If the President Was Asian

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  • @mrnigelng
    @mrnigelng 3 роки тому +53684

    Haiyaaa this president too funny 😂 😂

  • @geograymon55
    @geograymon55 3 роки тому +27793

    "Don't be a dick." Is by far the greatest political slogan I've ever heard.

  • @sharkboy4888
    @sharkboy4888 3 роки тому +3788

    Steven's dad is the voice inside steven's head yelling at him telling him whats right and whats wrong

  • @crusader5013
    @crusader5013 3 роки тому +12161

    In the debate, the only thing he’d say to the other candidate is “failure”

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 роки тому +1944

      he could win jus t off that one word

    • @serpentinewolf7085
      @serpentinewolf7085 3 роки тому +165

      @@StevenHe
      I would actually vote for a Candidate that did that word for word.

    • @Drebin2293
      @Drebin2293 3 роки тому +86

      @@StevenHe Yep. Trump won talking about a wall. Anything's possible in America.

    • @ok4412
      @ok4412 3 роки тому +44

      @@Drebin2293 I don't see how talking about borders is out of the ordinary lol. I thought your comment was going somewhere else.

    • @Endershock1678
      @Endershock1678 3 роки тому +49

      To be fair, did you see the last presidential debate? The bar isn't high.

  • @BubbleTea10
    @BubbleTea10 Рік тому +900

    “I can buy a car and drive my unconscious self for $5,000”
    - Steven’s dad

    • @bennythemonk
      @bennythemonk Рік тому +33

      With one foot..... other foot was starting own business.

    • @lucsilverwolf141
      @lucsilverwolf141 Рік тому +5

      @@bennythemonk while one hand is selling rice and the other one driving xD

    • @paulinakowalska3601
      @paulinakowalska3601 8 місяців тому

      But isn't it a true? Xd

  • @josiah42
    @josiah42 3 роки тому +18741

    I'd vote for this guy. He could actually balance a budget.

    • @tongdawu2041
      @tongdawu2041 3 роки тому +552

      Is there a discount?

    • @cotton966
      @cotton966 3 роки тому +72

      @@tongdawu2041
      lmaooo

    • @blackbangtan8943
      @blackbangtan8943 3 роки тому +28

      Nooo iam the 999th like 😭

    • @user-xc4bm3pu2w
      @user-xc4bm3pu2w 3 роки тому +14

      Bro ur name sounds a little weird

    • @aux2414
      @aux2414 3 роки тому +62

      He would call us all disappointment

  • @Zimbax
    @Zimbax 3 роки тому +10035

    I am addicted to your channel. Help

    • @onepieceisthebestanime8645
      @onepieceisthebestanime8645 3 роки тому +67

      Verified 2 likes?!?

    • @slutslayer2646
      @slutslayer2646 3 роки тому +65

      This is our lives now, not you nor I can change that

    • @Isthatabridge
      @Isthatabridge 3 роки тому +42

      replying to verified youtubers ive never heard of part 25

    • @Zimbax
      @Zimbax 3 роки тому +137

      What the haaaaiiil you say??

    • @Zimbax
      @Zimbax 3 роки тому +84

      Okay jk

  • @denoftools
    @denoftools 3 роки тому +3157

    We like the stock!!!

    • @cringeperson2498
      @cringeperson2498 3 роки тому +38

      Im surprised how there are non comments yet and you have check mark
      Edit
      My auto correct is garbage

    • @SK-or9bo
      @SK-or9bo 3 роки тому +7

      The bear!!!!!

    • @KooperTrooper
      @KooperTrooper 3 роки тому +16

      “Not financial advice as I’m just retarded”

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 роки тому +182

      It’s a good stock

    • @MADTECH757
      @MADTECH757 3 роки тому +3

      @@StevenHe can you make a video with all bloopers

  • @joseppi78
    @joseppi78 Рік тому +554

    "we can destroy man kind 15 times and you still need more money?" had me in tears 😂🤣

    • @randomgrinn
      @randomgrinn Рік тому

      Military always needs more money. But teachers and starving people? Nah, our conservative media isn't there for them.

    • @NerrawGnap
      @NerrawGnap 5 місяців тому +5

      Depressingly accurate? Yes. Side-splitting hilarious? Also Yes. 🤣

    • @NerrawGnap
      @NerrawGnap 5 місяців тому +4

      Depressingly accurate? Yes. Side-splitting hilarious? Also Yes. 🤣

    • @wanyaisneed3972
      @wanyaisneed3972 5 місяців тому +3

      I honestly believe that they are trying to build a plane to go to the nether

  • @h-man1371
    @h-man1371 3 роки тому +4406

    "She got charged 5,000 dollars for an ambulance ride after she fainted."
    FINANCIAL DAMAGE

    • @Slayr.
      @Slayr. 3 роки тому +332

      Which also causes more EMOTIONAL DAMAGE. Very affective.
      *2 for 1 deal is good deal, not too expensive.*

    • @Cross177
      @Cross177 3 роки тому +137

      Don’t lie,
      We read the FINANCIAL DAMAGE line in the EMOTIONAL DAMAGE tone.

    • @lari.2909
      @lari.2909 2 роки тому +14

      Underrated loooooooool

    • @octo1129
      @octo1129 2 роки тому +42

      @@Cross177 fiNAAANcial DAAAmaGE

    • @Toasty_Prod
      @Toasty_Prod 2 роки тому +5

      Lol

  • @troglodytamteolol4035
    @troglodytamteolol4035 3 роки тому +6664

    Steven He's dad is secretly a Chinese mafia boss who took over the world while walking to school on one foot.

    • @cheesyslide580
      @cheesyslide580 3 роки тому +403

      through several dimensions while fighting off lions with his bare hands

    • @aberrant814
      @aberrant814 3 роки тому +351

      while his othee foot was starting a business

    • @gabrielaizquierdo5174
      @gabrielaizquierdo5174 3 роки тому +238

      Going up hill both ways one foot already in a business

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 роки тому +1049

      literally before he arrived in school

    • @nachox28x28
      @nachox28x28 3 роки тому +173

      Uphill.
      Both ways

  • @Yaya0831
    @Yaya0831 3 роки тому +3729

    " 50 golds medal and 1 silver "
    " Sil?! "
    " You know what this is, this call FAILURE "
    LMAO

    • @jayATUK
      @jayATUK 3 роки тому +26

      😂 That was my favourite part

    • @ibaranarukami8727
      @ibaranarukami8727 3 роки тому +10

      @@jayATUK Same hahahah 😂

    • @pywang2212
      @pywang2212 3 роки тому +5

      600

    • @wilsonofcanada
      @wilsonofcanada 3 роки тому +23

      **better not mention the bronze metals then**

    • @98.951
      @98.951 3 роки тому +6

      china after olympics be like

  • @LoneWolffanwriter
    @LoneWolffanwriter Рік тому +149

    The long pause after the GameStop stock headline, and just asking, "What's wrong with that?"
    Gets me every single time.

