Commenting solely because I want to boost the inhuman artificial algorithm that is directly forcefeeding pure albinokino into the gaping black hole where my heart once beat
in one of the gaol caverns, i found a cave corner that had messages saying "rolling required ahead, what joy" so i rolled at it, the entire world kept flashing in and out of existance, near epileptically, and the dungeon`s name kept loading as if i had just discovered it over and over again, until i rested at a grace. now that i remember the area name spazzing out, it was specifically in "bonny gaol" that this spot was located in
I don’t know if you know this, but if u punch someone while they have deathbligjt in the back (backstab ani with fist) they are infinite looped stubbornness
This is my cage. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My cage is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my cage is useless. Without my cage, I am useless. I must rattle my cage true...
the last invasion showcases the only blue phantom in the entirety of Elden Ring who possesses the ability to not just spam R1 or AoW, but instead roll catch
Did you know? If you use the talisman that makes you invisible while crouched away from enemies, you can't be targeted. This also works with the other invisibility spell, and you can even use the new skull lantern ash of war to avoid the deathblight statues. I prefer the lantern. You have now been educated. Now please stop dying to it, I can't tolerate watching any more hosts just getting death blighted time and time again, it's not even a hard catacomb.
You can also use mimic veil I believe to avoid the death blight from building up. Not as useful for when you're getting invaded obviously but if you're doing the catacomb alone it makes it much easier
@thedutywarlord264 It is found in the Lamenter's Gaol. It is in a room that is across from a gap that will be formed in the floor when you try to get to it. You'll need to find a hidden wall and also get a key to unlock the door behind it, which takes you to that room. The torch itself will have the ash built in.
Remember: always bring Destined Death/Black Blade with you to Death Catacombs. The damn Deathblight Gecko statues are weak to it and can be almost permanently disabled.
@@free_instructions2259 not somewhat but it's pretty much the same thing lmao. only difference is that they look a bit different and winter lanterns are easier to kill. these dudes (aging untouchables) cannot be damaged at all before you parry their wand attack - and the timing is weird and strict af. but the dev messages in the area do say: "combat is not encouraged". it's supposed to be a stealth area and it has nothing to do with lobotomy corp. Bloodborne came out 3 years before LC.
His chat is cancer. He fell through the missing wall and people in chat "goty btw" "Miyazaki is a genius" I didn't realize a simple mistake like that invalidates the rest of the game but hey its Twitch
Lets go more invasion slop I've been loving it but of course Bino invades in the most evil place, he is evil after all but using death blight in a death blight area is evil af. Also idk if it's me but Bino looks like he's aged alot comapred to a couple years ago lol.
10,000 years of albino uploads inshallah, domain expansion infinite editing
I wanna see my family again
I haven't seen them in ages
@@takarin64 Back to the editor cage with you.
@@freshlymemed5680hopefully albino will feed me solid food this time :)
40 lashes if the video isnt done on time
Making a dungeon unplayable by your very presence is a fundamental human right.
The spirit of the deathblight combustion glitch lives on.
Can do it again with Nanaya's Torch weapon art and Eclipse Shotel
@@Pine2142It got patched
Poison Prefumer AOW and eclipse I saw works now.
I was searching for the perfect video to avoid my responsibilities to, and you dropped. Thank you very much
real fan
re-watch the whole catalogue
Oh god he's fucking cooking invasion content.
LOVE IT
Bro can u help me i can't invade to do the white mask quest i try again and again it doesn't work
@@AMGEGE go offline. You can invade NPCs to progress the quest.
@@traviswilliams2348 thank u so much am new at the game and am lvl 52
3:23 the Radiohead edit, Patoots Nazrin, your editing is immaculate.
It's the second Radiohead album i managed to squeeze in, can i get the whole discography lmao??
@@takarin64all of them, even the singles and other stuff. Maybe even sneak in a Weezer one.
The jonkler running around tossing out madness and taunting with the funny doot is unparalleled character design
Abyssal Woods is also cancer, if they didn't kill the Aging Untouchables before you spawned
Wow wasn't expecting you here, but a welcome surprise.
18:27
Albino: Here is a guy
Lion man: No, here is THE guy
Balls Magee over here shlorking my shit while binging my bondo.
Uhhh..... cap..?
