My favorite part of these videos is watching Tom's face just react to bert, and the bursts of laughter from behind the wall. My weekly therapy I swear. So beautiful to watch someone just accept their best friend for exactly who they are and entertain their insanity .
That’s what Bert is telling us his doctors say… in other words that’s what Bert is hearing his doctors tell him, do not trust that is what they’re saying.
Drew is his friend other doctors want his money my stepdad did the same thing switched doctors until he died in his sleep sitting up in a chair his oxygen cut off from the neck same chest neck Bert has I've def been worried big Mike died at 53.
Bert is 50 years old and drinks probably a minimum of 750ml (A whole bottle of alcohol) a day. He's on TRT now, so I'm sure that helps, but with that much drinking / age and how Bert works out. I know for a fact Bert is not working out till failure / progressively overloading / on a strict weight training regime. He drinks wine on the treadmill everyday, and plays with some kettlebells. Mass moves mass, thats why Bert is stronger. Bert has only put on fat. He cant develop muscle with that much alcohol processing throughout his system. He said he's 257 and he's been bigger before. No he hasn't. I've been watching this podcast for YEARS. Bert is 270 right now on a GOOD DAY. I'm writing all this to say, Fuck. I'm so worried about Bert. I'm not exaggerating, if Bert doesn't change his lifestyle he will be dead within 5 years max. His addiction is out of control and on full display nowadays. This is coming from someone who went to rehab and is now 2.5 years sober. I was an alcoholic. So I know EXACTLY what I see, because that was me.
That's why I've said for years he's never been sober for any of those October challenges. He hasn't been sober for a complete month in at least a decade, I'd put my fucking life on it. It's just not possible to drink to the level he does and then quit cold turkey, you'd die. That's not an exaggeration, you can't be an alcoholic to the point he is and then just stop cold turkey, you will absolutely go into intense withdrawals and die without medical assistance. He literally drinks from the time he wakes up to the time he goes to sleep; he even hides bottles around the house from his family. And then hearing him try to rationalize "not drinking", while Tom points out how delusional that is, is just further proof. "Not drinking" to Bert just means not chugging a gallon of wine on top of all the other shit he drinks.
@@sydurgraham7760eah as an alcoholic myself going on almost a year sober; I have sat here calling bullshit for years as I drank about what he did on he same schedule and I was physically addicted and had been for years and still hid it. Exactly like Bert, I just didn’t have a team of docs and millions to pump myself full of vitamins and liver supplements so I ended up in the ER detoxing and was told if I waited a few more days I would have had kidney failure. I was vomiting so much I couldn’t keep Liqour down anymore so the withdrawal just spiraled until I got to the point I felt that seizure threshold cross and finally went in. Long ramble over, my point is he’s obviously always drinking. He probably hides a twisted tea or something like that and he drinks it while on his morning work outs or whatever
@@ethang04No, he is an alcoholic. That’s not how alcoholism works, that’s like saying someone has to have a cigarette all day long in order to classify as someone with a smoking addiction. There’s a huge scale but it’s still an addiction
I hope Bert realizes that his entire fanbase wouldn't turn on him if he took a month off to work on his health and sobriety. Honestly, almost all of his fans would support him. (I mean, who the hell is gonna condemn a guy for finally realizing he's spiraling into severe alcoholism?)
Love this comment! I’ve absolutely shitted on Bert in the comment section of previous episodes, but fans that actually like him want him to be healthier and less dependent on substances
Best way to start off my birthday! The machine movie with breakfast, followed by 2 bears one cave during morning workout! Cheers to the entire ymh bert bert bert team! Love you all!
You can tell their friendship is real! Bert reminds me of the kid who's like "I'm going to light this firework while holding it!" While Tom's the guy going "You should ABSOLUTELY do that" 😂😂
He is adamant he doesn't have a drinking problem, but as soon as i heard "I sneak double jacks on the rocks on days that I say I don't drink" I facepalmed so hard my hand went through my head.
Of the many things he lies about, I bet he’s on a CGM (continuous glucose monitor) at this point. He sure has the beetus. Can’t imagine how bad his eye pressure is with all that swelling. If he loses a foot tho he’ll just find a way to romanticize it like he does hiding shooters from his family around his own home as if they aren’t fully aware of it.
