 років тому +12

      Daaaam, you watched Limmy recording this bit live?? Nicee

    • @jasperquartz4612
      @jasperquartz4612 5 років тому +1

      @@88omair he probably means that this bit seems realistic and OP is comparing his experience to Limmy's acting.

    • @88omair
      @88omair 5 років тому +14

      @@jasperquartz4612 Yeah I know, I was being a smartass

    • @celtictillidie67
      @celtictillidie67 4 роки тому

      I can assure yi av seen it an aw lol ....

  • @jasperquartz4612
    @jasperquartz4612 5 років тому +20

    Limmy, you are my favorite comedian. You're genuinely funny and your show has really changed my life for the better.

    • @jasperquartz4612
      @jasperquartz4612 5 років тому +7

      I like that you throw in some social commentary now and again and you teach us ways to laugh even in situations that seem dire and uncomfortable.

  • @PoisonInc
    @PoisonInc 8 місяців тому +5

    Any council estate in the UK has seen this. More than once.

  • @sonofwilliamchris
    @sonofwilliamchris 4 роки тому +27

    And to think none of this is made up, just life experiences in Glasgow.

  • @mmtot
    @mmtot Рік тому +20

    The t-shirtless chest, the staggered walk, the preaching to no one. Epic.

  • @EAPKDHPL
    @EAPKDHPL 4 роки тому +19

    I can't wait for the restored print of this to be finally released on the Criterion collection

  • @ASMRMuzz
    @ASMRMuzz 2 роки тому +6

    This is a work of art. It must be preserved for all of humanity.

  • @pokeme8347
    @pokeme8347 3 роки тому +29

    He’s walking the wrong way down a one way street

  • @AndyGinny1
    @AndyGinny1 7 років тому +10

    This is just perfect in every way.

  • @James-iz9qb
    @James-iz9qb 4 роки тому +6

    This is pure and simply 20 seconds of unbridled genius

  • @damonmain3880
    @damonmain3880 8 років тому +41

    Excellent characterisation. This sort of behaviour is quite common east of Denniston!! :-)

  • @AndrewWilsonStooshie
    @AndrewWilsonStooshie Рік тому +6

    Writers have competitions with each other to see who can write the shortest story (such as "For sale, baby shoes, never used"). I think this 20 second sketch falls into that category.

  • @jimbomacroth3400
    @jimbomacroth3400 3 місяці тому +2

    My spouse succeeded in her nefarious plotting to besmirch my good name in the eyes of my progeny.

  • @FaeUtero
    @FaeUtero 5 років тому +26

    Take note, that's how you write a masterpiece.

  • @defragsbin
    @defragsbin 9 місяців тому +4

    Fathers4Justice origin story

  • @spilk84
    @spilk84 3 роки тому +4

    Prince Charles rambling about Meghan Markle

  • @David-sh5lj
    @David-sh5lj 6 місяців тому +2

    Thanks!

  • @jockmackay9582
    @jockmackay9582 4 роки тому +19

    I watch this regularly, and have done for years. There was a time only Scottish folk watched this, maybe an Irishman or a Geordie or two. Now it seems Limmy has gone international. Where else is he popular now?

    • @Sefiros
      @Sefiros 3 роки тому +1

      Twitch.

    • @aintaintaword666
      @aintaintaword666 3 роки тому

      Several bits of Russia even

    • @TheUnillustratedChaos
      @TheUnillustratedChaos 2 роки тому

      Idk watching from Germany but that's just cause of my personal yt recommendations not cause he's trending here

    • @phildenfer
      @phildenfer 2 роки тому

      IDK if he's that popular in France but I love everything from Limmy, even though I can't understand the most extreme cases of the scottish accent. (I'd love subtitles some times)

    • @jockmackay9582
      @jockmackay9582 2 роки тому +1

      @@phildenfer Elle tournez Les enfants (against) moi?
      Something like that?

  • @aliupsr
    @aliupsr 4 роки тому +12

    Ahh I am now part of the inside joke. Yes.

