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  • Опубліковано 3 лип 2022
  • the joke is that she has big boobs guys she has large breasts my fellow people she has gigantic mammaries
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  • @volutedmetal8543
    @volutedmetal8543 Рік тому +8351

    "Jesus, the whole damn bitch was a balloon."

  • @theduderman1811
    @theduderman1811 Рік тому +13936

    "I'd say we have a lot in common."
    "Yeah, you're both clowns."
    "No, we're both accused of human trafficking."

    • @Pixiesfairiedust
      @Pixiesfairiedust Рік тому +155

      👀

    • @AverageAmerican_
      @AverageAmerican_ Рік тому +6

      ua-cam.com/video/ku2PzKWFPvg/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here

    • @schizofreniccunt1952
      @schizofreniccunt1952 Рік тому

      @@AverageAmerican_ the n word

    • @zildjian2381
      @zildjian2381 Рік тому +157

      @@AverageAmerican_ here in deez nuts

    • @nottuu
      @nottuu Рік тому +106

      @@AverageAmerican_ why so many bots spam weird links and say "its finally here"?

  • @Amy-si8gq
    @Amy-si8gq Рік тому +16607

    HE ACTUALLY ADDED TO THE MEME INSTEAD OF JUST REPEATING THE SAME JOKE A TRUE KING

  • @s.i.m.poster6823
    @s.i.m.poster6823 Рік тому +6766

    The funniest part is that this video is one of the most legally accurate Ace Attorney parodies. Not only do they have a jury, but they remember that it's illegal for one person to decide.

    • @ilonachan
      @ilonachan Рік тому +219

      is it legal to have family members on the jury tho? Aren't the jurors supposed to be conpletely impartial?

    • @b4594
      @b4594 Рік тому +116

      @@ilonachan it's a peternity video man don't think too hard

    • @AverageAmerican_
      @AverageAmerican_ Рік тому +4

      ua-cam.com/video/ku2PzKWFPvg/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here

    • @rayskidaisuki
      @rayskidaisuki Рік тому +27

      @@b4594 but the comment said this is one of the most accurate parodies, which is just wrong lol

    • @Jackhigh92
      @Jackhigh92 Рік тому +14

      It’s not illegal for a judge to decide a case lol. Most Supreme Court cases are done by jury but that’s because it’s usually the best option for the defendant not because it’s mandatory

  • @Jeezet
    @Jeezet Рік тому +2588

    "Aw man this sucks worse than the time I met clussy!"
    -petet griffin most likely

  • @professionalballsinspector2006
    @professionalballsinspector2006 Рік тому +7107

    Only Peternity can put actual effort into his shitposts

  • @bear_animates
    @bear_animates Рік тому +2482

    Phoenix: me and toneido have a lot in common
    Edgeworth: yeah you’re both clowns
    *shots fired*

    • @The.throngler
      @The.throngler Рік тому +41

      That bit came later

    • @AverageAmerican_
      @AverageAmerican_ Рік тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/ku2PzKWFPvg/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here

    • @KayleyKoop
      @KayleyKoop Рік тому +5

      literally

    • @thegodlygoober
      @thegodlygoober 11 місяців тому

      ​@@AverageAmerican_HELL YEAH WE GOT A BOT IN THIS BITCH LETS FUCKING GO---

  • @miguelol2169
    @miguelol2169 Рік тому +1640

    I like the fact that in the original video Edgeworth is depicted as the Insane perverted one, while in this video, it's Phoenix.

    • @videoms1271
      @videoms1271 Рік тому +210

      Edgeworth straightened up

    • @muk_is_superior
      @muk_is_superior Рік тому +191

      He became *based*

    • @Beto_Serrano
      @Beto_Serrano Рік тому +34

      Balanced, as all things should be

    • @Smile-wd6rz
      @Smile-wd6rz Рік тому +41

      Phoenix went potty on himself in the original video, so, he was crazy in that too.

    • @krex44
      @krex44 Рік тому +32

      Inb4 AA fans write a ten page essay on how Peternity incorrectly portrayed Phoenix Wright.

  • @woubou4122
    @woubou4122 Рік тому +3438

    Truly one of the clussiest clussies of all time

  • @MystDawg
    @MystDawg Рік тому +1261

    The funny part is that Phoenix defending himself in court is already a canon event

    • @sprshb1852
      @sprshb1852 Рік тому +47

      Yeah, the second half of Turnabout Sisters in the first game.

