Fun With Chloroform | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 195

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  • @TheHomieFedSmoker
    @TheHomieFedSmoker Рік тому +544

    “I need to go to Hawaii today. I need to get out of this country.” Might be my fav Bart quote this year.

    • @Kav3h
      @Kav3h Рік тому +2

      he was getting on a plane at the end of it

    • @Beast-mf7br
      @Beast-mf7br Рік тому +9

      @@Kav3h ...and if he was going to Hawaii, would he be leaving the country...?

    • @Kav3h
      @Kav3h Рік тому +3

      @@Beast-mf7br ....the ocean between California and Hawaii is international waters...so guess what, it is leaving the country.

    • @dustin1870
      @dustin1870 Рік тому +10

      @@Kav3hI'm pretty sure it's still considered a domestic flight

    • @Kav3h
      @Kav3h Рік тому

      @@dustin1870 Wonder how you passed history class

  • @littlelisa9140
    @littlelisa9140 Рік тому +12

    My favorite part of these videos is watching Tom's face just react to bert, and the bursts of laughter from behind the wall. My weekly therapy I swear. So beautiful to watch someone just accept their best friend for exactly who they are and entertain their insanity .

  • @erikapistacchio8375
    @erikapistacchio8375 Рік тому +313

    The ironic part is that bert would fucking love AA. He'd be telling his story making people laugh he'd be working the room.

    • @theghilliegiraffe7595
      @theghilliegiraffe7595 Рік тому +14

      we need bart to hear this. i think this would convince him

    • @everybodyhigh
      @everybodyhigh Рік тому

      Annoying drunks deserve each other.

    • @uploader235
      @uploader235 Рік тому +11

      He'd probably tell so many drinking stories he'd convert them back 😂

    • @finq0997
      @finq0997 Рік тому +15

      lol you don't want someone romantically reminiscing about the beauty of a cocktail at 2pm in an AA meeting :D

    • @Studawg30
      @Studawg30 Рік тому +3

      Spoken like someone who's never been to an AA meeting and have you not heard the way he talks down to people with addiction issues

  • @levischultz3
    @levischultz3 Рік тому +7

    Bert’s manic energy is honestly so soothing. Just knowing I don’t have that much going on in my head… is bliss lol

  • @neighborbruce
    @neighborbruce Рік тому +358

    "Probably not more dangerous than what Bert already does to himself" Drew completely dismantled Bert with that one LOL

    • @jimmygibson7045
      @jimmygibson7045 Рік тому +9

      10 minutes later calls him fat 😂

    • @jarredfugleberg3994
      @jarredfugleberg3994 Рік тому +14

      I don’t think Dr drew respects Bert at all

    • @kyledock4470
      @kyledock4470 Рік тому +2

      Ooohhh doctor diss.

    • @Chaster0987
      @Chaster0987 Рік тому +5

      You can tell as soon as Tom says Let’s call Dr Drew. Bret was not happy lol.

    • @RaDicAL808
      @RaDicAL808 Рік тому +4

      Dr drew is trying to convince a man who thinks death is 🧢

  • @AJ-ut8cz
    @AJ-ut8cz Рік тому +41

    I'm actually concerned with how much I relate to bert. It's actually made me rethink a lot about my life.

  • @jeffgordon5663
    @jeffgordon5663 Рік тому +87

    2 Bears Racing is just Tom doing all the work while Bert socializes.

    • @KillerBrees
      @KillerBrees Рік тому +3

      Same as this podcast. I really don’t understand why people think Bert is funny. Tom is hilarious…Bert is just a car crash that draws attention.

    • @Tempust97
      @Tempust97 Рік тому

      ​@@KillerBreesright, like tom we also laugh at morbid shit

    • @ethang04
      @ethang04 Рік тому +3

      @@KillerBreesdude comedy is subjective, you don’t have to understand why other people like him they just do

  • @winstonsmith11
    @winstonsmith11 Рік тому +21

    Hearing Bert say "massodge" 1000 times is killing me

  • @DadsRUs
    @DadsRUs Рік тому +584

    Love how Dr. Drew gave Bert a reality check unlike his other doctors telling him hes healthy af.

    • @monkeywang9972
      @monkeywang9972 Рік тому +78

      That’s what Bert is telling us his doctors say… in other words that’s what Bert is hearing his doctors tell him, do not trust that is what they’re saying.

