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  • @lastweasel
    @lastweasel Рік тому +4874

    the instant regret spell instantly works on those who purchase it.

    • @matthewgilbert9881
      @matthewgilbert9881 Рік тому +75

      My first thought after hearing about the spell…

    • @bloodstainedchasm
      @bloodstainedchasm Рік тому

      pack it up boys magic has been proven.

    • @GlunksMcFunks
      @GlunksMcFunks Рік тому +5

      Lol

    • @croskoal
      @croskoal Рік тому +57

      Working as intended. They never said who the target was

    • @koreaboo1437
      @koreaboo1437 Рік тому +5

      Yes I bought spells before just to see what the hell but lol 😆 I just wanted to see

  • @MrHGravity
    @MrHGravity Рік тому +1165

    One day, someone screamed at me and threatened to cast a spell on me on the subway. Ever since then, I've been getting happier and healthier. Heart of gold on that wizard.

    • @joltjolt5060
      @joltjolt5060 Рік тому +36

      Lol those mean spells are probably cast on the one that asked for it lol.

    • @Purplest_
      @Purplest_ Рік тому +45

      I'm going to start screaming spells at EVERYONE on the subway

    • @ECLIPSE-THESUN
      @ECLIPSE-THESUN Рік тому +8

      ​@@Purplest_ wholesome lad

    • @gibygorp
      @gibygorp 10 місяців тому +1

      I'm commenting

    • @ChrisTheTree256-tv1ln
      @ChrisTheTree256-tv1ln 9 місяців тому +1

      @@gibygorp Im commenting to commenting

  • @LavLightKnight
    @LavLightKnight Рік тому +339

    I had a mystical tugging telling me you earned this

    • @TheChosenOne66501
      @TheChosenOne66501 9 місяців тому +5

      you payed $10 to write this? lol

    • @Greenish_frog
      @Greenish_frog 9 місяців тому +13

      Man $10 for tugg to not even reply

    • @TiddyMelk-gl9bu
      @TiddyMelk-gl9bu 8 місяців тому +9

      ​@@Greenish_frognot even a heart like

    • @ShouPow
      @ShouPow 8 місяців тому

      It sounds like you jerked it to tipping him. Go off brother

    • @iwannagotothemooon8666
      @iwannagotothemooon8666 7 місяців тому +15

      Why sre the responses mad at someone for supporting their favourite creator... 😂

  • @TimidInkSpirit
    @TimidInkSpirit Рік тому +1850

    Yessss I’m so glad someone covered the weird spell situation on Etsy lol remember being so confused when I found a weather control spell for like $10 and then realized it was a whole thing Etsy is WACK bruh

    • @alexiswoodberry9119
      @alexiswoodberry9119 Рік тому +34

      Strange Aeons and Jordan Adika have also made great videos on Etsy spells if you're interested!

    • @bob.iscool3845
      @bob.iscool3845 Рік тому +33

      ayy i once saw a world destruction spell (with a picture of a nuclear bomb going off) for ~£10k 👀👀

    • @walmartiancheese4922
      @walmartiancheese4922 Рік тому +10

      ​@@bob.iscool3845 crowdfund it?

    • @wiggindorfthemagnificent
      @wiggindorfthemagnificent Рік тому +16

      Kind of a steal for a 7th level spell, tbh.

    • @walmartiancheese4922
      @walmartiancheese4922 Рік тому +11

      @@wiggindorfthemagnificent meh i'd prefer to just ask The Wizard to cast it in exchange for some mushrooms

  • @angryysheep
    @angryysheep Рік тому +1568

    Why does his content perfectly replicate the thoughts from the void in between my ears.

    • @acm888
      @acm888 Рік тому +54

      That sentence made so much sense to me and I love it

    • @angryysheep
      @angryysheep Рік тому +19

      @@acm888 he just says what we think but don’t want to.

