"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Portly The Fluffy? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. No pets allowed in the Temple apparently. They pee on the meditation rugs, and chew on the holocrons
Ass?! Tea?! Cookies?! Corgi?! Black robes?! I'd love to turn to the Dark Si-- Wait... Did you just say you feed your dog cookies?! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL HIM?! - *Ignites Lightsaber* - You're too dangerous to be left alive... Lol. This was a fun listen! I'll have to check out your other stuff!
Her: "I did not flounce off." Me: "There was a little bit of flouncing." I'm now imagining her doing the "Evil Throne Slouch" with Portly in her lap. This warms my Star Wars fan heart. May the 4th be with you! Thanks for the audio!
I'd enjoy working for a Sith Lady with a Core World (British) accent who is chill and enjoys corgis. Even if she isn't a real Sith and just a Dark Jedi, she's chill and not absolutely nuts unlike most Sith.
Peace is a lie there's only passion Through passion I gain strength Through strength I gain power Through power I gained victory Through victory my chains are broken The force shall free me.
There is no emotion, there is peace. There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. There is no passion, there is serenity. There is no chaos, there is harmony. There is no death, there is the Force.
Fork is a bounty hunter that uses forks. He disguised himself so his target would expect a saber attack so Fork could get the jump and end it in one hit. But biscuits
"Honestly, I always thought the council was a gaggle of loonies. But they were the best deal I had come across. So, whadayado?" "I never bought in to the whole: fear leads to anger leads to hate matra. What am I? A child? Fear is just a feeling. You feel hot, you feel hungry, you feel angry, you feel afraid." "Well, a funny thing happened on the way here. And now I have a supply of chocolate covered doughnuts and strawberry milk. So..." Wonderful video, thank you. 👏👍👋
Me: "Look, miss. I am doing my level best not to laugh at how adorable you are right now. I mean, if this is what the Sith can promise to be among its memebers, then...I mean...oh, bumb. How much trouble am I in right now?"
I feel you, sister. I'm acquainted with a young Sith Lord by the name of Darth Roan. He loved riding horses. Then the High Jedi Council concluded that Roan's fondness for horse riding just might lead him to the Dark Side. So, they restricted him from his favorite hobby. And, three guesses where he ended up? Can we all agree that the Jedi are simply no fun at all?
Honey... Sweetheart... Orchid... Wayward... I found your audios when I first started getting into ASMR rp years ago, and yours especially were such a godsend. I was working a job I hated, that I worked overnight, and it drained me. It often put my mental wellbeing on the line and sometimes even my physical wellbeing. Many times I think one of the things that always got me through was just having your videos on in my earbuds. I'm in a much better spot, I hope you are too. I truly love these audios, you've helped me so much.
"The council's been telling everyone that I turned to the Dark Side for the biscuits?" I mean, you haven't made too terrible of an impression so far, so it doesn't really seem like you turned purely to be evil "I'm setting the oreos on fire" You monster
Look here, Sith! I have come to-wait, do those biscuits have any dark chocolate in or on them? 🤔 I might reconsider, hypothetically of course... Btw, have you ever tried Yorkshire Tea's malty biscuit tea? It's damn good!
The traditional welcoming gift to the dark side is American style cookies, you know. (You're definitely a Sith though, no Jedi would be this emotionally driven XD) The Council most definitely are cockwombles.
heart stoppingly adorable sith girlfriend whose ass looks great in leather and Cute corgis sign me up for the dark side Still adorable still love this one it is always a joy to listen to ❤❤❤❤
So, you chose the Dark Side for... Fasion? Can't really fault you there. I feel like I'm wearing a bathrobe everywhere. I mean it's relaxing, but seems odd. Why not a onesie?
This is a terrible audio. Just terrible. I was trying to fall asleep to it and kept having to keep from giggling all the time. Clearly this is a 1 of 10 on the snooze scale, but a giant leap for dogkind. But WHY did it have to be a corgi? Why are corgis everywhere on this channel? IS THIS CHANNEL, IN FACT, RUN BY A SURPRISINGLY WELL SPOKEN CORGI? Only time will tell. Keep listening, dear friends. Things are about to get corn.., um, corgi.
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"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Portly The Fluffy? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.
No pets allowed in the Temple apparently. They pee on the meditation rugs, and chew on the holocrons
Ass?! Tea?! Cookies?! Corgi?! Black robes?! I'd love to turn to the Dark Si-- Wait... Did you just say you feed your dog cookies?! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL HIM?! - *Ignites Lightsaber* - You're too dangerous to be left alive...
Lol. This was a fun listen! I'll have to check out your other stuff!
"Ridiculously attractive."
Ma'am, I look like Darth Baras with a beard and glasses. There is nothing THAT attractive about me.
Well THAT was a self front but it's the same for me
A strapping hunk you are
I remember, in the past... I was brought to the dark side under Darth Wayward's guidance. Now the tale is retold.
I remember that fondly.
On that day we truly found our way in the force
Out of all reasons to ever turn to the dark side, a puppy is definitely the best one.
i would never betray the jedis!!
*cute sith girl*
i would never betray the sith!
Little does she know I switched sides about 20 seconds after she started talking, the corgi and date were just extra icing on the amazing cake she has
How did I know it was a "we have cookies kind of deal"?, anyways, not like the cutest sith in the known galaxy needs the bribery
Hmmm... Keep the Oreos away from me and get me a position working under Darth Portly and you've got yourself a deal.
Her: "I did not flounce off."
Me: "There was a little bit of flouncing."
I'm now imagining her doing the "Evil Throne Slouch" with Portly in her lap.
This warms my Star Wars fan heart. May the 4th be with you! Thanks for the audio!
