House of the Dead (2003) is a masterpiece of CRAP.

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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024

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  • @zedsyzygy205
    @zedsyzygy205 6 місяців тому +24

    I've seen this movie reviewed before but never as entertaining as yours. No one else did an Earl count either or even seemed to mention the reuse of that same zombie.
    Another great review as usual!

  • @willowhofmann7409
    @willowhofmann7409 15 днів тому +2

    Literally cannot stand talking animals…
    ….ad-libs animal dialogue in most of his videos.
    This is why I subscribe 😅you’re amazing.

  • @lemuntpicard7482
    @lemuntpicard7482 6 місяців тому +31

    This film should be shown in film schools as an example of everything you don't do in a movie production.

    • @777-e1p
      @777-e1p 6 місяців тому +7

      And as an example that a film doesn’t need to be good to make money 😏

    • @lemuntpicard7482
      @lemuntpicard7482 6 місяців тому +4

      @@777-e1p Yeah Just needed a German "tax-law-loophole" à la "The Producer" to achieve that!

    • @777-e1p
      @777-e1p 6 місяців тому

      @@lemuntpicard7482 Uwe used the loophole to make the film, but it did indeed profit in the box office.

    • @CountofMontiCHRIS
      @CountofMontiCHRIS  6 місяців тому +8

      It's almost impressive how much this movie gets wrong.

    • @AutoSia
      @AutoSia 6 місяців тому

      Can't. The movie got too many titties

  • @AquaBounce1010
    @AquaBounce1010 2 місяці тому +2

    [1:28]
    SEGA!?!
    SONIC!?!
    GREEN HILLS!?!
    PINGAS!?!

  • @Fear605
    @Fear605 6 місяців тому +8

    I was living in Wyoming in '99 during the swordfish massacre... It's one of those tragedies where you'll always remember what you were doing when you heard the news!
    I'm my case? The dishes

    • @CountofMontiCHRIS
      @CountofMontiCHRIS  6 місяців тому +6

      I was playing poker with a Marlin and a Sailfish when we saw it on the news. Ruined the whole game.

  • @Lostboy-007
    @Lostboy-007 Місяць тому +2

    Alreyt pal I really do hope you keep making videos you’re now my favourite UA-camr mate would love to see you cover 30 days of night, hatchet, the decent , hills have eyes, wolf cop, dead snow ❄️

    • @CountofMontiCHRIS
      @CountofMontiCHRIS  Місяць тому +3

      Thanks very much! I will defo cover The Descent and the Hatchet movies eventually, probably 30 Days of Night too :D

    • @Lostboy-007
      @Lostboy-007 Місяць тому

      @ ahhh man I literally can’t wait now 😁 by the way I pissed myself laughing during you’re wrong turn video the part where the guy meets the cop and explains his friends are dead

  • @NebLleb
    @NebLleb 6 місяців тому +5

    I don't even need to tell you that the movie is unfaithful to the games. The House of the Dead is a _rail shooter,_ an arcade game where you take a plastic, wired controller called a lightgun, point it at the screen, and use it to fend off enemies. Further more, the plot is barebones: Dr. _Roy_ Curien (not Rudy/"Bane" from the film) was a typical mad scientist who created all the monsters and zombies that populate the house, and the AMS were the protagonists, specifically two agents named Thomas Rogan and G, former of whom seeks revenge on Curien for the death of his spouse (aka the "You must stop Curien!" character seen at the beginning of the opening credits montage). Finally, the game is famous as the piece of media that popularised the concept of the "Fast Zombie", as the undead in the game rush towards our heroes to attack them; a concept that would become the norm with movies like 28 Days Later the following decade.
    The game was remade for PC and Switch, you can play that if you're curious about the series (and you should, because House of the Dead is my go-to rail shooter game). But the question remains: Of all the games the producers could have chosen to adapt into a movie to capitalise on Resident Evil's movie and its success with filmgoers, _why_ choose House of the Dead? This movie was doomed with or without Uwe Boll's direction, because you can't take an arcade rail shooter and turn it into a cinematic action thriller.

    • @CountofMontiCHRIS
      @CountofMontiCHRIS  6 місяців тому +6

      I used to play the OG House of the Dead arcade cabinet in a bowling alley near me when i was a kid. Never finished it, but it was great fun and absolutely nothing like this movie. It's kind of like making a DooM movie and not having any demons in it... Oh wait, they did that too! XD

    • @NebLleb
      @NebLleb 6 місяців тому +1

      @@CountofMontiCHRIS IKR? Doom with a 24th Chromosome instead of Hell was an utterly braindead idea too. At least the acting there was pretty good, notably from our leads Karl Urban and Dwayne Johnson. I honestly can't believe that in the 4K home media boom, Universal chose to rerelease THAT on home video rather than something like Tales from the Crypt presents Demon Knight and Bordello of Blood.
      Another bad video game adaptation I could name (and the most recent one in the genre of bad video game-to-screen translations) is Halo: The Series, a television series based on the genre defining First Person Shooter Halo: Combat Evolved, again in name only. How bad was it? The Master Chief TAKES HIS HELMET OFF. And has sexual intercourse with a POW. Say what you will about Doom, at least they wisely chose to make a composite character for their protagonist instead of trying to adapt Doom Guy.
      And don't even get me started on the raw deal Resident Evil fans have been getting. Aside from the 2002 film, we have a so-bad-its-good second attempt from 2021 and a string of shitty fanfiction-esque sequels in between both films. Not to mention a terrible edgy TV show on Netflix.
      All I can say is thank god for Sonic the Hedgehog and the earlier Mortal Kombat, because otherwise, video game-to-screen translations would've been a wretched hive of scum and villainy!

