@@CluckN No, you're not even close. 4x the number of people liked his Last of Us 2 review compared to those who disliked it. 83k dislikes to 318k likes is a 1:4 ratio.
If you look closely when people *falsely* say "goblins aren't real" you can see they're secretly actually saying goblines (ARE)n't real. They sneak the word "are" right in there. Classic doublespeak tactic, look it up
Dunkey has sold out. Whereas Dunkey would once have rightfully directed his focus towards ogres, he has clearly been bought by Big Goblin and is a pawn to their agenda. Sad.
Sad, Dunkey. Goblins are clearly some deepstate democrat agenda that he's pushing. Ogres are the ones that vote from an invalid address and need investigation.
I was skeptical until you showed the goblin in the haunted woods. At that height, the cameraman was also very likely a goblin, which makes it twice, maybe even three times as spoopy
Goblins are real when they start showing them selves to me I doubt they are masters of mechanics like in fantasies though such as World of Warcraft haha.
Yeah. A video a week is all I need to be satisfied. Every single one is so good, like for the past 3 years there hasn't been even a single stinker. That's magnificent.
I do really appreciate Dunkey’s more serious videos. I feel that you can really see how talented he is at video planning, diction, and clever comedy he is in these videos more than the rest of his catalogue.
When dunkey uploads, you never know if it’s gonna be a deep thought provoking video on a topic barely anyones even heard of or 5 minutes of him saying beeeeg yoshi while a png rotates on screen
I once went into a bookstore and asked the bookkeeper if they had any books on Goblins. He replied "Like fantasy books?" and I said "No. Like, real goblins." and he just had a smirk on his face as if it was *ME* that was the stupid one. I honestly feel bad for him.
I was there that day in court when Johnny Cochrane used his infamous "im gonna play godzilla now" defense. the media was stunned and people said he was crazy and that the defense was grasping at straws. but OJ got off scot free, and to this day many think it was this single move by Cochrane that made it happen
Dude your living a lie this isnt a joke im actually shaking right now. Dunkey has been forcing his arrogant idiology on us for years now and now THIS, im just fucking angry and im shaking and im quaking and im baking dude okay so just dont believe anyone who says this or pushes this type of retrospective hypocrisy on anyone okay just hear me out im not joking or doing a bit okay this just is dangerous and really stupid okay so dont even laugh okay!
The Goblin Barrel card is unlocked from the Barbarian Bowl (Arena 3). It is a spell that launches a Barrel from the player's King's Tower. Upon impact, the Barrel breaks open and spawns 3 Goblins. A Goblin Barrel card costs 3 Elixir to deploy. Strategy As the description says, the Goblin Barrel can be launched anywhere, allowing players to attack or finish off buildings they cannot reach. However, it is easily countered with damaging spells and area damage troops due to their low hitpoints. It is a good idea to put a tank in the same lane as your Goblin Barrel, such as an Ice Golem or Valkyrie so the the opponent Princess Tower locks on to the tank, allowing all three Goblins to connect multiple times. It is not a good idea to leave a Goblin Barrel alone as it will do nearly twice as much damage to a Crown Tower as an equivalent level Rocket for half the Elixir cost. When the barrel is placed at the center of a Princess Tower, the spawned Goblins to split apart on all sides of the tower, making them harder for area damage units to defeat. When a Goblin Barrel is placed in the center of a Crown Tower, the Goblins spawn clumped together and are quickly shoved outwards. This is why area damage units will sometimes hit all three Goblins before they are separated, such as a preemptively placed Valkyrie. In this situation, the Princess Tower will first target the Goblin horizontally closest to the King's Tower. If the player lacks reliable counters, they should place their troop counter on the Goblin closer to the edge of the Arena. This will prevent more damage than placing the troop on the Goblin closer to the King Tower. The Goblins from the Goblin Barrel have high damage per second, but low hitpoints. If it is being tanked by a high hitpoint troop that distracts the Crown Tower and any defending units, the Goblin Barrel can deal extremely high damage in a relatively short amount of time. As Goblins have low hitpoints, they can be eliminated fairly quickly by Crown Towers. When using a Goblin Barrel to attack a King's Tower, the remaining towers should be distracted with another unit, lest the Goblins be defeated quickly. Although the primary Goblin Barrel placement is directly on the center of a Princess Tower, there are other placements which vary in practicality. Playing a Goblin Barrel 3 tiles above a Princess Tower looks very similar to a Barrel that is placed on the center of it (this is colloquially referred to as a "tricky barrel"). It may cause some Logs or Barbarian Barrels played too far forward to miss one or more of the Goblins, allowing them to sneakily deal damage. However, this does not