I really like Danny's sincerity and honesty in his reviews. I'd eat anywhere that he rates as having excellent food, and avoid anywhere that he says isn't providing good food. Massive thumbs up and kudos to the cameraman, who I think always does an excellent job of providing fantastic photography and editing of the work.
Danny is a top bloke. He feels bad marking places down and before now the lowest mark I've seen is 6. Most places get an 8 or 9. The fact he gave this place a 1 speaks volumes.
Goodness me I've never seen someones subscriber numbers sky rocket like yer man here... Mans popped up as a recommendation a few days ago & if ever a fella should be on telly it's this man. In this toxic rather hate filled world this man is the perfect antidote.
Everyone reading this from this day forward is here because they watched the Grandma’s Breakfast.... now they’re hooked EDIT: all those claiming they didn’t..... yeah ya’did
Your dead right. I watched grandmas breakfask and this was the second vid hahaha. I dont know if I'm hooked though. He's only had a fry up and a shitty chip shop snackbox so far. Hardly mind blowing.
Dude this guy is ace, no ego, not pretending to be someone, just being himself, me and the guys in the office was just singing your praises pal. I'd never watch food review club after seeing your content dude seen a lot of it too!
There are some amazing restaurants in the strangest places. I ate at a small pub in South Ayrshire and it was like a Michelin star restaurant. Sorry about that Danny.
I was in hysterics when you said the sausage looks like it needs to go on holiday and it looks like a dead finger was - was too funny. There’s no way on earth I could eat any of that but well done for doing it to bring us some entertainment.😀😀😀
I can’t believe that when I guy shows up with a camera and going to put on UA-cam that they don’t give him the best damn food box that they have ever made. Time to call the health department. Save some lives.
I mean it’s very standard in the uk in general when I would have something like this it would be ribs wings and chips fired sausage trash 🗑 fried pizza is ok if it’s just a bit onion rings are good but they do it trash and chips vary on place
This man is two things; simple & effective. And I fucking love it. I’m sick of all these pretentious food reviewers, this bloke will eat anywhere. Proper down to earth with good banter😂.keep smashing it out Danny🔥👊
This is my all-time favourite video of Danny’s; come back and watch it again every so often and it never stops being funny. Wish you’d do some more shite places as it’s much more entertaining to watch! 😂
Uncooked food is not for him? Id say that applies to everyone mate, there is being polite then there is being just bad at what you are trying to do. You can't give people a pass on serving you raw food... glad it wasn't any of the meat
@@MrCheesyBaconBits Ur not reading my comment bro he was polite about it when he could have said that it was shit and that he wouldn't give it to a dead person
@@exicityyt5345 Saying something is bad is NOT disrespectful if its true, you can't have a food reviewer making raw food seem acceptable just because he doesn't wanna hurt any feelings.
With so many legitimately great takeaways around, it's amazing people are willing to settle for cheap, inedible crap like this. The saying you get what you pay for has never seemed more apt.
Agreed. I’ve got a place near me and it’s your typical and local takeaway place that dabbles in pizza, kebab, wraps, chips, wedges, burgers and whatever else and their burgers/pizzas are really nice. I then see someone settle for something like what Danny got from this trash dump and I’m sat there thinking “what why”.
@@forexalised9053 true, but single-use plastic shouldn't be reused for food purposes since the plastic can degrade. You can do this yourself if you want at home by any means, but it looks really weird for a professional restaurant to do this. Why can't they just buy a glass container to keep it in so then no plastic is being used? Lol
then again, being able to get a kebab with fish and chips is very convenient. I found a few kebab shops that are better than chippies. Fish just excellent, chips, everything. All comes down to the people running the place and whether they care or not.
Loving these videos, Grandma's breakfast made me mega jealous, this made me thankful to be on keto, this looks absolutely rank. I'm surprised you didn't have food poisoning, it looks uncooked. Your personality is incredible, I've watched about eight of your videos today, hooked.
So bossman is still hungry. The food must be really off putting for him not to eat the food. I will be surprised if this place is still open in six months time.
the worse thing is, they saw you with a camera and stuff. they knew you were filming and they still chose to serve you that. imagine what they are giving to their regular customers.
