Mann Co.: Employee Training Video [Saxxy 2017]

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  • @comradep8519
    @comradep8519 4 роки тому +6998

    i like that there's literally no training in this video, just human rights violations

    • @TheAsylumCat
      @TheAsylumCat 4 роки тому +141

      Sounds about right

    • @youtubeuserdan4017
      @youtubeuserdan4017 4 роки тому +39

      Who's the character in your avatar?

    • @comradep8519
      @comradep8519 4 роки тому +64

      @@youtubeuserdan4017 as far as i know this isn't any real character, just doomer drawn in an anime style

    • @youtubeuserdan4017
      @youtubeuserdan4017 4 роки тому +11

      @@comradep8519 Thanks for replying I guess.

    • @mihan2d
      @mihan2d 4 роки тому +48

      The human rights violation here is so bad, it violates even the human lefts!

  • @pieguy6992
    @pieguy6992 6 років тому +7880

    *L E A D I S A V I T A L M I N E R A L*

    • @whosthetank777
      @whosthetank777 5 років тому +11

      Im #666 :o

    • @Penguin-1966
      @Penguin-1966 5 років тому +81

      I just want to go home to my mommy and daddy :(

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 5 років тому +64

      @@Penguin-1966 *unnerving stare*

    • @MM7890
      @MM7890 5 років тому +2

      @@whosthetank777 hmmm. pentagram, now.

    • @joshdotjpeg04
      @joshdotjpeg04 5 років тому +57

      @@Brandelwyn "I mean... _I want the world health organization to recognize that lead is a vital mineral"_

  • @A4amad3us
    @A4amad3us 5 років тому +5780

    “Don’t even get me started on the beer.”
    *”It’s full of lead.”*

  • @amartyapandit
    @amartyapandit 6 років тому +10100

    Fun fact : That employee model is actually a younger interpretation of the spy when he was in his 20s-30s and met scouts mom. (That employee is a spy!)

    • @saltysatan4299
      @saltysatan4299 5 років тому +451

      Didn’t meet the spy have Spy in a mask with scout’s mother? It looked like the older age model there.

    • @flaco3462
      @flaco3462 5 років тому +241

      holy shit i knew he looked like spy

    • @NoName19402
      @NoName19402 5 років тому +29

      No no way

    • @lighted_4854
      @lighted_4854 5 років тому +27

      A SPY >:(

    • @barrysteakfriessimp_real
      @barrysteakfriessimp_real 5 років тому +121

      no wonder he looks a little like scout.

  • @sticklyboi
    @sticklyboi 6 років тому +9679

    >didnt win
    >didnt even get finalist
    the saxxys are rigged

    • @sandwichboy1268
      @sandwichboy1268 5 років тому +904

      Well, there was a pedo joke in there, and that probably turned valve off

    • @ethetic_1128
      @ethetic_1128 5 років тому +606

      Didn't win you say? I think that I'm going to go to the Complaint Department.

    • @Red_24
      @Red_24 5 років тому +259

      WAIT NO NOT IN THERE

    • @juanespin5527
      @juanespin5527 5 років тому +53

      @@Red_24 Five or Four Late m8

    • @jollygrapefruit786
      @jollygrapefruit786 5 років тому +187

      Probably because the mouth animation looks so uncanny.

  • @saamjaza1742
    @saamjaza1742 5 років тому +3632

    "I know what you're thinking..." *Drops the gun*
    "I couldn't agree more. Let's move on."
    I lost it there.

    • @brittondallape5662
      @brittondallape5662 4 роки тому +11

      I know

    • @patricktrowell7115
      @patricktrowell7115 4 роки тому +31

      oof I didn't even see the fun the first time-

    • @therabbidt
      @therabbidt 3 роки тому +6

      @@theinvisiblebrick636 minerals*

    • @reudaniel4776
      @reudaniel4776 3 роки тому +19

      @@theinvisiblebrick636 if you put subtitles on when he stares at the kid it says demon inside employee

    • @reudaniel4776
      @reudaniel4776 3 роки тому

      And there is some secret writing in there aswell

  • @ltsme_You
    @ltsme_You 6 років тому +4426

    I can now see why the complaint department is so quiet

    • @DragonFrostFires
      @DragonFrostFires 5 років тому +58

      Don't try to get in there

    • @zonecalibur372
      @zonecalibur372 5 років тому +234

      Because it’s a perfect company with no downsides

    • @Metal_Enjoyer
      @Metal_Enjoyer 5 років тому +41

      You Soundproof walls

    • @kevinwetherell1748
      @kevinwetherell1748 5 років тому +35

      Agentflash18462
      And a “non disclosure” policy
      Shown at 4:36

    • @mrmrmr672
      @mrmrmr672 5 років тому +22

      Scout was just there to see Ms Pauling

  • @connemignonne
    @connemignonne 6 років тому +3073

    "I took you for more of a mouthbreather"
    that line made the video

    • @MrMegaSuperBoy
      @MrMegaSuperBoy 5 років тому +13

      what does that line mean?

