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I dont know about you but I have never released a hot object automatically. I usually register shocking pain before I make a conscious decision to throw the hot object.
Not sure if you've already coverd this, but sons of the forest might be interesting. it has a mix between religion and very interesting mutations. If you can guess which one I've named " the chlamydia monster" ill give you a crisp high five.
The xenomorph anglerfish prions got him, he tried to warn us a d we didn't listen. That's why he sounds different and why he didn't talk properly about the three creatures
Sounds about Warhammer, too. FTL in 40k isn't "chronologically consistent," per se. Much of the reason why big name characters always have the opportunity to get screentime on demand is due to The Warp basically holding their ship hostage in between time and space.
Like, are these mfs even really scientists?? The right time to quarantine this dude was the second you pull him out of the ground. The second right time WAS when EVERYONE WITNESSED ELDRITCH TENTACLES COMING OUT OF HIS ORIFICES. Everything that happened is their fault bro, deserved.
Personally I'd say take out the scientist if you find yourself in a monster movie. Sure it'd be great to study this creature- But if it's killing us more efficiently than we can think of ways to trap it you'll have to settle for an autopsy. Yeah we'll be losing scientific data by killing it but at least we have something to study... assuming we didn't burn it to ash.
I really felt for this poor french dude, honestly. Made me genuinely sad, poor guy would not even understand what a sandwich was, could not understand mostly anyone at all, died alone and confused.
You know how sickness trigger an instinct in us to stay the heck away from said sick individual. These people are lacking that to the max. The moment that worm went in and out of his nose you could not pay be to be in the same building as him without proper ppe
Fossil fuels are _technically_ renewable which is the _worst_ kind of renewable. It's formed from the breakdown of organics under high temperature and pressure. Most of our oil and gas comes from plankton. However, this process takes _millions_ of years.
@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 Yeah and it wouldn't really be worth it... That's why I support nuclear! It'll last us a lot longer (we already have enough to last us 150 years at least), and we can mine it from asteroids if we do run low! Plus, no emissions! (from electricity generation, construction leads to some emissions but that's true for anything)
@@isaacthedestroyerofstuped7676 Eh, Nuclear Fissile stations are a workable shortstop until we can hit fusion I guess, but realistically we could likely find a source of energy that doesn't produce massively radioactive byproducts which need to be buried underground for thousands of years due to the danger they pose (and fissile byproducts are not always treated as strictly as they should be which could absolutely lead to issues down the line). Plus the side effects of a fissile malfunction are exponentially worse than pretty much any other fuel source, so there's that to think about. The main aim nowadays should be to find a supplementary source of energy that can be utilized as a renewable form of energy until fusion is achieved, because past that point energy concerns will be vastly less, well, concerning.
Bro, you need to cover the Strigoi from the book/tv series The Strain. I’m surprised you haven’t seen it yet as it seems like a show right up your alley.
so you see tentacles coming out of the man, and you not only fail to quarantine him, but you enter the room to be alone with him, AND initiate contact with him. Even one of those things are unforgivable sins. all of them together made it impossible to feel bad for bro when the rectacle came out and got him in the mouth. if i even see some tentacles writhing out of a persons body, they're getting burned on the spot.
Except killing the host in this instance would actually make things so much worse because the cephalopod would just burst out at the first sign of a threat, then it's gonna go for someone else...
@@SkyeRequiem001 you would think that his hatred of it would make him more willing to learn about it, so that he better understands how to kill the things in it...such as anglerfish.
Yikes how those things transfer between people in the film is NASTY. But strangely enough, parasites like the horsehair worm also leave out the rear, so maybe that was why the film went ... that route. The amount of French roasting had me in stitches, no idea how this man does it.
@@Archer89201 All I can tell you, is that when I was snorkeling on great barrier reef, I stayed in the middle of the group. We only saw one shark though.
Shelter comes from Old English scyldtruma which means shield troop and references the roman tortoise formation. Shield is related to shell however as they both derive from forms of Proto Indo European skelH which means to split. Ditto shelf, scale, shale, skull, skill, scalp, etc.
