Johnny: “Hey Raiden? If you’re Chinese, why do you have a Japanese name?” Raiden: “I-…. I never thought of that….” *clash* Kano: “Well if it helps, my family’s a mess too.” Raiden: “Do you mean heritage or-“ Kano: “Nah. I’m just an arsehole.” Sektor: “According to my database, Raiden is Japanese through his father’s great, great, great, great-“ *keeps going but gets cut-off*
Sub-Zero #1: *WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!* Sub-Zero #2: *sareena commissioned Sektor to make a cloning machine, so here I am!* *CLASH* Sub-Zero #2: *sareena is going to love this~* Sub-Zero (kameo) #1: *indeed she will~* Sub-Zero (kameo) #2: *hello! I’ve just been made-* Sub-Zero #1: *SAREENA! SEKTOR! YOU’RE BOTH DEAD!* Baraka: can your makeup crew assist me in looking normaler? Johnny Cage: of course, buddy! You’ll be looking SHARP in no time! *CLASH* Scorpion: the makeup crew gave me this mask which surprisingly gave me a face! Johnny Cage: what can I say? They’re awesome! Baraka: then let’s begin! Sonya Blade: WAIT! NO! DON’T- *johnny cage performed his “you got caged” brutality on baraka* Johnny Cage: told ya you’d be looking SHARP! Baraka: did you develop a cure for tarkat?! Shang Tsung: as a matter of fact, I did~ *CLASH* Goro: it’s strange how he hasn’t told- Baraka: SILENCE, GORO! Sektor: the “serum” is now complete. Shang Tsung: get ready, baraka~ *shang Tsung performs his “side effects” fatality on baraka* Shang Tsung: take a lollipop on your way out~ Mileena: I had this horrible nightmare that you were kytinn, Li Mei! Li Mei: who says “this one” isn’t, Mileena?~ *CLASH* Motaro: that was not funny, li mei. Li Mei: you’re right, I’m sorry! Mileena: SEKTOR! KILL THIS KYTINN FIEND! Sektor: with pleasure. Li Mei: wait! No! It was just a prank- *Sektor used his “kompactor” fatality on li mei* Sektor: one umgadi down, more to go… Mileena: what? Sektor: nothing! Havik: you have no idea how great Seido would be without law and order! Johnny Cage: no way, man! I love that show! *CLASH* Sektor: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented- Johnny Cage: yeah we’re not letting you read the whole intro. Shujinko: what are “law” and “order”? Havik: I WILL NEVER EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU, OLD MAN!
2:44 (Another one! This time full version!) Smoke: (In Chinese) Peacemaker, why are you so fluent in the language? Peacemaker (John Cena): (In Chinese) I dont know, At least i wont be fooled by the ice cream. **clash** Tundra: Your pronuncation is terryfingly accurate. Peacemaker: (John Cena) I'll take that as a compliment! Smoke: (In Chinese) At least it wont get us canceled! Kurtis: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL SAYING?! YOU'RE MAKING ME-
Sub-Zero: marvel at the Lin kuei’s grandmaster! Omni-Man: really? You’re more of a winter soldier… *CLASH* Sektor: a rather stark name for- Sub-Zero: silence, iron man! Tremor: can I get a name as well?! Omni-Man: I don’t know, you’re more of a… thing… Geras #1: why have you come to this timeline?! Geras #2: to give shujinko the knowledge of the entire universe… *CLASH* Shujinko #2: soon all Shujinkos will know everything! Geras #2: yes, my liege… Shujinko #1: what are they talking about- Geras #1: YOU WILL NOT! *geras #1 performed his “temporal execution” fatality on geras #2* Shujinko #1: what was that about? Geras #1: I’ll explain later. Omni-Man: i will BURN this realm DOWN before i spend another MINUTE listening to your horrible performance! Nitara: what’s wrong with my voice, nolan?… *CLASH* Shujinko: what is a “performance”? Nitara: i dunno. Tremor: she can’t even deliver an “I’ll explain later” joke! Omni-Man: maybe THIS TIME you’ll learn… *omni-man performs his “trained killer” fatality on nitara* Omni-Man: even in death, you can’t act… Omni-Man: YOU ARE A WORTHLESS, FRIENDLESS, BIG-LIPPED, LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT WHOSE MOMMY LEFT DADDY AFTER HE FIGURED OUT HE WASNT EUGENE O’NEILL, AND IS NOW SLOBBERING ALL OVER MY PLANET LIKE A FUCKING NINE-YEAR-OLD GIRL!!! Raiden: … thank you for your criticism, nolan! *CLASH* Tremor: not the response I expected… Omni-Man: what is he, a fucking dragger?! Raiden: I think I’m more of a rusher to be honest, sir… Kung Lao: dude, you are WAY too humble… Havik: mileena’s on vacation so I suppose you can be my chiropractor for now? Reiko: you will not regret this in the slightest!~ *CLASH* Darrius: you sure this guy’s good, man? Havik: he’s the only one who does this for free, so yes! Cyrax: reiko’s chiropractic office has a 99.99% chance of success! Reiko: shut up and let me do my job! *reiko performs his “for the general” fatality on havik* Reiko: are you satisfied with your service?~ Havik: … DO IT AGAIN, DADDY…~
4:05 Cyrax: You have gained 1 new subsricber. Reptile: YAY! :D Edit: Woah! Thanks for the likes and 2 replies! Have a nice day or night! Edit 2: NO WAY! 100 LIKES?! Thank you so much!
@@IkeFanBoy64 Well, My intrests are... Funny cuts off and perfectly cut screams, memes, Im a "The Dark Pictures Anthology" fan. Im intrested in vehicles,adventure,games,art and Music!! (Apologies if you're we talking about someone else. Ill gladly delete this comment.)
Smoke: You wanted to see me, Mr Grayson? Omni-Man: Where you been, assassinating squirells? YOU’RE FIRED!! *CLASH* Jax: seriously, Nolan, not again! Omni-Man: get out of my building Sonya: That’s the third time this month he’s fired you! Smoke: Don’t worry, he’ll rehire me in a second. He wouldn’t know what to do without- *Omni-Man does his You Got Boned brutality on Smoke while doing the ironic JJJ laugh* Omni-Man:…. Oh wait, I needed him. He’s unfired! Jax: *sigh* I’ll call Liu Kang
Hey all, if your ideas did not make it into this video, there's always the next one. There is way too many suggestions for Odd to stuff into a video and it's mainly based on which ones have the most likes or that Odd likes. And before anyone asks, no I'm not doing these anymore for particular reasons stated in the past already. On that note, Ghostface is in my AI timeline (as a reference to that one user intro that asked about horror characters showing up, Jason and Micheal Myers may be the next ones to join later on).
Sindel: “That is the LAST time I let you conduct for the royal orchestra!” Omni-man: “I told you, they weren’t quite my tempo.” *Break* Sindel: “You threw a FUCKING CHAIR at them!” Sektor: “The drummer’s relatives have been informed of his passing.” Cyrax: “And our second horn player is still in critical condition.” Omni-man: “They didn’t know they were out of tune, you should be thanking me.”
3:22 You know, if Tremor and Scorpion switched sides during the Naruto reference intro, it could’ve been closer to an Avatar reference too. But I like it as it is too!
Raiden: You know- It's not that hard to be the fan favorite. I think they like us this way. Smoke: From what Johnny says, we are the "most wholesome" of the cast. Including Syzoth in some cases! *clash* Janet: I love hanging out with you two! Smoke: Thanks Janet! Kung Lao: I still laugh at the fact that Shao gets pissed off at you being a genuinely nice guy. Raiden: Maybe it's because you exist? Smoke, Janet and KL: GODDAMN...
