Sindel: Where is he?! I'm kicking that godly arse! Lui Kang: *In his head.* "Shit... I'm gonna die to Sindel and she's not evil. Why it wasn't a bucket near by?! Why I vomited on 300,000,000 Mortal Kombat Coins Royal Sofa?!
Tsundere Bi-Han is my favorite parts of these videos. And Tomas should get drunk more, his Czech rants are great. St. Patrick’s day party: everybody gets trashed on purpose… Geras is gonna be resetting the timeline a lot on that day
Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter? Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline? *CLASH* Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet. Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder? Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days. Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
Jesus Christ bro you've got like dozens of these chill out a little. It's fun when it's like 5, but it gets annoying when I'm scrolling looking for comments and yours are all I see
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline? Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats! *CLASH* Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips! Havik: share them with me after this battle! Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM? Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis.
@@Dowjy I’m sorry, I just have lots of intro ideas and oddgiant said I could place intro ideas in the comments! And instead of just placing them all together just to be drowned in future comments, I made them all separate so others can tell me what they like about them!
Being a Czech and understanding what Smoke(Tomas) is saying is absolutely hillarious and weirdly heartwarming. Never have I thought I'd hear a lick of czech language here, on a MK video of all things. A suprise for sure, but a welcomed one.
Very simply put? Lots of insults. Some parts are unhearable, or I can badly hear them. But here is a translation of what I can hear him say. When answering to Scorpion about going home: "I am not going anywhere you fucking shithead. Why don't you suck my dick while I'm fucking with it." When Striker is laughing: "Shut your mouth you retarded shithead, I'll let you know I fucked [something] in the ass. And it was an amazing feeling. I've never felt so good..." And then I can't really hear it. I would provide a better translation if I could, but I don't have the script. But yeah, there you go! :D
Basicly, he is insulting both Scorpion and Striker. I can hear most of it, but not all of it. It is a bit explicit. After Scorpion tells him to go home: "I'm not going anywhere you f*cking sh*thead. Why don't you suck my d*ck while I'm f*cking with it?" And responding to Striker laughing: "Shut your mouth you r*tarded shithead. I'll let you know I f*cked [someone or something, can't really hear it] in the ass! And it was an awesome feeling... I haven't felt so good..." and then I can't hear the rest. So, yeah. There you go. I would translate it all for you, but I don't have the script.
@@dominiqueloustau7252 Basicly, he is insulting both Scorpion and Striker. I can hear most of it, but not all of it. It is a bit explicit. After Scorpion tells him to go home: "I'm not going anywhere you f*cking sh*thead. Why don't you suck my d*ck while I'm f*cking with it?" And responding to Striker laughing: "Shut your mouth you r*tarded shithead. I'll let you know I f*cked [someone or something, can't really hear it] in the ass! And it was an awesome feeling... I haven't felt so good..." and then I can't hear the rest. So, yeah. There you go. I would translate it all for you, but I don't have the script.
You know, Tacos and Ice Cream working together really isn't a bad idea, I remember a ice cream taco that was honestly amazing, had it at my high school graduation
Ok hear me out! Tundra and Tacos Tostados Hanzo both decide to stay in this timeline, but every Kung Lao from the other timelines swarm into the oddverse with Tundra and Hanzo putting their rivalry aside and joining forces to confront the army of gluttonous Kung Lao
Ironically enough this is probably the most peaceful the odd giant timeline has ever been, but you can tell Everyone’s about to snap and the chaos will start again 😂😂
Johnny Cage: are you made because me and Kenshi kicked your ass at Shang Tsung’s lab? Tanya: no, I’m mad because you called me a BITCH at Shang Tsung’s lab! *CLASH* Goro: to be honest, you were sort of acting like one- Tanya: IF YOU AGREE WITH HIM, YOU’LL JOIN HIM IN DEATH! Sub-Zero: *seriously, can I get kameo’d with anybody else?* Johnny Cage: come on! I’m such a charmer!
Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!* Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage! *CLASH* Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke! Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking! Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them? Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*
For anyone that's curious when smoke yelled in czech along with profanities he also said he screwed frost in the butt and that it felt amazing lol. (atleast i think he said frost but i could be wrong)
Funny how both the Halloween and Valentine's Day parties, which Johnny had a large part in making, went considerably very well while the Christmas Party, which Liu Kang and Geras tried to snuff Johnny out of, ended in disaster
He knows how to party, but people keep assuming he's gonna screw things up, which I can understand considering how immature he is. But the poor dude wants to have fun. 😂
Johnny Cage: come on, buddy! I promise you’ll be a BIG star! Reptile: for the last time, I am not starring in your crappy Godzilla spin-off! *CLASH* Shujinko: what is a “Godzilla”? Reptile: I’ll explain later! Stryker: he’d honestly fit in well there! Johnny Cage: that’s what I’m talking about!
Quan Chi: "Did you know that its scientifically prove that men who pruchase Discord Nitro become irresistible to women?" Rain: "If that's true, then you need it more than I do" GOD-FUCKING-DAMN!
Shang Tsung: what’s wrong, empress?~ is my tarkat vaccine not working anymore?~ Mileena: actually, I just wanted to thank you for using crushed kytinn larva in its recipe! *CLASH* Scorpion: honestly I approve of using that recipe. Mileena: not only does it help, it does wonders! Motaro: you’re actually using them? Shang Tsung: everybody hates D’vorah so why not?~
Sub-Zero: *this “Kano” fellow told me that you knew where that Kabal bastard is!* Kenshi: stay out of FBI business, Bi-Han! *CLASH* Kano: don’t let that stop ya, mate! Sub-Zero: *trust me, I won’t!* Kenshi: um… Sareena: sweetie, I’m sorry about not telling you about my crush! But I still love you and now I’ll show it! *sareena performs her “inner demon” fatality on sub-zero, repeatedly saying “I love you”* Sub-Zero: … I… LOVE YOU… TOO… Kenshi: … is it weird I’m jealous of you two?