@@emoryogglethorp8180 Yeah it can be mental. TIL that the cow/beef distinction didn't really happen until the Georgians/Victorians. It's all Walter Scott's fault blaming the Norman invasion in Ivanhoe!
Oil comes from loads of things like plants and microorganisms The whole dinosaur misunderstanding came from the term “fossil fuels” and Sinclair oil deciding to play on that misunderstanding with using a dinosaur as a logo at the beginning of last century
I love that in these "monster biology explained" lessons, you, without fail, display savant level knowledge of any and all pickups that happen to be on screen for more than one single frame of film reel. Continue being awesome.
As a former Hyundai owner I can confirm. My timing belt snapped and hit the head gasket, causing a piston to smack the head gasket and warp it. We fixed it and then exactly 1 year later it happened all over again, I sold that thing to a scrap yard.
This request may be too bizarre Mr. Papa Roanoke, but since Halloween is almost upon us it’d be atomically cool to see you do a video on the trolls in Ernest Scared Stupid and their vulnerability to milk. It’s on brand since you’ve done weird childhood movies from the 90’s before and fun fact: the troll costumes are repurposed clowns from Killer Klowns from Outer Space even!
Probably the same reason your voice sounds different on a recording. The blocked sinuses means you can tell your voice sounds different To You (bc your skull is vibrating in a different way), but to everyone else (esp after the sound passes thru a mic) the difference is indistinguishable.
Years ago I came for science on Necromorphs and a dubious interest in starting with feet, but I stayed for the trashing of Jeeps and the modern automotive industry. Based as always, Roanoke.
If you pack your body with enough chemical preserves, then you should be good. After all, people survived huffing glow sticks and drinking bleach... But joke aside for real be safe and see a license physician.
@@BLOODKINGbro Chinese People are eating constantly feces, plastic and other toxic materials. So its pretty hard, maybe even impossible for parasites to survive inside them 😂
The guy in a cocoon in the ground for several hundred years and no one freaking out about possibility of vampire ,Undead ,Abomination ,Demon or such .Then Seeing worms come out of him time to get quarantined .
I think what I learned about the oil thing is that it was sort of a mix of creatures and WAS renewable. But the process takes so long and requires so much pure luck, and we’re running through our supply so fast, that we may as well treat it as non-renewable.
How can drowning be euphoric?? Think of the pain and discomfort when a mouthful of water goes down your wind pipe now multiply that by like infinity....
All horror films cease to work if everyone just communicates and acts on shared information. That being said- I really never wanna watch horror films, so thank you for reviewing them!
You can tell marine biology not is Roanoke's strong suit. Cephalopods are members of the mollusk phylum, therefore it can be called a mollusk while also being called a cephalopod.
6:37 FUN FACT! During the greatest oil spill in US history, microscopic organisms supposedly appeared out of nowhere and ate around half of the spilt oil on the ocean. Now with what you stated makes me think that they probably did actually originate with the oil being deep underground. Very neato
Oil came from organic matter, which decayed under specific circumstances. About 70% of it is assumed to have come from ancient kelp forests. Like coal came from ancient trees. But a large amount of fossil fuels came from fauna, which decayed in peat bogs. The acidity is what's really important though, so it wasn't all peat bogs.
@garretth8224 it doesn't take millions of years, it takes thousands. Still a long ass time, we couldn't replenish reserves in any kind of reasonable time frame. But it would happen. We could expedite the process, but we won't because it's stupid dangerous. And it would only cut the time by a few centuries. Fun fact, China and India will be sitting on the largest oil reserves in around five to ten thousand years if they begin the process now. Also, those countries probably won't exist by then either. Shit, China might not exist in a decade.
''Stone anything is _always_ the superior choice'' said Roanoke Gaming, revving his Flintstones pick-up. * wrote this joke before the two (so far) rants about pickups. ** but... cephalopods _are_ mollusks. To be fair though, I don't call my cat a chordate either.