  • @ghostgang4051
    @ghostgang4051 7 років тому +35

    shoulda got em ravensburger

  • @ninpot2765
    @ninpot2765 3 роки тому +3

    I wish that I could unhear that what he says and return to the time when I first heard him utter those immortal words which I know now not for they have been forever erased and now only this remains.

  • @MdMPoetry
    @MdMPoetry Рік тому +2

    The offspring produced together, in what was to be a forever partnership, now ultimately ceased, has resulted in that offspring being used as a weapon against me - and the subsequent absence of them within my life.

  • @chrisstans9606
    @chrisstans9606 4 роки тому +64

    Is this the Scottish version of “she took the fucking kids”?

    • @TheHortoman
      @TheHortoman 3 роки тому +6

      after a year you get a reply; yes

    • @EXXTSON
      @EXXTSON 3 роки тому +1

      Youre mom

    • @TheHortoman
      @TheHortoman 3 роки тому +8

      @@EXXTSON
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    • @karebushmarebu233
      @karebushmarebu233 3 роки тому +1

      aye it is

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 3 роки тому

      @@TheHortoman Haha it’s the sus guy

  • @ErokLobotomist
    @ErokLobotomist 3 роки тому +8

    I say this to my Ex-wife when we disagree about our child sometimes for a laugh lol

  • @davidquill848
    @davidquill848 3 місяці тому +1

    Was brushing my teeth just then and randomly thought about this and nearly chocked. So here I am.

  • @AJDHelix
    @AJDHelix 4 роки тому +5

    -Shes turned the wains against us!
    -You have done that yourself!!

  • @panspermiahunter7597
    @panspermiahunter7597 4 роки тому +4

    I first thought this was real, so realistic haha "has she turned the weans against you mate aye" brilliant

  • @regretfulman4784
    @regretfulman4784 4 роки тому +3

    Rip Benny Harvey
    I'll miss you mate, we'll all miss you.

  • @sowpmactavish
    @sowpmactavish 3 роки тому +3

    just realized this was limmy filming his doppleganger rather than any editing being involved whatsoever

  • @godfreemorals
    @godfreemorals 3 місяці тому +2

    I think what he's trying to say is...
    Behold, as I cast upon this sombre scene the spectre of her perfidy, a spectre that haunts the corridors of my heart with its chilling whispers of deceit. She, with her guileful arts and honeyed promises, has orchestrated a coup d'état within the kingdom of my progeny, turning the cherished little ones against their once-revered patriarch.
    But, you've got to admit it, he's much more succinct...

  • @cesarmadero05
    @cesarmadero05 3 роки тому +3

    A certified Scot moment

  • @gavinmillar816
    @gavinmillar816 5 місяців тому +3

    Is that Stuart Hogg?

  • @fergalosanchez7675
    @fergalosanchez7675 9 місяців тому +2

    This is cinema

  • @TurtleShellProductions
    @TurtleShellProductions 6 місяців тому +1

    "How did I know?
    I was Craig."

  • @1esaus
    @1esaus 4 роки тому +6

    My dad said this about me and my brother as kids when we started to realize how much of a shitty drunk he actually was and started protesting. Such a fool.

    • @L_Martin
      @L_Martin 3 роки тому +1

      Good memories! 🥳 gotta love that childhood trauma

    • @prn718
      @prn718 2 роки тому +1

      Sounds like she turned the weans against him

  • @ouichtan
    @ouichtan 5 років тому +34

    After living in Scotland (west coast i.e Ayrshire) for eight years, this is crystal clear to me...
    From a Frenchman...

    • @pauljamessquibbs.3945
      @pauljamessquibbs.3945 4 роки тому +3

      @murray1234567891011 That's the penalty for walking up to the ticket office in Euston Station saying "Horr-hee-horr-hee-horr"...... There's a whole community of little froggies inhabiting the Aryshire region these days.

    • @celtictillidie67
      @celtictillidie67 4 роки тому

      Fuck aw wrang wae Ayrshire if yir fae ayrshire .....if yi dont like it fuck off

    • @ouichtan
      @ouichtan 4 роки тому

      @@pauljamessquibbs.3945 whit yew oan aboot ?