    • @rmf99frr
      @rmf99frr Рік тому +4

      @@sprshb1852 I don't remember him doing that in that episode, I think the only time he had to was during Turnabout Goodbyes Von Karma because Von Karma even scares the judge, other than that, I don't remember

    • @taffiette
      @taffiette Рік тому +13

      @@rmf99frr no, in the second half redd white accuses him of being the murderer and he's put on trial instead of maya

    • @veto_5762
      @veto_5762 Рік тому +1

      @@rmf99frr don't know about the anime, but in the game he defended himself of murder charges in the the second case by the real culprit

    • @dontstealmycontentplease
      @dontstealmycontentplease 11 місяців тому +5

      CANON EVENT

  • @spodreman7732
    @spodreman7732 Рік тому +6609

    “Clussy” is a cinematic masterpiece, a deep insight into the legal system, the tales of a wicked clown and her heinous genocides, faced with the threat of lifelong imprisonment. A defendant and jury that dismisses it all because of a newly discovered plague that is clussy.
    And a shocking twist of events when the defendant is killed in court.
    I’m lost for words. This almost beats Minions 2.

  • @jonathanthecoolkid
    @jonathanthecoolkid Рік тому +1864

    Can we just talk about the fact she had to pop balloons THAT close to her skin?

    • @joaovitor10yearsago
      @joaovitor10yearsago Рік тому +211

      She is braver than me

    • @sberky98
      @sberky98 Рік тому +30

      @@joaovitor10yearsago based bfdi pfp

    • @joaovitor10yearsago
      @joaovitor10yearsago Рік тому

      @@sberky98 😎👍

    • @alecrutz6979
      @alecrutz6979 Рік тому +237

      not even just close to her skin, close to her BREASTS which I'm pretty sure are a pretty sensitive part of a woman

    • @AverageAmerican_
      @AverageAmerican_ Рік тому +7

      ua-cam.com/video/ku2PzKWFPvg/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here

  • @wo1verbeast238
    @wo1verbeast238 Рік тому +377

    "The law. Grow up, Edgeworth"
    Holy shit that had me in fucking tears

    • @bobuxbanks
      @bobuxbanks Рік тому +9

      its easily the best part of this video lmfao

  • @volutedmetal8543
    @volutedmetal8543 Рік тому +237

    "Well, the judge is dead, case closed, we can all go home."

  • @AbsoluteDingus709
    @AbsoluteDingus709 Рік тому +476

    “Jesus, the whole damn bitch was a Balloon” - Miles Edgeworth 2022

  • @tbhidk8903
    @tbhidk8903 Рік тому +354

    "ms toneido here has been accused of various crimes, including murder, human trafficking, terrorism..."
    she really earned her clowness after all

  • @BloCk12694
    @BloCk12694 Рік тому +222

    2:32 He literally just grew another arm to shoot her

    • @The-su4pj
      @The-su4pj Рік тому +10

      Dedication be like

    • @Tearrence
      @Tearrence Рік тому +10

      Never ask a woman: Her age
      A man: His salary
      Wright: How he got the gun with the third arm

  • @bergmancarlericeman2008
    @bergmancarlericeman2008 Рік тому +345

    So Pheonix split in half to defend himself? 💀💀💀

  • @elliotanderson324
    @elliotanderson324 Рік тому +473

    This is one of the highest quality and funniest shitposts I’ve seen in a long time your channel has been making great content recently keep it up!

  • @sophisticatedmoai9740
    @sophisticatedmoai9740 Рік тому +90

    1:40 *_SWEET HOME ALABAMA_*

  • @TheLudicrousLuv
    @TheLudicrousLuv Рік тому +565

    Peternitys content has been getting better over the years

    • @the1andonlydrmixxel
      @the1andonlydrmixxel Рік тому +3

      Fax. WWWHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAEEERRRREEEEEERRRRRRRAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRREEEERRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *more fax machine noises*

    • @poliax7066
      @poliax7066 Рік тому +2

      It honestly has

    • @AverageAmerican_
      @AverageAmerican_ Рік тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/ku2PzKWFPvg/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here

  • @rosegoldnutter
    @rosegoldnutter Рік тому +88

    "I'll do it myself"
    *grows a third arm equipped with a gun*

  • @Tekworldz24
    @Tekworldz24 Рік тому +130

    2:17
    I ain't ever seen anyone be so disappointed in my whole life 😂

  • @cinfdef
    @cinfdef Рік тому +588

    Best part was when she said "It's Clussin' Time"

  • @galwhoroams
    @galwhoroams Рік тому +708

    the fact that some people act like this towards the clown lady is sad

    • @EpicMinecraftFail
      @EpicMinecraftFail Рік тому +130

      Do you expect anything more from the internet?

