Best of the Worst: Pocket Ninjas, Cyclone, and Dangerous Men
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
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Put on your sweatpants and prepare a pot of coffee because this is gonna be a long night! The gang watches two of the most baffling, nonsensical movies they've ever watched with Pocket Ninjas and Dangerous Men. Cyclone's in there too.
Dangerous Men is an example of what Leonardo da Vinci said: "Art is never finished, only abandoned."
Are you sure that was Da Vinci that said that and not George Lucas?
Isn’t that what the White Dragon said after he decorated horny mom’s face?
@@dauntae24 Oh no...he's not going to waste that sweet White Dragon juice that way.
Rich and Jack really own this entire episode and a special nod for all of Josh's magical simple comments, Jay is just a bit short of good
This quote is sometimes misattributed to Da Vinci, probably because it was actually stated, in different forms, by people with less recognizable names. Be cautious with quips attributed to famous historical figures!
'Where'd you learn to fight like that?'
"I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH YOU! I'M ALSO A BLACKBELT! WE'RE IN THE SAME FUCKING KARATE CLASS!"
I think that, plus Jack and Rich tossing stuff around, maybe my favorite moment of this episode.
FUUUAAAACK YEEEOOOUUUU
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@Chad Mario instablaster :)
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Lesbian Man: The worlds greatest super hero.
Take that, Patriarchy!
Thank God you got the joke.
My thoughts exactly. This was a really good show.
+Captain_Hat Mee Tooo!
Mary Draconis Who?
I'm impressed with Rich's ability to tear a room up without actually tearing a room up.
You should see the guys who teared a room up in cyclone 😂
He's gotta clean it up...He's actually a stable genius.
That's my favorite part lol🤣
Keeps tearing up shit
It’s like Charles Foster Kane on Valium. 😎
The reaction to the credits of Dangerous Men appearing is still one of the greatest reactions I've ever seen. Rich throwing furniture, Jack laughing, Josh sitting silently and Jay trying desperately to rationalize what just happened.
From IMDB (re: Dangerous Men):
"The car which is pushed down into a gorge belonged to Jahangir Salehi's
daughter. Even though she had paid for the car herself, Jahangir took
the car without her permission and only told her she would never see it
again. It wasn't until 20 years later when she saw the film that she
learned what had happened to it. "
HAHA what a douche.
odinssverd what a shitty father
That's actually horrible
If he bought her new replacement, good and funny guy. If he didn't, less good but still funny guy.
still confused how it took her 20 years to watch her own fathers movie. and how did he manage to "take her car without her permission". like bitch, watch where you put yo keys
@@maw9406 He filmed the movie over several decades - it's likely that she just wasn't able to see it and find out.
Discovering I somehow missed a BOTW is like finding a $50 bill in a pair of pants I haven't worn in a while.
The 21st century version of that happened to me the other day. Forgot I had a Venmo account, and when I tried to create one it turned out I had one already and it had $100 in it that a friend gave me to help cover our massive bar tab from after a wedding. That’s probably why I forgot about it >_>
I was very confused because at first I thought by BOTW you meant Breath of the Wild 😂
Look at Rockefeller over here with his double-digit bill.
i know right!! haha if i find a Wheel of The Worst or a Plinketto that i havent seen (there is none booooo) i feel like ive hit the lottery no joke :P
That's how I felt when I had discovered that I hadn't watched WOTW #8 and the Len Kabasinski Ninja episode a year or so ago.
They made that whole "corkboard" display, spent $3.75 in printing fees at the public library, and roused Mike out of bed for a four-word cut-away scene.
Movie: “wow how did you learn to fight like that”
Jack: “We are in the same fucking school”
“We are both black belts”
“We are in the same class”
🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg I laughed so hard my dog came in to see if I was okay
The few times Jack legitimately loses his shit are glorious.