  • @annegrey6447
    @annegrey6447 5 місяців тому +2

    This is one of my guilty pleasure films. The others are Alien vs Predator & the whole Anaconda series including the vs film. I’m a little more picky about the Lake Placid films.

  • @UnwrittenSpade
    @UnwrittenSpade 6 місяців тому +7

    Better hope uwe boll doesn’t get wind of this upload cause he won’t just strike your channel but he will challenge you to a bare knuckle fight BAHAHA

    • @CountofMontiCHRIS
      @CountofMontiCHRIS  6 місяців тому +5

      Oooh he'd regret the day he challenged me to a fight. Especially when I turn up in a homemade mech made from cardboard boxes and egg cartons. Annihilated.

  • @wishmaster98
    @wishmaster98 6 місяців тому +5

    i BEG you review the "Sequel" for this, its actually better (which is not saying much with it being a SyFy original) but also doesn't take it self serious and has fun with it.

    • @CountofMontiCHRIS
      @CountofMontiCHRIS  6 місяців тому +1

      I vaguely remember watching the sequel years ago, and yeah it was better. I'll have to give it another watch soon!

  • @457dragon
    @457dragon 11 днів тому

    lovin the videos, just sat an binged for a bit, I wonder if you'd do a review of any or all of the die hard's, I'm honestly curious how you'd make it hillarious!

    • @CountofMontiCHRIS
      @CountofMontiCHRIS  11 днів тому +1

      Thanks! While I do love the Die Hard movies, they don't really fit the 'monster movie' theme of the channel. If i ever branch out to other genres though I'll definitely cover them :D

    • @457dragon
      @457dragon 10 днів тому

      @@CountofMontiCHRIS I can't believe how dense I was to not notice your focus of genre! XD DOH! anywho, I think a great one you'd enjoy reviewing I think would be House of the Living Dead, it's one of my own personal favorites or perhaps Evil Dead!

  • @LOE_Life_G
    @LOE_Life_G 4 місяці тому +1

    The Jurassic Park clip gets me every time i hear Hammond 🤣😂

  • @troesler81
    @troesler81 5 місяців тому +2

    Don't forget the rave is sponsored by Sega.

  • @holly031007
    @holly031007 6 місяців тому +9

    he's not even 6 feet, I laughed a little too hard!

  • @hjorhrafn
    @hjorhrafn 5 місяців тому +1

    The absolute worst PoS movie I've ever wasted money on. I love bad movies, but this is irredeemable from top to bottom. The fact that Jurgen Prochnow and Clint Howard are in it actually made it even worse because it made me think I might get a fun, cheesy movie, but all I got was Uve Bolle pissing in my cheerios.
    Maybe if I had seen this for the first time at home during a good drinking/bad movie session I could forgive it, but instead I spent money with buddies to see it at the theater. So yeah, all that to say, I loathe this movie.

  • @skibob15
    @skibob15 5 місяців тому +3

    feel like I've been promised a Mickey Mouse back scratcher and very disappointed haha

    • @CountofMontiCHRIS
      @CountofMontiCHRIS  5 місяців тому +1

      I actually have one, but I'm not willing to part with it. Sorry.

  • @williamshearer4139
    @williamshearer4139 6 місяців тому +2

    THIS MOVIE was such a huge disappointment to my younger self, I loved the games, with all the mutants and zombie variants. And this film had none of it. Also, it was pretty shit.

  • @squattingnevil
    @squattingnevil 6 місяців тому +3

    A great video of an utter piece of shit movie. R.I.P Earl.....many, many times.

    • @CountofMontiCHRIS
      @CountofMontiCHRIS  6 місяців тому +3

      I wonder if that Earl zombie suit has been used in any other movies? I swear I will die laughing if I see it in anything else XD

    • @squattingnevil
      @squattingnevil 6 місяців тому

      @@CountofMontiCHRIS oh man, tracking that down in other movies would be gold. You could keep the counter going 🤣

  • @ConnerMacGregor-cq6em
    @ConnerMacGregor-cq6em 6 місяців тому +2

    A rave with no booze or cush pass😂 (I've never been to a rave before 😂)

    • @CountofMontiCHRIS
      @CountofMontiCHRIS  6 місяців тому +1

      You ain't missing much tbh. Just a bunch of folk off their tits flailing around. Not my scene at all 😂

    • @ConnerMacGregor-cq6em
      @ConnerMacGregor-cq6em 6 місяців тому

      @@CountofMontiCHRIS My social anxiety would never allow me to 🤣😭🤧

  • @Striker4166
    @Striker4166 6 місяців тому +3

    at about Sharknado?