    • @kayburcky7146
      @kayburcky7146 Рік тому +14

      ​@@angryysheep"yo brother, that million dollar idea you had when you were stones wasn't actually that good"
      "Honey is just Bee vomit"
      "Eggs are Chicken periods"
      "Your favourite childhood dish will never taste as good as in your memory when you try it again"
      "There will be a last time for everything. A last time you'll ever see a loved one, a last time you'll ever eat in your favourite restaurant before it closes, and so on..."
      I hate that guy🙄

    • @acm888
      @acm888 Рік тому +6

      @@angryysheep 😂 yes!

    • @CL4PTRAPS_SQUIRE
      @CL4PTRAPS_SQUIRE Рік тому +5

      Lol my favorite comment I've seen in a while

  • @TheWinterscoming
    @TheWinterscoming Рік тому +363

    I get real "older brothers friend that the parents used to be a little worried about" energy from you.
    It's a good energy

    • @dirtysluuut4deftones
      @dirtysluuut4deftones Рік тому +1

      this made me CACKLE 💀💀💀

    • @cronuslite6358
      @cronuslite6358 4 місяці тому +2

      I'd be worried if my son was friends with him. But they'd be in the garage and I wouldn't know what this conversation is about

  • @maromania7
    @maromania7 Рік тому +754

    Etsy is so wild. You can get so much custom gear, much of it with surprisingly high quality! You can also spend twice as much on garbage. From "I'm a witch and can totally hex you" to "I'm a professional of 35 years who retired to make clothes for trans girls online, because I was APPALLED when I found out how hard it was to find any."
    Great for soaps, shirts, lamps, all sorts of stuff! But there are so many scams XD

    • @MelissaLawrence2002
      @MelissaLawrence2002 Рік тому +41

      Right?! I've gone to ETSY many times to buy, but I have discovered the most insane things on there while looking.

    • @arealhuman826
      @arealhuman826 Рік тому +15

      There are shirts for trans girls? whats the difference

    • @MelissaLawrence2002
      @MelissaLawrence2002 Рік тому +38

      @@arealhuman826 feminine design for a masculine body? I dunno, maybe it's for people who haven't transitioned.

    • @janevim11
      @janevim11 Рік тому +61

      ​@@arealhuman826 I imagine the clothes in question are more lower-body focused, like panties, cute jeans that don't make your crotch suffocate, or skirts that flatter a less extreme hips to waist ratio. also probably blouses and such that fit nicely on broader shoulders.

    • @SiriusSphynx
      @SiriusSphynx Рік тому +23

      ​@@janevim11 So, more simply put, the baseline fashion of women's clothing but tailered to fit men.

  • @mikedrop4421
    @mikedrop4421 Рік тому +325

    The instant regret spell is the only one I know for sure works because everyone who buys one regrets the decision

  • @mr.minigolf7095
    @mr.minigolf7095 Рік тому +29

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "Yeah, I scam astrology girls on Etsy"

  • @potatopirate5557
    @potatopirate5557 Рік тому +364

    Now if he becomes wildly successful he'll never know for sure if it wasn't because of the spell. 😄

    • @__AbAbe
      @__AbAbe Рік тому +21

      I mean i think he was at 500k at the time of posting? Now he’s almost at 1m! Kinda surprised when I saw this after just recently finding his channel.

    • @caodesignworks2407
      @caodesignworks2407 Рік тому

      @@__AbAbe He was already at a million on tiktok and 700k here when this video was made

    • @smokingsymbiotes
      @smokingsymbiotes 11 місяців тому

      @@__AbAbe he’s over a mil now 🎉

    • @grinninggreen6750
      @grinninggreen6750 10 місяців тому +6

      He's at 1.41M right now! Lol 😂

    • @mitch5944
      @mitch5944 9 місяців тому +4

      He's almost at 1.5 million the spell worked haha

  • @ch_rryleaf
    @ch_rryleaf Рік тому +501

    Big Tugg is quickly becoming my Drew Gooden back up when I get sick of rewatching his videos. With these masterpieces, he'll be number 1 on my comfort rotation in no time. Keep it up!