  • @Jay-ik2bg
    @Jay-ik2bg 3 роки тому +19357

    VOTE FOR ME, TOGETHER WE CAN ERASE FAILURE

    • @Justkoto
      @Justkoto 3 роки тому +237

      This comment has 10 likes just saying now because I think this comment will get a lot of likes

    • @Jay-ik2bg
      @Jay-ik2bg 3 роки тому +81

      I don know, but Steven pp even more failure. It got a B ON DA PP TEST

    • @Pomatoed
      @Pomatoed 3 роки тому +14

      yes

    • @Jay-ik2bg
      @Jay-ik2bg 3 роки тому +17

      @@Justkoto thanks bro

    • @Bonehead24-7
      @Bonehead24-7 3 роки тому +6

      I raise stoopid only

  • @makiahilton3222
    @makiahilton3222 3 роки тому +4081

    "We can already destroy the earth 15 time why you need more money" really got me

    • @hamdankhan319
      @hamdankhan319 3 роки тому +85

      "Sir, other countries keep trying to ditch the dollar, sir"

    • @jiantang1048
      @jiantang1048 3 роки тому +46

      Covid: "Yes, Mr. Presdient, you called for me?"

    • @chairsilver2
      @chairsilver2 3 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @GoatMan-dl5ds
      @GoatMan-dl5ds 3 роки тому +16

      Seriously our defense budget is nearly 4 times what the entire lower half of the American working class contributed to the US budget in 2018.

    • @marcbarbier5646
      @marcbarbier5646 3 роки тому +1

      @@hamdankhan319 isn't that a good thing ?

  • @PeterBoddy
    @PeterBoddy 3 роки тому +584

    I'd vote for that guy. "Don't be a dick!" is a great campaign slogan.

    • @angelinacalabrese3698
      @angelinacalabrese3698 3 роки тому +9

      I KNOW RIGHT?! STEVE'S DAD SHOULD BE PRESIDENT!

    • @logannuculaj487
      @logannuculaj487 27 днів тому

      Disappointment and failure should be the slogan.

    • @martindick6001
      @martindick6001 9 днів тому

      Personal opinion, but if he was a candidate, I'd take offense to that. He needs to be more specific, or have the family to diner and put it on the news that our family is the reason companies set their standards to our levels. No one can hold to our standards, so their just failures.
      My dad went in for an interview 55 years ago with owner of company. Needed to make a call.
      Owner: is he one of yours
      Grandpa: yes, he's my youngest, knows how to run machine shop.
      Owner: how much to pay him
      Grandpa: $x
      Owner: thank you, what I needed to know
      Owner turns to dad.
      Owner: everything checks out, $x+$1\hr sound ok? if so when do you want to start?
      Dad: need 2 weeks for old job, so 2½ weeks?
      My interview 25 years ago.
      HR: they don't rehire people who have left before, but I'll ask.
      HR: (next day) when do you want an interview?
      Manager: so you worked on x, y, z?
      Me: and a,b, c.
      Manager: HR said you didn't take the test for computer
      Me: nope, computer and server wasn't working. So I fixed it and paired their network to the main computer as well as the other 2 that hadn't worked in a while.
      Manager: can you start Monday?
      Week later
      Manager and old manager come to me: your old dept is falling behind, could you field some calls?
      Me:can I have the tools to watch call volume and change my que as needed?
      Manager: that's for managers only.
      Old manager looks at new manager: not unreasonable for him, yes you can.
      Me: thanks, could you change my air roll I get the program?
      2 weeks later
      Manager: I understand more now. Your interview was to show up and hire you even if I didn't like you. Let other managers know if I don't want you.
      So the usage of Dick shouldn't be a bad thing. LMFAO

  • @paulhelms9675
    @paulhelms9675 Рік тому +98

    "DONT BE A DIK"
    Bro solved world peace in 4 words

  • @avantibalaji4246
    @avantibalaji4246 3 роки тому +2132

    "I can buy myself a car and drive my unconsously self for $5000"!!!! IM IN LOVE WITH STEVEN'S HUMOUR

    • @Njaewin
      @Njaewin 3 роки тому +13

      so funny and yet full of satire.

    • @the_og_alpha
      @the_og_alpha 3 роки тому +10

      @@ViveekChaudhaary and there it is, the random Simp comment on a girl's comment

    • @ViveekChaudhaary
      @ViveekChaudhaary 3 роки тому +3

      @@the_og_alpha okay my pet's assistant🤣

    • @mistereggway9141
      @mistereggway9141 3 роки тому +4

      @@ViveekChaudhaary are you high?

    • @ardianfathurrohman
      @ardianfathurrohman 3 роки тому

      @@ViveekChaudhaary Fookin maniac

  • @zinc2zinc2
    @zinc2zinc2 3 роки тому +2749

    The hospital bill one is so true,sad,funny, tragic, genius and disapointing. Amazing acting and scene xD

    • @juzyx
      @juzyx 3 роки тому +48

      in my country, calling the ambulance for minor incidents is just $10

    • @aino2835
      @aino2835 3 роки тому +137

      @@juzyx in my country calling the ambulance is free lmao

    • @sirineplata3069
      @sirineplata3069 3 роки тому +15

      In mine it’s about $750

    • @aino2835
      @aino2835 3 роки тому +6

      @@sirineplata3069 omg. can I ask you where are you from?

    • @juzyx
      @juzyx 3 роки тому +25

      @@aino2835 well mine has a $10 charge its cux our people back then were abusing it calling ambulance for the smallest of things

  • @eqWillibrium
    @eqWillibrium 3 роки тому +6251

    President: Don’t be a dick.
    - Literally 5 seconds earlier -
    “I talked with Santa, you’re getting fired for Christmas.”

    • @frog9907
      @frog9907 3 роки тому +49

      No you're getting fire not fired

    • @eqWillibrium
      @eqWillibrium 3 роки тому +84

      @@frog9907 ……yeah, he tells his employee who wants to go on break that he’s getting fire for Christmas. What, like, his house burns down?

    • @liesdamnlies3372
      @liesdamnlies3372 3 роки тому +78

      That’s not being a dick. That’s clear workplace communication with employees, so they know where they can improve.

