【Hololive】Suisei Gets Verbally OBLITERATED When She Says She's Never Been in a Relationship【Eng sub】
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
- 【Source】: とこまちラジオ(仮) ＃4【戌亥とこ×星街すいせい】
• とこまちラジオ(仮) ＃4【戌亥とこ×星街す...
【Suisei's channel】:
/ @hoshimachisuisei
【Toko's channel】: / @inuitoko
【Outro song】: "watame's lullaby but it's lo-fi" by project royal
• watame's lullaby but i...
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#hololive #hoshimachisuisei #ホロライブ #星街すいせい #inuitoko #戌亥とこ
Suisei's friend: You've never been in a relationship, so you wouldn't know how to give advice, right?
Suisei: *W A S T E D*
ME: Also WASTED
Me that gives relationship advices without being in one: The coach doesnt plays
Me and my friend giving advice to each other but still cant get one:
W A S T E D
Imagine you and your friend giving advice to each other and your friend gets one but you don't
WASTED HARD
that actually happened and still happens very frequently to me. i have been single my whole life and ppl for some reason always talk about their relationship problems to me and ask me for advice. i guess im a good listener? i genuinly try to give best advice i can and i hope i make myself believe it helps cause ppl keep coming back to with their stories. but i guess i cant sort my life out and get out of my safe space to try it out myself. or maybe im just not interesting enough =/
or as some would say too ugly.
Suisei’s “sorry” was to her friend she murdered
I see... That's actually make sense...
Sorry! *Stab*
Sorry! *Stab*
Sorry! *Stab*
Yep I can picture how it exactly went out
I....is it safe to talk about this?
@@theunseenone9623 *Stab then chop*
@@sufianramli8017 don’t worry about it, even when we witness her actions she won’t hurt us. Probably cause she knows we’re too scared to spread it around outside the community
Her friend must be a demolitionist because without thought, she absolutely destroyed that wall.
This is a very underrated comment
Hmm, wonder if they ever played TF2? Suisei and her love of gloves would be a natural fit for Spy.
@@absalomdraconis well given that spy’s job is to backstab people while disguised as their teammates, I’d think she would love that playstyle.
*winter project flashbacks*
To the top, underrated comment 😂👌
I choked reading this thank you 😂
"Sir, there's a lone comet coming to Earth... What do we do?"
"Ask it for relationship advice."
"But that's... hmm. Okay?"
That "You wouldn't understand, right?" still reverberates to Suisei's very soul until now.
She got *G U T T E D A L I V E*
Sui-chan can't even counter it at all...
She mused and fretted over it intensely that night... As she mowed down hundreds of innocent souls.
Comparable to Ina and Ame’s “But do they ever land?”
0:27 "You're everyone's idol, so you belong to everybody."
Suisei: "Oh..."
The disappointment is real
She was expecting inui saying bcs she doesn’t have any experience lmao
She sounded so depressed there. 😔
But I don't get why she would feel bad because of that excuse
@@kristophesiem5336 in the past suisei said she's the type of idol otaku who doesn't mind their oshi having boyfriend/girlfriend, and she expect her fans to do the same, she then proceed to say that she never had a bf, and even when she asked her female friend they always said she is a good girl and she wouldn't be unpopular too, but if they were a guy they wouldn't date her lmao
@@dwiatmika9563 ah
Well, F for Suisei
I love how Toko was really trying to avoid saying Suisei has no experience and whatnot while trying to lighten the fact.
only to be shattered by someone who talked to Suisei before.
How to destroy a comet with a single strike.
Friend must've been Saitama
But will it split?
Forget Stonehenge from Ace Combat, THIS is wehre its at
@@acapitala4936 I see what you did here... "Your name." ("Kimi no Na wa.") anime, right?
@@piotr004 Holy shit. Someone actually got it.
Suisei: "I have never been in a relationship, why is that?"
Everyone: whisper.. "the boy wouldn't last a day"
"Shotacon ja nai!" - a comet that's closing in on you
"the boy wouldn't last a day" has 2 meanings just so you know
A day? I wouldn’t last 5 minutes...
@@TheArcher143 😳
Everyone: watches suisei’s eyes drift to shota.
