+Nevercake You missed out on a prime chance to make a pun there. "His Ba, a sort of human headed falcon ah-BA-mination" even if that isnt grammatically correct
Isis: So, I can't find your man stick. Osiris: Darn, what are we gonna do? Isis: Well... I have a special collection... Osiris: ... Isis, what are you implying. Isis: *opens a closet full of sex toys* Would you like it gold or..? Osiris: 0_e
I'm praying for Horus to get in the game someday. He's one of the more iconic Egyptian gods (or so I've heard). Also, props to Osiris for producing a kid without his old... er, let's call it his "Magic Wand." I'm gonna guess that Isis did manage to find his "Golden Balls", otherwise we would not have that hawk-headed avenger and Set would not have been defeated.
Mae Gumi Actually, they're not entirely the same. Horus is said to be a god of the skies, as well as a god of war and hunting. For that reason, I can see Hi-Rez making him a hunter-type god. Ra is a mage-type god, so they would definitely play differently. The trick would be making them look different enough so that people don't confuse one for the other at a glance, since both of them have falcon heads.
+Epik Storm NEVER! no more annoying ass gods! (If you look closely, every egyptian god is annoying as fuck, Ra not really, but even Ra is... that fucking laugh)
+VICTOR LOPEZ GARZON But if they both plot against you? Hm.... This explains why people in the past tried to have 50 kids, lol. Maybe one out of the bunch will avenge you
+Nevercake I wish you guys work something new for Smite in the future when you have to wait for gods to be released to make these lore vids. Would love to see some new stuff (*o*)
As ive understood the story, he never got resurected... And his brother, first let him die on a well-decorated coffin. When he was found dead, isis tried to ressurect him, but while the proccess was on, his brother tricked isis away and chopped Osiris body into peaces. But i might be wrong, been long since ive read it.
all these comments wanting Set and Horus and im sitting over here waiting for Nut, not only are there lines for her on the wiki like Set, but they are IN GAME when Geb kills Ra (i think)
+Shattering Starr isn't the second one going to be ''Charon''? They are two different beings :) Chiron is a hunter centaur and Charon is a ferryman of Hades' underworld :) Edit: I checked. There was a mistake. It said the god is going to be Charon, but they ment Chiron :) So Centaur hunter it is :P
For people that don't know, Horus goes on to do lewd things with his uncle Set, and he gets Set's man juices on his hand. Isis then chops off Horus's hand.
+CreatorOfBricks yep but he wanted to use a condom but condoms weren't invented yet so he used his hand, got rid of the crap by washing it in the Nile then put some special salad dressing into Set's salad, which Set ate. The Egyptians were huge perverts.
Not sure if the joke went over your head but I think the missing part was made of gold. Wood was mentioned to hint that the missing part was his penis. Thus puns and laughs are followed.
Hey Nevercake, if its not too much can you do a parody video of Jesus or Yahweh. Mean I know they will never be in smite, but I would love to here their stories with your brand of humor, it't hilarious.
His child, Horus, who'll grow to be a total asshoe, injute Emperor, get obliterated from existense compeltely and screw up humanity forever. Thanks, Osiris.
And we all know why Osiris couldn't match Seth.....because he missed the Power of Boners....which brings up the question how Horus came to be.... Osiris: Darling...why does Horus look like the Milk Man?
No I just never see him. He's so easy to shut down and he's been nerfed across the board so he does less damage than most of the guardians. His early game is strong but longevity is poor. You build him damage and he just dosent have the survival but you build him full tank or half and half and he still falls off damage wise. Not only did he get a small passive nerf but they hit his attackspeed and power scaling in earlier patches and hit quin and witch blade which were great items on him and really allowed him to shine. People wanna tour his small defensive buff as awesome but I have 2k worshipers on my Osiris and he's nothing resembling viable in good matches.
