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This was one of the better Saxxy contest entries I have seen. Hilarious, simple, and well made. Movement and speech was fluent for the most part. Even though a little sentence missing was used it was done well. Sorry didn't make the finals, but awesome short!
Its a real shame that no real Scouts (and by that I mean Scouts that know what the weapon does and is willing to use it and doesn't just use it because its the newest weapon he found.) use the Atomizer. Its pretty decent if you know to use it. Plus, it doesn't deal THAT bad damage either. Better than the Fan o War and Eviction Notice for starters. Plus, its even better than those because its not just a damage weapon, but a utility weapon as well!
Fun fact you probably knew. The scouts voice lines : "If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free!" and "No otha' class' gonna do dat!" were added to the game because the scouts voice striked resembelance to Vince Offer. Thank you for me wasting your time with this.
"Introducing the new BONK combat bat! Bonk your enemies with the most efficiency,power,ease while still keeping your bat clean! BUT WAIT,THERE'S MORE! If you order one right now,you will get an additional MINI SENTRY for NO EXTRA COST!"
"I am scout" sounds too weird. You could've used the scout domination quote "I am the scout here". Only then you might've been at least a finalist. Good luck next year!
I don't really care how old these sfm videos get, it's always fun discovering new videos. Btw great editing it sounded like the scout was actually talking and not like others where the voice clips are poorly out together
Steal his look! The Pomade Prince - 1.44 ref / $0.08 The Delinquent's Down Vest - 2.11 ref / $0.15 The Atomizer - 0.05 ref / $0.03 Total: 3.6 ref / $0.26
*Saxton Hale:* Maybe you should buy a weapon at Mann Co!! We've got guns, lasers, tools of destruction, glasses of milk, fish and most of all HATS!! Come on down!
Scout has the best lines in my opinion but he's also the class I'm worst at because I can't aim. I have Heavy and Medic's lines just short of memorized
I always thought the scout was saying "Just caved in your skull, my back's still dry, no clumps of hair", as in he didn't break a sweat, and his hair was still in order. ... Huh..
i like this but when i saw who made this i was like "YoloJoe, that sounds so familiar" but then i remembered where ive seen your name. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
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'No clumps of hair, nothing!' Well Heavy is bald, so that explains alot...
Mr.Inferno russians hair is on the inside...I think...
Centaur Runt Yes.
Mr.Inferno FALSE ADVERTISING
That, my friend, is exactly the point.
In russia you grow on hair
I always imagined Scout being some kind of Vince Offer type pitch man in the TF2 universe... I am glad to see that I was not the only one.
They actually added in some of those voice lines as a reference to that
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Tdog redman you really think I can be bothered ..... wow
TROLLL
half life 3? is coming???? :´)
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Unfortunately, I did not make it to the final, Oh well. Thanks to all who voted for it :P
awww... Well I wish they would give you credit because I think this was the first Saxxy Award to be shown before the others this year...
It must at least finalist
You did a good job :D
+YoloJoe is that your real voice
WHAT?
GABEEEEEEEEN!!!
Why didnt heavy say 12 seconds?
He did.
Sure?
I didnt hear his voice.
Frank Achterberg He says it quietly when the "12 Seconds" text comes up on the screen.
Why are you saying "Sure" he's the one who made the video.
Deja vu.
I can tell 2 more times I didnt see the one I was talking to made the video.
For everybody who is asking for the song, it is
Bonk - Scoutstorm
I freakin’ love this! :D
Me too mag
Mag Magnet *In Scout Voice* So do I!
Wow! This is like a classic 1980's commercial of ShamWow! Nice job! :D
they actually added some of those voice lines in after someone pointed out the similarities between the scout and the shamwow guy.
Give that man a Saxxy!
Agreed
@@dariannjackson same
seems like he won a sliver saxxy
Oh shit
he did
Plz do moar mann co commercials
0:38
Heavy: Ah this is Sh-
(Beeeeeeeep)
Sniper: Ah what the bloody hell just happened!?
