And now he can re-use the Earth to make another Celestial! That's a huge boost in efficiency, not needing to wait wait for a new planet to develop intelligent life.
@@AquaFan1998 I'm talking specifically any time he needs to catch up to something, especially in anything animated, and the writers decide "nah, not this time". But yeah, that's part of why I do genuinely like the character
It actually very believable that Scott would just go along with The Eternals without any further questions. "Oh, you want me to save the world? Sure let's go!"
@@coreywilson8161 I think it would work he would just need wayyyyy more than a few discs. Tiamut is bigger than the earth so he would need at least like a billion. Now that I think of it, yeah no it probably wouldn’t work bc how tf would he get a hold of 1 billion😭
@@AndrewDukes As much as this is an exaggeration, there's still a way he can do it. The average Ant-Man suit has enough Pym particles to shrink and grow to the Quantum Realm and back. If he just brought that Avengers time machine, he could use that to direct the particles into the Celestial, making it harmlessly small. Then just grow it again when it leaves.
@@dominickeijzer5844 I don't think Pym Particles would work on a god. Celestials are higher tiers gods than Asgardians or Olympians, and they predated the Big Bang and Infinity Stones. The particles would most likely tickle them.
The fact that 3-4 more Marvel films came out after this and not once anyone addressed the fact a giant head popped up in the sky then disappeared is crazy
They share Universes. Thor has visited and had a regular job at the Daily Planet. And of course the video games where Marvel/DC/Star-Wars fight. At least I think so.
@@user-jc8zm6ef8p Tiamut can't even born without destroying the earth because he needs the energy of the earth to create himself, just like in the film said, energy is conserved
@@syahrul.66 In Ant-Man Hank Pim uses a regular sized double A battery to power his lab. At that size the Celestial would probably only need a herd of cow to be born.
And the sudden "negative space" in the center of the earth, which is now less a rock and more like a Christmas ornament with a huge crack in one side, that would have made sense? Every tectonic plate would have shifted to fill the void left behind and the planet would tear itself apart. Temperatures, gravity, rotation, all outta whack. Our atmosphere would bleed away and the earth would be a dead husk in about a week.
This logic would fail SO HARD. Celestials feed on SOULS to exist. Some use that energy to give life (Tiamut, Arishem etc), some just keep feeding non-stop (Galactus). Celestial being born without taking lives of billions is a WASTE of a celestial. It would be an equivalent of a breathless baby being born. To be honest, this movie is AMAZING because it created a very convincing view on religion - celestials give life so that they could harvest it later on. It is an endless cycle of life and death, and that is what is so beautiful. Life needs to be taken to give new life. That is something very few movies are bold enough to do, so, mad props to the creators.
@@kingol4801 Because the MCU has neeveer retconned established comic book lore /s (Oooh, better still) Because Marvel in general has neeveer retconned established comic book lore /s Seriously find two braincells and rub them together *before* inflicting yourself on others
@@kingol4801 As far as I recall in the movie (and the comics I've read), the celestials needed to 'gestate' on a planet with intelligent life. They 'feed' over a long period of time, by the time they are ready to be birthed they have accumulated enough energy from that planet's intelligent life force. Is there a source that they need to actually 'kill' the rest of the life there when being 'birthed' since by that time they had already gradually fed on the life force. I see the destruction of the planet as more of a side-effect of them breaking out of the shell, not necessarily as part of the 'feeding'. Also pretty sure Galactus is not a celestial.
"Confused screaming" is a wonderful way to describe the chain of logic that went into this movie! So nice to see Ant-Man called on as the guy to engineer the solution!
Agree if Ant-man show to help them they could shrink the celestial, send it to space regrow it and the eternals won’t be in big trouble with their boss
Only problem is the unknown-size hole (but absurdly large given what we can see of Tiamut) the celestial leaves behind because ant man shrinks him (but apart that, it's a good idea)
You guys never fail to come up with a new ways to get the "because I'm batman " line, and this truly hilarious, The "how is he even breathing " and superman grabbing his wondering friend who "got out again". Great job
Imagine if the MCU began with the 1st Avengers film with only 1 or 2 flashback scenes for each of the previous 5 films. To me that's Eternals. It's not bad, but trying to squeeze in so many heroes and backstory into 1 film made it hard to follow. If it had been a show of say 10 episodes that would have worked much better in terms of pacing.
moon knight should have been movie eternals should have been tv show she hulk movie because it could have been better like a movie actually we dont talk about that. but seriously moon knight should have been a movie and eternals should have been tv show for real maybe then moon knight could have a tv serie while eternals got a movie after tv show
He went to the moon and literally jumped back down to Earth with barely any equipment. He was so casual about it, Robin couldn't even comprehend what he just witnessed 😂
This should've been a series. There's so much lore to be explored and a series would've given them time to explain the lore and flesh out all the characters.
Definitely. Like it was a decent movie but it could have easily been a 6-8/10 episode series. I mean they have Disney+ so they should probably use it. Then all the different easter eggs could have also had a little more build-up or use other than a small bit part (Black Knight), and a voice cameo (Blade).
when this film went into production and filming disney+ wasn't an available platform yet, so a movie was the only thing they really could've done at that time. but in hindsight, delaying it and making it into a mini-series probably would've been better for sure.
