the cat’s are filther and then they also are stinker than the Dog’s are stinky and very gross. I am to own one Cat once and I also half to own many the Dog’s and I love Animals but the Dog’s are better then the Cat’s in mine Opinion.
@@alitlweird no one asked lmao. Over here baiting people into a debate. This man literally just said to like both things and you still came to the comments to say ones better.
Whenever I meet a dog, and the dog just jams its nose in and starts sniffing all up in my business, and the owner starts apologizing, I just say "It's okay. He knows where the good stuff is."
My dog has separation anxiety and is actually smart enough to not eat his food when he sees that we are leaving. I think he tries to wait until the last second because when we get home he sprints to his food and eats like a pig because he’s obviously starving.
@@emersontayten 💀 ...my cat had that problem when he was younger. I used to think cats are fine by themselves until I got him. I try not to leave him behind or alone so im not sure if its still a problem... thats really sad to me.
I have a boxador that does the exact same thing, only with his water bowl. Like he starts rationing his water as soon as we leave in case we never come back home 🐶😆🐶
Exceptional round of laughs. Sensitive subjects handled with grace and intelligence. Some points rang so true. It's great to make the journey home with people who see the humor in life.
My cat jumped on the table and touched my paw, demanding a treat at the same moment of the cat treat joke! He evidently understand the words "cat treats"!
Same happened with my pest control tech. We were standing by a window and i was showing him problem areas and the dogs came and barked at the window. That man jumped as far away as he could get. He was like you don't ever have to worry about intruders lol True that man.
I have the sweetest pitbull in the world. But I definitely agree, they get a bad rap, so I always make sure she's on a leash. She loves meeting new people, but when you see a pitbull charging up to you, it's unsettling to say the least. So I get it
@@cathybeedle9739 well unfortunately I don't have a fence, so anytime outside she's on a leash, but yeah, you're right, they get blamed. Got some fledgling ravens across the street and she wants to go make friends with them. I have to hold her back
my sister in law had a pitbull at one time that saved my 22 year old from being kidnapped she almost ripped off the guys arm, and than after he left, h she turned to my child and directed my kid towards the door of the house, and my 25 year old daughter was hugging the dog for saving her baby sister
My brother used to have the sweetest pit but. She was so gentle that my nephew used to take naps as a toddler curled up ontop of the sleeping dog. That dog didn't realize her size and strength, always trying to jump on people. I learned after the first visit never to sit on the floor or she would knock me over and like all of the makeup off my face. It was soo hard to get her off me as she was too strong and heavy. Usually the only thing that could get her out of the way was food. If the pitbull isn't trained properly, then can knock someone over and injury them just trying to say hi. And some people who are allergic to dogs also get hives from dog saliva. I know I did with Pit Bulls. I love pit bulls and think they are great, but some of his fears are valid. If you have a big dog, making sure they don't jump on people and scare them is your job as an owner.
The “American Pitt Bull” is not a dog that has been carefully bred and is not an AKC recognized breed. They’ve been mostly bred by idiots for profit. They have issues with dementia too and generally don’t make it past 8-9 years old. By contrast I’ve owned a Miniature Pinscher who lived to be 15. My Doberman Pinscher lived to be 14. And my Pomeranian lived to be 16. I had to watch my Doberman around my cats. She was a sweet dog who never even tried to harm a human. But she had a high prey drive. She’d snap bugs out of the air and go after birds, rats, and mice in my backyard. Pit Bulls have an incredibly high prey drive. Again, they’re bred by idiots. The original, real, actual breed is the American Staffordshire Terrier. I’ve never heard of an Am Staff killing anyone. But nearly every dog/human fatality involves a Pitt Bull.
The small 5OR TOY° poodles (not the miniature ones) are even more protective and being poodles have very strong teeth/jaws in spite of their size. Then again, he does seem to stay well away from dogs, so he might simply associate looks and general good behaviour of the poodles in a lady's handbag with his idea of a weaker dog. Poodles used to be war dogs in Germany until the arrival of the German shepherd, so if you hear of a small dog having defended a stranger's child against pitbulls and saved the child, but often either died or lost a leg in the battle, the odds are it was a poodle. And sadly, dog fights organizers know that.