Sub-Zero: marvel at the Lin kuei’s grandmaster! Omni-Man: really? You’re more of a winter soldier… *CLASH* Sektor: a rather stark name for- Sub-Zero: silence, iron man! Tremor: can I get a name as well?! Omni-Man: I don’t know, you’re more of a… thing…
Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~ Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken? *CLASH* Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem! Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT! Tanya: what is a harem? Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart… Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line! *CLASH* Tremor: I think he’s serious- Omni-Man: shut it, tremor! Darrius: Havik?~ Havik: remember what I promised you… *Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man* Havik: merry Christmas…
Y’know, besides the scuffle between the two vendors’, Johnny can Stryker getting Tomas drunk and liu kang throwing up on furniture, I’d say this party was a success. Hey at least no one died. Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!
Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~ Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~ *CLASH* Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~ Nitara: oh Kung Lao~ Kitana: what is a “fetish”? Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
Smoke: it’s alright, Kuai Liang, we’re alone now… Scorpion: I pray to the elder gods bi-han doesn’t find out I’m cheating on his regular milk with the low-fat kind… *CLASH* Sonya: oooh!~ family drama!~ Scorpion: quiet, sonya! Sareena: um… can I get some too? Smoke: welcome to the rebellion…
Kenshi: so what’s this about me having a son that joins the shirai ryu? Scorpion: wrong timeline, old man. *CLASH* Sub-Zero: *i thought you wished to make him a member of the lin kuei!* Kenshi: wrong Kenshi, old man. Sektor: according to kombat pack reveals, Takeda- Scorpion: I’ve already seen the trailer, Sektor!
Havik: I demand you tell me about this “internet” contraption! Mileena: that’s more of Johnny’s thing but I’ll do what I can! *CLASH* Cyrax: welcome to the internet. Take a look around. Mileena: anything that brain of yours can think of can be found! Havik: what is an “internet”? Shujinko: what is an “internet”? Havik: that’s what I’m asking! Shujinko: that’s what I’m- Havik: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Reptile: so what exactly is this “mukbang” you speak of? Kung Lao: dude, you eat a ton of food and people seem to LOVE watching it! *CLASH* Goro: is that why you’re so fa- Kung Lao: SHUT UP, GORO! Cyrax: according to my statistics- Reptile: you mean like this?! *reptile performs his “indigestion” fatality on Kung Lao* Cyrax: you have gained one subscriber! Reptile: YAY!
Sindel: I’ve heard you have a weakness for high frequencies?~ Omni-Man: DON’T. YOU. DARE. *CLASH* Sektor: according to my calculations, viltrumites can die at frequencies of- Sindel: I already know~ Tremor: um… can I go now? Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR! *Sindel performs her “living the scream” fatality on omni-man*
i am Czech I can translate Tomas .. but i fear this comment will get deleted but i guess i try.. “STFU you r*tarded asshole why wount you suck a D while i F with it? STFU you r*tarded asshole iam gonna let you know i F Frost right in the ass.. and it was a great feeling..” (Last sentence seems like scorpion said it) The rest is hard to hear but i think is And thats how it normally goes with Fing (seems most accurate)
@@dominiqueloustau7252 i am Czech I can translate Tomas .. but i fear this comment will get deleted but i guess i try.. “STFU you r*tarded asshole why wount you suck a D while i F with it? STFU you r*tarded asshole iam gonna let you know i F Frost right in the ass.. and it was a great feeling..” (Last sentence seems like scorpion said it) The rest is hard to hear but i think is And thats how it normally goes with Fing (seems most accurate)
I got another one for you, since you've done a few Super Mario Bros. Wonder skits already: Raiden: "You seem to be having a lot of trouble with the Special World. You should use one of those Badges." Kung Lao: "No, I refuse to use them unless it's required!" (Clash, Raiden knocks back Kung Lao) Kung Lao's Kameo, Tremor: "Just use one, they rock." Kung Lao: "No! Where's the satisfaction in that?" Raiden's Kameo, any: "He does have a point." Raiden: "Agreed; but I just want him to win."
Havik: you son of a bitch! You burnt my face! Scorpion: I’m surprised you even felt pain then since you can literally tear your limbs off at will! *CLASH* Darrius: can’t ya, ya know, regenerate it? Havik: IM HAVING AN ARGUMENT HERE! DONT BUTT IT! Jax Briggs: damn, you made him one ugly motherfucker. Scorpion: thank you, I’m proud of my work!
Li Mei: I knew you were trouble when you walked in… Shang Tsung: So shame on me now?~ *CLASH* Goro: he flew me to places I’ve never been! Li Mei: until you were lying on the cold hard ground! Cyrax: o-oh! o-oh! Shang Tsung: trouble?~ trouble?~ trouble?~
Sub-Zero: *embrace your jealousy, Ashrah! Know the truth of syzoth and khameleon!* Ashrah: n-no! Th-they just went to get mani-pedis together! Th-that’s all! *CLASH* Sonya: I won’t let my second-favorite ship sink! Ashrah: of course not- wait, second-favorite?! Sareena: sweetie, are you gaslighting our guests again? Sub-Zero: NO, WOMAN!
Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?! Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence… *CLASH* Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate! Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano… Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc- Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker!
For once a party didn't end in a bloodbath. Good job shutting it down quickly Sindel. Definitely letting you plan the next party. Hopefully Jerrod (Ermac) will be back by then
Havik: you have no idea how great Seido would be without law and order! Johnny Cage: no way, man! I love that show! *CLASH* Sektor: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented- Johnny Cage: yeah we’re not letting you read the whole intro. Shujinko: what are “law” and “order”? Havik: I WILL NEVER EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU, OLD MAN!
Tanya: why do you seek khameleon, Ashrah? Ashrah: … to be honest, I just want a threeway with her and syzoth. *CLASH* Sareena: I didn’t take you for the spicy type~ Ashrah: I prefer when my “food” is “sour”~ Goro: so she’s seriously into- Tanya: GORO, I DO NOT NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND!
sindel: i wouldnt forgive what you did liu kang: ugh dont remind me that CLASH motaro: you just vomit in the royal sofa sindel: you know how expensive are these?! kung lao: no way you just do that! liu kang: I WAS DRUNK OKAY!