Or not... because I'm tired of 9-12 hour movies called "mini-series" already. I agree the pacing was off, but I don't want to waste my life seeing bad banter that goes no where, just to get 2 hours of content that actually will be used in the future.
@@doudymac they could use one ' pym particle ' to make another pym particle big enough...and boom ! you got a big pym particle container(cylinder)...so as the container become big.... particle inside that gets more also....
Wish there was a HISHE bit where you had various Earth characters deal with the fact that an actual literal god of the entire cosmos just showed up to the planet in outer space. Imagine seeing Thor immediately fly to Earth to meet Arishem, or see Dr. Strange portal up and try to learn what exactly a Celestial was doing there.
That would require The Mouse to hire some competent writers that are well versed in the source material. I will never forget how well the 90s X-Men handled situations such as that. Like from the Phoenix Saga. Shame the MCU skipped that and went right for Dark Phoenix.
It's already been confirmed Celestials are gods in the MCU (as shown by GotG2 and T4L&T) yet the cosmic scope kinda felt "meh" after What if...? and Loki imo. The most impressive thing in the entire Eternals movie happened near the beginning when Arishem caused the Big Bang, you would think they'll be a bigger urgency from the entire universe when it's creator visited Earth, but nope I guess? Also a reminder, that the current supreme "god" of the MCU is Kevin's self insert OC from the She-Hulk series lol!
@@EvieOConnorxoxo They are not. Sony movies are cannon to MCU as well. Just a different universe. Morbius met with the MCU vulture. Venom had an existential crisis at a bar when he got warped into Avengers’ universe and discovered about Blip. No way home is literally a combination of Sony and MCU
@@kingol4801 I don't know how to tell you this but... the X-Men films aren't Sony films. They were made by Fox. No character actually from that universe has showed up in the MCU yet, and even if they do at some point, disney still didn't make those films.
This would have been a genuinely interesting ending; it would have been enjoyable similar to comics by having unrelated heroes intermingling in a story (like far from home or no way home).
I feel like that depends on the situation since not everybody would actually help and be borderline useless. A good example of this is Dr. Strange second movie cause I'm pretty sure Wanda (being corrupted) would have no issue in killing the other marvel heroes if Dr. Strange tried to get their help. Plus its his movie and having other characters in there would come off as forced and could screw up the pacing for the movie.
@@0753m Travel time isn't valid excuse when Dr. Strange or Wong (or any random member of their wizard group) can open a portal that can easily transport a person or a whole group of people to the opposite side of the world within seconds. Gathering assistance shouldn't take more than a few minutes that way.
@@proximashining776 You need to let a wizard know you need help before they can start using portals to provide it. They only shortcut recruitment if there's one already in the party. And there are obvious reasons why opening portals into a dangerous, but currently isolated and relatively contained, situation is a bad idea when you don't know all the capabilities of whatever you're dealing with...
@@proximashining776 Only way I can find for it to work is for the villain to have goons strong enough that only other avengers could hold them off while the actual villain threat is something only Dr Strange can handle
Just when I kept thinking it couldn't get any funnier, it got funnier. From the mini celestial, to the big confused celestial, to Batman and Superman in space, to "Do a barrel roll!" Awesome.
@@nicholaspetrino7695 But how does that tie in to the multiverse storyline? I can see how it it could potentially tie in with Shang Chi, Thor, and the Guardians of the Galaxy, but when it comes to Ant-Man, Loki, and others, it seems like they're going in two different directions!
Personally, I think the best will always be the one from the two part Age of Ultron HISHE. When part 1 ends with "It's because I'm......" (the video ends). And then part 2 starts with "........Batman!!!"
recently in comics I think Batman was teleported into space with no special space gear and survived falling to earth from space. Not sure if this is a play on that, but it's the most ridiculous "Because I'm batman" moment to date in comics. And I love it.
This is one of the best HISHEs ever! I can't believe I never thought of using Pym Tech to simply shrink Tiamut! This is a true "How it should have ENDED" Although it would have been funny for them to point out "Hey, shouldn't we recruit Makkari first? Then she can run all over the globe and get everyone else."
I doubt using Pym particles to shrink Tiamut would actually work. Tiamut made up the majority (or at least a substantial amount) of earth’s mass, so this would be the equivalent of playing Jenga by shrinking all of the middle pieces. It just wouldn’t work.
@@joshuawyckoff9895 Well maybe you could make up the difference if you had Doctor Strange casting a spell or using the Sling Ring to transport a ton of rock from asteroids to replace the area that Tiamut was taking up. Or something.
Have you guys noticed that Druig and Ajak and Dane are not in the video and Phastos only appears in the scene with his son? It's so good to see Gilgamesh alive in the end
Ajak was dead the whole movie and if they thought to get antmans help they wouldn’t have gone and recruited druig and phastos. The scene at the beginning at druigs camp is out of continuity with the rest of the video
@@nikolaspapanagnou2723 The post-credit scene for The Eternals has the characters meeting another Eternal character from the comics named Eros. In this video, they changed the cameo to Fox McCloud from the video game series Starfox, because Eros uses "Starfox" as a superhero codename.
The fact that they actually did this in quantumania with the multiversal engine makes this video pretty accurate in resolving the celestial birth problem lol
Im so glad that you guys finally made hishe for eternals, eternals really had a big hype, could be really gone well if the writting was good, Good number HISHE loving your work as ways
I like how Peacemaker's finale made fun of that whole "why didn't the other heroes help?" trope in comics and movies when you have separated franchises.