@@trishmcbee3092 hope this year brings happiness and prosperity and love💕 to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Steve Armstrong by name. If I may ask where are you from?
@@BitsyBee disrespect of humans need to stop. I’ve never disrespected a cop and some of them are Straight up a-holes. You must live in a bubble with your head up your a**.
Oh man with that last guy...samething happened to me. I was cleaning up because i had eaten dinner in bed found a cube of steak i missed bit into it and it wasnt a cube of steak i missed. Needless to say i was disappointed
i have a relative who has pitbulls. one of them already knows me and receives me with a wagging tail and that friendly "smile" dogs make when they like you. the other one i dont trust. she gives me a look of fear. a scared/tense dog has a very high likelihood of biting you. so i dont approach that one. she was a rescue, apparently had a very rough life and doesnt trust most humans.
I had a DoxyDoby he was cool looking massive chest. Staying at a motel for awhile we pull up like we always do and Archie hops out and takes off around corner. I hear a guy screaming I get around there and dude is on top of coke machine an Archie wagging his tail. He was so PROUD. I had to help the guy down and Archie was kissing him that he was sorry. Next day another guy walks in between Archie and car. You DON'T do that. He was chained but guy was on top of my car in a second. He was super friendly but he loved to freak people out.
I've seen cat do tricks.. Someone on UA-cam pointed at it like a gun said pow it pretended to die. Then he asked it to shake it did . Ive even seen them use the toilet to it was pooing because it's owner told it to stop making his face ( whiskers ) scrunch that way when it's pooing . They are not stupid animals ..
Yea, that's the same reaction I have with people who own pitbulls. I cower behind the owners and walk around them, even though their dog is well-trained. *welps*
Hey Arthur! I agree with the ‘loving your neighbor’ reminder you sent in. But I couldn’t help but focus on the fact that you’re not a Christian. Doing my part of loving my neighbor, I’d like to present the gospel (good news) to you! We as human beings have something called a sinful nature, which means we find pleasure in doing things that are disobedient to God. God hates sin. God is holy (perfect in all ways), and He punishes those who have sinned with eternal hellfire. There is, however, one way to make it to Heaven. Getting into Heaven isn’t about if you’re a good or bad person, but it’s whether if you have sincerely asked Jesus to cleanse you from your sins or not. The harsh truth is we deserve eternal punishment in hell for our disobedience towards God, but Jesus (God in human form), was born of a virgin, He lived a perfect and sinless life, died on the cross to pay the payment we owe God for our sins, and was resurrected three days after death into Heaven. You can’t be cleansed by your own works (helping out homeless, etc), it’s good to be a good person, but it doesn’t save you from hell. There is no other way into Heaven than by asking Jesus to save you and for mercy and forgiveness. Only by Jesus Christ may you be forgiven and saved for eternity! God can give you a pure heart that you will forever be thankful for. Ask Him to forgive you of your sins and help you to REPENT (to change and turn away from sin, and turn to God), and to transform you and give you a relationship with Him and to live for Him. Just imagine having a personal relationship with the God of the universe. This is an offer that shouldn’t be resisted, we don’t deserve His forgiveness, but He extends it out to us, and He wants to be reconciled with you personally!! Much love ❤️
@@messiamovsesian2162 your religion is not the ONLY way. there is no need to push your agenda on others. only the self righteous would try to convince someone like this. this heaven and hell BS is an illusion. good luck out there.
@@bluespectralmonkey wow, you certainly are brainwashed. I do hope you repent and receive the free gift of salvation before it's too late. The fact that you have a beating heart is testimony to the fact that you know what you just said is not true.
I won't ever understand the people who don't "like" cats. It's an animal, a soul too. I love every one, cats, dogs etc.. U can't say you are a good person if you say you don't like a living being which is just existing like a baby.
My poor dog must have a defective sniffer.. cuz she wants to sleep under the covers with me EVERY night... I hot box her nearly EVERY night... and she still comes back..