1:13:27 I'd like to point out that the ONE character credited with the role of Rapist in Dangerous Men was named Hunter Person
That's beautiful.
Drew Smith “a hunter who likes a lot of action (Bill Cosby)”
Guy only has two other credits, the other being an WotW viewing Project Metal Beast.
Boyhood - 12 years
Dangerous Men -30 years
I think we all know the more years it takes to make a movie, the better it is.
Did Space Cop take a weekend?
@@atomic_wait however long Space Cop was, that's how long it took to film
Like fine wine
@@atomic_wait Space Cop exists outside the space time continuum and its greatness can't be quantified by mere mortals
@@atomic_wait From IMDB's Trivia section:
"From the time the script was written, up until post production was completed, Space-Cop took exactly 12 years to make - exactly as long as "Boyhood", which the filmmakers ridiculed so much (because it literally has no bearing on that film's quality, which they find lacking) as to turn it into a meme."
I'd like to point out... 1:11:55
...
The Blind woman is wearing a WATCH!
Maybe so that when she meets her daily rape attempt, she can bribe her way out of it.
It's probably one of them braille watches
Hahaha!
Nicely spotted XD
You’ve been one of the most consistent commenters since the deadly premonition let’s play, I salute you good sir.
Blind people wear watches dude, I took care of a few and they had watches and I had the same response as you. Until I saw one of them press a button on the watch that tells you the time verbally...
I like how both Ron Hall and Mel Novak star in Pocket Ninjas and later they are reunited in an infamous Vampire Assassin.
SLOOOOOOOVAAAAAK!!!
I saw the clip of Ron Hall and was like OMG KARATE DAD!
I THOUGHT I had spied the infamous Vampire Assassin
Best ever reaction from Jay when Dangerous Men ends: "What happened to the woman!? What happened to the man!?"
These are the existential questions we must all ask of ourselves.
Finest comment ever.
"They're telling the story in the comic book."
"What? How do you know that?"
"It . . . it just makes sense."
*"I* *don't* *know* *if* *anything* *makes* *sense.."*
he's so adorably baffled. the weight of Dangerous Men hasn't hit him just yet
I just rewatched this and I’m again in tears at that line
Rich is so happy when Mike isn't there to bully him.
nahhh, Rich and Mike are awesome and have great jokes between themselves i find... i miss Mike where the hell is that crazy man ive missed his trademark sarcasm
@@stephanieuknow790 He was at rehab. It didn't take.
Probably there, just working the lights and camera
When Mike is around Rich is calm because he's watching to make sure Mike doesn't die of alcohol poisoning.
@@dillon10121 Rehab is for quitters.
Dangerous Men is a masterpiece
IT TOOK 26 YEARS TO MAKE
Boyhood doesnt have shit on this
That's right, go fuck yourself Linklater! You have nothing on John Rad!!!
Longer that it took them to make the great wall of China!!!
It took the world 26 years to stop John Rad from filming!
The music from when Black Pepper is running from Grandpa Stan Lee sounds more like it’s from a Sonic game
I feel like a small miracle has happened - even though this episode didn't have Mike on the panel, it proved to be one of the best in BoTW history.
It's probably BECAUSE Mike wasn't on lol
@@HitBoxMaster rich really seems to come alive doesn't he
RLM is like the Wu Tang Clan, you don't need specific people for a great episode.
Except Jack. Must have Jack.
I think it's been proven that this particular group has some sort of magical curse. They found Deadly Prey, Miami Connection, Tammy and the T-rex, Dangerous Men, and Ryan's Babe. The only episodes where they didn't watch something completely insane were, rather fittingly, the sequel episodes.
This is what Rich is like when Mike isn't there to control him. Everyone gets mad at Mike for abusing Rich, but he's just doing everything he can to contain him. A true unsung hero.
The black guy in the virtual reality game is Ron Hall from Vampire Assassin, just noticed that
I guess that's why Mike couldn't be in this episode. He would have lost all sense and reason, ranting about the greatness of POCKET NINJAS.