Does not work. Celestials feed on life force to exist. Preventing Tiamut from taking life would just end him regardless or make him incapable of fulfilling his purpose (creating new grounds for life).
There's also the fact that removing anything that big from the ground would have resulted in the Earth imploding, wiping out the population regardless.
I'm having a rough day and I just tuned in to distract myself from said troubles and it made me laugh. Thank you for putting it together, for posting/sharing, and for helping make the day feel a little less stressful.
It really should've happened that way. Then the problem would've been the Deviant alpha guy. Who then ambushes and momentarily overpowers the eternals and injects his essence into the newborn celestial to form the first ever deviant celestial. Then the deviant celestial goes on to corrupt and consume other Celestials and throw the galaxy out of balance. Now Arishem needs their help to contain the new unprecedented threat! And he needs to gather as many heroes as he can to stand a chance😮
I was pumped for it and then never actually even watched it. every time I queue it up, I have this weird urge to do the dishes, ironing or literally anything else.
The movie was all hype before, but then at the end, it failed miserably…watched it once, never understood it, watched it second time…got really boring and I stopped watching it 😕
@@memecliparchives2254 Nah. Eternals surpass both of them. You are just to basic to see the meaning behind them, and settle for generic cameos to feel entertained.
Literally, when I watched it the first time and heard the name Starfox, I was like isn’t that a video game character…. Oh wait.. there’s a Marvel Version😂
If ant man really did this, the eternals could’ve also hired him to save other planets in the universe from being destroyed by a celestial. Then he won’t have to worry about people telling him they don’t know him.
The one thing about having an actual world line is audiences actually enjoy having familiar character appear in other movies and solve problems. Why didn’t they do this?
My biggest issue with Eternals is how nobody in any of the movies acknowledges the giant hand and face poking out of the Earth or the moon sized being that split the sky in half said a few things and left.
@@SsbPrime I think a lot of people just aren't good at film analysis. They see a movie and can recognize that they don't like it, but they have a hard time analyzing and explaining WHY it's bad. Then, when they try to explain why a movie is bad, they often end up grasping at surface-level criticisms trying to justify the feeling that they can't really explain. The deeper problems of pacing, editing, writing, direction, it's all too abstract to understand as easily as "fridge logic" nitpicks or minor continuity errors.
@@AbjectPermanence exactly, a lot of these movies and shows are perfectly fine but somehow people need to critique in order to get that dopamine rush. Pathetic
It would've been cool if they actually needed Ant Man to make Tiamut small in order for the Emergence to not be catastrophic. Arishem saying "that was pretty sick !! " was Gold.
Probably because of the threat being a celestial and that they had the ability to do what it take plus probably weren't sure the rest could handle this threat.
I think the celestial needed to consume the sapient bioforce or smth of the planet and that's why the enternals protected humanity, to basically feed the celestial when it emerges
The idea of the Celestials are they want to destroy the universe they are in to move to the next They are the reason the last universe fell to destruction as when they are born, the destruction of the world unbalanced the universe This is one of the reasons Galactus was made is to eat the Celestial inside the planet and when done, he does not throw the planet into a way that harms the universe - just the inhabitants of said planet
I have skipped most of the 4th phase of the MCU, but this movie is one of the projects that I made sure not to know anything about when it was relevant.
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3:03 - 10 :D
Just imagine if every superhero had each other on speed dial the amount of problems that could be instantly solved.
"THE EARTH IS ABOUT TO BE DESTROYED!!! TEXT THE REST OF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE!!!!"
"I did! And Superman is totally ghosting me!"
I mean people have pointed out Ant-Man could probably end world hunger with his tech.
@@byronsenior6499 Except he still can’t manufacture the Pym particles.
@@Custerd1 Hmm, true. He should bring it up to Hank though.
@@byronsenior6499 World hunger is largely an issue of problems with distribution rather than lack of food.
Arishem: You saved Tiamat and the entire Earth... I'm not even mad, I'm honestly impressed.
They turned him into a bro and i kind of like that lol.
And now he can re-use the Earth to make another Celestial! That's a huge boost in efficiency, not needing to wait wait for a new planet to develop intelligent life.
Tbh shrinking Tiamut would have created a huge hollow space inside the Earth..
@@user-jc8zm6ef8p Like some sort of ''Hollow Earth''.
Removing that much mass from the planet would actually be a disaster.
But I mean they probably still of have patched the hole with meteorites.
Love how Ant-man is pretty much the answer to every problem.
It is remarkable how many problems he can solve.
@@Sorain1 which is ironic cause of how many problems Pym has created in the comics
Just like Flash, who's always just slow enough for the plot he's in
@@johnfraire6931well heres the thing he always tries to talk the villains down, hes just a nice guy like that and everyone deserves a chance
@@AquaFan1998 I'm talking specifically any time he needs to catch up to something, especially in anything animated, and the writers decide "nah, not this time". But yeah, that's part of why I do genuinely like the character
It actually very believable that Scott would just go along with The Eternals without any further questions. "Oh, you want me to save the world? Sure let's go!"
