The Sickest Burns From 7 Seasons of Veep

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  • Опубліковано 9 тра 2019
  • With colorful phrases like “oil-splattered cow fucker” and “unstable piece of human scaffolding,” Veep has never been a show to pull punches in the insult department. To celebrate the finale of the iconic political satire, enjoy this collection of some of the most hurtful jabs thrown around by Selina Meyer and her sociopathic compatriots.
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  • @zacharysuero9012
    @zacharysuero9012 Рік тому +122

    In the finale, Selena and Uncle Jeff both yell at Jonah simultaneously, so the specific insults are hard to hear. But Selena says “I’m giving you a chance to be remembered for something other than the syndrome they name after you when they cut open your corpse to figure out what the fuck you were” and I think it’s the best insult of the entire show.

  • @sk8ingcoach1
    @sk8ingcoach1 5 років тому +177

    " I will have the IRS crawl so far up your husbands colon, he's gonna wish THE ONLY thing they find is MORE CANCER"

  • @Xone9
    @Xone9 2 роки тому +125

    The sickest burns are Amy calling Jonah the "monument to vaginal dryness", and pretty much every word out of Uncle Jeff's mouth.

  • @NocturnalOtaku
    @NocturnalOtaku 5 років тому +118

    “You are the world’s largest single-celled organism” was always my favorite.

  • @vincentpadovano7855
    @vincentpadovano7855 5 років тому +139

    Uncle Jeff with his laugh kills me all the time..

  • @Simon-zq9cw
    @Simon-zq9cw 3 роки тому +157

    Selena Meh is such a simple line but I am literally dying of laughter

    • @Aced84
      @Aced84 3 роки тому

      Same 🤣🤣🤣

  • @trojanpony
    @trojanpony 5 років тому +386

    “I will destroy you in ways that are so creative they will honor me for it at the Kennedy Center.” -Selina Meyer, soothsayer

    • @HelloHello-tm7uc
      @HelloHello-tm7uc 5 років тому +4

      *Selina Meh

    • @camilamedici7460
      @camilamedici7460 5 років тому +3

      im not american, so can someone, please, explain me this joke? haha

    • @trojanpony
      @trojanpony 5 років тому +14

      Camila Medici The Kennedy Center awards are considered one of the highest awards American civilians can receive, often going to actors, musicians, artists, and philanthropists who have a long track record of achievement. Ironically, Julia Louis-Dreyfus was in fact honored with the Mark Twain Prize at the Kennedy Center.

    • @shofik558
      @shofik558 4 роки тому +8

      I deid when jonah tried to repeat it.

    • @joelgustafson8283
      @joelgustafson8283 Рік тому

      My favorite was when she said something along the lines of: "I'll shove the IRS so far up your husband's ass that you'll pray that the ONLY thing they find is more cancer!"

  • @justintran5053
    @justintran5053 5 років тому +218

    Surprised they didnt use the croissant joke. There were levels to that joke

    • @dcxdawn7541
      @dcxdawn7541 5 років тому +41

      Well. Cuz it doesn't do the job, and it would make a fucking mess.

    • @Jude74
      @Jude74 5 років тому +1

      Jolly Green Jizz Face

    • @kentara_excelsior
      @kentara_excelsior 4 роки тому +1

      Justin Tran That croissant joke is legend- wait for it DARY.

  • @Gabriela-co8ee
    @Gabriela-co8ee 5 років тому +245

    How come they didn't put in the "Tell hum how slow you are Will" "I am as slow as a detective trying to solve the murder of young black man in Mississipi"

    • @pele7208
      @pele7208 5 років тому +1

      That's not season 7 but one of the best.

    • @gregthebaritone
      @gregthebaritone 5 років тому +9

      @@pele7208 Reread the title -- it's not "The Sickest Burns from Season 7"

    • @benjespina
      @benjespina 3 роки тому

      @@pele7208 a lot of these arent from season 7. The nicknames definitely werent from 7.

  • @baljj
    @baljj 5 років тому +41

    "Don't talk, don't stay, you need to f*** off and go back to west world" - I cannot handle how much I'll miss this show.

  • @jonnipannekoek1959
    @jonnipannekoek1959 5 років тому +75

    "Selina Meh"

  • @ms.rstake_1211
    @ms.rstake_1211 5 років тому +109

    This show deserves all the awards.

