El Segundo Reminisces on Jiu Jitsu's Dumbest Moments

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  • @funboxvxxiii
    @funboxvxxiii Рік тому +170

    The ground is my swimming pool. I'm peeing through my swim trunks. Everyone else is just soaking in it

  • @davidoconnor1773
    @davidoconnor1773 Рік тому +149

    "One of our guys, I won't say his name, but it was Salvatore"
    Craig is the best! 🤣

  • @MehaulUhaul
    @MehaulUhaul Рік тому +57

    "You are doing adult karate here, not going to war." 😂

  • @leeallday3069
    @leeallday3069 Рік тому +326

    Craig your such a good role model, thank you for keeping your autistic integrity!

    • @Hi.Jay.Low25
      @Hi.Jay.Low25 Рік тому +12

      he beat autism

    • @JamesRobinson04
      @JamesRobinson04 Рік тому

      @@Hi.Jay.Low25 he just learned how to harness it

    • @Grandroborox
      @Grandroborox Рік тому

      I read 'autism tx' on his hat.@@Hi.Jay.Low25

    • @PinvinoPiggg
      @PinvinoPiggg Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @gorillag2044
      @gorillag2044 Рік тому +1

      He also beat his girlfriend a few years back, I'm glad she got away

  • @LiquidityThieves
    @LiquidityThieves Рік тому +58

    " I had the beef with Gordon online, best days of my life!" 😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉

  • @kungfupanda431
    @kungfupanda431 Рік тому +72

    Craig if you want to combat the growing menace of alpha male land shark humble lion cringe, you guys need to start selling demotivational quote merch.
    Just take any dumb quote:
    "I walk around everyday with no idea what it's like to fear another man. Jiu jitsu made me like this" - Mark Cerrone
    flip it to
    "I walk around everyday fearing every man. Jiu jitsu made me like this" - Craig Jones B(eta)-Team
    Slap a picture of a goofy sheep on top and start printing that cash. No need to thank me, you can send my 10% of the profits to The Autism Society of America.

  • @SKRATCH1988
    @SKRATCH1988 Рік тому +129

    "i love when people that have been through hell walk out of the fire carrying buckets of water for those still consumed by the flames. " -craig jones

    • @Ktv.24
      @Ktv.24 Рік тому +2

      time stamp?

    • @SKRATCH1988
      @SKRATCH1988 Рік тому +35

      @@Ktv.24 that is an inspirational meme that I'm sure he would hate, so I attributed it to him.

    • @JamesRobinson04
      @JamesRobinson04 Рік тому +1

      slap that over a black and white image of a lepoard and you've got yourself some inspirational tellings

    • @MuayThaiDreadlock
      @MuayThaiDreadlock Рік тому +4

      @@SKRATCH1988 sensational

  • @loghawgtv
    @loghawgtv Рік тому +55

    “These humble lions” 😂😂😂

  • @DCJiuJitsuGeelong
    @DCJiuJitsuGeelong Рік тому +24

    so many good things in this pod cast, the motivational posts the NO ego in jiu jitsu, just how insecure jiu jitsu competitors are !!!! all so so true

  • @randomdude6572
    @randomdude6572 Рік тому +106

    Standing ovation for that "Alpha" Content rant Craig, lmao. Spot on as usual!

    • @zagreb2012
      @zagreb2012 Рік тому +13

      Navy seals / stoic / jordan / quotes / ice baths.. 😂😂😂

    • @skepticalhippo6376
      @skepticalhippo6376 Рік тому +9

      Had this old that would post tik tok training videos with Jocko and Goggins yelling in the background. Thought he was cool because he got up early 😂

    • @bine35
      @bine35 Рік тому +3

      black and white colour ohh yeee thats tough lmao

    • @doyourownresearch7297
      @doyourownresearch7297 9 місяців тому

      i am a girl boss.

  • @BPchadlite
    @BPchadlite Рік тому +67

    Bullying Yuri for the 50 Cent video is heaps good

  • @S0CD0C
    @S0CD0C Рік тому +20

    Craig your attitude is one of only three reasons I still train at 45. The other two are so I can post alpha memes and talk shit to other old irrelevant men about politics.

  • @overyourbed666
    @overyourbed666 Рік тому +46

    Love the content on the channel. Y’all should get ryan hall or Eddie Cummings as a guest

    • @notoriuspgg
      @notoriuspgg Рік тому +12

      Omg what a Craig Jones Challenge.....Track down Eddie Cummings. Detective Jones from the Federal B-Grade Investigations

  • @erdngtn9942
    @erdngtn9942 10 місяців тому +4

    12:05 there were mornings in basic training boot camp that I’d have thrown it so away or preferred publicly crying instead of running a couple miles at 530. I can remember wanting to actually cry from not sleeping. Then 20 minutes late I was fine. But there were moments I’d pay $100 easy to miss a fire guard.