She bingo on my bango till i bongo
real
fr
jonkler cave
The Jonklers goon cave
Commenting solely because I want to boost the inhuman artificial algorithm that is directly forcefeeding pure albinokino into the gaping black hole where my heart once beat
editor cookin overtime inshallah
@@marcellonovak7271 albinos whip stings ever so much...
Do you seriously have to insert your religion into every comment you type? You dont have to mention the sky daddy every sentence brother
@@Gankstomper it's just a meme calm down
@@marcel-q1m "Calm down"? I'm not upset, stop projecting.
@@Gankstomper why are you so angry dude, chill out
in one of the gaol caverns, i found a cave corner that had messages saying "rolling required ahead, what joy" so i rolled at it, the entire world kept flashing in and out of existance, near epileptically, and the dungeon`s name kept loading as if i had just discovered it over and over again, until i rested at a grace. now that i remember the area name spazzing out, it was specifically in "bonny gaol" that this spot was located in
0:06 the use of the “fall” line from The Lich is just top notch
"No, I'm not uploading on the main channel"
The truest statement Al has ever said.
I don’t know if you know this, but if u punch someone while they have deathbligjt in the back (backstab ani with fist) they are infinite looped stubbornness
They patched the infinite backstab lock in 1.12 I thought?
this was patched out
@@ninjii1236 dang, he would have abused it so much...
0:53 Jesus Christ that was a hell of a gasp lmfao
takarin the goat in editing... he deserves more time out of the cage 💔💔
This is my cage. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My cage is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my cage is useless. Without my cage, I am useless. I must rattle my cage true...
The ladder part at 1:40 with the Monty python holy grail sound byte fucking sent me
@@jimmythehand1000 a classic ahhaah
The ladder Monty python bit was fucking incredible, albino give your editors a single shekel.
@@jimmythehand1000 I will get my single kroner soon I hope
running a madness,sleep or deathblight build are just evil here lol
Sleep is still bad af
@@Hedge_the_Hog it funi tho
There was a message next to that missing wall that said "Try rolling"
i lost a lot of runes
the katana for joker is actually ALSO in character because of the batman anime
the last invasion showcases the only blue phantom in the entirety of Elden Ring who possesses the ability to not just spam R1 or AoW, but instead roll catch
Bro is cookin' like a Michelin 3 star chef. 🔥🔥🔥
Albino's delighted Hyena cackles are truly a delightful noise.
having done invasions the past few weeks seeing a dungeon where braindead sorcerer hosts just die for existing is fucking orgasmic
the most maggot place to invade in maggot ring
laughed out loud
the random radiohead reference 3 minutes in ❤
Did you know?
If you use the talisman that makes you invisible while crouched away from enemies, you can't be targeted. This also works with the other invisibility spell, and you can even use the new skull lantern ash of war to avoid the deathblight statues. I prefer the lantern.
You have now been educated. Now please stop dying to it, I can't tolerate watching any more hosts just getting death blighted time and time again, it's not even a hard catacomb.
You can also use mimic veil I believe to avoid the death blight from building up. Not as useful for when you're getting invaded obviously but if you're doing the catacomb alone it makes it much easier
I think like 80% of them don't even know what the deathblight status is or how it looks. They're just that clueless.
Where can i find the new skull lantern ash of war ?
@thedutywarlord264 It is found in the Lamenter's Gaol. It is in a room that is across from a gap that will be formed in the floor when you try to get to it. You'll need to find a hidden wall and also get a key to unlock the door behind it, which takes you to that room. The torch itself will have the ash built in.
@@thebrotacogamer2944 thank you !
We have truly entered the albino Elden Ring arc
albeenis bought that premium whip specifically for his editors and it shows
The crazy Nordic Jonkler is back at it again
Love how all the edits of the gourd are just some of the rattiest laughs possible
When I saw then hide, I was like "they're smart." But when I saw stars of ruin, I was like, deathblight em RIGHT NOW
Remember: always bring Destined Death/Black Blade with you to Death Catacombs.
The damn Deathblight Gecko statues are weak to it and can be almost permanently disabled.
>do nothing
>win
Death blight dungeon with invaders using the death lighting spell ,death smoke and the death blight curved sword is utter hell for players lmao
Why can’t I get these Hosts when I invade instead of organized Gank Squads?
I won't be surprised if we see a patch "eyes now work on invaders" lol
Maybe Fia's Mist is good in the death catacomb.
