@@emijunkai Part of me would've loved to see Ranboo call Techno and/or Phil during that interaction and the Sam panic that likely would've ensued when Ranboo calls in the cavalry to rain hell. Had Sam actually done it and not just joked... The prison won't be broken into to save Dream. It'll be annihilated with Dream inside in the biggest act of destructive revenge on the server. You thought L'manburg is a crater? That was the two of them destroying a country. This will be them destroying a person and everything they love in the name of the enderboi's dead child.
@@grey8288 YESSSS! With the amount of anger in Ranboo's voice, I was hoping it would happen. Luckily it was a prank. And Michael isn't dead. If he was.....they might end up destroying -- and crashing -- the server with this war.
Sam; **being sassy as he can** Ranboo; **full Gen Z mode while defending Phil's honour** Phil; **wise old dad that's sleep deprived** Foolish; **guy eating popcorn in he back while egging everyone on**
Sam: “Phil, I can’t give you a canonical get out of jail free card! That’s plot armor :(“ Also Sam: *offers Ranboo a memory machine that will surely massively affect the plot more than Phil not in jail*
Phil: Centuries are mere childsplay for me. (says his character is extremely old, ranting in chat about how his life was like in centuries) The fandom: _sure grandpa go back to sleep_
"I'll kill you and not write it down before I steal from Phil" and "DON'T YOU DARE SAY THOSE THINGS ABOUT PHIL OR ELSE" Now that's just wholesome as hell. Standing up for his Dadza
the sleepy bois kids are just so overprotective of phil, yet slaughter eachother with no remorse. litterally the only thing that unites them is protecting phil & acknowledging the fact that tubbo is adorable and maybe violence
Me: remembers that one among us stream with the sidemen where wilbur, tubbo and tommy defend phil against the sidemen and get #teamphil trending. What was it wilbur said? Paraphrasing here: Make fun (swear at?) of Tommy? XD Make fun (swear at?) of Tubbo? Steady on mate that might be a bit far there. Make fun (swear at?) of Phil who isn't even there? Alright bois, time to launch some nukes at the sidemen.
He was on Tubbo's stream during this time for the second half of the argument. This was only a few days ago so you can still catch it. It was on Wednesday I believe
Phillza Minecraft created a world where tales of adventure and betrayal would be numerous and heart wrenching. So beautiful was the world, he dubbed it by his own surname, “Minecraft”. At first he would only watch from afar, enjoying the banter of common life, becoming mesmerized by those who follow their ambitions, relishing in the excitements of war. Later he would grow bold with what he’s made, descending from the heavens, learning what it meant to laugh with friends of his own, to adventure and explore. Eventually, he even learned the pain from losing those he loved to the sands of time. Such memories made him strong and wise, forever revered as one of the greats in the world Minecraft.
"But not as painful as what I inflicted on their enemies" hits really hard when you realize: 1.) He killed Wilbur, his own son, the most painful thing of all. 2.) He turned L'manburg into past-tense after the fact. L'manburg was Will's greatest enemy in the end, and Phil inflicted much more pain to it than he did Will.
The fact that Phil, as an ancient being, is just harassing a man for no reason besides thinking its funny, and having his enderman hybrid child follow his lead in causing chaos for no reason except personal entertainment has me cackling. This had me on the floor when he said "yeah my character is canonically really old, and I only have one life because he's only had one, thats why he's lived for so long." (Bruh i love that Philza's lore is really just a reference to him being a hardcore streamer who lived in the same world for 5 irl years, which is a hella long time in minecraft time, so he's an ancient being with only one life because people who stream hardcore often live in those worlds for a long time, and the base of hardcore is that you only have one life, or else you're done. They're so good at storytelling I'm done.)
I am wise beyond my years. Mere centuries are childplay. I have seen many of you fall, and you will *not be the last.* -PhilzaMinecraft, the creator of Minecraft This is poetry right here.