There's also Mel Novak (Slovak from Vampire Assassin) as the weird floating head guy that I think was in the VR thing
Came here for this comment. Its karate dad!
RPGManoWar pocket ninjas was the prequel
Ron Hall, who is feared by the creatures of the night? He is the first Vampire Assassi-[smash to credits]
30 years to make means Dangerous Men is two and a half times better than Boyhood
It took me a year but that's 12 years for boyhood
if it took you a year that discovery is 1/12 as good in Boyhood Years™
It took me a moment to realize the white haired henchman who ends up being set on fire in Cyclone was the legendary stuntman (and sometimes actor) Dar Robinson, who was known for performing amazing feats, breaking records and setting others. Sadly, along with "Million Dollar Mystery" and "Lethal Weapon", Cyclone was one of the last films he made before a motorcycle accident claimed him. But he pulled off some spectacular stunts back in the day, like free-falling off the CN tower in Toronto, and driving a car off the edge of the Grand Canyon before parachuting to safety, and skydiving from one prop plane then landing on another while it was in flight.
God damn, that's right up there with Rual Julia's last movie being Street Fighter.
He did all that shit and then died from a motorcycle accident? That really sucks
its d0nk d0nkatron what you can learn from this, is that statistically you’re much more likely to die from the motorcycle. In the other things he did he was working with trained pros just like himself. Whereas on the bike he’s at the mercy of any random drunk or inattentive jagoff with a license.
"I have so much hate." - Rich Evans, June 21st, 2016
20:50
I hope Rich's furniture massacre becomes a regular addition.
_"Rich Evans is frozen in utter shock at how horrible the movie was. Internally, he regrets not challenging the others on their choice of movies"_
Horrible idea.
This comment thread is glorious.
Watching Rich lose his shit and start flipping tables was the funniest thing I've seen in forever!!!
They should dub in Godzilla carnage noise.
When he turns around after he's done and there's just a big, distorted picture of Shaq's face. *Chef kiss
I find it hard to believe that the movie company that made Pocket Ninjas had a hundred dollar bill for the fishing rod scene, but couldn't be fucked with buying an actual game for Not Jonathan Brandis' Gameboy.
It's not like they actually had to spend the bill for that scene. Also might be fake.
To be fair, they might have simply been stupid or out of touch enough to not realize it needed one.
The director also needed that 100 dollar bill to pay his rent that month so there’s that.
I think this is more likely. If they had a Gameboy, they probably had a game, they just weren’t paying attention.
Copywrite reasons actually. Based on the scene the gameboy's back would be shown, and what ever game they used would need to be licensed for the movie. They cant just stick a game in there and show it. So they went with the much cheaper "empty gameboy" approach. They could have ripped off the cover of a game, or placed a new cover on the game instead, but they didn't because it was a cheap movie with low budget.
20:53 (Rich) _"This whole movie is somebody's dream that died. The dream of being a filmmaker."_
lol
MIKE JUST SITHS IN A CHAAAAIR WITH HIS COFFEE
You mean, he tshis. As in, he's disappointed in the cooking of the juicy Shaq meat.
REVENGE OF THE TSHI
Catalyzer935 That fucker Rich Evans?
It's so dense
Fuck you Rick Berman! Oh wait, you're not Rick Berman. What is it with Ricks?
Going to Pocket Ninjas' Wiki page, you get some good facts.
It was intended to be a child's version of "The Roller Blade Seven" and was originally to be titled "Skate Dragons."
The movie had three directors. The first director, Donald G. Jackson, directed "The Roller Blade Seven" and was to use the same "roller cam" technique and "Zen filmmaking." Zen filmmaking apparently uses no scripts and favors "shooting whatever you feel like." The other directors were the producer, David Huey, who fired Jackson after he didn't like the zen style of filming, and the third director was brought in to make a film around what was already shot.