    • @brittanythompson4246
      @brittanythompson4246 5 років тому +61

      @@MrMegaSuperBoy calling someone a mouth breather is essentially calling them an uncultured idiot

    • @TheRhinoRush
      @TheRhinoRush 4 роки тому +1

      Brittany Thompson also a dumbass for short

    • @Poffean
      @Poffean 4 роки тому +12

      I do both mouthbreathing AND nosebreathing

    • @Dryfloorsign
      @Dryfloorsign 2 роки тому

      @@MrMegaSuperBoy either a dumb person or someone who had a garbage sinus

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 5 років тому +2648

    I can't bring myself to trust a man with lifeless doll eyes who wears his pants that high, but I guess if He was Employee of the Month for twenty-four straight months...

    • @danmarkers9353
      @danmarkers9353 4 роки тому +45

      2 Straight years jesus this man needs a day of- WAIT NO PLEASE DON'T KILL M- *gunshot*

    • @Icortherainwing
      @Icortherainwing 4 роки тому +10

      And this is why we are without accidents, right?

    • @sergeantnerfsalot2784
      @sergeantnerfsalot2784 4 роки тому +9

      I bet he killed his way to the top

    • @taiteraide
      @taiteraide 4 роки тому +17

      @@sergeantnerfsalot2784 he backstabbed his way to the top

    • @joshmanis9860
      @joshmanis9860 3 роки тому +3

      @@taiteraide he kinda looks like the spy

  • @ParanoidParamour
    @ParanoidParamour 4 роки тому +2766

    “You think one man could fill all those jars needed in battle?”
    Sniper: *Watch and learn!*

    • @MiguelPalmaresjr.
      @MiguelPalmaresjr. 4 роки тому +12

      Lol

    • @kim-gq3fy
      @kim-gq3fy 4 роки тому +40

      Meet the jarate proves this guy wrong

    • @docrofreborn7497
      @docrofreborn7497 4 роки тому +8

      I mean, don’t you think all that piss WOULDN’T kill sniper? The most recent one is no. 800

    • @jermastwin2676
      @jermastwin2676 4 роки тому +17

      @@docrofreborn7497 Sniper has enlarged livers, so he probably could make all that Jarate.

    • @persontheguyman223
      @persontheguyman223 3 роки тому +4

      @@docrofreborn7497 no not really

  • @Tenchigo100
    @Tenchigo100 6 років тому +1596

    Not sure why the cameraman got a shot of the Instructor giving the kid a deathstare...
    Probably wouldn't help them with Make-a-wish foundation.

    • @fireblast133
      @fireblast133 5 років тому +85

      oh please, they keep secrets from the government, of course the video is employees only

    • @danmarkers9353
      @danmarkers9353 4 роки тому +11

      It is their way of a threat twoards makeawish by saying "We are not afraid to kill these kids"

    • @mrawesomecool8191
      @mrawesomecool8191 4 роки тому +5

      U have to turn on the subtitles

    • @thecameraman_arras
      @thecameraman_arras 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah it was really awkward
      We just.. stared at each other

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 2 роки тому

      Keep thoughts like that to yourself young man

  • @thelamergamer1894
    @thelamergamer1894 5 років тому +7351

    You could say the old man's spirit thrusted itself inside Olivia and worked her from the inside...
    *In the most wholesome way possible.*

    • @floweydreemurr33
      @floweydreemurr33 5 років тому +327

      That part got me, in the Video.

    • @TheStrayHALOMAN
      @TheStrayHALOMAN 5 років тому +362

      @Simple Weirdo FBI = Friends Behind the Industry for Mann Co

    • @alphanumeric6582
      @alphanumeric6582 5 років тому +26

      Lol me too

    • @pissedoffturtle7333
      @pissedoffturtle7333 5 років тому +193

      *In the most holesome way possible.*

    • @ArguablyTheWorst
      @ArguablyTheWorst 5 років тому +205

      *This is why this video did not win a saxxy, or even come as a finalist*
      It's a great joke but there's no way the tf2 team is going to approach anything ''edgy''

  • @indigo2446
    @indigo2446 6 років тому +1288

    Use dying children with the Make a Wish foundation to keep Mann Co. alive... holy shit whoever figured out how to do that is a genius!

    • @nicoleboudreau2646
      @nicoleboudreau2646 6 років тому +123

      Probably a reference to Aperture science's Take a Wish Foundation

    • @GonnaDieNever
      @GonnaDieNever 6 років тому +40

      why do you think he's been employee of the month 24 months straight.

    • @nimmy56
      @nimmy56 6 років тому +5

      Tancread of Galilee 24 CONSECUTIVE months straight

    • @kemistree.
      @kemistree. 5 років тому +1

      Really want to like, but you have 666 likes rn. So I can't.

    • @blockskullgaming8333
      @blockskullgaming8333 Рік тому

      I love how the likes or even wanting to tell the police: 911 likes😂😂😂

  • @CritVA
    @CritVA 6 років тому +4015

    Fun fact: that guy is the younger version of the spy.

    • @voyatoran6872
      @voyatoran6872 6 років тому +23

      Critickage VA hah

    • @BadCompanyGaming
      @BadCompanyGaming 6 років тому +47

      Woah really?

