You know, Tacos and Ice Cream working together really isn't a bad idea, I remember a ice cream taco that was honestly amazing, had it at my high school graduation
Ok hear me out! Tundra and Tacos Tostados Hanzo both decide to stay in this timeline, but every Kung Lao from the other timelines swarm into the oddverse with Tundra and Hanzo putting their rivalry aside and joining forces to confront the army of gluttonous Kung Lao
Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter? Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline? *CLASH* Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet. Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder? Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days. Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
Jesus Christ bro you've got like dozens of these chill out a little. It's fun when it's like 5, but it gets annoying when I'm scrolling looking for comments and yours are all I see
Johnny Cage: are you made because me and Kenshi kicked your ass at Shang Tsung’s lab? Tanya: no, I’m mad because you called me a BITCH at Shang Tsung’s lab! *CLASH* Goro: to be honest, you were sort of acting like one- Tanya: IF YOU AGREE WITH HIM, YOU’LL JOIN HIM IN DEATH! Sub-Zero: *seriously, can I get kameo’d with anybody else?* Johnny Cage: come on! I’m such a charmer!
Funny how both the Halloween and Valentine's Day parties, which Johnny had a large part in making, went considerably very well while the Christmas Party, which Liu Kang and Geras tried to snuff Johnny out of, ended in disaster
He knows how to party, but people keep assuming he's gonna screw things up, which I can understand considering how immature he is. But the poor dude wants to have fun. 😂
Shang Tsung: what’s wrong, empress?~ is my tarkat vaccine not working anymore?~ Mileena: actually, I just wanted to thank you for using crushed kytinn larva in its recipe! *CLASH* Scorpion: honestly I approve of using that recipe. Mileena: not only does it help, it does wonders! Motaro: you’re actually using them? Shang Tsung: everybody hates D’vorah so why not?~
Reptile: so what exactly is this “mukbang” you speak of? Kung Lao: dude, you eat a ton of food and people seem to LOVE watching it! *CLASH* Goro: is that why you’re so fa- Kung Lao: SHUT UP, GORO! Cyrax: according to my statistics- Reptile: you mean like this?! *reptile performs his “indigestion” fatality on Kung Lao* Cyrax: you have gained one subscriber! Reptile: YAY!
I got another one for you, since you've done a few Super Mario Bros. Wonder skits already: Raiden: "You seem to be having a lot of trouble with the Special World. You should use one of those Badges." Kung Lao: "No, I refuse to use them unless it's required!" (Clash, Raiden knocks back Kung Lao) Kung Lao's Kameo, Tremor: "Just use one, they rock." Kung Lao: "No! Where's the satisfaction in that?" Raiden's Kameo, any: "He does have a point." Raiden: "Agreed; but I just want him to win."
Taco Tostados Hanzo: Bi-Juan!? Bi-Juan: por supuesto hanzo (of course Hanzo) *clash* Tacos Tostados Sareena: ¿Cómo te atreves a venir aquí? ¡TRAIDOR! (how you dare come here? TRAITOR!) Tacos Tostados Hanzo: ¡COMPARTIMOS SANGRE PERO NO SOMOS HERMANOS! (we share blood but we're not brothers!) Bi-Juan: ¡Sabias palabras, hermanito! (Wise words, little brother!) Chameleon: disculpame pero yo- (excuse me but I-) Bi-Juan and Tacos Tostados Hanzo: ¡CALLATE, CAPA DE HUEVOS! (SHUT IT, EGGS LAYER!) (I donnot think google translate did a fantastic jiv but we'll see)
sindel: i wouldnt forgive what you did liu kang: ugh dont remind me that CLASH motaro: you just vomit in the royal sofa sindel: you know how expensive are these?! kung lao: no way you just do that! liu kang: I WAS DRUNK OKAY!
to sum it up, he analyzed frost (literally), called kuai liang retarded, and told him to eat a lot of dicks, probably suggested he’s bisexual? and that’s pretty much it
My brand new custom intro Reptile : What do you mean that I ate a wrong kind of bug? Peace Maker : Just open your mouth. PM : Oh there it is! Just stand still! **Perform butterfly Fatality** **Fatality finished** PM : Ok, I got it. Do you hear m...oops
CLASH. Peacemaker: I loved you in Transformers. Nitara: I hated you in Trainwreck. BREAK CLASH. Kano: I didn't like that movie either. Peacemaker: Hey! It wasn't that bad. Shujinko: Why weren't you in dark of the moon?. Nitara: Blame Michael Bay.
Rain: what makes you think you can defeat me?! Sub-Zero: rain, ice is LITERALLY frozen water! *CLASH* Sektor: according to my calculations, ice is made of- Sub-Zero: SILENCE, SEKTOR! Frost: yeah, you’re kinda screwed. Rain: oh shit- *sub-zero performs his “krushed ice” brutality on rain* Sub-Zero: next time, read a damn book!
Holy shit, this is the first holiday party where the kast isn't killing each other. This makes me wonder how things will go during the potential Easter special
Johnny Cage: What you should say next is… “It’s Peacemaker Time!” And. Peacemaker: It’s Peacemaker Time! Wait What? Clash! Goro: What just happened? PeAcemaker: I’ve JoJo Trolled. Jax: Let me get this straight: that’s your idea to make this team great again? Johnny Cage: You can say that. Jax: Okay then.