Pretty much explains it and Rich was fairly close in his assessment of how the film was made.
If you wanna see an utterly great review of Roller Blade Seven, go check out Good Bad Or Bad Bad, they’re so underrated and they’re so funny, especially in that review!
Having seen Rollergator, it all makes sense now!
In other words, a Godfrey Ho movie, but with the "Asian film" replaced with a generic kids' movie.
I really love how Blood Debts and Dangerous Men end the exact same way, with a completely unexpected freeze frame followed by a text crawl. And yet the former is like the greatest ending of all time while the latter one is one of the worst.
(1) Citizen Kane, (2) Titanic, (3) BOTW 41 - Top 3 room-trashing scenes of all time.
schradeya don't forget the pharmacy scene from Zaat
schradeya Or the Room??? Duh, Tommy Wiseau was so powerful in that scene!
What about The Room?
I mean we can’t beat Titanic.
@@DocDevious23 It's a scene about family.
I just want footage of them placing the order with that poor t-shirt printer.
You're pretending Rich hasn't owned that shirt for years
They went to all the trouble of printing that stupid joke on a t shirt then couldn't even be bothered to iron it. Bunch of hacks.
@@cloak5857 Rich Evans never wears the same t-shirt twice. You can't get the stains out, no matter what.
Legends say that if you overlap Dangerous Men with Inherent Vice, then watch them simultaneously.
They merge into a vintage porno starring Robert Zdar. Which is nice because at least you can follow the plot.
Holy shit, Jeffrey Combs actually responded.
twitter.com/jeffreycombs/status/745052556380905474
Happened after they'd already finished the edit
ralphyetmore No Question about it.
hah, & he likes Spinal Tap! lol sweet
Just saw him play the creepy af FBI cult-specialist in Peter Jacksons _The Frighteners_ (1996?) - Classic Combs!
I personally think Jack is hilarious and when he's there, he contribute to the whole "red letter media sense of humor".....saw some guy commenting that he isnt funny.
Jack is funny, its Josh that isnt.
@@JJAB91 While I do agree that Josh isn't *that* funny; he serves as the "voice of reason" to the other guys _constantly_ being entertainingly funny.
i see people hating both Jack and Josh, but can't understand why it's directed toward Jack at all, he's great!! i can kinda see why people might not like Josh as much as he's clearly not as funny as the other guys, but it's not very justified as he is there to talk about movies.. which he does very well when given the chance to speak, it depends why you're watching the channel really, to hear about movies or laugh about crappy movies.. basically what i'm saying is, we're all here for Rich Evans
Faktea Lalfakzuala you are correct.
They're all funny
"I think I will call you Clint coo coo" wtf is this line
Would it surprise you to learn that line was written by an Irani who didn't speak English very well?
It’s the delivery that gets me. I get that the line was written poorly, but the way the actor delivers the “Coo-coo” part triggers me. His tone and cadence is so unnatural. He’s either a really terrible actor, or the director gave him some really terrible direction.
@@aries4378 Why can't it be both?
I think it's like he's calling him crazy, or "cuckoo" (as in, for coco puffs).
That line crept into my mind many sleepless nights because I couldn't parse it either.
@@DistractedGlobeGuy sure it wasn't David Mamet?
End credits; guy who played "Rapist" is called "Hunter Person". Well then.
You sure he's not Person Hunter?
Rich losin that weight real quick.
He has roid rage.
I didn't notice before now, but you're right.
Right on Rich, you go girl
That Shaq meat is real low in fat.
He's chasin' down that juicy Shaq meat.
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD's
I've watched this 4-5 times over the years, and this is the first time I noticed the person confusedly watching from behind their screen door as Josh walks down the sidewalk from 1:10 to 1:15. How envious, to cameo in a production starring Hollywood Celebrity Rich Evans.
And there’s a “Trump” sign on the door! Lol, never noticed.