This video is the actual reason I use the atomizer XD
This was one of the better Saxxy contest entries I have seen. Hilarious, simple, and well made. Movement and speech was fluent for the most part. Even though a little sentence missing was used it was done well. Sorry didn't make the finals, but awesome short!
I've played TF2 since 2013, and I still remember voting for this SFM, for the Saxxy ... damn
Its a real shame that no real Scouts (and by that I mean Scouts that know what the weapon does and is willing to use it and doesn't just use it because its the newest weapon he found.) use the Atomizer. Its pretty decent if you know to use it. Plus, it doesn't deal THAT bad damage either. Better than the Fan o War and Eviction Notice for starters. Plus, its even better than those because its not just a damage weapon, but a utility weapon as well!
do u EVEN know how to use the fan-o-war and/or what the scout class is made for doing...
Antonatron McD Fan O War? This is the Atomizer...
Antonatron McD 3 words- bonk,boost,bam.
TheGuyforBrawl Z did u even read the comment above me
Joel Joseph exxxxactly probably most op scout melee if u get that hit u can 2 shot a heavy even without it being meatshots
my wife left me for the milkman
What's wrong with not wanting to spend hundreds of dollars on hats?
Rory Casby Well pardon me for having a life
You have no swag.
Alrighty then!
maybe ;)
This commercial needs to run on teleshop
((idk how i found this
but damn
i laughed a bit too hard))
hello france its me zhe awesome one (Kesesese~)
Unknown.Gamer woah, you got me _totally_ mixed up with france. i'm the fabulous one, poland !
What was that sandvich? AAEUUUGH!!
The fast Text at the bottom says He said it in 3 words... HALF LIFE THREE CONFIRMED!
There I have earned a cookie for my good deeds
0:05 "This a real freaking BONK"
0:30 "Alright , yeah , that is a pretty good BONK"
Fun fact you probably knew. The scouts voice lines : "If you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin', absolutely free!" and "No otha' class' gonna do dat!" were added to the game because the scouts voice striked resembelance to Vince Offer. Thank you for me wasting your time with this.
How The FUCK,Did This Not Win?! Its Comedy Australium!
"Introducing the new BONK combat bat! Bonk your enemies with the most efficiency,power,ease while still keeping your bat clean! BUT WAIT,THERE'S MORE! If you order one right now,you will get an additional MINI SENTRY for NO EXTRA COST!"
I want this to be a real ad
Shamwow Guy! You're in TF2!
illuminati confirmed
10th class confirmed,
2 things confirmed
2 + 1 = 3
Half Life 3 is also confirmed.
Today is a good day, lol
@@svalfish1716 bonk bat contain
1: *100% radioactive and cocaine of plutonium*
This is a real frickin BONK!
Haha wow this is awesome, I just voted for you! Good luck! :D
I wish I found this earlier I so would have voted, sadly its 2017 now
This is freaking unbelivable
*Shut up and take my money*
A second beating absolutely free!? it would be crazy not to buy it!
Miss Pauling ILL THROW IN A BEATING ABSOLUTELY FREE
I'll pass.
Miss Pauling cant belive Saxton Hale made me do it..
Toby The Scout It's for the mony. And look on the bright side. You're on TV.
Miss Pauling i didnt get paid... Hevy did...
Toby The Scout Oh. Right. You're still on TV.
I really want that second beating, so I'm gonna order now!
I'm buying XD
I was hesited to watched ^^
Buy one in real life for $20 and get the same weapon you already have 20 of in-game for free!
i know this was 2 years ago but this should of been a winner, best short entry i have ever seen.
"I am scout" sounds too weird. You could've used the scout domination quote "I am the scout here". Only then you might've been at least a finalist. Good luck next year!
Oh yeah, because just 1 wrong dialogue made this unworthy of 1st place...
We need more product videos. These are hilarious.
Omg it's the shamwow guy.
THIS IS A REAL FREAKING BONK!