Can we thank Kristin for zooming in onto the in-game chat whenever Phil wasn’t vocally reading it? Because not having to pause in order to see what was being written in chat allowed me to have a smoother viewing experience of this video- which allowed me to appreciate the comedy provided by Phil and Ranboo so much more. :) Also I am totally down with taking the extra information we got about Philza’s character to headcanon that dsmp!Philza is that type of Immortal being that CAN die, but stopped physically aging at a certain point in his life and therefore can’t die from old age. And the reason he only has 1 canon life is because that was the consequence of living this type of life.
technoblade has a golden crown i am massive i am massive wilbur soot is a musician he sings about women which i find cool technoblade wears a gown in the gown he doesn't own knives
So Tommy’s thing is “**insert an adjective like funny or smth here** Minecraft (mod, video, challenge, etc) ever” and now Phil’s thing is gonna be “**insert whatever the main title is gonna be here** makes Minecraft 1000% funnier”
Well, it’s easier to edit one stream than 10 to 5 streams. But Kristin is learning really fast and so maybe more non-hardcore video will be coming out soon.
"Dream isnt going to get out because of a pp" "YOU NEVER KNOW MAN" "HES DONE SOME CRAZY STUFF" "even he cant do that" "idk man" Best. Conversation. Ever.
lol and then there's him yelling that a creeper blew up his chest full of items... edit: huh apparently it was 8 double chests full of items. His own kind must really hate him lol
Alternative title: A Creeper wants iron but an Old man tries to scam whilst an enderman shows off how much iron he he’s and then the go out to an all out brawl
realized that Techno going into the prison is absolutely why Sam didn't give Phil anything to do with the prison, turns out it was for the lore the entire time XD
The fact my sister ran into my bedroom and shouted at me "PHIL'S POSTED ANOTHER VID!" Then she left. I got on my phone SO fast on my goodness😂 Pog video😁
OH NO TUBBO TOMMY WILBUR AND PHILZA ARE ALL MAKING THE FUNNIEST MINECRAFT VIDEOS edit: it’s actually only Tubbo Philza and Tommy who make *minecraft* funny videos- uhh Wilbur did Rust and Surgeon Simulator-
Your comment reminded me of when after Doomsday Phil went to get Ranboo from the Panic Room to the Arctic and the entire chat was filled with variations of "A D O P T T H E C H I L D"
Ranboo: “I’ll kill you!” Sam: “You can’t kill me.” Phil: “I would have died if he said ‘I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!’ “ Me: *Gets flashbacks of when he reacted to Tommy getting killed* 😟😭
@Kawaii Gacha can i just say that it’s was a mixture of his own and sams fault that he died? He egg on dream, killed his cat, and actively insulted him constantly. And Sam should have know that putting a child in a room with their abuser for an extended period of time wouldn’t end well!
Another edit comin in from the WIFE (Kristin!) :D
Ayyyyyy
POG!
Mumza and dadza
:D Pog
Wife Edit pog
"sure grandpa go back to sleep"
And that ladies and gentlemen is how i lost it.
Wait timestamp please-
@@Mythochist 15:35
@@hypnos4332 thank you ^-^
Lmao that donation is just the best
lmfaooo same
“PHIL I CANNOT CANONICALLY GIVE YOU A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD” DJSJSWJSB
but he can lmaooo
i mean what ranboo said
**proceeds to offer to make a memory machine for Ranboo which would mess with the canon even more than a get out jail card ever could**
@@Sophieinfinity4ever 🤣😳
@@Sophieinfinity4ever TRUEE
Well yes, but no.
"I'll kill you and not write it down before i steal from Phil" has to be the most badass threat I've heard
Master techno is in peace now
New favorite quote from Ranboo!
Edit: Wait, no, it's tied with "is Michael dead? Because I will legitimately start an entire war"
*wipes tear* techno-sensei taught his student well
@@emijunkai Part of me would've loved to see Ranboo call Techno and/or Phil during that interaction and the Sam panic that likely would've ensued when Ranboo calls in the cavalry to rain hell. Had Sam actually done it and not just joked...
The prison won't be broken into to save Dream. It'll be annihilated with Dream inside in the biggest act of destructive revenge on the server. You thought L'manburg is a crater? That was the two of them destroying a country. This will be them destroying a person and everything they love in the name of the enderboi's dead child.
@@grey8288
YESSSS! With the amount of anger in Ranboo's voice, I was hoping it would happen.
Luckily it was a prank. And Michael isn't dead.
If he was.....they might end up destroying -- and crashing -- the server with this war.