I like both, i have both, but if your cat is 100 pound, you don't like him anymore, and probably kills your whole family within couple days, my cat weight like 5 pounds and sometimes she scared me
I love jokes about animals especially dogs best jokes EVER 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omgosh This first guy NAILS IT!!
Funny dude! And glad he defends kitties. I like both dogs and cats too!
the cat’s are filther and then they also are stinker than the Dog’s are stinky and very gross.
I am to own one Cat once and I also half to own many the Dog’s and I love Animals but the Dog’s are better then the Cat’s in mine Opinion.
Which one?
@@alitlweird no one asked lmao. Over here baiting people into a debate. This man literally just said to like both things and you still came to the comments to say ones better.
ahh, but do you like blacks & police, too?
@@360naturerelaxation7 the first guy
0:00 Corey Rodriguez
8:25 Bone Hampton
10:52 Doug Thompson
15:56 Mike Brody
Oh right on, thanks!
thanks!
Whenever I meet a dog, and the dog just jams its nose in and starts sniffing all up in my business, and the owner starts apologizing, I just say "It's okay. He knows where the good stuff is."
The comment liked by every owner of a nosy dog; traumatized by their dog's behavior.
I’m stealing this and saying it in trl
Yes! I'm excited for this one.
You know it stinks In there
@@DidntDonuffin-n2h lmbo
My dog has separation anxiety and is actually smart enough to not eat his food when he sees that we are leaving. I think he tries to wait until the last second because when we get home he sprints to his food and eats like a pig because he’s obviously starving.
Thats smart huh?
@@amberotl5276 haha. Touche
Yeaaah mine too!
@@emersontayten 💀 ...my cat had that problem when he was younger. I used to think cats are fine by themselves until I got him. I try not to leave him behind or alone so im not sure if its still a problem... thats really sad to me.
I have a boxador that does the exact same thing, only with his water bowl. Like he starts rationing his water as soon as we leave in case we never come back home 🐶😆🐶
“The cat’s, like, ‘How was your trip?’ “ More specifically, “Aww, back so soon?”
It doesn’t matter how long you’re gone. Five minutes, 5 days or 5 weeks, dogs are so happy to see you! Cats are like, “oh you’ve been gone?”
Dog people know deep down that cats don't care for them...'happy cat mom'
My boyfriend's cat loves him so much. Everyday when he gets home from work his cat runs down the stairs to greet him at the door
"Can't we like Two things??!!!" Yeah!!!! That was yeeeeeaaars ago, when ppl said things like, "Variety is the spice of life!"
I like cats AND I like dogs...
I like black people AND I like police. soooo??????
the plural of spouse is spice, now you know where that phrase comes from!
Great laugh, great points, loving this dude.
Edit: was talking about the first guy, didn't realize it was a compilation. 😆
i only liked 1st guy. nicely done.
the rest had gross jokes🤢
I have listened to the guy with the WeenerRetriever so many times. Every time I feel like having a laugh, I play him again and laugh my head off
4 for 4 Dry bar! Great line up and the first is the best!
Exceptional round of laughs. Sensitive subjects handled with grace and intelligence. Some points rang so true. It's great to make the journey home with people who see the humor in life.
I can't. I needed to pause the video to take a breath before I freaking lost it in public
My cat jumped on the table and touched my paw, demanding a treat at the same moment of the cat treat joke! He evidently understand the words "cat treats"!
Your paw? 😊😄
@@bekindist That is funny! I guess I spend too much time with my animals!
“Remember when we could like two things” so wise, we need to return to that time.
I love miniature shnauzer!! 😁😁
Remember when we could like two things? Barely! 😂
You described a dog and a cat to a T. 💯😂
This guys hilarious and makes a good point!
One time I had a huge buff black dude jump against a wall when I was walking my Pug by.
It was hilarious.
Same happened with my pest control tech. We were standing by a window and i was showing him problem areas and the dogs came and barked at the window. That man jumped as far away as he could get. He was like you don't ever have to worry about intruders lol
True that man.
