A Job Is A Job | The Tim Dillon Show
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- Опубліковано 22 лип 2024
- Tim talks about getting a flat tire in Harlem, Biden’s brain, not being the first, 90’s songs as speeches and Tucker Carlson’s Vladimir Putin interview.
00:00 Getting A Flat Tire In Harlem
06:58 Biden’s Brain
12:11 Not Being The First
22:19 90’s Songs As Speeches
42:21 Tucker Carlson’s Vladimir Putin Interview
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There is nobody even close to Timmy’s level when it comes to solo podcasting
Theo maybe
Most are tough to listen to when they’re the only one mic’d.
Bill Burr.
Burr is pretty damn good. And Alex Jones, whether you like what he does or you hate it, he is the best at whatever you call what he does. Overall Dillon is #1 though.
@@gas-vc2zoup there
I’m a 53 year old gay disabled mother of 4. Thank you Tim for bravely towing your bentley and warning us of the Venezuelans. Hero 🇺🇸🦅
Sarcasm?
As white raked through the coals' divorced Dad. No, it's not sarcasm. It's truth! Why? You got answer?
52 Whhite Beeach. No worries. My concern within first minute is the tell of the said Bentley. Seems almost old now.
Carry on Timmy D
Well I'm a 47 year old, male, female, black, Asian, dog, cat, African toddler of European decent, who is a mother of 29, a widower, a divorce, an only child, and my own father.
Nonsense above. All of it.
Michelle Obama doing the Tracy Chapman Fast Car lyrics as a speech is perfect 😂
It works so well it might happen.
When I found out Fast Car was sung by a black woman I really had to sit down and look at myself in the mirror...
@@tmacfan824I thought Tracey Chapman was a gay man.
@@wrongggwell if Michael gets elected it will be mandatory for everyone to be gay and for every child to be transitioned
😂😂
Tim saying “China China ! Putin is your ally” to his adopted Asian god child sent me through the roof laughing 😂😂😂
He did this bit during his live set and it was truly fucking hilarious. He added a severely autistic nonverbal daughter to the mix for flavor
" Pour out some hot tub water for Matthew Perry" 😂 Tim the best 🤣🤣🤣
like a fat man to the fridge, Tim simply cannot drop anything at 3AM without waking up the whole house
That's beautiful
This country is so insane right now, I can’t believe how much I need to watch this man talk for an hour… just so I can keep going.
❤
Is that true about Tucker and CIA or did Putin see it on TikTok.
Amen, brother.
We let it become this. Everyone gave an inch until it became a foot until it became a mile.
I'm amazed of the level of comedy judo that Tim demonstrates. He just takes horror and feelings of helplessness, and smashes them to the ground into a pile of giggles. Better than therapy.
I think its more of a freudian slip and fall off the stairmaster onto a Dennys tremendous 12
You said it!!! Better than therapy!!
Therapy is a racket.
After the club watching Tim Dillon at 4:20 am. Life’s good.
Shut up
Paradise
Felt
There goes my hero
Tears of joy!!😹
I am truly disturbed a Bentley wouldn’t have a spare tire. I was gonna buy one tomorrow morning but forget it!
No he was to lazy.
He should've bought a Syatt-ley
My old boss bought a $130k Porsche. This was about 10 years ago. He bragged and bragged on that car. Always wanted to take us for a ride in it to lunch or whatever.
One day, coming into work, he got a flat about 1 mile from work. The car didn't have a spare tire, so he had to stand on the side of the road for almost an hour while everyone coming into work saw him stranded, lol.
@@aaabbbccc985 My comment was tongue in cheek but at the same time I really couldn’t believe there wasn’t a spare in a luxury car. I didn’t know it’s so common with luxury vehicles.
@vaughncollins1386 I guess it makes sense in a way. If you have that much money to spend on a car, you're probably not changing a tire yourself anyway. Might as well save that space for more trunk space or mechanical placement for more high tech bells and whistles.