    • @BobTheSnail759
      @BobTheSnail759 3 роки тому +2

      *chirstmas

    • @guyver441
      @guyver441 3 роки тому +7

      @@liesdamnlies3372 Ah, been through that course too, I see. : )

  • @dannyr2976
    @dannyr2976 Рік тому +92

    _"You're missing 28 billion dollars.. What, you don't see this...?"_ cracked me the hell up! Too damn funny!

  • @abdu8359
    @abdu8359 3 роки тому +1480

    “I’m still an actor”
    “Actor?! I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries please."
    You can't come back front that...

    • @dzenis758
      @dzenis758 3 роки тому +34

      I thought he said rice and was thinking who the hell eats a burger with rice? Asians lol

    • @Melon_Canser
      @Melon_Canser 3 роки тому +4

      @@dzenis758 same 😂😂

    • @claire1961
      @claire1961 3 роки тому +16

      Sir this is a McDonald's
      Wait a minute-

    • @YoungNJimmy
      @YoungNJimmy 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @duck5304
      @duck5304 3 роки тому +6

      @@dzenis758 you’ll be surprised at what Asians would eat rice with
      source: experience

  • @meghanaparida1973
    @meghanaparida1973 3 роки тому +10404

    Everyone, let's make Steven get gold, so that he won't be a failure.

  • @NotimPorten
    @NotimPorten 3 роки тому +3197

    "Don't be a dik" should be the slogan for his candidacy campaign.

    • @herosdiaz8757
      @herosdiaz8757 3 роки тому +45

      And in front of it on the sleeve should say
      "why?"

    • @sunniproductions1951
      @sunniproductions1951 3 роки тому +26

      dont be a failure

    • @RSCB
      @RSCB 3 роки тому +19

      And don't be a dik

    • @MF3CAC
      @MF3CAC 3 роки тому +3

      Yessssss

    • @draconshot928
      @draconshot928 3 роки тому +6

      In a private message:"Don't be a failure at being such a dik. We don't take no B's here in anything."

  • @merlin4649
    @merlin4649 Рік тому +59

    "The Art of Making A Tie Look Both Oversized And Undersized At The Same Time"

    • @jacobwansleeben
      @jacobwansleeben 5 місяців тому +3

      1000-year-old ancient Chinese art.

  • @jasminechua3175
    @jasminechua3175 3 роки тому +7777

    "Everyone should be kind to each other.And DONT BE A DICK"
    That's my new motto

  • @mikek7660
    @mikek7660 3 роки тому +683

    "Here's our budgets for the last 20 years from all 52 departments."
    "You're missing 28 billion dollars."
    "...what? How did you--"
    "What? You can't do quick maths?"

  • @MrDanny1911
    @MrDanny1911 Рік тому +83

    This guy is not just a national treasure, he's world heritage.

  • @xxmidnight12xx18
    @xxmidnight12xx18 3 роки тому +1757

    “Don’t be a D***.” Steven’s dad is wise beyond his years.

    • @mixd1738
      @mixd1738 3 роки тому +6

      Yep

    • @Ash-yl3zc
      @Ash-yl3zc 3 роки тому +20

      Back in his day, years wasn't invented yet

    • @xxmidnight12xx18
      @xxmidnight12xx18 3 роки тому +7

      @@Ash-yl3zc back in his day eternity wasn’t even thought of yet

    • @gachabloxgirl3958
      @gachabloxgirl3958 3 роки тому +8

      @@xxmidnight12xx18 back in his day day wasn't invented yet

    • @vandanadubey6605
      @vandanadubey6605 3 роки тому +2

      1kth like

  • @nerdgummiclusters
    @nerdgummiclusters 3 роки тому +1900

    “Don’t be a D.ick”
    was used more than “What the hail”
    that doesn’t seem right

  • @superrupee
    @superrupee 3 роки тому +3334

    Steven: I'm still an actor
    Steven's dad: Can I have a double cheeseburger with fries
    He hit him too hard

  • @onetuliptree
    @onetuliptree Рік тому +7

    Don't let Steven's dad find out about the Diamond button, congrats on Gold.

  • @JackG515
    @JackG515 3 роки тому +11705

    He’s actually a pretty cool president:
    He wants everybody to treat everyone else with respect
    He wants to fix the healthcare system
    He recognizes that the defense budget is unreasonably high
    He wants everyone to achieve the highest standard possible
    He promotes dedication and hard work in his employees throughout the entire day, even during their “lunch break”
    He provides such good work incentives that all of his employees work through the holidays
    He can do quick maths

  • @TheAntiburglar
    @TheAntiburglar 3 роки тому +789

    "Don be a DIK" - Asian President who brought world peace and led the world into a New Golden Age

  • @brunamonroe2261
    @brunamonroe2261 3 роки тому +4175

    "I can buy a car and drive my unconscious self to the hospital for $5,000" 😭

  • @saraalberts6593
    @saraalberts6593 Рік тому +32

    I laugh so hard whenever he says “don’t be a dick” repeatedly. My sister says that all the time, so I made her watch this. I can’t tell you how funny her reaction was.

  • @ad11177
    @ad11177 3 роки тому +870

    "Don't be a deek"
    *Steven single-handedly achieves World peace.*

    • @electriccrowdyt3982
      @electriccrowdyt3982 3 роки тому +8

      steven is the son

    • @aidendoesstuff185
      @aidendoesstuff185 3 роки тому +7

      The president you mean

    • @lilricebowl9731
      @lilricebowl9731 3 роки тому +4

      Nobel peace prize

    • @ad11177
      @ad11177 3 роки тому +1

      @•p e r r y• never gon give you up never gonna let you downnn never gonna let harrrry potter die ouuttt

    • @toffeelatte6042
      @toffeelatte6042 3 роки тому

      [AVENGERS THEME TUNE INTENSIFIES]

  • @blyatman9726
    @blyatman9726 3 роки тому +2462

    "We can already destroy mankind 15 times"
    A terrifying yet funny sentence

    • @rottenappple3716
      @rottenappple3716 3 роки тому +5

      Wooooooooh

    • @pywang2212
      @pywang2212 3 роки тому +11

      I was watching the vid and heard this line as I found ur comment
      It’s like subtitles

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 2 роки тому +3

      At this point I say we just do it

    • @ryanclemons1
      @ryanclemons1 2 роки тому +3

      Even more so now

    • @backpackpepelon3867
      @backpackpepelon3867 2 роки тому +2

      @@StarboyXL9 hopefully they just gonna trade blows between the west and Russia and stop to talk after half of the cities in both side got wiped out. It would be catastrophic if they ends up using all of their nuclear bombs, I mean US could blow up all of its nuclear arsenal in New York, and its gonna kills billions of people worldwide.