"I don't need a get-out-of-jail card, *I will merely just break out* "
thats our phil
The card wasnt for him. Its for his friends :D
of course, because philza minecraft, creator of minecraft, knows everything about minecraft
the “ill build you a memory machine” “i don’t wanna remember this” WAS SO FUNNY
THE SHADE BEING THROWN IS JUST AMAZING
11:05 I FOUND IT
Agreed, AGREED
Ranboo literally having a meltdown at Philza offering all of his blocks is the funniest thing xD
@@nicoislazy bonk
I also like how he's contemplating his life choices outside while holding two of them
Ranboo is paying reverse child support
@@diobrando8117 chat can relate
twin?
when sam said "you cant kill me"
ranboo should have said "i know, but he can"
technoblade joined the game
I was totally expecting techno to join. People would've lost it.
I would have absolutely lost it with laughter at that point
Man, this comment is underrrated
It would have been "I have one thing you'll never have... I've got the Blade" all over again" xdxd
YES
Sam; **being sassy as he can**
Ranboo; **full Gen Z mode while defending Phil's honour**
Phil; **wise old dad that's sleep deprived**
Foolish; **guy eating popcorn in he back while egging everyone on**
Lmfao XD
YES
OMG, I'm dying of laughter. 🤣🤣🤣
7:01
also Ranboo: **duel wielding stacks of iron blocks**
Wilbur; **Guy with the true plan.**
Sam: “Phil, I can’t give you a canonical get out of jail free card! That’s plot armor :(“
Also Sam: *offers Ranboo a memory machine that will surely massively affect the plot more than Phil not in jail*
Willbur : and what if it was the entire script
A memory machine ? '
When did he offer that to Ranboo?
@@alexdelira2664 it's in the video
@@glombard8583 Lol, thanks. I hadn't finished the video
Alternativ Title: Dad teaches his Children how to bully a stranger.
Honestly, I think Ranboo is schooling the old man more
Ranboo popped off lol
children you meant
Exactly
childs
Alternative title:
Immortal winged war vet teaching his sons on how to scam a stranger with blocks of iron.
thas is gold XD
@@zayaweight9579 no it's iron
@@juniperberry9210 pffft-
"Ranboo is going full gen Z" I mean, they weren't wrong
I love that Gen Z is now just a mode lmao
He is the embodiment of Gen Z of course he did
@@cloudoloud1285 nah hes not he tries to hid his crippling depression rather than making self depricating jokes about i
Hey it’s my birthday too. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Ranboo going full gen Z and then Phil is just "Centuries are mear childsplay for me" xD
AwesamDude: "I built the most secure prison in all of minecraft"
Also AwesamDude: "what are iron blocks"
*Awesamdude
I knew the reply would be a frickin SPELL CHECK
the blocks he made the piston door to the main cell block lmao.
Spell check is my enemy and my friend
Lol
Phil: Centuries are mere childsplay for me. (says his character is extremely old, ranting in chat about how his life was like in centuries)
The fandom: _sure grandpa go back to sleep_
Also the fandom: Philza is now immortal
Alt title: ancient being harasses local prison warden
Edit: ah fuck y’all liked this one didncha
New video’s title after one year:local prison warden put in the same maximum prison cell as the power hungry green blob.
While adopted son cheers from the sidelines
Local Anarchist sasses an officer
LOL
@Alex
What is even going on-?
“Centuries are mere child’s play for me, I’ve seen many like you fall and you will not be the last”
“Sure Grandpa go back to sleep”
that moment killed me lol
i just realised there is another comment really similar to this one and i only realised now please dont kill me
@@cosmiccookie7715 nah, people with brains will not kill u
@@cosmiccookie7715 great minds think alike :)
Holy shit JAJDJAJA
"I'll kill you and not write it down before I steal from Phil" and "DON'T YOU DARE SAY THOSE THINGS ABOUT PHIL OR ELSE"
Now that's just wholesome as hell. Standing up for his Dadza
Love how an entire new piece of canonical angsty lore started as “Phil do you have any iron?”
to be fair, the whole of the wars on the smp started with 2 music disks
and drugs-
@@iggyfan11 ... And a hotdog van
@@offspringfan100 yes
@@offspringfan100 Its was the mighty "Hto Dog Van"
i wonder how many things will make minecraft “1000% funnier”
Oh hey i know you :D edit: only from the Minecraft tho lol
Ikr, how many, the world many never know.
@@millyhearts I also know them
Hi verified person
Literally everytthing in the world.
Philza DOES get to decide what minecraft funnies are.
