700cc 2 STROKE Dirt Bike test ride

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @pappaflammyboi5799
    @pappaflammyboi5799 Рік тому +170

    I built a 600cc 2-stroke with my brother when I was a kid in the late 80's. It scared the bejeezus out of me. It would pop a wheelie in every gear.

    • @obeisanceplaysmc
      @obeisanceplaysmc 7 місяців тому +1

      What happened with it? :D

    • @pappaflammyboi5799
      @pappaflammyboi5799 7 місяців тому +3

      @@obeisanceplaysmc It ended up in a private farmer's dump as fill material.

    • @obeisanceplaysmc
      @obeisanceplaysmc 7 місяців тому +1

      @@pappaflammyboi5799 Wow that's insane man! Hope you enjoyed the bike :)

    • @pappaflammyboi5799
      @pappaflammyboi5799 7 місяців тому +6

      @@obeisanceplaysmc I did. My mom didn't. She made me promise to never ride it again because I crashed it so often.
      That, and it was so noisy you could hear it from just about anywhere in the neighborhood.

    • @whyareyoureadingmyname5854
      @whyareyoureadingmyname5854 5 місяців тому

      I know this is 40 years late, but what engine were you using? 600 2 strokes are extremely rare to find ​@@pappaflammyboi5799

  • @PoorCoyotee
    @PoorCoyotee Рік тому +508

    Just that idle gives massive goosebumps.

    • @JamesAnderson-ow5mj
      @JamesAnderson-ow5mj Рік тому +4

      My Cr 500 sounds just like it if not louder and cleaner

    • @sv_en_x
      @sv_en_x Рік тому +23

      @@JamesAnderson-ow5mj k cool no one asked

    • @Bence70170
      @Bence70170 Рік тому +3

      ​@@JamesAnderson-ow5mjnobody asked

    • @snadipaska
      @snadipaska Рік тому +2

      Nobody cares
      @@JamesAnderson-ow5mj

    • @familleberko3573
      @familleberko3573 Рік тому

      @@Bence70170 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪👏👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷👏👏👏💪💪💪💪💪🏍🏍🏍

  • @davidfarnsworth466
    @davidfarnsworth466 Рік тому +145

    Fishtailing at high speed showed the power of the bike and the skill of the driver 👍

    • @kieranbever9818
      @kieranbever9818 Рік тому +12

      That shit was fuckin crazy

    • @wayneheaney6271
      @wayneheaney6271 Рік тому +1

      Mad respect, i felt like i was gona high side my chair just watching it 😂😂

  • @SublimeSynth
    @SublimeSynth Рік тому +153

    that thing is an absolute beast. no wonder it breaks, it's trying to rip itself apart

  • @scottowens1535
    @scottowens1535 Рік тому +19

    So fun to relive my youth.
    Born on a Elsinore love all the big ones 450/480/500cr. My favorite was my 79 husky with the 430 head and 13 inches of fox! What a pissed off bee that was!
    Figured I was getting old so I took a crf450r off the showroom in 05. Ya well it worked out fine and I got that out of.....
    You are a exceptional rider and that's a beast

  • @bigdogrides3454
    @bigdogrides3454 Рік тому +436

    You can almost feel the power just watching this. Makes my Husqy 701 look like a child’s toy.

    • @davidray4128
      @davidray4128 Рік тому +7

      Your 701 is as good as it gets.

    • @xfdfff2620
      @xfdfff2620 Рік тому +7

      Your 701 likely has more peak hp tho

    • @verttisyrjala2897
      @verttisyrjala2897 Рік тому +23

      @@xfdfff2620 Doubt that. And even if it does the 700 2 strokes torque makes the 701 look like a moped.

    • @xfdfff2620
      @xfdfff2620 Рік тому

      @@verttisyrjala2897 700cc 2t on penkitetty 60 whp ja joku 80nm vääntöä vs 701 75 whp jos on vähä piristetty ja kans 80 nm vääntöä

    • @ralphbooger4756
      @ralphbooger4756 Рік тому

      what hp you get on a dyno depends on the dyno you are using, ive seen results on the 701 from 60+ to 70 whp and they were not stock, the 70whp had 58nm i think.

  • @marvinfrenchy8754
    @marvinfrenchy8754 Рік тому +195

    I can't imagine the arm pump from riding that monster.

