What 7 years of fighting Flyfish does to a man - Splatoon 3 Salmon Run

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  • Опубліковано 13 гру 2024
  • I fought the Flyfish and the Flyfish won.

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  • @HolyHermit342
    @HolyHermit342 3 місяці тому +598

    And if you gaze long enough into an flyfish, the flyfish will gaze back into you.

    • @ZackL.R.
      @ZackL.R. 3 місяці тому +8

      If the fly fish strare long enough into you, you will gaze back into the flyfish.

  • @NapkinDictator
    @NapkinDictator 3 місяці тому +486

    Committing to the bit for 11 whole minutes is impressive, borne from 7 years of your trauma

  • @grimaeldragoncaido2393
    @grimaeldragoncaido2393 3 місяці тому +313

    Flyfish traumatized Mr. Spaceman so hard they turned him into Spamtom

  • @GodChaos333
    @GodChaos333 3 місяці тому +356

    Flyfish: "Skill issue. Here is your reward. Launching 8 missiles at your face."

  • @koramora
    @koramora 3 місяці тому +98

    no wonder we keep losing salmon run all the time

    • @CaptainAstronaut
      @CaptainAstronaut  3 місяці тому +40

      There were a couple Koramora deaths in there, I don't wanna hear it

    • @kittenfan7664
      @kittenfan7664 2 місяці тому +2

      @@CaptainAstronaut the flyfish is why we keep loseing salmon run.

  • @DabinDonut
    @DabinDonut 3 місяці тому +118

    No joke, I once had a dream where I was in the game and I had gotten so fed up with flyfish I just threw my weapon aside and just punched a hole into the glass and ripped that little sh*t out of there and poped him like a baloon

    • @meadnex331
      @meadnex331 3 місяці тому +20

      Why is this not an ability in the actual game.

    • @kidsto2612
      @kidsto2612 3 місяці тому +9

      Grizzco exsplosher my beloved, I adore being able to simply *kill* flyfish. No waiting. No aiming with wack projectile physics, you simply aim for the little dude in the middle and kill them.

    • @Omega068
      @Omega068 4 дні тому +1

      Doom: Splatoon

  • @noobstoise1024
    @noobstoise1024 3 місяці тому +118

    Is that love in the air? Wrong!!! FLYFISH!

  • @jvdos
    @jvdos 3 місяці тому +339

    Grand big run anyone? We already reached the 700mil, 3000 more to one billion!

    • @chameowmille
      @chameowmille 3 місяці тому +35

      first big run to get one salmillion golden eggs🔥🔥🔥

    • @Scorbunzx
      @Scorbunzx 3 місяці тому +19

      I’m sure we will be able to hit 0ne billion by tomorrow.

    • @septic_cipher
      @septic_cipher 3 місяці тому +9

      800mil as of 4pm EDT!

    • @Vicvillon
      @Vicvillon 3 місяці тому +19

      WE ARE GOING TO WIN!!!!!!

    • @Cerebrugh
      @Cerebrugh 3 місяці тому

      YESSSS

  • @superexplosion5985
    @superexplosion5985 3 місяці тому +116

    He genuinely made and explained all the points I for why I hate Flyfish, for me.
    1 too much damage
    2 global range
    3 highest ink required to kill
    4 invincible 90% of the time
    5 only consistent way to kill is with bombs or specific weapons/specials
    6 teammates often don't target them
    (7 It's impossible to get bombs in their basket)

    • @colecube8251
      @colecube8251 3 місяці тому +16

      yeah they're stronger than every other enemy AND have global range. It's kind of a terrible design choice but at the same time it's a genius design choice. Imagine how boring the game would be if all the bosses were the same difficulty

    • @takemetoyonk
      @takemetoyonk 3 місяці тому +3

      @@colecube8251 they feel like spawnable slot machines for sure

    • @Sonichufan-2000
      @Sonichufan-2000 3 місяці тому +1

      Just hold still while youre aiming to throw bruh. or pick a joystick direction and dont jump

    • @colecube8251
      @colecube8251 3 місяці тому

      @@Sonichufan-2000 yeah I know like he basically uploaded 11 minutes of him failing a basic task. I have been able to easily sink splat bombs into the baskets since I was 12 years old. I can't believe he still hasn't figured it out

    • @Sonichufan-2000
      @Sonichufan-2000 3 місяці тому +2

      @@colecube8251 Agree. I would say maybe half of these are true circumstance and the rest is genuine skill issue. Besides, salmon run is a game about proactivity.