    • @1classikai
      @1classikai 6 років тому +11

      I see it

    • @1classikai
      @1classikai 6 років тому +79

      TD4Dash Are you talking about the kid in the hospital bed? Bc that is the kid who stabbed Old Nick in "A Smissmas Story" but I don't think that's who they meant, I think they were talking about the employee

    • @busteronlyfullscreenmode
      @busteronlyfullscreenmode 6 років тому +41

      Fun fact: OP is a lying sack of sexy shit

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 5 років тому +1393

    “I had you pinned as more of an mouth-breather.”
    **chokes on soup**

  • @GermanPeter
    @GermanPeter 6 років тому +1841

    That employee model... that's right in the uncanny valley.

  • @SmileytheSmile
    @SmileytheSmile 6 років тому +4249

    "Mann Co!
    We put "fun" in "deadly lead poisoning"."

    • @yabbles617
      @yabbles617 6 років тому +251

      Fun is actually an acronym for:
      F-deadly
      U-lead
      N-poisoning

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile 6 років тому +108

      Yabbles the Forbidden One
      Acronym Department is at it again.

    • @hattu7924
      @hattu7924 6 років тому +58

      deaFdly
      leaUd
      poiNsoning

    • @fireballftw-
      @fireballftw- 6 років тому +11

      You got 1 of the letters at least

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 років тому +2

      Smiley the Smile great motto right there

  • @mattsalafia9921
    @mattsalafia9921 5 років тому +401

    This perfectly captures what Mann co would be like if it was real

    • @CatboyRanger
      @CatboyRanger 4 роки тому +23

      If Saxton was in charge, no
      Since Olivia is in charge, yah you're right

    • @persontheguyman223
      @persontheguyman223 3 роки тому +7

      @@CatboyRanger it is going to change but some of it wont idk about the piss collection but he seems like an ok ceo besides the overpricing

  • @globules804
    @globules804 6 років тому +3097

    2:53 He's so mad that his hairline is shaking

  • @BoberBoomMan
    @BoberBoomMan 6 років тому +1556

    "You could say the old man's spirit thrusted itself inside olivia and worked her from the inside" Oook calm down their Shädman

  • @keithkania3810
    @keithkania3810 5 років тому +350

    1:07 I like how he reacts like “ Oh Shi-“

  • @Mr_Pewpy_But-Whole
    @Mr_Pewpy_But-Whole 6 років тому +1379

    we need a Team Fortress Adult Swim TV Show

    • @spacecore2972
      @spacecore2972 5 років тому +81

      there’s a whole deal with that
      in short, valve is a selfish ass hole and adult swim just ended up saying no

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup 5 років тому +39

      @@spacecore2972 Adult Swim. The same network that ran two seasons of 12 Oz. Mouse, a series that cut so many corners it was animated on scrap paper. Turned down a show. All of my what.

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 5 років тому +73

      @@vsgfilmgroup Valve took too long producing the show (Expiration date was apparently the pilot) so Adult Swim said fuck it.

    • @TheTrueSpottedStripe
      @TheTrueSpottedStripe 5 років тому +30

      @@NEETKitten So Adult Swim prefers quantity over quality.

    • @tetrakotone
      @tetrakotone 4 роки тому +32

      @@NEETKitten Wait, that happened? that's really stupid... TF2 has insanely great plot arcs/characters for a first person shooter...

  • @subjectdelta7210
    @subjectdelta7210 6 років тому +3380

    You misspelled “valve” employee training video

    • @olive6942
      @olive6942 5 років тому +73

      dude careful

    • @thebluejintythomasthetanke587
      @thebluejintythomasthetanke587 5 років тому +62

      They might come for you

    • @frut_jooos
      @frut_jooos 5 років тому +70

      They don't pay u to think, they pay u to work

    • @melvinhotdogman6926
      @melvinhotdogman6926 5 років тому +53

      Hello Value Customer
      We Heard Red Flaggings Up On You’re Comment
      We Would’ve Like to Meet you’re Home Thank you

    • @azzor4134
      @azzor4134 5 років тому +28

      This is why it didn't win the saxxy awards

  • @slightlyistorical1776
    @slightlyistorical1776 3 роки тому +192

    4:03 That image gets infinitely more funnier when you picture Demoman being pulled to the side by Mann Co. and told to pose for a picture in the most stylish way possible. His face had me laughing out loud

  • @Laheltons
    @Laheltons 6 років тому +378

    RIP Scout. All he wanted was Miss Pauling.

    • @olive6942
      @olive6942 5 років тому +9

      good think they can respawn

    • @gordondina5605
      @gordondina5605 5 років тому +4

      Crabs are People Do you are have stupid

    • @olive6942
      @olive6942 5 років тому +11

      @@gordondina5605 no u

    • @Poffean
      @Poffean 4 роки тому +1

      @@gordondina5605 r/wouos!?!?!aa /s

    • @robopope7584
      @robopope7584 4 роки тому

      Nope Nope r/ihadastroke

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon 6 років тому +4253

    Wonderfully dark,
    In fact Its so good
    That i might call the cops for the gray mann part.

    • @inspectorjavert9868
      @inspectorjavert9868 6 років тому +219

      THRUSTED HIMSELF INSIDE OLIVIA

    • @ultrixsoma2736
      @ultrixsoma2736 6 років тому +50

      I can already see the fan SFM gifs spawning from that one part.

