El Segundo Reminisces on Jiu Jitsu's Dumbest Moments

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  • Опубліковано 16 тра 2024
  • Merch out now! bteamjj.shop | Episode 24 is here and we have another Craig Jones rant, this time about the biggest problem in the sport: Alpha Motivation. This Is an epidemic affecting the sport & it's time we called this out to bring change. Along this topic, we also cover the dumbest Jiu Jitsu stories, arguing if Nicky Ryan would last in boot camp, the end of the Yuri Simoes saga & much more. Make sure to smash the download button to keep up with the channel!
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    Chapters:
    00:00 Intro
    04:08 Alpha Motivation
    11:04 Nicky Ryan the soldier
    14:33 Wildest fight in history
    20:39 Jiu Jitsu guys are dumb
    29:58 Weirdest shit in the sport
    44:08 Flo is in trouble
    54:29 Outro
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  • @funboxvxxiii
    @funboxvxxiii 6 місяців тому +83

    The ground is my swimming pool. I'm peeing through my swim trunks. Everyone else is just soaking in it

  • @davidoconnor1773
    @davidoconnor1773 6 місяців тому +109

    "One of our guys, I won't say his name, but it was Salvatore"
    Craig is the best! 🤣

  • @leeallday3069
    @leeallday3069 6 місяців тому +282

    Craig your such a good role model, thank you for keeping your autistic integrity!

    • @Hi.Jay.Low25
      @Hi.Jay.Low25 6 місяців тому +11

      he beat autism

    • @JamesRobinson04
      @JamesRobinson04 6 місяців тому

      @@Hi.Jay.Low25 he just learned how to harness it

    • @Grandroborox
      @Grandroborox 5 місяців тому

      I read 'autism tx' on his hat.@@Hi.Jay.Low25

    • @PinvinoPiggg
      @PinvinoPiggg 5 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @gorillag2044
      @gorillag2044 5 місяців тому +1

      He also beat his girlfriend a few years back, I'm glad she got away

  • @george2784
    @george2784 5 місяців тому +60

    Single greatest rant in jiu jitsu. I didn’t like telling people I trained cause eventually it just became me trying to explain how I wasn’t gay. But I knew a person at an office I worked at who wore the BJJ shirts, had the bumper stickers, his computer wallpaper was Helio Gracie and he was a two stripe white belt. That’s when I realized that I was wrong and jiu jitsu could be gay and sometimes the gayest parts are off the mat.

    • @bebop4874
      @bebop4874 Місяць тому +1

      The gayest parts are definitely off the mat

    • @doyourownresearch7297
      @doyourownresearch7297 Місяць тому +1

      you sound gay for caring about what another man does. If some dude likes BJJ, then good on him. What belt would you recommend a person has before having a BJJ based wallpaper?

    • @george2784
      @george2784 Місяць тому

      @@doyourownresearch7297 No bro. YOU’RE gay.

  • @kungfupanda431
    @kungfupanda431 6 місяців тому +45

    Craig if you want to combat the growing menace of alpha male land shark humble lion cringe, you guys need to start selling demotivational quote merch.
    Just take any dumb quote:
    "I walk around everyday with no idea what it's like to fear another man. Jiu jitsu made me like this" - Mark Cerrone
    flip it to
    "I walk around everyday fearing every man. Jiu jitsu made me like this" - Craig Jones B(eta)-Team
    Slap a picture of a goofy sheep on top and start printing that cash. No need to thank me, you can send my 10% of the profits to The Autism Society of America.

  • @MehaulUhaul
    @MehaulUhaul 5 місяців тому +30

    "You are doing adult karate here, not going to war." 😂

  • @LiquidityThieves
    @LiquidityThieves 5 місяців тому +32

    " I had the beef with Gordon online, best days of my life!" 😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉

  • @randomdude6572
    @randomdude6572 6 місяців тому +91

    Standing ovation for that "Alpha" Content rant Craig, lmao. Spot on as usual!