Excuse me?! For your information Jedi Master Cok Wom Bal is a highly respected member of the council!
I'd enjoy working for a Sith Lady with a Core World (British) accent who is chill and enjoys corgis. Even if she isn't a real Sith and just a Dark Jedi, she's chill and not absolutely nuts unlike most Sith.
Hey she is burning perfectly good Oreos. She is too dangerous to be left alive.
Peace is a lie there's only passion
Through passion I gain strength
Through strength I gain power
Through power I gained victory
Through victory my chains are broken
The force shall free me.
There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force.
You can't tempt me nerd. I tempt you to renounce your sith ways.
Fork is a bounty hunter that uses forks. He disguised himself so his target would expect a saber attack so Fork could get the jump and end it in one hit. But biscuits
"Honestly, I always thought the council was a gaggle of loonies. But they were the best deal I had come across. So, whadayado?"
"I never bought in to the whole: fear leads to anger leads to hate matra. What am I? A child? Fear is just a feeling. You feel hot, you feel hungry, you feel angry, you feel afraid."
"Well, a funny thing happened on the way here. And now I have a supply of chocolate covered doughnuts and strawberry milk. So..."
Wonderful video, thank you. 👏👍👋
Me: "Look, miss. I am doing my level best not to laugh at how adorable you are right now. I mean, if this is what the Sith can promise to be among its memebers, then...I mean...oh, bumb. How much trouble am I in right now?"
I feel you, sister. I'm acquainted with a young Sith Lord by the name of Darth Roan. He loved riding horses. Then the High Jedi Council concluded that Roan's fondness for horse riding just might lead him to the Dark Side. So, they restricted him from his favorite hobby. And, three guesses where he ended up? Can we all agree that the Jedi are simply no fun at all?
Honestly, you had my at "let me just turn around" 😂
I would love to see a second part. This was so adorable 😊❤️
Honey... Sweetheart... Orchid... Wayward... I found your audios when I first started getting into ASMR rp years ago, and yours especially were such a godsend. I was working a job I hated, that I worked overnight, and it drained me. It often put my mental wellbeing on the line and sometimes even my physical wellbeing. Many times I think one of the things that always got me through was just having your videos on in my earbuds. I'm in a much better spot, I hope you are too. I truly love these audios, you've helped me so much.
You have a corgi, and i have a grey tabby. Now we're unstoppable
This character is too adorable! She's found my weakness to compliments and tea, I was doomed from the get go 😍
A new lady sith has arrived. The force is strong with this one.
This was so adorkable
Oh perfect for this day
2:08
Nice......👍
So aDarthkable
2:10 uhh… yeah. That uhh… that’s some very good fashion you’re got there. *cough*
I remember when I was turn to dark side by Darth Corgi. It was worth it!!
Wish the sith were this chill
WHO THINKS OREOS ARE BISCITS?!?!!?
Satan
May the 4th be with You!!!
I am really falling in love with your audios all over again ...
My master warned me about Sith like you. She warned me the Dark Side would tempt me, and you are quite the temptress.
I want custard creams. And strawberries with cream.
Ah yes this was the glorious moment where i joined the sith. As darth harvest apparition of the force
I'm so here for this mass release of videos
“Hate to disappoint you…I’m a Oreo lover”
Same
Better writing then the Acolyte XD
I do not need tempting to the Dark Side, I am already a humble acolyte of Darth Plagueis the Wise.
I almost forgot how much you love corgis, of course they were (part) of the reason for you to go to the dark side.
Im playing Octopath Traveler 2 right now so I kept reading the title as: Cait Sith
NGL if I’m offered a pudgy corgi I’m going to the dark side😊
"The council's been telling everyone that I turned to the Dark Side for the biscuits?"
I mean, you haven't made too terrible of an impression so far, so it doesn't really seem like you turned purely to be evil
"I'm setting the oreos on fire"
You monster
I missed your audios so much, happy to have you back!!!
Still a better plot than the sequel triology movies.
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one 😊
OMG I MISSED THE CORGI SO MUCH 😂😂😂
Ah! I know that voice. I've been looking for you.
Look here, Sith! I have come to-wait, do those biscuits have any dark chocolate in or on them? 🤔 I might reconsider, hypothetically of course...
Btw, have you ever tried Yorkshire Tea's malty biscuit tea? It's damn good!
You’re back!
Ok there are good reasons to go to the dark side. I mean they have honey ....
May the 4th be with you.
wonderful
The traditional welcoming gift to the dark side is American style cookies, you know.
(You're definitely a Sith though, no Jedi would be this emotionally driven XD)
The Council most definitely are cockwombles.
heart stoppingly adorable sith girlfriend whose ass looks great in leather and Cute corgis sign me up for the dark side Still adorable still love this one it is always a joy to listen to ❤❤❤❤
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
This was hilarious 😂
So the Council did something stupid again? Sounds about right, but I must ask do you prefer to be called adorable?
Also consider me very tempted
So, you chose the Dark Side for... Fasion? Can't really fault you there. I feel like I'm wearing a bathrobe everywhere. I mean it's relaxing, but seems odd. Why not a onesie?
💝🐧
🩵🧡💙🤍💜
Thanks, but last time I checked, the light side has good vision insurance, so I'm gonna have to pass.
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def missed your voice ;(
*312th like*
This is a terrible audio. Just terrible. I was trying to fall asleep to it and kept having to keep from giggling all the time. Clearly this is a 1 of 10 on the snooze scale, but a giant leap for dogkind. But WHY did it have to be a corgi? Why are corgis everywhere on this channel? IS THIS CHANNEL, IN FACT, RUN BY A SURPRISINGLY WELL SPOKEN CORGI? Only time will tell. Keep listening, dear friends. Things are about to get corn.., um, corgi.