    • @dustinoldenburg2932
      @dustinoldenburg2932 Рік тому +14

      Drew is his friend other doctors want his money my stepdad did the same thing switched doctors until he died in his sleep sitting up in a chair his oxygen cut off from the neck same chest neck Bert has I've def been worried big Mike died at 53.

    • @taia-b8f
      @taia-b8f Рік тому +11

      @@monkeywang9972 yeah he for sure misrepresents what his doctor says.

    • @academyofanalysis8236
      @academyofanalysis8236 Рік тому +2

      Bart*

    • @susugam3004
      @susugam3004 Рік тому +13

      huberman gave a reality check too, but bert probably never saw it

  • @Juskle7
    @Juskle7 Рік тому +42

    Bert's gotta have a legit health scare to save himself. No other way

  • @Arcturuseyes
    @Arcturuseyes Рік тому +86

    Lol, Drew calling Bert fat is a hilarious moment.

  • @lukehenry1708
    @lukehenry1708 Рік тому +85

    Seeing Bert completely spiral after Dr. Drew said his weight gain was noticeable was a great way to start the day.

  • @DevnAlfonsoGarcia
    @DevnAlfonsoGarcia Рік тому +48

    Bert is 50 years old and drinks probably a minimum of 750ml (A whole bottle of alcohol) a day. He's on TRT now, so I'm sure that helps, but with that much drinking / age and how Bert works out. I know for a fact Bert is not working out till failure / progressively overloading / on a strict weight training regime. He drinks wine on the treadmill everyday, and plays with some kettlebells. Mass moves mass, thats why Bert is stronger. Bert has only put on fat. He cant develop muscle with that much alcohol processing throughout his system. He said he's 257 and he's been bigger before. No he hasn't. I've been watching this podcast for YEARS. Bert is 270 right now on a GOOD DAY. I'm writing all this to say, Fuck. I'm so worried about Bert. I'm not exaggerating, if Bert doesn't change his lifestyle he will be dead within 5 years max. His addiction is out of control and on full display nowadays. This is coming from someone who went to rehab and is now 2.5 years sober. I was an alcoholic. So I know EXACTLY what I see, because that was me.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Рік тому +1

      I think he’s just getting the TRT from Tom. He needs to see a doctor.

  • @ty-guy4458
    @ty-guy4458 Рік тому +162

    Bert explains his routine, not realizing he's defining alcoholism and food addiction. Classic.

    • @ovechkin0831
      @ovechkin0831 Рік тому +3

      Someone didn't pay attention. You missed the entire part where he said he is aware it is horrible.

    • @jackscott8381
      @jackscott8381 Рік тому +1

      @@ovechkin0831so just because you’re aware you’re addicted doesnt make you addicted? Right….

    • @winstonsmith11
      @winstonsmith11 Рік тому

      @@jackscott8381 Learn to read 📚 👌

  • @Killsberry1
    @Killsberry1 Рік тому +10

    The end where bert realized he has 15 minutes to catch a flight made me laugh the hardest

  • @nyar5863
    @nyar5863 Рік тому +312

    Did Bert really ramble himself into the thought that three double whiskeys counts as not drinking?

    • @neighborbruce
      @neighborbruce Рік тому +24

      "If you don't feel it it doesn't count as drinking" Bart logic

    • @sydurgraham7760
      @sydurgraham7760 Рік тому +35

      That's why I've said for years he's never been sober for any of those October challenges. He hasn't been sober for a complete month in at least a decade, I'd put my fucking life on it. It's just not possible to drink to the level he does and then quit cold turkey, you'd die. That's not an exaggeration, you can't be an alcoholic to the point he is and then just stop cold turkey, you will absolutely go into intense withdrawals and die without medical assistance. He literally drinks from the time he wakes up to the time he goes to sleep; he even hides bottles around the house from his family. And then hearing him try to rationalize "not drinking", while Tom points out how delusional that is, is just further proof. "Not drinking" to Bert just means not chugging a gallon of wine on top of all the other shit he drinks.