    • @noneyabusiness6957
      @noneyabusiness6957 16 днів тому

      My last week of OSUT at Ft lost in the Woods Misery,I paid to not go on Fire watch..DS didn’t mind as long as we paid the men who took over

  • @davidoconnor1773
    @davidoconnor1773 Рік тому +11

    Craig, have a BJJ challenge match against Jocko, and the winner gets to post a motivational video on the other's social media accounts! Think about the potential, no matter who loses, the public wins!

  • @dominicheath9213
    @dominicheath9213 Рік тому +13

    Need more of these Craig. True jits heads love this shit lmao

  • @WadeMD
    @WadeMD Рік тому +10

    Craig. Look up the Krueger dunning effect. It’s a cognitive bias in which people with limited competence in a particular domain overestimate their abilities. Ie. The dumber you are, the more likely you think you’re excellent or expert at something

  • @maximilianpetterka5207
    @maximilianpetterka5207 Рік тому +4

    Am I the only one getting an ad for shark vs. octopus board game after the video ends? This is hilarious 😂😂

  • @alfiesolomon3531
    @alfiesolomon3531 11 місяців тому +2

    I love that first segment so much i feel it needs piano on the background to stimulate my affect more

  • @marknicola3336
    @marknicola3336 Рік тому +4

    9:16 "Oss, that was powerful right there." -Freddy

  • @MichaelSmith-ny9qh
    @MichaelSmith-ny9qh Рік тому +11

    love those 30 year old IT guys who take training so seriously. I get wanting to better and wanting to be intense but it seems to increase chances of getting injured.

  • @liamdoes8580
    @liamdoes8580 Рік тому +9

    “Losing is losing, there aren’t different degrees of losing. You either win a championship or you’re sh**. It’s very black & white to me.”-craig jones

  • @thelastchimp
    @thelastchimp Рік тому +22

    someone make a craig jones sigma male motivation clip

    • @jakejitzu
      @jakejitzu 8 місяців тому

      That’d be pretty gay

  • @Kapauhawaii
    @Kapauhawaii Рік тому +53

    I think it would be so sick to have government issued jujitsu tournaments that settled world issues instead of war

  • @devindoherty184
    @devindoherty184 Рік тому +17

    i'm confused he wants us to keep messaging Yuri? ok craig 🤝

  • @DarkArtsDeepDive
    @DarkArtsDeepDive Рік тому +11

    Craig a red belt in trolling.

  • @omann725
    @omann725 Рік тому +4

    32:51 poor Gabi catching a stray

  • @alialvarez5131
    @alialvarez5131 Рік тому +5

    my favorite episode to date, thanks for the laughs.

  • @TrollsGetMad
    @TrollsGetMad Рік тому +2

    It makes sense now why Gordon wants to wait on the Felipe match, maybe even Nicky Rod, he wants to wait until his contract is up w Flo and use the big matches as negotiation tactics likely.

  • @CoffeeReigns
    @CoffeeReigns Рік тому +26

    This podcast is so good I actually drink a beer and watch and don't grapple at all just a big MMA fan this is where my life is at lol Craig is fucking hilarious!

    • @MMARavid
      @MMARavid Рік тому +5

      Same lol

    • @tomjones6347
      @tomjones6347 Рік тому +5

      Go learn to grapple! Sounds like you'd enjoy it :)

    • @ariojalilzadeh3821
      @ariojalilzadeh3821 Рік тому +3

      Go train! 😤

    • @tatecomedy
      @tatecomedy Рік тому +7

      You robbing yourself of experiencing how truly gay jujitsu is

    • @jellophant9716
      @jellophant9716 6 місяців тому

      Why say that? Just lie about doing BJJ like the rest of us.

  • @ah64Dcoming4U
    @ah64Dcoming4U Рік тому +7

    Fuck it. I'm going to make a Craig Jones motivational.

  • @pninnan
    @pninnan Рік тому +8

    I’ve been silently fuming about humble lions for a decade. Finally someone to stand up to them

  • @benphilo4672
    @benphilo4672 Рік тому +2

    The Tarzan blue belt graphic needs to be made

  • @kingbenjamin92
    @kingbenjamin92 9 місяців тому

    I've known about Craig for years, but i just recently started listening to the podcast and it's quickly become one of my favs?! ✊🏼🤣🤣

  • @sirpibble
    @sirpibble Рік тому +5

    Of the 6 main branches coast guard is one of the harder bootcamps, cold water exposure always sucks
    Airforce by comparison is adult summer camp playing on jungle gyms

    • @ayykay9987
      @ayykay9987 Рік тому +1

      lol yeah I laughed when he said coast guard. I put them right behind Marine Corps basic. Coast Guard keeps it pretty intense.