Reiko: GET READY FOR THE NECKS BATTLE! Kung Lao: ffffffffF**K!YOU! Tremor: That was a Solid Pun. Reiko: Thanks! Been waiting to use that one. Kung Lao: Tekken references AND A NECK JOKE. Kung Lao: SERIOUSLY! F**K YOU. Reiko: Hahahahahaha
Baraka: did you develop a cure for tarkat?! Shang Tsung: as a matter of fact, I did~ *CLASH* Goro: it’s strange how he hasn’t told- Baraka: SILENCE, GORO! Sektor: the “serum” is now complete. Shang Tsung: get ready, baraka~ *shang Tsung performs his “side effects” fatality on baraka* Shang Tsung: take a lollipop on your way out~
Quan Chi: WHY IS KHAMELEON SO IRRITATING?! Johnny Cage: lemme guess, you took karen-meleon to her least favorite coffee place? *CLASH* Khameleon: THEY GAVE ME THREE SHOTS OF VANILLA INSTEAD OF TWO! Quan Chi: WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT THAT?! Goro: I still think I should’ve been in the Umgadi… Johnny Cage: umgadi? I thought it was “bukkake”?
Quan Chi: did Ashrah send you to kill me, syzoth?~ Reptile: actually… she sent me to bring khameleon to her so we could have a threeway… *CLASH* Sareena: damn, reptile! Ashrah’s gonna love this! Reptile: I hope so… it took hours just to buy him from the dlc! Quan Chi: surely you won’t fall for this~ Khameleon: … syzoth, I’m in~
Mileena: I had this horrible nightmare that you were kytinn, Li Mei! Li Mei: who says “this one” isn’t, Mileena?~ *CLASH* Motaro: that was not funny, li mei. Li Mei: you’re right, I’m sorry! Mileena: SEKTOR! KILL THIS KYTINN FIEND! Sektor: with pleasure. Li Mei: wait! No! It was just a prank- *Sektor used his “kompactor” fatality on li mei* Sektor: one umgadi down, more to go… Mileena: what? Sektor: nothing!
I've been waiting to hear tomas speak czech, this was even better than i expected. Thank you for this and happy valentine's day!! also does anyone know what tomas said
I got a request for you Oddgiant when Peacemaker comes out as DLC Shang Tsung: And what makes you think you can beat me? What is the one thing you possess? Peacemaker: RUTHLESS. AGGRESSION. *Peacemaker does a brutality, if he can do the punch brutality*
Johnny: so li mei what was the Teriyaki like? Li mei; it was…. Wait what the hell? Clash Sareena: wow is this really familiar Li mei: Johnny I’m warning you Shijunko: what’s a teriyaki Johnny: you don’t even know what that means? Havik: so you’re from another timeline Lara Croft: indeed I am Clash Kurtis: so hot you want to go out Lara: I got my eyes on Johnny cage Kung Lao: damn Johnny got a keeper Havik: it’ll be chaotic that’s for sure Mileena: so you have a daughter named Cassie? Johnny: she’s my pride and joy, takes after her mother too Clash Kurtis: dude introduce me…. Johnny: come near her and I’ll castrate you Khamelon: why does…. Mileena: he’s acting like my father Kenshi: so you know the old timeline me Geras: and your son and his fiancée Clash Jax: my daughter and kenshi’s son I never expected that Geras: timelines sure are weird aren’t they Sonya: aw relationship goals Kenshi: as long as he’s happy that’s all I can ask Sindel: how bad was my evil counterpart Johnny: she slaughtered half my friends, nearly killed me as well Clash Jax: yeah and you put your heel through my neck Johnny: well she did do a lot to all of Us Sareena: oh boy Sindel: I swear to you, I’m not that evil woman
Imagine if King Jerrod was an DLC guest character in MK1, here how I think a funny AI intro would go between him & his daughter, Kitana Jerrod: So, what did happen at Johnny's party?! Is it true what I heard from your mother, sister and Tanya! Were you dancing topless on stage?! Kitana: Father, I cannot explain everything! *(Clash)* Jerrod: What?! I thought what your mother, sister and Tanya were telling me were just rumours and gossip! You have brought shame on this family, Kitana! Stryker: Ha ha! Does he know about your new waitresses job you got at Hooters? Jerrod: A job working at what?! Kitana: Shut the fuck up, Kurtis! Wait, how do you even know about that? Stryker: My bro Johnny hit me up on Snapchat about it! Kitana: Damn it! I will fucking kill, Cage for not keeping his damn mouth shut! Shujinko: What are Hooters? Jerrod: Ask my daughter cause apparently she got a job working there!
Seems the party went pretty well, except for the start of the ice cream/taco war and the royal sofa. Overall nobody died. (Johnny's current state of living or dead is still in the air for now)
Kung Lao: Don't you think we should explain things to Shujinko? Liu Kang: We'll explain later. *CLASH!* Shujinko: When will you explain things to me? Liu Kang: I'll explain later. Shujinko: What will you explain to me? Kung Lao: I'll explain later.