    • @papa_pt
      @papa_pt Рік тому +5

      ​@@sydurgraham7760we've seen he lies no prob if it means saving face

    • @donaldbolson2753
      @donaldbolson2753 Рік тому +5

      Joe Rogan needs to see this and lie detector this guy this October

    • @agentmueller
      @agentmueller Рік тому +9

      @@sydurgraham7760eah as an alcoholic myself going on almost a year sober; I have sat here calling bullshit for years as I drank about what he did on he same schedule and I was physically addicted and had been for years and still hid it. Exactly like Bert, I just didn’t have a team of docs and millions to pump myself full of vitamins and liver supplements so I ended up in the ER detoxing and was told if I waited a few more days I would have had kidney failure. I was vomiting so much I couldn’t keep Liqour down anymore so the withdrawal just spiraled until I got to the point I felt that seizure threshold cross and finally went in. Long ramble over, my point is he’s obviously always drinking. He probably hides a twisted tea or something like that and he drinks it while on his morning work outs or whatever

  • @3rdeye931
    @3rdeye931 Рік тому +6

    Those few seconds when Barf stopped talking and let Tom speak were glorious.

  • @EtchNsketch
    @EtchNsketch Рік тому +373

    Here’s a fun game. Fast forward the video to any point, and TRY to get Tom talking. 9 times outta 10 you’ll get Bert. If you get Tom..you’ve won!

  • @jakebarnum3830
    @jakebarnum3830 Рік тому +5

    Drew is always so mean to Bert. I love it 😂

  • @MrLukecpitre
    @MrLukecpitre Рік тому +43

    I don't think that there ever was or ever will be, another human that loves the sound of his own voice more than Burnt Chrysler.

  • @mhlockyer709
    @mhlockyer709 Рік тому +50

    I hope it’s on camera when Bart finally admits he’s been an alcoholic for 30 years. 😂

    • @ethang04
      @ethang04 Рік тому +1

      Definitely has an alcohol problem but if he was an alcoholic he would be drunk all hours he’s awake

    • @itsallasimulation
      @itsallasimulation Рік тому +1

      @@ethang04No, he is an alcoholic. That’s not how alcoholism works, that’s like saying someone has to have a cigarette all day long in order to classify as someone with a smoking addiction. There’s a huge scale but it’s still an addiction

  • @fogdiver
    @fogdiver Рік тому +294

    I hope Bert realizes that his entire fanbase wouldn't turn on him if he took a month off to work on his health and sobriety.
    Honestly, almost all of his fans would support him. (I mean, who the hell is gonna condemn a guy for finally realizing he's spiraling into severe alcoholism?)

    • @SuperMortiki
      @SuperMortiki Рік тому +2

      Not really

    • @jacobiwilson3887
      @jacobiwilson3887 Рік тому +10

      I'm pretty sure 90% of his fanbase (like me) ditched him because of all his bullshit and squealing. Feel bad for Leanne

    • @Justin-oq3bk
      @Justin-oq3bk Рік тому

      ​@@jacobiwilson3887what was he squealing on ?

    • @blakeb965
      @blakeb965 Рік тому +5

      Love this comment! I’ve absolutely shitted on Bert in the comment section of previous episodes, but fans that actually like him want him to be healthier and less dependent on substances

    • @jacobiwilson3887
      @jacobiwilson3887 Рік тому +4

      @@Justin-oq3bk he squeals everytime he tries to say something he finds humorous

  • @Fedi_._
    @Fedi_._ Рік тому +26

    We need 2 bears 1 doctor for an episode 😂

  • @lucianholbrook3966
    @lucianholbrook3966 Рік тому +475

    Bert is in a really bad place these days. When he admits to sneaking drinks it's so alarming.

    • @MrJarpo
      @MrJarpo Рік тому +62

      His alcoholic denial, and how proud of it he seems, is so depressing. I hope he figures his shit out before it's too late.

    • @dalelane1948
      @dalelane1948 Рік тому +12

      hey but its only ONE whiskey (just because there's 6 std drinks in glass isn't his fault)

    • @sterling2510
      @sterling2510 Рік тому +5

      @@MrJarpo He won't, no way he'd give up his identity.

    • @THamm-xt8jm
      @THamm-xt8jm Рік тому +7

      He’s fine. Sometimes u have to sneak in drinks cuz other people can’t handle knowing about it

    • @TheCalm25
      @TheCalm25 Рік тому

      THESE days? The last 35 Years?

  • @michfournier5304
    @michfournier5304 Рік тому +1

    Best way to start off my birthday! The machine movie with breakfast, followed by 2 bears one cave during morning workout! Cheers to the entire ymh bert bert bert team! Love you all!

  • @sirhaunchalot3336
    @sirhaunchalot3336 Рік тому +110

    Bert - " I need to go to Hawaii today, I need to get out of this country"
    ...this man fucking votes...that's terrifying.