work in 2v2 due to the increased width of the King Tower pulling the Goblins. A "tricky barrel" also can work against spells such as Arrows, and if you launch the barrel in the top right/left corner, then they may miss the Arrows barely, allowing your Goblins to get a few stabs on the Tower, or force them to place another card such as a Skeleton Army or an Ice Golem to counter it. However, this will generally result in less damage done to the tower, due to the Goblins having to walk towards it. Another placement for the Goblin Barrel is 1 tile on the side of the tower. If the player places a Barbarian Barrel on the center of their tower, the small width of the spell will cause it to miss 1 Goblin, letting it stab the tower twice. It is also much more punishing if the opponent guesses the wrong side, as all 3 Goblins will stay alive longer. However, this is ineffective against The Log as it will always hit all 3 Goblins. Placing a Goblin Barrel directly in front of the Tower can be effective if the opponent plays their counters to the Barrel farther back. The Goblins will spawn more quickly and possibly get a round of stabs on the tower before being defeated. This is most important against swarms like the Skeleton Army and Goblin Gang, as these swarms will not arrive in time before the Goblins attack the tower. Against a Elixir Collector placed at the back corner of the opponent's side, playing the barrel at the very corner of the arena can be very effective if you know the opponent only has swarms to counter the barrel, as they will not be able to play them on top of the Goblins, allowing them to deny at least 3 Elixir from generating. This can also work against spawner buildings, such as a Goblin Hut, however, make sure that the Goblins do not spawn when a wave of spawned troops appears. If the enemy’s King Tower is low on health, send the Goblin Barrel in front of the tower as most of the time. Not only will they arrive earlier to the tower, but also the opponent is more likely to place their units or spells at the back of the tower. The Goblin Barrel can force the opponent to use their spells, allowing the player to swarm their opponent with cards such as the Skeleton Army and Minion Horde. However, this strategy can backfire if the opponent has some splash damage troops, another splash spell, or a Mirror. If the player has a Mirror, they can send a higher level Goblin Barrel at the tower again, forcing them to react with less effective counters. A Mirrored Goblin Barrel is very deadly when the Goblins at least one level above the Crown Tower, as this will cause the said Crown Tower to take three shots to defeat them, which will allow the Goblins to deal much more damage if left ignored. When countering the Goblin Barrel, the player must not overreact and play a high cost card unless they are confident that they can turn said card into a counterpush, since the Goblin Barrel only costs 3 Elixir. Spells like Rocket and Lightning are impractical to use against a Goblin Barrel since it is both a negative elixir trade and may not hit all of the Goblins. However, if the defending player is ahead in a match and their tower is at low health, they can use these spells to clear out a Barrel in the final seconds of a match. Some spells such as Zap will not instantly defeat the Goblins when equally leveled, so a Princess Tower will take some damage. This is significant enough to fully destroy it over the course of a match if this is the only card played to counter the Barrel. The Royal Delivery, Barbarian Barrel, and The Log fully defeat the Goblin Barrel for a neutral or positive Elixir trade. The Royal Delivery's lengthy deploy time means that the defender must be ready to react as soon as the Barrel is launched from the opposing King's Tower. It is helpful to know which tower they will want to attack and when they will have their Goblin Barrel in hand, so that the Delivery can be hovered directly over the Princess Tower and released immediately. The Log is the best counter to the Goblin Barrel. A level 9 Log will defeat Goblins below level 13, meaning that The Log is a reliable counter in tournament standards and on ladder. The Barbarian Barrel has a slightly shorter width than The Log, meaning it may fail to hit all three Goblins against certain staggered placements. For example, if the Barrel is placed to the side of the Princess Tower, and the Barbarian Barrel is placed on the center tile behind the tower, the outermost Goblins will avoid being rolled over and will get a stab in. Therefore, the user must be more vigilant as opposed to if they were using The Log. It also does less damage so Goblins 2 levels above the Barrel will survive. Arrows are the most reliable counter to the Goblin Barrel because of its large area of effect, and level 9 Arrows can defeat Goblins of any level given that all three waves land. A Tornado placed 2 tiles to the left/right (depending on where the Goblin Barrel is flying towards) of the middle of the King's Tower, 1 second before the Goblin Barrel lands will not only prevent all damage from the Goblins, it will also activate the King's Tower. A Fireball will get the job done no matter what level the Goblins are, but it is a negative Elixir trade. Only use it if you must prevent