I tried watching this movie as soon as I saw the video came out but couldn’t make it through. Love that you give the rundown on movies I can’t waste my mind space on. Crossing my fingers you will cover “Slotherhouse” because I’ve never made it through that “movie” either.
Just started playing Guts and Blackpowder and now Roanoke covers another piece of media started because of horrors befalling the napoleonic French. Truly amazing
I think in honor of the Until Dawn Remake / Remaster, you should do a video explaining the science behind the transformation and the reasoning for the physical abilities of the wendigo
It's just the song itself. It's from doom 2016, gets quiet, and picks back up repeatedly. It just sounds like it stops because it is so quiet with how it is used in the video
Hey Roanoke, I think you should look at the HK virus evolved humans from dead island 2. I find their enhanced abillities with the retention of their humanity to be fasinating, and that the HK Virus could be refined to do this in all humans with time.
Mostly commenting for the Almighty Algorithm, but genuinely wondering. I work in restaurant kitchens and there's a rule, "don't drop it no matter how hot it is" so we don't waste anything. If the spine is supposed to make the executive order to drop something hot, how is the brain overriding that?
Could be that the initial instruction turns into a tiny voice in your brain priming it to ready a “maintain grip” instruction that ultimately overrides the knee-jerk “throwaway” reaction. Or in other words, your brain is already bracing for the situation, and mentally preparing itself for the override.
Working in restaurant kitchen too and I have a habit of frequen accidents involving my work knifes due to my clumsiness. At some point I stoppped having a pain reaction to it and just think "Oh, what a mess. Time to clean real fast" Muscle memory and repeated pain signals, allow you to effectively "rewire" what your response is.
6:13 I once talked with someone who was a former geologist/surveyor for a massive oil company, and he said there is so much oil that it’s nauseating. And also as a point of clarification, he worked there as recently as like 7 years ago, so it’s not like someone who was doing it in the 70s. The Debeers/diamond analogy is a great one based on what I learned from that conversation.
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can you do more super soldier breakdowns, thx!!
Roanoke Gaming Can you please do a video on The Edenians From mortal Kombat
Awesome video!Have you ever heard of Parasite Eve? That would make a GREAT video!
I dont know about you but I have never released a hot object automatically. I usually register shocking pain before I make a conscious decision to throw the hot object.
Not sure if you've already coverd this, but sons of the forest might be interesting. it has a mix between religion and very interesting mutations. If you can guess which one I've named " the chlamydia monster" ill give you a crisp high five.
Girls hate it when I suddenly send them photographs of parasites
Turns out, no one wants unsolicited tick pics.
Damn, Im early
I love you
noted thanks
@@Waphyxismsame here.
Well done. 👏
>Roanoke mentioning the depths of the ocean.
>Not talking about the anglerfish.
Who are you and what you did with Roanoke?
Check him for RE Wesker tentacles, he's been taken over as a host for the butt Octopus 🐙
Clearly it’s an AI programmed to speak with his voice. :V
He's an AI now, you can tell because his voice is deeper
His intense internal hatred for the French made him blind to the his guttural fear of the anglerfish
The xenomorph anglerfish prions got him, he tried to warn us a d we didn't listen. That's why he sounds different and why he didn't talk properly about the three creatures
This movie proves French people can live underground like worms, its a normal reaction when they see a predator of some kind
Does that mean Americans are Groundhogs? As America wouldn't exist without said worms.
This is how they discovered truffles.
Based😂
As a french man, yes.
Every French person is born with the innate urge to burrow into the ground and hide from god
Every time you make us manually breath, an angler fish is born.
Every time he doesn't mention the feet, another angler fish is born. Only closer to Roanoke.
Jokes on him I spent the majority of my youth dealing with panic attacks. So me manually breathing is just a reflex at this point.
OR does your manual breathing come from an angler fish being born?
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Manually breathing isnt bed, when i do it while focussing on myself i just calm down ^^
Q) Why does John smell like the weird now mysteriously dead guy?
A) Stay away from John.
A useful tactic for when someone smells like ass even without mysterious circumstances
Digging out a french person from the ground must be the scariest thing you have covered on this channel.