    • @justin8865
      @justin8865 Рік тому

      ​@@ayykay9987boot camp was the easiest part of the corps.

    • @ayykay9987
      @ayykay9987 Рік тому

      @@justin8865 lol I thought it sucked. I didn’t have the “kindest” D.Is.
      Boot camp was very simple. Just the least enjoyable experience by far. Heavy ended up in prison.

    • @justin8865
      @justin8865 Рік тому

      @ayykay9987 I mean my heavy got demoted and what not for hazing.
      But still I think bootcamp was the easiest ever. The cruicble was little hard but that was cause no sleep. Boot camp just kinda sucked and then you get used to it and then it was fuckin funny
      The stuff we did in the fleet was waaayy harder. And ya running around in afganistan waaaaay harder than both of those. Fuckin combat is like exhausting yo

  • @yemaste
    @yemaste Рік тому +1

    I was there in 2018 for that stinker of a match vs Paul Harris. I always wondered what the deal was, now i know! That was the same night that Vagner Rocha submitted that polish guy with a mercy grip lol. What a weird event.

  • @theryan9590
    @theryan9590 Рік тому +3

    Fantastic. Craig is the pre-eminent thought leader in the multiverse right now. El segundo is filling the void left by classic Martin Molloy and Roy&HG commentating grand finals/olympics. Gordon is done. The real question is who is smart enough to pay $10million to sign Craig Jones as the bleedingly obvious smarter funnier cooler version of Joe Rogan😂

  • @marknicola3336
    @marknicola3336 6 місяців тому +1

    Watching again for the millionth time... speaking of a million, Craig calls out Flo at 46:16 and says he wants "a million dollars" to compete for them again...
    This guy is like Doctor Evil with his million dollars... He oughta get a shaved cat to hold and also finally shave himself bald too.

  • @konstantinrafailov1135
    @konstantinrafailov1135 Рік тому +5

    Craig pls do a guide on how to do drugs stay healthy and compete!

  • @aydibbs89
    @aydibbs89 Рік тому +1

    Freddy getting that Barry Bonds head from Juicing.

  • @solomon796
    @solomon796 Рік тому +1

    unrelated but can we get some rolling footage between Craig and Dorian? Those must be some epic rolls too

  • @juliusthompson4794
    @juliusthompson4794 Рік тому +15

    Thank you Craig. For saying what needed to be said.

  • @Jmw_gt
    @Jmw_gt Рік тому +2

    Most important video in jiu jitsu

  • @LIRCB
    @LIRCB Рік тому +2

    Craig Jones is the man that has zero fs to give and I love it. Brought Gay back to BJJ. Second best of all time. Would love to hear a Bruce Buffer Main Event call out for Craig. The combination of Bruce’s voice and the resume of Craig would be fantastic

    • @user-dd7pq2to3o
      @user-dd7pq2to3o Рік тому

      Fruity Bruce would be perfect, as long as he isn't busy at the bathhouse

  • @kyleblandon2250
    @kyleblandon2250 10 місяців тому

    Craig: “we’re doing fckn adult karate here, you’re not going to war.”
    BTeam BJJ Channel: “WNO 22: The Boys Go To WAR in California!”
    …chill bro, you’re not going to war, it’s fckn adult karate 😂

  • @7inn79
    @7inn79 Рік тому +1

    when is the japan doc coming out ?

  • @GKJusticar55
    @GKJusticar55 Рік тому +2

    Man do I love this content.

  • @Jeditilt
    @Jeditilt Рік тому +1

    2nd best team and the 2nd best podcast.... that's pretty F'in good!!!

  • @michaelm9710
    @michaelm9710 4 місяці тому

    The best is when Craig says “you could have laughed it off, but you answered seriously” and then looks so disappointed before moving on seamlessly.

  • @TyTy-te4fl
    @TyTy-te4fl Рік тому +9

    The jui jitsu alpha male community making sure jui jitsu stays gai

  • @Dolph-fe2ks
    @Dolph-fe2ks 9 місяців тому

    We need a Craig Jones stoic sigmale documentary. It should be called:
    "OUS!"

  • @johnnyvegas3979
    @johnnyvegas3979 Рік тому +9

    Bateman shirt is the real deal that's some hard shit bro.
    Craig is legit as fuck.
    Protect this man at all costs.