+Mark Sorensen He's not easy to shut down. He's easy to SCREW UP when playing him. He's the hard mode of the Warriors. You have to constantly Harris the opponent in lane but never overshoot things. Once the early game has passed, Osiris becomes a monster. He doesn't need buffs
"I live, I die, I live again!" -Osiris, 2015
+Nevercake You missed out on a prime chance to make a pun there. "His Ba, a sort of human headed falcon ah-BA-mination" even if that isnt grammatically correct
+Nevercake Osiris The Broken God, oh really, I wonder what makes you say that. XD
+Nevercake TO THE GATES OF EGYPTIAN VALHALLA, SHINY AND CHROME!
+Nevercake so the golden/wooden phallus still worked? huh...
+Jorge R (YoosRNaym)
Odin filed a lawsuit for that.
"Have a child, who else is going to avenge your death?"
Life Lessons from Nevercake. :P
Isis: So, I can't find your man stick.
Osiris: Darn, what are we gonna do?
Isis: Well... I have a special collection...
Osiris: ... Isis, what are you implying.
Isis: *opens a closet full of sex toys* Would you like it gold or..?
Osiris: 0_e
HORUS AND SET CONFIRMED
+FistKitso I HOPE
honestly, I really want Hi-Rez to release them
+FistKitso I need bird man thoth before they come in.
Karmanade We have his book, so we need the god :D
+FistKitso maybe Set because there is a directed taunt to him in the voicelines of Osiris and Isis on the wiki
+marklo87 jup, so at least he is planned
I'm praying for Horus to get in the game someday. He's one of the more iconic Egyptian gods (or so I've heard).
Also, props to Osiris for producing a kid without his old... er, let's call it his "Magic Wand." I'm gonna guess that Isis did manage to find his "Golden Balls", otherwise we would not have that hawk-headed avenger and Set would not have been defeated.
+Mae Gumi Ra is the father of Isis hence not Isis's child, so arent the same and are the gods of different things so its possible
Mae Gumi Actually, they're not entirely the same. Horus is said to be a god of the skies, as well as a god of war and hunting. For that reason, I can see Hi-Rez making him a hunter-type god. Ra is a mage-type god, so they would definitely play differently. The trick would be making them look different enough so that people don't confuse one for the other at a glance, since both of them have falcon heads.
+Fwuff The Psycho Geb is the father of Isis, Ra is her grandfather.
You'll never guess who just got added... xD
So when are Horus and Set coming into the game? hmm.....
+Epik Storm NEVER! no more annoying ass gods! (If you look closely, every egyptian god is annoying as fuck, Ra not really, but even Ra is... that fucking laugh)
after fenrir
+evossan KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
Around the time Jesus does
+evossan Sorry to inform you but Set has a voiceline directed to him already
this video has pretty good timing since i just started playing Osiris today
believe me osiris is anything but broken
"Human head and falcon abomination"
I lost myself there XD
Did Isis seriously create a golden Pee Pee for Osiris in the lore? I swear lore for these pantheons are so strange... o.o
They don't actually mention it in the games lore, I assume nevercake went and looked it up
+Scylaxius yes, and the golden pee pee worked!!!
+MrBakku Gayyyyyyyyyyyyy! Also .... Osiris banged both his sisters. Anubis is also his son, since Set didn't have a banana like him.
+AnotherArgentinian I'm in love with your profile picture :3
Said it on Wikipedia she did not find his pee pee
Confirmed, Black Jesus
Great moral it made my cry just so filled with infirmation
But what if the son is the one who kills you later? A paradox.
+Timothy Joaquin A legitimate concern.
+Timothy Joaquin you have 2 sons :D
+VICTOR LOPEZ GARZON But if they both plot against you? Hm.... This explains why people in the past tried to have 50 kids, lol. Maybe one out of the bunch will avenge you
michael ashcraft it's that. if you have a lot of kids at least one of them will avenge you :D
or you can have 50 daughters to marry the 50 sons of your enemy and kill them :D
Rick Riordan and Nevercake have taught me mythology like no one else could.