    • @ouichtan
      @ouichtan 4 роки тому

      @Big Jock’s cast off golf shoes no it's not Loic

    • @jamesmccomb9525
      @jamesmccomb9525 4 роки тому

      @@celtictillidie67 Dude, this place sucks ass. No need to give people the wrong impression that we're somehow better than we really are.

  • @chrisrodenmusic
    @chrisrodenmusic 3 місяці тому +1

    Imagine living on that street and getting a notice from the BBC that they will be filming and then this happens.

  • @Resolution001
    @Resolution001 9 місяців тому +1

    just a normal saturday morning in Glasgow

  • @Luke-vk6bb
    @Luke-vk6bb 7 років тому +25

    Why did I not laugh at this once as I watched with a bit of confusion the other day and now I'm uncontrollably giggling watching again.

    • @88omair
      @88omair 5 років тому +10

      That's Limmy for ya

    • @prn718
      @prn718 2 роки тому +3

      Like most of his work, it’s a slow burn. Fuckin brilliant

  • @CorporalPoon
    @CorporalPoon 4 роки тому +80

    is that what Scotland looks like everyday?

    • @VoidUnderTheSun
      @VoidUnderTheSun 4 роки тому +19

      Yup.

    • @obo2881
      @obo2881 4 роки тому +13

      Living in glasgow. Can confirm.

    • @smilesxo06
      @smilesxo06 4 роки тому +7

      Do you mean that there's people like this everyday or that it's wet and grey all the time

    • @obo2881
      @obo2881 4 роки тому +23

      @@smilesxo06 Both

    • @20FreeWill
      @20FreeWill 4 роки тому +5

      Naw this is a nice part of Glasgow on a cracking summers day . U want to see Mary hill in the winter

  • @boxchat9220
    @boxchat9220 3 роки тому +1

    Limmy might as well not even be in the video. For a moment he captured a perfect, fleeting, muse and it lives through him in these 20 seconds. The weans are truly turned.

  • @BenchSitter
    @BenchSitter 3 роки тому +2

    The lady turned the fruit of thy own loins in opposition to me.

  • @BomChickyBowWow
    @BomChickyBowWow 4 роки тому +11

    In America having your wean turned against you would mean a vicious case of Peyronie’s disease.

  • @Moshthun
    @Moshthun 4 роки тому +4

    All he wanted to do was his job, stream himself playing videogames, but she turned the weans against him. They wouldn't stand their dad doing his absolute best to make sure he could bring something to the table. She destroyed his relationship with his kids, she destroyed his hobby, and his livelihood. She turned the weans against him.
    Poor soul, he's on the wrong way, down a one way street.

  • @edwinvalero666
    @edwinvalero666 7 місяців тому +2

    Shes turnta weihsterghester

  • @bogus69
    @bogus69 4 роки тому +2

    She’s turned the planes against us

  • @calummccracken1154
    @calummccracken1154 4 роки тому +43

    This clip shows Brian Limmond in a downward spiral after his wife locked him out of their house with his children refusing to speak to him

  • @andygalloway3282
    @andygalloway3282 6 років тому +6

    Pure genius

  • @PKBitchGirl
    @PKBitchGirl Рік тому +2

    Graham Linehan on the Nolan show

  • @axlpuff5017
    @axlpuff5017 6 місяців тому +2

    My former lover has conspired to sway my offspring towards a most unfavorable disposition towards me.

  • @crispy6311
    @crispy6311 4 роки тому +6

    I'm really glad you put what he was saying in the title.

  • @loadapish
    @loadapish 7 років тому +45

    she turn the waynes against ye mate aye?

  • @jeffreylunger
    @jeffreylunger Рік тому +2

    I assume Scotland is like this all the time. Overcast, wet, and full of bare chested guys wandering around while shouting their grievances

    • @oight
      @oight 6 місяців тому

      i live here and you're right for 98% of the time. 2% of the time, it's sunny.