*In memory of Jason David Frank* Reiko: "Can you keep a secret, I'm a huge fan of Jason David Frank." Johnny: "Dude, no way! I'm also a fan." * CLASH* Johnny: "Go, Mighty Morphing Dragonzord!" Stryker: "Red Turbo ranger!" Reiko: "Go, White Tiger!" Darius: "What!? not fair, I want to be the green ranger." Reiko: "Nope, you are Dinothunder because... you know... you are bla-"
Omni-Man: Would you lose, Bi-Han? Sub-Zero (Bi-Han): Nah, I'd win. *(inserts SPECIALZ)* Omni-Man performs the Train Fatality on Sub-Zero (Bi-Han) at the Shibuya Train Station causing Bi-Han's body to rip in half. Omni-Man: You were magnificent, Bi-Han. I shall never forget you for as long as I live. (Context: This is a reference to the voice actor of Sub-Zero/Bi-Han in MK1, Kaiji Tang, who voices Gojo Satoru in the ENG dub version of Jujutsu Kaisen.)
Reptile: “Have you seen Ferra/Torr, Ermac?” Ermac: “We last saw them playing Poker with Sheeva & Kotal” *Clash* Mavado: You guys play poker? Can I join? Ermac: the joke doesn’t work with you, Mavado Ferra off screen: *ROYAL FLUSH* Reptile: *OH YOU MOTHERF…*
They are great ideas, but I can see why some folks don't like it when they are spammed every video. Your choice at the end of the day on what to comment, you have that right.
Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~ Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I'm already taken? CLASH Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin' a harem! Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I'M NOT! Tanya: what is a harem? Shujinko: I'll explain later.
2:26 Liu Kang is not wrong about that but we all love Slashers Edit: I'm with Millena Ghost and Michael are the best slashers even Jason Voorhees is number 1 on my list
Raiden: I've seen Kung Lao lately. Where is he? Reptile: Uhhh, about that... *CLASH* Cyrax: He ate him because- Reptile: Not now Cyrax! Oh shi- *RETCHES* Reptile: Holy FAK! Kung Lao: Bro, what hell! Have you lost your- *STOMPED* Reptile: You saw nothing....
Ouch! Sindel reminds Omni-Man (Nolan) about why he hit his son Mark (aka Invincible) from Invincible since Season 1. Sonya and Tremor couldn't believe Nolan hurt his son until he explain later. 1:54. 😨😰😱!
Havik: I’m telling you! He breaks my bones in ways they have always wanted to be broken!~ General Shao: UGH! FINE! YOU CAN GO OUT WITH REIKO! *CLASH* Darrius: ya hear that?! Ya got yourself a man! Havik: for once in my life, my heart isn’t breaking! Frost: did you just pimp your greatest soldier? General Shao: SHUT IT OR ILL PIMP YOU TOO! Frost: wait! Maybe I might get noticed that way! General Shao: why the hell did you change it so I use an axe instead of a hammer?! Geras: because hammers are more of my thing now, Shao… *CLASH* Goro: you know, if I had four hammers then I- General Shao: GIVE ME A HAMMER, TIME GOD!!! Shujinko: what is a- Geras: alright, fine! You want a hammer so much?! HERE YOU FUCKING GO! *geras performed his “from another time” brutality on general shao* Geras: I hope you’re fucking happy! Baraka: Kuai Liang, is it me… or did we sound similar long ago?… Scorpion: I’ve never had tarkat if that is what you’re asking… *CLASH* Sub-Zero: *strange, I sound like him too* Scorpion: what is going on?! Sektor: Steven Jay Blum is an American voice actor. Known for his distinctively deep voice- Baraka: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOME RANDOM VOICE ACTOR?! Omni-Man: I fucked an insect. Top that. Ashrah: I fucked a reptile~ Checkmate~ *CLASH* Sareena: yeah, baby! And I got the pics to prove it! Ashrah: send them to me later~ Tremor: to be fair, reptiles eat insects so- Omni-Man: SHUT IT, TREMOR! Kenshi: standing here… I realize… General Shao: you are just like me! Trying to make history! *CLASH* Cyrax: but who’s to judge the right from wrong… Kenshi: when our guard is down I think we’ll both agree- General Shao: that violence breeds violence! Sektor: but in the end, it has to be this way…
Sindel: why do you keep talking to Mileena and Tanya about bearing raiden’s child?! Kitana: mother, for Argus’ sakes, we used condoms! *CLASH* Sektor: if used incorrectly, there is an 18% chance of pregnancy- Sindel: WAIT WHAT?! Kitana: I’m starting to think letting mother make Sektor a royal advisor was a bad idea… Cyrax: agreed. Sindel: Bi-Han, that robot advisor you gave me seems to be gaining the ability to lie! Sub-Zero: *he’s always had that ability! You’re just using him improperly!* *CLASH* Sektor: my plan to sabotage- I mean advise the queen is working. Sindel: I can’t tell if that was a lie or not! Cyrax: I still believe you should have sent me in. Sub-Zero: *SILENCE, CYRAX!* Sub-Zero: *this “Kano” fellow told me that you knew where that Kabal bastard is!* Kenshi: stay out of FBI business, Bi-Han! *CLASH* Kano: don’t let that stop ya, mate! Sub-Zero: *trust me, I won’t!* Kenshi: um… Sareena: sweetie, I’m sorry about not telling you about my crush! But I still love you and now I’ll show it! *sareena performs her “inner demon” fatality on sub-zero, repeatedly saying “I love you”* Sub-Zero: … I… LOVE YOU… TOO… Kenshi: … is it weird I’m jealous of you two? Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart… Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line! *CLASH* Tremor: I think he’s serious- Omni-Man: shut it, tremor! Darrius: Havik?~ Havik: remember what I promised you… *Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man* Havik: merry Christmas… Mileena: YOU RULE AN ENTIRE PLANET OF KYTINN?! Omni-Man: they’re called “thraxans” but basically, yeah! *CLASH* Tremor: I don’t think she likes that- Omni-Man: NO SHIT, TREMOR! Cyrax: order 69? Mileena: NO! EXECUTE ORDER 66! Cyrax: yes, empress. *Cyrax performs his “annihilation” fatality on omni-man*
Quan Chi: did Ashrah send you to kill me, syzoth?~ Reptile: actually… she sent me to bring khameleon to her so we could have a threeway… *CLASH* Sareena: damn, reptile! Ashrah’s gonna love this! Reptile: I hope so… it took hours just to buy him from the dlc! Quan Chi: surely you won’t fall for this~ Khameleon: … syzoth, I’m in~ Quan Chi: you know, I have a little sea pet as well~ Rain: really?! Can I meet them?! *CLASH* Sonya: aww! Cute! Rain: I really want to meet them! Khameleon: wait! No! Don’t- Quan Chi: here he is~ *Quan chi performs his “splat!” Brutality on rain* Quan Chi: his name is squiggles~ Johnny Cage: well well! You finally want an autograph, huh?~ Omni-Man: I’m only here because tremor won’t get off my back unless I get this autograph for him. *CLASH* Tremor: this is the greatest day of my life! Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR! Sonya: seriously? He likes Johnny’s shitty flicks? Johnny Cage: hey! My films only come in “awesome” or “boom”! For example! *johnny cage performs his “krash and burn” fatality on Omni-man* Sonya: eh, I’ve seen better. Johnny Cage: shut it! Havik: I demand you tell me about this “internet” contraption! Mileena: that’s more of Johnny’s thing but I’ll do what I can! *CLASH* Cyrax: welcome to the internet. Take a look around. Mileena: anything that brain of yours can think of can be found! Havik: what is an “internet”? Shujinko: what is an “internet”? Havik: that’s what I’m asking! Shujinko: that’s what I’m- Havik: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Quan Chi: WHY IS KHAMELEON SO IRRITATING?! Johnny Cage: lemme guess, you took karen-meleon to her least favorite coffee place? *CLASH* Khameleon: THEY GAVE ME THREE SHOTS OF VANILLA INSTEAD OF TWO! Quan Chi: WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT THAT?! Goro: I still think I should’ve been in the Umgadi… Johnny Cage: umgadi? I thought it was “bukkake”? Sindel: GIVE ME BACK MY HUSBAND, SORCERER! Quan Chi: hmm~ call me back in the spring, empress~ *CLASH* Khameleon: first you make yourself a DLC, and now Ermac?! Quan Chi: when this year is over, I’ll be swimming in koins~ Cyrax: the release date for Ermac is- ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! Sindel: I knew I should’ve chosen Sektor for my kameo! Sub-Zero: *embrace your jealousy, Ashrah! Know the truth of syzoth and khameleon!* Ashrah: n-no! Th-they just went to get mani-pedis together! Th-that’s all! *CLASH* Sonya: I won’t let my second-favorite ship sink! Ashrah: of course not- wait, second-favorite?! Sareena: sweetie, are you gaslighting our guests again? Sub-Zero: NO, WOMAN! Johnny Cage: so, my director’s making a new TV show called “Hazbin Hotel”! You want in?~ Ashrah: IT WOULD BE AN HONOR! *CLASH* Sareena: I want in too! Ashrah: feel free to join me! Stryker: isn’t that the show with the gay insect? Johnny Cage: that’s weird, I don’t remember inviting D’vorah to auditions! Havik: if I can heal myself after losing limbs, does that mean I can’t die?! Geras: I don’t know, I’m a fixed point in time! What’s your excuse?! *CLASH* Sektor: according to my calculations, Havik is capable of- Geras: quiet, Sektor! Darrius: damn, bro! You’re basically a god! Havik: hell yeah! I am immortal!- *geras performs his “just rip it off” brutality on havik* Geras: “immortal”, hmm? Havik: still… alive… Geras: damn it…
General Shao: Your head looks like a kabuto. Shao Khan (Deception): You look like Ni- *CLASH* Shujinko: What is a Kabuto? Shao Khan (Deception): It's also a helmet, Nincompoop. Jax: Don't Say it! Don't you dare say it- General Shao: Shit, I thought he was gonna say Ni-
Here's my LONG intro for the next Suggestion video: Johnny: "{sigh} It's been a WHOLE while without the same old joke of mine." Omni-Man: "Hmm... You know, I heard people talking about Spider-Man Beyond The Spiderverse. Or something like tha-" Johnny interrupting him with a clash: "Good idea! Off I go!" [Dances while teleporting] Omni-Man: "{sigh} What a weirdo..." [MEANWHILE IN ONE OF THE SEASON 1 EPISODES] Tanya: "It's Umgadi!" Past Johnny: "Umga-Deez Nu-" Present Johnny: "NO! NOT THIS TIME!" [Present Johnny did Klassic Brutality on Past Johnny] Tanya: "What the-?! Who are you?! ["NEW intro starts] Johnny: " Before you say anything, I am from the Season WAY beyond this Season." Tanya: "So... Are you the "NEW" Johnny? Or..." [Clash] Johnny: "YES!" Goro: "Wait. Then where is my female" Tanya: "Shut it Goro. We're past that." Sub-Zero: "Um... This is getting weird." Johnny: "Yes. Yes it is. Also, have you seen the "NEW" Peter-Gati film?" Tanya: "YOU GOTTA BE KI-" [Omni-Man doing the Warping Juggle&Grab thing] Tanya: "Wh... What the... Who are you?!" Omni-Man: "I'm the guy that's gonna kick your butt if you never forgive Johnny about killing him in that one AI Intro with the Umga Deez Nuts joke in it." Tanya: "Wait..." [Tanya checks the Season 1 Deez Nuts clip] Tanya: "H-How did you-?! {Sigh} Fine... I'll do it." [Tanya walks to Johnny] Tanya: "Johnny...? I'm sorry for doing a Brutality on you... After you said that... {sigh} That joke... I almost had enough of you. And... Just... {sigh} I'm sorry..." Johnny: "Aww, it's ok. I'm not making fun of the word "Umgadi" now. So... We're cool?" Tanya: "{Sigh} I... I guess..." Johnny: "OH YEAH! MY APOLOGIES HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED!" Sub-Zero: "DANCE PARTY!" [Johnny dances to music while Tanya watches] Tanya: "{Sigh} Whatever."
Peacemaker: Wait, are you a Yoshi? Reptile: I don't even know what that is! Sonya: Did you seriously said that? Peacemaker: What?! He's green and he has a long tongue! Stryker: Oh, oh, can you take me to the Mushroom kingdom? Reptile: I DONT KNOW WHERE THE FUCK THAT IS!
Kung Lao (in Mandarin): “remember when we used to be able to talk like this and nobody would understand us?” Raiden (also in Mandarin): “Yes. Those were pleasant times.” *clash* Frost (Mandarin): “I know! That Peacemaker guy is so damn annoying!” Raiden (Mandarin): “Still, we have to tolerate it for as long as we can.” Khameleon (in english): “Hey! What’re you talking about?! You’re in Outworld! Speak- *keeps ranting* Kung Lao (also in english): Oh for fu-!!!
@@ChhaiTea Cool, I would love to see what you have in store for him. I do want Pinhead as DLC, but I think there might be something that says Ghostface is more likely.
0:16 awh, i Swear i had my diaoluge in there: Shujinko: personally i want to try it too Ashrah: Ew, Wat the fuq is wrong with you? Shujinko: i'l explain later
Tanya: why do you seek khameleon, Ashrah? Ashrah: … to be honest, I just want a threeway with her and syzoth. *CLASH* Sareena: I didn’t take you for the spicy type~ Ashrah: I prefer when my “food” is “sour”~ Goro: so she’s seriously into- Tanya: GORO, I DO NOT NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND! Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~ Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken? *CLASH* Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem! Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT! Tanya: what is a harem? Shujinko: I’ll explain later. Sub Zero: is it true that you have slept with Nitara?! Kung Lao: not gonna lie, once you ignore the neck-biting fetish, she’s actually really nice! We may have something going for us! *CLASH* Kung Lao (kameo): I would high five you if not for your choice in women. Kung Lao: I’m serious! Even her neck fetish isn’t that bad! Sub Zero: I don’t even have words… Sub Zero (kameo): Kung Lao got some bitches?! Raiden: It doesn’t matter to me if you can control lightning too, I’m just glad we have something in common! Rain: DAMN IT, RAIDEN! WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN WHOLESOME?! *CLASH* Kung Lao: it’s so annoying- Rain: shut up! He has lightning powers and plot armor! He has the right to flex! Raiden: madam Bo always said- Shujinko: what’s a “madam Bo”? Raiden: I’ll explain later. Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter? Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline? *CLASH* Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet. Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder? Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days. Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
Can we just have an episode with Cyrax and Sektor as the side characters spouting random stuff? They are the funniest additions ever! Please make it happen.