all damage or when you are confident that your opponent will not have a higher priority target for Fireball, such as Magic Archer. While a Giant Snowball cannot instantly defeat the Goblins, when placed correctly, it can fully counter a lone center placed Goblin Barrel. The player should hover their Giant Snowball over the Princess Tower and deploy it when the shadow of the Goblin Barrel is 2 tiles above the Princess Tower. If the player has no spells, then swarms such as the Skeleton Army and Goblin Gang will be able to negate the damage. When played behind the Princess Tower, both will cover all positions except the front tiles. A Valkyrie placed one tile up from the bottom-outer corner of a Princess Tower can catch two Goblins in her swing and only let the Goblins get one stab on the tower. The Valkyrie can be placed slightly ahead of time and hit all three Goblins due to her very quick first attack speed. Good outcomes can be achieved with troops that can 1-shot Goblins; such as the Lumberjack. These counters are somewhat situational and depends on what else the player has to counter Goblin Barrels because the opponent can throw their Goblin Barrels anywhere they please. Ranged units aren't affected by placement since as long as all three Goblins are in range, the result will still be the same. Archers, Musketeer, Wizard and other ranged units prevent all but two stabs on the player's Princess Tower, and a Dart Goblin only lets three stabs on the tower. In some situations, the player may want to have the ranged troop tank a few shots from the Goblins in order to prevent more chip damage.
It's the creepy ambient music. It works on a deep psychological level to creep you out. And it helps that you also know, deep in your psyche, that goblins are real.
same. I didnt even get scared at all by the "new fnaf" huggy wuggy fucky game so I thought I was getting better but nope. Stupid fucking gibbling goon goblin makes me jump.
In all seriousness, aside from his size, I totally imagined Dobby differently when I read the books. Then I saw the movie version of him and thought "that not an elf, that's a goblin." And I stand by that assertion. I know that actual mythology has all sorts of elves, Lord of the Rings tall fancy people with pointy ears is not the only kind of elf, but no. Dobby is not an elf. He's a goblin.
It’s true! If you look in the game Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze, in one of the levels there is a secret metroid Easter egg, and as we all know, there were goblins in Metroid at some point. Definitely should review Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
You know what? It's people like you that make the goblin problin' (tm) a political issue. This isn't a matter of party or opinion. The footage shows the FACTS.
This is just what George “the goblin” Soros wants you to do! He is secretly funding the Goblin Organization Behind Lying Insistently to the News. They are just trying to divide us bro!
@@ChadLPN You goblin-believing extremists are all the same, it's always "I just feel that goblins are real right now" and there's no room for any other type of thinking. What kind of an America do we live in now where a man is considered a bigot for thinking goblins aren't real?
"I just feel like goblins are real right now" sounds like it could have come straight from an iFunny meme, with like some pictures of goblins and a few inexplicable cry-laugh emojis
They are real! I saw this documentary series a couple years ago about this guy in this mask who hunted them after they hurt his family & Im glad Dunkey is bring awarness to them now this is no laughing matter.
"I can't believe the goblins poisoned our waters, pillaged our crops, and burned down our cities!" Some Dumb Dumb:"Did they really?" "No, but we're not gonna wait around until they do! Everyone, get your pitchforks!" 🕯🍴
Before this video, I’m ashamed to say that I was previously a goblin unbeliever. I’ve learned the error of my ways and will continue to convince others of this belief as well
I know a lot of you might've struggled to see the goblin in the forest due to the goblin camouflage it was wearing. Fear not, just go to 1:52 and stare at the screen for as long as you need to until you can see it. (HINT: it's towards the bottom of the screen.)
It's the creepy ambient music. It works on a deep psychological level to creep you out. And it helps that you also know, deep in your psyche, that goblins are real.
I was skeptical of the goblin's existence up until that point, but that HD footage of the goblin in the forest dispelled all doubt still lingering in the back of my mind.
its ridiculous that some "people" really think that goblins arent real when they in fact existed in medieval times. its real, look it up. anyways the reason i say "people" is because i think that everybody who says that goblins arent real are in fact goblins themselves, goblins are well known to employ these kinds of tactics, and thats a fact you can look it up. anyways thats my game theory thanks for watching and make sure to comment goblins are real on every one of my videos thanks
Dunkey has the biggest spectrum of quality of video, and you never know what you're going to get. But all videos are entertaining no matter where on the spectrum.
