I heard the reason Sean chose to tell this story is because a rumor about his brother caused him to turn to the Dark Side out of rage. He's now building a Death Star to blow up Earth, and Sean is trying to redeem mankind in his eyes in hopes of turning him back to the Light, without having to engage him in combat. Sean himself is of course a time traveler from the future (how else do you think he knows so much about StarCraft? He fought in those wars!), and he was madly in love with Kerrigan (Sarah -> Sean. Same first and second-to-last letters. Obviously true), whom his brother is holding hostage as the power source to the new Death Star. But in all seriousness, shit like this is why I wouldn't agree to be (somewhat) famous in a million years. It's incredible how much bullshit people can make up for no good reason, and I don't think I'd be able to handle it well. Sean identified it exactly: to the layman, celebrities aren't people, they're characters.
Your story times are the best. You should make more, talking about random topics or problems if you run out of real life stories. Upvote for Day9 to have a chance to see!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy defies typical storytelling conventions in that things happen for no reason all the time. Its spontaneity is one of the reasons it's my favorite trilogy.
you forgot the most important clues d stands for more dramatic then ever before and the y is just a upside down lambda and the 9 dude, the 9: Unforeseen Announcements, everybody expects hl 3 announced, nobody expects hl 9
The whole idea of cutting out the less dramatic dialogue in shows can be explained by more than just "dramatisation" as you're suggesting here day9. Although that is one reason (which is quite valid on it's own I think some others might include); -Screentime is limited, so only the most important aspects of the people's lives can be shown. In some cases this is used to enhance certain parts of the "character" to deal with an issue or topic to keep the viewer interested. So for instance when you see the villain, you know something sinister is about to happen, it also helps the viewer remember the show itself. It's much easier to remember a character who is doing "one thing" most of the time, than lots of little things. Even though the latter would be more realistic, I can understand why the former is used in many shows. -Showing bathroom breaks and off-topic comments about the weather and such would be boring. (In respect to shows like 24, which are driven toward a more action focused group of people watching it). *There might be some exceptions for some comedy shows that use a more slice-of-life format, although even in those the seemingly inane moments usually fold into the main plot for any given episode or sub-plot. -Checkhov's gun to quote wiki "Remove everything that has no relevance to the story. If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in the second or third chapter it absolutely must go off. If it's not going to be fired, it shouldn't be hanging there." In other words you can't just throw dozens of meaningless interactions with the characters at the viewer otherwise you end up with a film like "the room". -There are people who act like that. I know, you think i'm lying because that's easy to do on the internet but really. There are. And no you probably don't want to meet them. The people who are less likely to get into crazy situations are usually the level headed ones, thus only the overly dramatic will do for things like "Mr super detective who solves the mystery of three prime ministers murdered at a lake while throwing out cool one-liners". A story like "Joe average walked down to the shops one day and bought some food and accidentally fell over his own untied shoe-laces" doesn't have quite the same dramatic feel. Although again there is a place for the more pedestrian slice-of-life format reserved for poor Joe. As for your story of how people hear rumours about you, well I guess that's down to the rumour mill. The old chinese whisper effect is real. "Send reinforcements we're going to advance" "Send three and four pence we're going to a dance".
Hey, you know what I heard? I heard that Day[9] had diarrhea that was SO violent that he actually went over to Husky's apartment to melt HIS toilet instead of day[9]'s own, as a revenge for husky not coming over for taco-night.
Tropes in stories are stupid, and it was that realization that created postmodern writing. People just randomly get sick, go to the bathroom, or masturbate in Don DeLillo's novels, just like in real life. Snapshots of quotidian life do contribute to a sense of flattening of affect, but hey, dimensionality and depth in stories is often an untenable ideal that a lot of us try to force reality into.
If I recall correctly, Zuko started out evil, then he was exiled and went out on his own for a while, then he was good, then he was evil again, then he was good.
@@GabrielKalel Well, no... but in my defense, it's a lot of work to clean up the lovable babble, and there is a bit of flavor lost when you get it in ink. I also have a notoriously fickle attention span, and I completely forgot that I even said this.
In Pulp Fiction for example Samuel L Jackson is at the toilet, when John Travolta meets Bruce Willis, because he had to wash down the hawaian burger during the "interrogation" the scene before. Things like that make Pulp Fiction a masterpiece, because it "makes sense" in a very natural and subtle way.