The boys failed to mention that 3 Ninjas itself was a shameless attempt at cashing in on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle/Home Alone craze. Also, the kids on the cover of Pocket Ninjas are dressed like Mortal Kombat characters, even though they seemingly never dress like that in the movie.
Never knew 3 Ninjas was an actual rip off of TMNT & Home Alone
@@shaide5483 It was cashing in on the ninja craze among children at the time, which was started by TMNT. And there's a section in the movie in which the kids are "home alone," and they fight off burglars with booby traps.
I’ve seen the Good Bad or Bad Bad review, & I know of there being a sequel or 2, but I thought TMNT was more popular during the l’80’s
@@shaide5483 The original TMNT cartoon series ran until 1996. The first two live action TMNT movies came out in '90 and '91, respectively. The "Turtles in Time" video game for SNES, which was massively popular, came out in '92. 3 Ninjas came out in '92. I'd say the timeline fits.
I think there's a difference between inspired by and a blatant rip-off.
When is Rich Evans yoga instruction video coming out?
***** It's going to take 12 years to make.
+Gacko54 if it takes twelve years to make then it most be good
Best fap material.
I'm edging already
+Gacko54 It's gonna be great.
I can't believe those hacks scrapped re:view after 3 episodes!
RIP re:view.
+Handsome Hunk Hill Nothing they did was ever "cancelled".
It's like they bring out a Best of the Worst, and then it's like, they scrap that and put on a program about new films, but then they're like **** that, it isn't working, let's make re:view, so they cancel Best of the Worst, replace it with Re:View... but then Half in the Bag comes out, and I'm like they cancelled Re:view? Oh ok... so a new season of Half in the Bag, I'm fine with that.
But then Previously Recorded comes on, and I'm like, wut? They cancelled Half in the Bag again? Going into computer games again? But then Half in the Bag comes back on again, and I'm like wut? what? what? wut? what? wut? wuut? wut? what? wot? w, what? whhhaaat? whhhhhaaaaat? what?
Then they go restart a new season of Best of the Worst Plinketo, and I'm like huh? huh? ahh, hmm, what? what?
And then one of them all of a sudden is Space Cop and I'm like, that's impossible! How can he be both a reviewer/critic, AND a man from the future holding down a day job as a cop? That all seems a little unlikely to me!
I also happen to think that he is also that PLinkett guy, the other video cassette player repair man and also a blonde video game character! Seriously, how can he possibly be all these things at once? I mean what the hell is going on? Is this some weird multi dimensional alternative universe convergence thing?
The walls of reality really melt.
So confusing, nothing makes sense.
AAAAA+++++ 10 stars. Great ebayer.
Eagerly anticipating the new season of Half in the Bag!
Kindest regards,
Avid Viewer.
Obviously he's a Space Cop by night and the rest he does during the day to pad out run time. Jesus christ you fucking plebs
Johnny Scissors
Conspiracy.... and you are clearly a shill. When you start quoting Jesus, I just know it!
I've seen Space cop in the daylight!!!!!!! How do you explain that mr shill????? HUH?
Here's Jeffrey Combs answer to Jay's Tweet.
@JayBauman1 It went to 11. Just like the Spinal Tap amp.
This was recorded on June 12?!?! Didn't realize it took so long to edit.
Thanatos388 They really put a lot of work in their videos.
And this one came out fast. Normally THEY TAKE 12 DAYS TO MAKE.
But seriously there's a lot of thought put into these. For instance, they often have pictures of Reagan subtly in the background. There's a lot of callback jokes like that.
I'd hate to have to edit these episodes. You've got to watch the three movies once, which is bad enough, then you have to watch everybody WATCHING the three movies, then you have to sift through hours of discussion footage for each movie and somehow trim it down to an entertaining 45 mins or so. I'd go nuts.