That’s a night in the royal infirmary for you lol sadly all pizza crunches are like that . Even though it’s cheap as chips can beat it with some thick curry sauce . But from my local lol
@@GameNwatch82 The best pizza crunches are the ones you make at home yourself. A decent quality deep fryer big enough for a quarter of a regular sized good quality oven pizza or half a mini one that pays itself back in superior pizza crunches and in how much money you save overall compared to ordering in is only about £30.
A friend in Scotland introduced me to the munchie box about 10 years ago. We ordered one for a laugh. It was much better than the one here. Edible food with more variety. Unhealthy of course. I didn't think these were designed for families but for drunk people in the middle of the night.
This might be the funniest review! I thought at the start he grew a mullet, I thought look at the state; and was laughing, then realised it was a wig converted in a Scottish hat! I loved the effort he put in! Then he referred to the Sausages as a 'dead finger!' Also ' needs an holiday that,' Frickin' split my side's up, this whole review!
we have probably all ate something like this coming home from town at 2 am in the morning then blamed the beer for it gushing out your bum hole at 100 mph at 5 am ?
Lol, sorry you wasted your journey coming up to my home town for that, that place is easily in the top 5 worst places to eat in greenock, you literally could have driven down the street to a far superior chippy, i hope this experience has not put you off coming back up the road again, to Scotland haha. Loving the videos by the way, just came across them the other day, keep them coming!
@Richie B, I'm from down south and when Danny arrived at the place I had in my mind that he would be getting something at least a BIT exotic. When the guy he spoke with in the shop described what he was getting he should have just walked out and said something like 'I've travelled x miles from Leeds to get THIS??' When he opened up the box can you honestly say you have seen a less appetising box of food? OK I'm Italian by descent but the Italians KILL you with their food because 1. it looks so FANTASTIC, to entice you and 2. then you TASTE it. Kudos to our excellent host for the honest, truthful and yet respectful comments, full of northern humour and charm.
Dan mate , I known this is an older video and 1 you probably want to forget, but for me , it's a solid 10 😂, if anyone is having a bad day , watch this video, the comments on the food are just great and make you laugh 😂 iv watched this video a few times now and crease everytime , cheers Dan love the channel ❤
I’ve just started watching from the start great videos for cheering you up and how polite ! This meal looked blooming awful but dead fingers and wart infested burgers cracked me up 😅
I have a feeling someone was winding you up when they recommended that place Danny. I don't think you could've found a worse place if you tried. If you happen to be back up and want good fish and chips, check out the Wee Hurrie in Troon, Ayrshire
This is shocking, there are some fantastic takeaways in Greenock he could have tried. The best ice cream I've ever had is at the West Station cafe Greenock.
@James Laing the guy knew the score, so he thought he'd give it a 'do. how did he know this place existed ? it's no fae pracks like you who whom pretend otherwise. ...this is what he does. this kid is not YOUR problem, ken ?
This is the only time I've seen Danny give a bad review, but looking at all the dry undercooked food I don't blame him. They threw a fucking raw beef burger into a fryer. The place should honestly be shut down for doing that. If you're gonna have a box of fried food, even if it was better quality and actually cooked, you'd expect some sauce to go with it. Fried food from a cheap takeaway is always going to be dry and fairly tasteless, I couldn't eat any of that without eat least ketchup.
Best episode! We need more ones like this where Danny finds the worst places and tries them! +1 to do this Danny please feed us we are hungry baby birds. Cheeeeep!
"Who is that guy? I don't recognise him, so he's nobody important. So I won't bother putting any extra effort into cooking the food, it won't matter, it won't get any views." 4 months and one granny cooking from her home later... "Oh no."
I'm going to apologize on behalf of my fellow Scotts. This place is known to be a joke. I buy a crunch box for my grandson in Glasgow has all the above including haggis and I pay £9 for it from taste spot in Sutherland and you have choice of chip or fritters choice of drink this was a disgusting prank the box looks tastier than those contents.
Hey, in defence of that, maybe the till was low on change and he decided to get one of the notes he had. It does happen (and sometimes it's easier than going through the refund process!)
I watched the grandmas breakfast & now I can’t stop watching legend!
Hahaha same here
@@jessejames1999 ditto lol
i started there too!!!!
Sameeeeee
Me to and I live in thumbs up I'm going to pop in.