Other than anglerfish 😂
Imagine being the last survivor of the napoleonic wars only to explode from a tentacle monster 200 years in the future.
Thanks for the likes yall
Huge mood
Sounds about Warhammer, too.
FTL in 40k isn't "chronologically consistent," per se. Much of the reason why big name characters always have the opportunity to get screentime on demand is due to The Warp basically holding their ship hostage in between time and space.
Phrasing 😏
Didn't even get to partake in tentacular media
Like, are these mfs even really scientists?? The right time to quarantine this dude was the second you pull him out of the ground. The second right time WAS when EVERYONE WITNESSED ELDRITCH TENTACLES COMING OUT OF HIS ORIFICES.
Everything that happened is their fault bro, deserved.
They were scientist, the people who wrote them, were not
Got some Prometheus and Covenant "scientists" in this movie is all
Personally I'd say take out the scientist if you find yourself in a monster movie.
Sure it'd be great to study this creature- But if it's killing us more efficiently than we can think of ways to trap it you'll have to settle for an autopsy.
Yeah we'll be losing scientific data by killing it but at least we have something to study... assuming we didn't burn it to ash.
I really felt for this poor french dude, honestly. Made me genuinely sad, poor guy would not even understand what a sandwich was, could not understand mostly anyone at all, died alone and confused.
They are scientist but also french, so thats like their biggest mistake
You know how sickness trigger an instinct in us to stay the heck away from said sick individual. These people are lacking that to the max. The moment that worm went in and out of his nose you could not pay be to be in the same building as him without proper ppe
...and a flamethrower.
@@jackrylebonclaw7270And flamethrowers, right. Couldn't forget that
At this point this monster gives humanity a favor, by removing genetic dead ends.
Yeah at that point I would have absolutely gone out the window. Couldn’t pay me enough to hang out there.
Fossil fuels are _technically_ renewable which is the _worst_ kind of renewable.
It's formed from the breakdown of organics under high temperature and pressure. Most of our oil and gas comes from plankton.
However, this process takes _millions_ of years.
There's a way we could immensely speed up the process, but it would still take thousands of years to replenish.
@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 Yeah and it wouldn't really be worth it...
That's why I support nuclear! It'll last us a lot longer (we already have enough to last us 150 years at least), and we can mine it from asteroids if we do run low! Plus, no emissions! (from electricity generation, construction leads to some emissions but that's true for anything)
@@isaacthedestroyerofstuped7676 literally nuclear, solar, wind, hamster on a giant wheel.
Anythings better than fossil fuels.
@@isaacthedestroyerofstuped7676 Be careful Big Oil doesn't find you, theres a reason progress towards better energy sources is so slow or mocked.
@@isaacthedestroyerofstuped7676
Eh, Nuclear Fissile stations are a workable shortstop until we can hit fusion I guess, but realistically we could likely find a source of energy that doesn't produce massively radioactive byproducts which need to be buried underground for thousands of years due to the danger they pose (and fissile byproducts are not always treated as strictly as they should be which could absolutely lead to issues down the line). Plus the side effects of a fissile malfunction are exponentially worse than pretty much any other fuel source, so there's that to think about.
The main aim nowadays should be to find a supplementary source of energy that can be utilized as a renewable form of energy until fusion is achieved, because past that point energy concerns will be vastly less, well, concerning.
Bro, you need to cover the Strigoi from the book/tv series The Strain. I’m surprised you haven’t seen it yet as it seems like a show right up your alley.
The entire time I was watching it, I was thinking the same thing.
The strain is such a good book.
Tv show is to long Roanoke would have to watch the whole thing before he'd cover it is my understanding
Whoa how do you make those words blue and contain a link.
@@mementomori771than he could do the Reaper virus from Blade 2 as that was pretty similar
so you see tentacles coming out of the man, and you not only fail to quarantine him, but you enter the room to be alone with him, AND initiate contact with him.
Even one of those things are unforgivable sins. all of them together made it impossible to feel bad for bro when the rectacle came out and got him in the mouth. if i even see some tentacles writhing out of a persons body, they're getting burned on the spot.