  • @jessicagnv958
    @jessicagnv958 3 роки тому +449

    This man is Steven's paternal figure, a substitute teacher, the face of Beijing corn, a lion fighter, an amazon echo inventor, a child entrepreneur, and now a president... damn.

    • @emilyN1
      @emilyN1 3 роки тому +17

      He’s got as many careers as Barbie.

    • @jessicagnv958
      @jessicagnv958 3 роки тому +6

      @@emilyN1 omg LMAO

    • @threshdyr8871
      @threshdyr8871 3 роки тому +5

      Asian Johnny Sins

    • @Asahinohane
      @Asahinohane 3 роки тому +3

      a physicist too, he invented physics actually :D

    • @RozyPoyo
      @RozyPoyo 3 роки тому +1

      Plus he got a ghost.

  • @GalaxyDragonArt
    @GalaxyDragonArt 7 місяців тому +6

    “WHAT DA HALL!” Got me laughing my head off!😂😂😂 and then there was the look after the line for the jet into the Nether! 😂😂 I love all your videos!

  • @coldchillin8382
    @coldchillin8382 3 роки тому +632

    “We can already kill mankind 15 times why you need more money?” 🤣 😭

    • @melonbun7511
      @melonbun7511 3 роки тому +21

      To go to the nether 😂

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 3 роки тому +3

      @@melonbun7511 Okay. It's a go.

    • @mr_h831
      @mr_h831 3 роки тому +2

      WHAT'S SAD IS, HE'S NOT WRONG.
      THAT WAS THE BEST AMERICAN RELATED JOKE IN THERE
      LIKE
      OOF
      MY SIDES
      XD

  • @givrally
    @givrally 3 роки тому +1624

    I'm a math major, I had one exam in the whole semester where calculators were allowed and I forgot to take one. I could have been a *failure* and asked for one, but I stayed prideful and did the whole thing with only my brain and a piece of paper.
    I aced it.
    Steven's dad, are you proud of me ?

    • @sunnylaurie91
      @sunnylaurie91 3 роки тому +224

      Yeah,but can you cook rice?

    • @givrally
      @givrally 3 роки тому +154

      @@sunnylaurie91 ... In 1 minute and 2 seconds. 😣

    • @sunnylaurie91
      @sunnylaurie91 3 роки тому +191

      @@givrally Such failure.I show you how to cook rice under one minute.

    • @lauryn856
      @lauryn856 3 роки тому +14

      @@sunnylaurie91 What's your best timing?

    • @ginger6300
      @ginger6300 3 роки тому +40

      Lauryn I have a time of 56 seconds... I’m such a FAILURE

  • @gadman85
    @gadman85 2 роки тому +5980

    "We're missing 28 billion dollars."
    "What?! How did- How did you- what?"
    "What? You don't see this? Can't do quick maths?!" This part had me laughing so much.

    • @ilovecats9336
      @ilovecats9336 2 роки тому +117

      That was the best part, my Mother never let me use a calculator until I hit algebra!

    • @thunderturbine8860
      @thunderturbine8860 2 роки тому +17

      Lmao 😂😂 the best part

    • @HighOnTech_099
      @HighOnTech_099 2 роки тому +53

      @@ilovecats9336 Indians dont use calculator till engineering

    • @leoallison636
      @leoallison636 2 роки тому +19

      the best part was that it was blank

    • @jasonreed1631
      @jasonreed1631 2 роки тому +70

      The most unbelievable part of that line was that there was only $28B missing

  • @ljss6805
    @ljss6805 Рік тому +35

    Love how he can't even finish saying "silver" before being overwhelmed with the pain of someone else's failure.

  • @TheBeatboxHitmanTwo
    @TheBeatboxHitmanTwo 3 роки тому +4682

    I'm just here to leave my... (puts on shades) daily Steven He comment 😎. *YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH*

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 роки тому +493

      legend. always welcome in my comments

    • @Trolled-hc6qk
      @Trolled-hc6qk 3 роки тому +18

      @@StevenHe hi

    • @TheBeatboxHitmanTwo
      @TheBeatboxHitmanTwo 3 роки тому +13

      @@StevenHe thank you good sir.

    • @SupremeLion
      @SupremeLion 3 роки тому +4

      @@StevenHe is it ok if i can make a video of u being an announcer on a game?

    • @raven9283
      @raven9283 3 роки тому +1

      @@SupremeLion contacto him but not here

  • @whitegoliath2557
    @whitegoliath2557 3 роки тому +865

    The man calculated 20 years worth of billions in *58* seconds

    • @weirdfreak98
      @weirdfreak98 3 роки тому +16

      Less it took him like five seconds

    • @buenoloco4455
      @buenoloco4455 3 роки тому +9

      With no calculator... WhAt Aae juu? I know, B- Failure!!! Silv... hell no!! XD XD XD

    • @whitegoliath2557
      @whitegoliath2557 3 роки тому +5

      Whatd da heeelll

    • @Dogprofile
      @Dogprofile 3 роки тому

      Actually it was *3 seconds*

    • @aironzen
      @aironzen 3 роки тому

      Asian powers at its finest

  • @aeshaahme3774
    @aeshaahme3774 2 роки тому +2697

    “Treat each other with kindness, and don’t be an idiot”
    -Sun Tzu, art of politics.

    • @lazarous2772
      @lazarous2772 2 роки тому +37

      yeah i mean its better than anything else anybody has said.

    • @ga1aes262
      @ga1aes262 2 роки тому +4

      Today be like

    • @vivianag7847
      @vivianag7847 2 роки тому +4

      🤣

    • @jslferrell
      @jslferrell 2 роки тому +1

      Confucius says-don’t be a failure. AND DON’T BE A DICK!

    • @aishi_rei
      @aishi_rei 2 роки тому +2

      That’s how society became delinquents.

  • @NowayIscored
    @NowayIscored Рік тому +15

    “Into the Nether” had me laughing😂😂😂

    • @Ampman-wp5uv
      @Ampman-wp5uv 6 місяців тому +1

      Can I get a discount?

    • @lokakiu8285
      @lokakiu8285 4 місяці тому

      this comment is underated. that Nether one sent me rolling on the floor!