    • @commantrosexetlos4700
      @commantrosexetlos4700 Рік тому +2

      Not even near to r1 atv built for off road, the most arm pulling 2 wheeler was a 2009 light tuned kx450.. That thing don't know why but it felt after the long gearing as the most monster mid to high range pulling power I had ever felt.. I drove them all Yz450, cr50p, Yz450, crf450, ktm 560,450..but the most powerful of them all was an mx atv yfz450 with cb920 hornet engine, the low end pull till red line was way more than r1 atv.. Next toy is raptor with suzuki 650 i4

    • @simplemann101
      @simplemann101 9 місяців тому

      ​@@commantrosexetlos4700It's hard to look cool on a quad, your the only one that felt the need to speak up and qualify yourself by trying to outdo a 700cc 2 stroke bike. Typical atv rider trying to hang.

  • @blarney9757
    @blarney9757 Рік тому +26

    You should make this Big Bore 2Stroke an Enduro. I grew up in an '87 Husqvarna WR 430 2 Stroke Enduro, & having that much torque on that Big Bore really helped in the woods, uphills, plus the flat out top speed is great. That's just my suggestion guys.

  • @jeffrichards1537
    @jeffrichards1537 Рік тому +40

    I rode a kx 500 as a kid. It was scary fast. Can't imagine the power that thing has.

  • @brocfuck8993
    @brocfuck8993 Рік тому +886

    It's hard to imagine this guy's one piston is twice the size of two pistons in a 350 banshee

    • @lochlan20
      @lochlan20 Рік тому +71

      350 x 2 = 700 🤯

    • @reggiexp69
      @reggiexp69 Рік тому +39

      i mean have u seen a 450cc piston? or a raptor 700 4 stroke piston those are massive.
      but for a 2 stroke 700cc in one piston is crazy doh

    • @EclipseR1000
      @EclipseR1000 Рік тому +4

      Imagine guy who's build a minigun

    • @helsamna3895
      @helsamna3895 Рік тому +51

      Did u guys forget that the displacement isn’t just the piston diameter it’s also the stroke

    • @TheMoroo96
      @TheMoroo96 Рік тому +5

      have you see cruise ship motor piston that is huge like 1000kg

  • @MUNDL46
    @MUNDL46 Рік тому +72

    What a Bike...The 2 Stroke Pipe is Delicious...❤🙌❤💪😎🤙

  • @tonyhawk8461
    @tonyhawk8461 Рік тому +60

    Hahah. The whole bike startup procedure is my favourite. 😂🙃

  • @motul800
    @motul800 Рік тому +17

    So cool, the exhaust is built by me. At least that's what it looks like. Greetings from Germany

    • @albundy6804
      @albundy6804 Рік тому +1

      @motul800 can u please hook me up with an exhaust for my Cr500 01 please ,email?

  • @critical
    @critical Рік тому +96

    "ALMOST WINTER HERE" hahhaha, you are a legend 😂

    • @jamadeus13
      @jamadeus13 Рік тому +10

      Haha, as a swede I know what he means. It can get a lot worse

    • @quirinm.
      @quirinm. Рік тому +1

      @D i ride in tshirts at 20 degrees celsius, where i live winter is up to -20 cold

    • @Hasio-Maszkietnik
      @Hasio-Maszkietnik Рік тому +3

      good for him, in Poland it barely snows. It's just rainy, bald trees, and cold winds.

    • @mpower3163
      @mpower3163 5 місяців тому

      @@jamadeus13 He's from stockholm they don't have real winters 😂

  • @macekirkland6962
    @macekirkland6962 Рік тому +25

    This is just insane. That cylinder head looked like a large maxwell house coffee can. 700cc 2 stroke is a man.

  • @caseyfreeman3994
    @caseyfreeman3994 Рік тому +16

    Kaplan America has a couple of videos of what they had to do to dial the 700 beast in. Great stuff!

  • @adamsmith5913
    @adamsmith5913 Рік тому +31

    The ultimate 2t dirtbike

  • @darknes7800
    @darknes7800 Рік тому +13

    2 cycle KX 500 or CR 450 Elsinore are forces to be reckoned with. 700 would be otherworldly !