Surely I’m not the only one who came to watch this after He spoke about it on happy hour 😂
I had this and it wasn’t nice this was 2 years ago now. East and spice the most uk calorific food
Me too .. I missed this one
@Jim mcdonald boxing ✅ no u
Ye I did i searched his playlist to find it 😂😂😂😂😂
Me to
I have never heard such a polite " this is horrible review" before. Danny absolute legend for even tasting it, I would have flung in the bin
and the bin would have spat it back out :D
@@helvete983 it would literally cause a singularity and then stop existing due to nothing wanting it to
It should have been flung across the counter back at the tosser that served it
This was his worst reviewed food/takeaway but my favourite episode for some reason. Always come back to watch it.
Get a life
It’s one of my favourites too. Danny’s expressions in this one are hilarious.
I've watched about ten of your videos, and this is the first time I have seen you not happy 😂😂
Do you blame him. I wouldn’t feed That shite to seagulls.
@@cumbrianmackem9296 If i had to choose between eat that or pay 13 quid i would pay 13 quid even if i got nothing from it.
@@0xb1_ haha!! I think I’d rather take my chance with Covid19 than eat that. Better odds 😂
I love your videos ultimate handyman. Learned a lot, thanks to you
@Ultimate Handyman
"Feed a family for £13"… but only if you really hate them.
😂🤣🤣
lmao
When the dog won't have it and the buzzards walk away cause they're to nauseated to fly.
Pretty accurate 😂
hahahahahahahahha
I really like Danny's sincerity and honesty in his reviews. I'd eat anywhere that he rates as having excellent food, and avoid anywhere that he says isn't providing good food. Massive thumbs up and kudos to the cameraman, who I think always does an excellent job of providing fantastic photography and editing of the work.
The sausage needs to go holiday abroad 🤣🤣🤣 this guy never fails to crack me up
The sausage remind him of his lmao.
Danny is a top bloke. He feels bad marking places down and before now the lowest mark I've seen is 6. Most places get an 8 or 9. The fact he gave this place a 1 speaks volumes.
The place he gave a six didn't look six either so this must have been awful. Poor guy drove up to Scotland for for
The food box of death. Everything is the same colour. That ain't feeding a family, that's puttin em in a grave
this gives me the shits just looking at it
I think it's targeted towards hungry and drunk people not for the health conscious.
Uncooked beef won't kill you but I can't believe the people cooking it didn't check.
@@andytoon11 I was on about the oil and batter bro
@@alienallen7536 ahh fair enough
"You can't polish a turd."
But apparently this place can batter one.
lol nice one
The first time I head that phrase was from the movie Christine by John Carpenter. Lol funny scene.
😂😂
🏆Best line in comments 🏆
Great comment 😂😂
Absolutely love your commentary, got me in stitches. That sausage looks like it needs a day in the sun 😂 brilliant
Danny's such a nice guy, he almost seems apologetic for giving this terrible food a low score. Even gave them a bonus point for the Irn Bru.
👌
This is the takeaway he was talking about from the Happy Hour Podcast
I’m literally here because of that podcast haha
@@calm6432 same lool
This just came up in my recommended lol. Must’ve been because I watched the podcast haha
Me too 😂
Not all heroes wear capes
Goodness me I've never seen someones subscriber numbers sky rocket like yer man here...
Mans popped up as a recommendation a few days ago & if ever a fella should be on telly it's this man.
In this toxic rather hate filled world this man is the perfect antidote.
Unfortunately a lot of the toxic hate filled people followed.
''Mans'' ???? Grow up kid.
Love this guy funny jolly character he’s a show on his own reminds me of Peter Kay
@@dylvasey what??
@@dylvasey it's common UK slang, if you're bored of the food maybe you'll learn something watching.
Danny's so nice even if he got food poisoning from somewhere he'd still give it a 1 for trying to cook.
😂😂
Everyone reading this from this day forward is here because they watched the Grandma’s Breakfast.... now they’re hooked
EDIT: all those claiming they didn’t..... yeah ya’did
Wow, that's exactly how I ended up here. For some reason that Grandma's breakfast video was in my feed, and now I'm here, can't stop watching.
I only watched the grandmas yesterday been watching sense
Your dead right. I watched grandmas breakfask and this was the second vid hahaha. I dont know if I'm hooked though. He's only had a fry up and a shitty chip shop snackbox so far. Hardly mind blowing.
Lol yeah spot on :)
True.
Dude this guy is ace, no ego, not pretending to be someone, just being himself, me and the guys in the office was just singing your praises pal. I'd never watch food review club after seeing your content dude seen a lot of it too!