Tom I’m also from Cincinnati. My family has followed you since your club days. I can tell that injury changes your life. You seem so much happier and comfortable. Your an inspiration dawg.
In complete honesty, I hope Bert gets help. Just going to a couple of AA meetings would probably give him the nudge to cut back some, or completely. Just sit there and listen to some stories. I hope he finds peace. His eyes are telling.
Bert doesn't need AA. He just loves drinking. He has breaks from it when he feels he really needs to but he just loves drinking. He's just got to get into fitness a bit more. When he does that he doesn't want to drink so much. Like most people.
Bert: "I've had my beard tightened/trimmed once (making it sound like it's only been one time ever)." Then proceeds to, 1 minute later provide more examples of having his beard tightened/trimmed lol
I’m an alcoholic too. What people without the problem don’t realize about it is you can wake up determined to quit and then all of a sudden at 4:30 pm your brain just decides for you that you’re drinking again you will be halfway through your first beer and remember you were going to stop. It literally controls you and it’s not a fun life, unless you’re drinking at night. Quitting alcohol is the hardest challenge I’ve ever faced in this life. People need to give him a break because it’s a lot easier said than done
True, but I think the hard thing to watch with Bert, is, he's in extreme denial. He also ties alcohol in with his personality which isn't good. You've demonstrated more self awareness in this comment than Bert ever has, on video at least. Just ignoring it and letting him do his thing, definitely won't help. But alas, that's the thing with addiction, it really doesn't matter what people do, he's gotta wanna quit himself. I think it's good to remind him, but yeah, not push him, and also, don't expect the decision to quit to come easy. Saying this as someone who smoked meth for nearly all my twenties... You're right, it's not easy. Try being more conscious of when your cravings hit, and try to circumvent that 'autopilot' mode, when you do get the cravings. Sometimes biting the bullet and enduring the craving, that nasty feeling, doesn't last as long as it might seem in the moment. Give it half an hour next time and see if the craving gets lesser. I bet it does. Sounds simple, but its not, I know, but if you can start to 'catch' it when it starts creeping up, it helps with that 'autopilot' feeling. Good luck man. Oh and night or day, doesn't matter, night drinking can still fuck with one's life, and still has the health detriment. When you say youre gonna quit, but then fold immediately, you never really wanted to quit to begin with. One day, you'll say it, you'll mean it, and it will feel different.
I really don't think he's doing it for the views at all. If it's an addiction, which it is, it doesn't matter whether he uses it for views/'money', he's going to drink anyway. I think the fact he uses it for entertainment value is an incidental fact.
I love the fact that the back half is all Bert talking about food. Good to know that when he is managing 2Bears pit crew that the staff is gonna have great BBQ
Bart all swollen and slurring his words drooling on himself while talking about masauge p*rn is so nauseating. I don’t understand how Leanne can F that tub of lard 😂
I love every episode with you two together, but the chemistry on this one is off the chart, best in a minute. Love you mommy, and your fat friend is ok too. Seriously, great show. Makes me miss my buddies.
Every episode I ask myself, "how much longer are we going to willingly endure Bert's genuinely alarming physical decline?" I actually feel a real sense of pain for his family, because we all know the reality of his situation is that he is probably not going to have many more years with them if he doesn't actually seriously reconsider how detrimental his lifestyle is on his longevity. The chaos of touring is not conducive to a healthy life.
Tom should have his race car shipped to different tracks while on tour. You could shoot it via gopro and handheld. I hope there's a passenger seat, bc Nadav is sitting as navigator for some laps. Tom could enjoy that I think.
As an 11 month recovering alcoholic who lives with OCD I can tell you Bert’s situation (addiction) is getting to a point where there is bound to be an event (involved with alcohol) that will be so dire that he will have no choice but to change. Please take the step!
One of the saddest statements in the episode is " you know what id love? A bone broth cocktail. Like bone broth and vodka" Its not only Bert's physical appearance thats shocking these days. You can notice his brain starting to get really wet. He cant even speak without the sound of water slurping thru the words.
“I need to go to Hawaii today. I need to get out of this country.” Might be my fav Bart quote this year.
he was getting on a plane at the end of it
@@Kav3h ...and if he was going to Hawaii, would he be leaving the country...?
