What The Hell Happened This Week? - Week of 6/27/2022 | The Daily Show

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  • SCOTUS overturns Roe v. Wade and guts the EPA, Cassidy Hutchinson drops bombshells in a surprise January 6th hearing, and R. Kelly and Ghislaine Maxwell get prison sentences. Here’s what happened this week. #DailyShow #Comedy #trevornoah
    00:03 Roe v. Wade Overturned
    13:02 Giuliani's Slap Drama & Cassidy Hutchinson's January 6th Bombshells
    25:11 Sweden and Finland Join NATO, Abortion Data Traps, & Medieval Times Unionizes
    40:09 R. Kelly & Ghislaine Maxwell Sentenced & SCOTUS Guts EPA
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  • @misssaydee1496
    @misssaydee1496 Рік тому +1563

    My toxic trait is getting serious news from comedians and laughing so that I don't get an aneurysm and die 🙃

  • @sharonavictoria7155
    @sharonavictoria7155 Рік тому +128

    It's said " If men could get pregnant there would be an abortion clinic on every corner "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @hgservices5572
      @hgservices5572 Рік тому

      Dems believe not only can men get pregnant , they can have periods - groomers are demented so men having babies is already here 🙄

    • @cathyking4625
      @cathyking4625 Рік тому +3

      Agree

    • @AC-Ma
      @AC-Ma Рік тому +4

      Drive through abortion as common as McDonald’s lol

  • @BubblesMcGhee
    @BubblesMcGhee Рік тому +206

    I hate that I laugh when our country is falling apart. When it’s presented in this way, I feel less anxious and stabby. Thank you Trevor!

    • @guillermoperalta6659
      @guillermoperalta6659 Рік тому

      Think that is bad, you guys pollute the air more than anyone, have more weapons than anyone and produce more garbage than anyone. You guys are destroying more than your country.

    • @jonathanngo7452
      @jonathanngo7452 Рік тому +8

      It's truly the only way I can tolerate the news nowadays..

    • @LoveyourzAF
      @LoveyourzAF Рік тому +4

      Not stabby🤣 lol but I feel you

    • @hgservices5572
      @hgservices5572 Рік тому +5

      That’s because you lead a very cozy life compared to those whose countries are actually falling apart - laugh
      Just vote better next time

    • @theresasutton6311
      @theresasutton6311 Рік тому +3

      Go girl I agree

  • @gladfam8967
    @gladfam8967 Рік тому +152

    Why do we allow these judges to have life long terms???? That is what needs to change NOW!

    • @ericjohnson6665
      @ericjohnson6665 Рік тому +4

      Oh, there are a ton of things that need to change, that one is not likely to be one of them, although I sympathize with the sentiment.

    • @fjblgb8060
      @fjblgb8060 Рік тому +3

      You wouldn’t talk like that if it was majority dems. 🤦🏻‍♂️🇺🇸It’s not going anywhere get used to it. Oh also in November and 2024 will things will change. I guess you children groomers will have to make your own country.🇺🇸

    • @gregory8964
      @gregory8964 Рік тому

      @@fjblgb8060 democrats and republicans trash their just “parties” to divide the people and manipulate them things should change regardless of whose in power

    • @jodeeshrock7847
      @jodeeshrock7847 Рік тому

      Thank

    • @hgservices5572
      @hgservices5572 Рік тому +1

      Just like a little child , lose the game change the rules . Sit down

  • @idorski9979
    @idorski9979 Рік тому +90

    Bret Kavanaugh lying about Roe vs
    Wade proves that he was also lying about attacking Christine Ford.

    • @pinkrose5796
      @pinkrose5796 Рік тому

      That was obvious during the hearings. He acted unhinged, emotionally charged, FBI was extremely limited as I what they could investigate and the 4000 complaints that they couldn't investigate due to trump!

    • @WizInsight108
      @WizInsight108 Рік тому

      Kavanaugh gives me the vibe that he is a very mean, nasty, and vengeful man.

    • @accuratealloys
      @accuratealloys Рік тому +10

      I agree.

    • @pdoggo64
      @pdoggo64 Рік тому

      His testimony was largely lies....boofing is farting??

    • @hgservices5572
      @hgservices5572 Рік тому

      Choke on it , cry the tears of a milllion unborn murdered babies over it

  • @MrKeychange
    @MrKeychange Рік тому +536

    If the judges lied to get the job, they should be removed, no? The rest of us would be fired if we lied in a job interview about something important related to the work.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs Рік тому +56

      That means things like "ethics" and "standards" would apply to them then, wouldn't it?
      It also means the people that appointed them would have to admit they were lied to, and also made a mistake? Can't have that happen either.

    • @AD-jq7ow
      @AD-jq7ow Рік тому +74

      First of all i think it's very antidemocratic to get that much power for life...
      The position of supreme court judge shouldn't be a lifetime one

    • @rmm3803
      @rmm3803 Рік тому +9

      Life tenure once appointed...