  • @Imnya
    @Imnya Рік тому +84

    I've seen these before, and it makes me think, "What's stopping me from doing this and making money for doing practically nothing?"
    And then I remember I have morals.
    Pesky morals...

    • @hampterclips
      @hampterclips Рік тому +6

      Same, if only I was a horrible person.

    • @petrschejbal8756
      @petrschejbal8756 9 місяців тому

      I don't know. If someone is willing to buy some sort of " curse" they are probably moron and not a good person. I think it would be more morally right 👍

    • @lauren1779
      @lauren1779 6 місяців тому +3

      I’ve tried people are smarter than you think lol

    • @1c0nic_player
      @1c0nic_player 6 місяців тому +4

      you could do one that increases self confidence and that might actually work because of the placebo effect so your morals are a little less questionable

  • @officialsaya
    @officialsaya Рік тому +99

    the savant spell cannot work, because you're already an entertainment expert

  • @Jake-hl6ql
    @Jake-hl6ql Рік тому +85

    Etsy has him under their spell

    • @dew66666
      @dew66666 Рік тому +3

      Yeah, it's like he doesn't understand that people who sell shit online create fake reviews 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @iM_JuSt_SaiYaN
    @iM_JuSt_SaiYaN 8 місяців тому +13

    2:19 "the regret of me spells" whys he talking like a pirate now😂😂

  • @ktg5047
    @ktg5047 Рік тому +299

    You are underrated as fuck. Very funny guy

    • @shadowbrosrealm
      @shadowbrosrealm Рік тому +8

      A few weeks ago i think he had a little over 10k subs, thats when i first saw him. He’s awesome.

    • @shrekiscool4743
      @shrekiscool4743 Рік тому +3

      I have good news

  • @coverstealingbadger
    @coverstealingbadger Рік тому +114

    I know people have probably said stuff about your kit-kat on your other videos, but I love how affectionate you are with your kitty. Your content is great, but just the little extra cat cameos and you genuine shows of affection are wonderful.

  • @giosue_222
    @giosue_222 Рік тому +30

    The fact that negative thoughts can block the spell, combined with the fact that you really have to believe it happens, are the basis of this "magic". I'm an extremely rational person, and I bought 2 magic books (not from Etzy), out of curiosity. I get that they play a lot on the fact that if the spell doesn't work, it's your fault and not the book.

  • @Mango_TN553
    @Mango_TN553 Рік тому +49

    I love how tucker doesn’t force long videos he just does whatever whenever

  • @christianelliott7044
    @christianelliott7044 Рік тому +50

    Omg you just sent me down a rabbit hole. I have now spent the almost entire part of 3 flipping hours of looking up crazy stuff on Etsy. Thank you Tugg

  • @L0user
    @L0user Рік тому +21

    “ Your a wizard, *Tucker* “

  • @Sellsor
    @Sellsor Рік тому +159

    Wait, do these spells not even send you a piece of paper in the mail for you to receive!? Lmao, it's even more of a scam than I thought

    • @TheDeviousYodeler
      @TheDeviousYodeler Рік тому +37

      Yeah that's what I was thinking, like they would send you a scroll with the spell and you cast it yourself. Or at least instructions on how to cast it, didn't think it would be just a purchase with nothing sent lol

    • @funfantasy3500
      @funfantasy3500 Рік тому +7

      I guess you are paying for them to cast it... cringe

    • @DaxianPreston
      @DaxianPreston Рік тому +5

      Same…I was all worried about how I’d get human hair for dolls to mail to idiots.