It wouldn't work
At least Scott is happy to be included
@@coreywilson8161 I think it would work he would just need wayyyyy more than a few discs. Tiamut is bigger than the earth so he would need at least like a billion. Now that I think of it, yeah no it probably wouldn’t work bc how tf would he get a hold of 1 billion😭
@@AndrewDukes As much as this is an exaggeration, there's still a way he can do it. The average Ant-Man suit has enough Pym particles to shrink and grow to the Quantum Realm and back. If he just brought that Avengers time machine, he could use that to direct the particles into the Celestial, making it harmlessly small. Then just grow it again when it leaves.
@@dominickeijzer5844 I don't think Pym Particles would work on a god. Celestials are higher tiers gods than Asgardians or Olympians, and they predated the Big Bang and Infinity Stones. The particles would most likely tickle them.
The fact that 3-4 more Marvel films came out after this and not once anyone addressed the fact a giant head popped up in the sky then disappeared is crazy
Tiamut at least gets a mention in She Hulk if you know where to look!
@@shan4680 nobody wants to look through she hulk for a reference of tiamut
@@kalidos7681 I've pointed the way but you have to make your Google or Bing journey for a writeup about it on your own!
@CHAD THE BORIS UA-cam reviewers.
This kind of stuff is normal in the mcu now not really worth mentioning.
I love how Batman and Superman always makes these appearances regardless of what universe it is.
They share Universes. Thor has visited and had a regular job at the Daily Planet. And of course the video games where Marvel/DC/Star-Wars fight. At least I think so.
They are my favorite part
@@beauxr.benoit1374Don’t forget Doctor Doom trolling Superman.
@@Wertsir True
they shared universe when the popularity of superheroes started to decline
So nice of Ant Man to help out the Eternals
Tbh shrinking Tiamut would have created a huge hollow space inside the Earth..
@@user-jc8zm6ef8p Tiamut can't even born without destroying the earth because he needs the energy of the earth to create himself, just like in the film said, energy is conserved
@@syahrul.66 In Ant-Man Hank Pim uses a regular sized double A battery to power his lab. At that size the Celestial would probably only need a herd of cow to be born.
@@MB-te9xw yeah but to be born, it requires the presence of a large amount of intelligent beings on earth
@@syahrul.66 [ looks around awkwardly ] well that's a pretty big plot hole don't ya think?
Gotta be honest, something like this would've made WAY more sense than the actual plot. Well done HISHE, well done
i dont even remember what the actual plot was.
@@Samar2X2
There was a plot?
And the sudden "negative space" in the center of the earth, which is now less a rock and more like a Christmas ornament with a huge crack in one side, that would have made sense?
Every tectonic plate would have shifted to fill the void left behind and the planet would tear itself apart. Temperatures, gravity, rotation, all outta whack. Our atmosphere would bleed away and the earth would be a dead husk in about a week.
@@radrno7 hahahah
Magic
The tiny celestial's high pitched screaming and freaking out when icarus was flying him into space cracked me up SO hard
I like how Superman isn't surprised that the Eternals are going, but Batman is going along.
Just imagine if Hishe became a consultant for the next phase of Marvel movies.....one can dream.
This logic would fail SO HARD.
Celestials feed on SOULS to exist.
Some use that energy to give life (Tiamut, Arishem etc), some just keep feeding non-stop (Galactus).
Celestial being born without taking lives of billions is a WASTE of a celestial. It would be an equivalent of a breathless baby being born.
To be honest, this movie is AMAZING because it created a very convincing view on religion - celestials give life so that they could harvest it later on.
It is an endless cycle of life and death, and that is what is so beautiful. Life needs to be taken to give new life.
That is something very few movies are bold enough to do, so, mad props to the creators.
@@kingol4801 Because the MCU has neeveer retconned established comic book lore /s
(Oooh, better still)
Because Marvel in general has neeveer retconned established comic book lore /s
Seriously find two braincells and rub them together *before* inflicting yourself on others
More Batman!!!
@CHAD THE BORIS A big hole can still be filled in... we can start with the woke horsecrap and blue checkmarks, no one will miss those.
@@kingol4801 As far as I recall in the movie (and the comics I've read), the celestials needed to 'gestate' on a planet with intelligent life.
They 'feed' over a long period of time, by the time they are ready to be birthed they have accumulated enough energy from that planet's intelligent life force.
Is there a source that they need to actually 'kill' the rest of the life there when being 'birthed' since by that time they had already gradually fed on the life force. I see the destruction of the planet as more of a side-effect of them breaking out of the shell, not necessarily as part of the 'feeding'.
Also pretty sure Galactus is not a celestial.
I like how Superman treats Batman like a kid who escaped his playpen and he's giggling on the way back.
I wanted to see a Mikiari running animation
This really should have been a Disney Plus series to flesh out everything properly without it being in one sitting!
Or a special. That’s marvels next gem. Because it’s the perfect shot of Marvel. Not a series or two hour movie some can’t sit through
I like webseries more than film becaue it provides more detail to story
@@greatxd3063 imagine watching marvel Disney plus shows
@@randomstuff2702 all webseries are not good just like she hulk
My thoughts exactly! A series would’ve done this story, and the characters, justice.
"Confused screaming" is a wonderful way to describe the chain of logic that went into this movie!
So nice to see Ant-Man called on as the guy to engineer the solution!