@@Beast-mf7br ....the ocean between California and Hawaii is international waters...so guess what, it is leaving the country.
@@Kav3hI'm pretty sure it's still considered a domestic flight
@@dustin1870 Wonder how you passed history class
My favorite part of these videos is watching Tom's face just react to bert, and the bursts of laughter from behind the wall. My weekly therapy I swear. So beautiful to watch someone just accept their best friend for exactly who they are and entertain their insanity .
The ironic part is that bert would fucking love AA. He'd be telling his story making people laugh he'd be working the room.
we need bart to hear this. i think this would convince him
Annoying drunks deserve each other.
He'd probably tell so many drinking stories he'd convert them back 😂
lol you don't want someone romantically reminiscing about the beauty of a cocktail at 2pm in an AA meeting :D
Spoken like someone who's never been to an AA meeting and have you not heard the way he talks down to people with addiction issues
Bert’s manic energy is honestly so soothing. Just knowing I don’t have that much going on in my head… is bliss lol
"Probably not more dangerous than what Bert already does to himself" Drew completely dismantled Bert with that one LOL
10 minutes later calls him fat 😂
I don’t think Dr drew respects Bert at all
Ooohhh doctor diss.
You can tell as soon as Tom says Let’s call Dr Drew. Bret was not happy lol.
Dr drew is trying to convince a man who thinks death is 🧢
I'm actually concerned with how much I relate to bert. It's actually made me rethink a lot about my life.
In all seriousness good for you man. It really should
2 Bears Racing is just Tom doing all the work while Bert socializes.
Same as this podcast. I really don’t understand why people think Bert is funny. Tom is hilarious…Bert is just a car crash that draws attention.
@@KillerBreesright, like tom we also laugh at morbid shit
@@KillerBreesdude comedy is subjective, you don’t have to understand why other people like him they just do
Hearing Bert say "massodge" 1000 times is killing me
Love how Dr. Drew gave Bert a reality check unlike his other doctors telling him hes healthy af.
That’s what Bert is telling us his doctors say… in other words that’s what Bert is hearing his doctors tell him, do not trust that is what they’re saying.
Drew is his friend other doctors want his money my stepdad did the same thing switched doctors until he died in his sleep sitting up in a chair his oxygen cut off from the neck same chest neck Bert has I've def been worried big Mike died at 53.
@@monkeywang9972 yeah he for sure misrepresents what his doctor says.
Bart*
huberman gave a reality check too, but bert probably never saw it
Bert's gotta have a legit health scare to save himself. No other way
Yep
Lol, Drew calling Bert fat is a hilarious moment.
Seeing Bert completely spiral after Dr. Drew said his weight gain was noticeable was a great way to start the day.
Bert is 50 years old and drinks probably a minimum of 750ml (A whole bottle of alcohol) a day. He's on TRT now, so I'm sure that helps, but with that much drinking / age and how Bert works out. I know for a fact Bert is not working out till failure / progressively overloading / on a strict weight training regime. He drinks wine on the treadmill everyday, and plays with some kettlebells. Mass moves mass, thats why Bert is stronger. Bert has only put on fat. He cant develop muscle with that much alcohol processing throughout his system. He said he's 257 and he's been bigger before. No he hasn't. I've been watching this podcast for YEARS. Bert is 270 right now on a GOOD DAY. I'm writing all this to say, Fuck. I'm so worried about Bert. I'm not exaggerating, if Bert doesn't change his lifestyle he will be dead within 5 years max. His addiction is out of control and on full display nowadays. This is coming from someone who went to rehab and is now 2.5 years sober. I was an alcoholic. So I know EXACTLY what I see, because that was me.
I think he’s just getting the TRT from Tom. He needs to see a doctor.
Bert explains his routine, not realizing he's defining alcoholism and food addiction. Classic.
Someone didn't pay attention. You missed the entire part where he said he is aware it is horrible.
@@ovechkin0831so just because you’re aware you’re addicted doesnt make you addicted? Right….
@@jackscott8381 Learn to read 📚 👌
The end where bert realized he has 15 minutes to catch a flight made me laugh the hardest
Did Bert really ramble himself into the thought that three double whiskeys counts as not drinking?