    • @hitlermontoya2625
      @hitlermontoya2625 Рік тому +34

      And maybe they could leave their religious beliefs at the doorstep to court.

    • @proudgrannyjoanfleming8860
      @proudgrannyjoanfleming8860 Рік тому

      Louie Gohmert “If you’re a Republican, you can’t even lie to Congress or lie to an FBI agent or they’re coming after you,”
      so....these Court judges should be gone after

  • @amyofthewood2578
    @amyofthewood2578 Рік тому +29

    Highly impressed by Trevor's 'underwater burbling' impression 😂👏🏻

  • @DavidMcFarner
    @DavidMcFarner Рік тому +151

    Trevor is FANTASTIC. What a gem of a human being. Jon Stewart’s rightful heir.

  • @blancheknox4171
    @blancheknox4171 Рік тому +256

    Grateful for our comedians during these last few years who were the saving grace of our sanity.

    • @holeshothunter5544
      @holeshothunter5544 Рік тому +2

      What makes you think anyone is still sane??

    • @paulasellers6511
      @paulasellers6511 Рік тому +1

      Yes indeed! That's why I stopped scrolling through some of trump videos to get some comedy relief

    • @paulasellers6511
      @paulasellers6511 Рік тому

      Ohh ok.not funny turning into a communist country.. coming.... because of Trump and the Koch brothers judges.

    • @AC-Ma
      @AC-Ma Рік тому +1

      Unbiased and Informed comedians. Not the lot of them.

    • @fadillangston9797
      @fadillangston9797 Рік тому

      Not really.

  • @heintz256
    @heintz256 Рік тому +85

    Trevor and Stephen are the only way i've been staying sane lately.

  • @jenn_willey
    @jenn_willey Рік тому +179

    Incredibly depressing that we are here - but I appreciated this commentary very much. Thanks for making me laugh when all I want to do is cry

    • @bobbobberson5627
      @bobbobberson5627 Рік тому

      Enjoy that major L.

    • @commiekillahjay2525
      @commiekillahjay2525 Рік тому

      Go to your cry closet and dont come out.

    • @anonymousperson7889
      @anonymousperson7889 Рік тому

      Why do you want to cry? We have some of the most open abortion laws in the world. Roe V. Wade doesn't ban abortion at all, it gives the states the power to make the decision. Not to mention you can easily keep yourself from getting pregnant or getting someone pregnant all on your own.

    • @GraemeBT
      @GraemeBT Рік тому

      Keep fighting.

    • @bobbobberson5627
      @bobbobberson5627 Рік тому

      lol

  • @emmavrijburg6676
    @emmavrijburg6676 Рік тому +370

    As a non American.. i dont understand why judges on a "surpreme" court have such obvious political views. Like.. shouldnt judges be as impartial as possible?

    • @stinkyjoe4720
      @stinkyjoe4720 Рік тому +58

      we don't understand it either

    • @dreamwavedave
      @dreamwavedave Рік тому

      Probably because SCJ’s are appointed by the President and voted on by Senate.

    • @maxanderson9293
      @maxanderson9293 Рік тому

      They are appointed by politicians, that already tainted their views.

    • @johnwaters7847
      @johnwaters7847 Рік тому

      They are impartial. Just that you can't see it because people are so used to get what they want just because they wanted too.
      Abortion is a practice that damage woman and kills life, this is preventable but it seems people prefer killing children than to use alternative to contraception.
      If we say abortion is ok, what moral do we have to judge when genocides are commited??
      None. Right
      So this is why the ruling was perfect

    • @emmavrijburg6676
      @emmavrijburg6676 Рік тому +24

      @@johnwaters7847 obviously i disagree with your views but i'm not getting into that today since we won't agree anyway. Moreover, our views on abortion are besides my point. My point is that these judges are appointed by politicians with an agenda and whenever a new one is added to the court, the first thing the media tells about them is what their political views are and that those are why they are appointed

  • @trishhobbsphillips3164
    @trishhobbsphillips3164 Рік тому +167

    Trevor Noah is a true genius of humor. His description of the Democrats’ response to these perilous times is spot on (and so funny, in a “laughter of the condemned” kinda way).

    • @bobbobberson5627
      @bobbobberson5627 Рік тому +8

      Most women agree. That Trevor is a comedic genius. Women historically are terrific arbiters one comedy.

    • @tammyforbes2101
      @tammyforbes2101 Рік тому

      He isn’t as smart as he thinks he is though! Funny yes, know everything nope he doesn’t. He is just another stooge for the left ignoring facts and selling the same old liberal BS!

    • @keysersoze4658
      @keysersoze4658 Рік тому

      @Phi Hong reported

  • @celiagraham5920
    @celiagraham5920 Рік тому +180

    Remember when Hillary called these people “deplorables”? She was being too kind.