Agree if Ant-man show to help them they could shrink the celestial, send it to space regrow it and the eternals won’t be in big trouble with their boss
Only problem is the unknown-size hole (but absurdly large given what we can see of Tiamut) the celestial leaves behind because ant man shrinks him (but apart that, it's a good idea)
By the way, what they actually did in the movie?
@@W4iteFlame Spoiler warning -(for others that might read)
They change him in marble
@@thomasmiremont7072 that's not much of a spoiler...by which I mean I understood nothing
Something I didn't notice first time I watched this you can actually see batman just starting to float up at 2:28 and I love it.
Wanna know what’s sad? That “one of us might’ve died” joke caught me off guard because I completely forgot Gilgamesh died.
What's even sadder is you forgot ajak died as well 😂😂
Not gonna lie, I legit forgot who died in that scene.
I legitimately could not remember how died in that scene...
I forgot anyone died lmao
Kinda sad they didn't have him meet Wong.
You guys never fail to come up with a new ways to get the "because I'm batman " line, and this truly hilarious,
The "how is he even breathing " and superman grabbing his wondering friend who "got out again".
Great job
Black shazam
I want a buddy action comedy with this Batman and Superman.
Wondering-v. yearning to know something
Wandering-v. traveling around without a destination in mind
I think it’s annoying.
The only thing missing is Batman asking Sersi or Thena if they want to know his secret identity.
At 2:48 I though arishem was gonna say" your service in no longer required i m firing you from your job and instead hiring ant man".
Finally antman getting the respect he deserves.
Spiderman 😂
Thank you Spider-Man
bro is gonna be hardcore on his third film.
oh wait, i meant fourth, his third film is No Way Home !!
YES! I love Tom Holland's perfomance.
Imagine if the MCU began with the 1st Avengers film with only 1 or 2 flashback scenes for each of the previous 5 films. To me that's Eternals. It's not bad, but trying to squeeze in so many heroes and backstory into 1 film made it hard to follow. If it had been a show of say 10 episodes that would have worked much better in terms of pacing.
moon knight should have been movie eternals should have been tv show she hulk movie because it could have been better like a movie actually we dont talk about that. but seriously moon knight should have been a movie and eternals should have been tv show for real maybe then moon knight could have a tv serie while eternals got a movie after tv show
+@@furkanudmir550 That sounds perfect. Nobody at Disney knows what they're doing
Imagine how Stan would feel
@@furkanudmir550 um what?
@@DrDolan2000 what
Eternal not a crossover like Avengers. Guardians didn't have 5 movies.
2:28 Batman lifted by Arishem too lol
Ah man, Batman being able to do everything because he's Batman never gets old.
No like BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN lol.
Batman is Saitama 😄
Batman can defeat celestials also 😂🤣
He went to the moon and literally jumped back down to Earth with barely any equipment.
He was so casual about it, Robin couldn't even comprehend what he just witnessed 😂
Yeah it does. I’m already sick of it.
This should've been a series. There's so much lore to be explored and a series would've given them time to explain the lore and flesh out all the characters.
Definitely. Like it was a decent movie but it could have easily been a 6-8/10 episode series. I mean they have Disney+ so they should probably use it. Then all the different easter eggs could have also had a little more build-up or use other than a small bit part (Black Knight), and a voice cameo (Blade).
when this film went into production and filming disney+ wasn't an available platform yet, so a movie was the only thing they really could've done at that time. but in hindsight, delaying it and making it into a mini-series probably would've been better for sure.
can y'all stop saying this already, we get it
Or not... because I'm tired of 9-12 hour movies called "mini-series" already. I agree the pacing was off, but I don't want to waste my life seeing bad banter that goes no where, just to get 2 hours of content that actually will be used in the future.
@@motodog242 4 hours long acutally, 6 episodes of 40 minutes.
This wasn't a bad plot. More ppl would probably have enjoyed this version. I know I would
You really think they'd have enough Pym particles for that?
@@doudymac they could use one ' pym particle ' to make another pym particle big enough...and boom ! you got a big pym particle container(cylinder)...so as the container become big.... particle inside that gets more also....
The "don't forget to smile for the camera" was actually pretty genius. Loved it.
Well, he did just fly out into space!
Wish there was a HISHE bit where you had various Earth characters deal with the fact that an actual literal god of the entire cosmos just showed up to the planet in outer space. Imagine seeing Thor immediately fly to Earth to meet Arishem, or see Dr. Strange portal up and try to learn what exactly a Celestial was doing there.
That would require The Mouse to hire some competent writers that are well versed in the source material. I will never forget how well the 90s X-Men handled situations such as that. Like from the Phoenix Saga. Shame the MCU skipped that and went right for Dark Phoenix.
It's already been confirmed Celestials are gods in the MCU (as shown by GotG2 and T4L&T) yet the cosmic scope kinda felt "meh" after What if...? and Loki imo.
The most impressive thing in the entire Eternals movie happened near the beginning when Arishem caused the Big Bang, you would think they'll be a bigger urgency from the entire universe when it's creator visited Earth, but nope I guess?
Also a reminder, that the current supreme "god" of the MCU is Kevin's self insert OC from the She-Hulk series lol!
@@briankriens5645 MCU hasn't done Dark Phoenix lmao?? The X-Men movies are entirely unrelated to the MCU?
@@EvieOConnorxoxo They are not.
Sony movies are cannon to MCU as well.
Just a different universe.
Morbius met with the MCU vulture.