Quick tip from a Scottish native.
Anywhere with Spicy, East or West in its name. Steer clear!
puke take aways...
Think you can apply that anywhere. If they have to give you a clue about what you are about to eat then it's probably shite.
what kind of business can think this is good enough to put out. How are the owners not bankrupt?
@@StreetDrilla it's been in business for over 17 years too (we moved away from Greenock in 2008, it had been around for at least 2 years then).
Came back again to watch this, remembering how funny it was the first time! And look at the success Danny has had since then! Class
As a Scotsman I can only apologise to you for being served that shit. We do actually have decent take aways and restaurants I swear lol
Defo lmao
Aye, they saw him coming. We've so many interesting takeaways. My local curry is actually spot on for a shack in the middle of a rural village.
There are some amazing restaurants in the strangest places. I ate at a small pub in South Ayrshire and it was like a Michelin star restaurant. Sorry about that Danny.
@@Been_there_no_tshirt where was that pal?
@@essendoubleO.P Going back a few years now. It was near Straiton but I'll ask the all-wise one and see if she remembers.
You have been chosen by the algorithm. Godspeed brother
LMAO
hahaha
LOL same here
Nahhh bro, I'm subscribed to this guy
you are half robot without even knowing it
When he said that the sausage needed to go on holiday and get a tan! LMAO!! That was priceless!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
so did i. nearly died
@@johngardner4077 🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I was in hysterics when you said the sausage looks like it needs to go on holiday and it looks like a dead finger was - was too funny. There’s no way on earth I could eat any of that but well done for doing it to bring us some entertainment.😀😀😀
If you listen carefully you can hear the burger going "mooo"
I can’t believe that when I guy shows up with a camera and going to put on UA-cam that they don’t give him the best damn food box that they have ever made. Time to call the health department. Save some lives.
What if they *did* make the best damn food box they've ever made?! 🤮
@@danicahiggins7270 They probably did, and that's very concerning
I mean have you never watched kitchen nightmares?
Maybe the locals like it that way.
They will do fuck all - same Samir working there ,.,,,
If you’re feeding your family with that shit, social services need to be involved!
"enough to feed a family"
More like enough to kill a family lol
You're sounding like a Souf F.C supporter. Disgusting.
@@philipglancy8593 I think this country can do without the sort of families that eat this crap anyway lol.
I mean it’s very standard in the uk in general when I would have something like this it would be ribs wings and chips fired sausage trash 🗑 fried pizza is ok if it’s just a bit onion rings are good but they do it trash and chips vary on place
Can everyone chill it’s a joke
This man is two things; simple & effective. And I fucking love it. I’m sick of all these pretentious food reviewers, this bloke will eat anywhere. Proper down to earth with good banter😂.keep smashing it out Danny🔥👊
This is my all-time favourite video of Danny’s; come back and watch it again every so often and it never stops being funny. Wish you’d do some more shite places as it’s much more entertaining to watch! 😂
This bloke just saved some lives.... top stuff.
I like the fact that he is never disrespectful even when the chips were raw he simply said there not for him very professional
well he's reviewing the food, it's the whole point, raw chips is not just laziness but it's unprofessional and should he treated as such
@@DaveEd2499. did u just not read my comment...
Uncooked food is not for him? Id say that applies to everyone mate, there is being polite then there is being just bad at what you are trying to do. You can't give people a pass on serving you raw food... glad it wasn't any of the meat
@@MrCheesyBaconBits Ur not reading my comment bro he was polite about it when he could have said that it was shit and that he wouldn't give it to a dead person
@@exicityyt5345 Saying something is bad is NOT disrespectful if its true, you can't have a food reviewer making raw food seem acceptable just because he doesn't wanna hurt any feelings.
This is what happens when Car Share doesn’t get another series
I knew he was a familiar face! Good on Peter!
Killer response 😂😂
@@Vert-. a.aa
Thats what I was thinking too hahaha
Jonny vegas love child
With so many legitimately great takeaways around, it's amazing people are willing to settle for cheap, inedible crap like this. The saying you get what you pay for has never seemed more apt.
Agreed. I’ve got a place near me and it’s your typical and local takeaway place that dabbles in pizza, kebab, wraps, chips, wedges, burgers and whatever else and their burgers/pizzas are really nice. I then see someone settle for something like what Danny got from this trash dump and I’m sat there thinking “what why”.
