My father is a civil engineer and he was talking to me about a branch of the company he works for down in Texas adding more lanes to a highway and I popped off when I heard that tbh
45:11 the idea of a godlike being whose mere presence makes hundreds of Mac and cheese boxes manifiest out of thin air staring down a terrified subject of his domain is something that should get turned into a painting
the amount of mac n cheese this god feet's manifesting should be able to make a mac n cheese particle over-compacting propelled rocket if we can ask the god nicely to increase the outputting ratio of the mac n cheese significantly, and stuff him inside a rocket engine like a water hose jetpack but with a god instead of a pump and mac n cheese still in a perfectly cased box instead of water. Also put reggie in there cuz why not. The mac n cheese won't cook itself.
Ah yes, the “I tripped a grenade wire trap and ran outside and waited for it to explode, not realizing that time actually stops inside of buildings when you don’t occupy them. Upon recentering, time begins and again and you die, reloading your entry save, and soft locking yourself”. My favorite
@claytonmontanez2262 that's not being softlocked, that's just losing progress. Softlocking is when the game enters a state where progression is impossible, and a hardlock would be something like your computer catching fire :D
“The level of free will that I didn’t have was akin to demonic possession” will be my defence in court today! Thank you so much Reginald for this wisdom, surely I will be set free upon this world once again.
28:10 "While I could be making millions selling macaroni and cheese and purified water to the masses, I actively prefer making thousands causing the next crack epidemic." Never change Reggie. Never change.
That would be horrifying, imagine running up on a low level raider just for them to launch several tons of metal and flammable material (formerly a car) at you from his salvaged pistol.
I'm convinced this video was started purely as an on-the-spot excuse made to the Government Agents who approached Reggie's home and started asking questions after he looked up Cars (2006) Rule 34 without his Officially Sponsored Nord VPN Kill Switch feature turned on. The fact that we have this beautiful production now is just a nice side-effect of that.
I think the funniest part of this is how the explosions from the exploding cars are somehow bigger than the ones in the "every bullet is a nuke" video.
@Angel_Spektermagik he meant he turned down the sfx of the nuke, because if you explode a nuke in fallout 4, it has a screen effect, and if you explode multiple, it glitches.
@@CubeMakerManJack that’s what I was referring to, but I didn’t realize it was only an sfx and wasn’t affecting the visual intensity of the explosions. Like being able to turn down the render quality of different textures
Something I have noticed across various of Reggie’s videos: he will undergo immense amount of work just to cover up his actual plans that require far less planing than the cover up. That’s dedication
imagine yourself in the shoe of a fed, who would you believe would make more money legally: a hardworking macaroni and cheese box industrialist or some homeless guy in underwears
"I cannot express how jarring it is to get hit by a car, fly through the air for 30 seconds, wake up in a different time zone, and get hit again." I laughed at this way harder than I should've
"I could be making millions selling pasta and purified water to the masses, but i actively prefer making thousands by creating the next crack epidemic." XD Never change, Reggie. Never change.
7:23 TheRussianBadger suffered a similar issue in Fallout: New Vegas, where a Fiend triggered their own grenade trap and he left it frozen in that moment.
Reggie continuing to further corrupt his Fo4 for our entertainment not knowing that todd is coming is perhaps the most entertaining part of this video.
Yeah, it's great making jokes about someone whose friend group is actively encouraging her addiction and will probably get her killed with it. So funny.
The whole "making a bridge to get on top of the museum" was amusing, but you can jump on the vertibird's tail from the church's roof. Less chances of exploding cars that way... Nevermind, 8:50.
Reggie is similiat to my father, appears out of nowhere, gives 20 ~ 50 min of hapiness and disapers. The only diference is reggie is actually my dad, yes thats right reggie you're my father. Go on and pay up the child support
19:40 As someone who lives near Boston, I apologize for your encounter with one of our more demented civilians. We call this particular brand of Bostonian "Southies", and it's lucky you caught this one on his own: They typically move in packs and hunt down poor individuals wearing non-Bostonian sports teams merchandise.