    • @zagreb2012
      @zagreb2012 6 місяців тому +11

      Navy seals / stoic / jordan / quotes / ice baths.. 😂😂😂

    • @skepticalhippo6376
      @skepticalhippo6376 6 місяців тому +6

      Had this old that would post tik tok training videos with Jocko and Goggins yelling in the background. Thought he was cool because he got up early 😂

    • @bine35
      @bine35 5 місяців тому +2

      black and white colour ohh yeee thats tough lmao

    • @doyourownresearch7297
      @doyourownresearch7297 Місяць тому

      i am a girl boss.

  • @SKRATCH1988
    @SKRATCH1988 6 місяців тому +108

    "i love when people that have been through hell walk out of the fire carrying buckets of water for those still consumed by the flames. " -craig jones

    • @Ktv.24
      @Ktv.24 6 місяців тому +2

      time stamp?

    • @SKRATCH1988
      @SKRATCH1988 6 місяців тому +31

      @@Ktv.24 that is an inspirational meme that I'm sure he would hate, so I attributed it to him.

    • @JamesRobinson04
      @JamesRobinson04 6 місяців тому +1

      slap that over a black and white image of a lepoard and you've got yourself some inspirational tellings

    • @MuayThaiDreadlock
      @MuayThaiDreadlock 5 місяців тому +4

      @@SKRATCH1988 sensational

  • @loghawgtv
    @loghawgtv 6 місяців тому +38

    “These humble lions” 😂😂😂

  • @BPchadlite
    @BPchadlite 6 місяців тому +56

    Bullying Yuri for the 50 Cent video is heaps good

  • @DCJiuJitsuGeelong
    @DCJiuJitsuGeelong 5 місяців тому +21

    so many good things in this pod cast, the motivational posts the NO ego in jiu jitsu, just how insecure jiu jitsu competitors are !!!! all so so true

  • @erdngtn9942
    @erdngtn9942 2 місяці тому +3

    12:05 there were mornings in basic training boot camp that I’d have thrown it so away or preferred publicly crying instead of running a couple miles at 530. I can remember wanting to actually cry from not sleeping. Then 20 minutes late I was fine. But there were moments I’d pay $100 easy to miss a fire guard.

  • @overyourbed666
    @overyourbed666 6 місяців тому +45

    Love the content on the channel. Y’all should get ryan hall or Eddie Cummings as a guest

    • @notoriuspgg
      @notoriuspgg 5 місяців тому +12

      Omg what a Craig Jones Challenge.....Track down Eddie Cummings. Detective Jones from the Federal B-Grade Investigations

  • @dominicheath9213
    @dominicheath9213 5 місяців тому +13

    Need more of these Craig. True jits heads love this shit lmao

  • @alialvarez5131
    @alialvarez5131 5 місяців тому +4

    my favorite episode to date, thanks for the laughs.

  • @S0CD0C
    @S0CD0C 5 місяців тому +8

    Craig your attitude is one of only three reasons I still train at 45. The other two are so I can post alpha memes and talk shit to other old irrelevant men about politics.

  • @maximilianpetterka5207
    @maximilianpetterka5207 6 місяців тому +4

    Am I the only one getting an ad for shark vs. octopus board game after the video ends? This is hilarious 😂😂

  • @davidoconnor1773
    @davidoconnor1773 5 місяців тому +8

    Craig, have a BJJ challenge match against Jocko, and the winner gets to post a motivational video on the other's social media accounts! Think about the potential, no matter who loses, the public wins!

  • @GKJusticar55
    @GKJusticar55 6 місяців тому +2

    Man do I love this content.

  • @devindoherty184
    @devindoherty184 6 місяців тому +16

    i'm confused he wants us to keep messaging Yuri? ok craig 🤝

  • @coffeeyouu
    @coffeeyouu 6 місяців тому +23

    This podcast is so good I actually drink a beer and watch and don't grapple at all just a big MMA fan this is where my life is at lol Craig is fucking hilarious!