Heres another intro idea, Johnny Cage: You need anger management training." Omni-Man: Get out of my sight before I demolish you." Tremor: Well I mean you do need it." Omni-Man: STFU no I don't." Sonya: Not gonna lie Johnnys right." Johnny Cage: See everyone agrees Omni-Man brutalitys Johnny, Geras: ARE YOU FU-
Johnny Cage: Why does your voice sound like Sonic EXE during Khristmas Havik? Khristmas-Special Havik: What do you mean by that Cage? *CLASH* Shujinko (Kameo): What is this Sonic EXE? Johnny Cage: He's a Gaming Creepypasta who was made by a kink furry roleplayer. Sub-Zero (Kameo): Cage means your Khristmas-Special Skin Havik. Khristmas-Special Havik: Oh I guess that makes sense. Shujinko (Background): What is a Furry? Johnny Cage (Background): Oh shut the f--k up dude before I pull a Will Smith on you.
Scorpion: If I'm Kuai Liang, and that other Sub-Zero is also Kuai Liang, why do we have different voices. Liu Kang: I would need to break the fourth wall to explain that. Clash Sektor: According to my data bases, the Kuai Liang from the last game was voice by Steve- Liu Kang: Not another word, Sektor! Kameo Sub-Zero: It was a simple question, Liu Kang. Scorpion: Oh, forget it, he's not going to give us an answer.
Sindel: Where is he?! I'm kicking that godly arse! Lui Kang: *In his head.* "Shit... I'm gonna die to Sindel and she's not evil. Why it wasn't a bucket near by?! Why I vomited on 300,000,000 Mortal Kombat Coins Royal Sofa?!
Tsundere Bi-Han is my favorite parts of these videos. And Tomas should get drunk more, his Czech rants are great. St. Patrick’s day party: everybody gets trashed on purpose… Geras is gonna be resetting the timeline a lot on that day
Being a Czech and understanding what Smoke(Tomas) is saying is absolutely hillarious and weirdly heartwarming. Never have I thought I'd hear a lick of czech language here, on a MK video of all things. A suprise for sure, but a welcomed one.
Very simply put? Lots of insults. Some parts are unhearable, or I can badly hear them. But here is a translation of what I can hear him say. When answering to Scorpion about going home: "I am not going anywhere you fucking shithead. Why don't you suck my dick while I'm fucking with it." When Striker is laughing: "Shut your mouth you retarded shithead, I'll let you know I fucked [something] in the ass. And it was an amazing feeling. I've never felt so good..." And then I can't really hear it. I would provide a better translation if I could, but I don't have the script. But yeah, there you go! :D
Basicly, he is insulting both Scorpion and Striker. I can hear most of it, but not all of it. It is a bit explicit. After Scorpion tells him to go home: "I'm not going anywhere you f*cking sh*thead. Why don't you suck my d*ck while I'm f*cking with it?" And responding to Striker laughing: "Shut your mouth you r*tarded shithead. I'll let you know I f*cked [someone or something, can't really hear it] in the ass! And it was an awesome feeling... I haven't felt so good..." and then I can't hear the rest. So, yeah. There you go. I would translate it all for you, but I don't have the script.
@@dominiqueloustau7252 Basicly, he is insulting both Scorpion and Striker. I can hear most of it, but not all of it. It is a bit explicit. After Scorpion tells him to go home: "I'm not going anywhere you f*cking sh*thead. Why don't you suck my d*ck while I'm f*cking with it?" And responding to Striker laughing: "Shut your mouth you r*tarded shithead. I'll let you know I f*cked [someone or something, can't really hear it] in the ass! And it was an awesome feeling... I haven't felt so good..." and then I can't hear the rest. So, yeah. There you go. I would translate it all for you, but I don't have the script.
Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!* Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage! *CLASH* Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke! Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking! Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them? Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline? Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats! *CLASH* Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips! Havik: share them with me after this battle! Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM? Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis.
@@Dowjy I’m sorry, I just have lots of intro ideas and oddgiant said I could place intro ideas in the comments! And instead of just placing them all together just to be drowned in future comments, I made them all separate so others can tell me what they like about them!
For anyone that's curious when smoke yelled in czech along with profanities he also said he screwed frost in the butt and that it felt amazing lol. (atleast i think he said frost but i could be wrong)
Johnny Cage: come on, buddy! I promise you’ll be a BIG star! Reptile: for the last time, I am not starring in your crappy Godzilla spin-off! *CLASH* Shujinko: what is a “Godzilla”? Reptile: I’ll explain later! Stryker: he’d honestly fit in well there! Johnny Cage: that’s what I’m talking about!
Sub-Zero: marvel at the Lin kuei’s grandmaster! Omni-Man: really? You’re more of a winter soldier… *CLASH* Sektor: a rather stark name for- Sub-Zero: silence, iron man! Tremor: can I get a name as well?! Omni-Man: I don’t know, you’re more of a… thing…
Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~ Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken? *CLASH* Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem! Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT! Tanya: what is a harem? Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~ Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~ *CLASH* Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~ Nitara: oh Kung Lao~ Kitana: what is a “fetish”? Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
Quan Chi: "Did you know that its scientifically prove that men who pruchase Discord Nitro become irresistible to women?" Rain: "If that's true, then you need it more than I do" GOD-FUCKING-DAMN!
"I TOLD YOU TO BURN THAT AFTER YOU READ IT!"
aggressive but passionate romance
"spread your legs, sareena" ~ Bi-han during the Christmas special
Bi-Han: I DO NOT RECALL SAYING THAT!