Let's let the janitor kiss the carrier in 28 weeks later energy
Except killing the host in this instance would actually make things so much worse because the cephalopod would just burst out at the first sign of a threat, then it's gonna go for someone else...
@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 you can just use fire.
I’m going out the window. Fuck me, goodbye. Out the window and I’m not coming in until that dude is quarantined.
Ahhh yes the french angler fish. Le Scare
Instead of a little light, it's a baguette
Don't give god ideas
@@manstermanman08 God doesnt exist 😅
@@uvveshlurvvesh6515why did you write that
Parasites in my hell hole, no thanks, that sounds unpleasant
That's a mood
Pretty sure that's "just" tapeworms, right?
Parasites: " oooo boy my favorite spot 😊😍
Makes it itch at night...
Cephalopoda is a class in the phylum Mollusca. Octopus are mollusks. That's why they keep calling it a mollusk.
I think it would just be more accurate to call them a cephalopod, though.
Clearly Roanoke just refuses to learn about the ocean
@@SkyeRequiem001 you would think that his hatred of it would make him more willing to learn about it, so that he better understands how to kill the things in it...such as anglerfish.
Reminds me of the dolphin situation.
Dolphins ARE whales.
@@kamikazipidgion Like, you wouldn't point at a cat and say "look, a mammal", because that just wouldn't be as accurate.
One thing I learned from this channel is the importance of parasites. But my least favorite parasite is still tapeworms
Yeah no thanks, I’d rather have raging allergies than a parasite living inside of me.
@@kogden8110same I have an intense fear of parasite
Yikes how those things transfer between people in the film is NASTY.
But strangely enough, parasites like the horsehair worm also leave out the rear, so maybe that was why the film went ... that route.
The amount of French roasting had me in stitches, no idea how this man does it.
The monster is somewhere out here, let's split up...
Master class strategy.
Never split up the party. - dnd tpk
@@BLOODKINGbro Especially if the tentacle monster is after men, that's a sin against the gods.
"Hey bro, something not so chill just happened".
If you are faste you split up hoping the monster chases the other guy and gives you time to run
@@Archer89201 All I can tell you, is that when I was snorkeling on great barrier reef, I stayed in the middle of the group. We only saw one shark though.
Shelter comes from Old English scyldtruma which means shield troop and references the roman tortoise formation.
Shield is related to shell however as they both derive from forms of Proto Indo European skelH which means to split. Ditto shelf, scale, shale, skull, skill, scalp, etc.
The history of the English language is weird and I love it LOL
@@emoryogglethorp8180
Yeah it can be mental. TIL that the cow/beef distinction didn't really happen until the Georgians/Victorians. It's all Walter Scott's fault blaming the Norman invasion in Ivanhoe!
Oil comes from loads of things like plants and microorganisms
The whole dinosaur misunderstanding came from the term “fossil fuels” and Sinclair oil deciding to play on that misunderstanding with using a dinosaur as a logo at the beginning of last century
The vast majority comes from carboniferous forests, which has a unique set of factors that made those vast forests very likely to turn into oil.
so, about the cephalopod/mollusk thing. cephalopods are actually in the phylum mollusca, making them a type of mollusk!
Thank you! I actually went into the comments to say just that! It was bugging me so much throughout what is otherwise an enjoyable episode.
I was looking for this comment right after he said that lol
Umbrella groups get the best of us at times.
@@acuddlyheadcrab yep just like killer whales being dolphins which is part of the whale (cetacean) umbrella.
That is actually really cool! do I know how a snail and a octopus came from the same thing? NOPE BUT COOL TO KNOW!
It's so awful that it makes you start MANUALLY BREATHING.
Rude
Start MANUALLY BLINKING! Idiot
Nice try.
Clickity Clackity your breathing is now a manual activity
Bruh
I love that in these "monster biology explained" lessons, you, without fail, display savant level knowledge of any and all pickups that happen to be on screen for more than one single frame of film reel. Continue being awesome.