"huge buff dude"
@@GP-wt8eo you quoted me incorrectly.
Dude was black as a blackberry!
Lovin' the compilation videos lately!
I have the sweetest pitbull in the world. But I definitely agree, they get a bad rap, so I always make sure she's on a leash. She loves meeting new people, but when you see a pitbull charging up to you, it's unsettling to say the least. So I get it
If my pitties aren't on private property, they're on a leash. If anything happens, no matter what the pittie's getting blamed.
@@cathybeedle9739 well unfortunately I don't have a fence, so anytime outside she's on a leash, but yeah, you're right, they get blamed. Got some fledgling ravens across the street and she wants to go make friends with them. I have to hold her back
Same with Dobermans! They get a a bad rap too, and it's undeserved!
My dogs have food available in their bowls all day, but they only eat when they're hungry. I've always found it kind if weird, yet pretty cool
Hahh he is awesome! So funny!
Sooo funny had to share!!!
my sister in law had a pitbull at one time that saved my 22 year old from being kidnapped she almost ripped off the guys arm, and than after he left, h
she turned to my child and directed my kid towards the door of the house, and my 25 year old daughter was hugging the dog for saving her baby sister
Dude, you can’t get in my car 😂 I have German Shepards. It doesn’t matter how much I clean. I have lint rollers every where.
Awesome!
My brother used to have the sweetest pit but. She was so gentle that my nephew used to take naps as a toddler curled up ontop of the sleeping dog.
That dog didn't realize her size and strength, always trying to jump on people. I learned after the first visit never to sit on the floor or she would knock me over and like all of the makeup off my face. It was soo hard to get her off me as she was too strong and heavy. Usually the only thing that could get her out of the way was food.
If the pitbull isn't trained properly, then can knock someone over and injury them just trying to say hi. And some people who are allergic to dogs also get hives from dog saliva. I know I did with Pit Bulls.
I love pit bulls and think they are great, but some of his fears are valid. If you have a big dog, making sure they don't jump on people and scare them is your job as an owner.
Too funny
YOU ARE SO FUNNY!!!
I just rescued a Pitt named Fiona, she is a beast!
Oh my gosh these guys are HILARIOUS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL😂🤣Very awesome stand up for sure👍😂🤣
This guy kills xD solid set!
This guy is funny.
"What, I don't know I'm deaf." 😂
Pit bulls are as beautiful, sweet & loyal as any other dog! If there’s a mean dog, it’s a human’s fault!
I think the main problem is you can't know how well the human has treated their dog. I get wary around any large dog I haven't met before.
@@synyzal772
if the dog isnt tense, it's not likely to bite you.
dogs tend to be very open about their feelings.
The “American Pitt Bull” is not a dog that has been carefully bred and is not an AKC recognized breed. They’ve been mostly bred by idiots for profit. They have issues with dementia too and generally don’t make it past 8-9 years old. By contrast I’ve owned a Miniature Pinscher who lived to be 15. My Doberman Pinscher lived to be 14. And my Pomeranian lived to be 16. I had to watch my Doberman around my cats. She was a sweet dog who never even tried to harm a human. But she had a high prey drive. She’d snap bugs out of the air and go after birds, rats, and mice in my backyard. Pit Bulls have an incredibly high prey drive. Again, they’re bred by idiots. The original, real, actual breed is the American Staffordshire Terrier. I’ve never heard of an Am Staff killing anyone. But nearly every dog/human fatality involves a Pitt Bull.
They’re even good with cats, if they’re treated and raised correctly
Pet tigers are great too. They are gentle, loving and excellent with children. No difference from a pitbull.
Catz are coooool!
I'm impressed by the Rob Zombie reference tbh
Very funny 😂
Hilarious!!
"Muffin don't bite!"
Fun (but little known) fact poodle 🐩 "full-sized" are actually more vicious/loyal/protective than pitbulls and Dobermans combined.
The small 5OR TOY° poodles (not the miniature ones) are even more protective and being poodles have very strong teeth/jaws in spite of their size. Then again, he does seem to stay well away from dogs, so he might simply associate looks and general good behaviour of the poodles in a lady's handbag with his idea of a weaker dog.