Halloween Special:Liu Kang doesn't interfere,so all what happens is just a small fight against party crushers then the party resumes like normal Christmas Special:Liu Kang takes matters into his own hands,so it becomes a complete meas Valentine Special:Liu Kang gives Sindel the Mantel,so the Tyrants break in and cause havok,that or a bloodbath between couples like the first part in the Christmas special
Sindel: GIVE ME BACK MY HUSBAND, SORCERER! Quan Chi: hmm~ call me back in the spring, empress~ *CLASH* Khameleon: first you make yourself a DLC, and now Ermac?! Quan Chi: when this year is over, I’ll be swimming in koins~ Cyrax: the release date for Ermac is- ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! Sindel: I knew I should’ve chosen Sektor for my kameo!
Baraka: Kuai Liang, is it me… or did we sound similar long ago?… Scorpion: I’ve never had tarkat if that is what you’re asking… *CLASH* Sub-Zero: *strange, I sound like him too* Scorpion: what is going on?! Sektor: Steven Jay Blum is an American voice actor. Known for his distinctively deep voice- Baraka: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOME RANDOM VOICE ACTOR?!
Johnny Cage: well well! You finally want an autograph, huh?~ Omni-Man: I’m only here because tremor won’t get off my back unless I get this autograph for him. *CLASH* Tremor: this is the greatest day of my life! Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR! Sonya: seriously? He likes Johnny’s shitty flicks? Johnny Cage: hey! My films only come in “awesome” or “boom”! For example! *johnny cage performs his “krash and burn” fatality on Omni-man* Sonya: eh, I’ve seen better. Johnny Cage: shut it!
8:06 I could roughly translate it to: 1. "I'm not going anywhere you fucking cunt, why don't you suck a dick while I fuck-" 2.(while Stryker is talking): "Shut the fuck up you retarded cunt, I'll let you know I was fucking Frost right in the ass". 3.(while Sareena and Scorpion are talking): "And it was an amazing feeling, I never fucked this good" 😭😭😭
8:06 I could roughly translate it to: 1. "I'm not going anywhere you fucking cunt, why don't you suck a dick while I fuck-" 2.(while Stryker is talking) "Shut the fuck up you retarded cunt, I'll let you know I was fucking Frost right in the ass" 3.(Sareena and Scorpion talking) "And it was an amazing feeling, I never fucked this good" 😭😭😭😭
8:06 I could roughly translate it to 1. "I'm not going anywhere you f*cking c*nt, why don't you suck a d*ck while I f*ck- 2.(while Stryker is talking) "Shut the f*ck up you r*tarded c*nt, I'll let you know I was f*cking Frost right in the a.ss" 3.(Sareena and Scorpion talking) "and it was an amazing feeling, I never f*cked this good" (Pardon the "*" I was trying to reply earlier and it didn't let me say it graphically for some reason)
@@ifieverweretoloseyou4825 1. "I'm not going anywhere you fucking cunt, why don't you suck a dick while I fuck-". 2. (while Stryker is talking) "shut the fuck up you retarded cunt, I'll let you know that I fucked Frost right in the ass". 3. (While Sareena and Scorpion are talking) "And it was an amazing feeling, I never fucked this good"
Taco Tostados Hanzo: Bi-Juan!? Bi-Juan: por supuesto hanzo (of course Hanzo) *clash* Tacos Tostados Sareena: ¿Cómo te atreves a venir aquí? ¡TRAIDOR! (how you dare come here? TRAITOR!) Tacos Tostados Hanzo: ¡COMPARTIMOS SANGRE PERO NO SOMOS HERMANOS! (we share blood but we're not brothers!) Bi-Juan: ¡Sabias palabras, hermanito! (Wise words, little brother!) Chameleon: disculpame pero yo- (excuse me but I-) Bi-Juan and Tacos Tostados Hanzo: ¡CALLATE, CAPA DE HUEVOS! (SHUT IT, EGGS LAYER!) (I donnot think google translate did a fantastic jiv but we'll see)
3:08 Kuai Liang discusses with Johnny Cage about Tomas 8:06 Tomas is drunk and speaks Czech 8:44 British Liu Kang meets Pink Nitara 9:02 Pedro Hasashi vs. Tundra
Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah? Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it! *CLASH* Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead. Reptile: same here! Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore! Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day!
Sindel: why do you keep talking to Mileena and Tanya about bearing raiden’s child?! Kitana: mother, for Argus’ sakes, we used condoms! *CLASH* Sektor: if used incorrectly, there is an 18% chance of pregnancy- Sindel: WAIT WHAT?! Kitana: I’m starting to think letting mother make Sektor a royal advisor was a bad idea… Cyrax: agreed.
Johnny Cage: sorry, pal, but I got a new wingman! Smoke: what?! Why?! *CLASH* Johnny Cage: sorry, pal! But he can hold more beers! Goro: hi! I’m goro! Smoke: … VYBRALI JSTE SO TOHLE CTYRI OZBROJENEHO SILENCE NADE MNE?! Scorpion: oh crap- *smoke performs his “hazed and infused” fatality on Johnny cage* Scorpion: was that really necessary? Smoke: yes! Yes it was!
Sindel: Bi-Han, that robot advisor you gave me seems to be gaining the ability to lie! Sub-Zero: *he’s always had that ability! You’re just using him improperly!* *CLASH* Sektor: my plan to sabotage- I mean advise the queen is working. Sindel: I can’t tell if that was a lie or not! Cyrax: I still believe you should have sent me in. Sub-Zero: *SILENCE, CYRAX!*
Shang Tsung: your plan to turn characters into DLCs is ingenious, Quan Chi! Quan Chi: indeed! And to stop anyone from stopping me, I turned MYSELF into a DLC! *CLASH* Sektor: Shang Tsung, your pre-order transformation is now complete. Shang Tsung: excellent! Now not everyone can stop me either! Khameleon: you won’t get away with this! Quan Chi: we already have~
Kenshi: why is Johnny cage saying you killed my son?! Kitana: um… no reason? *CLASH* Cyrax: do not worry. You can purchase him in the kombat pack. Kenshi: WRONG TAKEDA! Scorpion: wait, I’m takeda now?! Kitana: not now, scorpion!