Rain: what makes you think you can defeat me?! Sub-Zero: rain, ice is LITERALLY frozen water! *CLASH* Sektor: according to my calculations, ice is made of- Sub-Zero: SILENCE, SEKTOR! Frost: yeah, you’re kinda screwed. Rain: oh shit- *sub-zero performs his “krushed ice” brutality on rain* Sub-Zero: next time, read a damn book! Omni-Man: so… tell me again… why the fuck am I here?… General Shao: goro is “omnisexual”! I’m assuming he has feelings for you! *CLASH* Tremor: just take pity on him… Omni-Man: ugh… fine… General Shao: he’s all yours, goro! Goro: well… *goro performs his “prince of pain” fatality on Omni-man* Goro: the spark was gone… Raiden #1: hello! I’m raiden! I hope we can be friends! Raiden #2: I hope we can be friends too! *CLASH* Kung Lao #1: damn, bud! You really can be friends with everyone! Raiden #1: it’s just a natural gift! Kung Lao #2: okay, buddy! Go ahead and ask! Raiden #2: so… is your timeline’s kitana single- *raiden #1 performs his “the storm’s arrival” fatality on raiden #2* Raiden #1: SHE’S MINE. Kung Lao #1: HOLY SHIT… Kung Lao: so… what’s your relationship with that new Nitara?… Nitara: for gods’ sakes, we’re not having a threesome with her, Kung Lao! *CLASH* Kano: c’mon, man! Make ‘em settle for ya sausage! Kung Lao: if I do that, she might bite it off like an actual sausage! Sareena: if there’s anything I learned from Ashrah it’s that threesomes are GREAT! Nitara: UGH! FINE WE’LL HAVE A THREEWAY! Shang Tsung: your plan to turn characters into DLCs is ingenious, Quan Chi! Quan Chi: indeed! And to stop anyone from stopping me, I turned MYSELF into a DLC! *CLASH* Sektor: Shang Tsung, your pre-order transformation is now complete. Shang Tsung: excellent! Now not everyone can stop me either! Khameleon: you won’t get away with this! Quan Chi: we already have~
Mexican Sub-Zero: Why Mavado now speaking Russian? Ermac: We know, because he maybe Russian. *CLASH* Stryker: Wait. Russian?! It's an commie here? Ermac: Maybe. Darrius: Looks like Mavado comes here. Mexican Sub-Zero: Well, I'll give Mavado some tacos. Stryker: What about me? Ermac: Shut up, Stryker.
![Mortal Kombat 11 Story but with Voice AI [Part 7]](/img/n.gif)
Bi Han: Dafuq You Mean "Nuh-Uh"?
Shujinko: I'll Explain Later!
Bi-Han: Dafaq You Mean "Nuh-Uh"?!
Me: He means "Nuh-Uh"!
Bi-Han: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Shujinko: If you survive of course. 🗿
@@cristhianferreyra1563
Geras: HEY!!!! CUT THAT HORSESH*T OUT, Shujinko!!!!!!!
@@cristhianferreyra1563 shujinko: who is Batman.
Kung lao: I will not tell you use a phone
Görkem: allow me. Batman is a super anti-hero who serves justice.
When Thomas says nuh-uh he means nuh-uh 😂
He means "No."
The f you mean ‘ Nuh Uh’ !??😂
@@quanngo2879 I mean nuh-uh
@@GhostlyPlaysXDthe fuck You mean nuh uh?!
@@GhostlyPlaysXD Dafuq you mean "Nuh-uh"
Love that you managed to sneak a "Bing Chilling" into Peacemaker's chinese
It's referring to Sub Zero but this is goated af
@@KuletXCoreno, it’s referencing john cena’s bing chilling speech
Cyrax: *You'd gained ONE NEW SUBSCRIBER*
Reptile: YAY!
Cyrax: You've gaied one new subscriber!
Tomas: Nuh-uh
@@NeoArashiThe F**K you mean "nuh-uh"?!
Johnny: “Hey Raiden? If you’re Chinese, why do you have a Japanese name?”
Raiden: “I-…. I never thought of that….”
*clash*
Kano: “Well if it helps, my family’s a mess too.”
Raiden: “Do you mean heritage or-“
Kano: “Nah. I’m just an arsehole.”
Sektor: “According to my database, Raiden is Japanese through his father’s great, great, great, great-“ *keeps going but gets cut-off*
Kano was a Japanese name too
@@VuLinhAssassinin my mind, he’s Japanese-American (mixed race) but his family moved to Australia when he was young. A mash up of his two origins
@@samuelwolch1302 Makes sense to me
2:06 nolan is laughing at the fact he loves child abuse against his son😂
It’s viltrumite tough love
0:50 Jax, the "You can't see me" gag will forever live on until time itself becomes an illusion
3:09Wait now I want cyrax to have a meme detector. Imagine if he just went all: “MENE DETECTED. ELIMINATE. ELIMINATE. MEME NEUTRALIZED.”
You do know his fatality is blowing up the earth
@@spinechiller567 even better
Aw man, I missed that opportunity! Aw well...
Cyrax is the Meme erradicator and Sektor the Cringe exterminator
@@aaronplaz6761 I love it! I'll have to get both Cyrax and Sektor involved for the next one.
Bi-Han to Smoke: You’re fatherless.
Myself: My brother in Christ you're also fatherless.
And it’s Bi-Han’s fault.
@@justsomeguy6336Preach
@@justsomeguy6336you lost your father, i got rid of my father. We are not the same Tomas!
@@targetseekerAnd your won father adopted me while he would be repulsed by your treachery Bitchan!
Bi-Han: Well, touché.
2:42 that aged like Edenian wine!
Good lord that "Yaaay" of Syzoth at the end shouldn't be so funny, but it had me rolling so much i almost did a brutality by accident
2:48 Since no one else is going to do it, HE SAID IT!
The "nuh-uh" part with Sub-Zero had me dying😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nuh-uh
@@rotemegozi1044 The fuck you mean "Nuh-uh"?
@@rotemegozi1044tha fuck you mean, "nuh-uh"?
@@rotemegozi1044 The fuck you mean "nuh-uh!?"
Dah fuck you mean nuh-uh.
1:20
This can honestly be a dialog between the two if this is Shao-Kahn, not General-Shao.
Sindel: “how about not hitting your own fucking son?”
Yeah, just wait until you find out about Kitana and Raiden.
“You can’t borrow a house” so there’s no AirBnBs in this timeline?😂
Too soon. But true to be told. 😊
well not in this timeline
Shujinko: what is an Airbnb?
“I’ll explain later.”
One word, "Tongue!"
Based!
Based? Based on what?
Fucking Based, Ahsrah! 😎👍
Ok, but what was the brown stuff on the Christmas costume?
Never heard of person having tongue fetish but who am I to judge?
But i gonna assume syzoth is really a good kisser or something else , i don't know??
3:36 jutsu's are mysterious ninja arts used in battles.
Sub-Zero #1: *WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!*
Sub-Zero #2: *sareena commissioned Sektor to make a cloning machine, so here I am!*
*CLASH*
Sub-Zero #2: *sareena is going to love this~*
Sub-Zero (kameo) #1: *indeed she will~*
Sub-Zero (kameo) #2: *hello! I’ve just been made-*
Sub-Zero #1: *SAREENA! SEKTOR! YOU’RE BOTH DEAD!*
Baraka: can your makeup crew assist me in looking normaler?
Johnny Cage: of course, buddy! You’ll be looking SHARP in no time!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: the makeup crew gave me this mask which surprisingly gave me a face!
Johnny Cage: what can I say? They’re awesome!
Baraka: then let’s begin!
Sonya Blade: WAIT! NO! DON’T-
*johnny cage performed his “you got caged” brutality on baraka*
Johnny Cage: told ya you’d be looking SHARP!