  • @Kaiser_Paradigm
    @Kaiser_Paradigm Рік тому +4

    You can tell their friendship is real! Bert reminds me of the kid who's like "I'm going to light this firework while holding it!" While Tom's the guy going "You should ABSOLUTELY do that" 😂😂

    • @squinies3628
      @squinies3628 Рік тому +1

      That’s actually not a real friend 😂

    • @Kaiser_Paradigm
      @Kaiser_Paradigm Рік тому +2

      @@squinies3628 depends who you hung around with 😂

    • @squinies3628
      @squinies3628 Рік тому

      @@Kaiser_Paradigm anyone willing to see you get hurt is not a friend lol.

  • @eric7591
    @eric7591 Рік тому +359

    I love Bert, but his addiction has never been laid more bare than today. Stay strong, Bert.

    • @theboyjc9740
      @theboyjc9740 Рік тому +43

      Makes these pods hard to watch/listen to honestly

    • @drenz
      @drenz Рік тому +60

      He is adamant he doesn't have a drinking problem, but as soon as i heard "I sneak double jacks on the rocks on days that I say I don't drink" I facepalmed so hard my hand went through my head.

    • @mrs.h2725
      @mrs.h2725 Рік тому +9

      Of the many things he lies about, I bet he’s on a CGM (continuous glucose monitor) at this point. He sure has the beetus. Can’t imagine how bad his eye pressure is with all that swelling. If he loses a foot tho he’ll just find a way to romanticize it like he does hiding shooters from his family around his own home as if they aren’t fully aware of it.

    • @epicstark990
      @epicstark990 Рік тому +3

      @@mrs.h2725😂 relax Agoraphobia here…. It’s so funny how people brains just run on a tangent 🐎

    • @stevenkaygalen
      @stevenkaygalen Рік тому +3

      Yes Bert, many people either have been or currently are right there with ya

  • @elliottengstrand5988
    @elliottengstrand5988 Рік тому +298

    Bert is so delusional he has convinced himself that a double Jack doesn't count as drinking.

    • @Revolution1117
      @Revolution1117 Рік тому +7

      Of course it isn't. Only if you get drunk is it REALLY drinking.

    • @chadchadchadchadchad
      @chadchadchadchadchad Рік тому +9

      @@Revolution1117 but if you're ALWAYS drunk, it's not drinking

    • @b2rad
      @b2rad Рік тому

      He's straight up pathetic lol

    • @feelinghealingfrequences7179
      @feelinghealingfrequences7179 Рік тому

      kinda true
      if no more than two per week
      they say up to five shots per seven days is normal drinking with no consequences

    • @zeroa69
      @zeroa69 Рік тому +1

      For him it isnt drinking its just enough to calm the shakes. Remember he drinks 5ths like its a gallon of kool aid!

  • @ryanyuhasz4612
    @ryanyuhasz4612 Рік тому +12

    Bert saying "I need to go to Hawaii, because I have to get out of this country." is the Bertist thing ever...

  • @mrjupiter80
    @mrjupiter80 Рік тому +34

    Two Bears Racing sounds a lot like a pitch for Prestige Worldwide.

  • @whynocht5058
    @whynocht5058 Рік тому

    Tom I’m also from Cincinnati. My family has followed you since your club days. I can tell that injury changes your life. You seem so much happier and comfortable. Your an inspiration dawg.

  • @greenthumb8170
    @greenthumb8170 Рік тому +107

    In complete honesty, I hope Bert gets help. Just going to a couple of AA meetings would probably give him the nudge to cut back some, or completely. Just sit there and listen to some stories. I hope he finds peace. His eyes are telling.

    • @simonfea2
      @simonfea2 Рік тому +2

      Yep, but he has to admit he has a problem.

    • @makeminealargecognac
      @makeminealargecognac Рік тому +4

      Bert doesn't need AA. He just loves drinking. He has breaks from it when he feels he really needs to but he just loves drinking.
      He's just got to get into fitness a bit more. When he does that he doesn't want to drink so much. Like most people.

    • @petehaglund8840
      @petehaglund8840 Рік тому +11

      @@makeminealargecognac he definitely needs help lol

    • @makeminealargecognac
      @makeminealargecognac Рік тому

      @@petehaglund8840 yuuuuuup!