After all, he DID invent minecraft.
LMAO
Lol true dat
the sleepy bois kids are just so overprotective of phil, yet slaughter eachother with no remorse.
litterally the only thing that unites them is protecting phil & acknowledging the fact that tubbo is adorable
and maybe violence
OofChamp. Shit's too real.
Not wrong tho
Me: remembers that one among us stream with the sidemen where wilbur, tubbo and tommy defend phil against the sidemen and get #teamphil trending. What was it wilbur said? Paraphrasing here: Make fun (swear at?) of Tommy? XD Make fun (swear at?) of Tubbo? Steady on mate that might be a bit far there. Make fun (swear at?) of Phil who isn't even there? Alright bois, time to launch some nukes at the sidemen.
The SBI is powered by violence, insanity, Tubbo being cute, Must.Protecc.Dadza, and politics
Has Ranboo also been inducted into the SBI like Tubbo has been xD
Sam: "Dream can't escape because of a pp"
Ranboo: "YOU NEVER KNOW MAN!"
Best conversation ever
Sandstone pp of Trojan
And the whole thing started cause Sam needed Iron, which legend says he still never managed to get
What's pp? (Sorry, I'm not a native speaker)
@@zaira1748 icl I don’t remember sorry
@@zaira1748ik im VERY late and you probably already know but it's penis
It's a damn shame we don't have Ranboo's perspective on this. Just imagine the levels of pure, concentrated SASS.
AND A FACE CAM I CANT THAT WOULD BE GODLY
He was on Tubbo's stream during this time for the second half of the argument. This was only a few days ago so you can still catch it. It was on Wednesday I believe
yesssssssssss lmao
Phil’s dsmp character be like: and in the beginning, there was only Phil
In the Beginning there was Only Phillza Minecraft. (And Queeen Elizabeth)
Phillza Minecraft created a world where tales of adventure and betrayal would be numerous and heart wrenching. So beautiful was the world, he dubbed it by his own surname, “Minecraft”. At first he would only watch from afar, enjoying the banter of common life, becoming mesmerized by those who follow their ambitions, relishing in the excitements of war. Later he would grow bold with what he’s made, descending from the heavens, learning what it meant to laugh with friends of his own, to adventure and explore. Eventually, he even learned the pain from losing those he loved to the sands of time. Such memories made him strong and wise, forever revered as one of the greats in the world Minecraft.
@@boredreaper7482 holy fuck how much free time you got
i mean.... yeah he's canonically super duper old
im pretty sure in canon he created the universe so he's THE oldest being ever
Alternate title:
A internet dad and a 16 year old oreo bully a green mosster.
16 year old OREO LMAOOOOO
Omg I'm eating ranboo right now
@@Itzmia_duh wtf no
@@WeeTheDuck ?
@@Itzmia_duh that sounds wrong on so many levels
"But not as painful as what I inflicted on their enemies" hits really hard when you realize:
1.) He killed Wilbur, his own son, the most painful thing of all.
2.) He turned L'manburg into past-tense after the fact.
L'manburg was Will's greatest enemy in the end, and Phil inflicted much more pain to it than he did Will.
Ouch
I have never heard about the doomsday war better than: ‘he turned L’manberg into past tense’
@@sampledex6440 lmao
@@sampledex6440 We conjugating more nouns? "I L'manburged the other day- Yeah, no just died laughing at my friend-"
L’manwereg
Ph1LzA: **Bully’s Sam**
Sam: _Im seconds away from a creeper explosion_
What is hilarious is that Sam didnt even question how Phil went from 32 ingots to 5 stacks🤣
Immortal angel attempts to bargain with sentient creeper while sassy teenage enderman acts as his hypeman
I like this comment
So true
Ok
This is like the 2 mrn that fall in love in lego city meme
Reading this I couldn't stop laughing I like it
The fact that Phil, as an ancient being, is just harassing a man for no reason besides thinking its funny, and having his enderman hybrid child follow his lead in causing chaos for no reason except personal entertainment has me cackling. This had me on the floor when he said "yeah my character is canonically really old, and I only have one life because he's only had one, thats why he's lived for so long."
(Bruh i love that Philza's lore is really just a reference to him being a hardcore streamer who lived in the same world for 5 irl years, which is a hella long time in minecraft time, so he's an ancient being with only one life because people who stream hardcore often live in those worlds for a long time, and the base of hardcore is that you only have one life, or else you're done.