    • @webpombo7765
      @webpombo7765 Рік тому +78

      You think it's sad to think she's attractive?

    • @garoldnewman3315
      @garoldnewman3315 Рік тому +20

      @@webpombo7765 yeah

    • @galwhoroams
      @galwhoroams Рік тому +128

      @@webpombo7765 no, you can find her attractive, it's just the ppl that are like simps or whatever the term is for her (a FICTIONAL) character that r sad

    • @pequenoperezoso3743
      @pequenoperezoso3743 Рік тому

      Edgeworth right? What an asshole, respect the clussy

  • @ermwhatdoyouwantbro
    @ermwhatdoyouwantbro Рік тому +72

    0:17 we can all relate to this

  • @MemesClipsandHealthbars
    @MemesClipsandHealthbars Рік тому +202

    "The joke is Rule 34, now laugh!"
    - Reddit mods

    • @daisukegori2112
      @daisukegori2112 Рік тому +5

      Reddit mods" this is offensive to women with no tits. So we took it down"
      Signed sjw woke mods...i mean reddit mods

    • @drugzent5889
      @drugzent5889 Рік тому

      haha hentai meme, funi

  • @nicholasfly5914
    @nicholasfly5914 Рік тому +42

    1:34
    *S-S-SAVAGE*

  • @cosmicspacething3474
    @cosmicspacething3474 Рік тому +111

    How is this so out of character for Phoenix yet completely plausible for Edgeworth at the same time?

    • @mycycleminorities
      @mycycleminorities Рік тому

      Clussy is a fever that can effect anyone and everyone, and totally rewrite their personality. It musta got to Phoenix.

    • @Xylospring
      @Xylospring Рік тому +7

      With the way Edgeworth is dressed, I'd expect him to be into weird stuff.
      Phoenix is pretty joe.

    • @alexf225
      @alexf225 Рік тому +2

      Like it was Edgeworths dream when he acted normally ans everyone else was insane

    • @veto_5762
      @veto_5762 Рік тому +4

      Edgeworth is pretty in-character and if you want to get deep into the game lore, phoenix is pretty much a simp sometimes.
      In trials and tribulations case one phoenix before being a lawyer his "girlfriend" was obviously using him and yet he was blindly in love with her and negated all signals, theres also an unused sprite from the first game of phoenix with hearts in his eyes, supposedly it was originally used in the cross examination with the woman in the second case.

    • @cosmicspacething3474
      @cosmicspacething3474 Рік тому +1

      @@veto_5762 Yeah, but that was before he became a lawyer

  • @DanOfTheDumb
    @DanOfTheDumb Рік тому +84

    What I love about Peternity is that he has actual jokes in his shitposts

  • @DoomAtDusk
    @DoomAtDusk Рік тому +168

    I don't really know much about Ace Attorney or "Clussy", but this is really funny.

    • @dhurkesahdmadhi
      @dhurkesahdmadhi Рік тому

      this clussy thing is just something created by horny fucks who just saw a character and went like "holy shit, waifu material"
      and ace attorney is a game where you're basically a lawyer

    • @jotarokujo312
      @jotarokujo312 Рік тому +16

      bruh play the game its so damn good

    • @Diesel_Drinker_MmmYummy
      @Diesel_Drinker_MmmYummy Рік тому +17

      It's good, you should try to play it or watch a walkthrough.

    • @sNazzy_nazzy
      @sNazzy_nazzy Рік тому +4

      Oh you have to check it out, top tier series

    • @ted9030
      @ted9030 Рік тому +5

      underrated game series

  • @Tymptra
    @Tymptra Рік тому +81

    "The law. Grow up. Edgeworth."
    Hearing Pheonix say this cracked me up.

  • @Bread-nx9fo
    @Bread-nx9fo Рік тому +29

    “I don’t need it”
    “I don’t need it….”
    “I definently don’t need it…….”

  • @sssspammywammy8319
    @sssspammywammy8319 Рік тому +54

    I was not ready for phoenix's eyes, you almost killed me.