  • @drdan1516
    @drdan1516 3 місяці тому +65

    You forgot to mention the part where flyfish only hang out near the shore, which in most instances is at the edge of the map, as far from the basket as possible. Meaning to even get close enough to kill it you have to cross the entire map, killing any bosses or lessers that happen to be spawned at the time, using up your ink, meaning you might not even have enough ink to throw one bomb by the time you get to it, let alone two. Made even worse by the fact that bosses and lessers mostly spawn at the shore, meaning you will be fighting off hoards of full-health enemies eager to smack you around while trying to save up the ink to throw the bombs and accurately target the flyfish's baskets

  • @Reach_W
    @Reach_W 3 місяці тому +81

    If it makes you feel any better, this incredibly informational and educational video will not deter splatoon players from their lifelong goal to never, ever defeat a flyfish and then complain on social media about how they keep dying to flyfish.
    In unrelated news, fuck flyfish, I keep dying to them.

  • @slyninja7477
    @slyninja7477 3 місяці тому +156

    What a great way to start a splatoon 3 morning, a mental breakdown!

  • @hb-wanderer5031
    @hb-wanderer5031 3 місяці тому +107

    Man, the insanity arc, something every salmon run player has to come to terms with.
    Flyfish

  • @BabbleCacophony
    @BabbleCacophony 3 місяці тому +144

    I heard the reward for collecting 7 hundred million eggs is becoming a flyfish. I think Grizz said something about the cycle must continue or something

  • @AmethystPrecioustone
    @AmethystPrecioustone 3 місяці тому +37

    Fly fish aren’t real, they can’t hurt you.
    Fly fish aren’t real, they can’t hurt you.
    Fly fish aren’t real, they can’t hurt you.
    Fly fish aren’t real, they can’t hurt you.
    Fly fish aren’t real, they can’t hurt you.
    Fly fish aren’t real, they can’t hurt you.
    Fly fish aren’t real, they can’t hurt you.
    Fly fish fly fish flysish flyfish flifish flisimsh……..

  • @sabetasama
    @sabetasama 3 місяці тому +95

    It's funny how if you gave Flyfish a custom collider on the bucket lids that pushed bombs downwards and another collider in the bucket that caused strong magnetism towards bombs, so that it became almost impossible to miss your shot they'd still be by far the worst regular bosses in this whole mode.

  • @Psycho0Noob
    @Psycho0Noob 3 місяці тому +74

    the joy of getting a grizzco slosher so i can torture flyfish

  • @jackbob83
    @jackbob83 3 місяці тому +47

    The video started off monotone, and ended monotone but you can sense a bit of existential dread

  • @ipromiseimtrying
    @ipromiseimtrying 3 місяці тому +103

    I've never met a single person who plays salmon run who loves flyfish

    • @superexplosion5985
      @superexplosion5985 3 місяці тому +13

      Well there's the Nintendo executives that don't seem to think that they're a problem

    • @ipromiseimtrying
      @ipromiseimtrying 3 місяці тому +23

      @@superexplosion5985 Ahem I said *who plays salmon run*. I'm like 90% sure the executives don't even play their own game and if they do? Then they definitely also find the flyfish annoying

    • @pepsibat5715
      @pepsibat5715 3 місяці тому +4

      I like flyfish, but my favorite special is tenta missiles... And my tag is also flyfish
      I may have a problem

    • @Conre1
      @Conre1 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@pepsibat5715 have a problem? YOU ARE THE PROBLEM