In the book Contact by Carl Sagan, on which the movie with Jodie Foster is based, the president of the US is randomly sick with the flue or somesuch for no plot relevant reason. I read that book years ago and I remember it because it is so out of the ordinary to have that happen in fiction.
i have a similar game called "i have a science experiment" in which the next line is always to tell someone to Google image search something and then they describe in great detail the general theme of the first x pictures. always fun.
I like how community made fun of the dialogue in S06E01 when Frankie is interviewed. In terms of hierarchy I'm a big believer in it. Someone needs to say "I'm in charge" and that person is me. That is my decision. and the interviewer just goes "wait, what? Who talks like that?"
Unfortunately, I think there's a problem where some people (ie, everyone I know) think that everyone else is 1 dimensional. I have been in so many misunderstandings because people just don't see me as anything more than what I was the last time they saw me!
I couldn't agree more. I guess you could say Im known in the photographic community and when people meet me in person, they expect so much more from me. Like I speak in haikus's...but, I'm just me, and this is just what I like to do..
You should check out realist books, like Dostoevsky or John Green or whoever you find on the web. In Crime and Punishment main hero spends a good tenth of the book just sick for no good reason, and you follow him through laying on the bed, feeling bad and talking to relatives/doctor.
Well it's like Hitchcock said, "What is drama, but life with all the dull bits cut out." We never see the raw boring or inane details in these stories because people watch them to escape from their own minutia.
Stories have a plot. Sean Plott. plot Plott. Day9 talks about stories and doesen't mentien plot one time. Day9 isn't getting a cat next, it'll be a plott hound!
TIL that the universe is a cruel place, because it lets really, really dumb people talk to interesting people that I don't get to talk to (and I fancy myself not falling into the set of really, really dumb people).
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Can't believe how well the end of the story actually tied back to the beginning with the whole sick thing. AMAZING storytelling.
This story had a crappy Plott.
8 years later and that's funny
Story Time really deserves to be a regular feature; much more entertaining than those other days of the week.
"I am not a huge deal".
Understatement of the century. There's nobody else on this planet that I'd watch tell a story for 2 hours.
MOAR STORIEEESSSSS
guess well have to rewind these until hes birthday or the next hundredth episode...
I love story time
Day9 is good.
Really good.
Damn he's good.
You could say he's daym good.
ChryI
Day[m] good.
Dat pick Artimis... reminds of good old fun times.
I heard the reason Sean chose to tell this story is because a rumor about his brother caused him to turn to the Dark Side out of rage. He's now building a Death Star to blow up Earth, and Sean is trying to redeem mankind in his eyes in hopes of turning him back to the Light, without having to engage him in combat. Sean himself is of course a time traveler from the future (how else do you think he knows so much about StarCraft? He fought in those wars!), and he was madly in love with Kerrigan (Sarah -> Sean. Same first and second-to-last letters. Obviously true), whom his brother is holding hostage as the power source to the new Death Star.
But in all seriousness, shit like this is why I wouldn't agree to be (somewhat) famous in a million years. It's incredible how much bullshit people can make up for no good reason, and I don't think I'd be able to handle it well. Sean identified it exactly: to the layman, celebrities aren't people, they're characters.
That's what I heard!
I love watching these stories 4 years later ;)
Your story times are the best. You should make more, talking about random topics or problems if you run out of real life stories. Upvote for Day9 to have a chance to see!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy defies typical storytelling conventions in that things happen for no reason all the time. Its spontaneity is one of the reasons it's my favorite trilogy.
The books, not the movie.
I love story time. Wish it would be more often, but this story made no sense!! lol!
Oh, Day9 you always keep me entertained :) Love your stuff and let's hope for atleast 700 more dailys!
Glad i already had popcorn for this. With butter, and salt.
Day9 is such a great story teller it's unreal.
dAy 9
hAlf-life 9 confirmed
you forgot the most important clues
d stands for more dramatic then ever before
and the y is just a upside down lambda
and the 9 dude, the 9:
Unforeseen Announcements, everybody expects hl 3 announced, nobody expects hl 9
I totally lost my shit at 19:10 with the "we both own gloves."
The whole idea of cutting out the less dramatic dialogue in shows can be explained by more than just "dramatisation" as you're suggesting here day9. Although that is one reason (which is quite valid on it's own I think some others might include);
-Screentime is limited, so only the most important aspects of the people's lives can be shown. In some cases this is used to enhance certain parts of the "character" to deal with an issue or topic to keep the viewer interested.