Baraka: did you develop a cure for tarkat?!
Shang Tsung: as a matter of fact, I did~
*CLASH*
Goro: it’s strange how he hasn’t told-
Baraka: SILENCE, GORO!
Sektor: the “serum” is now complete.
Shang Tsung: get ready, baraka~
*shang Tsung performs his “side effects” fatality on baraka*
Shang Tsung: take a lollipop on your way out~
Mileena: I had this horrible nightmare that you were kytinn, Li Mei!
Li Mei: who says “this one” isn’t, Mileena?~
*CLASH*
Motaro: that was not funny, li mei.
Li Mei: you’re right, I’m sorry!
Mileena: SEKTOR! KILL THIS KYTINN FIEND!
Sektor: with pleasure.
Li Mei: wait! No! It was just a prank-
*Sektor used his “kompactor” fatality on li mei*
Sektor: one umgadi down, more to go…
Mileena: what?
Sektor: nothing!
Havik: you have no idea how great Seido would be without law and order!
Johnny Cage: no way, man! I love that show!
*CLASH*
Sektor: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented-
Johnny Cage: yeah we’re not letting you read the whole intro.
Shujinko: what are “law” and “order”?
Havik: I WILL NEVER EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU, OLD MAN!
0:01 The good old "Nuh uh" meme.
0:44 About time someone did a You Can't See Me joke to Kenshi 😂
That was from me btw. 😉
@@TytheGuy6867 That was you? Nice! 😂
@@CoryTRM 🤣 Thanks bud!
Should've been
Peacemaker: You can't see me!
Kenshi: Are you sure about that?
But this will do
Bi-Han: You're fatherless.
Smoke: NUH UH!
Bi-Han: THE FUCK YOU MEAN "NUH UH"!? THE FU-
Kano: I think he means nuh-uh
@@Dragonway. Smoke : Nuh Uh!
@@icey020 Bi-Ham: THE FUCK YOU MEAN "NUH-UH"!?
@@Dragonway. Sonya : He means nuh-uh
Cyrax: Memes Detected!
Sektor: Cringe Detected!
The Naruto Reference.... I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!
I felt like an avatar refrence there
I though it was a knock on Cynical Warlock’s videos on Mortal Kombat’s supposed magic system.
All that's missing is Raiden saying he has Lightning Style Jutsu.
@@user-dr2uy5or9tno it’s Naruto.
@@datboy174Maybe next time I’ll do Raiden vs Sub-Zero - lightning style vs ice kekkei genkai
2:44
(Another one! This time full version!)
Smoke: (In Chinese) Peacemaker, why are you so fluent in the language?
Peacemaker (John Cena): (In Chinese) I dont know, At least i wont be fooled by the ice cream.
**clash**
Tundra: Your pronuncation is terryfingly accurate.
Peacemaker: (John Cena) I'll take that as a compliment!
Smoke: (In Chinese) At least it wont get us canceled!
Kurtis: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL SAYING?! YOU'RE MAKING ME-
"Don't play dumb, Mr. Diarrhea Man!"
I lost it. XD
Sub-Zero: marvel at the Lin kuei’s grandmaster!
Omni-Man: really? You’re more of a winter soldier…
*CLASH*
Sektor: a rather stark name for-
Sub-Zero: silence, iron man!
Tremor: can I get a name as well?!
Omni-Man: I don’t know, you’re more of a… thing…
Geras #1: why have you come to this timeline?!
Geras #2: to give shujinko the knowledge of the entire universe…
*CLASH*
Shujinko #2: soon all Shujinkos will know everything!
Geras #2: yes, my liege…
Shujinko #1: what are they talking about-
Geras #1: YOU WILL NOT!
*geras #1 performed his “temporal execution” fatality on geras #2*
Shujinko #1: what was that about?
Geras #1: I’ll explain later.
Omni-Man: i will BURN this realm DOWN before i spend another MINUTE listening to your horrible performance!
Nitara: what’s wrong with my voice, nolan?…
*CLASH*
Shujinko: what is a “performance”?
Nitara: i dunno.
Tremor: she can’t even deliver an “I’ll explain later” joke!
Omni-Man: maybe THIS TIME you’ll learn…
*omni-man performs his “trained killer” fatality on nitara*
Omni-Man: even in death, you can’t act…
Omni-Man: YOU ARE A WORTHLESS, FRIENDLESS, BIG-LIPPED, LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT WHOSE MOMMY LEFT DADDY AFTER HE FIGURED OUT HE WASNT EUGENE O’NEILL, AND IS NOW SLOBBERING ALL OVER MY PLANET LIKE A FUCKING NINE-YEAR-OLD GIRL!!!
Raiden: … thank you for your criticism, nolan!
*CLASH*
Tremor: not the response I expected…
Omni-Man: what is he, a fucking dragger?!
Raiden: I think I’m more of a rusher to be honest, sir…
Kung Lao: dude, you are WAY too humble…
Havik: mileena’s on vacation so I suppose you can be my chiropractor for now?
Reiko: you will not regret this in the slightest!~
*CLASH*
Darrius: you sure this guy’s good, man?
Havik: he’s the only one who does this for free, so yes!
Cyrax: reiko’s chiropractic office has a 99.99% chance of success!
Reiko: shut up and let me do my job!
*reiko performs his “for the general” fatality on havik*
Reiko: are you satisfied with your service?~
Havik: … DO IT AGAIN, DADDY…~
4:05
Cyrax: You have gained 1 new subsricber.
Reptile: YAY! :D
Edit: Woah! Thanks for the likes and 2 replies! Have a nice day or night!
Edit 2: NO WAY! 100 LIKES?! Thank you so much!
Happy fella :D
I think we all know what that subscriber's "interests" are.
@@IkeFanBoy64 Well, My intrests are... Funny cuts off and perfectly cut screams, memes, Im a "The Dark Pictures Anthology" fan. Im intrested in vehicles,adventure,games,art and Music!! (Apologies if you're we talking about someone else. Ill gladly delete this comment.)
@@bartoszkoczupanda2563 I was making a joke about the subscriber Reptile got.
Don't need to delete your comment though.
@@IkeFanBoy64(Again.) Apologies for the misunderstanding! Have a nice weekend!
The nuh-uh gag got me-
Smoke: You wanted to see me, Mr Grayson?
Omni-Man: Where you been, assassinating squirells? YOU’RE FIRED!!
*CLASH*
Jax: seriously, Nolan, not again!
Omni-Man: get out of my building
Sonya: That’s the third time this month he’s fired you!
Smoke: Don’t worry, he’ll rehire me in a second. He wouldn’t know what to do without-
*Omni-Man does his You Got Boned brutality on Smoke while doing the ironic JJJ laugh*
Omni-Man:…. Oh wait, I needed him. He’s unfired!
Jax: *sigh* I’ll call Liu Kang
Smoke: "No one believes I beat the last level of Malcolm in the middle".
Sub Zero as Kuai Liang: "Because that´s just ridiculous, no one beats Hal".
1:14shujinko doing that on purpose 😂😂😂😂😂
Johnny Cage: Grandpa, what big teeth you have!
Baraka: The better to shut you up with permanently!
(does Nom Nom brutality)
3:23-3:40 Hey, that's actually pretty good reference of 4 elements of nature
Thanks
Hey all, if your ideas did not make it into this video, there's always the next one. There is way too many suggestions for Odd to stuff into a video and it's mainly based on which ones have the most likes or that Odd likes.
And before anyone asks, no I'm not doing these anymore for particular reasons stated in the past already.