  • @loganlomax5956
    @loganlomax5956 3 роки тому +708

    "3x the speed of light into the NETHER" that's a sentence that would stop anyone

  • @anesh1806
    @anesh1806 3 роки тому +1147

    I feel very safe knowing that the United States is in Stevens Hands

    • @ovarianbarbarian4186
      @ovarianbarbarian4186 3 роки тому +37

      Agreed. Great slogan "Dont be a dick"

    • @Sakitsunebi
      @Sakitsunebi 3 роки тому +29

      Tbh, if that guy was president, we'd have a balanced budget, be paying our debt off and probably get rid of alot of wasteful spending

    • @iaincowell9747
      @iaincowell9747 3 роки тому +4

      Who's Stevens Hands & why is the United States in him?

    • @anesh1806
      @anesh1806 3 роки тому +3

      @@iaincowell9747 It doesn't literally mean it’s in Steven’s Hand it just means he’s gonna have a lot of responsibility being president

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 3 роки тому +7

      @@Sakitsunebi And No dicks allowed. They've been outlawed.

  • @gasolinedrinker4899
    @gasolinedrinker4899 3 роки тому +217

    "Don't be a d--k" must be some of the most inspirational words in the world. Steven just ended world issues with that line.

    • @tiny99990
      @tiny99990 3 роки тому +1

      I wonder if Biden or Obama tried that with Putin... I don't think they did considering he's a bigger dick now than he was yesterday... I mean there really isn't any way to respond to it either the best way to respond to that is to say, alrighty then I am ending this call now... at which point they have lost the conversation

    • @travissmith2848
      @travissmith2848 3 роки тому +3

      Sadly, "Treat your fellow being with the concern and respect due them as your fellow being." Has been a part of nearly every major and a lot of minor religions and other world views for millennia and Southern Baptists argue over which division is the only right one and Catholics and Protestants have a hard time sharing an island without killing each other.
      World peace really _is_ just as simple as "Don't be a d--k", always has been, and we still don't have it.

    • @florentinopattugalan8920
      @florentinopattugalan8920 3 роки тому

      Getting it on a shirt

    • @gasolinedrinker4899
      @gasolinedrinker4899 3 роки тому

      @@florentinopattugalan8920 smart

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 3 роки тому

      200th like

  • @Sun_Tzu1
    @Sun_Tzu1 Рік тому +3

    Watching these for a long time now. Subscribed at last.

  • @connzz4143
    @connzz4143 3 роки тому +1127

    “I CAN BUY A CAR AND DRIVE MY UNCONSCIOUS SELF FOR 5 THOUSAND DOLLAR-A” -Steven He

    • @static4939
      @static4939 3 роки тому +34

      I heard it as “I CAN BUY A CAR AND DRIVE MY UNCLE TO SALE FOR 5 THOUSAND DOLLAR-A”

    • @mr.hypersound6669
      @mr.hypersound6669 3 роки тому +18

      I heard it as "I CAN BUY A CAR AND DRIVEMY UNCULTURED SELF FOR 5 THOUSAND DOLLAR-A

    • @FakeJake5843
      @FakeJake5843 3 роки тому +3

      I dont know what I heard lol

    • @destiny7269
      @destiny7269 3 роки тому

      @@static4939 lmao thats funny but just so wrong

    • @idislikeconflict313
      @idislikeconflict313 3 роки тому

      Hes saying “…dollar la”

  • @BeUngovernable4
    @BeUngovernable4 3 роки тому +670

    "Don't be a d*ck"- most presidential advice ever.

  • @F4LS3_R34L1TY
    @F4LS3_R34L1TY 3 роки тому +501

    "can't do quick maths?" had me dying the floor laughing
    (Edit: What the hail- How did I get so many likes?-)

  • @darkerthanblack500
    @darkerthanblack500 Рік тому +6

    That "why?" And that expression is on spot

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 роки тому +3639

    Holds up silver play button
    This is a failure lol
    Classic

    • @NLaiNLazma
      @NLaiNLazma 3 роки тому +1

      Hello there checkmark

    • @NostalgiaMan
      @NostalgiaMan 3 роки тому +5

      @@NLaiNLazma yooooooooooo

    • @moccha8
      @moccha8 3 роки тому +3

      You're everywhere

    • @BRDman8045
      @BRDman8045 3 роки тому +4

      Emoootional daaymage

    • @moriscoley5328
      @moriscoley5328 3 роки тому +4

      This man is smart and funny!! 'Don't be a dik', What the Hell!!

  • @reddef76
    @reddef76 3 роки тому +2379

    "Wallstreet has been taken down by a group of gamers buying Game Stop stock."
    "What's wrong with that?"
    So good!

    • @juzyx
      @juzyx 3 роки тому +55

      Nothing wrong with that! all part of the stock market game XD

    • @LilyUnicorn
      @LilyUnicorn 3 роки тому +5

      Wallstreet has been taken down by a group of idiots buying stock from practically bankrupt companies that produce zero profit. have you seen its balance sheet!!!!
      Its like buying stock into a failing childs lemonade business who buys materials at 5 dollars and sells for 2 and still has to pay all 1000 of their shareholders 1 buck a piece.
      I understand startups and the like but businesses that are on their way to death and only up to repay their original investors what theyre due before declaring bankruptcy are really not good stocks. I would never advise something so ludicrous.
      Theres playing risky then theres just putting money into weird places that have no reason to be messed with and ruining other small starter investors who have practically no money to counter it.
      The filthy rich are not whining about those stocks. Their stocks plummeting several thousands is like a penny to what is in their savings.
      Its the normal people getting a leg up that are whining.
      Better off slugging that money at digital coins

    • @j4ck3t
      @j4ck3t 3 роки тому +59

      @@LilyUnicorn I don't think you understood what the game stop stock rush was about. I will keep it brief, they punished people trying to exploit the system.

    • @greyeaglem
      @greyeaglem 3 роки тому +64

      @@LilyUnicorn Which makes you wonder why hedge funds would own that stock in the first place. They were selling short on it and the Reddit people beat them at their own game. These hedge funds manipulate the market all the time and screw the little investors. They got a taste of their own medicine for a change, and they didn't like it.

    • @Kvint-kh12345
      @Kvint-kh12345 3 роки тому +12

      ​@@greyeaglem they didn't care. Because they are "too big to fail" and got 10x what they lost with all those money Government printed out of thin air and gave to them.

  • @junsengjs
    @junsengjs 3 роки тому +418

    "Everybody should treat each other with kindness, and don't be a dick!"
    Its a shame many people fail to comprehend that.

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 роки тому +1

      hey guys I make short skits like Steven He! Can you guys check them out😇 🙏...

    • @Riprie
      @Riprie 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, because political leaders don't call out the people they are suppose to lead.