  • @benkata
    @benkata 5 років тому +98

    "Your Mark David Chapman's bullet" - bwahahahahaha

  • @Lubbylove89
    @Lubbylove89 2 роки тому +15

    Julia Louis Dreyfus deserves every award she's ever received. These lines are hysterical but the way this cast delivers them is brilliant. "You're Mark David Chapman's bullet." Damn these writers were good.

  • @nix2747
    @nix2747 5 років тому +68

    No one comes for Sue!

  • @patriciaa4451
    @patriciaa4451 Рік тому +8

    I will always enjoy "He's very mediocre. Of all the ocres he's the mediest"

  • @jaymac7349
    @jaymac7349 6 місяців тому +2

    “3 fux… You’re out!” 😂

  • @M24071
    @M24071 4 місяці тому +1

    "unstable piece of human scaffolding " is my favorite

  • @PluralArch
    @PluralArch 5 років тому +25

    Hyperventilation-laughing at the "teenage runaway" line. Yep--straight to hell for me.

  • @gregthebaritone
    @gregthebaritone 5 років тому +27

    I never understood why Furlong's Grimace rant didn't get more attention.

  • @jamesmarie
    @jamesmarie 5 років тому +50

    This show is just brilliant, period.
    I am jealous of the person who have just discovered this show for the first time.

    • @ben6993
      @ben6993 3 роки тому +1

      I’ve binged The Thick of It so many times, I’ve heard this is basically the US version. Hopefully it’s as good 😁

    • @jesscarter6504
      @jesscarter6504 Рік тому +1

      Well, James... you're lookin at her... wasnt a HUGE fan of Seinfeld... but I've only watched the bloopers of VEEP... FUCK ALL HYSTERICAL!!!

  • @kombatqueen5068
    @kombatqueen5068 5 років тому +35

    haha this video could easily be more than an hour long 😂😂such hilarious and witty writing

  • @MaxWang
    @MaxWang 5 років тому +22

    The sickest joke on this show which is not in this video is the one about a Mississippi detective. It's so inappropriate I'm not even quoting it here...

  • @thelastattempt666
    @thelastattempt666 5 років тому +140

    Game of thrones ruined its ending
    The true HBO show that receives a farewell standing ovation is this one:
    Veep > Game of Thrones

    • @bewareofthewombat
      @bewareofthewombat 5 років тому +5

      Fuck off with the attention-seeking you absolute twat

    • @walkz007
      @walkz007 5 років тому +4

      Facts

    • @walkz007
      @walkz007 5 років тому +3

      @@bewareofthewombat the fuck is your prkblem

    • @jackaustin5423
      @jackaustin5423 5 років тому +4

      No the last 2 seasons of this went way downhill too

    • @julianellsworth7889
      @julianellsworth7889 5 років тому +2

      VEEP had a terrible last season as well... Let's just hope Barry and WestWorld don't suffer the same fate

  • @vcharlesbenjamin
    @vcharlesbenjamin 5 років тому +7

    I’m gonna miss this show so much

  • @decadencewhimsyandsarcasm
    @decadencewhimsyandsarcasm 5 років тому +20

    You pretty much need to do a dozen+ of these, going by either the character giving them, or better the character they’re directed at

  • @jualiet2212
    @jualiet2212 5 років тому +26

    nothing will ever come close to this:(

    • @bomapdich
      @bomapdich 5 років тому +2

      The insults and writing in this show truly blow my mind. How the fuck did they even come up with these

  • @jchaitanyareddy
    @jchaitanyareddy 5 років тому +4

    This compilation could easily extend to a mini series 😂🤣

  • @deadprecedents1
    @deadprecedents1 5 років тому +3

    Holy shit I need to start watching Veep

  • @alexiatorrez7680
    @alexiatorrez7680 5 років тому +2

    Thanks 4 this video

  • @amanidiotdo
    @amanidiotdo 5 років тому +1

    This video just makes me so happy and sad because I miss them so much already

  • @stephaniehenry5617
    @stephaniehenry5617 5 років тому +4

    Love, love, love this show. I hate to see it end.

  • @daisyq3418
    @daisyq3418 5 років тому +1

    Great writers. So FUN to watch.👍👍👍💙💚💙

  • @dha6232
    @dha6232 5 років тому +15

    Way too many omissions. How do you leave out "Jolly Green Jizzface?"

  • @scotthutchison8699
    @scotthutchison8699 5 років тому +1

    Great series. The end episode bittersweet.