"If you don't feel it it doesn't count as drinking" Bart logic
That's why I've said for years he's never been sober for any of those October challenges. He hasn't been sober for a complete month in at least a decade, I'd put my fucking life on it. It's just not possible to drink to the level he does and then quit cold turkey, you'd die. That's not an exaggeration, you can't be an alcoholic to the point he is and then just stop cold turkey, you will absolutely go into intense withdrawals and die without medical assistance. He literally drinks from the time he wakes up to the time he goes to sleep; he even hides bottles around the house from his family. And then hearing him try to rationalize "not drinking", while Tom points out how delusional that is, is just further proof. "Not drinking" to Bert just means not chugging a gallon of wine on top of all the other shit he drinks.
@@sydurgraham7760we've seen he lies no prob if it means saving face
Joe Rogan needs to see this and lie detector this guy this October
@@sydurgraham7760eah as an alcoholic myself going on almost a year sober; I have sat here calling bullshit for years as I drank about what he did on he same schedule and I was physically addicted and had been for years and still hid it. Exactly like Bert, I just didn’t have a team of docs and millions to pump myself full of vitamins and liver supplements so I ended up in the ER detoxing and was told if I waited a few more days I would have had kidney failure. I was vomiting so much I couldn’t keep Liqour down anymore so the withdrawal just spiraled until I got to the point I felt that seizure threshold cross and finally went in. Long ramble over, my point is he’s obviously always drinking. He probably hides a twisted tea or something like that and he drinks it while on his morning work outs or whatever
Those few seconds when Barf stopped talking and let Tom speak were glorious.
Here’s a fun game. Fast forward the video to any point, and TRY to get Tom talking. 9 times outta 10 you’ll get Bert. If you get Tom..you’ve won!
20:25 Tom
29:40 Bert
41:13 Bert
44:02 Bert
48:50 Tom
Drew is always so mean to Bert. I love it 😂
Honestly 😂
I don't think that there ever was or ever will be, another human that loves the sound of his own voice more than Burnt Chrysler.
I hope it’s on camera when Bart finally admits he’s been an alcoholic for 30 years. 😂
Definitely has an alcohol problem but if he was an alcoholic he would be drunk all hours he’s awake
@@ethang04No, he is an alcoholic. That’s not how alcoholism works, that’s like saying someone has to have a cigarette all day long in order to classify as someone with a smoking addiction. There’s a huge scale but it’s still an addiction
I hope Bert realizes that his entire fanbase wouldn't turn on him if he took a month off to work on his health and sobriety.
Honestly, almost all of his fans would support him. (I mean, who the hell is gonna condemn a guy for finally realizing he's spiraling into severe alcoholism?)
Not really
I'm pretty sure 90% of his fanbase (like me) ditched him because of all his bullshit and squealing. Feel bad for Leanne
@@jacobiwilson3887what was he squealing on ?
Love this comment! I’ve absolutely shitted on Bert in the comment section of previous episodes, but fans that actually like him want him to be healthier and less dependent on substances
@@Justin-oq3bk he squeals everytime he tries to say something he finds humorous
We need 2 bears 1 doctor for an episode 😂
I love that 😂
Bert is in a really bad place these days. When he admits to sneaking drinks it's so alarming.
His alcoholic denial, and how proud of it he seems, is so depressing. I hope he figures his shit out before it's too late.
hey but its only ONE whiskey (just because there's 6 std drinks in glass isn't his fault)
@@MrJarpo He won't, no way he'd give up his identity.
He’s fine. Sometimes u have to sneak in drinks cuz other people can’t handle knowing about it
THESE days? The last 35 Years?
Best way to start off my birthday! The machine movie with breakfast, followed by 2 bears one cave during morning workout! Cheers to the entire ymh bert bert bert team! Love you all!
Bert - " I need to go to Hawaii today, I need to get out of this country"
...this man fucking votes...that's terrifying.