  • @t.k.mcsneakyman6413
    @t.k.mcsneakyman6413 4 роки тому +2

    you can hear the clapperboard at the very start

  • @jaspython
    @jaspython 5 років тому +4

    This is more funny than people understand

  • @craigdavidson2278
    @craigdavidson2278 4 роки тому +28

    "She's turned the wee'uns against us" Or "With the implementation of means fare or foul, my life partner has influenced, convinced or indoctrinated our offspring to have negative thoughts, predefined misconceptions or negative opinions to the male half of the nuclear family; to wit my good self."

    • @ineptwizzard
      @ineptwizzard 4 роки тому +1

      Not wee'uns. Weans.

    • @jockmackay9582
      @jockmackay9582 4 роки тому +7

      Weans is derived from "wee ones" so he's not wrong

  • @snark4611
    @snark4611 4 роки тому +2

    perfect impression of that one guy at the pub who insists that [INSTERT POLITATION NAME HERE] has corrupted the minds of the children

  • @norm4260
    @norm4260 4 роки тому +2

    Plot twist: the weans aren't even his

    • @sladey21
      @sladey21 4 роки тому +1

      Plot twist, they aren't against him at all

  • @slorrin
    @slorrin 9 років тому +156

    Translation: She's turned the kids against me!
    Funny.

    • @DrRiq
      @DrRiq 5 років тому +23

      Oh THAT'S what it means! Hahaha thank you

    • @jamya4316
      @jamya4316 5 років тому +1

      Oooohh. Thank you! 😂

    • @FaridShahidinejad
      @FaridShahidinejad 5 років тому +3

      Not having been in that type of distressful situation, is this a common thing? Where's the comedy in that? I'm just confused

    • @ericjamieson
      @ericjamieson 5 років тому +13

      It's funny how the "Royal We" is used by both the British Monarch and random working class Scots.

    • @MrTuxy
      @MrTuxy 5 років тому +14

      @@FaridShahidinejad The humour is dark as in the situation is so depressing it's funny. As for how common, it wouldn't be unusual to see a scene like this in a council estate in Scotland.

  • @garylizard
    @garylizard 3 роки тому +3

    In my mind there was police called to the house about 6 months ago for a domestic as a result Limmy spent a weekend in jail. As usual in these cases it was a bank holiday Monday so he never appeared at Glasgow Sheriff Court until Tuesday afternoon. Since then he has been back home with the promise that he would stop his binge drinking and be a better father. This lasted about a month before, you guessed it, he came home drunk and this was the final straw for his wife, she herself being no stranger to drunken misdemeanour. Limmy promised that he would see his kids every week since he moved back in with his mother but his visits have been patchy and more than once has he turned up back at the house drunk and uninvited after the pubs have shut. The 'turning the weans against us' is really Limmy's denial of his own children seeing him for the drunken arsehole that he really is. Repeat this sad little tale 1000 times. Welcome to the West of Scotland

    • @user-yh2gt4km3e
      @user-yh2gt4km3e 8 місяців тому

      He's from Ayrshire, Kilmarnock Sheriff court, surely?

  • @SnailSlugSlut
    @SnailSlugSlut 2 роки тому +1

    EA SPORTS
    “She’s turned the weans against us!”

  • @cl759
    @cl759 4 роки тому +2

    Why do I like this, the man is distressed, someone is goading him,makes me sad aaaaand yet I watch it every time it pops up

    • @cosmosisrose
      @cosmosisrose 4 роки тому

      You're aware that it's not real right?

    • @cl759
      @cl759 4 роки тому

      @@cosmosisrose you haven't met the people this is based on, have you

    • @cosmosisrose
      @cosmosisrose 4 роки тому +1

      C L yeah but I mean...this isn't real lol it's literally acting and it's for comedic purposes why would it make you like, Sad?

  • @JacobiteBhoy
    @JacobiteBhoy 6 років тому +5

    Springburn in a nutshell

    • @seanny5472
      @seanny5472 5 років тому

      JacobiteBhoy nah more parkheed m8

  • @crusty_
    @crusty_ 3 роки тому +3

    Limmy sounds like he's speaking japanese, russian, and german at the same time

  • @stevehay964
    @stevehay964 4 роки тому +1

    "My postilion has been struck by lightning." You're welcome.

  • @Acetonesnake
    @Acetonesnake 2 дні тому

    This is my favorite video on youtube