I like how an inedible meal with a raw burger still gets a 2/10. What will it take to get lower than a 2?
Rotten
LOL. He gave it 2/10 because it came with a bottle of Irn Bru, otherwise it would have been 1/10.
Probably not include the irn bru
Food Poisoning
It’s not raw
You have to ask questions when you see vinegar poured out of a Tropicana bottle with a hole in top 😂 2:57
The food might be shit but, how does recycling a vessel mean anything at all? The planets dying mate.
@@forexalised9053 is T
@@forexalised9053 true, but single-use plastic shouldn't be reused for food purposes since the plastic can degrade. You can do this yourself if you want at home by any means, but it looks really weird for a professional restaurant to do this. Why can't they just buy a glass container to keep it in so then no plastic is being used? Lol
@@forexalised9053 kazza
@@designifyable True enough, but in the context of this dump in Greenock, the last of their worries should be the reused plastic bottle.
I'm from Scotland and we'd call that box 'rotten' so many decent places but don't buy a chippy munchies box from a kebab shop.
haha so true. he fucked it
then again, being able to get a kebab with fish and chips is very convenient. I found a few kebab shops that are better than chippies. Fish just excellent, chips, everything. All comes down to the people running the place and whether they care or not.
I'm from Scotland too, and that ain't no munch box I've ever saw 😂😂
Exactly
if the scotish wont eat it then theres no hope for that place
The way he bent the sausage had me rolling😂😂😂
Loving these videos, Grandma's breakfast made me mega jealous, this made me thankful to be on keto, this looks absolutely rank. I'm surprised you didn't have food poisoning, it looks uncooked. Your personality is incredible, I've watched about eight of your videos today, hooked.
"This sausage needs a tan" "this burger has warts" 😂😂 don't change
i should be sleeping but am watching this big northern bloke eat takeaways, youre a legend pal keep it up
same
Same
lol same
3:10
“Chipsnebottom”
“Hapiceacrunch”
“Sanglefresh”
“Double sooseig”
“Double hamberger”
“Chetnuggets”
“Onion rings”
“A two lieta bootle o joos”
Sounds lovely!
Lmao
Fit for a king!
Ugliest accent
lol
This review is comedy gold - he is suffering to save the rest of us, a true hero!
As a Scot I’m gunna have to apologise and say that looked fuckin horrific, the ones where I live are class
Me too😔
So bossman is still hungry. The food must be really off putting for him not to eat the food. I will be surprised if this place is still open in six months time.
The only good thing about that meal was the Irn-bru
@@IndieAndOldfilms agreed. Bossman had to go to another takeaway to get his food.
I'm used to a munchie box being, donner, mixed pakora, chips, onion rings, and sauce. This looked awful, wish he had got a decent munchie box.
Such a refreshing UA-camr. Seems like a genuinely nice guy and it's so relaxing to watch. Wishing you the best success !
the worse thing is, they saw you with a camera and stuff. they knew you were filming and they still chose to serve you that. imagine what they are giving to their regular customers.
That burger 😂😂😂 a good vet could bring that back to life
Crazy 🤣🤣
If he put the collar back on bet it could find it's way home. 😲
@@buchenwaldprisonersgrandso613 Yeah back to wherever rats live lol
Absolutely hilarious such a legend looks like a dead finger lol and i loved it when danny still tries to be polite and says its just not for me
He travelled all the way to Scotland for that crap. Legend. Cholesterol.
Should have walked back to burn it off lol.
@@Faliat burnt the dead man's fingers. 😝
Should have took it back & got a refund for coming all that way
That’s a night in the royal infirmary for you lol sadly all pizza crunches are like that . Even though it’s cheap as chips can beat it with some thick curry sauce . But from my local lol
@@GameNwatch82 The best pizza crunches are the ones you make at home yourself. A decent quality deep fryer big enough for a quarter of a regular sized good quality oven pizza or half a mini one that pays itself back in superior pizza crunches and in how much money you save overall compared to ordering in is only about £30.
A friend in Scotland introduced me to the munchie box about 10 years ago. We ordered one for a laugh. It was much better than the one here. Edible food with more variety. Unhealthy of course. I didn't think these were designed for families but for drunk people in the middle of the night.
He eats this so you don’t have to. The man is a legend and a hero.