Dangerous Men is what you get if during David Lynch narrating one of his weather reports, a concrete beam landed on his head and completely crushed his frontal lobe, and then he decided to remake Blue Velvet
So I just picked up a Roland PMA-5 sound module from the mid-90s, and in its presets (P421) is the "ToeJam & Earl" riff in Dangerous Men. It's labeled "Orthodox HipHop." It's a straight unmodified cut.
This felt like a breakout episode for Jack. Some killer lines in this one.
I love how RLM started using that John Rad Funk Jam song in certain segments of their shows after this lol
The guy they called “Ice-T” in LA Wars is also in Pocket Ninjas. I’ve rewatched Best of the Worst so many times I was able to recognize him
Ron Hall the Vampire Assassin is also in Pocket Ninjas.
Lol don't you love feeling like a B Movie Expert like that? This channel has done wonders for me
@@charlottecorday8494 it's somewhat terrifying. I have found that the BOTW videos are comforting to watch while I work, and have gone through them more times than I care to admit. To the point now that I was watching the Pocket Ninjas review, and recognized the actor playing the video game character fighting Robert Z'dar....
I find it hilarious that every single time the intro for this series starts I find myself reaching for a non-existent tracking knob on a non-existent VCR. Lots of muscle memory going on there.
THANK GOD they referenced Toejam & Earl, the similarities were driving me crazy.
Every shot of them on the couches watching Dangerous Men is pure gold..
The two little kids on the cover for Pocket Ninjas seem to be dressed up as scorpion and sub-zero. ...For some reason. Maybe they just ripped off a picture from some childrens halloween mortal kombat costume?
I figure that they needed ninja costumes and Party City only had Mortal Kombat ninja costumes.
Its probably stock photography, in fact I'm pretty sure it might just be the same kid 3 different times.
I like the person looking out the screen door at 1:11
Hello greedo swooping in from outta nowhere! Sweet!
Your channel is awesome by the way
I don't think that's a real person.
When's your Star Wars Rebels review you hack fraud. (Don't take that literally)
Why is there a massive "Trump" sticker on the door that is in front of that person?
DefinitelyNotOfficial I wonder.
the way jay looks over at everyone else when she runs to the dude on the beach gives me a new lease on life.
I wonder if the Universal version of Pocket Ninjas was edited correctly...
This is the first Best of the Worst where I've actually seen every movie they watched. Dear Lord what have I done with my life... come back, time! Please...
I will give you 4 hours of your life back but you have to teach me how to juggle.
This is the Lord. Your request to turn back time is being processed. Please remain on the line. Your prayer is important to me. I appreciate your patience as I assist other customers. I apologize for your wait. Please continue to hold, and a representative will be with you shortly. Our team of dedicated professionals is working hard to earn your business. Personal assistance is just moments away. Someone will be right with you.
Kent Hovind would like a word with you.... ;-)
two minutes in and this is already incredible
I had to pause just after 19 seconds. That t-shirt was incredible
WHEN'S THE NEXT "So You Want to be a Film Nerd" YOU HACK FRAUD
OH GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SAFE SPACE TO JUST NERD ABOUT RLM
I'm working on it actually. Audio is mostly cut down. Should be out by the end of the week because recording and cutting down my voice is always the most miserable hurdle
StrucciMovies Yay! (about the end of the week part, not the miserable hurdle part!)
Haha it's all good. I enjoy it overall so maybe "miserable" is a little dramatic. Thanks!!
Ah man, a best of the worst featuring Shaq movies! Kazaam, Steel and Grown Ups 2!
Get rid of Grown Ups 2 and put in Blue Chips. That's the proper Shaq trilogy.
we need ever gear shift in the fast and the furious movies first
***** Yeah, but Blue Chips would easily win a Best of the Worst. (I mean, it's at least easily better than Kazaam and Steel) I want it to be a difficult decision for them.
That would result in the suicides of everyone at Redlettermedia!