@@HydreigonJ89 That one guy who recorded that moment: Plays that moment on the tv
Let's not forget that Bi han admitted that he loves Sareena
My favorite part 😂🤣💀
I’m surprised He didn’t use that for this video.
You know, Tacos and Ice Cream working together really isn't a bad idea, I remember a ice cream taco that was honestly amazing, had it at my high school graduation
Choco Tacos. Abso-goddamn-lutly delicious.
@@K4RN4GE911A store I used to go to often no longer sold them and it made me sad
I miss those.
Me too.
Ok hear me out!
Tundra and Tacos Tostados Hanzo both decide to stay in this timeline, but every Kung Lao from the other timelines swarm into the oddverse with Tundra and Hanzo putting their rivalry aside and joining forces to confront the army of gluttonous Kung Lao
Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter?
Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline?
*CLASH*
Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet.
Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder?
Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days.
Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
At this rate, the giant is going to have to dedicate a video just to your suggestions: a lot of them aren't bad either
@@natoriousthehopeful2786
Thank you!
@@natoriousthehopeful2786
I've also cooked up a ton of suggestions previously. Some of them made it, but most didn't.
Jesus Christ bro you've got like dozens of these chill out a little. It's fun when it's like 5, but it gets annoying when I'm scrolling looking for comments and yours are all I see
I think I've seen this dialogue somewhere before
Mad respect to Oddgiant for getting all these character skins
They definitely grinded hard for the golden Tyrannical skins.
Imagine the time it took for going through Invasions.
@@bluesnake1713 Not too long honestly depending on how much time you've got.
True
@@ChhaiTea how do you get those skins
Johnny Cage: are you made because me and Kenshi kicked your ass at Shang Tsung’s lab?
Tanya: no, I’m mad because you called me a BITCH at Shang Tsung’s lab!
*CLASH*
Goro: to be honest, you were sort of acting like one-
Tanya: IF YOU AGREE WITH HIM, YOU’LL JOIN HIM IN DEATH!
Sub-Zero: *seriously, can I get kameo’d with anybody else?*
Johnny Cage: come on! I’m such a charmer!
Bros gotta be The Thinker for him to comment THESE many suggestions 💀
@@Firemaster27
… I’ll take that as a compliment!
Poor Sub-Zero for having to put up with Johny Cage's shenanigans
Tomas aggressively yelling in Czech is something I didn't know I needed
Don't translate anything
Funny how both the Halloween and Valentine's Day parties, which Johnny had a large part in making, went considerably very well while the Christmas Party, which Liu Kang and Geras tried to snuff Johnny out of, ended in disaster
He knows how to party, but people keep assuming he's gonna screw things up, which I can understand considering how immature he is. But the poor dude wants to have fun. 😂
Shang Tsung: what’s wrong, empress?~ is my tarkat vaccine not working anymore?~
Mileena: actually, I just wanted to thank you for using crushed kytinn larva in its recipe!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: honestly I approve of using that recipe.
Mileena: not only does it help, it does wonders!
Motaro: you’re actually using them?
Shang Tsung: everybody hates D’vorah so why not?~
True.
It’s so funny hearing smoke yell in Czech
I AGREE! XD
It's more funny when you know, what he Saíd! XD
@@pavelvalach5546Can we have a translation?
@@pavelvalach5546 What did he say?
@@pavelvalach5546can you translate?
As someone that speaks spanish
I love the idea of the taco scorpion!
I hope we see more of him vs tundra during the sequels
Apoyo la moción \[T]/
(Pd: Imaginate si es que usaban las voces del doblaje latino)
We need more of Smoke talking in czech. It's such a honor.
(Also, you don't want to know what he said)
true!!
I do wanna know, i wanna understand the Joke 😭
What did he say? Please tell us.
Oh, please! Tell us 😆
Kung Lao: Hey, I am not the one to be blame here. I never get the language settings
Reptile: so what exactly is this “mukbang” you speak of?
Kung Lao: dude, you eat a ton of food and people seem to LOVE watching it!
*CLASH*
Goro: is that why you’re so fa-
Kung Lao: SHUT UP, GORO!
Cyrax: according to my statistics-
Reptile: you mean like this?!
*reptile performs his “indigestion” fatality on Kung Lao*
Cyrax: you have gained one subscriber!
Reptile: YAY!
Look on the bright side, Sindel
At least you're the first one to host a party that didn't end up with everybody killing each other 😂
I got another one for you, since you've done a few Super Mario Bros. Wonder skits already:
Raiden: "You seem to be having a lot of trouble with the Special World. You should use one of those Badges."
Kung Lao: "No, I refuse to use them unless it's required!"
(Clash, Raiden knocks back Kung Lao)
Kung Lao's Kameo, Tremor: "Just use one, they rock."
Kung Lao: "No! Where's the satisfaction in that?"
Raiden's Kameo, any: "He does have a point."
Raiden: "Agreed; but I just want him to win."
Kenshi: "liu kang just vomitted all over your royal sofa.."
"WHÆĀÁĄAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
Taco Tostados Hanzo: Bi-Juan!?