Baraka: can your makeup crew assist me in looking normaler? Johnny Cage: of course, buddy! You’ll be looking SHARP in no time! *CLASH* Scorpion: the makeup crew gave me this mask which surprisingly gave me a face! Johnny Cage: what can I say? They’re awesome! Baraka: then let’s begin! Sonya Blade: WAIT! NO! DON’T- *johnny cage performed his “you got caged” brutality on baraka* Johnny Cage: told ya you’d be looking SHARP!
7:18 and the only reason he’s not here right now is cause NR has got a clog in it’s content drip feed named Peacemaker (yet he’s in the story so what the crap?!)
"spread your legs, sareena" ~ Bi-han during the Christmas special
Bi-Han: I DO NOT RECALL SAYING THAT!
@@HydreigonJ89 That one guy who recorded that moment: Plays that moment on the tv
Let's not forget that Bi han admitted that he loves Sareena
My favorite part 😂🤣💀
I’m surprised He didn’t use that for this video.
"That's not very skibidi of you Sonya" 💀
This one made me laugh. 😂
I cringed and laughed so hard at that lol
i dunno if i should cringe or laugh at it. it was so unexpected coming from shang tsung 😅
What's a skibidi?
@@ibrahim24685I'm not explaining that.
You don't want to know.
"I TOLD YOU TO BURN THAT AFTER YOU READ IT!"
aggressive but passionate romance
Kenshi: "Liu Kang puked all over your royal sofa"
Sindel:...... *SCREECHES IN MUDEROUS INTENT*
at least it was not johnny's fault
she's definitely not hosting anymore parties after that lol
Geras: That’s it… I’m going home
Sindel: Where is he?! I'm kicking that godly arse!
Lui Kang: *In his head.* "Shit... I'm gonna die to Sindel and she's not evil. Why it wasn't a bucket near by?! Why I vomited on 300,000,000 Mortal Kombat Coins Royal Sofa?!
@@Exozealots Revenant LK (In LK's head): You're done for
Old Era Raiden (in LK's head): I concur...
That scream at the end fucking killed me😂
Fatality!
Sindel wins!
Flawless victory!
I was expecting a fatality on Kenshi to be honest XD
Nah that was better than a fatality.😂😂😂😂😂
That sounded like the Charlotte Pickles scream
That sounded like the Charlotte Pickles scream
Hearing “That’s not very skibidi of you” from Shang Tsung was one hell of a mental flashbang
I want to destroy him even more now.
6:43
Bi-Han attacks Sareena! He really is a tsundere!
I TOLD YOU TO BURN IT AFTER YOU READ IT!!!
I TOLD YOU TO BURN İT AFTER YOU READ İT!!!
I TOLD YOU TO BURN IT AFTER YOU READ IT!!!
I TOLD YOU TO BURN THAT AFTER YOU READ IT!!!
I TOLD YOU TO BURN THAT AFTER YOU READ IT!!!
Tsundere Bi-Han is my favorite parts of these videos.
And Tomas should get drunk more, his Czech rants are great.
St. Patrick’s day party: everybody gets trashed on purpose… Geras is gonna be resetting the timeline a lot on that day
Imagine British Liu Kang going up against *IRISH LIU KANG?!!*
@@creeper4481I’m late, but what about…
*ITALIAN LIU KANG?!?*
Mad respect to Oddgiant for getting all these character skins
They definitely grinded hard for the golden Tyrannical skins.
Imagine the time it took for going through Invasions.
@@bluesnake1713 Not too long honestly depending on how much time you've got.
True
Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter?
Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline?
*CLASH*
Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet.
Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder?
Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days.
Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
At this rate, the giant is going to have to dedicate a video just to your suggestions: a lot of them aren't bad either
@@natoriousthehopeful2786
Thank you!
@@natoriousthehopeful2786
I've also cooked up a ton of suggestions previously. Some of them made it, but most didn't.
Jesus Christ bro you've got like dozens of these chill out a little. It's fun when it's like 5, but it gets annoying when I'm scrolling looking for comments and yours are all I see
I think I've seen this dialogue somewhere before
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline?
Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats!
*CLASH*
Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips!
Havik: share them with me after this battle!
Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM?
Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis.
Dude you are flooding the comments for christs sake
Stop commenting please I swear to god
@@Dowjy
I’m sorry, I just have lots of intro ideas and oddgiant said I could place intro ideas in the comments! And instead of just placing them all together just to be drowned in future comments, I made them all separate so others can tell me what they like about them!
Stupid even
@@noahblair3020 Don't listen to them, your ideas are really funny.
Being a Czech and understanding what Smoke(Tomas) is saying is absolutely hillarious and weirdly heartwarming. Never have I thought I'd hear a lick of czech language here, on a MK video of all things. A suprise for sure, but a welcomed one.
Please can you tell us what was he saying? I need to understand the joke
swearing and NSFW@@dominiqueloustau7252
Very simply put? Lots of insults. Some parts are unhearable, or I can badly hear them. But here is a translation of what I can hear him say. When answering to Scorpion about going home: "I am not going anywhere you fucking shithead. Why don't you suck my dick while I'm fucking with it." When Striker is laughing: "Shut your mouth you retarded shithead, I'll let you know I fucked [something] in the ass. And it was an amazing feeling. I've never felt so good..." And then I can't really hear it. I would provide a better translation if I could, but I don't have the script. But yeah, there you go! :D
Basicly, he is insulting both Scorpion and Striker. I can hear most of it, but not all of it. It is a bit explicit. After Scorpion tells him to go home: "I'm not going anywhere you f*cking sh*thead. Why don't you suck my d*ck while I'm f*cking with it?" And responding to Striker laughing: "Shut your mouth you r*tarded shithead. I'll let you know I f*cked [someone or something, can't really hear it] in the ass! And it was an awesome feeling... I haven't felt so good..." and then I can't hear the rest. So, yeah. There you go. I would translate it all for you, but I don't have the script.
@@dominiqueloustau7252 Basicly, he is insulting both Scorpion and Striker. I can hear most of it, but not all of it. It is a bit explicit. After Scorpion tells him to go home: "I'm not going anywhere you f*cking sh*thead. Why don't you suck my d*ck while I'm f*cking with it?" And responding to Striker laughing: "Shut your mouth you r*tarded shithead. I'll let you know I f*cked [someone or something, can't really hear it] in the ass! And it was an awesome feeling... I haven't felt so good..." and then I can't hear the rest. So, yeah. There you go. I would translate it all for you, but I don't have the script.