This is pure villainy, and I'm all for it.
subbed you are a funny lad , and with that =FALL= from adventure time , am hooked now
Now all we need is Tenma to play Elden Ring, have her duo invade with Albino, and with her character as Harley Quinn.
Peak/10 video btw 👍
This is so evil, but so beautiful to watch. I can't look away.
Bino has found his goon cave
rapid fire editing bingo workinkb overtime
Albino Elden Ring is Peak Comedy
The Jonkler's Goon Cave™
Ah, yes. The strongest debuff, called death. Which if it triggers, kills you.. to death
please don't stop cooking these videos are the best shit
I had a bug in seamless where the moving statues did instant deathblight with a less than a second build up.
9:26 "GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!"
this is incredibly hilarious, keep it up lol
Telling his mom "I'm not uploading on my main channel" and thus not being dishonest is a gamer move
You missed the perfect opportunity to name yourself “Foolishness”
Pest thread spears + scorpion river catacombs = a good time for invaders.
First stream I attended. I loved the pot throwing session
0:50 lantern jump scare
Do invasions in Abyssal Woods and team up with the guys you gotta parry.
Nice Gnome War reference
I cant believe it took someone in chat for him to finally explain what was happening
So I got summoned as a blue in that catacomb, and you can't see your death meter.
9:17
wait, so, basically this monster core mechanic is like a big bird from lobotomy corp? and looks like it? exde
They are also probably somewhat inspired by winter lanterns from Bloodborne; an older game fromsoft made that came out in like 2015 I believe?
@@free_instructions2259 not somewhat but it's pretty much the same thing lmao. only difference is that they look a bit different and winter lanterns are easier to kill. these dudes (aging untouchables) cannot be damaged at all before you parry their wand attack - and the timing is weird and strict af.
but the dev messages in the area do say: "combat is not encouraged". it's supposed to be a stealth area
and it has nothing to do with lobotomy corp. Bloodborne came out 3 years before LC.
There is trolling and there is evil trolling
Another video to watch while sick with Covid?! Thank you baldbino
His chat is cancer. He fell through the missing wall and people in chat "goty btw" "Miyazaki is a genius"
I didn't realize a simple mistake like that invalidates the rest of the game but hey its Twitch
Please upload Elden ring all the time every day I’m hungry
You earned my sub after I saw you post a clip of my favourite childhood game Digimon World 1
Ferb, I know where I'm gonna invade today!
Men enterd his Domain expansion
this build is sick, sad that they killed rolling sparks
this is the best thing i have every watched.
Albino, Warrior of Sweden
What if I said of night maidens mist you use the deathblight mist so they can’t stay in that safe spot and if they walk out they’ll die faster
He’s truly a menace.
To society
Love this dude , keep being amazing 😆🤘🏻🤘🏻
I cant believe fromsoft finally added the best status
Death
Inshallah the albino desync audio is strong in this video inshallah
Least insane Norwegian streamer
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee..." 16:35
damn that is one hellish mechanic
Elden Bingus
insha'Allah Terraria mentioned 0:45 🙏🙏🙏 Terraria content shall soon be upon us
Invading bino, full of madness
im not gonna lie i modded this bit just to avoid invaders with how bad it gets and just made my save vanilla again after xD
Lets go more invasion slop I've been loving it but of course Bino invades in the most evil place, he is evil after all but using death blight in a death blight area is evil af. Also idk if it's me but Bino looks like he's aged alot comapred to a couple years ago lol.
That was one of easiest dungeons in the whole dlc, how tf do these clowns keep getting blighted? Lmao
Gracias Señor Not Albino por otro video pvp de Elden Ring y por mostrarnos su bella risa la cual resembla a cierto personaje! 😏
Jonkler
I liked the NLC music in the outro.
NLC, which one?
@@blissseeker4719 New Leaf City: Town Center from Maplestory
@@200PercentRad awesome lad, thank you. What's this game about, if you don't mind answering?
It's an MMORPG that started in 2003 from South Korea. If you want more info here's the wikipedia link.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MapleStory
@@200PercentRad thank you. seems it's changed a lot
"hade" does not mean I love you too😭
Translating "ha det" to "I love you"
Yea no but fo real
I knew invaders were assholes but this takes the cake.
he he he haw given physical form
Pyrocynical dementia riddled dog
Shoutout to my boy edgar
He has been blighted
Digimon World 1 mentioned lets gooo
This is actually such an ez rune arc farm if you think about it
Canonical Joker build