+dmbjunky The Shaq canon
'I want to watch the worst possible version of this film...' Rich got exactly what he wanted XD
People are too critical of Josh. I love everything each friend brings to the table. Josh might be more serious but I end up learning more from Josh about the film itself and techniques used than most of them.
Same here! Josh is also a dang good 'straight man', like Jack but in a more subdued way.
Josh is awful in some of these not so recent episodes but he got better.
Nah, he’s the worst, but at least he’s better than Macauley Caulkin and Patton Oswalt.
Josh is my favorite. He’s a kindred spirit with Jay and brings out the best of Jay.
I’m an odd duck Mike is my least liked of the bunch, but he’s usually in 95% of the videos.
@@MrChang-eo1bq Macauley is the best guest they have. I refuse to watch anything with Patton Oswalt, so I’ll just assume he’s as bad here as he is everywhere else.
Gary Daniels is in Pocket Ninjas! AMAZING!
oh shit!! its Oliver Harper, Please Mr. Harper join this show, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your style and theirs would not mix and would be incredible
Oliver Harper hi olly didn't expect to find you and greedo in the comment section
Heather Thomas was incredibly hot in 1987. Jeezus
Dont throw Shit in Lake Michigan, there's enough in there already
It's true. All of it. Still pretty south outside of Milwaukee though.
We don’t know how far he walked, it might be Lake Superior
What are you talking about? He threw it off the edge of the world.
@ 1:11 - I like the nosy neighbor staring out the door as Josh walks by. Probably wondering WTF you're filming, LOL
Me & my buddy hung out with Zdar at a bar during a convention and he drank from like 3 pm until 11:30 without going to the bathroom or appearing drunk
oh I forgot to add when he did get up at 11:30, not to use the bathroom, he walked over and sat at a piano, we watched him play for a bit and left
He stored it in his jaw. Secondary filtering apparatus.
These are the legendary stories you never hear. Thank you for sharing!
Whenever that woman is on Cyclone her arms grow to the size of a 6"6" bodybuilding male.
I literally started clapping when they called Scientist Man for help. Just to fall down back to my life of bitterness and dissapointment when he went away without explaining anything.
At least I have my beer.
The film quality of Dangerous Men is excellent - someone, presumably the cameraman, knew what he was doing.
Yeah you know honestly there weren't any visible problems with the shots, it's just the acting and purpose of the shots were the problem.
Cyclone is the story of Weyoun going back to Earth's past, surgically altered to try and develop a weapon to destroy the people who would eventually give birth to the people who would form the federation. However, he falls in love with a hot, ditzy blonde.
Rich going "I have so much hate" is wonderful
You guys need to reinforce that tv with some bulletproof glass so you can literally shoot the tv when you just can't express yourself any other way.
You guys apparently need more "throw" pillows
As a female viewer, I feel as thought I need to point out that it is very difficult to keep things in your cleavage and in my experience women rarely do that
just from 1 year of bartending I have seen lots of women keep cell phones, money clips, and drug paraphernalia in the cleavage. but yeah something that large as in the film would have dropped to her waist lol.
Cellphones, money, lighters. I see women do it pretty commonly
Not in your cleavage, honey. Put it in your bra ;) such silly idiots, these boys.
Ryan Struble, literally in their cleavage (in between their boobs) or in their bras?
Yeah lol woman stuff things in their bras not just stuck between their tits. And none of the woman in the movie are wearing bras so yeah...
It's a shame Mike wasn't on the panel to point out that Jeffrey Combs appeared in and as several characters across Star Trek Deep Space Nine and Voyager
Mike stoklasa
Brunt. FCA.
"I have so much hate."
- Rich Evans
"I was just thinking about caving someone's skull in with the butt of a rifle"
-a weird sex pervert aka Rich Evans
I had an incredible laughing fit over the fart sounds added to the Pocket Ninjas montage.
I hate myself.