    • @user-oh1mk6qq8u
      @user-oh1mk6qq8u 3 роки тому

      0:32

    • @user-oh1mk6qq8u
      @user-oh1mk6qq8u 3 роки тому

      Don't ask for a timestamp

    • @aswehdebrej
      @aswehdebrej 3 роки тому

      timestamp pls

  • @boboscar99
    @boboscar99 3 місяці тому +1

    been loving your vids for a long time just subbed so you get the gold lol best of luck man thank you for the laughs

  • @danzigrulze5211
    @danzigrulze5211 3 роки тому +1811

    Everyone knows a real Asian president would wear gold frame aviators.

    • @danzigrulze5211
      @danzigrulze5211 3 роки тому +65

      @thunderstar86 As long as you didn't use a calculator to get that percentage, it's legit.

    • @couchcrestation6464
      @couchcrestation6464 3 роки тому +9

      I am as white as they come and I wear gold frame aviators

    • @nandafaiqfadhlurrahman2144
      @nandafaiqfadhlurrahman2144 3 роки тому +6

      @@couchcrestation6464 then you got good taste

    • @averagejoey2000
      @averagejoey2000 3 роки тому +10

      @thunderstar86 gold frame aviator turn you Asian

    • @Gutraidh
      @Gutraidh 3 роки тому +4

      @@danzigrulze5211 As Asian you don't use a calculator to get the percentage but you use one to show it.

  • @ConstellationEternalLucidDream
    @ConstellationEternalLucidDream 2 роки тому +3901

    Dangit, we need a president like this- actually competent, helps fix medical industry, does math, calls out bs!

    • @jonathanblair5920
      @jonathanblair5920 2 роки тому +187

      At this point, I would almost settle for just being able to do math... Can we make that a requirement?

    • @tyler1673
      @tyler1673 2 роки тому +198

      @@jonathanblair5920 A math exam for every president. I'm down for making that federal law.

    • @PolorX25
      @PolorX25 2 роки тому +57

      To bad it’s not just the that position but everyone in control of the country needs to be replaced with people who will do something.

    • @andrewhinson4323
      @andrewhinson4323 2 роки тому +42

      @@PolorX25 all of the medical industry problems exist because politicians have been "doing something" for decades. Dismantle every federal structure that regulates the medical industry and watch prices get muuuch lower. Price fixing reduces quality and drives up the cost.

    • @lordofthered1257
      @lordofthered1257 2 роки тому +34

      So Trump then.

  • @Astrophiliq
    @Astrophiliq 3 роки тому +707

    "Can I have a discount?" literally my mom at the store every time when the discounts are off but they didn't take the sign off.

    • @SoulCrusherEx
      @SoulCrusherEx 3 роки тому +4

      Criiinge...

    • @trustme-8058
      @trustme-8058 3 роки тому +19

      @@SoulCrusherEx what’s cringe other then your name???

    • @SoulCrusherEx
      @SoulCrusherEx 3 роки тому

      @@trustme-8058 said the one who calls himself french Vanilla. Pah, get out of here scrub

    • @trustme-8058
      @trustme-8058 3 роки тому +15

      @@SoulCrusherEx anyway, what’s cringe about the comment?

    • @SoulCrusherEx
      @SoulCrusherEx 3 роки тому

      @@trustme-8058 its not the commentor but the story. Do you not find it cringe to see people who Act like the way that Mother acts in the story? For me thats cringe worthy thats why I commented with Cringe

  • @logannuculaj487
    @logannuculaj487 27 днів тому +1

    I’d vote for him. He’s gonna help us go into other worlds by traveling at 3 times the speed of light into the nether.

  • @Stefan-jv8zk
    @Stefan-jv8zk 3 роки тому +736

    “What they use calculator too? Stupid!!” HAHAHAH woke my parents up laughing so hard from that

    • @DragonguyA
      @DragonguyA 3 роки тому +10

      I'm pretty sure professional statisticians are given technology like calculators and other sciency mumbo-jumbo so...

    • @naimanpunk
      @naimanpunk 3 роки тому

      @@DragonguyA why us asians only have our brain to use. and pro statistics still at disadvantage

    • @semerahpadi4484
      @semerahpadi4484 3 роки тому +1

      Actually i am impressed with my senior consultant, they really can estimated multiplication and division using their brain, and we used calculator but still slower than their mental calculation ability. Old people are awesome.

    • @Tzartle_The_Kaiju
      @Tzartle_The_Kaiju 3 роки тому

      Nah it’s more like “STUOOPID”

    • @harmhoeks5996
      @harmhoeks5996 3 роки тому

      Excel probably

  • @popsocket6885
    @popsocket6885 3 роки тому +190

    I love how the shades are carefully abused

  • @parisjointacc9251
    @parisjointacc9251 3 роки тому +469

    “We promise that the education system will be modified to ensure your children will start a business at any age level!”

  • @Max.K00
    @Max.K00 7 місяців тому +4

    If Steven’s dad was our president all of of our problems would be solved in a day 😂

  • @inconspicuouspotatoes2588
    @inconspicuouspotatoes2588 3 роки тому +386

    “For five thousand dollars?!”
    “Y-Yes..”
    *YEETS PILLOW ANGRILY*

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 роки тому +34

      hahahahah

    • @JMR_2028
      @JMR_2028 3 роки тому +16

      That does need to be fixed though. Five thousand just for an ambulance ride holy shit

    • @probablyjael
      @probablyjael 3 роки тому +2

      "For FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS?"
      "Yea-"
      Steven throws the pillow calmly

    • @Jon_EL
      @Jon_EL 3 роки тому

      I felt that

    • @FANGZ-s3k
      @FANGZ-s3k 3 роки тому

      Haha, I don't have this problem because I live in Canada. 😋

  • @MandeepSingh-eq1zb
    @MandeepSingh-eq1zb 3 роки тому +195

    Those glasses make him look like an asian movie villain and a hero at the same time

  • @oisinkelly7189
    @oisinkelly7189 3 роки тому +323

    “I talk with Santa your getting fired for Christmas” - The president of America who happens to be Asian

    • @1da1a172
      @1da1a172 3 роки тому +7

      I heard "getting fire for Christmas" at first. That coal oxidized quickly.

    • @blandcoffee7355
      @blandcoffee7355 3 роки тому

      Sick burn.

    • @kimjong-un5466
      @kimjong-un5466 3 роки тому

      @@1da1a172 yeah nah people actually do that up here. Getting fire for Christmas is very common in my country.

  • @yuriito6584
    @yuriito6584 Рік тому +2

    Hope you get gold ASAP... I loughed so much!