@@elementalt4nickOne of their more demented civilians. They called this particular brand of Bostonian "Southies", and it was lucky reggie had caught this one on its own. They said Southies typically moved in packs and hunted down poor individuals wearing non-Bostonian sports teams merchandise.
Almost 50 mins of car jump scare, I shitted myself at least 5 times from jump scares and pisseted my pants 3 times from laughter. 8/10.7, needs more cars.
Despite being the craziest playthrough I’ve seen, this also seems to be the fullest playthrough I’ve ever seen. I’ve seen more missions in this video than I have in any of my playthroughs; probably because I explore everywhere first and then never actually align with factions
notorious war criminal Preston "another settlement needs our car-fection!" Garvey. Thinking how often i got jumped by a car wreck in vanilla FO4, i admire how you still made it through this automobile apocalypse! Edit: Why not red cars....all could be called "Christine"?
I love this guy. There's so many comments that this guy is probably not going to see this but this guy always makes my day and they need him to post more when I'm depressed. If he does see this I want more shadows of doubt
16:50 and here we can see a wild pack of the majestic automotive vehicular waiting patiently for its prey to step in its trap, oh and comes a poor incredibly blind man lets wait and see what happens
I like how after reportedly "never being seen again" at 42:09 Cait just walks in the room and I choose to interpret his lack of comment as the result of his radioactive brain tumors having overridden his facial recognition capabilities
"my enemies will never know what hit them" Ahh yeah, the enmies will not see a very angry and very spicy Toyota going at speeds that can only be described as "f*ck your molecules and atoms"
“Don’t worry lady, imma fuggin psycho” is a quote that can basically be used to describe my character’s mindset during like, my 12th time playing through ‘Fallout4’
"nah my pc can take that, I don't need nord VPN" two seconds after opening that zip bomb my pc literally caught fire never trusting an email from Reggie again
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ok
Thank you for this wonderful content king 😘🙏
Kiss me pls
Skaven
Yes, more fallout challenges
Imagine thinking you’re about to win a duel and a fucking 2006 Honda civic goes straight through your entire body at 400 mph
A 2006* Honda Civic
no no a 1997 mazda minata as its happy face flies towards you mmm fun
@@braydonross-ed1xy Minata lmao
Average day in Detroit
@@greatgongo3772 miata sorry
The Pulowski Preservation Shelter actually working was the biggest surprise of this video.
Yea but it makes me happy tho
maybe it wasnt meant for nuclear blasts but for flying cars
I mean they mispronounce “nuclear” as “nukular” I never expect them to work in the first place
The fact that anything worked in this video is absolutely bonkers!
@@h5skb4ru41 don't forget that the cars are nuclear powered and produce nuclear blasts when exploding.
Fact: 90% of civil engineers quit one more lane right before solving traffic for real this time guys
Fact: 90% of youtube commenters stop posting unoriginal copypastas right before their favorite youtuber notices them
@@burgertime6372Fun Fact: 99% of people will die of old age before they find out who tf asked
My father is a civil engineer and he was talking to me about a branch of the company he works for down in Texas adding more lanes to a highway and I popped off when I heard that tbh
I had a stroke trying to read that.
@@thegermanfool8953yes me too
As someone who was recently hit by a car not once but twice in his entire life they are in fact ambush predators and they are EVOLVING
Is it coming from a barrel of revolver?
@@HowToChangeName yes
@@HowToChangeName Could be one of those self-driving cars or whatever I've been hearing about.
@@Winslow19no
45:11 the idea of a godlike being whose mere presence makes hundreds of Mac and cheese boxes manifiest out of thin air staring down a terrified subject of his domain is something that should get turned into a painting
Why the fuck did i get 100 likes
Domain Expasion: crack and cheese
I just clicked the number without reading had me laughing my ass off.
the amount of mac n cheese this god feet's manifesting should be able to make a mac n cheese particle over-compacting propelled rocket if we can ask the god nicely to increase the outputting ratio of the mac n cheese significantly, and stuff him inside a rocket engine like a water hose jetpack but with a god instead of a pump and mac n cheese still in a perfectly cased box instead of water.
Also put reggie in there cuz why not. The mac n cheese won't cook itself.