  • @Salza02
    @Salza02 Рік тому +39

    “Man I haven’t been this disappointed since i found out the truth about Geiru Toneido”

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight Рік тому +39

    This is a certified *"She's not a clown, she's the entire circus"* moment. Truly one of the best AA memes😂

  • @ChicoMonkeyYT
    @ChicoMonkeyYT Рік тому +61

    Still more logical than the Amber Heard trial

  • @AroRalseiWithADoubleSpace
    @AroRalseiWithADoubleSpace Рік тому +27

    That was one of the twists of all time

  • @austinacl02
    @austinacl02 Рік тому +38

    This is actually one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time

  • @faddy9128
    @faddy9128 Рік тому +21

    2:04 LMAO💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @buira9482
    @buira9482 Рік тому +51

    I rarely laugh out loud while watching stuff but "jesus, the whole damn bitch was a balloon" made me scream. It was so surreal and out of nowhere.

  • @edwardbloxy
    @edwardbloxy Рік тому +52

    peternity is the only memer that can make any mid memes actually enjoyable

  • @bingchillingofficial3219
    @bingchillingofficial3219 Рік тому +36

    This tells us a lot about ace attorney

  • @dappermaverick
    @dappermaverick Рік тому +35

    2:49
    This was funnier than the clussy, ngl.

  • @Qofu
    @Qofu Рік тому +12

    2:52 Shut Up, Me

  • @danikopter_lp
    @danikopter_lp Рік тому +20

    0:30 battery on a police officer, declaring war on italy

    • @arjunnnnnnnn
      @arjunnnnnnnn Рік тому +1

      Quandale dingle here

    • @GerdiMwamba
      @GerdiMwamba 5 місяців тому

      Grand theft and public indecency

  • @slezyorla
    @slezyorla Рік тому +22

    "jesus! the whole damn bitch was a balloon"

  • @Obewankedogbi
    @Obewankedogbi Рік тому +13

    “Wait, aren’t some of you her relatives?”
    SWEET HOME CLOWNABAMA

  • @xenogamer6673
    @xenogamer6673 Рік тому +75

    A riveting trial with a hand crafted story by the amazing writer peternity I am once again blown back by their incredible talent

  • @8834
    @8834 Рік тому +19

    “Aren’t some of you her relatives?”
    SWEET HOME ALABAMA-

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk Рік тому +28

    Clussy
    It's classy, but for internet clods.

  • @catomax26jeev
    @catomax26jeev Рік тому +6

    Dang, I clicked a fake ad of tickets for "Clussy" and got 35 piracy violations along with 5 Trojans.

  • @NaterSquib
    @NaterSquib Рік тому +9

    "They.. were.. fake...?"
    "OF COURSE THEY WERE FAKE"

  • @djeffree1942
    @djeffree1942 Рік тому +5

    “They were fake...?”
    “Ofcourse they were fake!”

  • @AlexanderWilithinIII
    @AlexanderWilithinIII Рік тому +3

    "You're both clowns" is a line I could easily imagine Edgeworth using in an actual PW game.

  • @blullerfamily826
    @blullerfamily826 Рік тому +6

    *chest pops*
    "She's guilty."

  • @iamthinking2252_
    @iamthinking2252_ Рік тому +6

    1:04 makes me think of the Emergency Clown in Johnny Bravo

  • @SuperJman1111
    @SuperJman1111 Рік тому +12

    “Shut up, me. I’m getting to that part.”
    Best line of all time

  • @nanodude3347
    @nanodude3347 Рік тому +12

    Bruh one of the best Petetnity vids! (Even though I've never played a single game from the series)

    • @gghost2255
      @gghost2255 Рік тому +2

      There is a sale right now for the trilogy of ace attorney for 15$ instead of 30$

  • @glixooo6297
    @glixooo6297 Рік тому +8

    "PHOENIX-"
    "BOOBIES- I mean...uh- *OBJECTION!* "
    I literally died, revived and died again 💀💀

  • @CrustyCows
    @CrustyCows Рік тому +11

    0:03 bruh

  • @user-fb4qr2hj4i
    @user-fb4qr2hj4i Рік тому +6

    y'all she's not even a clown she's a balloon artist 💀

  • @serijas737
    @serijas737 Рік тому +6

    "You're both clowns" - He passed the ball and got it into his own goal.