Bi-Juan: por supuesto hanzo (of course Hanzo)
*clash*
Tacos Tostados Sareena: ¿Cómo te atreves a venir aquí? ¡TRAIDOR!
(how you dare come here? TRAITOR!)
Tacos Tostados Hanzo: ¡COMPARTIMOS SANGRE PERO NO SOMOS HERMANOS! (we share blood but we're not brothers!)
Bi-Juan: ¡Sabias palabras, hermanito! (Wise words, little brother!)
Chameleon: disculpame pero yo- (excuse me but I-)
Bi-Juan and Tacos Tostados Hanzo: ¡CALLATE, CAPA DE HUEVOS! (SHUT IT, EGGS LAYER!)
(I donnot think google translate did a fantastic jiv but we'll see)
"We share blood but we're not brothers!" Bro that's hella deep.
@@eddienunez3525 it was the best mk11 line that I ever listened to
sindel: i wouldnt forgive what you did
liu kang: ugh dont remind me that
CLASH
motaro: you just vomit in the royal sofa
sindel: you know how expensive are these?!
kung lao: no way you just do that!
liu kang: I WAS DRUNK OKAY!
2:43 But at least Kurtis is honest with himself and he doesn't hide behind a imaginary girlfriend.
BOOM! ROASTED! 😂😂
0:29
*Shujinko:What is a "Nicki?"*
I'll explain later.
@@jamesbutlerx64 Explain Now Damnit!!!
Why don't you just Google it?
@@jamesbutlerx64WTF IS A GOOGLE??
Oh my God, do you know anything?
Omg the ending nearly killed me as i was chewing on my dinner when she fucking screamed.
Reiko saying fuck it and joining the Bachelor Brotherhood was amazing.
Now we need to know what Tomas said in Czech~ ❤
I also need it. Dafuq he said?
to sum it up, he analyzed frost (literally), called kuai liang retarded, and told him to eat a lot of dicks, probably suggested he’s bisexual? and that’s pretty much it
Trust me, you don't.
@@Baage73I'm not as innocent as you think. (*´꒳`*). Everyone is curious like me~
@@Baage73 This is the internet...I'm sure nothing surprises us anymore :)
My brand new custom intro
Reptile : What do you mean that I ate a wrong kind of bug?
Peace Maker : Just open your mouth.
PM : Oh there it is! Just stand still!
**Perform butterfly Fatality**
**Fatality finished**
PM : Ok, I got it. Do you hear m...oops
CLASH.
Peacemaker: I loved you in Transformers.
Nitara: I hated you in Trainwreck.
BREAK CLASH.
Kano: I didn't like that movie either.
Peacemaker: Hey! It wasn't that bad.
Shujinko: Why weren't you in dark of the moon?.
Nitara: Blame Michael Bay.
8:37 Too true
No one going to talk about Sindel's scream at the end?
Rain: what makes you think you can defeat me?!
Sub-Zero: rain, ice is LITERALLY frozen water!
*CLASH*
Sektor: according to my calculations, ice is made of-
Sub-Zero: SILENCE, SEKTOR!
Frost: yeah, you’re kinda screwed.
Rain: oh shit-
*sub-zero performs his “krushed ice” brutality on rain*
Sub-Zero: next time, read a damn book!
Holy shit, this is the first holiday party where the kast isn't killing each other. This makes me wonder how things will go during the potential Easter special
This was a great birthday gift video for me . Thank you so much
Oddgaint! ❤
You know something Syzoth. You're a great guy that went to hell and back. A true man.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Johnny Cage: What you should say next is… “It’s Peacemaker Time!” And.
Peacemaker: It’s Peacemaker Time! Wait What?
Clash!
Goro: What just happened?
PeAcemaker: I’ve JoJo Trolled.
Jax: Let me get this straight: that’s your idea to make this team great again?
Johnny Cage: You can say that.
Jax: Okay then.
Reiko: GET READY FOR THE NECKS BATTLE!
Kung Lao: ffffffffF**K!YOU!
Tremor: That was a Solid Pun.
Reiko: Thanks! Been waiting to use that one.
Kung Lao: Tekken references AND A NECK JOKE.
Kung Lao: SERIOUSLY! F**K
YOU.
Reiko: Hahahahahaha
Baraka: did you develop a cure for tarkat?!
Shang Tsung: as a matter of fact, I did~
*CLASH*
Goro: it’s strange how he hasn’t told-
Baraka: SILENCE, GORO!
Sektor: the “serum” is now complete.
Shang Tsung: get ready, baraka~
*shang Tsung performs his “side effects” fatality on baraka*
Shang Tsung: take a lollipop on your way out~
This is one of your best ones for sure, and I dont even celebrate valentine's day. Was laughing my ass off the whole time.
Quan Chi: WHY IS KHAMELEON SO IRRITATING?!
Johnny Cage: lemme guess, you took karen-meleon to her least favorite coffee place?
*CLASH*
Khameleon: THEY GAVE ME THREE SHOTS OF VANILLA INSTEAD OF TWO!
Quan Chi: WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT THAT?!
Goro: I still think I should’ve been in the Umgadi…
Johnny Cage: umgadi? I thought it was “bukkake”?
Tanya: SHUT UP, YOU WIFELESS PRICK!!!!!!