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 5 років тому +4

    You have to hand it to Dave Mandel and the cast, crew and writers of Veep. The final season was just brilliant. Pound for pound as funny as the rest of the series. And spreading the real-life executive cancer across several presidential candidates was comedic genius.

  • @aaronwhitehead2978
    @aaronwhitehead2978 5 років тому +2

    Hahahaha. Brilliant writing/show

  • @sirg-had8821
    @sirg-had8821 9 місяців тому

    Uncle Jeff is a goddamned champion.

  • @justinom8188
    @justinom8188 3 роки тому

    The last one was absolutely brutal.

  • @bobboo7929
    @bobboo7929 Рік тому

    Tawdry Hepburn!

  • @tommyhill199
    @tommyhill199 5 років тому +3

    Piss face? I love how lazy that one is. That and '3 fucks, you're out.'
    Also, these clips are from all over, not just season 7.

    • @saladspinner3200
      @saladspinner3200 2 роки тому

      That's exactly what the title says, burns from all 7 seasons.

  • @ejlare
    @ejlare 3 роки тому +2

    Where's "sentient enema"?

  • @SK-267
    @SK-267 5 років тому

    Non-asshole and nincompoop are my favorite!

  • @billermans
    @billermans 5 років тому +1

    Where is part 2?

  • @kylamaupin9668
    @kylamaupin9668 5 років тому +5

    Ugh i hate that it's ending

  • @akhila3048
    @akhila3048 5 років тому +1

    Zach Woods ♥️

  • @pauljones3841
    @pauljones3841 5 років тому +2

    All quality, but there was one in the last episode that had me truly rolling.
    "I have the heart and twat of a high school cheerleader who's only done anal".
    Ok, not an insult as such, but if anyone can point to a clip of that on here, I need to send it to as many people as possible for them to revel in it's magnificence.

  • @vincentpadovano7855
    @vincentpadovano7855 5 років тому

    Why bleep the curses?..

  • @PokeSailor_91
    @PokeSailor_91 5 років тому +2

    More uncle jeff

  • @causticgrip8329
    @causticgrip8329 5 років тому +5

    I just realized that she looks like Tulsi Gabbard in that red dress.

    • @ted___
      @ted___ 5 років тому +1

      OMG I can't unsee it now!!🤣

    • @lilyzuber7334
      @lilyzuber7334 5 років тому +3

      Don’t disrespect Selina that way

  • @farmbrough
    @farmbrough 4 роки тому

    You censored it? Do you not understand the programme?

  • @passiveagressive4983
    @passiveagressive4983 3 роки тому

    Where is the Croissant speech?

  • @anthonydargis4441
    @anthonydargis4441 2 роки тому

    No, Amy's ringo, you're mark David Chapman's bullet
    How did they write that

  • @patrickfuchs6086
    @patrickfuchs6086 5 років тому +3

    Why would you put music over this?

  • @passiveagressive4983
    @passiveagressive4983 3 роки тому +1

    Selena Meh😂😂😂

  • @bobboo7929
    @bobboo7929 Рік тому

    Vp for vaguely personable

  • @jeannettecampbell685
    @jeannettecampbell685 5 років тому +1

    Alot of these were from nowhere near season seven!! Some were from season 1 or 2

  • @MrSkippingpig
    @MrSkippingpig 5 років тому

    What's the point of bleeping this video?

  • @tommo9176
    @tommo9176 5 років тому +1

    Selina meh

  • @jbudlo2
    @jbudlo2 5 років тому

    This isn't season 7.

  • @jacktheladstevens
    @jacktheladstevens 3 роки тому +1

    Tim Simons (Jonah) saved season 7 from being a total disaster. The writers completely killed any likeability the Dan character may have once had, the season 7 one belongs on a CW show not HBO. Julia Dreyfus tried her best but even she realised how bad the storylines were that season

  • @bringiton5282
    @bringiton5282 5 років тому +1

    The insults lost some of their gratuity, harshness and inventiveness with the last few seasons.

    • @maggiesinthemud5638
      @maggiesinthemud5638 5 років тому +1

      You should watch the show it's based on. The thick of it. Or at least a compilation of malcolm tucker's best insults. Makes this seem like a children's show

  • @hareega
    @hareega 4 роки тому

    Looove Veep but thumbs down for censoring

  • @chandlerjacobs1714
    @chandlerjacobs1714 3 роки тому

    Y’all ruined this with the bleeps

  • @lexor521
    @lexor521 5 років тому

    I don't think they're going to get a lot of fans with the Jehovah Witnesses all that foul language not that I care