    • @william8300
      @william8300 8 місяців тому +3

      Imagine when you buy one, a week later some random person comes to your house and just starts screaming Harry Potter spells at you

    • @Sammael251
      @Sammael251 8 місяців тому +2

      I don't think there's anything that could make me feel like this is any more of a scam than I already do

  • @Sapphirekirby0
    @Sapphirekirby0 Рік тому +42

    Your comedy is top tier for me. Will be coming back to rewatch all your vids annually for the next 10 years as a comfort playlist

  • @jbpeltier
    @jbpeltier Рік тому +41

    It's okay Tugg, you'll always be an elite rich savant to us

  • @goodfellow9607
    @goodfellow9607 Рік тому +220

    You’ve inspired me. I’m going to open my own Etsy store called “Schmendrick’s Discount Spells”.
    That $50 love spell the other storefronts are selling? Half-price! Just $15! Fifteen isn’t half of fifty? I’m a magician not a mathematician!
    Our store tagline will be “Results Guaranteed. Have a little patience.”

    • @TheCrazySourdoughDude
      @TheCrazySourdoughDude Рік тому +18

      Or what about the heaven spell that gives you guaranteed angel status

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 Рік тому +10

      @@TheCrazySourdoughDude being a guardian angel seems like a lot of work

    • @TheCrazySourdoughDude
      @TheCrazySourdoughDude Рік тому +8

      @BearyPumkin nah you don't have to do any work it's just a free ticket to heaven

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo Рік тому

      Sounds great, but can your love spell give the fir tree in my front yard a big ol' set of massive honkin' tatas.

    • @hahahahahahahahaa6580
      @hahahahahahahahaa6580 Рік тому

      ​@@TheCrazySourdoughDudethe Catholic church is back on its bullshit, I see.

  • @MCS_Mr.Malice
    @MCS_Mr.Malice 9 місяців тому +9

    He bought a genius spell, and everyday afterwards his videos become more and more insane.

  • @devinm.6149
    @devinm.6149 Рік тому +7

    A black cat crossing your path is considered good luck in Ireland.

  • @userbugs
    @userbugs Рік тому +7

    Can confirm that these spells work. I'm an "integrated pest management" professional, which is just the fancy term for bug ecologist and one night I got so angry at a random cockroach infestation that I went completely nuclear with all my tools and then at the end I scrawled some evil incantations on my refridgerator. Maybe it was my chemicals, but I think integrating black magic is what really elevated my craft to the newest frontier of IPM.

  • @Zeus.34
    @Zeus.34 Рік тому +37

    Should've bought a spell that cancels out all other spells that way regardless of it being real or not it's a win

  • @meiyashi424
    @meiyashi424 Рік тому +17

    I have now fallen into the abyss that is Weird Etsy and you’re entirely to blame 😂 Loving your long form content tugg, you deserve every one of those 700k subs

  • @zehherman
    @zehherman Рік тому +15

    They all have five stars because they found the hidden store page selling 5 star review spells

  • @kenny995
    @kenny995 Рік тому +29

    I love that most of the reviews are saying that it hadn't worked yet but they are hopeful so they give it 5 stars 😂 Makes no sense

    • @NoiseDay
      @NoiseDay Рік тому +5

      The business model is to simply have faith in the stupidity of humanity

    • @bigdumb1
      @bigdumb1 Рік тому +3

      etsy bothers you with lots of notifications telling you to review your recent purchases and they can't be dismissed until you write the review lol. prob has something to do with it

  • @abigailray8529
    @abigailray8529 Рік тому +11

    Omgosh i 100% LOVED this spell!! The customer service was amazing and the price drop for the limited time of 2 seconds was so helpful! Nothing has happened yet but Priestess Astrid made sure i was in good hands! I'm sure my purchase of "Make Your Crush Be Your Love Servant" will kick in with no time!!
    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @606films9
    @606films9 Рік тому +13

    Just when I thought Tugg could never get weirder, but here we are buying spells on etsy

  • @eq_world
    @eq_world Рік тому +13

    Literally Etsy has the goofiest silliest things *cough* human teeth and toenails *cough*

  • @williamjenkins4913
    @williamjenkins4913 Рік тому +7

    I love the low key shade the savant spell throws on DaVinci. If we could do so much with that idiot think what we could do for you.