    • @mr.glitchyypants8108
      @mr.glitchyypants8108 6 років тому +14

      It is dark like Australian Christmas, so it dose fit into the universe

    • @Janfon1
      @Janfon1 6 років тому +18

      ultrix soma They already exist. Checked the rule34.paheal lately?

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 років тому +3

      HELL SPOON and the Complain Department

  • @joshdotjpeg04
    @joshdotjpeg04 5 років тому +2111

    "Why do we have it in the first place?"
    **muffled bang**
    "Workplace requirements!"

  • @fcnth
    @fcnth 6 років тому +3476

    According to auto-captions 1:02 says "why not poison our throats a little"
    Auto-captions knows what's up.

    • @haywar1543
      @haywar1543 6 років тому +60

      lol yeah.

    • @Steven_uebfbfichb88
      @Steven_uebfbfichb88 6 років тому +22

      FreakerCamper i

    • @amatpersona8776
      @amatpersona8776 6 років тому +9

      lmao

    • @JayDaYeen
      @JayDaYeen 6 років тому +21

      wow you have a sharp eye

    • @armydillo1013
      @armydillo1013 6 років тому +50

      Wonder if it's using the context ("lead", a poisonous element) to more accurately give subtitles. Would be pretty clever.

  • @tempname8263
    @tempname8263 6 років тому +2073

    As a highly professional biochemist I confirm, lead is essential mineral for bone disassembly.

    • @thecosmicundead6894
      @thecosmicundead6894 6 років тому +136

      LEAD IS A VITAL MATERIAL
      To lead poisoning

    • @bewarious8348
      @bewarious8348 6 років тому +118

      Lead can lead to lead poisoning.
      I'll lead myself out.

    • @АлександрМиранович-п9с
      @АлександрМиранович-п9с 6 років тому +65

      Aw come on, people. Everybody knows, that lead poisoning can happen only if lead comes into your body in portions of at least 9mm and more.

    • @NickCMOS
      @NickCMOS 6 років тому +8

      EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @serbian_knife_fight
      @serbian_knife_fight 6 років тому +34

      As a highly diseased dying child, I can also confirm that lead is a vital mineral

  • @duckmaneuvers
    @duckmaneuvers 5 років тому +494

    1:03
    Is this a reference to that weird game "The Town With No Name" where the player asks a bartender for a drink?
    Because lmao, there's a small minigame there where you have to click on a speeding drink and if you didn't click it on time, it slides to the edge and break

    • @kainezillah
      @kainezillah 4 роки тому +30

      I'm pretty sure that happens in real life too.

    • @Watrmeln
      @Watrmeln 4 роки тому +26

      Gimme a drink bartender

    • @jenextra
      @jenextra 4 роки тому +5

      It's not a reference just an old joke.

    • @atonofhats2185
      @atonofhats2185 4 роки тому +13

      No, turn on captions and it says it is

    • @adamtaurus7840
      @adamtaurus7840 4 роки тому +6

      *give me a drink bartender*

  • @corruptedmilk2481
    @corruptedmilk2481 6 років тому +445

    A lot of SFM comedy videos/entries seem contrived a lot of the time
    But this is genuinely, really funny, with well written jokes and does the "Evil company training video" trope really, really well
    Kudos

  • @Alice_Sprinkles
    @Alice_Sprinkles 6 років тому +1612

    This wasn't even a finalist!?? More people should've voted for it I suppose.

    • @Crowborn
      @Crowborn 6 років тому +191

      Tavish DeGroot its an amazing video but Valve wouldnt allow its crude humour to be elected. Sadly ):

    • @undercover1790
      @undercover1790 6 років тому +4

      Still if it gotten to finalist, it could have won a Saxxy

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 6 років тому +70

      I doubt the crude humor was the reason it wasn't chosen, this is on par with Portal 2. It must have been copyright issues if anything.

    • @damidgetutubes1771
      @damidgetutubes1771 6 років тому +33

      Kyros Droztamyr. Why are people shitting on the end of the line animation?

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 6 років тому +3

      +damidget
      because people who can't get why tf2 is slowly dropping in playercount don't get what the problem is
      (psst. It's complainers like kyros in the community)

  • @drweedmaster6615
    @drweedmaster6615 4 роки тому +308

    “Be curious, not Bi curious”
    LOL
    0:12

    • @SanSan....
      @SanSan.... 4 роки тому +6

      That image...

    • @littlesamu5920
      @littlesamu5920 3 роки тому +20

      "Stop homosexual harassment on thr workplace"
      e x c u s e m e ?

    • @ZeroTheHunter
      @ZeroTheHunter 3 роки тому +14

      Gotta say, that medic is having the time of his live slamming those *cheeks* lmao

    • @Anno888
      @Anno888 3 роки тому +2

      So hes having good time with HIV

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 3 роки тому +4

      @@littlesamu5920 based

  • @veroist_
    @veroist_ 6 років тому +399

    2:53 Spy mains after the Jungle Inferno

  • @Wimbleknob
    @Wimbleknob 6 років тому +372

    I can never get enough of your dark and semi-autobiographical, allegorical videos

  • @gamingseizure
    @gamingseizure 2 роки тому +34

    I love the fact that the main facility is so ridiculously large that it leaves a lot to the imagination, imagine all of the pointless rooms they have in there!