  • @Findergoseb
    @Findergoseb Рік тому +157

    These are some crazy times, but we are blessed to have Trevor come in our homes and bring hope and joy with his amazing charisma and personality.

  • @VernosiaM
    @VernosiaM Рік тому +91

    Oh man Trevor is Funny but did anyone else bust out laughing when the reporter from Newsmax had to almost bite his lip from laughing when Rudy was talking about the lady who "had " to rub his back because of how *hard* he was hit? hahaha

  • @retro9173
    @retro9173 Рік тому +52

    Trevor Noah never disappoints, I needed that dose of laughter .. lol

    • @retro9173
      @retro9173 Рік тому

      @Anthony Puzyn Oh behave ..

    • @oilyoily2959
      @oilyoily2959 Рік тому +3

      Yes, I've watched this episode more than once just to laugh even though he speaks of serious topics.

    • @keysersoze4658
      @keysersoze4658 Рік тому

      @Hai Voai reported

  • @rageanime7027
    @rageanime7027 Рік тому +210

    I swear people are gonna start dealing abortion pills

  • @alismoran777
    @alismoran777 Рік тому +19

    I love his humor! And the way he switches from empathy to humor constantly is refreshing.

  • @tatj83
    @tatj83 Рік тому +24

    Wait, if I lied on my application for a job, wouldn't I be fired after my employer found out the truth?

  • @annabellarenninger7142
    @annabellarenninger7142 Рік тому +38

    Trevor is hysterical. Won’t miss a show

  • @Brandon-ml2zw
    @Brandon-ml2zw Рік тому +166

    Allowing people that are too old to have kids decide what people who aren’t should do. Yeah, that worked out well.

    • @LA.raza.unida.partido
      @LA.raza.unida.partido Рік тому

      That's what the baby murderers always say

    • @linksbetweendrinks7032
      @linksbetweendrinks7032 Рік тому

      Fact is that abortion has to be illegal. How else are we going to replace all of those children that are gunned down?

    • @ebonydeans4801
      @ebonydeans4801 Рік тому

      I don't think the problem is old people. A truly inclusive society listens to all its members. With age CAN come wisdom. Globally, politicians lack integrity. They are CIVIL SERVANTS many of whom have financial means above and beyond the people they serve.
      We, the people, who give them power need to demand more of them, interity/ kowledge/ rationlity/ humility regardless of age.

    • @sirphineasluciusambercromb9114
      @sirphineasluciusambercromb9114 Рік тому +3

      On behalf of Gen X, we resemble that remark

    • @takenyabolton3652
      @takenyabolton3652 Рік тому +14

      Or for people who don't want kids, will have health issues if pregnant, can't afford kids, have genetics they don't want passed down, etc.

  • @pamelaowen7440
    @pamelaowen7440 Рік тому +43

    I would shake the man’s hand that slapped “Scumbag” Guiliani’s back, and say thank you!

  • @MrAlito27
    @MrAlito27 Рік тому +23

    Yes!! Finally!! 💪🏻😎
    I'll Explain, Steven Colbert has the "mologue", Seth Mayers has the "closer look" and now Trevor has a Top Stories.
    Now I can see all 3 to catch up in all the news without leaving anything out and without getting bored. 👏

  • @Arsenic71
    @Arsenic71 Рік тому +180

    USA, the only country that can actually travel back in time.

    • @elibnem4126
      @elibnem4126 Рік тому +9

      Stay tuned,much more madness to come

    • @robertpeterson2325
      @robertpeterson2325 Рік тому

      @@elibnem4126 yes from the demoncrats and rhinos

    • @bobbobberson5627
      @bobbobberson5627 Рік тому +1

      Deus vult.

    • @Max1990Power
      @Max1990Power Рік тому +3

      Yeah turning back the clock 200 years:/

    • @karmag4244
      @karmag4244 Рік тому +4

      But insist on being called the best country in the world…. I’m embarrassed for them.

  • @maureensurdez7841
    @maureensurdez7841 Рік тому +43

    complements to the writers of this bit. Well delivered Mr. Trevor.

  • @karengiorella2690
    @karengiorella2690 Рік тому +31

    I just love the Clarence Thomas spot. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Ty for making the news less horrifying. You're the best , Trevor Noah!

  • @garthrockcastle8488
    @garthrockcastle8488 Рік тому +10

    Trevor, I've always appreciated and enjoyed your humor! BUT this epidsode is off the charts! One of the best yet! You are a humor genius!!

  • @hcrobin
    @hcrobin Рік тому +317

    Interesting that the SC gutted the EPA less than a week after overturning Roe. I guess all those new babies don’t need clean air in their fragile little lungs to breathe 😒

    • @kikidapiki344
      @kikidapiki344 Рік тому

      Yes, and are they going to gut the FDA too.. so we can all be uncertain about the safety of foods we eat in the US?