"i just feel like goblins are real right now"
It's this sort of hard-hitting, undeniable journalism that makes Dunkey the best in the business
DUNKEY OS GROSS
still better than modern journalism
This clearly is undeniable proof
Feels = reals
Better fact-checking than IGN.
Dunkey's greatest achievement is creating a loyal audience with No expectations.
His Last of Us 2 review has a 1:4 dislike to like ratio.
@@CluckN lots of attention from non-fans
@@CluckN No, you're not even close. 4x the number of people liked his Last of Us 2 review compared to those who disliked it. 83k dislikes to 318k likes is a 1:4 ratio.
@@Jppen you just didn’t like his ratios because they are the first strand type ratios.
Honestly... Yes.
If you look closely when people *falsely* say "goblins aren't real" you can see they're secretly actually saying goblines (ARE)n't real. They sneak the word "are" right in there. Classic doublespeak tactic, look it up
First reply
I never noticed this before. You truly must be a strand type person to notice something like that. I appreciate the help.
Mind =rapid change in pressure
I'm gonna copy what you said to metabook and pretend my 2 years old said it
1984
End of Goblingelion: Goblins are [not] real
Dunkey has sold out. Whereas Dunkey would once have rightfully directed his focus towards ogres, he has clearly been bought by Big Goblin and is a pawn to their agenda. Sad.
I guess you could say this issue is as layered as an onion if you see what I just said
Oooo this sounds like a topic for DRAMA MONDAYS
Sad, Dunkey. Goblins are clearly some deepstate democrat agenda that he's pushing. Ogres are the ones that vote from an invalid address and need investigation.
Goblins are better than Trolls and the Ogre allies are coming out in droves. Smh.
You people are clearly brainwashed by Ogres and it shows,Goblins are and will always be real denying this Actual proof is not a good last resort
I was actually raised by goblins but spend every day in denial of this hard fact. Thank you Dunkey for reminding me of the truth I cannot live with.
It's OK I'm Jewish too ✡
Only one of my parents are a goblin, but they were in denial themselves
LMAO
U r a brav soul
Found the Australian.
I expected it just to be him saying "goblins are real" over and over again which wouldve been fine
same
same
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The greatest trick the goblin ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
Hello comedic genius
People who don’t believe that goblins are real are probably still playing league of legends sitting on their £20 gamer chair
I feel like that quote is a sample from a song… I can’t temper which tho
The greatest trick the human ever pulled was convincing the world something not exist, is exist. Checkmate goblin licker.
@@OhDxtra it’s from a movie. It’s called the usual suspects. “The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convince the world he didn’t exist.”
I think dunkey is truly one of the most consistently transcending forms of comedy
Pretty sure this is serious
@@paulmeland2830 LMAO
he really is the funniest guy ever. Him or eric andre
Goblins are real
Goblins are real
Dunkey is never afraid to tackle the controversial topics.
Nuff Said
This isn't controversial, it's cold hard facts
Evidence #2 is most convincing by far
I was skeptical until you showed the goblin in the haunted woods. At that height, the cameraman was also very likely a goblin, which makes it twice, maybe even three times as spoopy
I was so invested during the woods that it actually gave me a jumpscare -_- I'm so upset at myself XD
DUNKRY IS TRASY
@@TheDevPodcast No he's Jason
i love the projector noises and powerpoint transitions matched with dunkey's increasing disinterest in his own presentation
This is the funniest part lmaooooool
I don’t know why but Dunkey just saying “look it up” is so funny
whenever i don’t know something i just look it up
Normal UA-camrs: "I've setup a patreon in order to keep the quality high on my content."
Dunkey: "Goblins are Real."
“I’m done making high quality content”
Makes a series of masterpieces for a week then goes back to his normal stuff
This is honestly way better
@C-Jib Okay, why is that a bad thing? You have to make money from somewhere, you know.
this goblin phase of dunkey is easily his best one yet, the graphics are good, and the price is well justified. 10/5
did it make you feel like a goblin too?
and, the graphics
This is all true and all, but does it have a little something for everyone?
Has a little something for everyone.