So for instance when you see the villain, you know something sinister is about to happen, it also helps the viewer remember the show itself. It's much easier to remember a character who is doing "one thing" most of the time, than lots of little things. Even though the latter would be more realistic, I can understand why the former is used in many shows.
-Showing bathroom breaks and off-topic comments about the weather and such would be boring. (In respect to shows like 24, which are driven toward a more action focused group of people watching it).
*There might be some exceptions for some comedy shows that use a more slice-of-life format, although even in those the seemingly inane moments usually fold into the main plot for any given episode or sub-plot.
-Checkhov's gun to quote wiki "Remove everything that has no relevance to the story. If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in the second or third chapter it absolutely must go off. If it's not going to be fired, it shouldn't be hanging there."
In other words you can't just throw dozens of meaningless interactions with the characters at the viewer otherwise you end up with a film like "the room".
-There are people who act like that. I know, you think i'm lying because that's easy to do on the internet but really. There are. And no you probably don't want to meet them.
The people who are less likely to get into crazy situations are usually the level headed ones, thus only the overly dramatic will do for things like "Mr super detective who solves the mystery of three prime ministers murdered at a lake while throwing out cool one-liners".
A story like "Joe average walked down to the shops one day and bought some food and accidentally fell over his own untied shoe-laces" doesn't have quite the same dramatic feel. Although again there is a place for the more pedestrian slice-of-life format reserved for poor Joe.
As for your story of how people hear rumours about you, well I guess that's down to the rumour mill. The old chinese whisper effect is real.
"Send reinforcements we're going to advance"
"Send three and four pence we're going to a dance".
Love you, day9, but that ending was kinda shitty.
I thought it flowed pretty well
I don't know if you are trying to be ironic or not
Blah BlahBlah I don't know it was kinda all over the place...
Blah BlahBlah Yeah, it stunk a bit too. #icwhutudidthr
These videos are incredible, so entertaining
Please do more stories this is awesome!
You know what I heard?
Day9's Smile is contagious
I can't believe you got sooo high that you forgot Felicia is your girlfriend
Hey, you know what I heard? I heard that Day[9] had diarrhea that was SO violent that he actually went over to Husky's apartment to melt HIS toilet instead of day[9]'s own, as a revenge for husky not coming over for taco-night.
Oh my god! That's what I heard.
You need to make more of these omg
awesome story day 9 keep them coming
i had a 2 large enchiladas, pop rocks, gummy bears, perrier, and a beer.... thats the dinner of starcraft champions
8:31 "I put my finger on my thumb" lol it's the whole if a tree falls in a tree thing again :)
Tropes in stories are stupid, and it was that realization that created postmodern writing. People just randomly get sick, go to the bathroom, or masturbate in Don DeLillo's novels, just like in real life. Snapshots of quotidian life do contribute to a sense of flattening of affect, but hey, dimensionality and depth in stories is often an untenable ideal that a lot of us try to force reality into.
That was simply brilliant.
that excitedly getting into a hot bathtub.. hahaha
If I recall correctly, Zuko started out evil, then he was exiled and went out on his own for a while, then he was good, then he was evil again, then he was good.
What makes a story interesting? The Plott
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
i need to compile the Felicity Stories someday.
Did you?
@@GabrielKalel Well, no... but in my defense, it's a lot of work to clean up the lovable babble, and there is a bit of flavor lost when you get it in ink.
I also have a notoriously fickle attention span, and I completely forgot that I even said this.
Chuck Steeldick... the perfect StarCraft name.
In Pulp Fiction for example Samuel L Jackson is at the toilet, when John Travolta meets Bruce Willis, because he had to wash down the hawaian burger during the "interrogation" the scene before. Things like that make Pulp Fiction a masterpiece, because it "makes sense" in a very natural and subtle way.
dont forget vince vega using the bathroom in pulp fiction
18:30 I almost choked on my own tongue from laughter... wow
Plott twist: Nick put into Sean's food some laxative drugs, so Nick could take his place on the event!
Plott twist haha
yeah i was around for the whole "day9 hates tasteless" ordeal. it was ridiculous.