    • @CJJC42
      @CJJC42 Рік тому +4

      He won’t ! He’s made it his personality

  • @tacobill42069
    @tacobill42069 Рік тому +1

    Love how UA-cam is free

  • @rachelmolina986
    @rachelmolina986 Рік тому +202

    I think Bart's killings brain cells faster than ever..Tim seems like he's doing community service by podcasting with a Special Olympics participant.

    • @roach1tv
      @roach1tv Рік тому +1

      its tom rachel

    • @ScorpionP2C
      @ScorpionP2C Рік тому +6

      @@roach1tv why are you calling T-buns all these false names?

    • @rachelmolina986
      @rachelmolina986 Рік тому +4

      @@roach1tv YMH fans call him "Tim"

    • @roach1tv
      @roach1tv Рік тому

      @@rachelmolina986 I have seen so many episodes of YMH and I never knew people called him Tim??

    • @rachelmolina986
      @rachelmolina986 Рік тому +5

      @@roach1tv lots of people who send emails or v-mails call him Tim and Christina, Tina.

  • @pete3028
    @pete3028 Рік тому +5

    54:52 Burnt's face when Drew verbally slaps him out of his delusion...

  • @apstinson
    @apstinson Рік тому +34

    CRAZY watching Tom get healthy in contrast to homeboy Bert

  • @maxkennon6395
    @maxkennon6395 Рік тому +5

    As a nascar engineer I would literally worry for my life having Brent as a team manager😂

  • @discopotato675
    @discopotato675 Рік тому +24

    Bert: "I've had my beard tightened/trimmed once (making it sound like it's only been one time ever)."
    Then proceeds to, 1 minute later provide more examples of having his beard tightened/trimmed lol

  • @lesliemarie6358
    @lesliemarie6358 Рік тому +10

    Bert: I need to go to Hawaii today
    Tim: Today??
    Bert: yeah, I need to get out of this COUNTRY. 😂

  • @alexdunson1266
    @alexdunson1266 Рік тому +22

    “Did you noo nadov?”
    “Huh?”
    “Did noo do dadov?”
    “Oh did I do nadov, no”
    Bert is already drunk whos he playing?

  • @diaz6884
    @diaz6884 Рік тому +10

    I’m an alcoholic too. What people without the problem don’t realize about it is you can wake up determined to quit and then all of a sudden at 4:30 pm your brain just decides for you that you’re drinking again you will be halfway through your first beer and remember you were going to stop. It literally controls you and it’s not a fun life, unless you’re drinking at night. Quitting alcohol is the hardest challenge I’ve ever faced in this life. People need to give him a break because it’s a lot easier said than done

    • @christianscacchetti9178
      @christianscacchetti9178 Рік тому +3

      Good luck brother. You’re already better off than Bert, you’re willing and able to admit that you have a problem.

    • @JunkBondTrader
      @JunkBondTrader Рік тому +5

      True, but I think the hard thing to watch with Bert, is, he's in extreme denial. He also ties alcohol in with his personality which isn't good. You've demonstrated more self awareness in this comment than Bert ever has, on video at least. Just ignoring it and letting him do his thing, definitely won't help. But alas, that's the thing with addiction, it really doesn't matter what people do, he's gotta wanna quit himself. I think it's good to remind him, but yeah, not push him, and also, don't expect the decision to quit to come easy. Saying this as someone who smoked meth for nearly all my twenties... You're right, it's not easy.
      Try being more conscious of when your cravings hit, and try to circumvent that 'autopilot' mode, when you do get the cravings. Sometimes biting the bullet and enduring the craving, that nasty feeling, doesn't last as long as it might seem in the moment. Give it half an hour next time and see if the craving gets lesser. I bet it does.
      Sounds simple, but its not, I know, but if you can start to 'catch' it when it starts creeping up, it helps with that 'autopilot' feeling. Good luck man. Oh and night or day, doesn't matter, night drinking can still fuck with one's life, and still has the health detriment.
      When you say youre gonna quit, but then fold immediately, you never really wanted to quit to begin with. One day, you'll say it, you'll mean it, and it will feel different.

  • @modularoutput
    @modularoutput Рік тому +12

    " I got the team put together..... We got a BBQ...."
    Sounds like a winning setup.

  • @jaydubbs3372
    @jaydubbs3372 Рік тому +2

    Bert is a child driving an adult body. God love him!

  • @localgems-events
    @localgems-events Рік тому +85

    We really are watching a man deal with addiction for money on a podcast. Love tha pod! Get well soon Bart!

