Philza Speedruns Terra Swoop Force (0 Deaths)
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- Опубліковано 22 тра 2024
- I speedran the new Terra Swoop Force Remake and died zero times!
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Edited by me :)
"It’s back, and it’s better than ever.
Noxcrew’s Terra Swoop Force is available now, for free!
You are a member of a special task force hired by Geo Descent Labs. Your mission? To discover what happened to the Terra Scooper bore-drill and its crew when it mysteriously vanished thirty years ago.
Don your Thermal Flight Armor and glide down to the center of the earth to complete your mission. But gliding down into the earth at insanely fast speeds isn't as easy as it sounds... Dodge, duck, and fly your way towards your goal while collecting the rare mineral Noxesium on your way down."
#Philza #TerraSwoopForce #Noxcrew
0:00 Stream Intro & Trailer
01:25 Start
10:09 First Run
20:00 End Credits/aftermath
24:50 Final Tunnel - Ігри
“Because I’m Philza fucking Minecraft.” Is such a powerful quote
Timestamp?
@@justarose 31:39
@@starmoon4186 thanks:)
@@justarose welcome
He's fucking minecraft
When I first saw Phil I thought he was just a tired dad. Now i know that he's a tired wine dad that would laugh at your grave and say "What the fuck."
JABSBD
That... That- that actually makes sense and it's true-
You die a horrible death and now you're a ghost looking over your dead body. As your loved ones look into your casket, you feel grief knowing that you have no choice but to leave behind everyone you ever loved. Then you see, him. He saunters up to your casket with a single flower. It's your favorite colour. Phil then says as he looks down upon your corpse, "Have a flower you dead *bitch* "
You burst out laughing in joy while everyone in the funeral is looking at Phil in horrified astonishment. He has such a good sense of humor
well shit, now i feel like writing about this.
@@A_JinglyRabbit yes.
me: Philza what does the minecraft death screen look like?
Philza: idk
Baby zombie: allow me to introduce my self
PhilzaMinecraft died to spider while trying to escape baby zombie
@@RongDMemer
Baby zombie: does most damage
*Spider gets the kill*
Baby zombie: Kill Assist
Baby zombie: *;-;*
@@Necracudda ;-;
@@Necracudda mvp spider due to most kill
who knew? constant hardcore mode elytra flight has resulted in the creation of a highly competent flier
He always talks about it being the other way round
@@DeadBore how so?
@@nicholass5621 that he practices flying by playing terra swoop force
Phil: "I'm not gonna go too fast"
Also Phil: Flies at mach 7
can proudly say i’m your 1000th like kinda pog
What is mach
@@ferrumtheelement2474 mach 1 is the speed of sound if I'm not wrong
@@theundeadbanana8645 I believe you are correct yes
@@kuju9016 and you are correct to i believe
Him screaming “WHAT” at the bedrock emotes was the funniest part of the video, change my mind.
I’M PHILZA FUCKING MINECRAFT THATS WHY
@@nerd_club_ mind has been changed
Timestamps please
@@cysp1p4ncak37 0:52
she's high definition as fuck
I can imagine that the chat flock is flying with him, and occasionally just crash as he slips through a tight space.
That sounds so funny yet so cute (except for the crashing)
Caa- * Literally explodes * c - c - ca
NO STOP I JUST EMAGINES A PUNCH OF CROWS DIEING IN THE DIE ANIMATION FROM MINECRAFT AS WE LAUGHS BECAUSR HE PULLED OFF A CLUTCH
@@davidturner3216 sounds like a "Something About" video
I like to imagine that one or two chat crows hid in his clothes and don't hit anything
They should add a death message fo terra swoopforce thats just “thats canon”
They Have
Howcome you can say that they haven't added that yet
Ph1LzA exploded on inpact. That's canon!
Omg yes.
True
Philza being all wholesome with the squirrel and then trying to punch it: aw I can’t interact with it as much as I thought I could
“interact”
@@BigIcedCoffee yes
He wants to ‘pet’ the squirrel
@@Ar-yp6nh yep totally
game: *does everything you could fucking think of to ruin his run*
phil: *beats it*
game: "This is outrageous! It's unfair!"
Game:HIS HACKING HE IS TOO OLD WE NEED TO BAN BOOMERS
ROXXON SNOWBALL stop
@@constaaa huh?
@@constaaa hey m8 you should see this
Sarcasm *pronounced /ˈsärˌkazəm/*
noun
the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
e.g. "his voice, hardened by sarcasm, could not hide his resentment" (Source: Oxford Dictionary)
JustARegularPlayer that wasn’t sarcasm, and even if it is how am I supposed to fucking know its a message not a real person.