  • @jimhyang09
    @jimhyang09 3 роки тому +3716

    Nobody:
    Absolutely Nobody:
    Other Presidents: "Let's Make America Great Again!!!"
    Steven: "Don't be a dick"

    • @zolazar6928
      @zolazar6928 3 роки тому +107

      I mean, it's solid.

    • @alejrandom6592
      @alejrandom6592 3 роки тому +29

      you are really bad at writing comments in this format

    • @strsocerplaya9
      @strsocerplaya9 3 роки тому +10

      Basically the same catch phrase lol

    • @dani_phantom1701
      @dani_phantom1701 3 роки тому +21

      @@alejrandom6592 right, like first of all these “nobody” comments just make the joke unfunny and then they didn’t even use the format right💀

    • @amoral_minority
      @amoral_minority 3 роки тому +7

      "Don't be a dick"? What else are these liberals going to think up? "Don't smear poop on the walls"? 😂

  • @Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter
    @Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter 3 роки тому +328

    Wether Dad is the head CEO of Beijing corn or the president, he still finds a time to call Steven a failure

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 роки тому +42

      hahhahah

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 роки тому +1

      @@StevenHe hey guys I make short skits like Steven He! Can you guys check them out😇 🙏

  • @OkiSuwen
    @OkiSuwen 3 роки тому +330

    "You can destroy mankind 15 times already, why you need more money!?"
    Boy, that really does make sense

    • @manwithnousername9779
      @manwithnousername9779 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah bro. And that thing when they can't answer all whys.

    • @PickledMushroomSauce
      @PickledMushroomSauce 2 роки тому +7

      I like how he still asked for a discount.

    • @aaduwall1
      @aaduwall1 2 роки тому +3

      But that jet can fly into the Nether! 😁

    • @charles2703
      @charles2703 2 роки тому +2

      But the FTL jet though…

  • @Snow.Frostborne_Ch
    @Snow.Frostborne_Ch Рік тому +8

    2:00
    we had a team of 200 specialist work the numbers out
    Now we have 200 unemployed *Failures*

  • @thischildisdumb4580
    @thischildisdumb4580 3 роки тому +480

    "They Probably used Calculators"
    "Stupid"
    I'm done.

  • @MatterLabz
    @MatterLabz 3 роки тому +769

    "I can buy a car and drive my unconscious self for $5000..." That is hilarious!

    • @karembenaziza3970
      @karembenaziza3970 3 роки тому +11

      I thought he Said uncultured self

    • @yuciehayashi266
      @yuciehayashi266 3 роки тому +8

      Thank you! the auto-generated subtitles said "drive my uncle to sale for $5000" I was like what?

    • @NadMia27
      @NadMia27 3 роки тому +1

      @@yuciehayashi266 i was confused about this too.. finally found the real one lol

    • @silentshadow3894
      @silentshadow3894 3 роки тому

      @@yuciehayashi266 I didn’t look at the subtitles and that is still what I thought he said

  • @DoctorCorvus1319
    @DoctorCorvus1319 2 роки тому +2439

    I love his reaction to the hospital bills because I actually knew someone who would rather just patch up a gunshot wound themselves then waste money going to a hospital

    • @jasonduvall9480
      @jasonduvall9480 2 роки тому

      Tell that person they're unbelievably stupid then.

    • @ChefMonke07
      @ChefMonke07 2 роки тому +169

      Only in America...

    • @brucewillis542
      @brucewillis542 2 роки тому +69

      @@ChefMonke07 and a small selection of third world countries

    • @RPGTKingpin
      @RPGTKingpin 2 роки тому +116

      I know a guy who is likely slowly dying of lung cancer, or some other respiratory condition due to a life of heavy smoking. Man can't sleep at night without being woken up [and waking up the whole house] by his own coughing. Refuses to get seen by a doctor. His condition is so bad that to treat it he'd probably bankrupt the next several generations of his family, if they ever financially recover. He won't admit it, but it seems quite clear the man has accepted a slow painful death to this rather than try and get treatment.

    • @patrikheinrich95
      @patrikheinrich95 2 роки тому

      @@RPGTKingpin To be a heroic bitch*

  • @cpttrps5376
    @cpttrps5376 Рік тому +5

    It’s really cool that you express the good as well as the bad in your life. I see it my dude and you are entertaining as fuck

  • @frosttail309
    @frosttail309 3 роки тому +459

    *5000 dollar spent for an ambulance*
    President: YEET THE PILLOW
    '' i'l beat yo ass later''
    Me: * weeze*
    Also I love this channel way too much, my parents aren't Asian but they act the same way😂

    • @StevenHe
      @StevenHe  3 роки тому +41

      Hahahah welcome to the channel!!! So glad I can share a laugh with you

    • @sweetpotatoh420
      @sweetpotatoh420 3 роки тому

      @@StevenHe hahahah

    • @matusmotlo3854
      @matusmotlo3854 3 роки тому +1

      Let me guess, Middle Eastern or Eastern European?

    • @DawsonD2023
      @DawsonD2023 3 роки тому

      Ambulance ride if actually got the ambulance that be bargain but knowing the US that will never happen, inless you don’t mind I open to offers lol

    • @kimjong-un5466
      @kimjong-un5466 3 роки тому

      @@DawsonD2023 Ikr, the US sucks. I have my own ambulance up here and the best part is- its free. Isn't that incredible?

  • @shynessbreakthroughcommuni826
    @shynessbreakthroughcommuni826 3 роки тому +167

    Actually that advice: "Don't be a D.ck and Treat others kindly" would solve most of the problems in society! Now, the $5,000 ambulance ride is outrageous . . .

    • @mattfowler9119
      @mattfowler9119 3 роки тому +3

      I think you accidentally put a link in your comment

    • @imskylerwhite_yo
      @imskylerwhite_yo 3 роки тому +4

      @@mattfowler9119
      lmao.inc
      It's a link

    • @ShitpostingJoJo
      @ShitpostingJoJo 3 роки тому +2

      Wat da hail!
      I can buy a car and drive my own culture there for five thousan dollah RA!

  • @violachen3803
    @violachen3803 3 роки тому +448

    The title should not be “If the president is Asian “, it should be “If the president is Steven’s dad.” 😂😂😂

    • @raphaelyervantian9330
      @raphaelyervantian9330 3 роки тому +9

      No, it should be 'If Trump had been born Asian...'

    • @stanleycrowley9333
      @stanleycrowley9333 3 роки тому +10

      I am pretty sure that Steven's dad is Asian at this point.
      I see no contradictions here.