(😂😂😂😂😂)
Quan Chi: did Ashrah send you to kill me, syzoth?~
Reptile: actually… she sent me to bring khameleon to her so we could have a threeway…
*CLASH*
Sareena: damn, reptile! Ashrah’s gonna love this!
Reptile: I hope so… it took hours just to buy him from the dlc!
Quan Chi: surely you won’t fall for this~
Khameleon: … syzoth, I’m in~
9:35 Had me rolling on the floor
Mileena: I had this horrible nightmare that you were kytinn, Li Mei!
Li Mei: who says “this one” isn’t, Mileena?~
*CLASH*
Motaro: that was not funny, li mei.
Li Mei: you’re right, I’m sorry!
Mileena: SEKTOR! KILL THIS KYTINN FIEND!
Sektor: with pleasure.
Li Mei: wait! No! It was just a prank-
*Sektor used his “kompactor” fatality on li mei*
Sektor: one umgadi down, more to go…
Mileena: what?
Sektor: nothing!
I've been waiting to hear tomas speak czech, this was even better than i expected. Thank you for this and happy valentine's day!!
also does anyone know what tomas said
I am Czech i can translate but it’s so bad my comment was deleted I can sent it to you but can’t say it here
@@swempy6552
This is UA-cam’s doing
I like to think Sindel killed everyone at the end with a giant screech.
9:37 Oh Come On!!! Kenshi, Don't Say That It's Almost Perfect Day For Valentine
Christ bless you, the scream at the end 😂
The end when sindel Reacted to kenshis comment about liu kang vomited on her royal sofa got me laughing.
6:11 Awwww
I got a request for you Oddgiant when Peacemaker comes out as DLC
Shang Tsung: And what makes you think you can beat me? What is the one thing you possess?
Peacemaker: RUTHLESS. AGGRESSION.
*Peacemaker does a brutality, if he can do the punch brutality*
Ehhh, it's going to be non stop you can't see me jokes.
"I told you to burn that after you read it"
My god
Tundra and Hanzo fighting over the territory to sell food at.
Johnny: so li mei what was the Teriyaki like?
Li mei; it was…. Wait what the hell?
Clash
Sareena: wow is this really familiar
Li mei: Johnny I’m warning you
Shijunko: what’s a teriyaki
Johnny: you don’t even know what that means?
Havik: so you’re from another timeline
Lara Croft: indeed I am
Clash
Kurtis: so hot you want to go out
Lara: I got my eyes on Johnny cage
Kung Lao: damn Johnny got a keeper
Havik: it’ll be chaotic that’s for sure
Mileena: so you have a daughter named Cassie?
Johnny: she’s my pride and joy, takes after her mother too
Clash
Kurtis: dude introduce me….
Johnny: come near her and I’ll castrate you
Khamelon: why does….
Mileena: he’s acting like my father
Kenshi: so you know the old timeline me
Geras: and your son and his fiancée
Clash
Jax: my daughter and kenshi’s son I never expected that
Geras: timelines sure are weird aren’t they
Sonya: aw relationship goals
Kenshi: as long as he’s happy that’s all I can ask
Sindel: how bad was my evil counterpart
Johnny: she slaughtered half my friends, nearly killed me as well
Clash
Jax: yeah and you put your heel through my neck
Johnny: well she did do a lot to all of Us
Sareena: oh boy
Sindel: I swear to you, I’m not that evil woman
Looks like Queen Sindel did a great job hosting the Valentine's Day party.
Imagine if King Jerrod was an DLC guest character in MK1, here how I think a funny AI intro would go between him & his daughter, Kitana
Jerrod: So, what did happen at Johnny's party?! Is it true what I heard from your mother, sister and Tanya! Were you dancing topless on stage?!
Kitana: Father, I cannot explain everything!
*(Clash)*
Jerrod: What?! I thought what your mother, sister and Tanya were telling me were just rumours and gossip! You have brought shame on this family, Kitana!
Stryker: Ha ha! Does he know about your new waitresses job you got at Hooters?
Jerrod: A job working at what?!
Kitana: Shut the fuck up, Kurtis! Wait, how do you even know about that?
Stryker: My bro Johnny hit me up on Snapchat about it!
Kitana: Damn it! I will fucking kill, Cage for not keeping his damn mouth shut!
Shujinko: What are Hooters?
Jerrod: Ask my daughter cause apparently she got a job working there!
3:12 you mean yell in Czech, right scorpion?
9:41 Sindel: WHAAAAAA-!!!!!! 🤬
Nolan being livid at Johnny never gets old.
Seems the party went pretty well, except for the start of the ice cream/taco war and the royal sofa. Overall nobody died.
(Johnny's current state of living or dead is still in the air for now)
Kung Lao: Don't you think we should explain things to Shujinko?
Liu Kang: We'll explain later.
*CLASH!*
Shujinko: When will you explain things to me?
Liu Kang: I'll explain later.
Shujinko: What will you explain to me?
Kung Lao: I'll explain later.
Shujinko wants answers now he is tired of everyone saying, "I'll explain later."
0:30 “WHAT DA FAK IS A GOOGLE!?!?!?!?!?” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
That last one just comedy gold.
I hope Tacos Tostardos and Tundra Ice Cream banter has Gus Fring and Hector banter. Just imagine " Last time to look at me Kuai Liang "
5:33
You know, you guys could team up and bring back the Choco Taco.