Only Alex Jones can rant like Tim and hold a entire podcast by itself 😂
Never thought for one minute id be listening like a small child as a middle aged queen screams at the moon for over an hour a week. Every week. Well done tim . Best one man poscast in the world
😂😂majorly underrated comment should be top
😂😂😂❤
i truly hope your podcast is gonna be a radiostation in the new GTA6 next year 😂😂😂
An Alex Jones parody yeah, but they played him even more over the top lol.
Please make a Tim Dillon radio station on GTA6!!!
Even if it’s expensive dlc
As a half black man, hearing Tim rant about Michelle Obama doing an African dance has me laughing so hard it is making it difficult to breathe.
your other half is rioting
@@notstretch my other half has a little penis and loves kimchi
Do you celebrate February for half the month?
Which half is black; top or bottom?
Asking for a friend
UA-cam is gay and deletes my comments
My new favorite get back. A great way to say F.U. “I’m aware”😂
As a Russian expat in UK , i really enjoy his non traditional satire on Russia/Ukraine issue. Its not excusing but refreshing at the same time. Also its very interesting to learn about US politics outside mainstream shit we get shovsd down our throats here. And also makes me really really warm up to americans , if there is TIm, there are other thinking people there and it gives me hope for the future . If only humour could stop the wars. I hope it will one day. 🙏
Tim Dillon is a heroic gay man.
He really is my fat hero
As if being a heroic man wasn’t gay enough
He is the North star of gay men
There really is some prophetic stuff laced in the rants sometimes 🤌
@BigShaneGillis you beat me to it
44:10 him telling his god son to watch the Tucker Carlson episode with Putin killed me 😂
"putin is your ally!" lol that had me dead
Niggling: causing slight but persistent annoyance, discomfort, or anxiety.
Makes perfect sense!
Very loud travelers
It comes just after "niggardly" in the dictionary.
Wait till he finds out about snigger
Omg! The “Fast Car” bit had me in actual fuckin tears! 🤣 Laughed so hard I scared my damn dog! 😂 Another Dillon comedy gem! 💎
We wish your Bentley well.
Almost 11 months sober, just came back from hockey, and now Tim has blessed us.
Congrats on the sobriety, condolences for your hockey problem.
Haha. Congrats on the 11 man. Easy does it. Day at a time.
@@thomasnohejl8196 haha thanks brother
@@ericgrenda2450 one day at a time 🤘🏻🙏
Keep coming back ❤
This dropping midnight of my birthday feels like a gift from the universe. Thank you, love 💕
Happy Birthday :)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
All you need is cake 🎂 🥮 🍥! Happy Birthday 🎉
West coast? 🧐
@@MrPhanthom86thank you so much 🥹
When I have niggling headaches from a weekend long alcohol and amphetamine bender I know I can always count on Tim to relieve some of the pain. God bless.
I can’t believe how often these hour long podcast feel like their own comedy special
Free Lizzo is one of my favorite.
When Putins Bentley breaks down in Harlem he wants the Venezuelans to come . It makes him feel alive again.
A Minnesota librarian swaying! 😂 as someone who's living in Minnesota - You Nailed it Tim!
My favorite part of the Interview was when Putin said, "It was not Russia that blew up the Nordstrom pipeline, it was you!"... and then Tucker says, "I was busy that day" 😂😂
Would you say that interview is worth a listen? Strictly for entertainment, I don't really care who blew up what at this point.
@@justkidding8304 Putin pissed in a bottle and vomited under the table. Tucker nailed 15 bud lights. Both farted in the mic several times.
@@GreenManGrowing so Putin's Jewish?
@@GreenManGrowing Protect our Tsars
holy shit i had to google Nordstrom pipeline like what?? Nord Stream/Nordstrom this is great comedy!
TIM DILLON 2024. Wish him well. As he swings the golf club
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3 AM podcast release when I'm 3 weeks sober? Alright i'm opening up the bud light
Don't.
@@DonValero-ix6xhThis
Im 17 months sober
Do you guys still put wine or beer in your food or is that off limits as well?
@Bergamot88 I don't know everything but I'd say it might be best to avoid if you're trying to be sober. Best to just have no booze at all in any form. That's what many people say
Waking up on a Sunday morning to hear Uncle Tim's latest rant is always a gift itself.