    • @Griffin42076
      @Griffin42076 3 роки тому +2

      No if Andrew yang was president

    • @xxSk8ing4christxx
      @xxSk8ing4christxx 3 роки тому

      @@Griffin42076 lel if Andrew Yang were president we’d all be replaced with robots

    • @martinraucher2147
      @martinraucher2147 3 роки тому

      The president WILL be asian.

  • @Lancars
    @Lancars Рік тому +1

    This. This is amazing. I hope you do more.

  • @golden_puppet
    @golden_puppet 3 роки тому +299

    “ You’re surrounded 200 to 1, you can’t outdo the experts in math”
    Steven’s dad: then it’s a fair fight

    • @flameee376
      @flameee376 3 роки тому +10

      Actually it was not fair, they didn’t have enough people to fight against The Dad

    • @poopoo7107
      @poopoo7107 3 роки тому +7

      @@flameee376 they didn't have enough calculators

    • @LV99BeyReviews
      @LV99BeyReviews 3 роки тому +8

      "I like those odds"

    • @mirishikibacchus6862
      @mirishikibacchus6862 3 роки тому

      @@poopoo7107 🤣🤣good one

    • @King_Nipper
      @King_Nipper 3 роки тому

      Steven's Dad: "200 Failures can't even compare to one Me!"

  • @hushabyehum4805
    @hushabyehum4805 3 роки тому +119

    I like how he turns around when someone talks, with such flamboyant authority and dismay

  • @carlyrose94
    @carlyrose94 2 роки тому +878

    I loved the “what the hell” and arms wide open and taken back expression after the 5$k ambo ride for the girl that fainted. Literally everyone’s reaction!

    • @AlyssaNguyen
      @AlyssaNguyen 2 роки тому +25

      Not mine. I'm not the girl that fainted, but it happened to me. $4k for barely 2 km/1¼ miles to the nearest Emergency Department.

    • @suffering9481
      @suffering9481 2 роки тому +35

      @@AlyssaNguyen lemme guess, _america_

    • @jamLP
      @jamLP 2 роки тому +2

      As a person with dysautonomia, this is a true story.

    • @marcyfox9508
      @marcyfox9508 2 роки тому +4

      Don't be a failure free advice. Don't pay out the rear in taxes to give politicians a massive bonus to tell you healthcare is now free.

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 2 роки тому

      @@AlyssaNguyen I don't want to be a dick like this video tells me but if I was in your situation in America regardless how bad the scenario was if I was going to have to pay 4k for what you experienced I'd tell them to shoot me

  • @OloEopio
    @OloEopio Місяць тому +1

    If someone ran on the motto “don’t be a dick” they would have my vote immediately

  • @eggyrepublic
    @eggyrepublic 3 роки тому +220

    2:13 "hedge funds have lost millions"
    Steven: *I missed the part where that's my problem*

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 3 роки тому

      hey guys I make short skits like Steven He! Can you guys check them out😇 🙏

    • @Foxis1080
      @Foxis1080 3 роки тому +1

      Billions

    • @memeswereablessingfromthel3942
      @memeswereablessingfromthel3942 3 роки тому +5

      I'll pay the hedge funds when YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR

    • @pancakesbf2704
      @pancakesbf2704 3 роки тому +1

      I missed the part where you didn’t say yang ganh

  • @Xenikoumii
    @Xenikoumii 3 роки тому +417

    “Don’t be a d!ck” -The best president of all time

  • @PhyrexianGrace
    @PhyrexianGrace 3 роки тому +509

    “Why that much”
    “Well bc the insurance is supposed to…”
    “Why”
    “I…i dont know…”
    Truer words have never been uttered

    • @jenell73
      @jenell73 2 роки тому +18

      @Brandon just in the US. Anywhere else is better

    • @smiley7399
      @smiley7399 2 роки тому +6

      @Brandon Insurance anywhere than the US is decent or even better

    • @MoSho23
      @MoSho23 2 роки тому

      @Brandon all insurance is a scam.

  • @LunaWingz
    @LunaWingz Рік тому

    still one of my fav skits 😂 should include the part where the Rp and Dm can't agree on the budget and cause everything to come to a halt

  • @TheSentinelStone
    @TheSentinelStone 2 роки тому +639

    “100 DAYS! Who need 100 days to get something done? Either get this done by end of week or I will send you to Jesus.”
    -Asian President cowing entire US government with only a sandal

    • @arsVegas
      @arsVegas 2 роки тому +12

      I support this message

    • @tomast9034
      @tomast9034 2 роки тому +10

      he went thru 20 pairs of sandals to achieve his goals...:D:D:D

    • @Oss.2A
      @Oss.2A 2 роки тому +4

      @@tomast9034 haha Lool!😅

  • @stratis722
    @stratis722 3 роки тому +156

    "we're building a jet that can travel 3x the speed of light into the nether"
    **surprised pikachu face**
    "can i have a discount"

  • @W4rriorSippinWater
    @W4rriorSippinWater 3 роки тому +438

    I think this is the first time Stevens dad hasn’t said failure more then 974574554754975874584757458728778248735874795379573753 times

    • @Em-kw4uo
      @Em-kw4uo 3 роки тому +1

      I was thinking the same thing!

    • @waseykhan6203
      @waseykhan6203 3 роки тому

      Well I think America have a vice president who is asian (kamala harris)

    • @eamonreal
      @eamonreal 3 роки тому

      Yep. He said it 974574554754975874584757458728778248735874795379573752 times instead of 974574554754975874584757458728778248735874795379573753 times.

    • @CeRz
      @CeRz 3 роки тому

      I think you meant this many times: 1-7-3-4-6-7-3-2-1-4-7-6-charlie-3-2-7-8-9-7-7-7-6-4-3-tango-7-3-2-victor-7-3-1-1-7-8-8-8-7-3-2-4-7-6-7-8-9-7-6-4-3-7-6-LOCK

    • @l-schm
      @l-schm 3 роки тому +1

      what are the odds that there's not a single 1 or 6 in this huge number?

  • @j_as_in_j
    @j_as_in_j Рік тому +1

    How was I not already subscribed? You sir are a comedic genius!

  • @bobspong.
    @bobspong. 3 роки тому +310

    "can I have a discount"
    *cuts 20%*
    "I'll take five"

  • @DaPoopenMan
    @DaPoopenMan 3 роки тому +139

    “We’re going home for Christmas break”
    “Hello big man yes” “ I talk with Santa”
    “your getting fired for Christmas”

  • @poku6210
    @poku6210 3 роки тому +209

    The last time I was this early, Steven didn't even exist.

  • @scifiauthor
    @scifiauthor Рік тому +2

    I love it! More of this president, please!