I really loves this video
Heres another intro idea, Johnny Cage: You need anger management training." Omni-Man: Get out of my sight before I demolish you." Tremor: Well I mean you do need it." Omni-Man: STFU no I don't." Sonya: Not gonna lie Johnnys right." Johnny Cage: See everyone agrees Omni-Man brutalitys Johnny, Geras: ARE YOU FU-
Johnny Cage: Why does your voice sound like Sonic EXE during Khristmas Havik?
Khristmas-Special Havik: What do you mean by that Cage?
*CLASH*
Shujinko (Kameo): What is this Sonic EXE?
Johnny Cage: He's a Gaming Creepypasta who was made by a kink furry roleplayer.
Sub-Zero (Kameo): Cage means your Khristmas-Special Skin Havik.
Khristmas-Special Havik: Oh I guess that makes sense.
Shujinko (Background): What is a Furry?
Johnny Cage (Background): Oh shut the f--k up dude before I pull a Will Smith on you.
I wanna see the 34th timeline’s Valentines party now!😂
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
Yay! You put Party Rock Anthem in! Tysm, Oddgiant! 😁
At least this party nobody died. That's a first.
we this is chaos... like always
OH MY GOD POUND THE ALARM!
"there are 25 singles in your area"
"LETS GO"
"most of them are men."
"GOD DAMN IT-"
DEAD 😭
Ermac: Gulp gulp gulp. Now I'm okay!
I love Tremor is all chill and making puns
Shang Tsung is profiting from Gen-Z's now? Good. 😂
"You have 25 singles in your area'
Que clase de software tiene sektor
Plot twist: Kurtis is a spy
This has to be the best episode so far ❤ xD
Scorpion: If I'm Kuai Liang, and that other Sub-Zero is also Kuai Liang, why do we have different voices.
Liu Kang: I would need to break the fourth wall to explain that.
Clash
Sektor: According to my data bases, the Kuai Liang from the last game was voice by Steve-
Liu Kang: Not another word, Sektor!
Kameo Sub-Zero: It was a simple question, Liu Kang.
Scorpion: Oh, forget it, he's not going to give us an answer.
British Liu Kang x Nitara had to be one of biggest plot twists i’ve seen from this series
They both have British accents after all 🤔
That scream at the end fucking killed me😂
Fatality!
Sindel wins!
Flawless victory!
I was expecting a fatality on Kenshi to be honest XD
Nah that was better than a fatality.😂😂😂😂😂
That sounded like the Charlotte Pickles scream
That sounded like the Charlotte Pickles scream
Kenshi: "Liu Kang puked all over your royal sofa"
Sindel:...... *SCREECHES IN MUDEROUS INTENT*
at least it was not johnny's fault
she's definitely not hosting anymore parties after that lol
Geras: That’s it… I’m going home
Sindel: Where is he?! I'm kicking that godly arse!
Lui Kang: *In his head.* "Shit... I'm gonna die to Sindel and she's not evil. Why it wasn't a bucket near by?! Why I vomited on 300,000,000 Mortal Kombat Coins Royal Sofa?!
@@Exozealots Revenant LK (In LK's head): You're done for
Old Era Raiden (in LK's head): I concur...
"That's not very skibidi of you Sonya" 💀
This one made me laugh. 😂
I cringed and laughed so hard at that lol
i dunno if i should cringe or laugh at it. it was so unexpected coming from shang tsung 😅
What's a skibidi?
@@ibrahim24685I'm not explaining that.
You don't want to know.
Tsundere Bi-Han is my favorite parts of these videos.
And Tomas should get drunk more, his Czech rants are great.
St. Patrick’s day party: everybody gets trashed on purpose… Geras is gonna be resetting the timeline a lot on that day
Imagine British Liu Kang going up against *IRISH LIU KANG?!!*
@@creeper4481I’m late, but what about…
*ITALIAN LIU KANG?!?*
Being a Czech and understanding what Smoke(Tomas) is saying is absolutely hillarious and weirdly heartwarming. Never have I thought I'd hear a lick of czech language here, on a MK video of all things. A suprise for sure, but a welcomed one.
Please can you tell us what was he saying? I need to understand the joke
swearing and NSFW@@dominiqueloustau7252
Very simply put? Lots of insults. Some parts are unhearable, or I can badly hear them. But here is a translation of what I can hear him say. When answering to Scorpion about going home: "I am not going anywhere you fucking shithead. Why don't you suck my dick while I'm fucking with it." When Striker is laughing: "Shut your mouth you retarded shithead, I'll let you know I fucked [something] in the ass. And it was an amazing feeling. I've never felt so good..." And then I can't really hear it. I would provide a better translation if I could, but I don't have the script. But yeah, there you go! :D
Basicly, he is insulting both Scorpion and Striker. I can hear most of it, but not all of it. It is a bit explicit. After Scorpion tells him to go home: "I'm not going anywhere you f*cking sh*thead. Why don't you suck my d*ck while I'm f*cking with it?" And responding to Striker laughing: "Shut your mouth you r*tarded shithead. I'll let you know I f*cked [someone or something, can't really hear it] in the ass! And it was an awesome feeling... I haven't felt so good..." and then I can't hear the rest. So, yeah. There you go. I would translate it all for you, but I don't have the script.