Venom had an existential crisis at a bar when he got warped into Avengers’ universe and discovered about Blip.
No way home is literally a combination of Sony and MCU
@@kingol4801 I don't know how to tell you this but... the X-Men films aren't Sony films. They were made by Fox. No character actually from that universe has showed up in the MCU yet, and even if they do at some point, disney still didn't make those films.
That subtle reference when Batman tells Superman to smile for the camera 👌
"Because I am Batman" never gets old 🤣
Nor did his parents amirite?
Tor Iver Wilhelmsen 💀
It's this channel's "Super easy, barely an inconvenience."
The best thing about Eternals is they introduced Black Knight.
@@klchu exactly 😂
The teeny Celestial screaming on the way up was probably the funniest bit.
I can just imagine that celestial talking to the other celestials like, "You thought your birth was weird..."
Not gonna lie... that "DO A BARREL ROLL" caught me off guard and made me laugh far harder than it should've.
Ok.
Lol agree
Fun Fact: Eternals is the second MCU film that Ramin Djawadi has scored, the first being the original Iron Man (2008)
Eternals has the better score in my opinion. But nothing can beat Iron-Man's original theme.
Gotta say nice to learn. I thought the music was pretty well done for it.
That Game of Thrones check kept him well fed all these years
This would have been a genuinely interesting ending; it would have been enjoyable similar to comics by having unrelated heroes intermingling in a story (like far from home or no way home).
Not really since the eternal still feeds on life so it likely would have still killed everyone
why not creating HISHE for another movie, drama, or maybe anime? .. we're always love what you guys did..
Once you have crossovers, every solo movie fails to make any sense. There is never a reason to not get more help.
I feel like that depends on the situation since not everybody would actually help and be borderline useless. A good example of this is Dr. Strange second movie cause I'm pretty sure Wanda (being corrupted) would have no issue in killing the other marvel heroes if Dr. Strange tried to get their help. Plus its his movie and having other characters in there would come off as forced and could screw up the pacing for the movie.
@@0753m Travel time isn't valid excuse when Dr. Strange or Wong (or any random member of their wizard group) can open a portal that can easily transport a person or a whole group of people to the opposite side of the world within seconds. Gathering assistance shouldn't take more than a few minutes that way.
@@proximashining776
You need to let a wizard know you need help before they can start using portals to provide it. They only shortcut recruitment if there's one already in the party.
And there are obvious reasons why opening portals into a dangerous, but currently isolated and relatively contained, situation is a bad idea when you don't know all the capabilities of whatever you're dealing with...
Origin stories
@@proximashining776 Only way I can find for it to work is for the villain to have goons strong enough that only other avengers could hold them off while the actual villain threat is something only Dr Strange can handle
The eternals' suit designs in this hishe look much better than the actual movies just because there's actual visible color in them.
Lol I thought I was the only one who noticed
Do you have achromatopsia?
boy eternals is the best looking mcu movie. relax.
Starfox showing up was the icing on the cake, well done HISHE
Just when I kept thinking it couldn't get any funnier, it got funnier. From the mini celestial, to the big confused celestial, to Batman and Superman in space, to "Do a barrel roll!" Awesome.
Star Fox : Space Oddity ! ( by brentalfloss and Underbelly )
**CONFUSED SCREAMING**
Best part about this movie is that nothing really happened that affected the MCU as a whole.
Except "Judgement day" is still coming for the Earth. So there's that...
Umm…giant frozen celestial in the ocean???? Hello?
@@haneefs666 Indian spotted.
@@nicholaspetrino7695 But how does that tie in to the multiverse storyline? I can see how it it could potentially tie in with Shang Chi, Thor, and the Guardians of the Galaxy, but when it comes to Ant-Man, Loki, and others, it seems like they're going in two different directions!
@@comebackguy8892 What a strange and potentially problematic comment to make.
I love the fact that their animation quality has not changed
That starfox ending was perfect
It's what I thought watching the post credits scene
i cant be the only one who pre-empted the "do a barrel roll" as soon as he stepped onto screen
I watch HISHE for,
"Because I'm Batman"
Love it,
It's LEGENDARY.
They need to throw in a, "and why do you get to be Batman?" "Because you're wearing hockey pants."
"Because I'm Ant-Man". 🐜 😄
Over half a million views in less than a day. Never stop HISHE.
3:04 This is the probably one of the funniest "because i'm batman" jokes 🤣
Personally, I think the best will always be the one from the two part Age of Ultron HISHE. When part 1 ends with "It's because I'm......" (the video ends). And then part 2 starts with "........Batman!!!"
recently in comics I think Batman was teleported into space with no special space gear and survived falling to earth from space. Not sure if this is a play on that, but it's the most ridiculous "Because I'm batman" moment to date in comics. And I love it.
It's even a Shortpacked reference! "I'm BATMAN. And I can breathe in space."
The Celestial (when "Totally-not-Superman" Man flew it in to space) screaming it's lungs out was freaking HILARIOUS
3:55 smash melee, 1v1, no items, fox only
final destination
Eternals is so massive in scale and story that HISHE waits a whole year to give it their treatment
This is one of the best HISHEs ever! I can't believe I never thought of using Pym Tech to simply shrink Tiamut!
This is a true "How it should have ENDED"
Although it would have been funny for them to point out "Hey, shouldn't we recruit Makkari first? Then she can run all over the globe and get everyone else."