  • @exorerfl2337
    @exorerfl2337 Рік тому +6

    That was the most satisfying cold start ever

  • @adamsmith5913
    @adamsmith5913 Рік тому +117

    When you like your JUGS bigger than average...

  • @hencetirta322
    @hencetirta322 Рік тому +14

    holy macarel . the piston like beer glass

  • @johnlombardi9619
    @johnlombardi9619 Рік тому +5

    A "thumper" 2-stroke! What a BEAST!!

  • @AardvarkACP
    @AardvarkACP Рік тому +13

    Your content is the best, much love from Canada

  • @torariders313
    @torariders313 Рік тому +21

    lucky the throttle didn't get stuck wide open!

  • @BillyP-49Chevy
    @BillyP-49Chevy Рік тому +7

    Before kicking a big stroke piston like that, try finding top dead center 1st bud. It's a must when it's a 500 CC or a 7.

  • @chronictoker4203
    @chronictoker4203 Рік тому +9

    Wow u can handle that thing like a dream❤

  • @facilis
    @facilis Рік тому +9

    Two stroke 💖
    Very awesome, very fast!

  • @tooltime5661
    @tooltime5661 Рік тому +1

    I remember riding a Husky CR500 my buddy needed a break so he took my Husky WXC250 and i took his,that was absolutely an amazing bike,never got close to it's potential!!!! It was a frigging rocket 🚀!!!!

  • @JohnDoeEagle1
    @JohnDoeEagle1 9 місяців тому

    That fishtailing at 3:46 was nasty! Lol Ridiculous power and super awesome!

  • @dandan7973
    @dandan7973 Рік тому +10

    I love the sound and smell of a 2 stroke

    • @jimbeam2705
      @jimbeam2705 Рік тому +2

      Nothing in the world compares to it.

  • @marincholakov1571
    @marincholakov1571 Рік тому +9

    i cant imagine the power of 700cc 2stroke the 125cc 2 stroke is fast but this 700cc its just mind blowing

    • @ztit1
      @ztit1 Рік тому

      125s are quick not fast

    • @SUPRAMIKE18
      @SUPRAMIKE18 Рік тому

      ​​​@@ztit1they actually are fast they just aren't fast on dirt because you never have the space to proper wind em up, a riding buddy of mine had a 90s Suzuki 125 on supermoto tires, was pretty modified though, that thing could almost touch 130 mph on the freeway if you held it wide open for long enough. I'm fairly certain he was spinning that poor little thing at double the factory RPM 😂

  • @68arild
    @68arild Рік тому +6

    sounds amazing crisp and responsive

    • @joel387ktm
      @joel387ktm Рік тому

      I hope your joking that is the doggiest choked up bastard needs leaned way out

  • @shawnpelton3704
    @shawnpelton3704 Рік тому +7

    This little beast is something I think any two smoker lover should have in their lives lol even though theirs to much power and stuff keeps breaking I would never get upset even the 5-10 minutes to a time u could run er would be the best 5-10 minutes of my life lmfao I wanna see some air time on this monster or be the one putting in air time I'd definitely volunteer for the position of test dummy without a doubt lol nice job guys

    • @brianbirc
      @brianbirc Рік тому

      SAHAWN PeltonYES that is alot of power on s dirt biketoo muh for me. But imagine having a 2 stroke w3 piston 3head &3 pipe &3 carburetors 750cc dteet bike where the tire doed not spin so much not in the dirt with street tires .It woulg wheelie so easy be carefull and learn it well first . It could wheelie awaw on a big highway even without using the clutch!

  • @jon...6825
    @jon...6825 Рік тому +1

    Best start system ever, great video, God bless EVERYONE. Merry Christmas and a happy new year to EVERYONE...

  • @feltdoctor
    @feltdoctor Рік тому +5

    Dude that thing just idling is kicking you along... Just micro touching the throttle... Amazing. I want to ride it!

  • @fishstickkitty8068
    @fishstickkitty8068 Рік тому +8

    That startup process was awesome!!

  • @duncandmcgrath6290
    @duncandmcgrath6290 Рік тому +3

    If that is your cold start ritual then reset your carb , check compression and crank seals .