    • @beverlymckinney7175
      @beverlymckinney7175 Рік тому +3

      Gutted - To reduce or destroy the effectiveness of: A stipulation added at the last minute gutted the ordinance. adj.Slang.
      1/
      The problem, from the point of view of those who want the EPA to cut emissions, is that in most cases they are less efficient and more expensive in a political and regulatory environment where every second counts.
      2/
      Dena Adler, a research scholar at New York University’s Institute for Policy Integrity, told The Hill in an email.
      But she and other sources agreed there are important limitations now for the EPA that weren’t there before.

    • @stephansteohanlarsen7457
      @stephansteohanlarsen7457 Рік тому +6

      One planet One people One destiny praises blessings Tucson Arizona Sonoran desert 🏜️🌛🇺🇲🌜🇿🇦🇮🇱🌵🍌🇪🇹🇸🇪🏠🍻🐊🍯🐖🥧♑🌍🇬🇧🍺🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄

    • @kasondaleigh
      @kasondaleigh Рік тому +3

      Spot on! 😂

    • @thynysan
      @thynysan Рік тому +2

      It's SC. What do you expect?

  • @juliamckenzie4510
    @juliamckenzie4510 Рік тому +105

    Have you noticed no one talks about the leaker anymore now that they figured out it was a Republican...

    • @ELIZASWORLDD
      @ELIZASWORLDD Рік тому +5

      What leaker?

    • @NotAGamer685
      @NotAGamer685 Рік тому

      @@ELIZASWORLDD I'm assuming the person that leaked the Supreme Court decision to overturn roe is who they are talking about

    • @keysersoze4658
      @keysersoze4658 Рік тому +3

      @Phi Hong reported

  • @clarencegoddard6527
    @clarencegoddard6527 Рік тому +8

    Life begins at the first unassisted breath.

    • @LA.raza.unida.partido
      @LA.raza.unida.partido Рік тому

      That racist Democrat president Joe Biden tried to tell a black man that he ain't black
      Then he appointed a black woman to the supreme Court who couldn't explain what a woman is
      That same party acts as the authority of when a baby is a baby, and when a baby isn't a baby
      That's how ridiculous you sound

  • @sheripatterson8112
    @sheripatterson8112 Рік тому +7

    My Goodness Trevor is so dang funny!! But he gives all the news with his hysterical twist..love him.❤ my mom is 80 and watches him everyday cracking up.

  • @augustoliver2779
    @augustoliver2779 Рік тому +50

    I think we need to focus on quality free education for all as well as quality and free healthcare for all.

  • @kathydowning3141
    @kathydowning3141 Рік тому +18

    At 16:13, the announcer is laughing out loud at Giuliani. At 16:15, the announcer is still smiling but trying to hide it. At 16:17, the announcer is managing to reestablish some version of a poker face. Even the announcer couldn’t believe he was saying this. SMH

  • @princesshemen9414
    @princesshemen9414 Рік тому +96

    I am from a so called "developing country" and our politicians aren't as crazy as Trump. The guy is actually insane

    • @xxmaryjane7897
      @xxmaryjane7897 Рік тому +4

      Hello, from Portland, Oregon! 🙂🖤

    • @greatbear1092
      @greatbear1092 Рік тому +3

      Yep.

    • @jimbecarroll5780
      @jimbecarroll5780 Рік тому +1

      how come No one who SHOULD SEE this Can't ?

    • @warrenstringham415
      @warrenstringham415 Рік тому +1

      is the ole vax daddy trump still a potus? What happened to joke biden?

    • @KertaDrake
      @KertaDrake Рік тому +4

      Trump was bad enough that North Korea was dunking on the USA. THAT is insane.

  • @nerdlovah9476
    @nerdlovah9476 Рік тому +40

    I don't need reparations, I want an airplane ticket and legal entry to any country that'll have me. This country's gone crazy.

    • @bobbobberson5627
      @bobbobberson5627 Рік тому

      Bye

    • @robertmarley8852
      @robertmarley8852 Рік тому +6

      Don't leave yet u go e miss all the fun

    • @nerdlovah9476
      @nerdlovah9476 Рік тому +3

      @@robertmarley8852 lol

    • @brendam8572
      @brendam8572 Рік тому

      You can go to Russia with that basketball chick Im sure she'll appreciate the company hahaha

    • @samprada9298
      @samprada9298 Рік тому

      Come to Sweden 😌 our government is not unproblematic, the seasons might make you depressed (decent access to health care though, free abortion rights too) and I had shootings two nights in a row outside last week but other than that it's really nice. Honestly my neighbourhood is beautiful
      Edit: lol when I wrote he just mentioned Sweden haha, he should've taken a jab at us for the whole "neutral" status.. we been selling weapons to all corners of the planet for years

  • @user-ep1tg8jr6o
    @user-ep1tg8jr6o Рік тому +104

    I don't exactly come from a first world country, but best believe if our supreme court did this , there'll be a civil war no less

    • @MrKeychange
      @MrKeychange Рік тому +33

      It sounds like your country is more first world than ours

    • @ledwysdelgado7304
      @ledwysdelgado7304 Рік тому

      Give it time, it's coming. It'll probably be called people versus religion civil war.