You know, Tacos and Ice Cream working together really isn't a bad idea, I remember a ice cream taco that was honestly amazing, had it at my high school graduation
Choco Tacos. Abso-goddamn-lutly delicious.
@@K4RN4GE911A store I used to go to often no longer sold them and it made me sad
I miss those.
Me too.
Ok hear me out!
Tundra and Tacos Tostados Hanzo both decide to stay in this timeline, but every Kung Lao from the other timelines swarm into the oddverse with Tundra and Hanzo putting their rivalry aside and joining forces to confront the army of gluttonous Kung Lao
Mortal Kombat cast trying not to kill each other during a holiday party challenge:
*SUCCESSFUL!?*
Day: 3. Reset back to 0?
I mean... They were *trying* to do that. They just didn't finish the job. Plus i bet Nolan ripped Johnny apart
If it weren't for Peacemaker's brownies, it would've ended up like the Christmas party.
@@RoyalGriffin.No, that’s the Easter special.
@@WatchKid12 oh fuck, mb.
Happy Valentines 💝 Day Everyone!
Happy Valentine’s Day!
I hate valentines but happy Valentine
Happy Valentine's Day you too 🎉 😊
Happy Valentine's Day to you too!
@@SauceyCapalot thank you 👍👍😃
Ironically enough this is probably the most peaceful the odd giant timeline has ever been, but you can tell Everyone’s about to snap and the chaos will start again 😂😂
Johnny Cage: are you made because me and Kenshi kicked your ass at Shang Tsung’s lab?
Tanya: no, I’m mad because you called me a BITCH at Shang Tsung’s lab!
*CLASH*
Goro: to be honest, you were sort of acting like one-
Tanya: IF YOU AGREE WITH HIM, YOU’LL JOIN HIM IN DEATH!
Sub-Zero: *seriously, can I get kameo’d with anybody else?*
Johnny Cage: come on! I’m such a charmer!
Bros gotta be The Thinker for him to comment THESE many suggestions 💀
@@Firemaster27
… I’ll take that as a compliment!
Poor Sub-Zero for having to put up with Johny Cage's shenanigans
Tomas aggressively yelling in Czech is something I didn't know I needed
0:27 Ohh shit! HAHAHA
8:05 Somebody send Tomas home 🥹
9:35 Ohh no! shits about to go down HAHA
Liu Kang: … …
Geras: …don’t look at me Sindel-
Sindel: Geras I know you can be a living punching bag. It’s Liu Kang I want to kick the shit out of…
Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!*
Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke!
Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking!
Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them?
Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*
Chewing the gum?
@@dylansharp8471
Nicotine gum!
the best moment is shujinko and cage (0:32), i laughed hard.🤣
He's right to always get mad at "I'll explain later" better to do it right away.
Happy Valentine's Day, MK AI community!
For anyone that's curious when smoke yelled in czech along with profanities he also said he screwed frost in the butt and that it felt amazing lol. (atleast i think he said frost but i could be wrong)
A real one for actually giving context, fr fr 🙏🙏
Thank you!
Funny how both the Halloween and Valentine's Day parties, which Johnny had a large part in making, went considerably very well while the Christmas Party, which Liu Kang and Geras tried to snuff Johnny out of, ended in disaster
He knows how to party, but people keep assuming he's gonna screw things up, which I can understand considering how immature he is. But the poor dude wants to have fun. 😂
Johnny Cage: come on, buddy! I promise you’ll be a BIG star!
Reptile: for the last time, I am not starring in your crappy Godzilla spin-off!
*CLASH*
Shujinko: what is a “Godzilla”?
Reptile: I’ll explain later!
Stryker: he’d honestly fit in well there!
Johnny Cage: that’s what I’m talking about!
Quan Chi: "Did you know that its scientifically prove that men who pruchase Discord Nitro become irresistible to women?"
Rain: "If that's true, then you need it more than I do"
GOD-FUCKING-DAMN!
What makes it even funnier that he doesn't even realize what Kurtis was on about, he was trying to be nice 😂
Shang Tsung: what’s wrong, empress?~ is my tarkat vaccine not working anymore?~
Mileena: actually, I just wanted to thank you for using crushed kytinn larva in its recipe!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: honestly I approve of using that recipe.
Mileena: not only does it help, it does wonders!
Motaro: you’re actually using them?
Shang Tsung: everybody hates D’vorah so why not?~
6:34 - that's literally so sweet
Sub-Zero: *this “Kano” fellow told me that you knew where that Kabal bastard is!*
Kenshi: stay out of FBI business, Bi-Han!
*CLASH*
Kano: don’t let that stop ya, mate!
Sub-Zero: *trust me, I won’t!*
Kenshi: um…
Sareena: sweetie, I’m sorry about not telling you about my crush! But I still love you and now I’ll show it!
*sareena performs her “inner demon” fatality on sub-zero, repeatedly saying “I love you”*
Sub-Zero: … I… LOVE YOU… TOO…
Kenshi: … is it weird I’m jealous of you two?
Sub-Zero: marvel at the Lin kuei’s grandmaster!
Omni-Man: really? You’re more of a winter soldier…
*CLASH*
Sektor: a rather stark name for-
Sub-Zero: silence, iron man!
Tremor: can I get a name as well?!
Omni-Man: I don’t know, you’re more of a… thing…
Tremor: Seriously, Nolan?!
This is gold
@@TheSpitefulSword
Thank you!
Yes please!
The screaming has improved fiercely here! Elevenlabs is evolving!
Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~
Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken?
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem!
Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT!
Tanya: what is a harem?
Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
I don’t care what anyone says but this is the best one
@@courier6856
Thanks!
How would Shujinko know that…?
@@courier6856 I agree with that XD
@@generaltage4936
… he’ll explain later~
Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart…
Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line!
*CLASH*
Tremor: I think he’s serious-
Omni-Man: shut it, tremor!