Toko: Your everyone's idol, so you belong to everybody
Fubuki: No no, she has a point and I respect it
nene respects it to a higher degree
@@zyxgremory Matsuri appreciates this more.
It's interesting that those two are probably the only "normal" humans in hololive...
Risu:"Allow me to introduce Waifu Sharing System"
Fubuki: I respect your opinion of being wrong
Asking Sui for relationship advice sounds like a quick road to a jail cell.
Or funeral...
@@kyon2221 Definitely funeral.
Jail for her, funeral for you
@@Tonatsi Perfectly balanced.
You'll get jailed for stalking a shounen/shota, then death comes slowly.
I love her retort. "YEAH WELL I CAN SING LOVE SONGS!"
"I don't have to know how a car works to know if it's broken," would have destroyed the friend.
Daangggg!That's such a good reply
I can feel the burn from here.
No need to eat poop to avoid it
That's a correct encapsulation of the idea.
Experience is a good metric when your dealing with someone who learns from them (otherwise it's just another occurrence).
Knowledge about a subject and sufficient wisdom to tackle it tactfully is often better than just experience.
So, if we ever get chased by Suicopath for claiming she's a Shota lover, we just need to ask her about her nonexistant love live to escape. That is certainly an interesting weakness.
That or she might make you suffer more but at least you get to spend more time with her
Just say you love shotas but shotas dont love you
@@bobthebuilder6807 Good advise
Become the shota
"So how's your bf"
Ok but Toko being ready to square up with that friend for doing Suisei like that gives me life.
Suisei: “un”
Usually Suisei is on the other side of the murder
Suisei is just afraid of the police knocking down her door if she goes after the type of guys she likes.
I like how they would reply with *HuMm HuUm* when they are listening to each other
I’ve seen a Japanese person talk about this. Apparently, they have this constant need to indicate to the other person they’re listening, so they’re always going hmm,hmm or hai, hai or something like that when listening.
うん
as a person that has been in suisei position AND in relationship, the fact that suisei has NOT been in a relationship is actually the reason why it's good to ask opinion about relationship from her, because she hasn't been dumbfounded by stupid thing called love, she's still neutral and have the ability to think logically.
It’s also easy to be cold and uncaring in that situation. I’d say it depends more on the person you get advice from than the experiences they’ve had.
It's simply wisdom related. Some people have it, some people don't. Experience is a bonus.
As someone who has never been in a relationship, for some reason my friends like to ask me for relationship advice because I have an unbiased logical perspective so I agree
@Alvi Syahri Not rly. Having been in a relationship or being in a relationship biases you towards certain things that is hard to part from
@@michaelmiky11 Also emotional intelligence. Some people can be really boneheaded despite being crazy smart - they are good people and have a lot of attractive values, but they just can't seal the deal on their own because they just do dumb things.
So occasionally a bit of advice goes a long way, as once they know how to do it right, they can just follow that pattern.
I give relationship advice yet I’m single
Coaches don’t play -stole
Those who dont do, teach instead
That happened to me a lot back in HS lmao. Friends would complain to me about their relationships, then told me I "didn't understand" when I gave advice. Not that it took a genius to understand that if a couple does nothing but fight they should break up, but still felt validated when I said it would and got belittled only a week prior
If they knew that you wouldn't understand, why would they ask you in the first place smh what a stupid lovesick friends
had that happen to me as well.
but when my "friend" told me i wouldnt understand cause ive never been in a relationship i answerd "and youve never been in a successful relationship so were about even".
we never talked again after that.
@@uteriel282 Got em.
I think this is hurts more than having a small bo-
She got him huh...
Run dude 🗿
What's wrong with never having had a girlfriend/boyfriend? I never had one and it's fine🙂.
*cries in loneliness*
"You've never been in a relationship, so you won't understand."
Yes, but I've never taken a golden axe to the face before, but I understand I DON'T want to.
what a stupid example, you've obviously never tried the gold to the face and it shows, you wouldn't get it
That's oddly specific
Why does the axe have to be gold? gold is a shit-tier metal to make an axe blade out of.
@@Archedgar its meant for faces not choping trees
@@Archedgar you'd be surprised how well it works in the hands of a psychopath comet idol.
you don't need to have relationship experience to tell someone else that their relationship is utterly crap.