    • @greenthumb8170
      @greenthumb8170 Рік тому +5

      It's not entertaining for me anymore. I really feel for him.

    • @localgems-events
      @localgems-events Рік тому +1

      @@greenthumb8170 As someone who is 6 years sober... I agree with you. I no longer laugh at it.

    • @JunkBondTrader
      @JunkBondTrader Рік тому

      I really don't think he's doing it for the views at all. If it's an addiction, which it is, it doesn't matter whether he uses it for views/'money', he's going to drink anyway. I think the fact he uses it for entertainment value is an incidental fact.

  • @gmrjasz
    @gmrjasz Рік тому +1

    I love the fact that the back half is all Bert talking about food. Good to know that when he is managing 2Bears pit crew that the staff is gonna have great BBQ

  • @HBR-q5z
    @HBR-q5z Рік тому +56

    Bert admitting that he hides Jack Daniels on days he says he doesn't drink is a big step.

    • @BoolyK
      @BoolyK Рік тому +3

      Yeah, hope he gets to take a few more, and soon

    • @neptunium7121
      @neptunium7121 Рік тому +1

      He said that 9 years ago. Nothing changed.

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 Рік тому

      But then he follows that with "it doesn't count as drinking if you don't feel anything"

  • @houtzyboy2
    @houtzyboy2 Рік тому +1

    2 bears racing is the new top gear and I’m here for it

  • @brandonwatts2244
    @brandonwatts2244 Рік тому +53

    Bert saying massage is driving me insane “misodged”

    • @BPH55
      @BPH55 Рік тому +3

      Rhymes with ski lodge.

    • @mrs.h2725
      @mrs.h2725 Рік тому

      Bart all swollen and slurring his words drooling on himself while talking about masauge p*rn is so nauseating. I don’t understand how Leanne can F that tub of lard 😂

    • @Zed6788h
      @Zed6788h Рік тому +2

      It’s so infuriating

    • @drenz
      @drenz Рік тому +2

      almost as bad as nightmere

    • @dannydropshot9588
      @dannydropshot9588 Рік тому +3

      Same dude lol like holy shit I hate how he thinks it’s cool to say words completely wrong. Like how he says tattoo as well 🤬

  • @johnward8203
    @johnward8203 Рік тому +1

    I would Totally watch 2 bears racing!!! Yall need to do it!

  • @sethbaus
    @sethbaus Рік тому +37

    Bret: leave everything else to me
    Bret’s first delegation as manager: someone set it up!

  • @djager69
    @djager69 Рік тому +1

    Loved watching Tom connect the dots on what a cool guy Bart is.

  • @FieldVisit
    @FieldVisit Рік тому +55

    Bert “I need to go to Hawaii today”
    Tom “today?!”
    Bert “yeah I need to get the fuck out of this country”

  • @twobearsoneduck4875
    @twobearsoneduck4875 Рік тому +1

    Dr. Drew roasting Bert with truth. 😂

  • @sentientcardboarddumpster7900
    @sentientcardboarddumpster7900 Рік тому +31

    Bert is addicted to himself more than anything else

  • @TonyAndrea725
    @TonyAndrea725 Рік тому +2

    How many addictions can Bart take part in at one time. Eat, drink and gamble. Perfect day

  • @ItsKingChase
    @ItsKingChase Рік тому +66

    I need Bert to weigh in on the Enny / Nadav marathon challenge.

    • @iszazial7845
      @iszazial7845 Рік тому +2

      this is probably evidence its already forgotten

    • @DarkDecimus
      @DarkDecimus Рік тому +10

      With how they film these, it'll be Thanksgiving before it gets brought up...which is two weeks after the marathon. 😂

    • @ItsKingChase
      @ItsKingChase Рік тому

      @@DarkDecimus no kidding😮‍💨

    • @monkeywang9972
      @monkeywang9972 Рік тому +4

      At the start Bert was talking about GOING to the fully loaded tour that just wrapped. It’ll be a month or two before we get Bert’s opinion on this.

  • @dusty4944
    @dusty4944 Рік тому

    I love every episode with you two together, but the chemistry on this one is off the chart, best in a minute. Love you mommy, and your fat friend is ok too. Seriously, great show. Makes me miss my buddies.