I doubt using Pym particles to shrink Tiamut would actually work. Tiamut made up the majority (or at least a substantial amount) of earth’s mass, so this would be the equivalent of playing Jenga by shrinking all of the middle pieces. It just wouldn’t work.
@@joshuawyckoff9895 true
True, I agree, one of the funniest HISHEs !
@@joshuawyckoff9895 Well maybe you could make up the difference if you had Doctor Strange casting a spell or using the Sling Ring to transport a ton of rock from asteroids to replace the area that Tiamut was taking up. Or something.
@@under_score3829 that could probably work. I do think Dr. Strange would notice a celestial visiting earth, so he would probably be there to help.
This hishe was better than the entire movie
Have you guys noticed that Druig and Ajak and Dane are not in the video and Phastos only appears in the scene with his son? It's so good to see Gilgamesh alive in the end
Yeah that confused me a little
Ajak was dead the whole movie and if they thought to get antmans help they wouldn’t have gone and recruited druig and phastos. The scene at the beginning at druigs camp is out of continuity with the rest of the video
I think bc they came up with the Ant-man plan before meeting Druig
I saw the movie but don't remember all these names
@@themoosehoof I know that but I was still curious to see them in cartoon appearing in the video somehow
That starfox cameo at the end got me. "Do a barrel roll" 😂
I didn't get it.
@@nikolaspapanagnou2723 Starfox is a game from Nintendo 64. You can look it up on UA-cam. It's a memory from the now older folks.
@@9qeko9
For us even older folks it was a SNES game first.
@@9qeko9 First video game i was better at than my brother. 🥲
@@nikolaspapanagnou2723 The post-credit scene for The Eternals has the characters meeting another Eternal character from the comics named Eros. In this video, they changed the cameo to Fox McCloud from the video game series Starfox, because Eros uses "Starfox" as a superhero codename.
The fact that they actually did this in quantumania with the multiversal engine makes this video pretty accurate in resolving the celestial birth problem lol
I like how Batman ended up sitting next to Thena 😂 Batman always tries to get the ladies 😂😂
They always want to know his secret identity.
I like how new born Celestial looks like an adorable baby after shrinking 🤣
Im so glad that you guys finally made hishe for eternals, eternals really had a big hype, could be really gone well if the writting was good,
Good number HISHE loving your work as ways
Dont really remember there being much hype for the movie
From the very start everyone knew Eternals was gonna be woke, so only SJWs could self delude enough to believe there was any hype.
It was BRILLIANT when Ant-Man said "It's Scottish Time" and shrunk Tiamut. Truly one of THE heroes of all time.
yeah, that's starting to get a bit old.
@@BossMan-yu1og Truly THE comment of all time 👏
@@karthi5755 touche
I can't believe Ant-Man turned Scottish in that scene
This is freaking fantastic and they should have just called antman in the first place to save the world, amazing hishe.
I like how Peacemaker's finale made fun of that whole "why didn't the other heroes help?" trope in comics and movies when you have separated franchises.
@@TorIverWilhelmsen I agree
Does not work.
Celestials feed on life force to exist. Preventing Tiamut from taking life would just end him regardless or make him incapable of fulfilling his purpose (creating new grounds for life).
There's also the fact that removing anything that big from the ground would have resulted in the Earth imploding, wiping out the population regardless.
@@kingol4801 It worked anyway, lol
Arishem's confusion on Batman had me laughing out loud in the office. That was freaking gold xD
There's so many ways they could have both saved the earth and the immortal. I'm glad I'm not the only one to see that
The Ant-Man solution was absolutely hilarious! 😂😂
To be honest, when he said Starfox, I totally expected that. I was like “Hey, that’s not Starfox”.
man ive been loving the amount of HISHE's being pumped out recently and how funny its been too! keep doing more :D
I'm having a rough day and I just tuned in to distract myself from said troubles and it made me laugh. Thank you for putting it together, for posting/sharing, and for helping make the day feel a little less stressful.
HISHE is literally making more sense than the actual movie 💀
hahaha I love how this actually makes a LOT more sense than what happened in the movie
"This planet is full of super heroes" sums it all up.
It really should've happened that way. Then the problem would've been the Deviant alpha guy. Who then ambushes and momentarily overpowers the eternals and injects his essence into the newborn celestial to form the first ever deviant celestial. Then the deviant celestial goes on to corrupt and consume other Celestials and throw the galaxy out of balance. Now Arishem needs their help to contain the new unprecedented threat! And he needs to gather as many heroes as he can to stand a chance😮
Except wasn't the use of human souls or whatever part of the birth process?
@@Ocker3 Pft, get out of here with your... paying attention to what's explained in the movie and all... 😉
I remember I was pretty pumped for this movie. Then it came out, and… I haven’t thought about it since
I was pumped for it and then never actually even watched it. every time I queue it up, I have this weird urge to do the dishes, ironing or literally anything else.
Loved it !
The movie was all hype before, but then at the end, it failed miserably…watched it once, never understood it, watched it second time…got really boring and I stopped watching it 😕
it was such a sad, wasted role for Angelina Jolie
Only HISHE made it more enjoyable
This is actually better than the actual film.
The movie is the best of its phase, wdym
@@jonaramire That goes to Shang Chi or No Way Home
@@memecliparchives2254 Nah. Eternals surpass both of them.