@@dominiqueloustau7252 Basicly, he is insulting both Scorpion and Striker. I can hear most of it, but not all of it. It is a bit explicit. After Scorpion tells him to go home: "I'm not going anywhere you f*cking sh*thead. Why don't you suck my d*ck while I'm f*cking with it?" And responding to Striker laughing: "Shut your mouth you r*tarded shithead. I'll let you know I f*cked [someone or something, can't really hear it] in the ass! And it was an awesome feeling... I haven't felt so good..." and then I can't hear the rest. So, yeah. There you go. I would translate it all for you, but I don't have the script.
Hearing “That’s not very skibidi of you” from Shang Tsung was one hell of a mental flashbang
I want to destroy him even more now.
6:43
Bi-Han attacks Sareena! He really is a tsundere!
I TOLD YOU TO BURN IT AFTER YOU READ IT!!!
I TOLD YOU TO BURN İT AFTER YOU READ İT!!!
I TOLD YOU TO BURN IT AFTER YOU READ IT!!!
I TOLD YOU TO BURN THAT AFTER YOU READ IT!!!
I TOLD YOU TO BURN THAT AFTER YOU READ IT!!!
Happy Valentines 💝 Day Everyone!
Happy Valentine’s Day!
I hate valentines but happy Valentine
Happy Valentine's Day you too 🎉 😊
Happy Valentine's Day to you too!
@@freakincustomz thank you 👍👍😃
0:27 Ohh shit! HAHAHA
8:05 Somebody send Tomas home 🥹
9:35 Ohh no! shits about to go down HAHA
Liu Kang: … …
Geras: …don’t look at me Sindel-
Sindel: Geras I know you can be a living punching bag. It’s Liu Kang I want to kick the shit out of…
Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!*
Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke!
Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking!
Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them?
Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*
Chewing the gum?
@@dylansharp8471
Nicotine gum!
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline?
Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats!
*CLASH*
Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips!
Havik: share them with me after this battle!
Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM?
Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis.
Dude you are flooding the comments for christs sake
Stop commenting please I swear to god
@@Dowjy
I’m sorry, I just have lots of intro ideas and oddgiant said I could place intro ideas in the comments! And instead of just placing them all together just to be drowned in future comments, I made them all separate so others can tell me what they like about them!
Stupid even
@@noahblair3020 Don't listen to them, your ideas are really funny.
Happy Valentine's Day, MK AI community!
Hey Chhai, do you have a japanese-themed episode of Valentine's Day?
the best moment is shujinko and cage (0:32), i laughed hard.🤣
He's right to always get mad at "I'll explain later" better to do it right away.
For anyone that's curious when smoke yelled in czech along with profanities he also said he screwed frost in the butt and that it felt amazing lol. (atleast i think he said frost but i could be wrong)
A real one for actually giving context, fr fr 🙏🙏
Thank you!
*I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, NOW HE'LL NEVER SHUT UP!*
Mortal Kombat cast trying not to kill each other during a holiday party challenge:
*SUCCESSFUL!?*
Day: 3. Reset back to 0?
I mean... They were *trying* to do that. They just didn't finish the job. Plus i bet Nolan ripped Johnny apart
If it weren't for Peacemaker's brownies, it would've ended up like the Christmas party.
@@RoyalGriffin.No, that’s the Easter special.
@@WatchKid12 oh fuck, mb.
7:23 Shao you can't say that word 💀
You stopping him?
He tried to
If you do there will be consequences 👿
"I don't fear you ni-"
The twist is that he was just gonna call him a nincompoop
Johnny Cage: come on, buddy! I promise you’ll be a BIG star!
Reptile: for the last time, I am not starring in your crappy Godzilla spin-off!
*CLASH*
Shujinko: what is a “Godzilla”?
Reptile: I’ll explain later!
Stryker: he’d honestly fit in well there!
Johnny Cage: that’s what I’m talking about!
Sub-Zero: marvel at the Lin kuei’s grandmaster!
Omni-Man: really? You’re more of a winter soldier…
*CLASH*
Sektor: a rather stark name for-
Sub-Zero: silence, iron man!
Tremor: can I get a name as well?!
Omni-Man: I don’t know, you’re more of a… thing…
Tremor: Seriously, Nolan?!
This is gold
@@TheSpitefulSword
Thank you!
Yes please!
Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~
Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken?
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem!
Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT!
Tanya: what is a harem?
Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
I don’t care what anyone says but this is the best one
@@courier6856
Thanks!
How would Shujinko know that…?
@@courier6856 I agree with that XD
@@generaltage4936
… he’ll explain later~
Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~
Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~
Nitara: oh Kung Lao~
Kitana: what is a “fetish”?
Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
The old man learned something 😅
@@VuLinhAssassinI mean, he knows what p*rn is so...
🤣such a pure gold. It MUST be in one of the next episodes
@@HemiG1
Thank you very much!
Honestly I kinda ship it
Quan Chi: "Did you know that its scientifically prove that men who pruchase Discord Nitro become irresistible to women?"
Rain: "If that's true, then you need it more than I do"
GOD-FUCKING-DAMN!
What makes it even funnier that he doesn't even realize what Kurtis was on about, he was trying to be nice 😂