As a former Hyundai owner I can confirm.
My timing belt snapped and hit the head gasket, causing a piston to smack the head gasket and warp it.
We fixed it and then exactly 1 year later it happened all over again, I sold that thing to a scrap yard.
We really need a montage of the times Roanoke talks about proud vehicles or just mentions it. It's just perfectly golden
YES
We need a car side channel.
Roanoke Sailing would work.
@24:57 lmao i didn't expect a boogie cameo
This request may be too bizarre Mr. Papa Roanoke, but since Halloween is almost upon us it’d be atomically cool to see you do a video on the trolls in Ernest Scared Stupid and their vulnerability to milk. It’s on brand since you’ve done weird childhood movies from the 90’s before and fun fact: the troll costumes are repurposed clowns from Killer Klowns from Outer Space even!
I second this!!
Yes!
"Which may or may not be orange"
So true, when I spent my pre-work morning chasing my orange escapee as he tried to embrace his unga bunga energy.
What does this mean? 😂
Day 15 of asking Roanoke to face his fears and cover subnautica.
Was afraid you stopped. Never stop. Make him traumatize himself
Not me sitting here currently waiting for a call back from the dealer about my Hyundai.
The shade you be throwing is real, bro.
The choice of hell walker for the background music is distracting, I was sitting here rocking out while a dude was getting wrecked by some worms.
31:50 me when the lights get turned on while im eating shredded cheese in the dark at 1 in the morning
I really am sorry to say this, but cephalopods are a type of mollusk. Mollusk is a phylum and cephalopod is a class.
How the heck do you turn cephalopods into a search link? Clicking on it literally searches for cephalopods on UA-cam.
THAT SPLIT SECOND OF THE GUY PUKING HIS GUTS OUT LMAO
AI Roanoke, he tried saying he wouldn't use AI earlier. Freudian slip. The angler has him
Yeah that was disgusting
Thats LA Beast i think.
Any ETA for a video on the Quarians from Mass Effect?
Looking into it! and thank you for the superchat bro!
The one day the angler fish didn’t catch that fade.
I literally can never tell the difference when UA-camrs apologize for sounding sick.
Probably the same reason your voice sounds different on a recording. The blocked sinuses means you can tell your voice sounds different To You (bc your skull is vibrating in a different way), but to everyone else (esp after the sound passes thru a mic) the difference is indistinguishable.
I looked for a breakdown for Hellhole only two days ago, and now I get one from you! Oh, Roanoke, you always deliver.
Shoutout to Raycon fr. Keeping my favorite creator paid and delivering great sound.
Nothing gets me shouting "SKULL YEAH BRUTHERRR" like Roanoke talking about trucks while Doom music plays in the background
34:00 "it catches up almost immediately" .... WHAT?!? LOL
As you said "we are all now manually breathing" I literally took a breath. Get out my head bro lmaao
I came for the sci-fi monster explanation but stayed for the French hate.
It's the englishmen most base(d) instinct.
That "You are now manually breathing" only works on me about half the time.
My favourite thing about your channel is your scientific rambles and how often you go off course with other cool facts.💜
Roanoke: "We are now all manually breathing!"
Me: "You bastard..."
😂😂😂
Whenever Roanoke says “I’m glad you asked”, I know I’m about to learn something.
I nearly got sick watching those worms come out while I'm eating dinner. Good God lol
Years ago I came for science on Necromorphs and a dubious interest in starting with feet, but I stayed for the trashing of Jeeps and the modern automotive industry. Based as always, Roanoke.
Yo, so I pause it at 3:00 just to comment, I'm roughly from Illyrian area, and man, how did you miss that "R"?? It was right there, taunting you...
I Love when the Science videos turn briefly into Mechanic/Car Videos. This is what I live for.
Cephalopods are a class within phylum mollusca, thus making an octopus still a mollusk.
Every time Roanoke talks about parasites I start feeling itchy.
I love the random car guy factoids, it bristles my dopamine receptors.