  • @cremation7665
    @cremation7665 Рік тому +7

    For Ace Attorney this is just slightly outside of normal

  • @MiekHawkIsNotWorking
    @MiekHawkIsNotWorking Рік тому +3

    Clussy mre like sussy

  • @bl4life_
    @bl4life_ Рік тому +16

    That's some pretty sussy clussy right there

  • @thereallordkillerbee1325
    @thereallordkillerbee1325 Рік тому +2

    0:15 the made my day

  • @yor7800
    @yor7800 Рік тому +3

    The meat rises for all sizes

  • @zacqonos
    @zacqonos Рік тому +11

    clussy so strong that a 100 year old jury appeared

  • @waffler-yz3gw
    @waffler-yz3gw Рік тому +7

    "the whole damn bitch was a balloon" perfect dialogue

  • @Mehr5chub
    @Mehr5chub Рік тому +2

    This court right here goes in history...

  • @shwoom441
    @shwoom441 Рік тому +6

    I’m so happy that ace attorney is back as a meme

  • @mositymarne8272
    @mositymarne8272 Рік тому +10

    Classy moment

  • @deejayf69
    @deejayf69 Рік тому +4

    "Yeah, you're both clowns"
    Edgeworth on fire.

  • @dweibox0073
    @dweibox0073 Рік тому +3

    "aReNt SoMe Of YoU hEr ReLaTiVeS?????"
    *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

  • @spogob2228
    @spogob2228 Рік тому +8

    1:55 two words: jury nullification

  • @Primarch_Sanguinius
    @Primarch_Sanguinius Рік тому +3

    "The whole damn bitch was a balloon" absolutely sent me

  • @mariokid-yx4kt
    @mariokid-yx4kt 11 місяців тому +1

    phoenix telling an identical copy of himself to shut up is absolutely a gag i would do in a video

  • @TommyGhun
    @TommyGhun Рік тому +7

    Harley Quinn was the original clussy and there’s nothing you can say to make me think otherwise.

  • @kennnnn
    @kennnnn Рік тому +4

    "The whole damn bitch was a baloon" fuck, lost

  • @Turkmenistan_Embassy
    @Turkmenistan_Embassy Рік тому +4

    American court in a nutshell:

  • @mikl376
    @mikl376 Рік тому +1

    Wright be like: I can fix her

  • @masterchef3830
    @masterchef3830 Рік тому +1

    “You we’re staring at her 🎈 🎈 we’re you”
    “Uh…no”

  • @Ethanimations5334
    @Ethanimations5334 Рік тому +19

    2:10 lol

  • @RightBoyKA-POW
    @RightBoyKA-POW Рік тому +5

    The entire ending feels like: the writers didn't know what to do in the end of this, so they just got drunk and started writing whatever random stuff popped in their heads! 😂🤣

  • @FredbearOfficial
    @FredbearOfficial Рік тому +2

    "Oh my goodness!" **flattens**
    The beauty of 2D editing

  • @sorarivers8667
    @sorarivers8667 Рік тому +4

    "The whole damn bitch was a balloon" XD

  • @rossbatchelor
    @rossbatchelor Рік тому +3

    The eyes at the very start had me literally crying, jesus christ.

  • @bastbo3225
    @bastbo3225 Рік тому +2

    Actually one of your best videos

  • @grizzlydino
    @grizzlydino Рік тому +2

    Judge judy has changed

  • @brainlessappendix4369
    @brainlessappendix4369 Рік тому +3

    This is canon, I ain't hearing any objections.

  • @peterkragger4824
    @peterkragger4824 Рік тому +10

    Holy fuck I haven't laughed so hard in weeks

  • @projectember728
    @projectember728 Рік тому +1

    Phoenix has a terrible case of Clussy fever and Edgeworth has to cure it

  • @Hugelag
    @Hugelag Рік тому +4

    I never thought I'd see an Ace Attorney meme on this channel.

  • @saboorkhundmir
    @saboorkhundmir Рік тому +3

    peak content right here ladies and gents

  • @Larynx_the_Changeling
    @Larynx_the_Changeling Рік тому +1

    Funny. The Judge is using the exact same text-to-speech engine that narrates my computer science lessons.

  • @yesyes1720
    @yesyes1720 Рік тому +1

    Phoenix should have kept that first objection for his friends marriage.

  • @GooberInternet
    @GooberInternet Рік тому +3

    The fact that Phoenix had a chance on his own trial because Geiru wasn't even alive is so fucking hilarious, I love it.

  • @Sahelian
    @Sahelian Рік тому +3

    most entertaining video of the channel yet

  • @GiveMeYaPretzels
    @GiveMeYaPretzels Рік тому +1

    This is the best and most well written Peternity video ever