    • @yourMom-ic4wr
      @yourMom-ic4wr Рік тому +2

      Dude custom built it. I think he knows a bit more then you lol

  • @billbrown6487
    @billbrown6487 Рік тому +1

    It’s a MIGHTY MAICO Boys! No one will ever admit it but that’s a Maico engine!!!!!

    • @felixjeronimovalenzuelaper2192
      @felixjeronimovalenzuelaper2192 Рік тому

      Can You explain that?

    • @billbrown6487
      @billbrown6487 Рік тому

      Yes. In 1984 Maico contracted Zabel. To design their new water cooled cylinder. Zabel was known for Sidecar motocross racing in Europe. His knowledge of knowing how to make a two stroke make tremendous torque. Is what brought Maico to design their water cooled cylinders for the new 1984 models which in the states they were rebranded as a M star. That is the same cylinder set up and bottom end that is still used to this day in manufacturing the new model Maico’s. Other manufacturers purchased the rights to manufacture those engines to sell with their name on it. Zabel even did the same thing up until his passing a few years back. Look up a picture of a 2022 Maico 700. And you’ll see it’s the same motor that is in this particular bike! I own three different Maico‘s. All with this same configuration engine. A 1985 250 M star. A 1986 500 M Star. And a Merkle 320 Maico. Hopefully that helps explain my comment above. Wonderful bikes. If you ever get a chance to own one I would suggest it👊🏻💨🏁

  • @Davido50
    @Davido50 Рік тому +3

    Love it. Keep up the great content. -NY 🇺🇸

  • @maranhense9848
    @maranhense9848 Рік тому +5

    The best channel! 🇧🇷🚀🔥

  • @vtecmossy
    @vtecmossy Рік тому +11

    Should race the other 700cc 2 stroke that's in England megladon 700cc that would be veri nice

  • @paulipuhakka8788
    @paulipuhakka8788 19 днів тому

    I have an idea. STOP BREAKING IT!! Lol The bike is an absolute beast 😎💪 We’re not called “Flying Finns” for nothing!!! Cheers 🍻from British Columbia 🇨🇦💪😎🇫🇮

  • @camronbay1
    @camronbay1 7 місяців тому

    My god I miss riding two strokes these things are dangerous but so much fun.

  • @davidmcdaniel8524
    @davidmcdaniel8524 Рік тому +5

    I know when I hopped on my first kx500 my eyeballs were rattling in my head I can't imagine 700cc 2smoke growling under u feel the power

  • @Zarnowski_Sculpture
    @Zarnowski_Sculpture Рік тому +7

    What a beast. Love it 🎉🤩

  • @billybarrow426
    @billybarrow426 Рік тому

    2 stroke is the best. 700cc is just insanity. Perfect! 🤙😝🤙

  • @41663
    @41663 Рік тому +9

    That is amazing a 700cc 2 stroke. Ive never heard of one. I wonder if you could put an electric start on it. If thats even possible

    • @41663
      @41663 Рік тому +1

      @@554OKsT man your a genius , great idea

  • @zasquatchrocks
    @zasquatchrocks 6 місяців тому

    Love the madness, please make it reliable then go bigger, if possible. Only in Finland. Crrraaazzzyyy.

  • @Motodiably625
    @Motodiably625 Рік тому +21

    O mój boże 700 w 2t😮😍

  • @nagarenius
    @nagarenius 5 місяців тому

    Have a TM EN 300, made all new in the carburator, new reed valves, spent about 1000€.
    Started the bike and it was finally runing, after 6 months work.
    It was running well, took a seat on the bike and was driving for 1 min and the fuel hose ripped. x.D
    How bad luck was that x.D

  • @the_gold_canopy
    @the_gold_canopy Рік тому +8

    The only true 700’s out there are the Maicos and extremely rare ATK’s, great bottom end torque, unfortunately everyone who doesn’t ride a big bore thinks you can stuff a Zabel engine into a light frame to get a fast bike, and unfortunately it doesn’t work like that. Awesome build, but take it from someone that spends much time wrenching on big bores, don’t expect to stay ahead of the pack, whether on the track, or the trail. 🏁

    • @darylsmioth1904
      @darylsmioth1904 Рік тому +2

      Thought about stuffing a 700 motor in my old rusty 74' 125 Honda Elsinore frame then using it as a timber bike.