  • @fogdiver
    @fogdiver Рік тому +5

    can't wait for all the 2lazy2try videos coming up this week 🤣

  • @HiPocket303
    @HiPocket303 Рік тому +2

    Tom with the glasses in the ad holy fuck lmfao

  • @danielhunt2882
    @danielhunt2882 Рік тому +1

    Bert says he never gets a beard trim and then explains 8 stories about beard trims

  • @Synthwave_knight
    @Synthwave_knight Рік тому +34

    Bert not realizing that when your fatter you do end up having more strength but it doesn’t mean he has gained muscle 😂

    • @KristopherBaker
      @KristopherBaker Рік тому +3

      well he works out in the gym almost every day. like actually. but he ALSO packs on weight

    • @GreetingsFromSpace
      @GreetingsFromSpace Рік тому +1

      He has "leverage" (from being fat), not "strength"

    • @maximoreeves2199
      @maximoreeves2199 Рік тому

      ​@greetingsfromspaceTTV no...there is such a difference in strength and leverage...you can't leverage a bench press.

    • @YeahNaYeah
      @YeahNaYeah Рік тому

      He might lift some weights and play around with the gym but he’s definitely not working til failure

  • @paulgordon9671
    @paulgordon9671 Рік тому +1

    Tom: "He's fine" Booth Boys: HAHAHAHAH

  • @zace98
    @zace98 Рік тому +4

    Nadav with "You'll make it" at the end had me crackin up hahaha

  • @Personofyourdreams
    @Personofyourdreams Рік тому +16

    Another fantastic episode of "Why I'm not an alcoholic". 🎉

    • @ovechkin0831
      @ovechkin0831 Рік тому

      Can't even count how many times he's called himself am alcoholic. Pretty shit take.

  • @MCPrimetime
    @MCPrimetime Рік тому +15

    Does Bert know Tom is getting pleasure from his inability to focus?

  • @nq6508
    @nq6508 Рік тому +7

    Dr Drew calling Bert fat to his face was Hilarious.

  • @S1X_Bucks
    @S1X_Bucks Рік тому

    "Easilyer" my new favorite Bert word.

    • @JunkBondTrader
      @JunkBondTrader Рік тому +1

      its ironic because he made the word harderlier than it really is.

  • @chase_k23
    @chase_k23 Рік тому +7

    Bert has taken the "say you're gay without saying you're gay" challenge and is crushing at it.

  • @candicetrainor6301
    @candicetrainor6301 Рік тому

    "I am right there with you, Bert." --me, every episode!

  • @DWReed01
    @DWReed01 Рік тому +15

    Bert has been lookin swollen in his Instagram posts for weeks now, just let him go out ina blaze of glory

  • @mrplastico7867
    @mrplastico7867 Рік тому +2

    I am right there with you, Bert

  • @adryct
    @adryct Рік тому +8

    Dr.Drew flaming Bert yes, more, yes, please, yes, yes.

  • @iamtheshaker
    @iamtheshaker Рік тому +12

    Bart lost a bet and had to say bone broth 69 times

  • @yvonnefuellemann9262
    @yvonnefuellemann9262 Рік тому +1

    “Powered by fat sticks “ makes me smile

  • @taia-b8f
    @taia-b8f Рік тому +95

    Dude Bert is really struggling with alcoholism. His urges seem to be constant.

  • @nope5252
    @nope5252 Рік тому +1

    Hairless Bert looks like if Thanos was a cop from Indiana

  • @TheWicked5431
    @TheWicked5431 Рік тому +9

    1:16:19 Bert’s definitely missing that flight 😂

  • @morganbaker6342
    @morganbaker6342 Рік тому +5

    Every episode I ask myself, "how much longer are we going to willingly endure Bert's genuinely alarming physical decline?" I actually feel a real sense of pain for his family, because we all know the reality of his situation is that he is probably not going to have many more years with them if he doesn't actually seriously reconsider how detrimental his lifestyle is on his longevity. The chaos of touring is not conducive to a healthy life.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Рік тому

      Will he even make it to Sober October this year?

    • @YeahNaYeah
      @YeahNaYeah Рік тому

      His wife knows what she’s doing

  • @monkeyjox
    @monkeyjox Рік тому +29

    Bart should do a movie where he plays himself and it’s all about him

    • @BPH55
      @BPH55 Рік тому +10

      I don’t think anyone would go see that.