  • @TroupeMasterSoupy
    @TroupeMasterSoupy 3 місяці тому +86

    oh god, all the missed bombs make my soul disappear

  • @ily-darren
    @ily-darren 2 місяці тому +8

    This man sounds absolutely broken
    A psyche permanently harmed by salmon

  • @ZanyWitch7
    @ZanyWitch7 3 місяці тому +23

    One helpful tip I learned from many years of fighting Flyfish is regarding who he targets when he fires the missiles. His left (your right) basket always targets whoever he was looking at, usually the player closest to him, before he opens the baskets. While his right (your left) basket usually targets a random player, but I oftentimes notice him targeting the second closest player at that point.
    So if I'm in a situation where I need to solo a Flyfish, I throw my first bomb at his left basket to stop the missiles aimed for me and make it easier to throw the second bomb at his right basket.
    Another tip (maybe helpful, maybe not) would be to take out one basket and leave the other one alone to reduce the number of total missiles launched by half. I usually only go for this if two or more Flyfish are currently on the map and I don't want anymore with fresh pairs of baskets to take their place immediately after killing them. Better to have 12 missiles across three Flyfish than *24* of those things if killing them in a timely manner isn't an option.

  • @sodapop2581
    @sodapop2581 3 місяці тому +134

    It's going to be okay Captain, they can't hurt you out here.

    • @MorganDeacetis
      @MorganDeacetis 3 місяці тому +11

      That's what you think

    • @Otaku03494
      @Otaku03494 3 місяці тому +18

      Not like they have infinite range or anything, haha, wait oh shit-

  • @Jak_Grajeda
    @Jak_Grajeda 3 місяці тому +34

    I can feel the pain and anguish in his voice.

  • @solarflarecj1067
    @solarflarecj1067 3 місяці тому +12

    Flyfish only illicit specific emotion from my soul…
    a n g e r.

  • @Eric-ex4uh
    @Eric-ex4uh 3 місяці тому +28

    this rivals your ballpoint splatling video in terms of insanity

  • @Adyingsoul01
    @Adyingsoul01 3 місяці тому +10

    this feels like mr Grizz going on a tangent at a crew an entire shift and progressively loses it, just for the crew to also progressively stress out and lose it

  • @biscuitygudness
    @biscuitygudness 3 місяці тому +17

    this is the most painfully relatable splatoon video i've ever seen in my life

  • @benpouy3345
    @benpouy3345 3 місяці тому +12

    I love it when every player throws their bombs in the same hole

  • @willjames9
    @willjames9 3 місяці тому +12

    The loss of stingray and bomb rush and it’s consequences

  • @Smug-Sonic
    @Smug-Sonic 3 місяці тому +4

    11 minutes of Flyfish jank with a random lecture in the background? Now this is the quality content I expect from this channel.

  • @mushcap1088
    @mushcap1088 3 місяці тому +11

    Yeah but look at how much fun that lil guy is having in there

  • @VaskoGames
    @VaskoGames 3 місяці тому +16

    Nice throw!

  • @MousaThe14
    @MousaThe14 3 місяці тому +9

    I feel you dude. Been feeling that for the past 7 goddamn ink forsaken years. I’m so tired.

  • @LouisDesitter
    @LouisDesitter 3 місяці тому +11

    I have never identified to a montage more in my life.

  • @jasonzervos
    @jasonzervos 3 місяці тому +5

    This video made me relived my flyfish traumas for 11 minutes. It was painful!
    10/10

  • @jpjthethe
    @jpjthethe 3 місяці тому +22

    They should make it so the hatch opens after dealing enough damage, like the splashdown fish

  • @mistrekirin
    @mistrekirin 3 місяці тому +3

    next video: captain astro calmly explains what Pot of Greed does for 11 minutes

  • @LindaJames-h2p
    @LindaJames-h2p 3 місяці тому +9

    Maybe there's a little bit of flyfish in all of us

  • @esile1234
    @esile1234 3 місяці тому +11

    yeah i hate how no one prioritizes killing them in salmon run and then we get overrun and die :(

    • @esile1234
      @esile1234 3 місяці тому +5

      “where are the fathers in the salmon community?” unfortunately dead after zombifying to mate 😭💀

    • @torthos1
      @torthos1 3 місяці тому +2

      No one wants to deal with them, and getting rid of them classifies as dealing with them. Annoying, but totally understandable.