    • @dopeboyvid8988
      @dopeboyvid8988 5 місяців тому +5

      Same lol

    • @tomjones6347
      @tomjones6347 5 місяців тому +5

      Go learn to grapple! Sounds like you'd enjoy it :)

    • @ariojalilzadeh3821
      @ariojalilzadeh3821 5 місяців тому +3

      Go train! 😤

    • @tatecomedy
      @tatecomedy 5 місяців тому +6

      You robbing yourself of experiencing how truly gay jujitsu is

  • @omann725
    @omann725 6 місяців тому

    Best El Segundo episode yet. ❤

  • @Jeditilt
    @Jeditilt 6 місяців тому +1

    2nd best team and the 2nd best podcast.... that's pretty F'in good!!!

  • @underthecanopy1093
    @underthecanopy1093 4 місяці тому +2

    Saying coast guard boot camp is hard is gayer than any alpha motivation quote

  • @Kapauhawaii
    @Kapauhawaii 6 місяців тому +52

    I think it would be so sick to have government issued jujitsu tournaments that settled world issues instead of war

  • @alfiesolomon3531
    @alfiesolomon3531 3 місяці тому

    I love that first segment so much i feel it needs piano on the background to stimulate my affect more

  • @ah64Dcoming4U
    @ah64Dcoming4U 5 місяців тому +7

    Fuck it. I'm going to make a Craig Jones motivational.

  • @DarkArtsDeepDive
    @DarkArtsDeepDive 6 місяців тому +11

    Craig a red belt in trolling.

  • @kingbenjamin92
    @kingbenjamin92 Місяць тому

    I've known about Craig for years, but i just recently started listening to the podcast and it's quickly become one of my favs?! ✊🏼🤣🤣

  • @juliusthompson4794
    @juliusthompson4794 6 місяців тому +15

    Thank you Craig. For saying what needed to be said.

  • @TrollsGetMad
    @TrollsGetMad 5 місяців тому +2

    It makes sense now why Gordon wants to wait on the Felipe match, maybe even Nicky Rod, he wants to wait until his contract is up w Flo and use the big matches as negotiation tactics likely.

  • @marknicola3336
    @marknicola3336 6 місяців тому +4

    9:16 "Oss, that was powerful right there." -Freddy

  • @thelastchimp8670
    @thelastchimp8670 6 місяців тому +18

    someone make a craig jones sigma male motivation clip

  • @solomon796
    @solomon796 6 місяців тому +1

    unrelated but can we get some rolling footage between Craig and Dorian? Those must be some epic rolls too

  • @yemaste
    @yemaste 5 місяців тому +1

    I was there in 2018 for that stinker of a match vs Paul Harris. I always wondered what the deal was, now i know! That was the same night that Vagner Rocha submitted that polish guy with a mercy grip lol. What a weird event.

  • @liamdoes8580
    @liamdoes8580 5 місяців тому +6

    “Losing is losing, there aren’t different degrees of losing. You either win a championship or you’re sh**. It’s very black & white to me.”-craig jones

  • @pninnan
    @pninnan 5 місяців тому +8

    I’ve been silently fuming about humble lions for a decade. Finally someone to stand up to them

  • @benphilo4672
    @benphilo4672 6 місяців тому +2

    The Tarzan blue belt graphic needs to be made

  • @theryan9590
    @theryan9590 6 місяців тому +3

    Fantastic. Craig is the pre-eminent thought leader in the multiverse right now. El segundo is filling the void left by classic Martin Molloy and Roy&HG commentating grand finals/olympics. Gordon is done. The real question is who is smart enough to pay $10million to sign Craig Jones as the bleedingly obvious smarter funnier cooler version of Joe Rogan😂

  • @WadeMD
    @WadeMD 6 місяців тому +8

    Craig. Look up the Krueger dunning effect. It’s a cognitive bias in which people with limited competence in a particular domain overestimate their abilities. Ie. The dumber you are, the more likely you think you’re excellent or expert at something

  • @sirpibble
    @sirpibble 6 місяців тому +5

    Of the 6 main branches coast guard is one of the harder bootcamps, cold water exposure always sucks
    Airforce by comparison is adult summer camp playing on jungle gyms

    • @ayykay9987
      @ayykay9987 6 місяців тому +1

      lol yeah I laughed when he said coast guard. I put them right behind Marine Corps basic. Coast Guard keeps it pretty intense.