  • @potsnpaninis
    @potsnpaninis Рік тому +4

    THANK YOU!! I was feeling so sad and really needed some of your content 😊😊

  • @thatcarlchick7655
    @thatcarlchick7655 Рік тому +5

    The look of confusion and betrayal on your face at 13:05 killed me! 🤣☠

  • @jvan16200
    @jvan16200 Рік тому +8

    Just believe and be patien, you’ll win eventually

  • @Lady_Viv
    @Lady_Viv 5 місяців тому +2

    I'm visiting here from a year later. I think that genius spell worked! Love your content!

  • @thomasn3071
    @thomasn3071 Рік тому +11

    Some of these "spells" seem like they might be contracts to intimidate people.

  • @jaskierdraven9191
    @jaskierdraven9191 Рік тому +37

    There's some Etsy stores that sell things that are actually useful to those of us who practice witchcraft, but these types of things are.... Uhhh... Rediculous. For so many reasons, many of which you talked about. I honestly hate these shops, they always show up when I'm looking for supplies and are quite annoying, wish there was a way to filter them out.
    Also I love your cat, she's adorable, and personally I think black cats are lucky

    • @YvngKrishna
      @YvngKrishna Рік тому +13

      Exactly, im Hindu which shares alot of similarities to the lifestyles of certain pagan religions and ive looked on there for related items and have found similar things like "contact x god" "find out what god you are meant to communate with" etc etc. You cant just pay Krishna to have a conversation with you lmao, its so frustrating how they turn it into something to make money off of

    • @paid14
      @paid14 Рік тому +2

      ...practice witchcraft? And also, I'm not sure how you can personally think black cats are lucky when they are almost unanimously and universally a symbol of bad luck lmao

    • @teddy_bear6122
      @teddy_bear6122 10 місяців тому +8

      @@paid14some people believe that they absorb bad luck from your life, and the release it away from you. Making them unlucky to anyone who crosses their path while they’re releasing the bad luck, but good luck for the owner lol

  • @yupanquid5538
    @yupanquid5538 Рік тому +19

    I LOVE everything about this video. Do you reckon the sellers really believe in what they’re “selling” or are 100% con artists?

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 8 місяців тому +3

      100% con. If you can just cast a spell to make yourself wealthy, why are you running a store?

  • @Zoe_the_Introverted
    @Zoe_the_Introverted Рік тому +2

    I know that these videos don’t get as much attention as your UA-cam Shorts, but I wanna let you know that I really enjoy them and love when you post longer videos. Your so fun and goofy I love it lol

  • @TheConjurersTower
    @TheConjurersTower Рік тому +7

    I thought for sure that this video was going to be like if Etsy existed in a fantasy world and wizards were buying sketchy scrolls made my wealthy nobles' wives in their spare time, but the truth defies description... I can't believe this is real.

  • @ifonlythe
    @ifonlythe Рік тому +2

    please keep making these longer videos, Tugg. They're so great.

  • @flowerpen6652
    @flowerpen6652 Рік тому +2

    7:44 LOL! Hope the kitty got the attention they wanted afterwards 😂

  • @corsehock9823
    @corsehock9823 Рік тому +2

    I love this channel Tugg is the shit, you should make full on UA-cam videos like this one all the time

  • @RafaelCarvalho-q6e
    @RafaelCarvalho-q6e 10 місяців тому +6

    4:45 got me dead😂

  • @thatmagicstore
    @thatmagicstore Рік тому +1

    This is so hilarious! I love the timbre and tone of this video.