They're so good at storytelling I'm done.)
The only thing wrong with this is that Ranboo doesn't know who his parents are... "or if I do, I don't remember!"
Otherwise, yes
@@ksdragona_5583 "oh god hes the main character!"
This went from "I'll give you iron" to "I'll give you angst"
Everyone: TOMMY HEY BUDDY HOW YA DOING THOSE ARE SOME NICE UH NICE TITLES YOU GOT THERE! IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO THEM
Tommy helps philza make his titles and thumbnails. He said it when he was streaming making a birdhouse on origins smp.
@@tracethew8336 yep
FR THO LMAO THEY NEED TO GET ORIGINAL
@@quackkee8878 well they are original they are just passed through creators
everyone’s titles are becoming like Tommy’s now-
edit: ah the algorithm helps when the word “funny” appears
Noooo
He's too powerful-
They are trying to get the clout
Could be wrong but Tommy helps him with titles, anything that isn't hardcore it's Tommy.
Indeed
the fact that they're exchanging angst like this from an IRON TRADE is flooring
I am wise beyond my years.
Mere centuries are childplay.
I have seen many of you fall,
and you will *not be the last.*
-PhilzaMinecraft, the creator of Minecraft
This is poetry right here.
*mear centuries
@@judemartin6329 ...
You are wrong, mere is the right spelling XD
@@judemartin6329 What tf is mear?
@@kohyosings7142 the joke is that ph1lza misspelled it as mear
@@theladoflads7884 Ah I see
phil only has 1 life because he's canonically the only character playing in hardcore
HAHAGWJDIDV
@@Tonmarutchi its true tho
@@thorismyname5967 yeah
TRUE THOUGH
It's his season 1 hardcore character who kept going.
Losing access to to a harddrive failure doesn't mean he died.
"access to the prison ?"
"LOL"
"No"
Phil : **and I took that personally**
Can we thank Kristin for zooming in onto the in-game chat whenever Phil wasn’t vocally reading it? Because not having to pause in order to see what was being written in chat allowed me to have a smoother viewing experience of this video- which allowed me to appreciate the comedy provided by Phil and Ranboo so much more. :)
Also I am totally down with taking the extra information we got about Philza’s character to headcanon that dsmp!Philza is that type of Immortal being that CAN die, but stopped physically aging at a certain point in his life and therefore can’t die from old age. And the reason he only has 1 canon life is because that was the consequence of living this type of life.
Ok
If Ranboo says he doesn’t want to remember something you did, you know you messed up.
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
The shift from comedy to angst and then back is f a n t a s t I c
His name is Ph1LzA Minecraft and he is quite old. He is married to a woman, and that is interesting
technoblade has a golden crown i am massive i am massive wilbur soot is a musician he sings about women which i find cool technoblade wears a gown in the gown he doesn't own knives
OoOoOoO
OOOOOOHHH
@@angelricardo2567 OHHHHHHH
Wow 500 likes
Holy shit when Phil looked at his 8 blocks of diamonds and said “I dont need diamonds” I remembered that Techno had like 24 blocks
And Ranboo has 3 stacks
@@revolutionary-pirate he has 5
@@MiloThatsTheName of iron?
@@adlaiselorio5796 yep 5 stacks
@@MiloThatsTheName we were talking about diamonds. Ranboo has 3 stacks of diamond blocks
Phil - trying to get lore favors
Sam - not letting it happen
Ranboo - giving Sam the sas with gen z energy
“I don’t need the get out of jail free card...”
“I will merely just break out! 😌💅”
He'll "merely" break out
I'm pretty sure that's the farthest anyone has ever gotten through a negotiation deal without a murder happening on the server
"i don't want to remember this" IM FLYING SLAMAOSOS
So Tommy’s thing is “**insert an adjective like funny or smth here** Minecraft (mod, video, challenge, etc) ever” and now Phil’s thing is gonna be “**insert whatever the main title is gonna be here** makes Minecraft 1000% funnier”
From what I've seen in other comments it's really good for the algorithm to use that sort of title, but they could be wrong.