In the book Contact by Carl Sagan, on which the movie with Jodie Foster is based, the president of the US is randomly sick with the flue or somesuch for no plot relevant reason. I read that book years ago and I remember it because it is so out of the ordinary to have that happen in fiction.
I love you day9
That guy should have said "You're full of shit"
Ohh sean you are the sweetest!
Hilarious. This was a fantastic story time.
As someone sitting in Wisconsin, this ended well.
Hahaha. Love you Sean!
To tell you the truth, I subscribed to this channel just for the stories :)
Day9 mentions Ryan (Ryuzilla) :D Happiness was achieved
day9 should have a category in his site that just says what is the next funday monday challenge
Love your stories. Hey, are you on a green screen for some reason?
i have a similar game called "i have a science experiment" in which the next line is always to tell someone to Google image search something and then they describe in great detail the general theme of the first x pictures. always fun.
This story keep running and it simply just stank.
Chuck "Buckwheat" Steeldick
Probably the greatest name conceived in all of human existence.
ahh the first MLGs where starcraft was there... I miss those days...
lol, hilarious and insightful as always!
Chuck Steakflank really Sean? LOLOLOL
Will Smith goes to the bathroom near the beginning of Independence Day!
I'm reading The Things They Carried atm, and it has some truths described in there about stories that Day[9] also shares here ツ
This story changed my life. Like most of yours do actually.
Day[9] Hero of the interwebbs
You're "Dayting" her, aren't you! (zing)
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhh
This story had a good lesson.
where are the rest :(
This was A-mazing!
LOL Phelica Day Nine - if you would merge into one person it would be awesome ^^
I like how community made fun of the dialogue in S06E01 when Frankie is interviewed.
In terms of hierarchy I'm a big believer in it. Someone needs to say "I'm in charge" and that person is me. That is my decision.
and the interviewer just goes "wait, what? Who talks like that?"
you should do this stories more often sean like one or 2 a month
day9 dosnt pay the bill, the bill pays day9.
Mitch Hedberg - What about the Dufresnes? Bush, search party of three, you can eat once you find the Dufrenes!
every daily should end with a story about diarrhea!
Unfortunately, I think there's a problem where some people (ie, everyone I know) think that everyone else is 1 dimensional. I have been in so many misunderstandings because people just don't see me as anything more than what I was the last time they saw me!
People sometimes can't controll their imagination.
I couldn't agree more. I guess you could say Im known in the photographic community and when people meet me in person, they expect so much more from me. Like I speak in haikus's...but, I'm just me, and this is just what I like to do..
I think that chronic dry eye from a long-ago course of Accutane makes for a great story, but then I am a toxicologist.
but...but Zuko did become kind hearted.
Oh Shaun, you're in for a storykill at the end of this season of GoT #Toiletcombo
You should check out realist books, like Dostoevsky or John Green or whoever you find on the web.
In Crime and Punishment main hero spends a good tenth of the book just sick for no good reason, and you follow him through laying on the bed, feeling bad and talking to relatives/doctor.
Chuck Steeldick, best name ever
11:24, spat my coffee
GoT had Tywin Lannister using his chamber pot as part of the story.
He died.
What about Catcher in the Rye though.
Glad this isn't in 3D, I would have spilled my drink.
How do you feel when you learn that you have died? (RIP day9 stories :D)
! just noticed the infographic of Napoleon's invasion of russia on your wall nice
Well it's like Hitchcock said, "What is drama, but life with all the dull bits cut out." We never see the raw boring or inane details in these stories because people watch them to escape from their own minutia.
Yo Shawn, you should become a writer when all this streaming thing is done. You know how it works...
Lol I had to make pizza after part 1 :P all that food talk ;)
There might be a tiny bit of truth in every rumor
Just 11:47 (caption)
Sean, you're talking about being high while high? That is pretty meta.
Stories have a plot. Sean Plott. plot Plott. Day9 talks about stories and doesen't mentien plot one time. Day9 isn't getting a cat next, it'll be a plott hound!
Sean looking pretty good guess the diet is working.
Only one of your eyes is red because you only smoked half the joint. Boom!
Where is the health video!? D:
Are you in front of a green screen or are my eyes lying to me?
The actual story was better than the made-up story. Enchiladas aren't nothing to mess around with!
Chuck SteelDick the best name ever
TIL that the universe is a cruel place, because it lets really, really dumb people talk to interesting people that I don't get to talk to (and I fancy myself not falling into the set of really, really dumb people).