    • @paessensdanny9443
      @paessensdanny9443 Рік тому

      The us is third class country

    • @elibnem4126
      @elibnem4126 Рік тому +1

      Seems to me the USA isn't going to be happy until we can get ourselves into another civil war.
      Having 2 sides to every issue and no middle ground,where else does it lead?

    • @voy6375
      @voy6375 Рік тому +10

      I think why America has only had one civil war is because it’s more adapted to these “ temper-tantrums” because it seems like we have alot.

  • @SensationalBanana
    @SensationalBanana Рік тому +4

    You, Seth Meyers and Stephen Colbert have been the saviours of my sanity since 2016.

  • @kpokpojiji
    @kpokpojiji Рік тому +98

    AOC showed true leadership: she outlined concrete ways to help women in need of reproductive healthcare or abortions. Crickets from Schumer, etc.

    • @kasondaleigh
      @kasondaleigh Рік тому +20

      I would like to see AOC as our President.

    • @micronut6082
      @micronut6082 Рік тому

      @@kasondaleigh You got a better chance of getting bit by a shark

    • @mtnlady4762
      @mtnlady4762 Рік тому +6

      @@kasondaleigh AOC will soon turn 35, the legal age to run. Wonder if she will hear our pleas for her to run for President?!

    • @jpkjnn6733
      @jpkjnn6733 Рік тому

      Chuck Schumer is nearly as culpable as McConnell. He had done NOTHING while McConnell has completely reformed the supreme court and the federal judiciary under presidents that won with a MINORITY of the popular vote. Nothing will change with him in a leadership role.

    • @eddielacrosse2
      @eddielacrosse2 Рік тому +1

      Abortion is not reproductive health care.

  • @Paisley2U
    @Paisley2U Рік тому +7

    Love you Trevor! Only you can make me chuckle for a moment despite such serious news.

  • @musicauthority3516
    @musicauthority3516 Рік тому +31

    These are some crazy time's we live in. and it's AWESOME that we have Trevor Noah. to allow us to forget about these horrible things that are happening. and making us laugh if at least for a little while I appreciate him giving us these little breaks from reality. and I like his philosophy he's fantastic.

  • @landismcgauhey7217
    @landismcgauhey7217 Рік тому +5

    Banning *contraceptives*?!? What would that even look like? Nuts!

  • @b-ladyfisherfree4073
    @b-ladyfisherfree4073 Рік тому +2

    Hey Trevor - I wish you had some dramatic music playing during Ms. Hutchinson's testimony about POTUS throwing his lunch at the wall. The way Ms. Hutchinson gives this testimony is like a satirical drama. LOL

  • @KENICUSONE
    @KENICUSONE Рік тому +117

    The Problem is that any law now proposed will be challenged by anti-abortion States in the Supreme Court and the Court will side with them.

  • @chrismazz75
    @chrismazz75 Рік тому +164

    I personally wouldn’t have an abortion, but I still think everyone has the right to make their own choice.. but since this is a religious issue, let’s also consider adultery and fornication and see how the individuals making the decisions measure up.

    • @countfloydschillerhorrorth2090
      @countfloydschillerhorrorth2090 Рік тому +4

      Killing unborn babies isn't a religious issue. It is a issue that basically all Religious groups find to be abhorrence . So basically it's islamaphobia to say they don't have a right to not approve. (which is fine as long as you know what you are saying and aren't a hypocrite about it)

    • @tramperlean8502
      @tramperlean8502 Рік тому +7

      @@countfloydschillerhorrorth2090 wdym with “they don’t have a right to not approve”?

    • @brianmcdonough976
      @brianmcdonough976 Рік тому

      "Unborn babies"? Who decides that particular use of words? It's insane and inhuman to state or allow ANYONE in the United States of America to dominate or CONTROL what someone does with THEIR own body! Privacy, self determination and personal responsibility of one's own time on this planet can never be controlled by a government or anyone,period. Controlling women's(female) reproductive RIGHTS? That's not "freedom" and that's certainly not" choice" however, it IS evil in it's most purest form when a government is willing to enslave for one moment, let alone nine months an individual's self determination. Women's rights are EQUAL to men's rights and have zero to do with religion, economics, race or any other means of divisiveness. Her body, HER choice! There's no such thing as an "unborn baby" however, there's a lot of "born" morons running around telling other folks how to live their lives! That's not democracy, that's not intelligent and it's certainly not anyone's "business" without HER consent.
      Health care in the United States is absurd, why don't we focus on solving that problem instead of attacking individual privacy rights??!!! You want women to bring more unwanted "babies" into this world? Then FIRST, solve the problems of the people that are already here! After ALL those "issues" are solved, THEN you might be able to respectfully, honorably and humanely HELP ALL human beings conceived under the banner of the "red, white and blue "in a way that ACTUALLY protects women's rights instead of SUFFOCATING THEM in the guise of "legal do- goodery"...her body, her life, her decisions come FIRST and leave OUR(MY) government out of it!
      "GOVERNMENT DOESN'T SOLVE THE PROBLEM, GOVERNMENT IS THE PROBLEM!" (Ask the late" Ronnie Raygun", guarantee he'll agree).