On that note, Ghostface is in my AI timeline (as a reference to that one user intro that asked about horror characters showing up, Jason and Micheal Myers may be the next ones to join later on).
That first intro made me realize how much fun it was seeing bi-Han and Tomas argue in the videos
I would love to see them being friends again
2:41 I WANT TO SEE OLD KRATOS AND DOOM SLAYER
What about Duke nukem
Slayer is too op, marauder would fit better
Their not gonna use Kratos again. unfortunate as it is
-You've conquered planets, I've conquered realms.
-Name one realm you control.
Sharp tongue for a dead man
True, in this timeline, Shao hasn't conquered a single realm.
Sindel: “That is the LAST time I let you conduct for the royal orchestra!”
Omni-man: “I told you, they weren’t quite my tempo.”
*Break*
Sindel: “You threw a FUCKING CHAIR at them!”
Sektor: “The drummer’s relatives have been informed of his passing.”
Cyrax: “And our second horn player is still in critical condition.”
Omni-man: “They didn’t know they were out of tune, you should be thanking me.”
2:25 well well well this aged very well
3:22 You know, if Tremor and Scorpion switched sides during the Naruto reference intro, it could’ve been closer to an Avatar reference too.
But I like it as it is too!
Reptile's mukbang was comedy gold.
Raiden: You know- It's not that hard to be the fan favorite. I think they like us this way.
Smoke: From what Johnny says, we are the "most wholesome" of the cast. Including Syzoth in some cases!
*clash*
Janet: I love hanging out with you two!
Smoke: Thanks Janet!
Kung Lao: I still laugh at the fact that Shao gets pissed off at you being a genuinely nice guy.
Raiden: Maybe it's because you exist?
Smoke, Janet and KL: GODDAMN...
*In memory of Jason David Frank*
Reiko: "Can you keep a secret, I'm a huge fan of Jason David Frank."
Johnny: "Dude, no way! I'm also a fan."
* CLASH*
Johnny: "Go, Mighty Morphing Dragonzord!"
Stryker: "Red Turbo ranger!"
Reiko: "Go, White Tiger!"
Darius: "What!? not fair, I want to be the green ranger."
Reiko: "Nope, you are Dinothunder because... you know... you are bla-"
Omni-Man: Would you lose, Bi-Han?
Sub-Zero (Bi-Han): Nah, I'd win.
*(inserts SPECIALZ)*
Omni-Man performs the Train Fatality on Sub-Zero (Bi-Han) at the Shibuya Train Station causing Bi-Han's body to rip in half.
Omni-Man: You were magnificent, Bi-Han. I shall never forget you for as long as I live.
(Context: This is a reference to the voice actor of Sub-Zero/Bi-Han in MK1, Kaiji Tang, who voices Gojo Satoru in the ENG dub version of Jujutsu Kaisen.)
Reptile: “Have you seen Ferra/Torr, Ermac?”
Ermac: “We last saw them playing Poker with Sheeva & Kotal”
*Clash*
Mavado: You guys play poker? Can I join?
Ermac: the joke doesn’t work with you, Mavado
Ferra off screen: *ROYAL FLUSH*
Reptile: *OH YOU MOTHERF…*
I never get tired of these and Neck Jonas
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR USING ONE OF MY INTRO IDEAS!!!
They are great ideas, but I can see why some folks don't like it when they are spammed every video. Your choice at the end of the day on what to comment, you have that right.
Which was it?
@@wolfherojohnson2766
The last one!
@@noahblair3020 Ah. So that's why I didn't laugh.
@@wolfherojohnson2766 "Boom, roasted" moment
4:10 WHAT THE HEAVEN WAS THAT !?
Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~
Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I'm already taken?
CLASH
Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin' a harem!
Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I'M NOT!
Tanya: what is a harem?
Shujinko: I'll explain later.
2:26 Liu Kang is not wrong about that but we all love Slashers
Edit: I'm with Millena Ghost and Michael are the best slashers even Jason Voorhees is number 1 on my list
Amen
Tomas being able to speak Chinese despite being Czech made me realize. Can Raiden also speak Chinese despite being Japanese?
Raiden: I've seen Kung Lao lately. Where is he?
Reptile: Uhhh, about that...
*CLASH*
Cyrax: He ate him because-
Reptile: Not now Cyrax! Oh shi- *RETCHES*
Reptile: Holy FAK!
Kung Lao: Bro, what hell! Have you lost your- *STOMPED*
Reptile: You saw nothing....
Raiden: *Fainted*
Ouch! Sindel reminds Omni-Man (Nolan) about why he hit his son Mark (aka Invincible) from Invincible since Season 1. Sonya and Tremor couldn't believe Nolan hurt his son until he explain later. 1:54. 😨😰😱!
2:41mileena saying that got a lot more funny knowing who's gonna be added later
Havik: I’m telling you! He breaks my bones in ways they have always wanted to be broken!~
General Shao: UGH! FINE! YOU CAN GO OUT WITH REIKO!
*CLASH*
Darrius: ya hear that?! Ya got yourself a man!
Havik: for once in my life, my heart isn’t breaking!
Frost: did you just pimp your greatest soldier?
General Shao: SHUT IT OR ILL PIMP YOU TOO!
Frost: wait! Maybe I might get noticed that way!
General Shao: why the hell did you change it so I use an axe instead of a hammer?!
Geras: because hammers are more of my thing now, Shao…
*CLASH*
Goro: you know, if I had four hammers then I-
General Shao: GIVE ME A HAMMER, TIME GOD!!!
Shujinko: what is a-
Geras: alright, fine! You want a hammer so much?! HERE YOU FUCKING GO!
*geras performed his “from another time” brutality on general shao*
Geras: I hope you’re fucking happy!
Baraka: Kuai Liang, is it me… or did we sound similar long ago?…
Scorpion: I’ve never had tarkat if that is what you’re asking…
*CLASH*
Sub-Zero: *strange, I sound like him too*
Scorpion: what is going on?!
Sektor: Steven Jay Blum is an American voice actor. Known for his distinctively deep voice-
Baraka: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOME RANDOM VOICE ACTOR?!
Omni-Man: I fucked an insect. Top that.
Ashrah: I fucked a reptile~ Checkmate~
*CLASH*
Sareena: yeah, baby! And I got the pics to prove it!
Ashrah: send them to me later~
Tremor: to be fair, reptiles eat insects so-
Omni-Man: SHUT IT, TREMOR!
Kenshi: standing here… I realize…
General Shao: you are just like me! Trying to make history!
*CLASH*
Cyrax: but who’s to judge the right from wrong…
Kenshi: when our guard is down I think we’ll both agree-
General Shao: that violence breeds violence!
Sektor: but in the end, it has to be this way…
I would change the "but in the end, it has to be this way" to everyone singing.
2:59
"‐POLICE BRUTALITY"
Sindel: why do you keep talking to Mileena and Tanya about bearing raiden’s child?!
Kitana: mother, for Argus’ sakes, we used condoms!
*CLASH*
Sektor: if used incorrectly, there is an 18% chance of pregnancy-
Sindel: WAIT WHAT?!
Kitana: I’m starting to think letting mother make Sektor a royal advisor was a bad idea…
Cyrax: agreed.
Sindel: Bi-Han, that robot advisor you gave me seems to be gaining the ability to lie!
Sub-Zero: *he’s always had that ability! You’re just using him improperly!*
*CLASH*
Sektor: my plan to sabotage- I mean advise the queen is working.
Sindel: I can’t tell if that was a lie or not!
Cyrax: I still believe you should have sent me in.