  • @elixir3790
    @elixir3790 6 років тому +313

    This is so legit, SUPER cheesy music, "Dramatic" zooms, and Charity funds.

    • @elixir3790
      @elixir3790 6 років тому

      Holy crap! Thank you all for 300 likes! 😱

  • @quantumblauthor7300
    @quantumblauthor7300 5 років тому +1427

    "all those three-letter corporations"
    So, like, FBI, KGB, CIA, CSI, SCP, MIB, ETC.
    Edit: you guys _must_ be running out of letters at this point, surely.
    Edit 2: 26^3 possible permutations. We're gonna be at this for a long time.

  • @uc22_swo1p
    @uc22_swo1p 4 роки тому +392

    Don’t even get me started on the comments.
    It’s full of plagiarism.

    • @fork2309
      @fork2309 3 роки тому +16

      Don’t even get me started on the comments.
      It’s full of plagiarism.

    • @giphe
      @giphe 3 роки тому +13

      Don’t even get me started on the comments.
      It’s full of plagiarism.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 3 роки тому +12

      Don't even get me started on the comments.
      It's full of plagiarism.

    • @interstellarkitten6487
      @interstellarkitten6487 3 роки тому +11

      Don’t even get me started on the comments.
      It’s full if plagiarism.

    • @numbers4851
      @numbers4851 3 роки тому +12

      Don’t even get me started on the comments.
      It’s full of plagiarism.

  • @Erreul
    @Erreul 6 років тому +227

    Funny, I had you pegged as a mouth breather.

  • @requ1emYBA
    @requ1emYBA 6 років тому +455

    Judges: You know what, this seems pretty saxxy award winning!
    *3:48** comes along*

  • @billybong8248
    @billybong8248 4 роки тому +115

    4:17 As soon as he said that i got a call on discord

    • @gotsomham
      @gotsomham 3 роки тому +6

      Current objective: Survive

  • @random_dragon
    @random_dragon 6 років тому +96

    "Ha ha! Don't even get me started on the beer!
    It's full of lead."

  • @stefan6347
    @stefan6347 4 роки тому +138

    "Hit me bartender!"
    Hehe, Town With No Name reference

    • @possums154
      @possums154 4 роки тому +4

      i expected the bartender to actually go over and smack him upside the head

    • @jermastwin2676
      @jermastwin2676 4 роки тому +6

      Give me a drink bartender.

    • @momoreview5555
      @momoreview5555 3 роки тому +1

      No

  • @whyareyougay4630
    @whyareyougay4630 4 роки тому +170

    1:06
    "Bring me a drink, bartender"

  • @Orthros
    @Orthros 6 років тому +200

    This video makes fun of all the best parts of TF2 in the best way possible. It recaptures the old, stupid, all-nonsense hilarity that the game had back in the day, and still shows today (though not as much, sadly.) The animations weren't perfect, but you make up for it with the nonstop humor. If it doesn't win, I'll be very disappointed. You've got my vote!

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 6 років тому +3

      It wasn't even a finalist

  • @johnlance5002
    @johnlance5002 6 років тому +173

    I'm surprised they didn't make a pun about Olivia being "the last Mann standing"

    • @roboepic3434
      @roboepic3434 6 років тому +12

      Because she the last WOMANN

    • @CoCoCo1212
      @CoCoCo1212 6 років тому +1

      That would have been too easy....or maybe they just missed it. Lol

    • @suntzu1409
      @suntzu1409 Рік тому

      Because she was a woMANN ☕☕
      woMANN ☕☕☕☕

  • @toanuva6178
    @toanuva6178 5 років тому +56

    “Do you think one person could fill these Jars? Think again”
    *Sees “Meat The Jarate” by Winglet*
    Me: I think YOU need to think again, Sir

    • @MasterIsabelle
      @MasterIsabelle 2 роки тому +3

      We don’t pay you to think, we put you to work

  • @killertails1244
    @killertails1244 6 років тому +980

    How much is the pay? I might be interested.

    • @adecentvideogameplayer8431
      @adecentvideogameplayer8431 6 років тому +105

      Killer Tails12 somewhere between 10 and 17 *cough*cents*cough* an hou*cough*year*cough*

    • @killertails1244
      @killertails1244 6 років тому +7

      A Decent Video Game Player What was that?

    • @RjGoombes
      @RjGoombes 6 років тому +47

      PFFFFFFT AHAHAHAAAAA! THE HELL IS A PAY?

    • @adecentvideogameplayer8431
      @adecentvideogameplayer8431 6 років тому +19

      RJ Goombes SSSSSHHHHHH! We have to at least give them the illusion of something!

    • @Wobble9000
      @Wobble9000 6 років тому +40

      Of course! We pay with our employees with experience, exposure and the necessary resources for survival that you will grow heavily dependent on as your lifetime contract signs away all your assets for the growth of Mann Co!

  • @stittshall1197
    @stittshall1197 5 років тому +151

    0:42 three letter agencies....huh...who are they let me guess FBI-CIA-ATF-DEA

  • @ShiroNyankotv
    @ShiroNyankotv 5 років тому +254

    ...WHY LEAD AND NOT...
    *drumroll*
    GRAVEL?