    • @khadijahbindavid9518
      @khadijahbindavid9518 Рік тому +22

      Actually us Muslims do allow abortions under specific criteria

    • @wavyandcity2612
      @wavyandcity2612 Рік тому +20

      @@khadijahbindavid9518 esp if it endangers the mother, in fact it encourages it in that case. Not conservative Christians trying to speak for religions they don't even understand smh

  • @Thundralight
    @Thundralight Рік тому +17

    Why then do they support the death penalty if they support the right to life?

    • @pinkrose5796
      @pinkrose5796 Рік тому

      They don't care about life, they want to CONTROL women's bodies and use their so called religious views to do as they wish. Back about 100 years,!!!!

    • @engagedgothgirl
      @engagedgothgirl Рік тому

      That part 🙃

    • @romae6182
      @romae6182 Рік тому

      Because they are unapologetic hypocrites.

  • @natalyacoletti6423
    @natalyacoletti6423 Рік тому +1

    The Giuliani bit had me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂

  • @1432b
    @1432b Рік тому +1

    Loved it.... "dOCK" BLOCK " judges! 😂 😂 😂

  • @eg5001
    @eg5001 Рік тому +159

    For the last five years, I thought Trump behaved like a 7 year old, now it looks he behaved the same as my 3 year old when he doesn’t like it’s food.

    • @urugozo
      @urugozo Рік тому +8

      I think 3YO people are more mature than Trump.

    • @keysersoze4658
      @keysersoze4658 Рік тому +1

      @Bon Goaie reported

    • @keysersoze4658
      @keysersoze4658 Рік тому +1

      @Toty Mo reported

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 Рік тому +2

      Gonna be honest here: I personally know no 3 year olds who decide to try and pull the steering wheel and physically attack the driver (their legal guardian) when they’re told they can’t join a dangerous event. Sure there’s probably kids who do, but even for 3 year olds that’s not normal behaviour!

    • @cherylkilpatrick8694
      @cherylkilpatrick8694 Рік тому

      😆😆😆

  • @HallelujahBK
    @HallelujahBK Рік тому +5

    PS - Trevor, I love that you've kept your hair since returning to the studio. 🤟

  • @deehuntley1712
    @deehuntley1712 Рік тому +14

    Wow! Right on point. Thank you for the most insightful laughter I have enjoyed in awhile. I wish you Infinite Love and Gratitude 💜

  • @bullettube9863
    @bullettube9863 Рік тому +68

    There is in fact a constitutional right to abortion. It's called the ninth amendment and it basically states that just because a right was not enumerated in the first eight doesn't mean the government can deny it. So called "strict interpreters" always seem to forget this amendment while going full in to a murky interpretation of the second amendment.

    • @bobbobberson5627
      @bobbobberson5627 Рік тому +5

      Abortion isn’t a right according to the 9th amendment or anything else including natural law. So called “rights” are largely illusory and an abstraction which provides a sense of comfort/control in a people. In reality anyone who is incapable of total self sufficiency or self defense is not actually free. A “right” cannot be given per a request.

    • @mikeximenez5285
      @mikeximenez5285 Рік тому +2

      @@bobbobberson5627 careful you might break the illusion. Or they will start calling you a fascist or eugenicist. That how it usually goes for me when I’m better at critically thinking than the humans littered about 😂

    • @snowwhite5842
      @snowwhite5842 Рік тому

      Overturning Roe v Wade only returns the right of states to make their own laws concerning abortion. That's it.

    • @bullettube9863
      @bullettube9863 Рік тому +8

      @@snowwhite5842 The 9th amendment still applies as all states cannot make laws contrary to the constitution they all pledged to honor. The original reading was whether the federal or state government had the right to "ask", contrary to the 4th amendment which protects the right to privacy. This supreme court has just nullified this 4th amendment right. Now is there something you don't want the government asking you about? Think about it, because this isn't "that's it"!

    • @markdavidson1835
      @markdavidson1835 Рік тому +4

      Wow your boat has no anchor n no oars?

  • @jgunn03
    @jgunn03 Рік тому +18

    Thank you for including the emergency abortion site.