You can give advice even if you don't have experience but you have knowledge about it. So her friend didn't want advice in the first place, just want to rant about it mostly
I think we all know why....
Cause we're fearing for our lives on the sidewalks
Sidewalls?
@@Stelyders nah that's matsuri, Suisei's the engine hood of a car.
"Coaches don't play"
- Abraham Lincoln
Imagine being single for 500 years
Wait guys, I'll apply to Sui-chan so she can give love advice to her friends later.
You are either a shota and now happily engaged with Suisei
or
You are dead now
Which is it?
Jk, rest in peace, brother...
She's a little dangerous to be hanging around with, let me do it instead. I'll take the fall for you brother!
What you all don't realize is that Suisei isn't the one you should be afraid of in this situation. It's Anemachi.
it's too dangerous for you, brother. Don't worry, I will take your place.
@@TsorovanZero
ill take them both at once if i have to.
for everyone elses safety of course...
"You're everyone's idol, so you belong to everybody."
The numerous viewers who are still insisting that Suisei is a shotacon: "Even shotas, perhaps?"
Suisei: *triggered*
Even shounens
Suisei: happy
I think Anemachi won't let her to have a relationship yet.
The secret answer!
Anemachi: *NO BF!*
Suisei: _B-But..._
Anemachi: *NO BF!"
Suisei: _H...hai😔._
New Objective: Get Anemachi a bf so she can allow Suisei to have one as well.
@@fourze4z138 her number one priority are her soft toys and marine said she likes to talk with them.
ok but for some reason people who are not in relationships give the best advice
hmm i'll be looking out for news tonight for a person died with 28 stab wounds, got hacked by an axe or run over by a car just in case....
even if she has, she can't admit it anyway
Lol poor Suisei got destroyed by her friend while Toko just listens
Suisei's friend: You've never been in a relationship, so you wouldn't know how to give advice, right?
Suisei: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
You know, this is the girl that now has thousands of people lusting for her right now.
Suisei got murdered 😂
Thanks for translating ❤️
Suisei: why do you think so
*Because you are an idol*
Me: that was a good save
That was just straight up rude, hey at least Sui-chan tried right? She's good at captivating her audience's attention and make our hearts skip a beat
I think that alone should at least qualify her to say something right?
This poor girl.
That moment when someone in a relationship reminds you of your loneliness... Ouch
This Ending always put me in a Good mood, love it ^^
Thanks for your translations and for the introduction to that very, very mellow ending song.
btw Inui never had either, she said it on a stream last week.
"You're everyone's idol , so you belong to everyone"
"I serve the Soviet union"
At that point I'd just get SUPER petty and start saying "Mhm" and "Yeah" etc. with a "I really don't care" tone of voice. Then (if they call me out) say something like "Well it's not like I've ever been in a relationship, /right/? I can't understand what you're talking about because of that, /right/?"
Honestly though people who don’t get in relationships have some decent advice because we watch everyone else go through it
One of the most adorable Sui-chan clips and best collabs to date. Her tone of voice is too pure and adorable here, even more so than usual cause she's genuinely embarrassed about this. I love it.
God damn. That's harsh. The AoE damage is too huge, it transcended dimensions.
Toko be like "god damn wtf, I thought it, but I wasn't going to SAY it"
Suisei’s friend: “Sui-chan! You’ve never been in a relationship so you wouldn’t understand, right?”
Suisei: *that’s a lot of damage*
It's because she's everyone idol, not because of her psychopathic tendenc-
I find it amazing that most often, the people who've never been in a relationship are the ones who most often get asked for relationship advice xD
That „Baka“ at the end was kind of cute...
I love how protective inui got hahaha so cute
Her friends: "you woulnd't get it"
susei: you will die in 5
The comet got pulverized by a single sentence
While I can understand why some people wish that Idol culture wasn't so strict and that they could date someone they wanted to, I think first of all, if this suddenly changed it could be really bad, we all know what happened to Aloe. And even if it was never a rule in the first place, when you look at how fans obsess their favourite online entertainer's relationships in other communities (Twitch comes to mind especially along with some sections of UA-cam) I don't think that's particularly healthy either. You can't win them all folks.