Ding☆ ↑ Dong☆↓
I just lost it when Heavy went, "OOOOOOOHHH THIS IS SH-" and it cut to the error message.
'HE SAID YES' IS 3 WORDS .... HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!!
EDIT: It's text easter egg.
*****
Half Life 3 is 3 words.
3 is 1 number.
3+1=4
Half Life 4 confirmed
What if you wanted ,to get sandvich, but scout said “today ain’t your day pancakes”
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRNED!!!!
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
I don't really care how old these sfm videos get, it's always fun discovering new videos. Btw great editing it sounded like the scout was actually talking and not like others where the voice clips are poorly out together
DING DONG!!
Wow, now I want a bonk!
0:07 fap fap fap fap...
Nice imagination you got there, lol
"He said yes" is 3 words, HL3 CONFIRMED
Pls another one of these commercials!! I love this one. Sub earned
Heavy: THIS IS SHI- Error Screen: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Thanks for using my map! im really proud to see it in a saxxy entry!
Scout was wearing the Delinquent's Down Vest in this video. It was added by Valve into one of the cosmetic cases in 2017.
So yeah, that's a pretty good BONK
I'll buy this because I know the mercenaries always make good stuff!
Steal his look!
The Pomade Prince - 1.44 ref / $0.08
The Delinquent's Down Vest - 2.11 ref / $0.15
The Atomizer - 0.05 ref / $0.03
Total: 3.6 ref / $0.26
The only ad I wouldn't skip
I love this when i was watching random videos
I’m still watching this 4 years later
0:35 i miss it... God damn You Valve.
This is so much better than what ended up winning Best Comedy.
The text that flashed said "yes is 3 words, hl3 confirmed!"
*he said yes my bad
Loved the part when the heavy whispered '12 seconds' it was a nice touch.
This needs 20M more views
Wonderful advertisement
The most funniest vid I've seen. Good job dude!!!!!
For the love of shrek please make more of these. Im rolling right now
Almost makes me wish the Atomizer didn't exist exclusively for mobility
Even if you didn't get to the finals, this would convince me to get a Bonk! myself.
Scout here with another fantastic product!!
The new Sham-Wow commercial. Now with extra beatings!
I love the saxxys, always full of good stuff like this
I am still wondering how this did not get a saxxy award.
didn't make the final? BULLSHIT this is the best one i've seen so far
Voted for this.
It was amazing.
this is awesome and whoever made it is smart
incredible, i love the scout, this was hilarious. i would have elected you as winner of the saxxy awards.
the only ad i'll sit trough
2 years later he wins
found this in my bookmarks. good old times
This made me laugh more times than it should.
This is a really good Shamvalve video
This would be the best UA-cam ad ever
No matter how many times I watch this I always crack up! 😋
6 years and I'm still wondering if heavy even got his sandvich
That should be the slogan for a series of sales pitches; "Maybe YOU should buy a weapon from MANN CO!...GOOD IDEA!!!"
*Saxton Hale:* Maybe you should buy a weapon at Mann Co!! We've got guns, lasers, tools of destruction, glasses of milk, fish and most of all HATS!! Come on down!
"Ya like that chucklenuts? Yes! Alright yeah that that's a prett good Bonk!"
Scout has the best lines in my opinion but he's also the class I'm worst at because I can't aim. I have Heavy and Medic's lines just short of memorized
The Shamwow Guy has been real quiet since this dropped
good job man you've earned a vote and a sub
Awesome animation, keep up the good work :D
you need to put this as a youtube ad
This is the best thing I have ever seen
The captions are surprisingly good...
I always thought the scout was saying "Just caved in your skull, my back's still dry, no clumps of hair", as in he didn't break a sweat, and his hair was still in order.
... Huh..
i like this but when i saw who made this i was like "YoloJoe, that sounds so familiar" but then i remembered where ive seen your name. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Some of scouts lines used in this were inspired by the sham-wow guy anyway so..
*Inspireception!*
This is pretty good. I like this.
This is the kind of ad tf2 needs