  • @tia_rican
    @tia_rican Рік тому +3

    “Investigating the things we all saw with our own eyes” 😭😭😭😭

  • @LogicAtItsFinest
    @LogicAtItsFinest Рік тому +2

    @16:18 That reporter trying not to laugh says it all.

  • @velvetbarton9823
    @velvetbarton9823 Рік тому +2

    Amen, what a ridiculous supreme court.

  • @mary_bobespinoza6205
    @mary_bobespinoza6205 Рік тому +6

    Cannot BELIEVE that what we fought for so hard, the right to decide what to do with OUR OWN BODIES!

  • @FaustoPego
    @FaustoPego Рік тому +17

    Or maybe REMOVE PRIVATE FUNDING OF CAMPAIGNS ONCE AND FOR ALL. This is plutocracy and it's not right.

  • @josekassi2361
    @josekassi2361 Рік тому

    That Irish accent , Trevor ! Ma man!!!😂😂👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

  • @doman362
    @doman362 Рік тому +3

    "Erik is not my son. Don't say that Quiny "🤣🤣😂😂❤❤

  • @Hbk-gc7st
    @Hbk-gc7st Рік тому +13

    I'm wondering what was going trough the black people at the rally that heard that woman say" protect white lives"?

  • @evilbunny7603
    @evilbunny7603 Рік тому +4

    If she meant right to life ... Where was the "to" in that sentence.

  • @mohamedsankoh6046
    @mohamedsankoh6046 Рік тому +2

    you made my day🤣

  • @dorciaparham1322
    @dorciaparham1322 Рік тому +2

    Trevor you're such a gem. Please KEEP us laughing as we all go through these BS situations in America. Much 💞

  • @ntatemohlomi2884
    @ntatemohlomi2884 Рік тому +10

    Even the Newsmax fella tried his darndest not to laugh at Rudeboy's narration, and failed.

  • @denisemetrowich6918
    @denisemetrowich6918 Рік тому +9

    That was brilliant 👏 Thank you 😊 Trevor Noah for making my morning here in South Africa so much fun, so interesting 😀 and so 😉 enjoyable. So so funny 😁

  • @khayadlamini2894
    @khayadlamini2894 Рік тому +14

    You deserve the Emmy❤️🔥

  • @vinodterry2212
    @vinodterry2212 Рік тому +7

    I simply don't understand how supreme court can overturn a constitutional right in America ! someone please enlighten me on this legality !

  • @tazmin_onYT
    @tazmin_onYT Рік тому +30

    This SCOTUS is illegitimate

  • @marksherman6769
    @marksherman6769 Рік тому +12

    forcing a woman to have a child is a form of slavery (forced labor) maybe they should argue this under the 13th amendment.
    AMENDMENT XIII
    Section 1.
    Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

  • @antgurrieri89
    @antgurrieri89 Рік тому +2

    Tablecloth bit sent me 🤣

  • @Saffronlily
    @Saffronlily Рік тому +24

    Seize the opportunity for electoral reform. Both parties have failed women by allowing this to happen.

  • @jessicaloree9033
    @jessicaloree9033 Рік тому +24

    What about the fact that them taking away anyone's constitutional rights isn't a option? How about no? What are we doing here? Rights are just that.
    & My rights, they're protected under the constitution. End of discussion. 🤷‍♀️

    • @judibarth7999
      @judibarth7999 Рік тому +2

      @Toty Mo don’t do it Troll

    • @bobbobberson5627
      @bobbobberson5627 Рік тому

      “Rights” lol

    • @DirkDP65
      @DirkDP65 Рік тому +2

      Well, how many of all the protesters bothered to go vote in Nov. 2016, for Hillary??? The evangelical taliban sure bothered to go vote for their guy...

  • @jobrien8974
    @jobrien8974 Рік тому +10

    I don’t think she misspoke. I think many Americans want to go back to 1950. SMH.

  • @machsimillian14
    @machsimillian14 Рік тому +4

    This means that pilots are going to be burning themselves out. That's the last thing that we need: exhausted pilots in the air.

  • @julienf2301
    @julienf2301 Рік тому +9

    26:09 Actually Finland was already not neutral any more, in the strict definition of this term. Because they joined the EU, which includes a military alliance (which views itself as embedded into NATO). But it was a purely defensive alliance. The difference is that by joining NATO they can take part in offensive actions as well, or any foreign intervention.
    They also had some very close cooperation agreements with NATO, and joint exercises.

  • @wenniekeith888
    @wenniekeith888 Рік тому +9

    Thank you for the laughs!!

  • @dee_dee_place
    @dee_dee_place Рік тому +8

    Pilots are mandated, by the FAA, to have a certain amount of downtime between flights in order to remain safe.

  • @keishahart8439
    @keishahart8439 Рік тому +1

    That hairline pic of Trevor had me crying !! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😆

  • @SaxonBloom
    @SaxonBloom Рік тому +1

    I just want to say I love the way Trevor says years.