What we all really wish is that they could be successful without pandering to the pathetic obsessive fans.
But you’re right, it’s just too much to ask I guess.
But still, aloe deserved better.
Well yeah, tbh i wish they'd just stop being self-deluded escapists, i mean them no harm, but seriously, just cause their fantasy does not coincide with reality doesn't mean they can justifiably dox/antagonize people.
I think this is what Hideakki Anno made Evangelion for, though the people were too dense.
@@ToxicPancake831 you forgot "entitled"
basically, just don't be an idol. Go into the entertainment industry saying you're already in a relationship so people don't get their hopes up from the get-go. Basically, any other occupation will do lol
Nijisanji livers have plenty of people in relationships already and they're still doing well.
Bold words for someone in axe distance.
Tbh, that's not exactly the kind of thing you would say to someone already taking their time to listen to your complaints.
Coaches don't play.
Its like when your frieds are talking about the 2nd concert of hololive and u also tried to comment about it but they suddenly said
"How can you say something about it when you didnt even had a chance to watch it? Ur poor right? "
Then you go like ... Ho....ly...sh...it...
And your friend just completely shutted u up
I love the way Sui-chan says "baka!". XD
Lmao that happen to me too so I ask him " then why did you ask me huh?"
"Because you're an idol, you belong to everyone."
She's not a fucking geisha, she's not the emperor's property ffs.
yeah that mindset is pretty disgusting
She's saving herself for a cute shota...
I mean... It's not like you have to have been in a relationship to understand. I've been in relationships before, and to be fair, my way of thinking was waaaaay more logical when I wasn't in one lol
Sui Chan 'baka' is treasure.
If Sui-chan has boyfriend, maybe someone need to call FBI.
smh "You've never been in a relationship, so you wouldn't know how to give advice" Is absolutely the most stupid thing anyone can say. People can still see other relationships and learn from them how to react in some situations. Its like saying "You never worked as a teacher at a school, so you wouldn't know how to give any tipps in how to get better at learning"
DESTROYED by FACTS and LOGIC
I felt like God oof'd at that one
Did I just see toko chan? Thank god! I barely see her anymore
From what I’ve seen so far, this clip makes sense. Suisei is quite literally a comet in this world, no dude could stand with her and not feel unworthy.
As if Anemachi would allow Suisei to have a relationship :P
All the emotional damage pour into the lyrics
Relationships are nice at first, you give everything for them, you try your damnest to impress their parents and get a nice house for the 2 to live in and everyone's happy.
But eventually you sell your heart to a demon merchant and just like that love is over and being together is a nightmare that no amout of dark magic and otherworldly servants can fix. Not worth it.
Rip suisopath..?
I would offer myself, but that would be like sending her rotten leftovers of a bad food so ill just go and cry in the corner
I am disapointed such a cool name thinks so lowley of itself... You can do it! At least you can give suiseis an experience she would be able to complain about!
Unravel plays in the background
that's actually pretty savage coming from the friend lol
I guess that friend-san was just a bit heated so it was unintentional, but that must've scarred her.😆
Suisei: and I took that personaly
0:21 comrade Lenin aproved this messege
Well... that statement back fired quick 😂
Just because you're not wrong, doesn't mean that you're right
-Suisei probably
The friend absolutely destroyed the Wall Suicopath idol.
I also never had one and i kinda don't know why, i just never go looking for one and when a poor soul find themselves fancying me i run, it just feel so serious idk what am i scared of, i just know that i am.
Well i can give yall an advice to close your eyes when hearing sui chan do "hum hum"
1:48 I just love this
"Because you're everyone's idol"
So this is how you stop suicopath
Toko and Suisei gonna go sharpen their weapons after that talk show
I think Susei lives in Osaka.
Because I'm hearing her Kansai Accent.
0:26
**SOVIET ANTHEM PLAYS**
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
she can hide from the police but she can't run away from her friends words
Damn it sui-chan, should have just said “well look, coaches don’t play either.”
using that next time if this ever happens
Direct attack!! bip bip bip biiiiiip....
At which point Suisei would have been completely justified in getting up and walking out since she can't possibly help and let the "Friend" vent to a mirror or something.