  • @ItsMeDanielT
    @ItsMeDanielT Рік тому

    “From my opinion. Allegedly. Don’t sue me.” Harvard Law paid off, Craig.

  • @underthecanopy1093
    @underthecanopy1093 Рік тому +2

    Saying coast guard boot camp is hard is gayer than any alpha motivation quote

    • @bansenpy5553
      @bansenpy5553 4 місяці тому

      Coast guards are fkin hard,I saw videos of them training mid storm getting dropped in the ocean by helicopters and told good luck try and survive ,in the middle of the fkin night!!!imagine huge waves and u in the middle of the ocean ,I would take any other form of training anyday man

  • @erdngtn9942
    @erdngtn9942 Рік тому +1

    Is that table…an octopus? I need it.

  • @theempath
    @theempath 11 місяців тому

    “Stop listening to your navy seal podcast, get out of the ice bath, and just enjoy your adult karate”

  • @christianhickman5677
    @christianhickman5677 Рік тому +13

    Did u get a cease and desist 😂😂😂😂 u look so upset to be ending the yuri saga

    • @craigjones8662
      @craigjones8662 Рік тому +5

      I’m coming down from a Thursday night at the red rose

    • @Arrogan28
      @Arrogan28 4 місяці тому

      ​@@craigjones8662 At first I thought no way that's the real Craig Jones, then I saw the old videos of you posted a decade ago from Australia, and remembered the red rose shirt you had in one of your CJI lead up videos...
      Beautiful Job by the way, you have managed to totally upheave the entire sport, and both athletes pay and woman's fair fight, legit proportional pay representation.... and... the content on your site, specifically the lead up to the CJI event has been some of the best stuff I have watched all year... just the Ukraine visit, the Turkish Traditional Oil Wrestling with Luke Rockhold, the Meragali, ADCC, trolling, alone are netflix special level, etc.. I mean, seriously, well done...
      I think you have unofficially stolen Gordan's crown as the most important person in the sport at the moment... and well deserved!
      Seriously hope both, the CJI and the content (and the athletes pay and woman's proportional compensation) continue into the foreseable future...

  • @Human-ll5yv
    @Human-ll5yv Рік тому +2

    If you watch Bas Rutten talk about the hardest puncher he’s ever worked with he will say Benji Radach. Benji and Ninja Rua ( Shoguns brother ) in Elite XC is a banger 🎉🎉🎉

  • @priley817
    @priley817 5 місяців тому

    Oh my gosh this rant is of epic proportions in the beginning.

  • @leonufchampfan1258
    @leonufchampfan1258 7 місяців тому

    How is there not millions of views on these?

  • @omann725
    @omann725 Рік тому

    Best El Segundo episode yet. ❤

  • @resto9393
    @resto9393 Рік тому +1

    People are stupid everywhere, you can't escape it.

  • @cameronsnyder1246
    @cameronsnyder1246 Рік тому

    20:35 I just saw a preview for a Flat Earth documentary on Twitter and Eddy Brah is in it.😂

  • @armedjoy3045
    @armedjoy3045 Рік тому +8

    Reddit trying to ruin Yuris career is so weird. They did the same thing to Keenan. It's a weird vibe like they really delight in this type of stuff. I'm not saying he's right but why the joy in smearing the dude.

    • @orgANGmo
      @orgANGmo Рік тому

      No, Keenan tried to ruin everyone during covid. He started calling people out for training during the lockdown, when he himself was training daily.

  • @kingbenjamin92
    @kingbenjamin92 9 місяців тому

    Craig is EXACTLY the personality that BJJ needs! And he's also funnier than most comedians 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ByproductRebelMind
    @ByproductRebelMind Рік тому +10

    "Don't tell your problems to people, 80% of them don't care and the other 20% are glad you have them."
    Crowded elevators smell different 2 midgets. You think 80% of the people would give two flying squirrels? No..

  • @Cookie_Monster89
    @Cookie_Monster89 4 місяці тому

    “Astrology for men” is fucking hilarious 😂 killed me ❤

  • @joeyzig
    @joeyzig Рік тому +1

    Can somebody link the Danny Lefevre vs. Benji fight? I can't find it...

  • @1Live2Love3Thrive
    @1Live2Love3Thrive Рік тому

    42:00 "Just call it a Q&A" haha

  • @chefntoast
    @chefntoast Рік тому +3

    Buahahahahahahahah "coulda laughed it off" . . Hahahhhahhahhahhaah

  • @linuxisbetter0
    @linuxisbetter0 Рік тому

    Now that Gordon pulled out...this is so much more interesting

  • @jeremiahtalley1936
    @jeremiahtalley1936 Рік тому

    I hope you get the million

  • @Mjhavok
    @Mjhavok Рік тому

    I am so here for this.