Darrius: Havik?~
Havik: remember what I promised you…
*Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man*
Havik: merry Christmas…
You watch Death Battle? Cool.
@@generaltage4936
Yep!
It’s so funny hearing smoke yell in Czech
I AGREE! XD
It's more funny when you know, what he Saíd! XD
@@pavelvalach5546Can we have a translation?
@@pavelvalach5546 What did he say?
@@pavelvalach5546can you translate?
Y’know, besides the scuffle between the two vendors’, Johnny can Stryker getting Tomas drunk and liu kang throwing up on furniture, I’d say this party was a success. Hey at least no one died.
Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!
Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~
Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~
Nitara: oh Kung Lao~
Kitana: what is a “fetish”?
Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
The old man learned something 😅
@@VuLinhAssassinI mean, he knows what p*rn is so...
🤣such a pure gold. It MUST be in one of the next episodes
@@HemiG1
Thank you very much!
Honestly I kinda ship it
As someone that speaks spanish
I love the idea of the taco scorpion!
I hope we see more of him vs tundra during the sequels
Apoyo la moción \[T]/
(Pd: Imaginate si es que usaban las voces del doblaje latino)
I'm so happy I finally got to hear Smoke speak Czech
Smoke: it’s alright, Kuai Liang, we’re alone now…
Scorpion: I pray to the elder gods bi-han doesn’t find out I’m cheating on his regular milk with the low-fat kind…
*CLASH*
Sonya: oooh!~ family drama!~
Scorpion: quiet, sonya!
Sareena: um… can I get some too?
Smoke: welcome to the rebellion…
Smoke speaking Czech was a long time coming haha
Kenshi: so what’s this about me having a son that joins the shirai ryu?
Scorpion: wrong timeline, old man.
*CLASH*
Sub-Zero: *i thought you wished to make him a member of the lin kuei!*
Kenshi: wrong Kenshi, old man.
Sektor: according to kombat pack reveals, Takeda-
Scorpion: I’ve already seen the trailer, Sektor!
Havik: I demand you tell me about this “internet” contraption!
Mileena: that’s more of Johnny’s thing but I’ll do what I can!
*CLASH*
Cyrax: welcome to the internet. Take a look around.
Mileena: anything that brain of yours can think of can be found!
Havik: what is an “internet”?
Shujinko: what is an “internet”?
Havik: that’s what I’m asking!
Shujinko: that’s what I’m-
Havik: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Rush Hour 3 reference at the end?
Reptile: so what exactly is this “mukbang” you speak of?
Kung Lao: dude, you eat a ton of food and people seem to LOVE watching it!
*CLASH*
Goro: is that why you’re so fa-
Kung Lao: SHUT UP, GORO!
Cyrax: according to my statistics-
Reptile: you mean like this?!
*reptile performs his “indigestion” fatality on Kung Lao*
Cyrax: you have gained one subscriber!
Reptile: YAY!
Sindel: I’ve heard you have a weakness for high frequencies?~
Omni-Man: DON’T. YOU. DARE.
*CLASH*
Sektor: according to my calculations, viltrumites can die at frequencies of-
Sindel: I already know~
Tremor: um… can I go now?
Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR!
*Sindel performs her “living the scream” fatality on omni-man*
Dude Peacemaker is officially here so you all know what this means Johnny Stryker and Peacemaker’s cool party
The punchline with Tomas speaking Czech couldn't have hit any harder if it were delivered by Omni-Man, it was that good!
Can you translate what he was saying? Please😅 i need to understand the joke
@@dominiqueloustau7252 I haven't the faintest damn clue.
@@K4RN4GE911 damn 😭
i am Czech I can translate Tomas .. but i fear this comment will get deleted but i guess i try..
“STFU you r*tarded asshole why wount you suck a D while i F with it? STFU you r*tarded asshole iam gonna let you know i F Frost right in the ass..
and it was a great feeling..”
(Last sentence seems like scorpion said it)
The rest is hard to hear but i think is
And thats how it normally goes with Fing (seems most accurate)
@@dominiqueloustau7252 i am Czech I can translate Tomas .. but i fear this comment will get deleted but i guess i try..
“STFU you r*tarded asshole why wount you suck a D while i F with it? STFU you r*tarded asshole iam gonna let you know i F Frost right in the ass..
and it was a great feeling..”
(Last sentence seems like scorpion said it)
The rest is hard to hear but i think is
And thats how it normally goes with Fing (seems most accurate)
I got another one for you, since you've done a few Super Mario Bros. Wonder skits already:
Raiden: "You seem to be having a lot of trouble with the Special World. You should use one of those Badges."
Kung Lao: "No, I refuse to use them unless it's required!"
(Clash, Raiden knocks back Kung Lao)
Kung Lao's Kameo, Tremor: "Just use one, they rock."
Kung Lao: "No! Where's the satisfaction in that?"
Raiden's Kameo, any: "He does have a point."
Raiden: "Agreed; but I just want him to win."
Havik: you son of a bitch! You burnt my face!
Scorpion: I’m surprised you even felt pain then since you can literally tear your limbs off at will!
*CLASH*
Darrius: can’t ya, ya know, regenerate it?
Havik: IM HAVING AN ARGUMENT HERE! DONT BUTT IT!
Jax Briggs: damn, you made him one ugly motherfucker.
Scorpion: thank you, I’m proud of my work!
5:51 u know your fucked when even tremor doesn’t make a rock joke 😂 (atleast not a good one for once)
Li Mei: I knew you were trouble when you walked in…
Shang Tsung: So shame on me now?~
*CLASH*
Goro: he flew me to places I’ve never been!
Li Mei: until you were lying on the cold hard ground!
Cyrax: o-oh! o-oh!
Shang Tsung: trouble?~ trouble?~ trouble?~
3 things i've picked up on this
1: Shujinko don't know what google means
2: Sonya just mentioned Cassie Cage
3: Tundra Ice Cream vs Tacos Tostados
Sub-Zero: *embrace your jealousy, Ashrah! Know the truth of syzoth and khameleon!*
Ashrah: n-no! Th-they just went to get mani-pedis together! Th-that’s all!
*CLASH*
Sonya: I won’t let my second-favorite ship sink!