  • @clay4910
    @clay4910 6 років тому +143

    4:35 scout probably just went in there to the complain department to see miss Pauling

    • @TheWeasel813
      @TheWeasel813 6 років тому +1

      that isn't a scout, its a spy without his mask on

    • @squid-ink2628
      @squid-ink2628 6 років тому +21

      That is scout. You can tell from the hair

    • @glitchyproxy6042
      @glitchyproxy6042 6 років тому +5

      Kurby Popopo And when he looks to press the button you can see his face is just like scout

    • @flaccidpancake352
      @flaccidpancake352 6 років тому

      Was that a Expiration Date reference?

    • @sovietsoldier9501
      @sovietsoldier9501 6 років тому +1

      Its scouts head on spys body, its sfm modeling thingy

  • @Joel-cv8vt
    @Joel-cv8vt 6 років тому +134

    This reminds me of aperture science.

    • @aidanwilliams6848
      @aidanwilliams6848 6 років тому +1

      Guard Boy yes very very V E R Y similar hmm 😐

    • @jakelovelyYT
      @jakelovelyYT 5 років тому +2

      Aperture has got nothing on this

    • @olive6942
      @olive6942 5 років тому +7

      @@jakelovelyYT Aperture, out of all three of the evil companies valve has made... is the most sane, no lead, to resonance cascades, just good ol radioactive folding chairs and and paying people to let them disassemble you

    • @jmstudios457
      @jmstudios457 5 років тому

      Y e s

  • @johncarnett2668
    @johncarnett2668 3 роки тому +31

    This is actually amazing. The reason I say this? Listen to our little blood coughing genies pulse being read by that Vital Sign Machine (Yeah, that's what it's called): His pulse is nice and stable, and as soon as he stares at H I M, our little genies pulse wavelength becomes slightly shorter (Laymen's terms: Beeping noise is beeping more often haha beep go brrrrrrrr), which means he must be scared. Tipsy Duck has amazing attention to detail. 10/10!

  • @etherealandrew5838
    @etherealandrew5838 6 років тому +672

    Where do I sign
    I am fucking serious bout dis

  • @juliano89
    @juliano89 6 років тому +499

    Oh hey, it’s the janitor.

  • @spacecolossus9562
    @spacecolossus9562 5 років тому +54

    This made me rethink the idea of playing TF2.
    And not in a good way.

  • @ziki3518
    @ziki3518 6 років тому +86

    0:34 Um i think that the rest of the train wont get passed.

    • @bumpercarz3781
      @bumpercarz3781 6 років тому +4

      thats the point

    • @anthonyrinaldi1331
      @anthonyrinaldi1331 6 років тому +36

      We don't pay you to think.

    • @bumpercarz3781
      @bumpercarz3781 6 років тому +4

      Yeah, tell that to the complaints department.

    • @ENCHANTMEN_
      @ENCHANTMEN_ 5 років тому +1

      Hi, I'm from the Mann Co. Repairs Department. Sadly I'm going to have to file an infraction on your record due to inciting thoughts which could lead to downsizing of our workforce. Security should arrive momentarily to remove you from the premises. Have a nice day!

  • @krahen7236
    @krahen7236 6 років тому +88

    i see it
    and i know its going to get dark

  • @vtsuyosa8611
    @vtsuyosa8611 5 років тому +24

    I fell asleep watching this, didn’t hear him talk for a while, woke back up to the creepy song and the pitch black darkness of my room, actually kinda scared me

  • @rictuserectus6686
    @rictuserectus6686 6 років тому +28

    The second I saw the video in my recommended feed with Tipsy as the creator, my first thought was:
    *Uh oh*

  • @RockyyL
    @RockyyL 6 років тому +57

    *Don’t leave me again Tipsy, I love you*

  • @nathanweast4397
    @nathanweast4397 4 роки тому +32

    Pretty sure the "complaints department" is linked to an Aperture testing room, hence the gas that's probably neurotoxin.

    • @whyareyougay4630
      @whyareyougay4630 4 роки тому +3

      the guy that entered the complaint department got shoot, sooo... not very Aperture-ish in my opinion

    • @maximillion322
      @maximillion322 4 роки тому +6

      @@whyareyougay4630 he was just testing the Aperture Laboratories High Velocity Lead Delivery Device™️, in development to increase the rate at which lead can be delivered into the employee’s bloodstream.

  • @minalora1
    @minalora1 6 років тому +103

    4:05 I regret glancing at the top right corner of the magazine...
    Now if only I could find page 37.

    • @DoctorFail
      @DoctorFail 6 років тому +5

      obviously #1 is the gibus

    • @wick9427
      @wick9427 6 років тому

      "my hat was a nazi" a tragic american horror story.

  • @GabedalfTheWhite
    @GabedalfTheWhite 6 років тому +90

    Thrusting himself inside Oliva?
    Oh no

  • @An-A-Quay
    @An-A-Quay 5 років тому +161

    1:26 me drinking my G-FUEL

  • @Twidin-l7w
    @Twidin-l7w 6 років тому +575

    “They were like mirror images of each other, you could say the oldman thrusted imself inside Olivia working her from the inside... Of course in the most wholesome way” hehe yup wholesome ;)

    • @hatzgionule8109
      @hatzgionule8109 6 років тому +31

      👌❤👈

    • @thewingedhussars8394
      @thewingedhussars8394 6 років тому +66

      FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!