  • @penneplatt7427
    @penneplatt7427 Рік тому +26

    The country is now going nuts over the Roe vs. Wade changes. Does it ever make you think that it was done to make americans put their minds on this while the govt is doing something else that we should be watching and worrying about too? Sounds paranoid but maybe correct?

    • @paessensdanny9443
      @paessensdanny9443 Рік тому +4

      Oh oh...here we go...conspiracy theories again

    • @penneplatt7427
      @penneplatt7427 Рік тому +3

      @@paessensdanny9443 Sorry but our world is so full of crazy conspiracies right now and which do we worry over??? Just my thoughts.

    • @DirkDP65
      @DirkDP65 Рік тому

      Well, do tell us what they're doing then... Space lasers again? The next pandemic? The return of JFK?

    • @penneplatt7427
      @penneplatt7427 Рік тому +1

      @@DirkDP65 I am hoping for "Elvis"!

    • @DirkDP65
      @DirkDP65 Рік тому +4

      @@penneplatt7427 But I thought he was in Vegas??? I saw him only days ago on TV. About how he can't perform wedding ceremonies anymore... I'm all shook up now...

  • @sm-369
    @sm-369 Рік тому +4

    I laughed so hard at the D.A.R.E. joke. Our D.A.R.E. officer became a drug addict.

  • @corinfletcher
    @corinfletcher Рік тому +2

    I was drinking mead at the same time you said "drinking mead"!

  • @AweInDivineTime
    @AweInDivineTime Рік тому +2

    Great show! Now I have to go listen to Step in the Name of Love. Thanksss Trevor. 👋🏽😄

  • @pamelaramsey9479
    @pamelaramsey9479 Рік тому +4

    No it wasn’t DT who appointed the 3 justices, it was Mitch McConnell

  • @blaze4071
    @blaze4071 Рік тому +3

    “Don’t worry, my pull out game is strong”.
    - Ted Cruz’s Father

  • @lauratroxel24
    @lauratroxel24 Рік тому

    Thank you so much for the lols!! I appreciate you! 💙

  • @Naldo411
    @Naldo411 Рік тому

    The yoga inward line...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GeorgiaHeard
    @GeorgiaHeard Рік тому +5

    I accept this in lieu of affordable therapy.

  • @beargillium2369
    @beargillium2369 Рік тому +3

    Never understood the extreme anti abortion crowd, nobody is making them get an abortion, and they certainly don't care about children...or they would realize that the humans who are deciding to get an abortion are also children who need to make the best decision for their lives.

  • @captain_context9991
    @captain_context9991 Рік тому +1

    "refused medical attention at the scene" what a hero.

  • @BornIn82
    @BornIn82 Рік тому +1

    Watching this on a Monday morning makes me smile.

  • @robinflynn2397
    @robinflynn2397 Рік тому +43

    I think for every person who is forced to have a child. should take that child to a person who is against abortion and let them raise it! and for every child out there who is in foster care or who has no parents they should be forced to go live with people against abortion. that way every child would have parents who care 😃

    • @warhammer1
      @warhammer1 Рік тому +9

      Except the anti-abortion crowd will just go “I’m not the one who got forced to have that kid, I had all my kids (12 from 3-4 fathers) by choice. Oh you got assaulted? Maybe you should have bought a gun.”

    • @maryburch346
      @maryburch346 Рік тому

      That is a thought...but I don't trust any of the anti abortion people to have enough common sense to raise a child...

    • @bobbobberson5627
      @bobbobberson5627 Рік тому

      I wish you the best w your public struggle w mental illness

    • @bobbobberson5627
      @bobbobberson5627 Рік тому

      9 out of 10 anime pfp agree

  • @urlaeversley-moses5308
    @urlaeversley-moses5308 Рік тому +15

    Say it Trevor!! Democrats do not use their power!!

  • @williamjakimow705
    @williamjakimow705 Рік тому +1

    Trevor You are GENIUS!!

  • @carpediem8958
    @carpediem8958 Рік тому +2

    Trevor's "pay after service" analogy is the perfect humor ! Trevor's hairline make him resemble the Jefferson's Sherman Alexander Hemsley ; lol!!

  • @lindaayala6541
    @lindaayala6541 Рік тому +6

    My first reaction to Cassidy and the steward who were cleaning up after Trump’s food rage in the oval: In my house we have a rule. Whoever makes a mess cleans it up!

  • @tommiesmith7014
    @tommiesmith7014 Рік тому +4

    Trevor noah was on fire this week....hilarious

  • @tenzinxingjang
    @tenzinxingjang Рік тому

    Thanks for the Horcrux reference. That made my day! 😄

  • @mrsmagoo9739
    @mrsmagoo9739 Рік тому +1

    We’re not depressed. We’re livid. Ready to fight.