There might also be a chance he never votes
Bert is the average liberal voter…
give him a break, hes really stressed out. he needs a masadge
@@JosephWilligI highly doubt it
@@timothynelsonmusica very good chance
You can tell their friendship is real! Bert reminds me of the kid who's like "I'm going to light this firework while holding it!" While Tom's the guy going "You should ABSOLUTELY do that" 😂😂
That’s actually not a real friend 😂
@@squinies3628 depends who you hung around with 😂
@@Kaiser_Paradigm anyone willing to see you get hurt is not a friend lol.
I love Bert, but his addiction has never been laid more bare than today. Stay strong, Bert.
Makes these pods hard to watch/listen to honestly
He is adamant he doesn't have a drinking problem, but as soon as i heard "I sneak double jacks on the rocks on days that I say I don't drink" I facepalmed so hard my hand went through my head.
Of the many things he lies about, I bet he’s on a CGM (continuous glucose monitor) at this point. He sure has the beetus. Can’t imagine how bad his eye pressure is with all that swelling. If he loses a foot tho he’ll just find a way to romanticize it like he does hiding shooters from his family around his own home as if they aren’t fully aware of it.
@@mrs.h2725😂 relax Agoraphobia here…. It’s so funny how people brains just run on a tangent 🐎
Yes Bert, many people either have been or currently are right there with ya
Bert is so delusional he has convinced himself that a double Jack doesn't count as drinking.
Of course it isn't. Only if you get drunk is it REALLY drinking.
@@Revolution1117 but if you're ALWAYS drunk, it's not drinking
He's straight up pathetic lol
kinda true
if no more than two per week
they say up to five shots per seven days is normal drinking with no consequences
For him it isnt drinking its just enough to calm the shakes. Remember he drinks 5ths like its a gallon of kool aid!
Bert saying "I need to go to Hawaii, because I have to get out of this country." is the Bertist thing ever...
Two Bears Racing sounds a lot like a pitch for Prestige Worldwide.
😂😂
Boats and hoes!
Truly delusional
Tom I’m also from Cincinnati. My family has followed you since your club days. I can tell that injury changes your life. You seem so much happier and comfortable. Your an inspiration dawg.
In complete honesty, I hope Bert gets help. Just going to a couple of AA meetings would probably give him the nudge to cut back some, or completely. Just sit there and listen to some stories. I hope he finds peace. His eyes are telling.
Yep, but he has to admit he has a problem.
Bert doesn't need AA. He just loves drinking. He has breaks from it when he feels he really needs to but he just loves drinking.
He's just got to get into fitness a bit more. When he does that he doesn't want to drink so much. Like most people.
@@makeminealargecognac he definitely needs help lol
@@petehaglund8840 yuuuuuup!
He won’t ! He’s made it his personality
Love how UA-cam is free
I think Bart's killings brain cells faster than ever..Tim seems like he's doing community service by podcasting with a Special Olympics participant.
its tom rachel
@@roach1tv why are you calling T-buns all these false names?
@@roach1tv YMH fans call him "Tim"
@@rachelmolina986 I have seen so many episodes of YMH and I never knew people called him Tim??
@@roach1tv lots of people who send emails or v-mails call him Tim and Christina, Tina.
54:52 Burnt's face when Drew verbally slaps him out of his delusion...
CRAZY watching Tom get healthy in contrast to homeboy Bert
As a nascar engineer I would literally worry for my life having Brent as a team manager😂
Bert: "I've had my beard tightened/trimmed once (making it sound like it's only been one time ever)."
Then proceeds to, 1 minute later provide more examples of having his beard tightened/trimmed lol
Bert: I need to go to Hawaii today
Tim: Today??
Bert: yeah, I need to get out of this COUNTRY. 😂
“Did you noo nadov?”
“Huh?”
“Did noo do dadov?”
“Oh did I do nadov, no”
Bert is already drunk whos he playing?
I’m an alcoholic too. What people without the problem don’t realize about it is you can wake up determined to quit and then all of a sudden at 4:30 pm your brain just decides for you that you’re drinking again you will be halfway through your first beer and remember you were going to stop. It literally controls you and it’s not a fun life, unless you’re drinking at night. Quitting alcohol is the hardest challenge I’ve ever faced in this life. People need to give him a break because it’s a lot easier said than done
Good luck brother. You’re already better off than Bert, you’re willing and able to admit that you have a problem.