Honestly the biggest sin with this movie is nobody in production actually learning about oil acquisition
**laughs in steak tartare**
Caffeine, whisky and tobacco has rendered my body immune to parasites. I can’t even survive in it
If you pack your body with enough chemical preserves, then you should be good.
After all, people survived huffing glow sticks and drinking bleach...
But joke aside for real be safe and see a license physician.
@@BLOODKINGbro Chinese People are eating constantly feces, plastic and other toxic materials.
So its pretty hard, maybe even impossible for parasites to survive inside them 😂
@4:05 all due respect Papa Roanoke, my two roommates both own Hyundai's and they're both over 50,000 mi and neither of them have thrown a rod..
Yet
@@BullFrogFace meh.. ones at 70k+ the other is at 120,000+ or close to it & they are both fine because we don't beat the piss out of them..
Around
The..... outbreak of specific car facts are just the best
Dude Chevy never needed longterm reliability, because their bodies rotted away after 7-8 years.
You know, as a french, I could fell offended, but nah, everything was pretty on point X)
The guy in a cocoon in the ground for several hundred years and no one freaking out about possibility of vampire ,Undead ,Abomination ,Demon or such .Then Seeing worms come out of him time to get quarantined .
While I don’t really care that much about cars, somehow I always find it amusing when Roanoke gets distracted by them in the reviews!
Jokes on you I was already breathing manually
My all metal Nissan (dotsun) d21 saved my life when i was teeboned + flipped 3 times. RiP my big red friend
I think what I learned about the oil thing is that it was sort of a mix of creatures and WAS renewable. But the process takes so long and requires so much pure luck, and we’re running through our supply so fast, that we may as well treat it as non-renewable.
How can drowning be euphoric?? Think of the pain and discomfort when a mouthful of water goes down your wind pipe now multiply that by like infinity....
The deliriousness caused by oxygen deprivation? Plus the brains inexplicable reaction to “flood the body with dopamines” after great pain.
0:14 now you have no choice but to make a venom video
Fr fr
Thought he did that. Could be wrong.
Can confirm, I am wrong. Gg
1:16 bro's tongue twisted
Brooo you had to stamp it oh my GODDD lmao
its a misconception that oil is from the dinos era oil is much much older from mostly plant life
Always watch new vids twice. Once at work in the background, and once at home where I can actually pay attention
“Committed to speaking a dead language” is the best French insult of this video - and I love all of them
All horror films cease to work if everyone just communicates and acts on shared information. That being said- I really never wanna watch horror films, so thank you for reviewing them!
Tremors, The Thing, and Alien would have a word with you
Descent, the cabin in the woods, 28 days later, from dusk til dawn, dog soldiers... There are loads dude
Those old Nissan and Toyota trucks are best every day and off road rides
Love these trucks
I love my 21 tacoma, so nice and my first taco 😂
You can tell marine biology not is Roanoke's strong suit. Cephalopods are members of the mollusk phylum, therefore it can be called a mollusk while also being called a cephalopod.
his sheer hatred of the anglerfish entirely prevents him from absorbing such information
6:37 FUN FACT! During the greatest oil spill in US history, microscopic organisms supposedly appeared out of nowhere and ate around half of the spilt oil on the ocean. Now with what you stated makes me think that they probably did actually originate with the oil being deep underground. Very neato
Oil came from organic matter, which decayed under specific circumstances. About 70% of it is assumed to have come from ancient kelp forests. Like coal came from ancient trees. But a large amount of fossil fuels came from fauna, which decayed in peat bogs. The acidity is what's really important though, so it wasn't all peat bogs.
Isn't oil still 99.9% finite though?
@@CassandraYConsidering it takes millions of years it is finite.
@garretth8224 it doesn't take millions of years, it takes thousands. Still a long ass time, we couldn't replenish reserves in any kind of reasonable time frame. But it would happen. We could expedite the process, but we won't because it's stupid dangerous. And it would only cut the time by a few centuries.
Fun fact, China and India will be sitting on the largest oil reserves in around five to ten thousand years if they begin the process now. Also, those countries probably won't exist by then either.
Shit, China might not exist in a decade.