  • @Dreadtheday
    @Dreadtheday Рік тому +8

    You deserve every bit of your fame.... you give so many people joy. It is highly underrated in the age of too much guilt, seriousness, loss and sorrow.
    EDIT: You are also pretty adorbs

    • @scp049leplaguedocter3
      @scp049leplaguedocter3 2 місяці тому

      He has a girlfriend

    • @Dreadtheday
      @Dreadtheday 2 місяці тому

      @@scp049leplaguedocter3 I am marred, we have been together for 12 years. She, his wife, is prolly pretty adorbs too. Lol 😂 This may come as a surprise but you can absolutely be admired by the masses for being attractive, smart, artistic and successful without it being an issue. I have attractive friends and I am bisexual.. so by that logic, do you think I just trying to get with them too or is there some idealistic, hypocritical difference? Contrary to the people who seemingly cannot believe or fathom that some of us out here can actually admire the beauty of others without wanting to bang them... you are incorrect in your assessment of my motive. Being faithful, while still being honest now seems alien to many people.
      I find it is less of a red flag to be forthright and out with it than hide it. The idea that you insinuate here is that I cannot or should not value the traits of others that they outwardly and purposefully project without being disrespectful. By warning me you also insinuate weakness on his part... as if my passing comment could be so alluring that it might somehow tempt or disrupt their bond. Lol Also, I am old enough to be most of ya'lls grandmother lol. That don't translate for everyone but it surely does for me. Yall have no chill, I swear. Lol

    • @Dreadtheday
      @Dreadtheday 2 місяці тому

      Sorry so long but this ish gets old... can't even admire a person for being awesome without some Karen trying to play referee.

    • @scp049leplaguedocter3
      @scp049leplaguedocter3 2 місяці тому

      Lmao

  • @carlpapa123
    @carlpapa123 7 місяців тому +2

    That genius spell is why hes this funny. He became a genius of making yt videos

  • @markinatorbozak4595
    @markinatorbozak4595 11 місяців тому +4

    You should do more "skits" like the one at 13:10 😂😂

  • @markosmywords9202
    @markosmywords9202 8 місяців тому +2

    Okay, but hear me out: This would make for a PHENOMENAL video game. Like imagine you run a little spell shop, making and casting spells and taking requests from your customers.

  • @Chromecast_Eternal
    @Chromecast_Eternal Рік тому +3

    Tucker has grown so fast... bravo tucker

  • @Twizz_e
    @Twizz_e 9 місяців тому

    “I’m not bragging, I’m just scared.”
    True.

  • @leonardoentertainment2076
    @leonardoentertainment2076 Рік тому +4

    Garbage made with their hands😂😂simple and direct

  • @iang.9904
    @iang.9904 2 місяці тому +1

    “You can buy a t shirt that says run for the corn, but i dont know why you would EVER do that”
    *me, instantly buying the shirt*

  • @serpent3nvy
    @serpent3nvy 10 місяців тому +4

    It's all a placebo.

  • @bestbeech52
    @bestbeech52 Рік тому +2

    Been a big Tugg subscriber since the first time he posted. Hands down one of the funniest people on here 😂😂😂😂

  • @randomguy6909
    @randomguy6909 Рік тому +4

    The run for the corn shirt is the next one he’s gonna wear

  • @stasiabennett9554
    @stasiabennett9554 Рік тому +1

    Hey man I’ve been watching you’re shorts lately and your hilarious it’s really helped me get through some really tough times
    So thanks🙂🙂

  • @matthewgilbert9881
    @matthewgilbert9881 Рік тому +6

    Love this content. I can’t do the gross food videos, but I think you’re hilarious. Please do more videos about not disgusting things. 🎉

  • @kannahvivien7525
    @kannahvivien7525 11 місяців тому +2

    The savant spell plot twist: Da Vinci already had the skills we know him for today, and he only used the spell to gain a separate skill that was kept secret.