Absolutely
Not ALL heroes wear capes
I liked the way the boss man got his wallet out from his back pocket for the change. A real clue to the dodgy business he's running.
None of them take card transactions. I swear to god. Every single kebab shop in the entire town.
Don’t be silly..That's incase they were robbed so the till isn’t full of notes..The shit hole needs shutting down its rank..
@@debbieu6565 more like tax evasion lol
@@nine-xs6nc aye and that lol 😂
Did it in confidence with a camera pointed at him as well.
I've only just starting watching these videos , but I love this guy . I'm a professional chef and love this
This is one of my favourite videos it made me cry laughing!!!
this is one of those restraunts you see on kitchen nightmares that thinks their food is good and doesnt understand why their business is failing.
@S p im not saying I wouldnt eat the fuck out of it after a long night of drinking
@@Killenmachine05 don’t lie mate, even with drink in you i highly doubt you’d munch down on half-cooked food
@Barry Burton how it's shit
@Barry Burton do they still do batterd Mars bars
@Barry Burton I'm sorry mate but you must have low standards or be very naive?
Love how they put so much effort in to placing the food in the box nice and neatly.
"When it comes to the fish... I'd have better luck pulling one out of the pond here" Lmao
This might be the funniest review! I thought at the start he grew a mullet, I thought look at the state; and was laughing, then realised it was a wig converted in a Scottish hat! I loved the effort he put in! Then he referred to the Sausages as a 'dead finger!' Also ' needs an holiday that,' Frickin' split my side's up, this whole review!
Omg! Is that a family crunch box YUM yum 😋....LOL I've watched this 10 times now makes me laugh every time.
been randomly recommended this channel from youtube and this is absolute gold
Same 😀👍.. this guys entertaining as f..K
When he said: if I roll down into this beautiful lake, bare with me.
I’m a first time viewer and I have to subscribe. So polite and honest. 💜
Two catfish in one comment section
@@mahadkamran5914 what is that supposed to mean?
@@peach7796 oh you are real? My bad. People who use pretty girls in their profile pics are usually catfishes.
@@mahadkamran5914 no harsh feelings, and thank you for the compliment. That was very sweet, enjoy your day 😊
Replies to comments get a 2/10 too here. Gross and greasy.
Whoever recommended this place to Danny was clearly doing it as a wind-up. That burger will make you unwell.
I'd be literally spraying that out of my bumhole within 12 hours of eating it, guaranteed.
@@thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261 Through the eye of a needle lol
I'm just trying to figure out why you couldn't put the thing on a griddle till its not raw looking at the least, then fry the thing. Absolutely horrid
we have probably all ate something like this coming home from town at 2 am in the morning then blamed the beer for it gushing out your bum hole at 100 mph at 5 am ?
@@chattyman4740 I think it was a spam burger which normally look like that but still awful quality
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Danny please be honest more often. This episode is soooo funny!. I've come here from the comments from GG's episode today!
This one was really funny. Danny's face and voice after trying the 'food' was a classic.
“It’s like a dead finger” ahahaha i found this channel yesterday and I’m hooked ... I can’t get enough of this man!
Grandma's kitchen made me feel warm inside, this came on afterwards and now I'm having an existential crisis.
I love in Greenock and I've never went to East West Spice mainly for the fact it's common knowledge its utter shite!!😂😂 loved this video! 👏
You should only love at home my friend.. loving on the street will get you arrested lol
That batter isn’t there to compliment the food it’s there to disguise it !
I’m absolutely howling watching this. I could watch all day. Keep they coming my man
Lol, sorry you wasted your journey coming up to my home town for that, that place is easily in the top 5 worst places to eat in greenock, you literally could have driven down the street to a far superior chippy, i hope this experience has not put you off coming back up the road again, to Scotland haha. Loving the videos by the way, just came across them the other day, keep them coming!
Yes Rich it did look disgusting. I’m sure there’s way better places to eat in Greenock than that?
@Richie B, I'm from down south and when Danny arrived at the place I had in my mind that he would be getting something at least a BIT exotic. When the guy he spoke with in the shop described what he was getting he should have just walked out and said something like 'I've travelled x miles from Leeds to get THIS??' When he opened up the box can you honestly say you have seen a less appetising box of food? OK I'm Italian by descent but the Italians KILL you with their food because 1. it looks so FANTASTIC, to entice you and 2. then you TASTE it. Kudos to our excellent host for the honest, truthful and yet respectful comments, full of northern humour and charm.