Sub-Zero: *SILENCE, CYRAX!*
Sub-Zero: *this “Kano” fellow told me that you knew where that Kabal bastard is!*
Kenshi: stay out of FBI business, Bi-Han!
*CLASH*
Kano: don’t let that stop ya, mate!
Sub-Zero: *trust me, I won’t!*
Kenshi: um…
Sareena: sweetie, I’m sorry about not telling you about my crush! But I still love you and now I’ll show it!
*sareena performs her “inner demon” fatality on sub-zero, repeatedly saying “I love you”*
Sub-Zero: … I… LOVE YOU… TOO…
Kenshi: … is it weird I’m jealous of you two?
Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart…
Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line!
*CLASH*
Tremor: I think he’s serious-
Omni-Man: shut it, tremor!
Darrius: Havik?~
Havik: remember what I promised you…
*Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man*
Havik: merry Christmas…
Mileena: YOU RULE AN ENTIRE PLANET OF KYTINN?!
Omni-Man: they’re called “thraxans” but basically, yeah!
*CLASH*
Tremor: I don’t think she likes that-
Omni-Man: NO SHIT, TREMOR!
Cyrax: order 69?
Mileena: NO! EXECUTE ORDER 66!
Cyrax: yes, empress.
*Cyrax performs his “annihilation” fatality on omni-man*
Reptiles little yay at the end was so cute
This dude is amazing
Cyrax: You have gained ONE new subscriber.
Syzoth: YAY! 🐸
Favorite channel
Quan Chi: did Ashrah send you to kill me, syzoth?~
Reptile: actually… she sent me to bring khameleon to her so we could have a threeway…
*CLASH*
Sareena: damn, reptile! Ashrah’s gonna love this!
Reptile: I hope so… it took hours just to buy him from the dlc!
Quan Chi: surely you won’t fall for this~
Khameleon: … syzoth, I’m in~
Quan Chi: you know, I have a little sea pet as well~
Rain: really?! Can I meet them?!
*CLASH*
Sonya: aww! Cute!
Rain: I really want to meet them!
Khameleon: wait! No! Don’t-
Quan Chi: here he is~
*Quan chi performs his “splat!” Brutality on rain*
Quan Chi: his name is squiggles~
Johnny Cage: well well! You finally want an autograph, huh?~
Omni-Man: I’m only here because tremor won’t get off my back unless I get this autograph for him.
*CLASH*
Tremor: this is the greatest day of my life!
Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR!
Sonya: seriously? He likes Johnny’s shitty flicks?
Johnny Cage: hey! My films only come in “awesome” or “boom”! For example!
*johnny cage performs his “krash and burn” fatality on Omni-man*
Sonya: eh, I’ve seen better.
Johnny Cage: shut it!
Havik: I demand you tell me about this “internet” contraption!
Mileena: that’s more of Johnny’s thing but I’ll do what I can!
*CLASH*
Cyrax: welcome to the internet. Take a look around.
Mileena: anything that brain of yours can think of can be found!
Havik: what is an “internet”?
Shujinko: what is an “internet”?
Havik: that’s what I’m asking!
Shujinko: that’s what I’m-
Havik: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Quan Chi: WHY IS KHAMELEON SO IRRITATING?!
Johnny Cage: lemme guess, you took karen-meleon to her least favorite coffee place?
*CLASH*
Khameleon: THEY GAVE ME THREE SHOTS OF VANILLA INSTEAD OF TWO!
Quan Chi: WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT THAT?!
Goro: I still think I should’ve been in the Umgadi…
Johnny Cage: umgadi? I thought it was “bukkake”?
Sindel: GIVE ME BACK MY HUSBAND, SORCERER!
Quan Chi: hmm~ call me back in the spring, empress~
*CLASH*
Khameleon: first you make yourself a DLC, and now Ermac?!
Quan Chi: when this year is over, I’ll be swimming in koins~
Cyrax: the release date for Ermac is- ERROR! ERROR! ERROR!
Sindel: I knew I should’ve chosen Sektor for my kameo!
Sub-Zero: *embrace your jealousy, Ashrah! Know the truth of syzoth and khameleon!*
Ashrah: n-no! Th-they just went to get mani-pedis together! Th-that’s all!
*CLASH*
Sonya: I won’t let my second-favorite ship sink!
Ashrah: of course not- wait, second-favorite?!
Sareena: sweetie, are you gaslighting our guests again?
Sub-Zero: NO, WOMAN!
Johnny Cage: so, my director’s making a new TV show called “Hazbin Hotel”! You want in?~
Ashrah: IT WOULD BE AN HONOR!
*CLASH*
Sareena: I want in too!
Ashrah: feel free to join me!
Stryker: isn’t that the show with the gay insect?
Johnny Cage: that’s weird, I don’t remember inviting D’vorah to auditions!
Havik: if I can heal myself after losing limbs, does that mean I can’t die?!
Geras: I don’t know, I’m a fixed point in time! What’s your excuse?!
*CLASH*
Sektor: according to my calculations, Havik is capable of-
Geras: quiet, Sektor!
Darrius: damn, bro! You’re basically a god!
Havik: hell yeah! I am immortal!-
*geras performs his “just rip it off” brutality on havik*
Geras: “immortal”, hmm?
Havik: still… alive…
Geras: damn it…
Stop spamming these on EVERY VIDEO!
General Shao: Your head looks like a kabuto.
Shao Khan (Deception): You look like Ni-
*CLASH*
Shujinko: What is a Kabuto?
Shao Khan (Deception): It's also a helmet, Nincompoop.
Jax: Don't Say it! Don't you dare say it-
General Shao: Shit, I thought he was gonna say Ni-
Lamar: Wait wat the fuk!
Loving these custom intros 🤣
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU All SAYING?!?!?! YOURE MAKING ME-!!!!" -Stryker
The truth: chill the fuk out!
That 1st interaction is gonna be living in my head rent free for days 😂
0:45 John Cena's line
0:46 Woozie's line
"I know you're blind. But you gotta see this."
Here's my LONG intro for the next Suggestion video:
Johnny: "{sigh} It's been a WHOLE while without the same old joke of mine."
Omni-Man: "Hmm... You know, I heard people talking about Spider-Man Beyond The Spiderverse. Or something like tha-"
Johnny interrupting him with a clash: "Good idea! Off I go!" [Dances while teleporting]
Omni-Man: "{sigh} What a weirdo..."
[MEANWHILE IN ONE OF THE SEASON 1 EPISODES]
Tanya: "It's Umgadi!"
Past Johnny: "Umga-Deez Nu-"
Present Johnny: "NO! NOT THIS TIME!"
[Present Johnny did Klassic Brutality on Past Johnny]
Tanya: "What the-?! Who are you?!
["NEW intro starts]
Johnny: " Before you say anything, I am from the Season WAY beyond this Season."
Tanya: "So... Are you the "NEW" Johnny? Or..."
[Clash] Johnny: "YES!"
Goro: "Wait. Then where is my female"
Tanya: "Shut it Goro. We're past that."
Sub-Zero: "Um... This is getting weird."
Johnny: "Yes. Yes it is. Also, have you seen the "NEW" Peter-Gati film?"
Tanya: "YOU GOTTA BE KI-"
[Omni-Man doing the Warping Juggle&Grab thing]
Tanya: "Wh... What the... Who are you?!"
Omni-Man: "I'm the guy that's gonna kick your butt if you never forgive Johnny about killing him in that one AI Intro with the Umga Deez Nuts joke in it."
Tanya: "Wait..."
[Tanya checks the Season 1 Deez Nuts clip]
Tanya: "H-How did you-?! {Sigh} Fine... I'll do it."