    • @LakituAl
      @LakituAl 3 місяці тому +1

      Seconded for the Stingers

  • @thesecondtonysoprano
    @thesecondtonysoprano 3 місяці тому +12

    The insane asylum leaked footage goes crazy 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

  • @heckheck5679
    @heckheck5679 3 місяці тому +5

    I had a massive migraine while watching this and I think that it should be a mandatory way to Experience this Video

  • @Anymin
    @Anymin 3 місяці тому +7

    Feels nice to grease the flyfish with good amount of the weapons we have with this big run.

  • @stuckinabucket6873
    @stuckinabucket6873 2 місяці тому +2

    There can be up to 4 fly fish at one time.Thats 8 baskets! 8 baskets that are shooting a total of 32 missiles at you that can all 1 hit kill you! With each of the 4 fly fish taking an entire ink tank of 2 splat bombs to kill when they arnt invincible!

  • @sandysalina2881
    @sandysalina2881 3 місяці тому +6

    I have never felt more seen. The script is diarrhea and I am the flyfish.

  • @MiscEris
    @MiscEris 2 місяці тому +1

    I feel all these clips on a spiritual level. So painful.

  • @willowthetree9847
    @willowthetree9847 2 місяці тому +1

    There is no one in my life that i can send this video to who will understand it and im sad because i almost choked on my water multiple times

  • @aggable
    @aggable 2 місяці тому +1

    the amount of bonks and misses is CRAZY LMAOOO

  • @youknow2145
    @youknow2145 2 місяці тому +1

    If flyfish have no haters im dead

  • @Inkpanther413
    @Inkpanther413 3 місяці тому +2

    Wait wait….who doesn’t love the flyfishies? I get excited when I see them floating towards me…and man, when I see that circle on the ground below me…..so much happiness fills me…….
    *xx*enter sarcastic excitement here*xx*

  • @espeon6480
    @espeon6480 2 місяці тому +3

    this video is high art to me

  • @PiercingSight
    @PiercingSight 2 місяці тому +1

    I am astounded by your ability to aim exactly for the glitchy hinge.

  • @brisingr0962
    @brisingr0962 3 місяці тому +5

    My spider sense tells me that he doesn’t like flyfish…

  • @theturtleking2454
    @theturtleking2454 3 місяці тому +1

    This might be the best Splatoon video on the internet

  • @gonat0
    @gonat0 2 місяці тому +1

    Guys, I think he's telling us to get back into Splatoon 3.

  • @peanut3438
    @peanut3438 2 місяці тому

    every single second of this video is a masterpiece I haven’t seen a Splatoon video so real in my life before

  • @jstrandquist
    @jstrandquist 3 місяці тому +1

    The flyfish knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't.

  • @ATinCanOnYT
    @ATinCanOnYT 3 місяці тому +2

    The end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end

  • @agent_beta420
    @agent_beta420 3 місяці тому +3

    The greatest splatoon video?

  • @eyalamit5120
    @eyalamit5120 3 місяці тому +1

    Ah, flyfish-induced mental breakdown! My favourite!

  • @FissionMetroid101
    @FissionMetroid101 2 місяці тому

    You've successfully launched my sides into orbit kind of like how Fly Fish launch 8 missiles into orbit just to hit you all the way across the world since as we've seen from the Splatoon 3 single player campaign Salmonids are able to fly into orbit without any form of propulsion meaning that Fly Fish use their gigantic mechanized war crime out of sheer spite for your presense on Cod's green Earth

  • @irwegwert
    @irwegwert 3 місяці тому +1

    My teammates ignore flyfish so often that I got the 10,000 kills badge for them, like, 2 months before I got my second one. Cool enemy design that makes no one want to interact with them.