@@CassandraY Yeah, it's only renewable by technicality. By reasonable standards? That shi is one of the LEAST renewable resources in the entire world.
Id just like to say thank you for using doom 2016 intro music 😂 i heard that! Good taste haha
''Stone anything is _always_ the superior choice'' said Roanoke Gaming, revving his Flintstones pick-up.
* wrote this joke before the two (so far) rants about pickups.
** but... cephalopods _are_ mollusks. To be fair though, I don't call my cat a chordate either.
I tried watching this movie as soon as I saw the video came out but couldn’t make it through. Love that you give the rundown on movies I can’t waste my mind space on. Crossing my fingers you will cover “Slotherhouse” because I’ve never made it through that “movie” either.
Based DOOM 16 usage.
Clearly, the superior Doom remake
Just started playing Guts and Blackpowder and now Roanoke covers another piece of media started because of horrors befalling the napoleonic French. Truly amazing
I think in honor of the Until Dawn Remake / Remaster, you should do a video explaining the science behind the transformation and the reasoning for the physical abilities of the wendigo
He said he would.
The joy in your vouce when you said "The demons are coming inside him" got me laughing so hard 😂
What's up with the music starting and stopping in this video? At like 5:00
It's just the song itself. It's from doom 2016, gets quiet, and picks back up repeatedly. It just sounds like it stops because it is so quiet with how it is used in the video
I don't have notifications for your videos, but I watch them so much that I don't need them. I watch your videos while playing video games. Soothing!
@5:19 so humans are just warhammer 40k orks. we write something down and then down the line it becomes real. Neat... OH NO oh nooooooo
Tha’s a roight gud obsa-vashun dat iz.
… uh-oh.
Been a little while since I’ve watched a Roanoke vid, only change I can see is that he’s slightly more chaotic, I love it
Hey Roanoke, I think you should look at the HK virus evolved humans from dead island 2. I find their enhanced abillities with the retention of their humanity to be fasinating, and that the HK Virus could be refined to do this in all humans with time.
Ah the Roanoke vehicle review channel inside of a movie review channel, disguised as a gaming channel. lol.
Mostly commenting for the Almighty Algorithm, but genuinely wondering. I work in restaurant kitchens and there's a rule, "don't drop it no matter how hot it is" so we don't waste anything. If the spine is supposed to make the executive order to drop something hot, how is the brain overriding that?
human will
Instinct vs conscious thought.
Could be that the initial instruction turns into a tiny voice in your brain priming it to ready a “maintain grip” instruction that ultimately overrides the knee-jerk “throwaway” reaction.
Or in other words, your brain is already bracing for the situation, and mentally preparing itself for the override.
Working in restaurant kitchen too and I have a habit of frequen accidents involving my work knifes due to my clumsiness. At some point I stoppped having a pain reaction to it and just think "Oh, what a mess. Time to clean real fast"
Muscle memory and repeated pain signals, allow you to effectively "rewire" what your response is.
A new episode let's gooooooo!!! So hyped for this!
My auditory processing hates whatever background music were playing while you were literally talking today.
literally, i live in england and when he releases the vids i normally have them on to sleep to but it’s keeping me up hearing that music
6:13 I once talked with someone who was a former geologist/surveyor for a massive oil company, and he said there is so much oil that it’s nauseating. And also as a point of clarification, he worked there as recently as like 7 years ago, so it’s not like someone who was doing it in the 70s. The Debeers/diamond analogy is a great one based on what I learned from that conversation.
The music bothers me so much, it comes on and off. Normally I don't mind, but it's just so jarring.
Hahahaha play doom and you'll understand
@@XTaronyuX oh, is that where it's from? Got it. Thanks
agreed, it was very distracting.
Don't let anyone tell you how to make videos. I love you're videos because you make me learn.
So when we getting a Venom video? :D
Been watching your channel for a long while. Always love when I get a notification for a new vid
That’s what life is. One Vile task after another
You might not see this but your channel is the reason I’m going back to college & uni to study biology. Ty, your vids are always great :D