I was shocked that a place could be that bad, now I'm shocked that a local only puts it in the top 5 worse.
If Danny had known about the views from Lyle Hill that might have softened the blow.
Hi Danny, I decided to watch this video again. I'm pissing myself laughing. "they look like fingers". Brilliant! 😂
Place needs condemned too many imposters out there kidding on they are a real chippy.
A lot of these places are used for money laundering.
@@gilgammesh1 chips and a sun tan 😁😁
I started watching with Grandma's kitchen and now this, from the sublime to the ridiculous
Same 😂
Same as 🤣🤣 its ollie Ball in 30 year 🤣
@@deanoreilly2258 😂
Same! Lol
Same here 😎
People are worried about a virus killing them when there's a takeaway serving death in a box 🤣🤣🤣
haha!
I do believe you are dying to eat a box yourself.
That's most takeaway
😂😂😂 ffs that’s so true I couldn’t of put it any better myself LMFAO
🤣🤣🤣
Dan mate , I known this is an older video and 1 you probably want to forget, but for me , it's a solid 10 😂, if anyone is having a bad day , watch this video, the comments on the food are just great and make you laugh 😂 iv watched this video a few times now and crease everytime , cheers Dan love the channel ❤
Lol, I’ve just came from his latest vid to this 😂😂
I’ve just started watching from the start great videos for cheering you up and how polite ! This meal looked blooming awful but dead fingers and wart infested burgers cracked me up 😅
I have a feeling someone was winding you up when they recommended that place Danny. I don't think you could've found a worse place if you tried. If you happen to be back up and want good fish and chips, check out the Wee Hurrie in Troon, Ayrshire
Thee wee hurrie is awesome..so fresh. The plaza in ardrossan is always good too.
Bonnyton cafe in kilmarnock is the best I've haf
*had
@@scottprentice42 You've got to be joking, you not tried Ferri,s.
@@JI7NKJ nah mate I don't live in Kilmarnock
"that piece of fish...you're probably better off dragging one out this pond beside of me ya" Bahaha.
"Hey boss, you want me dump these stale pizza bases?'" "No way, throw them in some batter and I will fry them up and add them in the munchie box."
This is actually accurate. Next thing you know they'll batter and fry balls of unsold lamb biriyani.
@@ChoobChoob Next thing you know they'll get the meat from the ducks nearby the pond and deep fry it
More like 16p Asda pizza and leave the crust in the fridge for 3 weeks then serve to customers
@@0xb1_ Unironically, that would be delicious.
@@ElselchoGaming wow
‘You better off dragging a fish out the pond on the side of me’ 😂😂
As a Scotsman, that looked absolutely horrible. Who ever told you to try this place must’ve been trying to take the piss 😂
A piss head told him
It do be a troll. i enjoyed it.
What a pillick
Looks. Absolutely. Boggin
This is shocking, there are some fantastic takeaways in Greenock he could have tried. The best ice cream I've ever had is at the West Station cafe Greenock.
I’m from Greenock & you couldn’t have picked a worse place to eat tbh... i go between cringing & chuckling out loud 😂😬 💙🏴
Lol u get these places all round brum so i defo not be goin der if i was in scotland
i thought he checks these places up before visiting
hahaha
I'm from Chicago and never had an Irn Bru, but I heard of em time and again. I just ordered 2 liters for $12 on Amazon. Let's see how she does.
@@The_Gallowglass iron Bru is lovely. It’s has a like a bubblegum taste to it. I’m sure you’ll enjoy it👍
I feel sorry for all the animals that gave their lives for that meal.
😂 Same
I doubt there is even any sort of meat in all that shit
Minced Swan from the lake and the fingers of some poor scotch bloke who took one last swim in the Loch (lock?) of floating crisp packets!
Yea, poor cats and dogs 😔
@@Mike-tb9xq lol
Laughing my ass off 'You'd be better off dragging a fish out the pond behind me here" hahaha
As a Scot, I apologise for your having to taste that. :(
However, I very much appreciate your pronunciation of Irn Bru! X
This is the first one I've seen where he didn't like it.
Oh, and I'm here because grandmas breakfast
That was the first I saw, ive now just subscribed.
It’s good that he’s not biased.