True, but I think the hard thing to watch with Bert, is, he's in extreme denial. He also ties alcohol in with his personality which isn't good. You've demonstrated more self awareness in this comment than Bert ever has, on video at least. Just ignoring it and letting him do his thing, definitely won't help. But alas, that's the thing with addiction, it really doesn't matter what people do, he's gotta wanna quit himself. I think it's good to remind him, but yeah, not push him, and also, don't expect the decision to quit to come easy. Saying this as someone who smoked meth for nearly all my twenties... You're right, it's not easy.
Try being more conscious of when your cravings hit, and try to circumvent that 'autopilot' mode, when you do get the cravings. Sometimes biting the bullet and enduring the craving, that nasty feeling, doesn't last as long as it might seem in the moment. Give it half an hour next time and see if the craving gets lesser. I bet it does.
Sounds simple, but its not, I know, but if you can start to 'catch' it when it starts creeping up, it helps with that 'autopilot' feeling. Good luck man. Oh and night or day, doesn't matter, night drinking can still fuck with one's life, and still has the health detriment.
When you say youre gonna quit, but then fold immediately, you never really wanted to quit to begin with. One day, you'll say it, you'll mean it, and it will feel different.
" I got the team put together..... We got a BBQ...."
Sounds like a winning setup.
Bert is a child driving an adult body. God love him!
We really are watching a man deal with addiction for money on a podcast. Love tha pod! Get well soon Bart!
It's not entertaining for me anymore. I really feel for him.
@@greenthumb8170 As someone who is 6 years sober... I agree with you. I no longer laugh at it.
I really don't think he's doing it for the views at all. If it's an addiction, which it is, it doesn't matter whether he uses it for views/'money', he's going to drink anyway. I think the fact he uses it for entertainment value is an incidental fact.
I love the fact that the back half is all Bert talking about food. Good to know that when he is managing 2Bears pit crew that the staff is gonna have great BBQ
Bert admitting that he hides Jack Daniels on days he says he doesn't drink is a big step.
Yeah, hope he gets to take a few more, and soon
He said that 9 years ago. Nothing changed.
But then he follows that with "it doesn't count as drinking if you don't feel anything"
2 bears racing is the new top gear and I’m here for it
Bert saying massage is driving me insane “misodged”
Rhymes with ski lodge.
Bart all swollen and slurring his words drooling on himself while talking about masauge p*rn is so nauseating. I don’t understand how Leanne can F that tub of lard 😂
It’s so infuriating
almost as bad as nightmere
Same dude lol like holy shit I hate how he thinks it’s cool to say words completely wrong. Like how he says tattoo as well 🤬
I would Totally watch 2 bears racing!!! Yall need to do it!
Bret: leave everything else to me
Bret’s first delegation as manager: someone set it up!
Loved watching Tom connect the dots on what a cool guy Bart is.
Bert “I need to go to Hawaii today”
Tom “today?!”
Bert “yeah I need to get the fuck out of this country”
Dr. Drew roasting Bert with truth. 😂
Bert is addicted to himself more than anything else
How many addictions can Bart take part in at one time. Eat, drink and gamble. Perfect day
I need Bert to weigh in on the Enny / Nadav marathon challenge.
this is probably evidence its already forgotten
With how they film these, it'll be Thanksgiving before it gets brought up...which is two weeks after the marathon. 😂
@@DarkDecimus no kidding😮💨
At the start Bert was talking about GOING to the fully loaded tour that just wrapped. It’ll be a month or two before we get Bert’s opinion on this.
I love every episode with you two together, but the chemistry on this one is off the chart, best in a minute. Love you mommy, and your fat friend is ok too. Seriously, great show. Makes me miss my buddies.
can't wait for all the 2lazy2try videos coming up this week 🤣
Tom with the glasses in the ad holy fuck lmfao
Bert says he never gets a beard trim and then explains 8 stories about beard trims
Bert not realizing that when your fatter you do end up having more strength but it doesn’t mean he has gained muscle 😂
well he works out in the gym almost every day. like actually. but he ALSO packs on weight
He has "leverage" (from being fat), not "strength"
@greetingsfromspaceTTV no...there is such a difference in strength and leverage...you can't leverage a bench press.