  • @frankiecal3186
    @frankiecal3186 Рік тому +1

    I bet you anything it's Gordon Ryan on the thumbnail with a wig that Creig is kissing.

  • @dannyeap2764
    @dannyeap2764 Рік тому +1

    The spladdle is hands down the dumbest move. It forces the opponents face into his own crotch

  • @chll6529
    @chll6529 Рік тому

    international shipping for b team merch when?

  • @priley817
    @priley817 5 місяців тому

    Holy shit i’m crying 4:25 this is gold.

  • @thelifeofpieman
    @thelifeofpieman Рік тому

    Craig woke up this morning and smelt napalm.

  • @frankiecal3186
    @frankiecal3186 Рік тому +3

    Isn't Australia a dictatorship tho?🤔

    • @lokiJ-m8x
      @lokiJ-m8x Рік тому

      only stupid americans think that, we're literally governed state-to-state

  • @Roman-xk7fk
    @Roman-xk7fk Рік тому +1

    Craig Jones giving Flo free business advice (I would know I’m a business expert of sorts…)

  • @StevenOyston
    @StevenOyston Рік тому

    When a regular person gets a black belt but noticed it came from a cult.
    Been saying for years that BJJ is lame, but God I love it.

  • @RonALampman
    @RonALampman Рік тому +3

    Craig's spirit animal is a laundry man.
    He likes folding clothes..
    WITH PEOPLE IN THEM! 😂

  • @FFmaxxx
    @FFmaxxx Рік тому

    Flo in the same position as wwe back when the rock and Cena went to Hollywood. Instead of focusing their energy on the product itself and building young stars that kept chasing the unicorn for someone to hopefully be another rock. Backed themselves into a corner for a long time

  • @Human-ll5yv
    @Human-ll5yv Рік тому

    I know Benji and Danny, am from the town this fight went down 😂

  • @DanTheManYT__
    @DanTheManYT__ 8 місяців тому

    What is this title photo cover of 😂😂😂

  • @JimJonesKoolaid
    @JimJonesKoolaid 11 місяців тому

    After spending last night listening to girls talk astrology all night, ive never identified with a podcast segment more

  • @jamespearce3172
    @jamespearce3172 Рік тому +2

    I love the world we live in,,
    An Autistic Australian can get a platform.. well done little mate 💙

  • @stakesishigh516
    @stakesishigh516 Рік тому

    The intro rant was absolutely on point. Hands down the most annoying and corny thing in Jiu-Jitsu. Just go train and have fun.

  • @TyTy-te4fl
    @TyTy-te4fl Рік тому

    Can someone explain to me the beef with guru and b team ????

  • @tysobo2865
    @tysobo2865 Рік тому

    Craig what shoes you rockin? I dig.

  • @bradybingham7605
    @bradybingham7605 Рік тому

    Just so you know coast guard is actually revered second toughest behind marine boot camp

    • @MrSpicabooo
      @MrSpicabooo Рік тому

      I was in the coast bro, basic training is not hard. I would say i was already a grown man when i went, i can see how its tough for kids straight outta highschool.

  • @rustyshackleford4958
    @rustyshackleford4958 Рік тому

    Whats up y’all. I’m in a podcast drought. I’m jumping aboard

  • @zebulunashcroft6623
    @zebulunashcroft6623 Рік тому +1

    This is the most alpha video ever made.

  • @TaintedNate
    @TaintedNate Рік тому

    “This is the shit we live for.”
    lol. Ok I like Craig now

  • @j.a.8848
    @j.a.8848 10 місяців тому

    Keep the sack game strong!

  • @timhorton2486
    @timhorton2486 Рік тому

    First 9 minutes made me so happy to hear lol

  • @BGale47
    @BGale47 Рік тому +2

    Craig Lo key is def a sneaker head. The vomeros are aight

  • @tristanbarton5115
    @tristanbarton5115 7 місяців тому +1

    I love what he said about the alpha male stuff. It’s so cringe

  • @jeremyzentveld5672
    @jeremyzentveld5672 Рік тому +13

    Craig Jones & Tim Dillon. The ultimate podcast. The only American that's going to get the Aussie Sarcasm and step up to take it on.

    • @fusuyreds1236
      @fusuyreds1236 5 місяців тому

      their humor is actually very similar. not sure what theyd talk about though.

  • @jeremiahtalley1936
    @jeremiahtalley1936 Рік тому

    I love you Craig but don’t hate on the ice bath 😂😂 #justtrybeingcold #haveyoubeencold ?