"You are eternal!"
"Celebration!"
Why does nevercake make hillarious vids?!
Love the lores! Keep it up!
Best one by far.
I always thought a Dothraki skin would fit Osiris well. You know, sickle, scourge and all that
I would love to hear what will you narrate in 'Who is Guan Yu'
the nu wa skin thing only gies me a 17 digit code for xbox how do i fix this
my smite is not working. i have the msvcs110.dll error and i cant fix it.
I love these so much!
So Isis got knocked up by Osiris' golden wood and thus Horus was made?
Horus and Seth need to be on Smite
Still waiting for Seth, Horus and Hathor for Egypt; Heimdall and Frigga for Norse :D
When do we get Horus and Set?
rip rest in pieces Osiris... LITERALLY
Which is actually a good lesson, since Humans used it for like 10 thousand years.
I thought you were going to start with:
'You know how some gods are never played?'
+Nevercake I wish you guys work something new for Smite in the future when you have to wait for gods to be released to make these lore vids. Would love to see some new stuff (*o*)
As ive understood the story, he never got resurected...
And his brother, first let him die on a well-decorated coffin.
When he was found dead, isis tried to ressurect him, but while the proccess was on, his brother tricked isis away and chopped Osiris body into peaces.
But i might be wrong, been long since ive read it.
my main favourite God
Love these
I want hera but i dont see how see could be in the game
Still waiting for the next Egyptian gods to be in SMITE (Looking at you Horus and Set)
all these comments wanting Set and Horus and im sitting over here waiting for Nut, not only are there lines for her on the wiki like Set, but they are IN GAME when Geb kills Ra (i think)
Osiris confirmed actually Humpty Dumpty
hope set will also get put into the game
wonder if they'll make set in smite
What piece is osiris missing? I saw him in game and he had all of them o.o
You missed the entire joke, kid
+Yes Noo His penis
+Yes Noo You're not supposed to see it, else the game would be rated M.
I see that you people, cant detect the sarcasm..... for god sake :v
+Gaston Silva you really don't know what sarcasm is do you
now I want horus and set in the game FeelsBadMan
they need to add Seth in the game as an assassin
Mad Max without cars? Don't tell my dad...
So, that means i can expect a ''Imperator Furiosa'' skin for Isis or something? :P
and that's how batman came into existence
Set confirmed in the next patch :DD
+VirtualRubik nope, its Sol. After that is Chiron
How to u know
+VirtualRubik how do you know indeed
+Shattering Starr isn't the second one going to be ''Charon''? They are two different beings :) Chiron is a hunter centaur and Charon is a ferryman of Hades' underworld :)
Edit: I checked. There was a mistake. It said the god is going to be Charon, but they ment Chiron :) So Centaur hunter it is :P
+VirtualRubik smitedatamining.com/smite-pts-datamining-sol-chiron-odyssey-halloween-and-lovely-skins/
I wonder what Osiris was supposed to be the god of before he died.
+Brian Sanders I believe it was agriculture and/or pharaohs (like his son, Horus).
Horus, Set, and Thoth or season 3 please.
So Osiris has golden wood. Damn, Isis, you forge with Vulcan or what?
+Neose Dark Did you know that in some parts of the world, if something is Gold it is supposedly perfect? In other words, he has the perfect D.
+Neose Dark and thats where austin powers goldmember comes from
For people that don't know, Horus goes on to do lewd things with his uncle Set, and he gets Set's man juices on his hand. Isis then chops off Horus's hand.
+CreatorOfBricks yep but he wanted to use a condom but condoms weren't invented yet so he used his hand, got rid of the crap by washing it in the Nile then put some special salad dressing into Set's salad, which Set ate. The Egyptians were huge perverts.
Mad Max Isis skin confirmed!
Isis' face at 0:37 - LOL
+FrizFroz ya mean 0:38
is Seth not Set
Still really want Set in smite.
