El Segundo Reminisces on Jiu Jitsu's Dumbest Moments
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- Опубліковано 16 тра 2024
- Merch out now! bteamjj.shop | Episode 24 is here and we have another Craig Jones rant, this time about the biggest problem in the sport: Alpha Motivation. This Is an epidemic affecting the sport & it's time we called this out to bring change. Along this topic, we also cover the dumbest Jiu Jitsu stories, arguing if Nicky Ryan would last in boot camp, the end of the Yuri Simoes saga & much more. Make sure to smash the download button to keep up with the channel!
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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
04:08 Alpha Motivation
11:04 Nicky Ryan the soldier
14:33 Wildest fight in history
20:39 Jiu Jitsu guys are dumb
29:58 Weirdest shit in the sport
44:08 Flo is in trouble
54:29 Outro
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• Ethan: bjjfanatics.com/collections/i...
• Jay Rod: bjjfanatics.com/collections/i...
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The ground is my swimming pool. I'm peeing through my swim trunks. Everyone else is just soaking in it
God bless you
"One of our guys, I won't say his name, but it was Salvatore"
Craig is the best! 🤣
Craig your such a good role model, thank you for keeping your autistic integrity!
he beat autism
@@Hi.Jay.Low25 he just learned how to harness it
I read 'autism tx' on his hat.@@Hi.Jay.Low25
😂😂😂
He also beat his girlfriend a few years back, I'm glad she got away
Single greatest rant in jiu jitsu. I didn’t like telling people I trained cause eventually it just became me trying to explain how I wasn’t gay. But I knew a person at an office I worked at who wore the BJJ shirts, had the bumper stickers, his computer wallpaper was Helio Gracie and he was a two stripe white belt. That’s when I realized that I was wrong and jiu jitsu could be gay and sometimes the gayest parts are off the mat.
The gayest parts are definitely off the mat
you sound gay for caring about what another man does. If some dude likes BJJ, then good on him. What belt would you recommend a person has before having a BJJ based wallpaper?
@@doyourownresearch7297 No bro. YOU’RE gay.
Craig if you want to combat the growing menace of alpha male land shark humble lion cringe, you guys need to start selling demotivational quote merch.
Just take any dumb quote:
"I walk around everyday with no idea what it's like to fear another man. Jiu jitsu made me like this" - Mark Cerrone
flip it to
"I walk around everyday fearing every man. Jiu jitsu made me like this" - Craig Jones B(eta)-Team
Slap a picture of a goofy sheep on top and start printing that cash. No need to thank me, you can send my 10% of the profits to The Autism Society of America.
"You are doing adult karate here, not going to war." 😂
" I had the beef with Gordon online, best days of my life!" 😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉
Standing ovation for that "Alpha" Content rant Craig, lmao. Spot on as usual!
Navy seals / stoic / jordan / quotes / ice baths.. 😂😂😂
Had this old that would post tik tok training videos with Jocko and Goggins yelling in the background. Thought he was cool because he got up early 😂
black and white colour ohh yeee thats tough lmao
i am a girl boss.
"i love when people that have been through hell walk out of the fire carrying buckets of water for those still consumed by the flames. " -craig jones
time stamp?
@@Ktv.24 that is an inspirational meme that I'm sure he would hate, so I attributed it to him.
slap that over a black and white image of a lepoard and you've got yourself some inspirational tellings
@@SKRATCH1988 sensational
“These humble lions” 😂😂😂
😂😂
tom deblass
Bullying Yuri for the 50 Cent video is heaps good
aw yeah heaps
so many good things in this pod cast, the motivational posts the NO ego in jiu jitsu, just how insecure jiu jitsu competitors are !!!! all so so true
12:05 there were mornings in basic training boot camp that I’d have thrown it so away or preferred publicly crying instead of running a couple miles at 530. I can remember wanting to actually cry from not sleeping. Then 20 minutes late I was fine. But there were moments I’d pay $100 easy to miss a fire guard.
Love the content on the channel. Y’all should get ryan hall or Eddie Cummings as a guest
Omg what a Craig Jones Challenge.....Track down Eddie Cummings. Detective Jones from the Federal B-Grade Investigations
Need more of these Craig. True jits heads love this shit lmao
my favorite episode to date, thanks for the laughs.
Craig your attitude is one of only three reasons I still train at 45. The other two are so I can post alpha memes and talk shit to other old irrelevant men about politics.