Hitting potholes in your brand new 2018 Bentley has got to feel like winning in a game that isn't getting updates anymore.
literally desvribes my life 😂
Brand new??? Have you lost your phucken mind???
In Harlem, no less.
He leases it , if u have ears. But oh well lol
Heroes of the Storm... 🥲
Solo Tim is the best Tim
I love when Tim starts a sentence with “there’s something beautiful about…” 😂😂
The man has an eye for aesthetics.
1:02:33 “Let’s hear it for everyone in the shadows folks”
TD doing it again like only he can 😂
Michelle Obama giving fast car as a speech is genius 😂😂😂 Tim is the goat man!
Tim Dillon deserves the Nobel peace prize
Damn, a literal "Life In The Big City" story right off the bat! Great stuff, as always.
“Old Yeller” 😂😂😂😂😂
Edging verrrrry close to doing that no no thing. If you tell others to go "visit" the Prez, it's a capital offense.
When it comes to the Venezuelan organized crime family, Tim is the one who is quietly pulling the strings. The Bentley served as a cover story while he collected his cut.
Life in the big city!
Makes perfect sense as to why the cops scrammed as soon as he showed up.
Joey Diaz on the walkie talkie giving orders in spanish
He's like Hesh on the Sopranos, or possible Robert DiBernardo of the Gambino family.
Tim not knowing the word "niggling" is hilarious
Is that a half black/ half Asian?
I find it wonderfully ironic how someone who says the most insane things at times brings more sanity to the discussion than practically anyone else 😂, comic genius ❤
I’m 4 months sober this podcast is exactly what I needed 👍🏻
keep it up, got one week here, working on it, good job homie!
You should celebrate the one week mark with a brew
@@mikeworkalemahu580 lol, appreciate the humor, 'ill drink to that!'
Keep it up sir ❤
You’re a great American Tim
Bong hits in my 2004 camry at my favorite smoke spot while Timmy delivers the love through a Jbl speaker. America is great
Tim is exhibiting the type of clarity associated with near death experiences and having your car towed
Timmy please live forever
Every day I’m terrified I’ll wake up to hear hes pulled a Ralphie May. I’d be brought to tears and probably call out of work.
He's far less unhealthy than May was. Despite having spiritual experiences, May never learned to take care of himself. Even his weight loss was too little too late. Tim at least has this part of himself that is reserved about the lifestyle his body has preferred over the years.@@Jeff-tt7wj
Best way to chase off the Sunday Scaries is listening to Tim narrate the end of the empire. Also, never rely on a British vehicle as your primary source of transportation.
Oh thank god, I almost had thoughts of my own.
No fr
Wish I could go on rants with my thoughts like this. A real skill you have Tim.
We use the word 'niggling' quite a bit in the UK, like the brain version of an earworm. A little mental itch that you can't scratch until you sort it out
We hear it via EPL soccer/futbol commentators regarding small injuries a lot
that's racist
@@teksimian You’re racist.
Ive never heard this word in my life.
It's a very common word in English sports broadcasting. I can only assume it's an older English word, certainly not what Americans think it's connotation means to them
😂😂😂 holy shit. That fast car bit is hilarious
1:00:54 Tims screech of pleasure is what this country needs in these trying times! Very good!
16:47-18:04 Tim with a great impression of Barry Hussein O's election win speeches
I’m in the U.K. Sunday. None of it’s good here, non stop housework to the back ground noise of Monday dread and… then… IT’S TIMMY TIME ! Unplug the vacuum, pour a mommy’s vodka based drink, put those trotters up n laugh til my sides ache! God bless this man! 😂❤
Watching Tim complain about his Bentley troubles made me remember Tim and kump thanking a fan for sending them a subway gift card
Love the Ukraine colored polo during the Putin talk 😂
Stayed in tonight thanks for dropping at oddly convenient time yall rock 🎸
Man, Tim just has a talent for distilling down complex political situations into very relatable, easy to understand analogies. I mean, I guess every standup has that talent to some degree but Tim is next level. He gets to the heart of what people can relate to, not any deep level analytical bs that goes over everyone’s heads. That whole party analogy, brilliant and spot on
Tim mentioning Wendy Carlos from the Stanley Kubrick movies at 14:10 is absolutely one of his best moments. Pure gold.