I have only started watching these today as it come up on my home page... absolutely fantastic!!! Loving it already!!! 👊
Still my favourite review. The way he reluctantly nibbles the food says it all.
Absolutely rank.
That takeaway's motto: batter it, whatever it is, batter it.
Imma just assumed ur not scottish then😂. A pizza crunchy is the best thing ever
Linda Smith went to a Scottish takeaway. She said even her change was covered in batter.
@@gregorkirk2800 Yessss
Battered pizza box
Yeah a lot of kids go missing in that area pmsl 🤣🍽
You know is a small business when the owner pulls out his wallet to give change. And this turned my stomach.
@Darren Obrien i thought that fella shocking box that one 🤣
@@DS-mr6pp having lived in Scotland for many years, deep fried pizza is the worse thing ever. Give me haggis any day.
@@NFFC1865 not exactly gonna be scrannin haggis after a hangover but
@@dazza1872 best thing for it mate, trust me I had many a hangover in Scotland. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@NFFC1865 😂😂😂
I have seen 3 Videos - and i have to say, I love how friendly and polite our boy is :)
Watching this is helping me lose weight as it's put me off eating breakfast this morning. Thanks Danny.
Scotland's finest establishment! Food to die for... Literally! 😁
As a greenock man… I’d say so! 🏴👍
Danny, thank you for this channel. It’s amazing 😻
Glad you enjoy it!
I'm from greenock and why you went to that place is beyond me.it's the worst place in greenock for carry out.
@James Laing the guy knew the score, so he thought he'd give it a 'do. how did he know this place existed ? it's no fae pracks like you who whom pretend otherwise. ...this is what he does. this kid is not YOUR problem, ken ?
@James Laing it’s called informative
@Heather Stephens This place has always been notoriously bad. Chips n cheese is all I've ever dared order from East West spice lol
This is the only time I've seen Danny give a bad review, but looking at all the dry undercooked food I don't blame him. They threw a fucking raw beef burger into a fryer. The place should honestly be shut down for doing that.
If you're gonna have a box of fried food, even if it was better quality and actually cooked, you'd expect some sauce to go with it. Fried food from a cheap takeaway is always going to be dry and fairly tasteless, I couldn't eat any of that without eat least ketchup.
Ketchup? You need mayo for that lot. A mountain of it. Might then be slightly edible
Best episode! We need more ones like this where Danny finds the worst places and tries them! +1 to do this Danny please feed us we are hungry baby birds. Cheeeeep!
"Who is that guy? I don't recognise him, so he's nobody important. So I won't bother putting any extra effort into cooking the food, it won't matter, it won't get any views."
4 months and one granny cooking from her home later...
"Oh no."
found the owner 👆
@@mozza7940 .....try reading the comment again (unless the comment you were replying to has been deleted).
I think someone pranked you mate when they recommended that. You must have been so disappointed, going all that way.
I'm going to apologize on behalf of my fellow Scotts. This place is known to be a joke.
I buy a crunch box for my grandson in Glasgow has all the above including haggis and I pay £9 for it from taste spot in Sutherland and you have choice of chip or fritters choice of drink this was a disgusting prank the box looks tastier than those contents.
@@amsodoneworkingnow1978 yeah the chippies here in Edinburgh are 100 times better than the shite he got
@@amsodoneworkingnow1978 I want to ask what exactly is haggis?
He said they were on news no wonder after that raw piece of meat they have deep fried it so the batter hides it when u bite into it
@@VKBOSS2 it's sheep's hart and lungs with barley and British spices in it it's nice but it little oily.
I heard the seagulls in the background shouting 10/10 👌🤣🤣
It all 10/10 now, great to see food has improved so much. 😂😂😂
When I saw the guy behind the counter get his own wallet out when doing a cash transaction, I knew it would be bad. Shame on them
Thought the same...
Someone’s been thieving from the till 😂
It's probably one of the worst places in the town to get a kebab or munchie box.
Hey, in defence of that, maybe the till was low on change and he decided to get one of the notes he had. It does happen (and sometimes it's easier than going through the refund process!)
@@fetchstixRHD absolutely
Channel 5 or Dave needs to sign this brother up!!!!! Peter Kay move over!!!!
The dead finger sausage nearly choked me!!!! hahahahahaha
“Roll into the lake with floating crisp packets” 😂😂
I think Ive just found my new favorite channel