Poodles used to be war dogs in Germany until the arrival of the German shepherd, so if you hear of a small dog having defended a stranger's child against pitbulls and saved the child, but often either died or lost a leg in the battle, the odds are it was a poodle. And sadly, dog fights organizers know that.
I don't know about the combined part, but they can def hold their own in same company.
Can confirm..our 5 pound poodle was vicious, 90 pound pitbull was the sweetest baby ever
My dog ask me if she can have a great someone is giving her. She is so funny. IS THIS ONE A YES MOM IS IT IS IT IIIISSSIIITTT
I will never eat another butterfinger again ! 😂😳
This guy is definitely funny
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Rush Limbaugh
Still hilarious. Lol
I love this guy! He’s awesome!
Hello👋 Trish how are you doing today hope you're safe over there?
@@Armstrongsteve302 doing great!
@@trishmcbee3092 hope this year brings happiness and prosperity and love💕 to all american and to the worldwide🌍. I'm Steve Armstrong by name. If I may ask where are you from?
@@Armstrongsteve302 thank you. I’m in Kansas.
He said Dockson... three times!
I have dogs and cats. My cats come to me when I call and they come to me for affection just like my dogs.
Thanks for the I like police and black people part. Police brutality needs to end, but we NEED cops
Disrespecting cops needs to end.
@@BitsyBee disrespect of humans need to stop. I’ve never disrespected a cop and some of them are Straight up a-holes. You must live in a bubble with your head up your a**.
Dogs are cool. But a cat won't tell the police where your smoke is. ( :
DOGGYYY NATIONNN 🐕🖐🏾😘
You have to earn the love of a cat, dogs not so much. 🐱👍✌❤
The dude has obviously never encountered a golden retriever lol - you can clean til the cows come home & there’s still hair!
Oh man with that last guy...samething happened to me. I was cleaning up because i had eaten dinner in bed found a cube of steak i missed bit into it and it wasnt a cube of steak i missed. Needless to say i was disappointed
All pitbulls aren't like that & you know it! The worst injury I ever got from one was bruises on my knees from their wagging tails...😊
13:07 having dogs is not the equivalent to parenting kids
Likes almost a halfway through he goes back in time 30 years?!?!
The heck? HAHA
I have a Shitzu/Bull Dog mix.
A Bull Shitz.
Thats as bout as rich as the person who tells someone
"im from idaho" ....and the person replies.."You da ho?" Or "who da ho"?
Muffled Laughter.
i have a relative who has pitbulls.
one of them already knows me and receives me with a wagging tail and that friendly "smile" dogs make when they like you.
the other one i dont trust. she gives me a look of fear.
a scared/tense dog has a very high likelihood of biting you. so i dont approach that one. she was a rescue, apparently had a very rough life and doesnt trust most humans.
I used to have a minpin named Killer.
Second guy describes me :) I feel seen
Just Guy is funny!!!...love cats and dogs...hate their hair everywhere
I think he and I are from the same tribe.
❤️❤️❤️
Nice black and white shirt
I had a DoxyDoby he was cool looking massive chest. Staying at a motel for awhile we pull up like we always do and Archie hops out and takes off around corner. I hear a guy screaming I get around there and dude is on top of coke machine an Archie wagging his tail. He was so PROUD. I had to help the guy down and Archie was kissing him that he was sorry. Next day another guy walks in between Archie and car. You DON'T do that. He was chained but guy was on top of my car in a second. He was super friendly but he loved to freak people out.
I had this on in the background and thought the 1st was Joe Rogan, 2 minutes in I switched screens and it's not Joe Rogan lol
Yeah our rag doll cats love throwing up on the carpet instead of the hardwoods.
I have both. A cat's purpose is to rule the house.
I'll kick it before it gets there!
Oh yeah
😂😂😂
I've seen cat do tricks.. Someone on UA-cam pointed at it like a gun said pow it pretended to die. Then he asked it to shake it did . Ive even seen them use the toilet to it was pooing because it's owner told it to stop making his face ( whiskers ) scrunch that way when it's pooing . They are not stupid animals ..