Ashrah: of course not- wait, second-favorite?!
Sareena: sweetie, are you gaslighting our guests again?
Sub-Zero: NO, WOMAN!
7:23 Shao you can't say that word 💀
You stopping him?
He tried to
If you do there will be consequences 👿
"I don't fear you ni-"
The twist is that he was just gonna call him a nincompoop
8:15 Kurtis: Hahahaha, I love this so much.
Tomas: *still yells In Czech*
Me: He is still yells in Czech Hahahaha.
Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?!
Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence…
*CLASH*
Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate!
Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano…
Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc-
Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker!
For once a party didn't end in a bloodbath. Good job shutting it down quickly Sindel. Definitely letting you plan the next party. Hopefully Jerrod (Ermac) will be back by then
Look on the bright side, Sindel
At least you're the first one to host a party that didn't end up with everybody killing each other 😂
9:41 the end got me
😂
😂
😂
😂
😂
I can't believe you involved Bi Juan, awesome.
Havik: you have no idea how great Seido would be without law and order!
Johnny Cage: no way, man! I love that show!
*CLASH*
Sektor: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented-
Johnny Cage: yeah we’re not letting you read the whole intro.
Shujinko: what are “law” and “order”?
Havik: I WILL NEVER EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU, OLD MAN!
0:12 as Kenshi once said: “he’s got an ego, but he’s good on his word.”
Tanya: why do you seek khameleon, Ashrah?
Ashrah: … to be honest, I just want a threeway with her and syzoth.
*CLASH*
Sareena: I didn’t take you for the spicy type~
Ashrah: I prefer when my “food” is “sour”~
Goro: so she’s seriously into-
Tanya: GORO, I DO NOT NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND!
Now that...would be very interesting to see. Actually...come to think about it, would Netherrealm demons have genitals?
@@mkdemigodzillawarrior
… this was a question asked by a real human being.
Stryker: Yay! Slumber party-
Reptile: Get out of here or I will eat you alive!!!!!
Stryker: Yikes!!!!!!
sindel: i wouldnt forgive what you did
liu kang: ugh dont remind me that
CLASH
motaro: you just vomit in the royal sofa
sindel: you know how expensive are these?!
kung lao: no way you just do that!
liu kang: I WAS DRUNK OKAY!
Halloween Special:Liu Kang doesn't interfere,so all what happens is just a small fight against party crushers then the party resumes like normal
Christmas Special:Liu Kang takes matters into his own hands,so it becomes a complete meas
Valentine Special:Liu Kang gives Sindel the Mantel,so the Tyrants break in and cause havok,that or a bloodbath between couples like the first part in the Christmas special
2:43 But at least Kurtis is honest with himself and he doesn't hide behind a imaginary girlfriend.
BOOM! ROASTED! 😂😂
We need more of Smoke talking in czech. It's such a honor.
(Also, you don't want to know what he said)
true!!
I do wanna know, i wanna understand the Joke 😭
What did he say? Please tell us.
Oh, please! Tell us 😆
Kung Lao: Hey, I am not the one to be blame here. I never get the language settings
Sindel: GIVE ME BACK MY HUSBAND, SORCERER!
Quan Chi: hmm~ call me back in the spring, empress~
*CLASH*
Khameleon: first you make yourself a DLC, and now Ermac?!
Quan Chi: when this year is over, I’ll be swimming in koins~
Cyrax: the release date for Ermac is- ERROR! ERROR! ERROR!
Sindel: I knew I should’ve chosen Sektor for my kameo!
Baraka: Kuai Liang, is it me… or did we sound similar long ago?…
Scorpion: I’ve never had tarkat if that is what you’re asking…
*CLASH*
Sub-Zero: *strange, I sound like him too*
Scorpion: what is going on?!
Sektor: Steven Jay Blum is an American voice actor. Known for his distinctively deep voice-
Baraka: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOME RANDOM VOICE ACTOR?!
Well
Can't wait for the inevitable Kung Lao bullying
Kenshi: "liu kang just vomitted all over your royal sofa.."
"WHÆĀÁĄAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
5:36
Nolan is livid. Lmao
Omg the ending nearly killed me as i was chewing on my dinner when she fucking screamed.
I'm czech and I can confirm that Smoke's yelling is accurate. Accent too.
He turned into a sports commentator
@@spider-turtle481 sports commentator?
@@alexejmaximoff1295 I'm just saying he was speaking very fast
@@spider-turtle481 yeah, ok. What is funny is that he's talking about something that has nothing to do with what the others are saying.
@@alexejmaximoff1295what did he even say?
0:32 Shit! Shujinko has snapped!
Johnny Cage: well well! You finally want an autograph, huh?~
Omni-Man: I’m only here because tremor won’t get off my back unless I get this autograph for him.
*CLASH*
Tremor: this is the greatest day of my life!
Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR!
Sonya: seriously? He likes Johnny’s shitty flicks?
Johnny Cage: hey! My films only come in “awesome” or “boom”! For example!
*johnny cage performs his “krash and burn” fatality on Omni-man*
Sonya: eh, I’ve seen better.
Johnny Cage: shut it!
Understanding everything that Tomas said made me so happy 🗣🇨🇿
CAN YOU TRANSLATE WHAT HE SAID PLS
8:06 I could roughly translate it to:
1. "I'm not going anywhere you fucking cunt, why don't you suck a dick while I fuck-"
2.(while Stryker is talking): "Shut the fuck up you retarded cunt, I'll let you know I was fucking Frost right in the ass".
3.(while Sareena and Scorpion are talking): "And it was an amazing feeling, I never fucked this good"
😭😭😭
8:06
I could roughly translate it to:
1. "I'm not going anywhere you fucking cunt, why don't you suck a dick while I fuck-"
2.(while Stryker is talking) "Shut the fuck up you retarded cunt, I'll let you know I was fucking Frost right in the ass"
3.(Sareena and Scorpion talking)
"And it was an amazing feeling, I never fucked this good"
😭😭😭😭
8:06
I could roughly translate it to
1. "I'm not going anywhere you f*cking c*nt, why don't you suck a d*ck while I f*ck-
2.(while Stryker is talking) "Shut the f*ck up you r*tarded c*nt, I'll let you know I was f*cking Frost right in the a.ss"
3.(Sareena and Scorpion talking) "and it was an amazing feeling, I never f*cked this good"
(Pardon the "*" I was trying to reply earlier and it didn't let me say it graphically for some reason)
@@ifieverweretoloseyou4825 1. "I'm not going anywhere you fucking cunt, why don't you suck a dick while I fuck-".