Am I the only one getting an ad for shark vs. octopus board game after the video ends? This is hilarious 😂😂
Craig, have a BJJ challenge match against Jocko, and the winner gets to post a motivational video on the other's social media accounts! Think about the potential, no matter who loses, the public wins!
Man do I love this content.
i'm confused he wants us to keep messaging Yuri? ok craig 🤝
This podcast is so good I actually drink a beer and watch and don't grapple at all just a big MMA fan this is where my life is at lol Craig is fucking hilarious!
Same lol
Go learn to grapple! Sounds like you'd enjoy it :)
Go train! 😤
You robbing yourself of experiencing how truly gay jujitsu is
Best El Segundo episode yet. ❤
2nd best team and the 2nd best podcast.... that's pretty F'in good!!!
Saying coast guard boot camp is hard is gayer than any alpha motivation quote
I think it would be so sick to have government issued jujitsu tournaments that settled world issues instead of war
I love that first segment so much i feel it needs piano on the background to stimulate my affect more
Fuck it. I'm going to make a Craig Jones motivational.
Craig a red belt in trolling.
I've known about Craig for years, but i just recently started listening to the podcast and it's quickly become one of my favs?! ✊🏼🤣🤣
Thank you Craig. For saying what needed to be said.
It makes sense now why Gordon wants to wait on the Felipe match, maybe even Nicky Rod, he wants to wait until his contract is up w Flo and use the big matches as negotiation tactics likely.
9:16 "Oss, that was powerful right there." -Freddy
someone make a craig jones sigma male motivation clip
That’d be pretty gay
unrelated but can we get some rolling footage between Craig and Dorian? Those must be some epic rolls too
I was there in 2018 for that stinker of a match vs Paul Harris. I always wondered what the deal was, now i know! That was the same night that Vagner Rocha submitted that polish guy with a mercy grip lol. What a weird event.
“Losing is losing, there aren’t different degrees of losing. You either win a championship or you’re sh**. It’s very black & white to me.”-craig jones
I’ve been silently fuming about humble lions for a decade. Finally someone to stand up to them
The Tarzan blue belt graphic needs to be made
Fantastic. Craig is the pre-eminent thought leader in the multiverse right now. El segundo is filling the void left by classic Martin Molloy and Roy&HG commentating grand finals/olympics. Gordon is done. The real question is who is smart enough to pay $10million to sign Craig Jones as the bleedingly obvious smarter funnier cooler version of Joe Rogan😂
Craig. Look up the Krueger dunning effect. It’s a cognitive bias in which people with limited competence in a particular domain overestimate their abilities. Ie. The dumber you are, the more likely you think you’re excellent or expert at something
Of the 6 main branches coast guard is one of the harder bootcamps, cold water exposure always sucks
Airforce by comparison is adult summer camp playing on jungle gyms
lol yeah I laughed when he said coast guard. I put them right behind Marine Corps basic. Coast Guard keeps it pretty intense.
@@ayykay9987boot camp was the easiest part of the corps.
@@justin8865 lol I thought it sucked. I didn’t have the “kindest” D.Is.
Boot camp was very simple. Just the least enjoyable experience by far. Heavy ended up in prison.
@ayykay9987 I mean my heavy got demoted and what not for hazing.
But still I think bootcamp was the easiest ever. The cruicble was little hard but that was cause no sleep. Boot camp just kinda sucked and then you get used to it and then it was fuckin funny
The stuff we did in the fleet was waaayy harder. And ya running around in afganistan waaaaay harder than both of those. Fuckin combat is like exhausting yo
Oh man this is just great 😂👏🏻
love those 30 year old IT guys who take training so seriously. I get wanting to better and wanting to be intense but it seems to increase chances of getting injured.
I am so here for this.
We need a Craig Jones stoic sigmale documentary. It should be called:
"OUS!"
Most important video in jiu jitsu
If you watch Bas Rutten talk about the hardest puncher he’s ever worked with he will say Benji Radach. Benji and Ninja Rua ( Shoguns brother ) in Elite XC is a banger 🎉🎉🎉
32:51 poor Gabi catching a stray
The jui jitsu alpha male community making sure jui jitsu stays gai
Freddy getting that Barry Bonds head from Juicing.
Craig pls do a guide on how to do drugs stay healthy and compete!
Did u get a cease and desist 😂😂😂😂 u look so upset to be ending the yuri saga
I’m coming down from a Thursday night at the red rose
Craig is EXACTLY the personality that BJJ needs! And he's also funnier than most comedians 🤣🤣🤣
Bateman shirt is the real deal that's some hard shit bro.