    • @justin8865
      @justin8865 6 місяців тому

      ​@@ayykay9987boot camp was the easiest part of the corps.

    • @ayykay9987
      @ayykay9987 5 місяців тому

      @@justin8865 lol I thought it sucked. I didn’t have the “kindest” D.Is.
      Boot camp was very simple. Just the least enjoyable experience by far. Heavy ended up in prison.

    • @justin8865
      @justin8865 5 місяців тому

      @ayykay9987 I mean my heavy got demoted and what not for hazing.
      But still I think bootcamp was the easiest ever. The cruicble was little hard but that was cause no sleep. Boot camp just kinda sucked and then you get used to it and then it was fuckin funny
      The stuff we did in the fleet was waaayy harder. And ya running around in afganistan waaaaay harder than both of those. Fuckin combat is like exhausting yo

  • @killerkendro
    @killerkendro 5 місяців тому

    Oh man this is just great 😂👏🏻

  • @MichaelSmith-ny9qh
    @MichaelSmith-ny9qh 5 місяців тому +5

    love those 30 year old IT guys who take training so seriously. I get wanting to better and wanting to be intense but it seems to increase chances of getting injured.

  • @Mjhavok
    @Mjhavok 5 місяців тому

    I am so here for this.

  • @Dolph-fe2ks
    @Dolph-fe2ks Місяць тому

    We need a Craig Jones stoic sigmale documentary. It should be called:
    "OUS!"

  • @jamiewest23
    @jamiewest23 6 місяців тому +2

    Most important video in jiu jitsu

  • @Human-ll5yv
    @Human-ll5yv 6 місяців тому +2

    If you watch Bas Rutten talk about the hardest puncher he’s ever worked with he will say Benji Radach. Benji and Ninja Rua ( Shoguns brother ) in Elite XC is a banger 🎉🎉🎉

  • @omann725
    @omann725 6 місяців тому +4

    32:51 poor Gabi catching a stray

  • @TyTy-te4fl
    @TyTy-te4fl 6 місяців тому +9

    The jui jitsu alpha male community making sure jui jitsu stays gai

  • @aydibbs89
    @aydibbs89 6 місяців тому +1

    Freddy getting that Barry Bonds head from Juicing.

  • @konstantinrafailov1135
    @konstantinrafailov1135 6 місяців тому +5

    Craig pls do a guide on how to do drugs stay healthy and compete!

  • @christianhickman5677
    @christianhickman5677 6 місяців тому +13

    Did u get a cease and desist 😂😂😂😂 u look so upset to be ending the yuri saga

    • @craigjones8662
      @craigjones8662 6 місяців тому +5

      I’m coming down from a Thursday night at the red rose

  • @kingbenjamin92
    @kingbenjamin92 Місяць тому

    Craig is EXACTLY the personality that BJJ needs! And he's also funnier than most comedians 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnnyvegas3979
    @johnnyvegas3979 6 місяців тому +9

    Bateman shirt is the real deal that's some hard shit bro.
    Craig is legit as fuck.
    Protect this man at all costs.

  • @erdngtn9942
    @erdngtn9942 6 місяців тому +1

    Is that table…an octopus? I need it.

  • @7inn79
    @7inn79 6 місяців тому +1

    when is the japan doc coming out ?