    • @newerbroom1013
      @newerbroom1013 6 років тому +55

      @Klerq *prison is just a room but whatever boats your float*

    • @miickydeath12
      @miickydeath12 5 років тому +32

      @Poshii性
      *_911 is also a number_*

    • @howlingdin9332
      @howlingdin9332 5 років тому +10

      Couldn't it just mean he thrusted himself inside Olivia's mother?

  • @Spherical1
    @Spherical1 6 років тому +97

    3:13, Still, angry.
    Why.

  • @Lily-Exclamation-Point
    @Lily-Exclamation-Point 5 років тому +114

    Someone: ranting about their day
    Me: 4:15

  • @murilofernandes7870
    @murilofernandes7870 6 років тому +86

    This is so maniacally twisted and Creepy
    I LOVE IT

  • @davybomb5481
    @davybomb5481 6 років тому +152

    Makes me wish for a TF2 story mode

    • @DJL3G3ND
      @DJL3G3ND 6 років тому +8

      Man, I've always really wanted a tf2 campaign since I first got into it

  • @robertr.7995
    @robertr.7995 2 місяці тому +3

    This appears in my feed every several months or so, and I can't help but watch it when it shows up. It's so stupid in a good way. XD

  • @kiwinisuki
    @kiwinisuki 6 років тому +6

    0:12
    Okay wow, I love that. I thought that the poster would go in a different direction, but I stopped and read the whole thing and I love it. The details in these videos and the dedication put in are always incredible. Thank you, Tipsy Duck.

  • @aaronfaloon4186
    @aaronfaloon4186 6 років тому +40

    "You have chosen or been chosen..."

  • @Maliciousmusicman
    @Maliciousmusicman 4 роки тому +4

    All the undertones in this and the dark humor definitely deserve a Saxxy. Good job.

  • @owenpope3505
    @owenpope3505 6 років тому +90

    Man the next few months are gonna suck

  • @lordlang249
    @lordlang249 6 років тому +69

    The death rate is higher than the pay.

  • @Mezzy..
    @Mezzy.. 4 роки тому +11

    "Be curious
    ***NOT***
    bi curious."
    Bloody brilliant 😂😂👏

  • @liliander567
    @liliander567 6 років тому +11

    Now I know what your thinking...
    "Man that's fucked up"
    *I couldn't agree more!*

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 6 років тому +53

    BE CURIOUS
    NOT
    BI CURIOUS
    "While you may find pleasure in cupping another man's rosy cheeks with your hands, stop to think about the person attached to those cheeks."
    _Good advice._

  • @Totasfunnynumber
    @Totasfunnynumber 4 роки тому +11

    "But hey, if iron is strong is for you, why not lead"
    -young Spy

  • @EllpaFox47
    @EllpaFox47 Рік тому +3

    "iron makes us strong so why not lead?"
    Soldier's remaining braincells would like a word with you

  • @thenguyengpham189
    @thenguyengpham189 6 років тому +418

    Throwing PEE on people? *SNIPER INTENSIFIES*

    • @dinklebeaniealt
      @dinklebeaniealt 6 років тому +8

      *j a r a t e*

    • @watcherdavid3158
      @watcherdavid3158 5 років тому +5

      The day they make bullet jerates SNIPER GOES WILD THEY MAKE MACHET JERATES EVERY ONE DEAD

    • @javidmirza4584
      @javidmirza4584 5 років тому

      superDavid El Rodriguez there are bullets jarate

    • @watcherdavid3158
      @watcherdavid3158 5 років тому

      God holy ****

    • @fnafan19
      @fnafan19 5 років тому

      That makes them extremely agitated

  • @dorksdomain8355
    @dorksdomain8355 4 роки тому +170

    Me: turns down the ac 0.0000000069 degrees
    My dad: 2:55

  • @HenTheMenace
    @HenTheMenace 5 років тому +12

    Made in 2018:
    Saxxy: yes let’s give him a 2017 saxxy

  • @LetoPartizan
    @LetoPartizan 6 років тому +794

    One question.
    Can I watch the hentai?
    My last job said no.

    • @sari7637
      @sari7637 6 років тому +59

      Dell Conagher yes, yes you can.

    • @NetiZenpai
      @NetiZenpai 6 років тому +12

      jesus_christ42 It's Jesus himself!

    • @kylelockwood11
      @kylelockwood11 6 років тому +26

      Jesus tells words of wisdom for natsuki is jailbait

    • @habbit01
      @habbit01 6 років тому +11

      Only if ur a janitor and is the only one in the building. Trust me I know

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 років тому

      No

  • @alvaroespinosa4379
    @alvaroespinosa4379 4 роки тому +3

    "We are a company that keeps chasing the Sun beyond the horizon. You may think it's in vain because the earth is a sphere. But we don't pay you to think. We pay you to work. Now get to it, Employee!"

  • @hkpenguin6309
    @hkpenguin6309 6 років тому +5

    Well done, even in 2019 this is still funny as hell, these kinds of videos are wondefully made with a soul that never leaves

  • @RaccoonRevolution
    @RaccoonRevolution 6 років тому +168

    I’m guessing y’all don’t have dental.