Craig is legit as fuck.
Protect this man at all costs.
Is that table…an octopus? I need it.
when is the japan doc coming out ?
Craig Jones is the man that has zero fs to give and I love it. Brought Gay back to BJJ. Second best of all time. Would love to hear a Bruce Buffer Main Event call out for Craig. The combination of Bruce’s voice and the resume of Craig would be fantastic
Fruity Bruce would be perfect, as long as he isn't busy at the bathhouse
I hope you get the million
How is there not millions of views on these?
🔥 long live the GOAT 🔥
Craig pleas fix your audio, the standard episode little intro thing is loud but your talking is quiet, had to turn the volume up to full max during your Yuri intro and then down again and then up again
“This is the shit we live for.”
lol. Ok I like Craig now
First 9 minutes made me so happy to hear lol
42:00 "Just call it a Q&A" haha
“From my opinion. Allegedly. Don’t sue me.” Harvard Law paid off, Craig.
Buahahahahahahahah "coulda laughed it off" . . Hahahhhahhahhahhaah
Now that Gordon pulled out...this is so much more interesting
Pure gold
41:46 "Just call it a Q&A come on" haha
Reddit trying to ruin Yuris career is so weird. They did the same thing to Keenan. It's a weird vibe like they really delight in this type of stuff. I'm not saying he's right but why the joy in smearing the dude.
No, Keenan tried to ruin everyone during covid. He started calling people out for training during the lockdown, when he himself was training daily.
People are stupid everywhere, you can't escape it.
Craig Jones..Real talk...salute..
“Stop listening to your navy seal podcast, get out of the ice bath, and just enjoy your adult karate”
"Don't tell your problems to people, 80% of them don't care and the other 20% are glad you have them."
Crowded elevators smell different 2 midgets. You think 80% of the people would give two flying squirrels? No..
20:35 I just saw a preview for a Flat Earth documentary on Twitter and Eddy Brah is in it.😂
Can somebody link the Danny Lefevre vs. Benji fight? I can't find it...
Drop the link when you find it
The skate guy was Steven Bradbury
The spladdle is hands down the dumbest move. It forces the opponents face into his own crotch
international shipping for b team merch when?
I know Benji and Danny, am from the town this fight went down 😂
I love the world we live in,,
An Autistic Australian can get a platform.. well done little mate 💙
Craig Jones is a merciful God.
Flo in the same position as wwe back when the rock and Cena went to Hollywood. Instead of focusing their energy on the product itself and building young stars that kept chasing the unicorn for someone to hopefully be another rock. Backed themselves into a corner for a long time
When a regular person gets a black belt but noticed it came from a cult.
Been saying for years that BJJ is lame, but God I love it.
Cant wait for the Alpha Stoic Merch soon !!! #GayLion
Adult karateeeee, love it!
It's not about bjj, Craig. It's about internet in general. Here in Russia all the gopnicks love to use imaginary quotes from famous people and pictures from "Brigade" or films with Jason Statham to post it together and maybe some new school hip-hop music. And sport-oriented people are the strongest at this competition of cringe and taste deprivation.
Also, it was a good reason to incinerate instagram from my phone (I was posting photos of my electric hobby and other small shit and chatting with my friend there).
The intro rant was absolutely on point. Hands down the most annoying and corny thing in Jiu-Jitsu. Just go train and have fun.
Can someone explain to me the beef with guru and b team ????
I bet you anything it's Gordon Ryan on the thumbnail with a wig that Creig is kissing.
legend.
50 percent
Isn't Australia a dictatorship tho?🤔
only stupid americans think that, we're literally governed state-to-state
I love you Craig but don’t hate on the ice bath 😂😂 #justtrybeingcold #haveyoubeencold ?
Craig Jones giving Flo free business advice (I would know I’m a business expert of sorts…)
Keep the sack game strong!
Craig: “we’re doing fckn adult karate here, you’re not going to war.”
BTeam BJJ Channel: “WNO 22: The Boys Go To WAR in California!”
…chill bro, you’re not going to war, it’s fckn adult karate 😂
Craig what shoes you rockin? I dig.
Just so you know coast guard is actually revered second toughest behind marine boot camp
I was in the coast bro, basic training is not hard. I would say i was already a grown man when i went, i can see how its tough for kids straight outta highschool.