@@phuditjedsadatumsatit7675 mac pack cheese ride
Ah yes, the “I tripped a grenade wire trap and ran outside and waited for it to explode, not realizing that time actually stops inside of buildings when you don’t occupy them. Upon recentering, time begins and again and you die, reloading your entry save, and soft locking yourself”. My favorite
This is by far the most egregiously specific video game consequence that has been experienced by so many unlucky players
@@Blueskiiiiiiya bethesda games are so unique in there jank its almost endearing yet infuriating.
The not so famous russianbadger quote
On my first playhrough I soft locked myself by running out of radaway 30 seconds before death. My last save was made many, many hours before
@claytonmontanez2262 that's not being softlocked, that's just losing progress. Softlocking is when the game enters a state where progression is impossible, and a hardlock would be something like your computer catching fire :D
"75% of the games assets have been replaced by cars."
Sounds like the average Midwestern town
bruh
Sounds like anywhere in America lol
@@birthdayprincess9758just as the founding father intended
Real, I'm from the midwest
@@elmascapo6588the only one of them
“The level of free will that I didn’t have was akin to demonic possession” will be my defence in court today! Thank you so much Reginald for this wisdom, surely I will be set free upon this world once again.
And how did court go? I'll just assume you got a life sentence if you don't respond.
@@elliotgillumI think it’s a life sentence
or an immediate execution by the judge's wooden hammer? Depends. Probably a life sentence though.
@@AverageSavageOfficial what about two
@@WalkerArt-64 prob we still ain’t got an answwr
28:10 "While I could be making millions selling macaroni and cheese and purified water to the masses, I actively prefer making thousands causing the next crack epidemic." Never change Reggie. Never change.
"Actually maybe he coul- *ack* "
Fluu: "Never... Change."
24:55 Of course Reggie is using the "torture bikes" from the Vault DLC as his primary power supply, I should have seen that coming from the start! 😂
*I was in a wreck less than a month ago. I nearly died and i now have a lingering fear of cars*
*great video*
Didn't expect my favorite dst UA-camr to be here
Sure but how does this work with the moon theory?
Damn dude hope you were ok
@@caydenrowe9115 oh no. I'm completely fine now physically. I only had some cuts and bruises from the crash
That would be horrifying, imagine running up on a low level raider just for them to launch several tons of metal and flammable material (formerly a car) at you from his salvaged pistol.
Is that weird sounds like a normal friday
🤓🤓
@@devinkurant735 🤡🤡
Sounds like the typical vehicular accident
Average Obama enjoyer be like
Next Reggie video:
“Fallout 4 but EVERY dialog option is death”
Or “fallout 4 but EVERYONE is a feral ghoal”.
*I say something logical*
The person in front of me: *RACIST*
*immediately spawns a fatman out of nowhere*
*respawns*
Fallout 4 but everyone is the crash man
Fallout 4 but everyone is a deathclaw
Fallout 4 but all of the enemies were designed and placed in the map by Bethesda games. Might be the most cursed challenge to date
12:05 - 12:36
This section was just a Looney Tunes Wile E. Coyote skit and the laugh I made was hearty as hell
Tree snipe lol
Pair this with the “every gun shoots mini nukes” mod for ultimate chaos and unplayability.
i remember that vid
I'm convinced this video was started purely as an on-the-spot excuse made to the Government Agents who approached Reggie's home and started asking questions after he looked up Cars (2006) Rule 34 without his Officially Sponsored Nord VPN Kill Switch feature turned on.
The fact that we have this beautiful production now is just a nice side-effect of that.
I think the funniest part of this is how the explosions from the exploding cars are somehow bigger than the ones in the "every bullet is a nuke" video.
In the nukes' defense; every car is also a nuke in Fallout.
In the nuke video, he said turned down settings for the explosions
@Angel_Spektermagik he meant he turned down the sfx of the nuke, because if you explode a nuke in fallout 4, it has a screen effect, and if you explode multiple, it glitches.
@@CubeMakerManJack that’s what I was referring to, but I didn’t realize it was only an sfx and wasn’t affecting the visual intensity of the explosions. Like being able to turn down the render quality of different textures
"Don't worry lady, I'm a fucking psycho"
Goes unexpectedly hard
Somehow, my favorite part was mostly-naked Nate sitting at the noodle shop crapping out a mountain of mac-'n-cheese boxes (45:05).