    • @CountofMontiCHRIS
      @CountofMontiCHRIS  6 місяців тому +2

      Defo gonna be covering the Sharknado movies soon :D

    • @AquaBounce1010
      @AquaBounce1010 2 місяці тому

      Question Correction: What about Sharknado?

  • @akiraasmr3002
    @akiraasmr3002 4 місяці тому

    You should make more hour long videos like reviewing the Anaconda and Lake Placid series

  • @BukBillyOi
    @BukBillyOi 5 місяців тому +1

    I loved this movie! It made no sense, just bad acting and shooting zombies. My 8 yr old self didnt care about the plot, i just wanted to see the shooting lol

  • @RLV1101
    @RLV1101 5 місяців тому +1

    This movie is so bad, yet so good. I enjoyed watching it then

  • @sadcowboy3064
    @sadcowboy3064 2 місяці тому

    watching this movie when i was younger made me realize I had a things for Asian girls when I saw sparkles

  • @Taylor-vz4ot
    @Taylor-vz4ot 2 місяці тому

    i had that exactly Micky backscratcher. and it wasn't very good

  • @jalenikezeue4114
    @jalenikezeue4114 6 місяців тому

    I played house of the dead multiple times When I was a Kid I didn't know it was turned into a film

  • @averyspottswood9255
    @averyspottswood9255 6 місяців тому

    This is honestly one of my favorite movies ever. Like it’s sooo bad but I love it!

  • @AbrasiousProductions
    @AbrasiousProductions 6 місяців тому +3

    a Crapsterpiece you might say🤭

    • @phil7144
      @phil7144 6 місяців тому +1

      A Craptastic Crapsterpiece!

  • @joshuafrohm921
    @joshuafrohm921 26 днів тому

    This is my #1 guilty pleasure movie

  • @ADeadmansperspective
    @ADeadmansperspective 12 днів тому

    I actually liked this movie as a kid. No idea why.

  • @Morrison-saber-tooth
    @Morrison-saber-tooth 6 місяців тому +1

    Most of monster movie are either about sharks🦈or zombies🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟

    • @CountofMontiCHRIS
      @CountofMontiCHRIS  6 місяців тому

      Or zombie sharks.

    • @Morrison-saber-tooth
      @Morrison-saber-tooth 6 місяців тому +1

      @@CountofMontiCHRIS i think, there are just 3 movies about zombie sharks: zombie shark 2015, zom 100(anime and live action adaptation)and aquarium of dead by asylum(which reminds me, you should make reviewe of all these movies)

    • @CountofMontiCHRIS
      @CountofMontiCHRIS  6 місяців тому

      @@Morrison-saber-tooth I vaguely remember there being zombie sharks in the last Pirates of the Caribbean movie too... Or were they ghost sharks? I can't remember, haha.

    • @Morrison-saber-tooth
      @Morrison-saber-tooth 6 місяців тому +1

      @@CountofMontiCHRIS those were identified as ghost sharks, but they had corupting bodies like zombies, but i didnt mention them because they were minor charcaters(also who else noticed, the ghost shark trio had great white, hammerhead and mako just like at finding Nemo?)

  • @HorrorHeadReactions
    @HorrorHeadReactions 10 днів тому

    I remember when this first came out...... What a disappointment😂😂😂 Still has some kind of entertainment value if you don't expect too much lol
    It's cheesy and fun and can still give a good time for any movie night😂😂

  • @skibob15
    @skibob15 5 місяців тому

    Think he'd find it hard to 'Shove off' with that hand

  • @AmityvilleFan
    @AmityvilleFan 6 місяців тому

    i can only agree

  • @nickducharme5104
    @nickducharme5104 5 місяців тому

    This is a FUN loud Music Gun Shooting Zombie movie.
    I can watch it many times.
    House of the dead 2 sucks and dodmt have good loud music when shooting zombies.

  • @boromir0062
    @boromir0062 4 місяці тому

    I always loved how bad this movie was

  • @crashertalksmore9869
    @crashertalksmore9869 2 місяці тому

    Uh oh lol Uve Boll???

  • @AbrasiousProductions
    @AbrasiousProductions 6 місяців тому

    I was born in 2003

  • @beaumcnally6358
    @beaumcnally6358 3 місяці тому +1

    House of the dead 2 was a little bit better

  • @averyspottswood9255
    @averyspottswood9255 6 місяців тому +11

    This is honestly one of my favorite movies ever. Like it’s sooo bad but I love it!

    • @CountofMontiCHRIS
      @CountofMontiCHRIS  6 місяців тому +4

      I'm so glad others love this movie too. Despite its many flaws, it is thoroughly entertaining!