  • @chonkersthepanda4386
    @chonkersthepanda4386 Рік тому +4

    That was so funny it almost made me forget my depression

  • @Annathevirgo
    @Annathevirgo Рік тому

    I swear I look forward to any video from Tucker, whether it's tiktok, youtube short, or full youtube video! Love all the content you make! I can't wait to see more videos 😊

  • @brownle_glrl
    @brownle_glrl Рік тому +14

    If I had friends I would share you're channel because I like it

  • @euansimpson5010
    @euansimpson5010 7 місяців тому +1

    I am on a binge, this is helping the depression!

  • @codygwinn-mm6rt
    @codygwinn-mm6rt Рік тому +3

    the fact he seemed so heart broken that the spells did not work i feel for him

  • @bintimes
    @bintimes Рік тому +2

    "My name is Fenris"
    My mind say: wait you big doom dog?

  • @justacutie.
    @justacutie. Рік тому +4

    You don't need the savant spell because you're already a comedy genius XD
    But for real you're very funny 😆

  • @jackieweindel3656
    @jackieweindel3656 Рік тому

    I was having a shit day but one of your vids popped up and made me crack up so I was prepared to binge you for the whole day and then realized you only have like 8 videos. So that's my day. And also, we love hearing whatever funny bullshit you have to say! Even if it feels like half assed nothingness to you, keep it up! 💜

  • @cherryspice1011
    @cherryspice1011 Рік тому +15

    hey as a person who does witchcraft occasionally.... using these spell bags just makes us look wackkkk lmaooo
    I promise most of us just be trying to keep good vibes in our lives not selling shit like this ❤

    • @patrickisbetter
      @patrickisbetter Рік тому

      Does witchcraft work

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo Рік тому +5

      @@patrickisbetter No, it does not, and never ever pay any money for it. If someone offers to do it for free in a safe and public place and it doesn't take longer than 15 minutes, go for it for the hell of it, but if they're trying to get you to go to some shed in the middle of a state park to observe their "ritual" do NOT follow them.

    • @patrickisbetter
      @patrickisbetter Рік тому

      @@GoddoDoggo I just wanted to laugh at the bs they responded to me with

    • @teddy_bear6122
      @teddy_bear6122 10 місяців тому

      @@GoddoDoggoas a practitioner of witchcraft, you’re pretty much right. Witchcraft isnt what most people think it is, and as always, if any strange person tries to lure you into the middle of nowhere, stay away. Most *real* witchcraft is more like what you might think of as folk magic. Salt on your doorstep to discourage negative energy from entering your house, energy cleansing for better mood, and other things like such. No real witch in their right mind is going to say they can “magically” change the weather or force people to feel a certain way or summon gods of old with a spell circle, that’s all made up bullshit. Real modern witchcraft is closer to a religious prayer, and small ceremonies then anything.

  • @Hyperfixations_here
    @Hyperfixations_here 10 місяців тому +1

    The entire time Tucker was buying the Savant spell I was dying with laughter XD

  • @adima_
    @adima_ Рік тому +3

    This is a certified Big Tugg classic!

  • @Rylin-ri4mv
    @Rylin-ri4mv 3 місяці тому +2

    All the spells feel like mods in blades and sorcery lol

  • @mokentroll
    @mokentroll Рік тому +5

    i thought you meant potions so i fully expected you to buy weird jars of strange liquids and glitters off etsy and drink them. looking back no way anyone would ever do that but i’m still slightly disappointed

  • @joshuapatterson2320
    @joshuapatterson2320 Рік тому +1

    I love the long format videos

  • @LoraCoggins
    @LoraCoggins Рік тому +23

    As someone who explored witchcraft between 2021 and 2022, I find that the best spells are either made by yourself or freely available by trusted witches. I find making people pay for spells a form of witchcraft capitalist commodity, along with those people that make you pay a dollar a minute for horoscopes and way too much money for rocks.
    Also, happy early birthday.