“If we let our lives be governed by fear, then truly terroriest have won” -Reggie
That is such a banger of a line lol
Saw this right as it played lol
Sometimes I sit at night and wonder how Reggie gets these ideas and what medication he takes to get such ideas.
That's the thing, it's the medication he doesn't take that he gets these ideas.
@@NetAnoni rarely like comments, much less replies, but this made me giggle
@@NetAnon his schizo meds wearing off is where he gets the ideas from
Whatever Max0r does to edit his videos
If you can't afford SSRIs, you can just constantly take too much benadryl and forget you're a person. Works like a charm.
"They're not even entitled to the sweat of their brow, because that belongs to the desalination plant,"
And my sides belong in a ditch.
Youre not entitled to put those in a ditch here in reggie society who do you think you are >:(
@@everythingsalright1121nuh uh
@@everythingsalright1121I keep mine in the broken stove.
"My wife still looks tired, so I let her sleep in."
That's...weirdly wholesome for you, Reggie.
He wanted to get away
8:55 Think again lol
This video about cars dominanting the wasteland ecosystem quickly became a demonstration video on settler torture and i wasnt ready for it
24:03 I have NEVER had a laugh outburst like that before. Look at Mama Murphy tear that up! 😂
She could make money for that
The entire settlement section had me laughing and cramping my sides
42:11 Saying "Thanks alot Virgil" to Sturges makes me believe the glowing sea has caused some damage to your brain
I think he was being passive aggressive to Virgil for making him do all of that just to walk through the sewer pipes
The biggest mystery is how his game isn't crashing every 2 seconds.
It's a weird way to flex PC capabilities, but it checks out.
This game is built strong to last
I want to know how many times his saved files got corrupted 🧐
It Just Works
Something I have noticed across various of Reggie’s videos: he will undergo immense amount of work just to cover up his actual plans that require far less planing than the cover up. That’s dedication
imagine yourself in the shoe of a fed, who would you believe would make more money legally: a hardworking macaroni and cheese box industrialist or some homeless guy in underwears
@@yourpalpalmetto979 yes but where is the fun in it?
"I cannot express how jarring it is to get hit by a car, fly through the air for 30 seconds, wake up in a different time zone, and get hit again." I laughed at this way harder than I should've
45:50 Just when you think Reggie has a redemption arc he just rolls right back around to genocide lol
"I could be making millions selling pasta and purified water to the masses, but i actively prefer making thousands by creating the next crack epidemic." XD Never change, Reggie. Never change.
Ronald Regan?
George W was heas of CIA...
Notorious War Criminal, Preston CARvey
Preston Krrvy. man can't pronounce Car.
And his sidekick, Trashcan CARla.
Ok bud, prison time for you
15:52
Stand User: Piper
Stand: Fuck You Car
Perfection
Cer
Get addicted to drugs
Make mac and cheese
Find were the cars are coming from and destroy it
Cook the mac and cheese
The number of times and the way he says "cars" makes me very happy.
7:23 TheRussianBadger suffered a similar issue in Fallout: New Vegas, where a Fiend triggered their own grenade trap and he left it frozen in that moment.
Considering how bad traffic is in a lot of places, this is probably more of a realistic portrayal of a post-apocalyptic event.
Reggie continuing to further corrupt his Fo4 for our entertainment not knowing that todd is coming is perhaps the most entertaining part of this video.
*Sigh* I had that pfp on Xbox, got API banned every time.
@@stillastyman8612 damn microsoft just hates fun huh
Just like ubisoft and current years hated company's that will date these comments by ten years after ten years.
I'm coming for Reggie too (No Diddy)
43:10 how every Reggie video ends, and too be honest, I wouldn’t want it any other way
13:05 that mortal kombat edit was CLEAN
Car apocalypse in a nutshell:
"industrial revolution & its consequences have been a disaster for the human race"
why are you here
29:46 putting minx there is absolutely genius lmao
She really is the IRL version of cait, with the alcoholism and everything
@@hedmeddig but without the PCP addiction... maybe
Yeah, it's great making jokes about someone whose friend group is actively encouraging her addiction and will probably get her killed with it.