  • @pumpknbear
    @pumpknbear 3 місяці тому

    the symptoms of salmonella are the same symptoms I get once I lay eyes on the flyfish

  • @aidenvance6890
    @aidenvance6890 3 місяці тому

    For some advice when dealing with Flyfish, if you aren’t in a position to afford two bombs, taking down one of the launchers actually disables the global targeting. The Flyfish will then only target the nearest person!
    If a Flyfish is just below a ledge, you can roll a splatbomb to have it detonate on the ledge which will take down both launchers. This is map specific, though. I don’t remember all of the places, but
    Spawning Grounds has a ledge on the end of the incline near spawn facing the low tide area. Astronaut is standing on it at 4:35.
    Gone Fission Hydroplant has a spot on the top leftmost ledge facing the low tide area. He is standing on it at 5:00. The spot is at the corner of the ledge, the Flyfish in the Fishstick was too far.
    Jammin’ Salmon Junction has a spot at the end of the right most grate bridge during normal tide. He is standing on it at 9:08.
    Bonerattle Arena also has a spot. It’s not in the video and hard to describe, but look to see if the Flyfish is close enough to the ledge!

  • @joecastle288
    @joecastle288 3 місяці тому +1

    Do I need therapy after fighting 7 year's worth of flyfish? "WELL iM GLAd YoU AsKED"

  • @atkvin
    @atkvin 3 місяці тому +1

    Straight up the worst enemy. Takes so long and so much ink dealing with them for no reward, a global range one-shot, and on top of that all these stupid bugs with its baskets.
    Just make it so the baskets instantly explode, or suck bombs into them once bombs enter a radius, so they can't bounce out for no bs reason. It's not a funny moment anymore the 100th time it happens, when it demands 70% of your ink tank and waiting for it to waddle into position to even get a chance to deal with one of its baskets. Also idk at least make it/each basket drop an ink refill canister or something for dealing with it
    edit: I love the stupid sounds so much my brain is very tickled

  • @Cephalorock
    @Cephalorock 3 місяці тому +1

    0:35 Vasko....

  • @lordofmaddness
    @lordofmaddness 3 місяці тому

    Why this video feels like a fever dream

  • @aperson4097
    @aperson4097 3 місяці тому +6

    I feel like Im watching the forgotten sequel to saving private ryan. It has the insanity, ptsd, and moral issues of the first movie, just with a bit more color and warcrimes this time.

  • @randomrandom572
    @randomrandom572 3 місяці тому +5

    Did i just watch a video suicide note?

  • @a-ramenartist9734
    @a-ramenartist9734 3 місяці тому +1

    I was thinking halfway through the video "man this dude sounds a lot like captain astronaut" and then looked at the channel and said "oh its captain astronaut"

  • @Salaaaad
    @Salaaaad 3 місяці тому

    Everyone had a collective groan when they found out tenta missiles returning in Splatoon 3, I had the same reaction to Flyfish returning as well.......

  • @colindenzer9551
    @colindenzer9551 3 місяці тому

    The amount of footage Captain has of him missing the baskets shows how much his mental stability has degraded

  • @CarbonFire8
    @CarbonFire8 3 місяці тому +1

    2:01 that was actually so funny

  • @christianj5950
    @christianj5950 3 місяці тому +2

    it helps to aim at the lower half of their basket

    • @colecube8251
      @colecube8251 3 місяці тому

      yeah idk why they're aiming towards the top

  • @fanartist5567
    @fanartist5567 3 місяці тому

    when i was getting thwomped in grand festival big run i thought about how my hero captain splatstronaut would find the 3 flip floppers and 2 steelheads and 18 flyfish so easy and it's actually calming to realize you also. can't beat the overwhelming horde on a high tide map the size of a big toe

  • @jrenderos4
    @jrenderos4 2 місяці тому

    This video perfectly encapsulates why I take edibles on my days off.