    • @Revolution1117
      @Revolution1117 Рік тому

      @@BPH55 Bwahaha! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @WPPatriot
    @WPPatriot Рік тому +1

    Lmfao gotta love that Bert goes "You and I can change endurance racing, you do all the racing and I'll do the catering"

  • @Arcturuseyes
    @Arcturuseyes Рік тому +10

    Tom should have his race car shipped to different tracks while on tour. You could shoot it via gopro and handheld. I hope there's a passenger seat, bc Nadav is sitting as navigator for some laps. Tom could enjoy that I think.

    • @BPH55
      @BPH55 Рік тому +1

      Maybe that’s how he has a controlled crash and he finally gets his wish when Nadav becomes a quadriplegic.

    • @Heyitsallgoodman
      @Heyitsallgoodman Рік тому

      Probably way to much work. Arrive and drive would suit best

  • @mhlockyer709
    @mhlockyer709 Рік тому +2

    Oh we see it Dr. Drew, we see it.

  • @pie21able
    @pie21able Рік тому +6

    54:54 Bert’s reaction! It’s the hard truth pal.

  • @bigjimmy428
    @bigjimmy428 Рік тому +2

    46:08 Bert thinking Hawaii is getting out of this country, sums him up.

    • @penniewyatt9391
      @penniewyatt9391 Рік тому

      In Hawaii, can confirm his delusion is very common.

  • @JessMass86
    @JessMass86 Рік тому +11

    imagine if bert worked out every time he wanted to drink

  • @mhlockyer709
    @mhlockyer709 Рік тому +3

    I love when Bart remembers an Adam Sandler reference when he’s not talking to him. 😂

  • @Stunade_
    @Stunade_ Рік тому +13

    Mom Segura: I want to talk about Hawaii!
    Bert: I want to talk about barbeque!

  • @hayl3y1
    @hayl3y1 Рік тому +1

    That Birddog Ad: those glasses look like the ones Bart Simpson was forced to wear with his orthopedic shoes 😂

  • @JoeDunnit
    @JoeDunnit Рік тому +25

    Tom turned Bert into Fortune Feimster

    • @tedium37
      @tedium37 Рік тому +2

      This comment will hurt Fat Albert to his core.

    • @JoeDunnit
      @JoeDunnit Рік тому

      @@tedium37 lol

    • @brookerangel-legris
      @brookerangel-legris Рік тому +3

      Nah Fortune is funny. Bert is a wreck.

  • @itsallasimulation
    @itsallasimulation Рік тому +1

    As an 11 month recovering alcoholic who lives with OCD I can tell you Bert’s situation (addiction) is getting to a point where there is bound to be an event (involved with alcohol) that will be so dire that he will have no choice but to change. Please take the step!

  • @jaseking2147
    @jaseking2147 Рік тому +5

    11:14 tom realizes, INSTANTLY , he shouldn’t have said that 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @21nitsua
    @21nitsua Рік тому +3

    Bert is a true man of culture 🍷

  • @DatNygma
    @DatNygma Рік тому +9

    "Fun with chloroform"
    Ari Shaffir: well, let me introduce myself
    Bert: 😭

  • @Berdymadafakas
    @Berdymadafakas Рік тому +15

    One of the saddest statements in the episode is " you know what id love? A bone broth cocktail. Like bone broth and vodka"
    Its not only Bert's physical appearance thats shocking these days. You can notice his brain starting to get really wet. He cant even speak without the sound of water slurping thru the words.

  • @John-lo4xz
    @John-lo4xz Рік тому +7

    Can't wait for 2 Bears Racing to never happen.

  • @wanderingfool27
    @wanderingfool27 Рік тому

    I would watch EVERYTHING Two Bears Racing

  • @Js-hu5cm
    @Js-hu5cm Рік тому +44

    Bert is definitely becoming that guy who is scary to be around because of his addiction issues. He is so unhinged

    • @moogie7494
      @moogie7494 Рік тому +4

      Except that almost everyone is actually around Bert a lot talks about how awesome it is.

    • @she-bangs9711
      @she-bangs9711 Рік тому +3

      You think that’s unhinged or scary? You never been around a real addict lol

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 Рік тому +1

      I think that’s why Rogan has steered clear lately.

  • @poda902
    @poda902 Рік тому

    One of my favorite things about the ad reads are the implications of how much extra work Christina is doing on the side

  • @FleshyPit
    @FleshyPit Рік тому +6

    Crazy how much bret looks like toy santa

    • @JunkBondTrader
      @JunkBondTrader Рік тому

      the rosy cheeks not from cold of the North, but alcohol, even lines up perfect.