  • @LIRCB
    @LIRCB 5 місяців тому +2

    Craig Jones is the man that has zero fs to give and I love it. Brought Gay back to BJJ. Second best of all time. Would love to hear a Bruce Buffer Main Event call out for Craig. The combination of Bruce’s voice and the resume of Craig would be fantastic

    • @user-dd7pq2to3o
      @user-dd7pq2to3o 5 місяців тому

      Fruity Bruce would be perfect, as long as he isn't busy at the bathhouse

  • @jeremiahtalley1936
    @jeremiahtalley1936 6 місяців тому

    I hope you get the million

  • @leonufchampfan1258
    @leonufchampfan1258 2 дні тому

    How is there not millions of views on these?

  • @jamieb.7095
    @jamieb.7095 6 місяців тому

    🔥 long live the GOAT 🔥

  • @MrKowalskyfication
    @MrKowalskyfication 6 місяців тому +1

    Craig pleas fix your audio, the standard episode little intro thing is loud but your talking is quiet, had to turn the volume up to full max during your Yuri intro and then down again and then up again

  • @TaintedNate
    @TaintedNate 6 місяців тому

    “This is the shit we live for.”
    lol. Ok I like Craig now

  • @timhorton2486
    @timhorton2486 6 місяців тому

    First 9 minutes made me so happy to hear lol

  • @1Live2Love3Thrive
    @1Live2Love3Thrive 5 місяців тому

    42:00 "Just call it a Q&A" haha

  • @ItsMeDanielT
    @ItsMeDanielT 5 місяців тому

    “From my opinion. Allegedly. Don’t sue me.” Harvard Law paid off, Craig.

  • @chefntoast
    @chefntoast 6 місяців тому +3

    Buahahahahahahahah "coulda laughed it off" . . Hahahhhahhahhahhaah

  • @linuxisbetter0
    @linuxisbetter0 5 місяців тому

    Now that Gordon pulled out...this is so much more interesting

  • @clim1519
    @clim1519 3 місяці тому

    Pure gold

  • @1Live2Love3Thrive
    @1Live2Love3Thrive 5 місяців тому

    41:46 "Just call it a Q&A come on" haha

  • @armedjoy3045
    @armedjoy3045 6 місяців тому +8

    Reddit trying to ruin Yuris career is so weird. They did the same thing to Keenan. It's a weird vibe like they really delight in this type of stuff. I'm not saying he's right but why the joy in smearing the dude.

    • @orgANGmo
      @orgANGmo 6 місяців тому

      No, Keenan tried to ruin everyone during covid. He started calling people out for training during the lockdown, when he himself was training daily.

  • @resto9393
    @resto9393 5 місяців тому +1

    People are stupid everywhere, you can't escape it.

  • @budb8226
    @budb8226 6 місяців тому

    Craig Jones..Real talk...salute..

  • @theempath
    @theempath 3 місяці тому

    “Stop listening to your navy seal podcast, get out of the ice bath, and just enjoy your adult karate”

  • @ByproductRebelMind
    @ByproductRebelMind 6 місяців тому +10

    "Don't tell your problems to people, 80% of them don't care and the other 20% are glad you have them."
    Crowded elevators smell different 2 midgets. You think 80% of the people would give two flying squirrels? No..

  • @cameronsnyder1246
    @cameronsnyder1246 5 місяців тому

    20:35 I just saw a preview for a Flat Earth documentary on Twitter and Eddy Brah is in it.😂

  • @joeyzig
    @joeyzig 6 місяців тому +1

    Can somebody link the Danny Lefevre vs. Benji fight? I can't find it...

  • @paolobighignoli962
    @paolobighignoli962 5 місяців тому

    The skate guy was Steven Bradbury

  • @dannyeap2764
    @dannyeap2764 6 місяців тому +1

    The spladdle is hands down the dumbest move. It forces the opponents face into his own crotch

  • @chll6529
    @chll6529 6 місяців тому

    international shipping for b team merch when?