    • @the_gold_canopy
      @the_gold_canopy Рік тому +1

      @@darylsmioth1904 you can throw something more dependable in there. If I were you I would go with one of the CFR450 engines or a CR500 engine. Super dependable, can take serious abuse, better parts availability. But then again if I had an Elsinore, I’d either try to do a frame up resto, or charge a collector big bucks. 🤔

    • @zackzittel7683
      @zackzittel7683 Рік тому

      I’d like to see one with a small sprocket and slicks rip the 1/4 mile

  • @janes-e378
    @janes-e378 Рік тому

    I miss my old cr500 from the 80's obviously when i was young lol..but well done guys

  • @brucevincent9976
    @brucevincent9976 Рік тому

    Needs to go back to the drawing board on this project. I like the idea

  • @nickpage6500
    @nickpage6500 Рік тому +1

    That big 2 stroke like 500 lots power I can’t even imagine how fast power it is probably insane but fun

  • @murk1352
    @murk1352 9 місяців тому

    They make electric starters for the 500’s, you gotta look into that for this, or one of those power wheels you can put the back wheel on that’s used to start the two stroke motor bikes back in the day. But if you stall it out in the pits you’re fu**ed. Gotta look into electric start! I can’t imagine how hard that is to start, especially in cold weather with im sure really, high octane! You gotta put a paddle on it & rip some big sand dunes or that tire you have on it for massive hills….🔥🏁

  • @v.k25067
    @v.k25067 Рік тому +2

    the best and powerful 2-Stroke dirtbike in finland

  • @Tew730
    @Tew730 Рік тому

    finally a supercross weapon to club the four strokes into retirement

  • @stephenbrown5844
    @stephenbrown5844 Рік тому

    A good kid has built one in England and its a beautiful bike with no trouble 🤘❤️🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧❤️

  • @Theblackwolf-v5q
    @Theblackwolf-v5q Рік тому

    I had and 89 CR250 and I never lacked in the powers department. It was a rocket...and it was easy to start. Cool video though

  • @_WebersWorld
    @_WebersWorld Рік тому +3

    Please throw some studs in those tires now much more chew action! Cheers from north 🇨🇦

  • @alishanmao
    @alishanmao Рік тому

    man 700ccs on 2 stroke? that acceleration will leave your soul behind :D

  • @zasquatchrocks
    @zasquatchrocks Рік тому +1

    Love your work, keep going

  • @duttysupra
    @duttysupra Рік тому +3

    that bikes insane! wild riding aswell :D

  • @AntonisTzavaras
    @AntonisTzavaras Рік тому +5

    My arms are short.
    700cc Hold my beer

  • @Mars2Point0
    @Mars2Point0 Рік тому +2

    700cc is insane. I'm more then happy with a 50cc pit bike

  • @zenotm
    @zenotm Рік тому

    nice START , very quick and very easy

  • @nonjaninja4904
    @nonjaninja4904 Рік тому +1

    They should make inline four cylinder dirtbikes that sound like F1 cars. Take that old CBR250RR engine and modify it for dirt. Lol.

  • @Norumaru83
    @Norumaru83 Рік тому

    Great emotion for view your videos again!!

  • @Mala-Ipsa-Nova
    @Mala-Ipsa-Nova Рік тому +2

    700!!!! TWO STROKE!!!! Badass!

  • @user-jg8ci3ci1k
    @user-jg8ci3ci1k Рік тому +3

    Этот мот нужно срочно дать на тест Дяде Жорику😊

  • @throttle_therapy_6598
    @throttle_therapy_6598 Рік тому

    I was hype for the 700cc 2 stroke and when the guy started talking Ik it was SFT and now I’m more then hype idk how to explain it

  • @driftkingexotica
    @driftkingexotica Рік тому

    "piston was like that, not so good lookin" 😂

  • @luckbanana7233
    @luckbanana7233 Місяць тому

    the start up is something else lol

  • @sirlance169
    @sirlance169 Рік тому +1

    Had a ds80 pulling a Yamaha 465 trophy 🏆 bike it was narley with comperssion one two kicks in tennis shoes bruised yah

  • @jkmarshall3553
    @jkmarshall3553 11 місяців тому

    This thing is wicked! I want one!!