He might lift some weights and play around with the gym but he’s definitely not working til failure
Tom: "He's fine" Booth Boys: HAHAHAHAH
Nadav with "You'll make it" at the end had me crackin up hahaha
Another fantastic episode of "Why I'm not an alcoholic". 🎉
Can't even count how many times he's called himself am alcoholic. Pretty shit take.
Does Bert know Tom is getting pleasure from his inability to focus?
Dr Drew calling Bert fat to his face was Hilarious.
"Easilyer" my new favorite Bert word.
its ironic because he made the word harderlier than it really is.
Bert has taken the "say you're gay without saying you're gay" challenge and is crushing at it.
"I am right there with you, Bert." --me, every episode!
Bert has been lookin swollen in his Instagram posts for weeks now, just let him go out ina blaze of glory
I am right there with you, Bert
Dr.Drew flaming Bert yes, more, yes, please, yes, yes.
Bart lost a bet and had to say bone broth 69 times
“Powered by fat sticks “ makes me smile
Me too!😂
Dude Bert is really struggling with alcoholism. His urges seem to be constant.
heh, yeah and the sky is blue.
Blah blah blah
Hairless Bert looks like if Thanos was a cop from Indiana
1:16:19 Bert’s definitely missing that flight 😂
Every episode I ask myself, "how much longer are we going to willingly endure Bert's genuinely alarming physical decline?" I actually feel a real sense of pain for his family, because we all know the reality of his situation is that he is probably not going to have many more years with them if he doesn't actually seriously reconsider how detrimental his lifestyle is on his longevity. The chaos of touring is not conducive to a healthy life.
Will he even make it to Sober October this year?
His wife knows what she’s doing
Bart should do a movie where he plays himself and it’s all about him
I don’t think anyone would go see that.
@@BPH55 Bwahaha! 🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao gotta love that Bert goes "You and I can change endurance racing, you do all the racing and I'll do the catering"
Tom should have his race car shipped to different tracks while on tour. You could shoot it via gopro and handheld. I hope there's a passenger seat, bc Nadav is sitting as navigator for some laps. Tom could enjoy that I think.
Maybe that’s how he has a controlled crash and he finally gets his wish when Nadav becomes a quadriplegic.
Probably way to much work. Arrive and drive would suit best
Oh we see it Dr. Drew, we see it.
54:54 Bert’s reaction! It’s the hard truth pal.
46:08 Bert thinking Hawaii is getting out of this country, sums him up.
In Hawaii, can confirm his delusion is very common.
imagine if bert worked out every time he wanted to drink
I love when Bart remembers an Adam Sandler reference when he’s not talking to him. 😂
Mom Segura: I want to talk about Hawaii!
Bert: I want to talk about barbeque!
That Birddog Ad: those glasses look like the ones Bart Simpson was forced to wear with his orthopedic shoes 😂
Tom turned Bert into Fortune Feimster
This comment will hurt Fat Albert to his core.
@@tedium37 lol
Nah Fortune is funny. Bert is a wreck.
As an 11 month recovering alcoholic who lives with OCD I can tell you Bert’s situation (addiction) is getting to a point where there is bound to be an event (involved with alcohol) that will be so dire that he will have no choice but to change. Please take the step!
11:14 tom realizes, INSTANTLY , he shouldn’t have said that 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Bert is a true man of culture 🍷
"Fun with chloroform"
Ari Shaffir: well, let me introduce myself
Bert: 😭
One of the saddest statements in the episode is " you know what id love? A bone broth cocktail. Like bone broth and vodka"
Its not only Bert's physical appearance thats shocking these days. You can notice his brain starting to get really wet. He cant even speak without the sound of water slurping thru the words.
Can't wait for 2 Bears Racing to never happen.
I would watch EVERYTHING Two Bears Racing
Bert is definitely becoming that guy who is scary to be around because of his addiction issues. He is so unhinged
Except that almost everyone is actually around Bert a lot talks about how awesome it is.
You think that’s unhinged or scary? You never been around a real addict lol
I think that’s why Rogan has steered clear lately.
One of my favorite things about the ad reads are the implications of how much extra work Christina is doing on the side
Crazy how much bret looks like toy santa
the rosy cheeks not from cold of the North, but alcohol, even lines up perfect.