You are just to basic to see the meaning behind them, and settle for generic cameos to feel entertained.
most films are
@@kingol4801 HOW DARE YOU CALL WILLEM DEFOE A GENERIC CAMEO
im sure most people wont be old enough to appreciate the amazing star fox bit, but "barrel roll" was perfect hahah
Literally, when I watched it the first time and heard the name Starfox, I was like isn’t that a video game character….
Oh wait.. there’s a Marvel Version😂
One of my favorite HISHE's in quite a while. Really funny, great work.
If ant man really did this, the eternals could’ve also hired him to save other planets in the universe from being destroyed by a celestial. Then he won’t have to worry about people telling him they don’t know him.
They don't even need him, the just need the technology. Even Arisham could have done it.
I loved this one!!! So good ideas to seal the plot holes and so hilarious!
Antman saves the earth!! This is really awesome, for the 2 dozen of us that watched the Eternals. The rest of you? You didn't miss much.
Truly sorry this happened to you. Time heals all wounds.
I dont think only 2 dozen of people watched it, probably something arround 40 people also wasted their time like us lol
I just kind of repeatedly skipped forward after the first 10 minutes. It was so boring.
2:39 got me rolling lmfao
My dad 2:43
HISHE deserves it's own movie.
You guys ROCK! Still love these EVERY TIME! Worth the wait, and God Bless you ALL for such hard work!
I appreciate that they brought Scott in, I was thinking white vision and maybe Shuri to increase the scope of his phasing. But Antman works too
Always fun to go back to this channel.
The one thing about having an actual world line is audiences actually enjoy having familiar character appear in other movies and solve problems. Why didn’t they do this?
Contracts & other legal hoops.
“Do a barrel roll!” Got me so good. I’m dying 😂😂😂
I would have killed to see Homelander here xD 3:21
Well, homelander is a delusional hero who is a villain in 🥸!
As much as Chloe Zhao deserved that Oscar for NOMADLAND
I still wonder if Disney ensured her win just to promote ETERNALS
Even an Oscar worthy director can't make this super hero story coherent. Too much going on.
This was better than the actual movie
The best way for The Eternals to have ended is for it never to have started to begin with.
Bigot
This was infinitely better than the actual movie.
My biggest issue with Eternals is how nobody in any of the movies acknowledges the giant hand and face poking out of the Earth or the moon sized being that split the sky in half said a few things and left.
they literally acknowledge it in the movie itself and in she hulk. Y'all need to start critiquing movies for what you get, not what you didn't get
They acknowledge it in She Hulk.
Also most movies after that took place only BEFORE that event!!!!
@@SsbPrime I think a lot of people just aren't good at film analysis. They see a movie and can recognize that they don't like it, but they have a hard time analyzing and explaining WHY it's bad. Then, when they try to explain why a movie is bad, they often end up grasping at surface-level criticisms trying to justify the feeling that they can't really explain. The deeper problems of pacing, editing, writing, direction, it's all too abstract to understand as easily as "fridge logic" nitpicks or minor continuity errors.
@@AbjectPermanence exactly, a lot of these movies and shows are perfectly fine but somehow people need to critique in order to get that dopamine rush. Pathetic
It's been rumored Captain America New World Order will address all that, and it'll have an impact on the plot.
We want more possible endings in a video!
1:32 if Scott had been in that battle he would have solved everything, that's how it's done ant-man
Ant Man the most powerful Avenger 🤣
It would've been cool if they actually needed Ant Man to make Tiamut small in order for the Emergence to not be catastrophic. Arishem saying "that was pretty sick !! " was Gold.
Been waiting for this for Eternals. With the combined efforts of Scott, Hope, Hank and Janet shrinking the Celestial would have worked.
You got me with the ending. Well played.
Finally one of the "How it should have ended" that I most expected, finally the one from eternals.🥳😄👍
0:32 “Yes!..😁Wong”
I don't know why but 3:31 was pretty hilarious to me 😂
Yeah, that is true. Wonder why didn't they ask anyone else to help them. Also, pretty cool to see what you did with the Superman line!
Probably because of the threat being a celestial and that they had the ability to do what it take plus probably weren't sure the rest could handle this threat.
@@victor2641 Ah right…
3:12 now that was a good call back
You put way more thought into this than the producers did
I think the celestial needed to consume the sapient bioforce or smth of the planet and that's why the enternals protected humanity, to basically feed the celestial when it emerges
yes, energy is conserved
@@syahrul.66 nope, only feed while growing. The destruction of the planet serves no purpose.
I was thinking the same thing. Looks like HISHE team were so bored with the movie they didn't pay attention to the plot.
@@Gluckanutyj You mean like the majority of other people. Either that or really confused.
The idea of the Celestials are they want to destroy the universe they are in to move to the next
They are the reason the last universe fell to destruction as when they are born, the destruction of the world unbalanced the universe
This is one of the reasons Galactus was made is to eat the Celestial inside the planet and when done, he does not throw the planet into a way that harms the universe - just the inhabitants of said planet
I have skipped most of the 4th phase of the MCU, but this movie is one of the projects that I made sure not to know anything about when it was relevant.
The only place we can keep continuity on characters... So for that alone I'm "Eternally" grateful!
Man this came after so much time I had nearly forgotten Eternals