Funfact: Philza revealed recently that Tommy has made the last few titles for him so most of the 1000% funnier are actually titles made by Tommy
@@SapphireKatie that isn't the hardcore ones
@@b2superbattledroid977 right! Sorry forgot to add that
@@Tadhgh_ It’s like using 1000 IQ, it fits wel into peoples feeds, just better with the “entertainment” category
Finally an actually fast editior
And there she was right under his nose all along
Well, it’s easier to edit one stream than 10 to 5 streams. But Kristin is learning really fast and so maybe more non-hardcore video will be coming out soon.
i swear ranboo has the most concentrated sass in the igc- sometimes on stream he just kinda y e l l s in chat
Sam: i will build you a memory machine
Ranboo: i dont want to remember this.
The perfection in that😂
new title: Embodiment of Gen Z defends his fathers honour and learns to steal
Ok
O
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⠀
lol
It would of been funny if Philza said that one Urahara quote during the deal talk:
“Oh stop! I'm just a lowly-but-handsome merchant.”
"Dream isnt going to get out because of a pp"
"YOU NEVER KNOW MAN"
"HES DONE SOME CRAZY STUFF"
"even he cant do that"
"idk man"
Best.
Conversation.
Ever.
⠀
@@avnishshrivastava2272 agreed
@@claudiasabino same
Is everyone gonna ignore the fact that, Sam creating a creeper farm, is effectively him mass murdering his kind for resources.... Right?
I KNOW RIGHT??
Shhhhhhh
Sam needs gunpowder
@@leopizzza2956 I see the Techno's skyblock reference there
lol and then there's him yelling that a creeper blew up his chest full of items...
edit: huh apparently it was 8 double chests full of items. His own kind must really hate him lol
Xenocide to selficide....? Wait-
Sam: Is there a redstone creation you lot want?
Phil: Machine who can tear down a prison in 10 minutes
Alternative Title: Scam The Sam.
So many people would watch it if was named that
Yaaaaa
Philza: *has sassed the Redstone massta for a while now*
Ranboo: don’t worry dad! I got your back! I shall sass him the duck out!!!
⠀0
That get out of jail free card from the regular cells could’ve come in handy. Too bad Sam’s so... harsh.
Everyone is memeing about the title but I am just happy Phil put the immortal Phil canon on youtube
@William Johnson his dying will probably be the sensei-death boost to techno and ranboo rather than techno dying
I love how all of Phil's kids just wanna defend his honor from bad men
*Tubbo and Ranboo spamming L's*
Me: *trying not to die of choking on cake*
BREAKING NEWS: Friendly neighborhood lemon chokes to death on cakes. More at 9
@@WeeTheDuck wtf lol
@@-memoryboyoak-8452 you said you were trying not to choke on cake... Im just tryna do my job here lemon
@@-memoryboyoak-8452 you have cake lucky also what kind of cake was it?
Phils canon age be like: "Centuriess aand centuries i am old, like the stories i have told."
(Cusino cups fans will get this)
I can't remember his name but I feel like it's the pond guy
@@torpetavantas yup
Alternative title: A Creeper wants iron but an Old man tries to scam whilst an enderman shows off how much iron he he’s and then the go out to an all out brawl
Sam's "steal from him and don't write it down" killed me
i see Phil has found the best title "Bullying Sam makes minecraft 1000% funnier" truly incredible
As someone named sam i was slightly concerned at first before I remembered sam existed
@@saym0.0 I am also a girl named Sam and my life flashed before my eyes when I saw the notification
@@millyhearts hey we’ve got a sam of each more common gender! (Im enby)
“Why don’t we just hand him a pick axe and some land for it if we are getting down the the basics”
pfffttt
⠀
realized that Techno going into the prison is absolutely why Sam didn't give Phil anything to do with the prison, turns out it was for the lore the entire time XD
"you're normally the good guy. you're normally the nice one"
-wilbur soot
"Ranboo why are you even here, I was talking to phil"
*you hear ranboo holding back from flexing that the blocks phil is trading are his*
The fact my sister ran into my bedroom and shouted at me "PHIL'S POSTED ANOTHER VID!" Then she left. I got on my phone SO fast on my goodness😂 Pog video😁
i wish i had a sister like that, that's awesome
I'm like that to my sister
Awww that’s so sweet, tell your sister she’s cool af
your sister AND you are BOTH cool, what?