2. (while Stryker is talking) "shut the fuck up you retarded cunt, I'll let you know that I fucked Frost right in the ass".
3. (While Sareena and Scorpion are talking) "And it was an amazing feeling, I never fucked this good"
Taco Tostados Hanzo: Bi-Juan!?
Bi-Juan: por supuesto hanzo (of course Hanzo)
*clash*
Tacos Tostados Sareena: ¿Cómo te atreves a venir aquí? ¡TRAIDOR!
(how you dare come here? TRAITOR!)
Tacos Tostados Hanzo: ¡COMPARTIMOS SANGRE PERO NO SOMOS HERMANOS! (we share blood but we're not brothers!)
Bi-Juan: ¡Sabias palabras, hermanito! (Wise words, little brother!)
Chameleon: disculpame pero yo- (excuse me but I-)
Bi-Juan and Tacos Tostados Hanzo: ¡CALLATE, CAPA DE HUEVOS! (SHUT IT, EGGS LAYER!)
(I donnot think google translate did a fantastic jiv but we'll see)
"We share blood but we're not brothers!" Bro that's hella deep.
@@eddienunez3525 it was the best mk11 line that I ever listened to
0:29
*Shujinko:What is a "Nicki?"*
I'll explain later.
@@jamesbutlerx64 Explain Now Damnit!!!
Why don't you just Google it?
@@jamesbutlerx64WTF IS A GOOGLE??
Oh my God, do you know anything?
3:08 Kuai Liang discusses with Johnny Cage about Tomas
8:06 Tomas is drunk and speaks Czech
8:44 British Liu Kang meets Pink Nitara
9:02 Pedro Hasashi vs. Tundra
I think mexican restaurant owner scorpion is hanzo
1:14 it looked like Geras was two step away from violently murder Kurtis
Oh shit a callback to Erron dating a blood mage I see what you did there hmm.... and JOHNNY IS DA HOMIE! LMAOOOO that ending 😂
Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah?
Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead.
Reptile: same here!
Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore!
Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day!
Legit
I wanna see Tanya react to various earth realm music's.
Including TOOL
In the end, She went full Banshee at the Valentine's day party!
Sindel: why do you keep talking to Mileena and Tanya about bearing raiden’s child?!
Kitana: mother, for Argus’ sakes, we used condoms!
*CLASH*
Sektor: if used incorrectly, there is an 18% chance of pregnancy-
Sindel: WAIT WHAT?!
Kitana: I’m starting to think letting mother make Sektor a royal advisor was a bad idea…
Cyrax: agreed.
8:10 HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
😂😂
8:10 HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
Translation please!
No one going to talk about Sindel's scream at the end?
OMG A PARTY THAT WORKED!? GOOD JOB SINDEL! (and Odd)
Johnny Cage: sorry, pal, but I got a new wingman!
Smoke: what?! Why?!
*CLASH*
Johnny Cage: sorry, pal! But he can hold more beers!
Goro: hi! I’m goro!
Smoke: … VYBRALI JSTE SO TOHLE CTYRI OZBROJENEHO SILENCE NADE MNE?!
Scorpion: oh crap-
*smoke performs his “hazed and infused” fatality on Johnny cage*
Scorpion: was that really necessary?
Smoke: yes! Yes it was!
Geras: Goddammit, Tomas! *reverses time*
(lol I had to)
0:49 once more, Smoke fatality'ed Frost lmao
damn noahblair3020 out here making his own season of these 😭
… do you like them?
@@noahblair3020 bro responded ..
@@Sorvaee
Yes I did!
@@noahblair3020can I give you an idea and you have to come up with an intro?
@@Raine749
Of course!
Oh my jeez the way Bi-Han shot ice at Sareena I laughed my head off 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bi-Han is still behaving like a Tsundere I see
7:04 Is So Relatable 😭
Sindel: Bi-Han, that robot advisor you gave me seems to be gaining the ability to lie!
Sub-Zero: *he’s always had that ability! You’re just using him improperly!*
*CLASH*
Sektor: my plan to sabotage- I mean advise the queen is working.
Sindel: I can’t tell if that was a lie or not!
Cyrax: I still believe you should have sent me in.
Sub-Zero: *SILENCE, CYRAX!*
Shang Tsung: your plan to turn characters into DLCs is ingenious, Quan Chi!
Quan Chi: indeed! And to stop anyone from stopping me, I turned MYSELF into a DLC!
*CLASH*
Sektor: Shang Tsung, your pre-order transformation is now complete.
Shang Tsung: excellent! Now not everyone can stop me either!
Khameleon: you won’t get away with this!
Quan Chi: we already have~
Kenshi: why is Johnny cage saying you killed my son?!
Kitana: um… no reason?
*CLASH*
Cyrax: do not worry. You can purchase him in the kombat pack.
Kenshi: WRONG TAKEDA!
Scorpion: wait, I’m takeda now?!
Kitana: not now, scorpion!
6:19 YES! You tell 'im, Rai-dude! OOOH!
loool
Baraka: can your makeup crew assist me in looking normaler?
Johnny Cage: of course, buddy! You’ll be looking SHARP in no time!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: the makeup crew gave me this mask which surprisingly gave me a face!
Johnny Cage: what can I say? They’re awesome!
Baraka: then let’s begin!
Sonya Blade: WAIT! NO! DON’T-
*johnny cage performed his “you got caged” brutality on baraka*
Johnny Cage: told ya you’d be looking SHARP!
7:25 Shao really learned Earthrealmer slurs
Good that nobody died this time
7:18 and the only reason he’s not here right now is cause NR has got a clog in it’s content drip feed named Peacemaker (yet he’s in the story so what the crap?!)
It's live service that's why