  • @dylancsgames54
    @dylancsgames54 3 місяці тому +1

    They’re call fly fish I always just called them Satan

  • @SageAsuka
    @SageAsuka 3 місяці тому

    I screen capped the video's title and dropped it in a discord group without context just so I could feel the tangible pain and despair before making them watch

  • @squiddler7731
    @squiddler7731 3 місяці тому +1

    9:05 wait holy shit, you just killed the flyfish through the armor by making the drizzler missile explode inside of it, that's wild.
    Anyway yeah flyfish should've been nerfed ages ago lol. Fun fact: their baskets were perfectly consistent back in Splatoon 2. Literally the only way you could have a bomb bounce out after landing is if some other boss clips into the flyfish and nudges it out. Though in that game it was also pretty common to have the bomb land perfectly in between both baskets, and instead of your skill being rewarded with both blowing up it just does nothing at all

  • @ninjakid1003
    @ninjakid1003 3 місяці тому

    I'm glad there's someone else driven mad by the flyfish.

  • @andymcclurg9916
    @andymcclurg9916 3 місяці тому

    This makes me want to watch your Flyfish guide again

  • @ladylilyy1165
    @ladylilyy1165 3 місяці тому +1

    hahahaHAHAHAH...whew. You doin' ok out there? You got it? Yeah, you got it man. Nice.

  • @GemPostsStuff
    @GemPostsStuff Місяць тому

    you’ll never escape the salmon.

  • @mullythebully5113
    @mullythebully5113 3 місяці тому

    Flyfish fried his brain, all that's left is salmon facts

  • @z4442
    @z4442 3 місяці тому

    Happy Grand Run Mr Spaceman and Happy Grand Run everybody! May you all get amazing wave rng

  • @ghoster7600
    @ghoster7600 3 місяці тому +4

    I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN SPALTOON YET!!

    • @jvdos
      @jvdos 3 місяці тому +4

      Well it ends next week 😢

  • @BlueRain105
    @BlueRain105 2 місяці тому

    literally the funniest video ive seen in a while

  • @SkogenWhisper
    @SkogenWhisper 2 місяці тому +1

    This is definitely a video made by a Splatoon player

  • @lightbluesquid
    @lightbluesquid 3 місяці тому

    I don’t fear the Flyfish. The Flyfish fear me, knowing that I am the absolute bane of their existence. 😂

  • @tymario8563
    @tymario8563 3 місяці тому

    Now sending this to my splatoon friends and challenging them to watch the whole thing

  • @chinacaat1880
    @chinacaat1880 3 місяці тому

    this might be my favorite video of yours. Not because its the best video youve made, but because its the most unhinged and ridiculous ahhaha

  • @Glory2Snowstar
    @Glory2Snowstar 3 місяці тому +1

    Mr. Grizz made us work on these in PowerPoint

  • @soupknight
    @soupknight 3 місяці тому +3

    I dont think he likes flyfish

  • @JetTheSet02
    @JetTheSet02 3 місяці тому

    8:30 You perfectly described s3 meat riders to a tee.

  • @joshuasmith2486
    @joshuasmith2486 3 місяці тому

    Captain Astronaut nemesis: The Flyfish

  • @kohlmannj
    @kohlmannj 3 місяці тому +1

    This is so unhinged I love it

  • @afternoonkittea
    @afternoonkittea 3 місяці тому

    We deserve compensation for these 7 years.

  • @Twistedcraptain
    @Twistedcraptain 3 місяці тому

    Did I really sit through an *ENTIRE* video about a man having a massive skill issue against flyfish, while using the bathroom.
    Yes, I did and I don't regret it

  • @Moss_Dude
    @Moss_Dude 3 місяці тому +1

    God damn it I still can't play my switch after 2 months and I'm gonna miss this special big run
    at least I'll be there for the final splatfest I think