The best episode of Best of the Worst ever. The dynamic of these 4 on their own are amazing.
Jack's reaction to the White Dragon reveal had me in tears.
You fuck that room up Rich!
That Toe Jam and Earl music god damn
When people tune in to best of the worst, they wanna see Mike Stoklasa and the other guy and the other guy and the other guy. They don't wanna see the other guy and another other guy and another other guy and another other guy.
BotW has gone downhill since episode [# of last episode]!
Harry S. Plinkett *OHH FUCK*
Don't you ever talk about Susan that way you fffffuck.
sometimes rich needs to be left alone lol
But Mike is in this episode.
If Rich was also missing we'd have a riot in the streets and cars flipping over everywhere
Agh! Dilemma! WTF am I supposed to do? Watch now so I can start dropping references early, or wait till I get home so that my maniacal laughter won't bother anyone?
Wait. And keep the references to next video
Captain ButtBalls
I tried it, multiple times. That bulk 'thing' just spat out the bullets as if it were nothing.
stop following me
+Captain ButtBalls is that a demo reference?
Holy crap, the guy in a mullet the Pocket Ninja bites at 27:15 is one of Robert Z'Dar's costars from Future War! And by "costar" I mean he plays a cyborg in the movie with white face paint (and still has his mullet and mustache).
HOLY SHIT! the guy who plays the white ninja is the voice actor for hector in Payday 1 and 2!
The Schlock is interconnected! Who knew?
Black ninja's only other known appearance in film, and it's with Mel Novac also!
And the video game fighter is Ron Hall, who directed and starred in Vampire Assassin!
So in Pocket Ninjas when they're playing the virtual reality game, I'm pretty sure that the guy that Robert Z'Dar is fighting is The Vampire Assassin himself from a previous Best of the Worst episode. Ex NFL Linebacker Karate Dad making a comeback!
To this very day, Shaquille O'Neal wakes up in a pool of sweat after having nightmares about being eaten by none other than Rich Evans.
12:34 That Henchman had the world's most concerned look on his face. He needs to get out of the game. His heart is being broken.
I want to give him a hug.
I have the strong suspicion that the freeze frame ending of dangerous men ended where it did because grandpa didn't know how to cuff the black pepper dude while still holding his gun.
I like how the Pocket Ninjas box has kids dressed up as Scorpion and Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat as well as the kid on the front who is the White Ninja guy from G.I. Joe
29:59 it's Ron Hall, star of such hits like Vampire Assassin. And that's it.
I'm pretty sure Hero Cop says his name is "Clint Westwood" in the bar scene.
You fools, for only $2 on Patreon, I've obtained this video link early, allowing me to resell it for $1 each to a million people -- thanks for the $999,998 profit, suckers!
Pocket Ninjas 2 coming to a gas station bargain bin near you.
"I think that if you shake it too much it becomes toxic."
"Thank god."
Pocket Ninjas is still the most disgusted and angry I've ever seen Rich Evens be at a film.
Low-key one of the worst movies in the series I think.
I'm never going to stop watching this episode. Jack's reactions to pocket ninjas just kills me, every time.
26 Years to make?! that's like 2 Boyhoods. Why hasn't this film won twice the awards?!
Josh saying "boob meat" is extremely discomforting.
I thought the intro was great, Josh corralling drunkards is something I can relate to, so it was a amusing callback.
The part I like the most is when he threw Blue Steel of the cliff.
The music stops, Josh stops, he stares over the ledge for a moment, then he throws it, watches it, the music starts up again then he turns and plods off. Job done.
A well executed bit.
Jack and mike are always able to interpret the movies as to what is actually supposed to be happening, they're gifted, or rather cursed
29:59 Oh my god it's the ex-XFL, Bells Palsy suffering, acting extraordinaire: Vampire Assassin!!!!
You have to be careful with that "juicy Shaq meat". You're going to need a stomach of Steel or Kazaam! Diarrhea.