Seeing dadza just giggling at a game like this and being excited is just so wholesome
Like a children getting a toy
Dadza: **eats frogs**
Dadza fans: that is so wholesome
Phil: Beat all the level with zero death immediately
The game: *He is too dangerous to be kept alive*
If humanity ever learns how to give humans wings, I want Phil to be the first in line
We just need to get him in one of those water jetpacks if the world ever opens back up again .(also if he's ok with that)
he'll be like Grian,but better
Phil is the master of the elytra he spent years flying in one.
Oh agreed
Elytras are based off of wing suits irl.
Ph1lza wasn’t going for 0 deaths, he was just playing on Hardcore
not even
not even
not even
not even
not even
I first saw terra swoop on Grian's video he made a few years ago, and now I am laughing at the fact that it took him multiple goes to complete even the first course, and then this god philza comes along and does it in one try.
to be somewhat fair phil has played all the but secret tunnel before. but then he also dominated the last tunnel over and over learning random routs so its like ehh philz just that good
I felt like I had skills cause I beat the first tunnel first try, and the second tunnel the second try. But then I died over 50 times trying tunnel three, so not that skilled, haha!
@@dragonladyisrose7350 tunnel 1 and tunnel 2 are the easiest, tunnel 3 and 4 are a fuckin pain in the ass
"speedruns terra swoop force"
*Immediately gets distracted by squirrel* lmao
Now we know why Phil has wings in every fanart, he uses them like he was born with them
I wanna know who was the first person to draw Phil with bird wings, I want to find them and I want to give them a cookie
Pffffffft what are you talking about. He WAS born with them
Now this raises one question... Was he birthed? Or was laid an egg?
The man is known for wearing an Elytra 24/7 too and now I know why
@@KumaPawha oh gawd
Phil: sees a man sleeping
Also Phil: just bop him upside the head
bop
*phil
@@stevejsm832 yeah you right
I know, I watched the video
*BONK*
People panicking over the "Not if, it's a matter of when, boys" line is funny, but I think Phil didn't mean it as "Yeah, I'll die, just gotta wait until it happen"
And more of a "I won't stay alive forever, i'll die at some point." At least thats my asumption.
Exactly
Wow, this is absolutely incredible. I'm glad they remade it, otherwise I'd never have seen this fantastic presentation. music's an absolute bop, too
E
It's not a bop when you've seen every death message at least 10 times and you've heard the music for a solid 5 hours
@@alfresco1552 lmao i feel you
Wow never knew you like MC
E
Phil is really trying to implement hardcore mode into any Minecraft game isn't he
lmfao prolly
he was speedrunning death later on
@@ilovesluttymen lmao also yoo nice pfp 👀
Well he's played mainly hard-core for year, it probably that he's just so used to, like it's second nature to take very precaution
Ya
Phil: " I'm not gonna go that fast"
Also Phil * goes mk 10*
100*
Here fixed it
Alternate title:
Bird Dad gets excited about flying game in a block game
The stream somehow went from "Phil speedrunning" to "chaotic singing performances and geoguessr"
Ikr it’s great
also speedrunning death
@@ilovesluttymen that was so chaotic
I was there the whole time and yet, looking back I'd forgotten that Swoop Force and geoguessr was the same stream! Such chaos. I've not laughed so much in ages.
POLITICSSSSSS
"Not if, it's a matter of when, boys"
EXCUSE ME-
PHILZA MINECRAFT?
What?
@@axxtural phil was talking about his canon death lol
Memento mori my friend
@@polarisqwq6108 ohhh I confused for a second thx lol
Phil: *a*
My serotonin level: * instantly rises for the first time in 10 years *
Eyyy 69 likes! Nice :finger guns:
@@ace1diots lol
“This is gonna be awkward” -Philza Minecraft regarding his own impending death
His content is like a mix between wholesome and punch everything to see if it responds. And I love that
Agreed. He's both a Tired Dad™ and absolutely chaotic
Wholesome aggression
600th like
Chaotic wholesome dad that would laugh and worry if his kid got hurt
i love phil so much for this, i watch him for hours everyday
"Not if, it's a matter of when, boys"
Phil what do you know that we don't.
I'm pretty sure the real reason he only has one cannon death is because that couldn t think of a way to kill him three times in a short-ish period of time
@@eater_of_grass_beater_of_ass probably
@@eater_of_grass_beater_of_ass I thought it was because someone said that since hes the Hardcore King that giving him one life seemed fitting
@@hiiro-xentral3171 lol that too
The script
Phil: "0 deaths pog"
Me: "you died at the end.."
where?