  • @ludeman
    @ludeman Рік тому

    Ok lads, can even imanage the terror of a 700 2 stroke when power band kicks in

  • @johnirwin4420
    @johnirwin4420 Рік тому

    What a monster. At least it starts easy

  • @Kdckdkciwkkc
    @Kdckdkciwkkc Рік тому +13

    In finland we say laiska

  • @DRZWhisperer
    @DRZWhisperer Рік тому +8

    Suggestions: Don't skip leg day at the gym so you can kick that big girl over! See if you can route that intake differently...possible frame modification. Opferman has done a lot with the Big Bore Zebel's. Maybe you can get some ideas from his videos. ua-cam.com/video/hGftJa4u-h4/v-deo.html

  • @ZFX0CA
    @ZFX0CA Рік тому +2

    You guys should meet up with CboysTV!!!!

  • @MrSh4des
    @MrSh4des Рік тому

    Driving that In these conditions is crazy

  • @Szlejer
    @Szlejer Рік тому +12

    Is it a good beginner bike??!! :D

  • @deanthegod5649
    @deanthegod5649 9 місяців тому

    Can't imagine the power band on that that thing holy shit

  • @machinesandthings7121
    @machinesandthings7121 Рік тому +1

    With a snow bike track, I need to see!

  • @danielstobbs7366
    @danielstobbs7366 Рік тому +4

    I'd like to see a 700 twin on a dirtbike. The 700 Polaris that is on lots of late 90s to early 2000's indys.

    • @martycech5844
      @martycech5844 Рік тому +3

      Should be a Special Class to race twins and triples!!!

  • @chadm528
    @chadm528 9 місяців тому

    Loved the torque my zilla had, can't imagine this thing

  • @tf841
    @tf841 Рік тому

    You guys should make a snow bike out of it!

  • @christopherevans4978
    @christopherevans4978 Рік тому

    I went to sleep to this so soothing👍

  • @FreeRideKos
    @FreeRideKos Рік тому +3

    Well... 999lazer has also a 700cc 2 stroke so maybe race them together ???

  • @GreatCornholio69
    @GreatCornholio69 Рік тому

    Kickstarting this bike would result in a self inflicted KO😂😂

  • @veikka7023
    @veikka7023 Рік тому +2

    seuraavaks police getaway videoo

  • @dmanm85
    @dmanm85 Рік тому +1

    Are we just going to skip over the fact that he said "it's almost winter" as there was clearly slabs of ice and snow on the road?😂

  • @gersonjimenez5737
    @gersonjimenez5737 10 місяців тому

    You can hear the grunt on that thing 😱😱😱

  • @patriksturm7493
    @patriksturm7493 Рік тому +1

    Cool, Maico

  • @ChristopherPrisco
    @ChristopherPrisco Місяць тому

    Fun starting🤣 but homeboy gettin' it! Compression ratio?

  • @simonjack8122
    @simonjack8122 Рік тому +3

    Yeah it would be hard to start since the Kickstarts on the wrong side of the bike😂

  • @petrbulva3473
    @petrbulva3473 Рік тому

    It is a sidecar cross engine, but no problem with kick start.

  • @motoroloji
    @motoroloji Рік тому

    Harika aşığım 2 zamanlılara❤

  • @rafa_rds
    @rafa_rds Рік тому

    My guy wheeling in third our forth gear by just reving 1/8 of the accel!

  • @mattjohnson1775
    @mattjohnson1775 7 місяців тому

    Im so glad to see the frame isnt aluminum. Ive never been able to get comfortable no matter what kinds of mods. Amd the 2 stroke is absolutely the icing on the cake. The sound the smell and the feeling of the ride is what exited me and got my blood flowing as a child and still does. Its the only thing on earth that still gives you the same buzz as the 1st time you tried it. Nothing else, no substances or anything can do that. Im super curious. Did you forge that or is it even possible to big bore a 500cc into a 700cc? Im guessing it had to be forged. Im a die hard 2 stroke and ultra comfortable wring my KTM 250SX out and the only thing that broken was the shock. Ive replaced the top end several times just to see what the newest piston was like. But nothing has ever broken on it. Its been the most reliable bike ive ever owned. Im comfortable on a 500cc but not wringing out in 4th comfy. I cant imagine a 700 and l wouldnt even try in the snow. I laughed when you said its almost winter....when theres snow everwhere. It never snows where l live. But that was hilarious.