So funny.
@@TimedRevolver she’s just Irish, it’s not that deep
@@jamby01 No, it really is. She's in a pretty bad way.
It's not gonna end well for her without some major intervention and help.
he has so much Mitten Squad energy and it makes me sad and happy
He's like if Paul was chaotic evil instead of chaotic neutral
I miss Paul. He inspired me to start playing fallout
May mitten rest easy.
Honestly yeah it's why I watch him
RIP Paul
The whole "making a bridge to get on top of the museum" was amusing, but you can jump on the vertibird's tail from the church's roof. Less chances of exploding cars that way...
Nevermind, 8:50.
38:21 no, that’s like hiring a heart surgeon to fix your sink.
Congratulations now you know the basics of CQC.
(Close Quarters Carbomb)
Ireland approves
Just ask the irish republican army to learn advanced CQC
Damn, and I thought everything shoots nukes was the wildest Reggie could get.
Its Reggie, he's basically the lord of Florida men.
The Nikke background music caught me off guard I love the concept and execution of this vid. Perfectly planned thanks Reginald
Thought I was crazy when I heard it in the background
A man of culture
Oh dang, where? I noticed the Blue Archive music near the start of the ad read, Reginald has good taste it seems.
@@denseaf1582around 13:54 is when lucky night starts playing there was another near the start of the video 👍
cant let gang know I recognize nikke bgm
45:14 somehow this looks like it's from a painting...The God of Mac and Cheese
"Your infant son? it's too late for him i'm afraid" (freaking made me die laughing-)
Reggie is similiat to my father, appears out of nowhere, gives 20 ~ 50 min of hapiness and disapers.
The only diference is reggie is actually my dad, yes thats right reggie you're my father. Go on and pay up the child support
19:40
As someone who lives near Boston, I apologize for your encounter with one of our more demented civilians. We call this particular brand of Bostonian "Southies", and it's lucky you caught this one on his own: They typically move in packs and hunt down poor individuals wearing non-Bostonian sports teams merchandise.
What the fuck is happening in Boston
@@elementalt4nickOne of their more demented civilians. They called this particular brand of Bostonian "Southies", and it was lucky reggie had caught this one on its own. They said Southies typically moved in packs and hunted down poor individuals wearing non-Bostonian sports teams merchandise.
29:52 that minx bit is hilarious 💀
Dude the Nile red jumpscare made me shit myself 13:40 ish
I was surprised there weren’t more comments about these! They both had me cackling but the minx one hit me from left field fs!
Almost 50 mins of car jump scare, I shitted myself at least 5 times from jump scares and pisseted my pants 3 times from laughter. 8/10.7, needs more cars.
Despite being the craziest playthrough I’ve seen, this also seems to be the fullest playthrough I’ve ever seen. I’ve seen more missions in this video than I have in any of my playthroughs; probably because I explore everywhere first and then never actually align with factions
7:41 That subtle subtle PewDiePie bridge reference was smooth lmao 😂
Fallout: carmagedon mod
Thank you
Hello Procrastinators!
truly the worst fate to befall a human being: becoming slavic
I miss you …
@@therealadamfriedlandI miss you …
Erm! What the Spreitzer!
Becoming british (bad cuisine) or dutch (they do blackface) is worse
Or French
I just love the line: "A building, which could not for the life of it, stop exploding".
I cannot remember the last time I laughed this much at a video. Utterly unhinged, well fucking done, Reggie.
I like how he admits that he could just be selling the Mac and cheese, and water to be wealthy, it's that he choose to be drug lord instead
Man actively chose to cause problems
8:34 "... and be forever entombed in your own personal sarcophagus."
More like CAR-cophagus, amirite? Eh???
[Awkwardly backs out of the room]
Ehh, you made me have a good laugh.
i prefer sarCARphagus
I was thrown for a bit of a loop at 39:47 when my right monitor's wallpaper was staring at me from a youtube video. Amazing work as ever, Reggie.
reggie, it only took you a minute and sixteen seconds to make me belly laugh.
its the mod that turns bullets into Broncos, TVs into Toyotas, shelves into sedans, libraries into American Highways, and said highways into WMDs.