The Moral is great, but you said she used glue for puting him back together! and seriously? Wood or Gold ,DECIDE! (Its important .-.)
Not sure if the joke went over your head but I think the missing part was made of gold. Wood was mentioned to hint that the missing part was his penis. Thus puns and laughs are followed.
Mad max Isis skin
yes!! I feared that being Smite and stuff just pushed aside the penis part xD its so funny! kudos to you!
0:46 😂😂😂😂
Why doesn't hi Rez add Set and Horus to SMITE
:)) this was a good1 m8
Could we say that Osiris started to have the "morning wood"?.... no?.... ok... dont worry i see the door :v .
So yeah golden slong
Spirits. Mad Max skin or Warboy skin. choices...
do mercury
Wait how did he have a child? his lumber was cut down
horace next god????
We need horus, set, and apophis #kanechronicles
Osiris is super trolly
i got my first penta kill with Osiris
i got my first penta kill with no one
you wanna know why?
i dont have one :(
Twd Beth Fan dont worry you will get one just keep playing you will get a good team and get lucky
***** i cant even get a quadra... i was going to get one but athena stole my kill
yes thats right fucking guardian stole my kill
Twd Beth Fan ahaah thats so unlucky man this things happen
Set or Horus should be a god
Hey... Frunk-instine
Horus confirmed?!?!
"Heh... wood..."
Babies! 4/5 Osirises and Agamemnons agree they are great for avenging your murder.
horus confirmed
Yah osiris lore video 😀😆😃
Osiris is scrap metal confirmed?
Am I the only one who thought immediately, wait, did he just reference boner bait from Seananners?
A 'ba'mination
Hey Nevercake, if its not too much can you do a parody video of Jesus or Yahweh. Mean I know they will never be in smite, but I would love to here their stories with your brand of humor, it't hilarious.
Yeah, I gotta make a baby now to avenge me...
His child, Horus, who'll grow to be a total asshoe, injute Emperor, get obliterated from existense compeltely and screw up humanity forever.
Thanks, Osiris.
And we all know why Osiris couldn't match Seth.....because he missed the Power of Boners....which brings up the question how Horus came to be....
Osiris: Darling...why does Horus look like the Milk Man?
Facts conferemed:There is a mother fu**ing g*y fish
hahaha this cracked me up
Sarcofagawesome
Seananners was right, a fish cannot say no to a wriggly dick. Boner bait is actually a valid idea.
but if he dint have a bannana, how did isis get pregnant? xD lol
he used the golden banana
+Aipe97 sry but you saying that just reminds me of donkey kong.
Almost 10k worshippers on this beautiful son of a bitch.
Didnt set literally fuck horus tho...
He did... Don't worry, they used protection. :)
BUT HOW HE MAKE BABY WIT DA GOLDEN PEEPEE?
+Pop da Bootay Magic?
first
ew
who is Osiris you might ask? He's a god that desperately needs a buff and or rework in smite. He is useless and never played!!
Never played huh? So like all those pro games this last split that had him in the solo lane never happened?
No I just never see him. He's so easy to shut down and he's been nerfed across the board so he does less damage than most of the guardians. His early game is strong but longevity is poor. You build him damage and he just dosent have the survival but you build him full tank or half and half and he still falls off damage wise. Not only did he get a small passive nerf but they hit his attackspeed and power scaling in earlier patches and hit quin and witch blade which were great items on him and really allowed him to shine. People wanna tour his small defensive buff as awesome but I have 2k worshipers on my Osiris and he's nothing resembling viable in good matches.
+Mark Sorensen you are stupid.
+Mark Sorensen He's not easy to shut down. He's easy to SCREW UP when playing him. He's the hard mode of the Warriors. You have to constantly Harris the opponent in lane but never overshoot things.
Once the early game has passed, Osiris becomes a monster. He doesn't need buffs
+Epic-Fran! so how would build build him for a standard game.
I would love to hear what will you narrate in 'Who is Guan Yu'
Sarcofagawesome