  • @audreyhunter6099
    @audreyhunter6099 Рік тому +1

    Sounds like Fenris is just a weird therapist

  • @sawyer6927
    @sawyer6927 Рік тому +4

    wow i just put a regret spell on a newborn TY tucker!

  • @DeathMelodies
    @DeathMelodies Рік тому +1

    As someone who just recently purchased a personalize [redacted] from Etsy, I am very entertained by the accuracy here!

  • @DomKay810
    @DomKay810 Рік тому +3

    Am I the only one who just smiles while watching these videos even when he is not trying to be funny

    • @paid14
      @paid14 Рік тому

      Are you the only one with recognisable human emotions? Yes. It's just you.

  • @TylerLarsen-du1di
    @TylerLarsen-du1di 7 місяців тому +1

    This is, to this day, my favorite tugg video

  • @Mrbones1102
    @Mrbones1102 Рік тому +11

    I had seen posts about Etsy spells before, I could hardly believe it. This video was illuminating. I need to buy spell casting lessons on Etsy so I can also be a master wizard.

  • @aleximarie8958
    @aleximarie8958 Рік тому +1

    "Im not bragging Im just scared" LMAO

  • @anononomous
    @anononomous Рік тому +3

    0:29 Was fully expecting the cut to wearing the t-shirt 🙁

  • @funfantasy3500
    @funfantasy3500 Рік тому +1

    "should I be giving my personal info to these people? Yeah F- it."

  • @jessicamonticelli6462
    @jessicamonticelli6462 Рік тому +4

    I know what I'm buying everyone for Christmas now, thanks! 😅

  • @evilandproud
    @evilandproud 2 місяці тому

    This went exactly as expected❤

  • @LinksBetweenDrinks
    @LinksBetweenDrinks Рік тому +4

    Is there a spell to make you create more long-form content?
    If I include my black cat, will she make it stronger?

  • @Lillyluvsanime
    @Lillyluvsanime Рік тому +2

    As someone who practices witchcraft as part of my spirituality, I am concerned about the quantity of these, "trust me bro," spells that someone who doesn't know better would keep throwing money at until they get the result they want or give up.
    Any witch worth their salt circle will tell you to look into non-magickal causes and solutions for your problems before resorting to magick, especially if you don't know what you're doing and aren't experienced in magickal practices. At best, you just won't get a result, at worst whatever working you're trying to do could backfire and turn your life upside down.
    If you have a headache, don't buy a $50 health spell from some shady stranger on Etsy, take a Tylenol.
    Your friend is mad at you? Don't try to control them with a spell, will absolutely not go well (magickal consequences or not) just talk to your friend and try to work it out.
    Also, you can definitely absolutely tell that someone is NOT an actual practitioner and is just preying on people's naivety if they refer to aggressive or "darker" spell work as, "black magick". Magick itself is not black, white, good or bad, it is energy, it is a resource, a tool. The positivity or negativity is in how you use it.

  • @Ryerocks
    @Ryerocks Рік тому +4

    This is why I'm athiest 😂

  • @awes1332
    @awes1332 Рік тому

    Genuienly great content. Your longform stuff is so underrated 😭

  • @moose3406
    @moose3406 Рік тому +4

    Bro really thinks he’s big tugg rn

  • @christinegeffrard2670
    @christinegeffrard2670 9 місяців тому +1

    3:03 this man has cat eyes, big, round, cat eyes.

  • @Jmeagle
    @Jmeagle Рік тому +3

    Gnarly

  • @Frosty_tha_Snowman
    @Frosty_tha_Snowman Рік тому +2

    "I'm gonna get really good at rubiks cubes" 😂

  • @Just_some_guy__
    @Just_some_guy__ Рік тому +4

    Is Etsy where you get your shirts?

  • @kingramon437
    @kingramon437 10 місяців тому +1

    5:20 well saying it's the leader of The Dark Brotherhood in charge of the spells I bet they work.