Im undergoing facial reconstruction to become Igor Bogdinof
I'm a Gaddafi-maxxer but nonetheless I wish you luck in your endeavor.
I think I am now terminally afraid of car jump scares, 10:06 got me way more than it should've
That is some timestamp fun moment man
WARNING: May be 3 spoopy 5 you.
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34:20 Reggie is "Green"
Fauna sweep!🎉
notorious war criminal Preston "another settlement needs our car-fection!" Garvey.
Thinking how often i got jumped by a car wreck in vanilla FO4, i admire how you still made it through this automobile apocalypse!
Edit: Why not red cars....all could be called "Christine"?
God: how did you die
me: flying cars ambushed me
God: what the FU-
34:20 Daily reminder that Reggie is a devoted Sapling, as all good little boys and girls should be.
I was pleasantly surprised to see this, god bless.
Man
I
Love
Fauna
Ah Reggie being a sapling explains a lot. Now I’m not concerned about his psychopathic laced schizophrenic tendencies. Now I know he’s one of us!
Based
Most Sane Sapling
“75% of the games assets have been replaced as kers”
Bro got a wild accent, forgot about that
I'm fairly sure he's Canadian.
21:45, wait those aren't cars!
I wont lie, this video had me Giggling like a Madman the whole way through. Beautiful work, Ive never been this happy with a youtube reccomendation!
Next video, "Fallout 4, But EVERYTHING is Blamco Mac & Cheese"
We need that 😂
I love this guy. There's so many comments that this guy is probably not going to see this but this guy always makes my day and they need him to post more when I'm depressed. If he does see this I want more shadows of doubt
If someone tried to hack Reggie, they'll end up clawing their own eyes out. Reggie is too powerful...
34:19 fauna spotted
Just imagine a car flying over a car carrier about to drop cars to destroy all of your cars
16:50
and here we can see a wild pack of the majestic automotive vehicular waiting patiently for its prey to step in its trap, oh and comes a poor incredibly blind man lets wait and see what happens
I like how after reportedly "never being seen again" at 42:09 Cait just walks in the room and I choose to interpret his lack of comment as the result of his radioactive brain tumors having overridden his facial recognition capabilities
2:44 is where the game starts
True hero.
That was a very thoughtful gift for the children of atom, after all being bathed in nuclear fire is exactly what they pray for not kidding lmao
"my enemies will never know what hit them"
Ahh yeah, the enmies will not see a very angry and very spicy Toyota going at speeds that can only be described as "f*ck your molecules and atoms"
Jigsaw: I want to play a drinking game,
Take a drink every time the man says the word “car”.
We making it outta the Ford Dealership with this one 🗣💀🔥🔥🔥
Gives a whole new meaning to AUTOmatic weapons
Under-rated comment.
PC:"Hey bud, it's getting pretty hot in here"
“Don’t worry lady, imma fuggin psycho” is a quote that can basically be used to describe my character’s mindset during like, my 12th time playing through ‘Fallout4’
35:05 Astolfo spotted
My family probably think I'm insane because I haven't laughed this hard in a long time
If not for you Reggie I wouldn't be alive today, thank you for making these you-tube videos and making depressed people happy.
You Good
@@blupikmin Mother died and other bad events. Thought about Scide but this video made me realize there's some joy to be had during bad times
i wish things start going smoother for you, after all this you deserve some peace, stay strong king
@@kagnetix6674 best wishes with you brother
@kagnetix6674 Praying for u man, stay safe out there ❤
45:45 The helldivers theme killed me
I live for Kellogg’s ✨gooning chamber✨
Everything is replaced by "kerrs". Got it!
"nah my pc can take that, I don't need nord VPN" two seconds after opening that zip bomb my pc literally caught fire never trusting an email from Reggie again
Todd is proud of you Reggie
45:00 This made me laugh like a hyena. I'm not overexaggerating, if you look up what a hyena sounds like, itd be like you're sitting right next to me
From 30:40 to 31:10 - pure comedy gold. The cars exploding in rythm with the music, the setup ... Man I laughed.