[Tanya walks to Johnny]
Tanya: "Johnny...? I'm sorry for doing a Brutality on you... After you said that... {sigh} That joke... I almost had enough of you. And... Just... {sigh} I'm sorry..."
Johnny: "Aww, it's ok. I'm not making fun of the word "Umgadi" now. So... We're cool?"
Tanya: "{Sigh} I... I guess..."
Johnny: "OH YEAH! MY APOLOGIES HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED!"
Sub-Zero: "DANCE PARTY!"
[Johnny dances to music while Tanya watches]
Tanya: "{Sigh} Whatever."
Awesome video
Awesome Video. I wish Ermac showed up again.
Peacemaker: Wait, are you a Yoshi?
Reptile: I don't even know what that is!
Sonya: Did you seriously said that?
Peacemaker: What?! He's green and he has a long tongue!
Stryker: Oh, oh, can you take me to the Mushroom kingdom?
Reptile: I DONT KNOW WHERE THE FUCK THAT IS!
I have a Dialogue idea for Ermac And Johnny, its a refference from MKX
Ermac: We are many.
Johnny: We? is your mother joining us?
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL SAYING. YOU'RE MAKING ME--"
I absolutely love these they are hilarious keep up the great work man because this is awesome
Kung Lao (in Mandarin): “remember when we used to be able to talk like this and nobody would understand us?”
Raiden (also in Mandarin): “Yes. Those were pleasant times.”
*clash*
Frost (Mandarin): “I know! That Peacemaker guy is so damn annoying!”
Raiden (Mandarin): “Still, we have to tolerate it for as long as we can.”
Khameleon (in english): “Hey! What’re you talking about?! You’re in Outworld! Speak- *keeps ranting*
Kung Lao (also in english): Oh for fu-!!!
0:04
Star Wars:
Luke:nuh uh
Vador:dafuk you mean nuh uh??
2:42 Well, You got your wish Mileena😂
Damn, i was hoping mine made it.
I thought i made a really good intro. Well, congratulations to those who made it in. Nice video as always.
Mileena and Liu Kang talking about horror characters becoming guests really got me. XD
(Yeah, I love horror guests, keep scrolling)
Ghostface does make an appearance in my timeline ironically.
@@ChhaiTea Cool, I would love to see what you have in store for him.
I do want Pinhead as DLC, but I think there might be something that says Ghostface is more likely.
1:51 he was about to break a canon event
Reptile got a new subscriber, good for him.
Damn….nuh-uh hit me so damn hard! 😂
Same😂😂😂😂
'Nuh-uh'.
The "Yay!" is so cute 😂
0:16 awh, i Swear i had my diaoluge in there:
Shujinko: personally i want to try it too
Ashrah: Ew, Wat the fuq is wrong with you?
Shujinko: i'l explain later
Tanya: why do you seek khameleon, Ashrah?
Ashrah: … to be honest, I just want a threeway with her and syzoth.
*CLASH*
Sareena: I didn’t take you for the spicy type~
Ashrah: I prefer when my “food” is “sour”~
Goro: so she’s seriously into-
Tanya: GORO, I DO NOT NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND!
Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~
Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken?
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem!
Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT!
Tanya: what is a harem?
Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
Sub Zero: is it true that you have slept with Nitara?!
Kung Lao: not gonna lie, once you ignore the neck-biting fetish, she’s actually really nice! We may have something going for us!
*CLASH*
Kung Lao (kameo): I would high five you if not for your choice in women.
Kung Lao: I’m serious! Even her neck fetish isn’t that bad!
Sub Zero: I don’t even have words…
Sub Zero (kameo): Kung Lao got some bitches?!
Raiden: It doesn’t matter to me if you can control lightning too, I’m just glad we have something in common!
Rain: DAMN IT, RAIDEN! WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN WHOLESOME?!
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: it’s so annoying-
Rain: shut up! He has lightning powers and plot armor! He has the right to flex!
Raiden: madam Bo always said-
Shujinko: what’s a “madam Bo”?
Raiden: I’ll explain later.
Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter?
Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline?
*CLASH*
Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet.
Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder?
Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days.
Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
2:26 Ghostface: Are you sure about that?
Can we just have an episode with Cyrax and Sektor as the side characters spouting random stuff? They are the funniest additions ever! Please make it happen.
Damn, im sad that my dialogue isn’t in this but still, funny video dude keep up the great work😊
Rain: what makes you think you can defeat me?!
Sub-Zero: rain, ice is LITERALLY frozen water!
*CLASH*
Sektor: according to my calculations, ice is made of-
Sub-Zero: SILENCE, SEKTOR!
Frost: yeah, you’re kinda screwed.
Rain: oh shit-
*sub-zero performs his “krushed ice” brutality on rain*
Sub-Zero: next time, read a damn book!
Omni-Man: so… tell me again… why the fuck am I here?…
General Shao: goro is “omnisexual”! I’m assuming he has feelings for you!
*CLASH*
Tremor: just take pity on him…
Omni-Man: ugh… fine…
General Shao: he’s all yours, goro!
Goro: well…
*goro performs his “prince of pain” fatality on Omni-man*
Goro: the spark was gone…
Raiden #1: hello! I’m raiden! I hope we can be friends!
Raiden #2: I hope we can be friends too!
*CLASH*
Kung Lao #1: damn, bud! You really can be friends with everyone!
Raiden #1: it’s just a natural gift!
Kung Lao #2: okay, buddy! Go ahead and ask!
Raiden #2: so… is your timeline’s kitana single-
*raiden #1 performs his “the storm’s arrival” fatality on raiden #2*
Raiden #1: SHE’S MINE.
Kung Lao #1: HOLY SHIT…
Kung Lao: so… what’s your relationship with that new Nitara?…
Nitara: for gods’ sakes, we’re not having a threesome with her, Kung Lao!
*CLASH*
Kano: c’mon, man! Make ‘em settle for ya sausage!
Kung Lao: if I do that, she might bite it off like an actual sausage!
Sareena: if there’s anything I learned from Ashrah it’s that threesomes are GREAT!
Nitara: UGH! FINE WE’LL HAVE A THREEWAY!
Shang Tsung: your plan to turn characters into DLCs is ingenious, Quan Chi!
Quan Chi: indeed! And to stop anyone from stopping me, I turned MYSELF into a DLC!
*CLASH*
Sektor: Shang Tsung, your pre-order transformation is now complete.
Shang Tsung: excellent! Now not everyone can stop me either!
Khameleon: you won’t get away with this!
Quan Chi: we already have~
Omniman nucleared Madam Bo's bathroom?😂😂😂😂
The first dialogue 😂
1:02 I mean Kung Lao does gives soundcloud rapper vibes
2:41 well... Mileena, funny you mentioned that
I love the joke of Shujinko copying Havik because of his entire gimmick being him using other moves
3:22
No one can outrun my lightning style jutsu
No one can outrun me with my super speed jutsu
Or my meme style jutsu
To be frank I thought it was a Ninjago reference.
"You have gained one new Subscriber"
"YAY"
Mexican Sub-Zero: Why Mavado now speaking Russian?
Ermac: We know, because he maybe Russian.
*CLASH*
Stryker: Wait. Russian?! It's an commie here?
Ermac: Maybe.
Darrius: Looks like Mavado comes here.
Mexican Sub-Zero: Well, I'll give Mavado some tacos.
Stryker: What about me?
Ermac: Shut up, Stryker.
THE FIRST ONE GOT ME, BRO!!!!!!😂
Same here!!!!!! "The fuck you mean nuh-uh"😂😂😂😂😂😂