  • @Human-ll5yv
    @Human-ll5yv 6 місяців тому

    I know Benji and Danny, am from the town this fight went down 😂

  • @jamespearce3172
    @jamespearce3172 6 місяців тому +2

    I love the world we live in,,
    An Autistic Australian can get a platform.. well done little mate 💙

  • @beeawesome7140
    @beeawesome7140 6 місяців тому

    Craig Jones is a merciful God.

  • @FFmaxxx
    @FFmaxxx 5 місяців тому

    Flo in the same position as wwe back when the rock and Cena went to Hollywood. Instead of focusing their energy on the product itself and building young stars that kept chasing the unicorn for someone to hopefully be another rock. Backed themselves into a corner for a long time

  • @dushiemcbag
    @dushiemcbag 4 місяці тому

    When a regular person gets a black belt but noticed it came from a cult.
    Been saying for years that BJJ is lame, but God I love it.

  • @deadpool8340
    @deadpool8340 6 місяців тому +1

    Cant wait for the Alpha Stoic Merch soon !!! #GayLion

  • @Blake-gh8xl
    @Blake-gh8xl 5 місяців тому +1

    Adult karateeeee, love it!

  • @heavyion
    @heavyion 3 місяці тому

    It's not about bjj, Craig. It's about internet in general. Here in Russia all the gopnicks love to use imaginary quotes from famous people and pictures from "Brigade" or films with Jason Statham to post it together and maybe some new school hip-hop music. And sport-oriented people are the strongest at this competition of cringe and taste deprivation.

    • @heavyion
      @heavyion 3 місяці тому

      Also, it was a good reason to incinerate instagram from my phone (I was posting photos of my electric hobby and other small shit and chatting with my friend there).

  • @seanoconnor5473
    @seanoconnor5473 5 місяців тому

    The intro rant was absolutely on point. Hands down the most annoying and corny thing in Jiu-Jitsu. Just go train and have fun.

  • @TyTy-te4fl
    @TyTy-te4fl 6 місяців тому

    Can someone explain to me the beef with guru and b team ????

  • @frankiecal3186
    @frankiecal3186 6 місяців тому +1

    I bet you anything it's Gordon Ryan on the thumbnail with a wig that Creig is kissing.

  • @1977pogo
    @1977pogo 5 місяців тому

    legend.

  • @jeffreyluffman3850
    @jeffreyluffman3850 6 місяців тому +1

    50 percent

  • @frankiecal3186
    @frankiecal3186 6 місяців тому +3

    Isn't Australia a dictatorship tho?🤔

    • @user-un8of2nx1o
      @user-un8of2nx1o 5 місяців тому

      only stupid americans think that, we're literally governed state-to-state

  • @jeremiahtalley1936
    @jeremiahtalley1936 6 місяців тому

    I love you Craig but don’t hate on the ice bath 😂😂 #justtrybeingcold #haveyoubeencold ?

  • @Roman-xk7fk
    @Roman-xk7fk 5 місяців тому +1

    Craig Jones giving Flo free business advice (I would know I’m a business expert of sorts…)

  • @j.a.8848
    @j.a.8848 2 місяці тому

    Keep the sack game strong!

  • @kyleblandon2250
    @kyleblandon2250 3 місяці тому

    Craig: “we’re doing fckn adult karate here, you’re not going to war.”
    BTeam BJJ Channel: “WNO 22: The Boys Go To WAR in California!”
    …chill bro, you’re not going to war, it’s fckn adult karate 😂

  • @tysobo2865
    @tysobo2865 6 місяців тому

    Craig what shoes you rockin? I dig.

  • @bradybingham7605
    @bradybingham7605 4 місяці тому

    Just so you know coast guard is actually revered second toughest behind marine boot camp

    • @MrSpicabooo
      @MrSpicabooo 4 місяці тому

      I was in the coast bro, basic training is not hard. I would say i was already a grown man when i went, i can see how its tough for kids straight outta highschool.