When everything blew up
"Oh that's tight"
"I might not have enough speed"
That's what she said
Phil: “I’m not going too fast”
*literally at ww2 fighter jet speed*
forget WW2 fighter jet the mans faster than the speed of light
He's going elite dangerous type fast! :O
If he gets his canon death, we should call him Deadza
Ohhhhhhhh now you’re on to something
Or phantom Phil
Or Ghost Minecraft
Or Ghostza
HAD THE SAME THOUGHT LOL
Phil: hits button
UA-cam: ad
Me: I sense a disturbance in the force
Philza: *I won't go super fast yet*
He was only using 5% of his power
I can just hear Tubbo yelling at the top of his lungs.
Or just screaming in lowercase
@@mymythicalmadness8099 aa
whos tubbo and why is he screaming. that could seriously injure him
@@lukemicxllef we found him in a box and now he's president.
@@lukemicxllef he also like-a da bee
Watching Phil giggle like a child is the most wholesome thing ever
This ladies and gentlemen is a fine example of a legend
Rewatching this after yesterday's MCC, the immense joy on his face playing this is amazing.
I love how when he’s in the credits he says “zero deaths pog” and the subtitles say “zero deaths pogba” lmao
“Speedrunners hate him”
He’s the most interesting man in the world
"Dream Hates him"
Illumina:Fuck you old man evethough you beat me
Disclaimer its just a joke he dont talk like that
@@haii7760 he really is 😂
@@jcb-baku5573 dreams not a speedrunner though. He cheated
Dr. Barney: barely lived and almost cries
Phil: dies of laughter
PHIL WAS LKE A KID IN A GODDAMN CANDY STORE! this is so wholesome.
Philza: *so excited when he gets to the first check point he is giggling*
Me: *waiting for him to being annoyed by either wilbur or tommy.*
Phil’s youtube members are speed
First
Fast as fuck booiiiiii
Pog
yes
spped
Dr Barney: *is saved *
Also Dr. Barney : "haha suit go *boom* "
Seeing the pure happiness in his face whilst playing this gave me a really good day, and made me happy.
When phil started uploaded his first vid Tommy was 2
You can play this in VR too btw.
I played it that way and it was the most surreal experience in my life ever, as it was also my first time playing vr Minecraft.
What?
Really?
Too scarz lol
That would be terrifying. Time to get mc vr
1:37
phil: oh.. look at him doing his little hops.
also phil: tries to punch it to death.
Imagine Philza, Wilbur, Techno, Tommy, and Tubbo all playing this together.
Oh my God I remember seeing this years ago in the glory days of DanTDM.
You've brought up a good memory for me. Thankyou
Same though, I even see him play this map too!
It’s just fun as shit watching how excited Phil is. I love just the genuine hype in his voice and in his face
phils excitement for things makes me so happy whether it's Minecraft or Wilburs songs seeing him excited like that just makes me so happy
and when he giggled like a little girl it just made me go 🥺. he was so excited to play and I just-
Yeah he was so excited to fly it's just- perfect-
Another streamer: Im not going to do a flip
Philza: -Actually do a flip -
Philza: 0 deaths!
Nobody:
The death at the end:
Dr. Barney Is Ghostbur Reincarnated
His Voice, Laugh, and Kindness Idunno-
I love how u can see the fear in chat when they heard “not if, when”
Dr. Barney: About to fire himself into the core of the earth and freeze the planet.
Phil: DUCK CAM B)
I will never forget this stream... the fact that I got to watch the whole thing it was insane... and it was the most fun I had... thank god for Christmas break...
This might look like cliche but you guys don’t understand the commitment I have every weekend to watch his stream at 2am...
In wich world part do u live ? The starts at 9 PM for me and ends around 12 PM, 1 AM or 2 AM
I live in the Philippines... he streamed Terra from 2 to 8 AM
I just finished Terra Swoop Force after playing it for 3hours. Bruh Philza made it look easy holy shit. It took me like 100+ deaths.
"We will be here for hours if we don't move on" He moves on and the stream still lasts 8 hours
This man...
_He's insanely good at everything_
His not a man :/
HIS A *GOD*
They don't call him Philza Minecraft for nothing
*Except fighting baby zombies apparently*
@@roundcorners1928 he is like birb
Can he beat goku tho
Meanwhile, my render distance loads so slow that I'm flying in a void the majority of the time.