    • @eyeroh5250
      @eyeroh5250 6 років тому +13

      We have dental.
      The same way a deranged man won't shoot you if he had a gun.
      Just as long as you ask.
      we have dental
      just
      as long
      as
      you
      ask

    • @TriatorJoel
      @TriatorJoel 6 років тому +1

      .

    • @disjointed3239
      @disjointed3239 6 років тому

      Good thinking! You should probably let them know next time you visit the complaints department.

  • @Mr_MicChicken
    @Mr_MicChicken Рік тому +6

    "You think a single man could fill all those jars?"
    Sniper:
    (1:58)

  • @eyelessdwarfakatyler2tyler113
    @eyelessdwarfakatyler2tyler113 6 років тому +179

    4:35 Look at that poor guy

    • @tipsykirsche5026
      @tipsykirsche5026 6 років тому +15

      Eyeless Dwarf I didn't even notice that

    • @kushine_
      @kushine_ 6 років тому +27

      workplace requirements.

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 6 років тому +8

      Eyeless Dwarf yeh, Scout just got shot, 'cause he wanted to complain about there not being enough lead in his Bonk! Atomic Punch.

    • @JTHECOMENTER
      @JTHECOMENTER 6 років тому +2

      that guy is the scout

    • @JTHECOMENTER
      @JTHECOMENTER 6 років тому +3

      was*

  • @kakebaker2000
    @kakebaker2000 6 років тому +86

    Is that like, a clean shaven spy model? Or is that supposed to be scouts dad?

    • @VelmiArtrid
      @VelmiArtrid 6 років тому +101

      _"WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE???"_

    • @adog3129
      @adog3129 6 років тому +22

      Wet Media definitely not clean shaven spy, and, very minor comic spoilers, spy is scout's dad. Now that i think about it, i have no clue what that model is.

    • @Crowborn
      @Crowborn 6 років тому +27

      Adog312 it is unmasked spy :/ The workshop name is "1940's spy".

    • @kakebaker2000
      @kakebaker2000 6 років тому +11

      Crowborn I felt like he looked familiar, I just couldn't place my finger on it.

    • @DJL3G3ND
      @DJL3G3ND 6 років тому +7

      TheOneTrueNinja, took me a second to catch up then I started laughing
      Wait, spy is *officially* scouts dad???

  • @garrysucks4190
    @garrysucks4190 4 роки тому +12

    Dude, I swear when Aperture Science and Black Mesa are planning to top one over, they're actually going for second because Mann Co IS the peak of the mountain.

    • @cerabond7650
      @cerabond7650 3 роки тому +2

      I'm sure Glados would be furious if she found out that the people who where able to beat her company were a buncha gun toting, war mongering idiots who don't even know *half* of the things she knows and think lead is a vital mineral.

    • @garrysucks4190
      @garrysucks4190 3 роки тому +3

      @@cerabond7650 Well, to be fair, when one of those war mongering idiots can make literal teleporters and literally has a good chance of killing another war mongering idiot (wielding a minigun by the way) with a TV remote and a turret that has 2 miniguns and an M202 FLASH like rocket, I guess she would be incredibly humbled if she dared step up to them.

    • @cerabond7650
      @cerabond7650 3 роки тому +1

      @@garrysucks4190 hmm, *touche.*

    • @cerabond7650
      @cerabond7650 2 роки тому

      @@garrysucks4190 But the whole lead thing... And everything else... yeah...

    • @garrysucks4190
      @garrysucks4190 2 роки тому +2

      @@cerabond7650 To be fair, Aperture Science has killed so many olympic people that they had resorted to friggin' HOBOS. Black Mesa has a THE LITERAL MILITARY breathing down their neck in case they screw up.

  • @vorchitect
    @vorchitect 6 років тому +6

    THE LEGEND HAS RETURNED!!!

  • @fellucia28
    @fellucia28 6 років тому +47

    Anyone thought this is gonna be one of those Spongebob training videos?
    No?just me?

    • @glitchyproxy6042
      @glitchyproxy6042 6 років тому +3

      I thought that aswell when I saw the employee of the month and the intro, though I'm sad they didn't have a kid yelling something just like in the episode

  • @myaltaccount4438
    @myaltaccount4438 2 роки тому +1

    The complaint department scene was probably put in as a theat. Like "Yeah we have a complaint department, but I wouldn't use it if I were you."

  • @Ribbons0121R121
    @Ribbons0121R121 6 років тому +41

    "thrust hsi soul inside olivia and worked from the inside in the most wholesome way possible"
    (lennyface)

  • @heyoyo10gaming4
    @heyoyo10gaming4 5 років тому +30

    I like how the guy that went into the "Complain Department" (gud englef tfere) just gets shot

  • @wessmoore7894
    @wessmoore7894 5 років тому +72

    4:12
    This is what a true man of taste looks like.

    • @wessmoore7894
      @wessmoore7894 4 роки тому +1

      Zesty Zucc
      Good one mate.

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 9 місяців тому +1

      You hear that
      Exactly
      This is our complaint department

  • @NOOLEm_
    @NOOLEm_ 6 років тому +6

    I like how you simulated rasterization efect on that magazine.