PHIL I CANNOT CANONICALLY GIVE YOU A GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD-
Dude I screenshoted that it, made me wheeze when this video came out-
Nobody:
Foolish Gamer: SOH CAH TOA
He’s a trigonometry boy
i just learned that shit in geometry
I have that thing printed on a small piece of paper, plastered on my wall.
Is it not soscastoa?
sin cos tan cosec sec cot
MAN
Actual thing in my math textbook.
Phil: **makes vid with funny in the title**
*“This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!”*
Tubbo had one too. It's a virus worse than death.
And Wilbur... nurse we’re losing them
I thought four of em. our only hope is techno-
@@kiyuu1638 Techno is our last hope of survival-
OH NO TUBBO TOMMY WILBUR AND PHILZA ARE ALL MAKING THE FUNNIEST MINECRAFT VIDEOS
edit: it’s actually only Tubbo Philza and Tommy who make *minecraft* funny videos- uhh Wilbur did Rust and Surgeon Simulator-
The title should be "creeper don't know what iron blocks are"
Technoblade: He’s playing checkers but I’m playing chess
Ph1lza: Well fuck that cos I’m playing monopoly
underrated comment
UNDERRATED
Awesamdude: do u have some iron?
Phil: and i took that personally
Pff yep
And this, dear people, is why Sam took Ranboo’s last life 😌
Alternative title: Ranboo becomes Phil’s favorite child, despite not being his child...
YET!
Your comment reminded me of when after Doomsday Phil went to get Ranboo from the Panic Room to the Arctic and the entire chat was filled with variations of
"A D O P T T H E C H I L D"
Phil: Puts "bullying sam" in the title
UA-cam Algorithm: We protec we attac but most importantly we recommend dat
7:59
Ranboo: I INVOLVE MYSELF FOR COMEDY!
Ranboo standing there with iron blocks in each hand made me laugh so hard for some reason.
Ranboos best quote “ I don’t want to remember this”
Ranboo: “I’ll kill you!”
Sam: “You can’t kill me.”
Phil: “I would have died if he said ‘I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!’ “
Me: *Gets flashbacks of when he reacted to Tommy getting killed* 😟😭
I feel like most people underestimate how incredibly wealthy ranboo is
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Alternative title: Tommy's original father bullies his adoptive father
He isn't Tommy father, the only child that he had was Wilbur.
@@carlosrabock i know, but there's a meme abt it and i thought it was funny :]
@@ZeroEpoch_0 oh sorry, I have a hard time knowing what is and isn't a joke
English is not my first language so it's difficult for me
@@carlosrabock its okay, dude! No worries! :D
*That get out of jail free card would have been mighty useful right about now*
Imagine when Dream get out of prison, he tell Awesamdude that "It's all thanks to the sandstone pp."
i cant
honestly, now that I think about it, its possible
Everyone looking at how they were arguing
Phil:puts a picture of his sons in his home
6:30 that one person- “Get his ass dad”
ONLY THE KIDS GETTING TORTURED IN GEOMETRY UNDERSTOOD WHEN FOOLISH TYPED SOH CAH TOA
I LEGIT THOUGHT THAT SOUNDED FAMILIAR IT WAS GEOMETRY OMG
SINE COSINE AND TAN LETS GOOOOO GOTTA HATE TRIANGLES
ranboos commentary during the whole thing was hilarious
Ranboo whispering to philza saying
GO PHIL
GO PHIL
GO PHIL
had me gone because I can hear ranboos voice in my head just screaming that
Impressed how you implemented lore into playing Deal or no Deal with Sam
I’m surprised a war wasn’t started over this based on the argument-turned-war ratio for this server
"I have ten days to bully you"
- Philza Minecraft
Mr. Boo is just spittin facts
Ran is also embracing the Generation Z power
When Tommy's orig dad is bullying Tommy's adopted dad: 👁👄👁
@Kawaii Gacha in RP he is his biological father, Sam is his adoptive father
@Kawaii Gacha can i just say that it’s was a mixture of his own and sams fault that he died?
He egg on dream, killed his cat, and actively insulted him constantly. And Sam should have know that putting a child in a room with their abuser for an extended period of time wouldn’t end well!
@Kawaii Gacha I know but I partly blame him. He should have k ow better then to egg dream on tbh
Phil: tired dad
Ranboo: sassboo activated
Sam: trying to be as sassy as possible
Foolish: watching while eating popcorn
alterative title: 2 dads talk bussiness for 16 minutes and neither of them like each other