*Vegeta gets thrown down from the lookout*
"It isnt a matter of if"
*sips tea*
"Only a matter of when"
My favorite part of the stream was when tubbo and wilbur just stared fucking singing randomly
"im gonna sing the song by mother mother called hayloft"
[sings ghosting by mother mother instead]
Other Tunnels: Being normal
Tunnel Four: *it’s rewind time*
He want a sequel. How will there be one when the planet exploded lol.
My imagination ran wild when I heard sequel. Hear me out: Decades (or centuries) later, you are a scavenger in a post-apocalyptic world. You explore the surface by any means to survive. One day, you find a rusted lab, with a broken recording, you find a rusted suit and a very deep hole. Jump.
@@leylapank4671 that would be lit
@@kairoruther6017 Thank You!
Philza: *hits the button to start*
A vaping Ad: No ❤️
Phil: 11:14
Noxcrew when they see his reaction: 🙂"We need more people like Phil"
Finally Dad has Even cares for his UA-cam kids.😄😄
Daddyyyyyyy finally uploaded video
Neymar vendo Philza Minecraft faz parte de coisas que eu nunca pensei que veria
not gonna lie, when I saw him go through the smaller spots I was expecting Techno suddenly be like "PHILZA WATCH OUT"
The best thing of watching philza do it is that then I dont have to come back to finish it
How my grandparents said they got to school 😂
Plot twist: phil never stops thinking about hardcore
I love how the whole time he was flying and in between tunnels Phil looked so excited! This entire video he was just so happy and so enthusiastic. It gave off such amazing and wholesome vibes. ❤ Keep zooming Phil!
I didn't realize how much he loved this - the giggles make it so much fun to watch. I love watching people have fun. also seriously wtf he is so good
I could watch him play elytra maps all day.
"this is actually difficult" he says, with literal zero deaths even with three runs of something first try
This is the one speedrunner I like that I’m not slightly sus of.
Same
True
saw this up on my reccommended before I even got the notification, thanks youtube.
me too
Same
Same
finally youtube! you got it right!
Same
I can never get over how happy he looks when he plays this I just love his smile it’s so adorable when he’s happy
Game: main character dies and the planets core blows up
Philza: SEQUEL PLEASE
the terms of service said “tuna-poisoning” 10:24
Phil's laugh sounds like a little kid on Christmas morning
When Phil said wait for it in the beginning a giant ass thunder sound scared the shit out of me. Dadza can predict weather
man i remember watching a play through if this years ago and loving it so happy to see it coming back :)
Phil: Let me just get in here and die instantly cause I don't know this tunnel
Also Phil: did it first try
This man is just amazing
Its hilarious seeing a grown man get so excited over a glider block game.
Chat: "Ghostza"
phil: "that Will be my name when I lose my last cannon life." "Its not a matter of If its a matter of When.
Me: .______.
Everyone's wandering what is origin of philza skin
me who watches bleach😂🤣
Ooo is it good? I've been wanting to watch that :D
You can see his sanity going away throughout this video
"I hate you"
Same i just cant describe how phil could do this all with 0 deaths im-
Terra swoop force is old but glad it's getting the appreciation it deserves.
BTW for those who didn’t know, Terra means ‘land’ in Latin 🤟
"What!? Oh it's a bedrock thing"
Every person ever
Alan's bio said that his favorite color is blue. And he somehow sounds like Ghostbur at some point.
Alan is Ghostbur confirmed?
Hey Phil I just want to say that I am proud of what you have done during your streams and I want to let you know that you have our full support and if your reading this keep up the good work. I know that a lot of people would think the same ❤️
Phil sounds so excited and happy playing its so wholesome
Why does Alan sounds like Wilbur talking in his funny accent?
he hit world record. but they accused him of cheating...
The Ph1LzA Verdict
Wait really?
So... watched this thing from 2am till it’s end at around almost 7am and I just gotta say... WE NEED the part 2 where you actually speedrun and find “da hacks” and a part 3 of the stream where you played with Tub and Wil... holy christ that chaos and online concert’s amazing... I will never forget that stream because in my whole life since there’s school and I can’t sleep late I can’t watch your streams (this is why i’m YT boi) and finally last Christmas break I get the chance to WATCH EVERYTHING (can’t watch the S4 streams doe... spoilers) also wouldn’t forget the Christmas stream which I unfortunately slept on just before the Snoopy snoop boss boi...
*LOVE THIS SHIT PH1L YOU ARE SOOOOO UNDERRATED LIKE A HOMELESS GUY WITH HIDDEN TALENT KEEP IT UUUUPPPPP!!!!!*
I want Grian and Phil to have a flying contest, it is my dying wish
Some how Phil got so exited he giggled like an anime school girl lol. 11:16