Gotta love doin Lyft with the dog hair blowing around with covid protocol......windows down Lol
Yea, that's the same reaction I have with people who own pitbulls. I cower behind the owners and walk around them, even though their dog is well-trained. *welps*
If a dog is mean or vicious, it’s a human’s fault!
He has a point why cant we like two things??
I'm not a Christian, but everyone should remember to love thy neighbours these days. Live and let live, Karen.
Hey Arthur! I agree with the ‘loving your neighbor’ reminder you sent in. But I couldn’t help but focus on the fact that you’re not a Christian. Doing my part of loving my neighbor, I’d like to present the gospel (good news) to you!
We as human beings have something called a sinful nature, which means we find pleasure in doing things that are disobedient to God. God hates sin. God is holy (perfect in all ways), and He punishes those who have sinned with eternal hellfire. There is, however, one way to make it to Heaven. Getting into Heaven isn’t about if you’re a good or bad person, but it’s whether if you have sincerely asked Jesus to cleanse you from your sins or not. The harsh truth is we deserve eternal punishment in hell for our disobedience towards God, but Jesus (God in human form), was born of a virgin, He lived a perfect and sinless life, died on the cross to pay the payment we owe God for our sins, and was resurrected three days after death into Heaven. You can’t be cleansed by your own works (helping out homeless, etc), it’s good to be a good person, but it doesn’t save you from hell. There is no other way into Heaven than by asking Jesus to save you and for mercy and forgiveness. Only by Jesus Christ may you be forgiven and saved for eternity! God can give you a pure heart that you will forever be thankful for. Ask Him to forgive you of your sins and help you to REPENT (to change and turn away from sin, and turn to God), and to transform you and give you a relationship with Him and to live for Him. Just imagine having a personal relationship with the God of the universe. This is an offer that shouldn’t be resisted, we don’t deserve His forgiveness, but He extends it out to us, and He wants to be reconciled with you personally!! Much love ❤️
@@messiamovsesian2162 your religion is not the ONLY way. there is no need to push your agenda on others. only the self righteous would try to convince someone like this. this heaven and hell BS is an illusion. good luck out there.
@@bluespectralmonkey If heaven & hell is BS then why did you say their religion is not the only way? 🤔
@@ninaadams3062 what? i think both of those statements support each other. christianity is not fact. heaven and hell is a fantasy.
@@bluespectralmonkey wow, you certainly are brainwashed. I do hope you repent and receive the free gift of salvation before it's too late. The fact that you have a beating heart is testimony to the fact that you know what you just said is not true.
I have a pit bull and he just be calling out my dog XD
Nextdoor Summarized: Rich block, poor block, everyone sucks in their own unique and special ways.
Hello, i remember he was funny
LOL
🐶 🐩 🐕 must be “emotional eaters”📝
😎😂🖤
I CAN LIKE BLACK PEOPLE, AND COPS 🤣
The first guy sounds just like joe Rogan
Winston and Ferguson have entered the chat...
I won't ever understand the people who don't "like" cats. It's an animal, a soul too. I love every one, cats, dogs etc.. U can't say you are a good person if you say you don't like a living being which is just existing like a baby.
Clap for alligators !! Thats me.
Bruh you hide the tee and sweet potato pie from me we ain't gonna be friends anymore.
It's one nasty experience after the next living with pets IMO. Cats, now way man
My cats are my dog's toys. They need them.
I knew a chick who let her dog sleep in her bed. I’ve NEVER slept in her bed
BREASON
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My poor dog must have a defective sniffer.. cuz she wants to sleep under the covers with me EVERY night... I hot box her nearly EVERY night... and she still comes back..
A weiner retriever 💀🤚🤣😂☠.
Dogs have a keen sense of smell, so the bigger question is, what do our farts smell like to them.
I never put our dogs in the car.
I like both, i have both, but if your cat is 100 pound, you don't like him anymore, and probably kills your whole family within couple days, my cat weight like 5 pounds and sometimes she scared me