For real! Wendy is a legend!
Are you talking about Walter Carlos?
@@QEsposito510 Wendy Carlos, that is. You shouldn't deadname her 😉.
Thank you Tim! Bless up!
U would let him inside u I bet 😂
"Honey, put something on for the kids so we can go fuck."
*puts on Tucker - Putin interview*
This was gold. Both the Michelle advice at the beginning and the grandpa Putin thing at the end.
Seriously get so excited every time a new episode gets put up ❤
Tim...you are sooooooo goddamn good....people would follow you no matter what!!!!
You are the only patrion on follow.
Everyone! Join Tim's patrion!!!!
Perfect timing for fellow east coast creatures of the night
Saw you in nyack you were incredible I literally laughed the whole way through your set :')
59:35:that Morgan & Morgan ad read was priceless ... I just busted my ass waiting for a Wendy's Classic single.😂
We wish everyone well
What happened to the Audiobook of “Death By Boomers”?
Publishers tried to get their cut, Tim said no, so now he's self-publishing. Supposed to be out this summer? He talked about it in the last three months? Sorry, this is a Biden memory for me, either 2 weeks ago or 2 months ago (?) he talked about his book's delay.
Fake business
i looked it up on amazon. says it comes out in april.
I hope the audio book is narrated by Ghislaine Maxwell.
My god Tim these just keep getting better and better. This was brilliant. 😂
Best part is she used “niggling” incorrectly 🤣😂😭
That's what I thought..
Disagree - no, she didn't? It's informal but not wrong
no she didn't
This is only show where I’m genuinely excited to watch every week
Tim Dillon. You’re making a lot of sense. Love it. 😂
One of the all-time great Tim Dillon podcasts. People will look back on this podcast to get a glimpse into our time
Your The Man Timmy Polo!! Keep Up The Great Work Brother.
Where’s the new show?
This should be a lesson for Tom Segura. You can be rich fat and gay and have a fan base that loves and not hates you.
Another great podcast, Tom. Keep it up my guy.
Saw you at Levity Live on Friday. Came all the way from Harlem. Worth it, but will admit, it definitely felt I was in the middle of no where while out there. Mall was nice, felt like I was back in the 2000’s.
WE NEED TIM AS A RADIO SHOW IN GTA 6. I AM A NOBODY BUT I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
ALL CAPS WILL PREVAIL
BUT YOU ARE NOBODY AS YOU SAID
Yay 2am post n my life still suuuuuuxxxxxx
yezzir
sleep schedule might freakin help
Maybe stop listening to Freemasons
what do we wish? we wish you well.
*Tee-off*
This is my absolute favorite these days...he's so raw
Thanks for puttinng life into perspectiva Tim! I do feel you bro ❤
Who cannot love this man!
Late Night Tim, nice!
Currently looking at investment properties in the 3-4000 square foot range, but it’s a real knife fight out there
On million dollars
You can tell how much he loves his godson. That was beautiful to see.
He should totally be a daddy.
This is one of the great episodes in Tim's catalog, right below #365 degree of difficulty
so much for the Gilbert Goons series/ show/ movie
you'll catch 'em on the next one Timmy
What a joy it must be to have this man for a God Father
Why is this the highlight of my week?
Tim is one of the most underrated comedians of our time😂😂 I’ll be at your Amsterdam show bruv👊🏾
" Biden has to be taken out like Old yeller" that one got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tim has American history resting on his shoulders. I wish him well.
What a treat!
"Everyone in the shadows, in the dark [sighs]" 😂😂😂
I never knew how much I needed to hear a spoken word version of Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car" read by Tim Dillon until now
This was the opening scene of Bon🔥 of the Vanities. It’s tough being a Master of the Universe.
Tim Dillon is the closest thing we have to a superhero