@@m.f.3347 that‘s what it is all about
I am completely convinced
Confirmed
Hi chat
I am completely convinced you got that many likes because you're verified
Keep it shady
I am real
Dunkey: "I just feel like goblins are real"
Me: I just know that goblins are real
you "I just know that goblins are real"
Me: I just know that goblins are real, now
You: I just know that goblins are real now
Me: I believe that goblins are real
Goooblin
Goblins are real when they start showing them selves to me I doubt they are masters of mechanics like in fantasies though such as World of Warcraft haha.
@@futuristicentity2417 hey you have an extra finger you might need to see someone about that
I cant express how much I love when dunkey just gives up for a week and gives us a masterpiece like this
Yeah. A video a week is all I need to be satisfied. Every single one is so good, like for the past 3 years there hasn't been even a single stinker. That's magnificent.
dunkey is the shitposter that the internet decided to tolerate.
@@FreeKnilly tolerate??
@@FreeKnilly people love the man! Wdym tolerate?
@@samueld8413 i tolerate him, you guys can love him all you want.
Ah yes trending in gaming
He played Gobzilla so it makes sense
He did play Gobzilla
should be trending in facts iyam
Thanks for posting videos after 3 years
At first I thought this was a xqc documentary
If goblins aren't real how come turkeys call for them constantly
Good point
Under-rated comment. See everyone in 2031 when this blows up again.
😂😂
Favorite comment
Fml
Why did this made me laugh so hard
The way he says "look it up" after things that just wouldnt support his claim true or not, is literally the peak aesthetic of satire.
Are you tryna say goblins arent real!?!?!?!?!?!
i think goblins existing in medieval times would prove goblins exist
I do really appreciate Dunkey’s more serious videos. I feel that you can really see how talented he is at video planning, diction, and clever comedy he is in these videos more than the rest of his catalogue.
I read this comment while the video was still loading, and it really tailored my expectations appropriately for maximum appreciation of the video.
It’s got something for everyone.
DUBKET HATW
The phrase "I just feel like goblins are real right now" just really resonates with me for some reason
Feeling validated of your existence?
Literally heard my conspiracy nutter family members say this about so many things. This video had like 10 direct quotes from them.
Nice pfp
@@EdgieAlias Nice try bot
@@EdgieAlias what happened
The ending just confirms my theory that Dunkey has a quota of Tobey Maguire Spider-Man movie references he has to make every year
"go make me some cookies with nuts in them"
Where's the Knack doe?
1:09 “look it up” kills me. Also the way he delivers “medieval times” also kills me. Goblins kill me
"who is your favorite youtuber?"
"Videogamedunkey"
"Cool what does he/she do for content?"
"yeah he- well he- ....Yeah, um..."
"goblibmn" as water falls out of mouth
videogamedunkey
look it up
Yeah. He's uh sitting there.
man my struggle exactly
Dunkey: “I’m done making good videos”
Also dunkey: “Goblins are Real”
…What happened to being done with good videos eh, dunk?
He's not done making goblin videos.
@@ellisgee4196 if u done with good videos then that's basicly synonymous to saying youær done with goblin vidos !
@@ellisgee4196 he was lying then, and he’s lying now. He’s never made a video about goblins.
@@fungling7982 ya I don't think he understood the comment that he replied to.... what a jabroni
Yeah they’re real. His name is Mark Zucker Borg.
Fun fact:
He's actually a reptilian goblin mix!
Zucker borg are real
Tru
Reminds me of gex
Mark Freakin Dinkinberg
I come back every time I begin to doubt the existence of these mysterious beings. Always reassuring.
Chris Pratt could play a goblin. He's so cool
underrated comment
Don't tempt them
🤣🤣🤣
He's too busy playing Garfield in the new Garfield
What If… Peter Quill Became the Green Goblin?
When dunkey uploads, you never know if it’s gonna be a deep thought provoking video on a topic barely anyones even heard of or 5 minutes of him saying beeeeg yoshi while a png rotates on screen
He's basically ready to level up to fatherhood now
“When dunkey uploads, you never know “
It's as simple as that
Artistically, Dunkey is reaching for the stars, and when he grabs them they turn into cotton candy
Not just artistically, also realistically
I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice in my head.
Dunkey could literally record himself pissing on a copy of Nancy Drew for the Wii and we would all still be satisfied
They made Nancy Drew for the gottamn Wii??? XD
I’d be more than satisfied, I’d be downright hot and bothered
The goblin in the forest actually scared me, made me jump a little.
The sad part is I'm not lying.
The real goblin in that video was the one holding the camera. That's why the perspective was so low to the ground
Scared the shit outta me too
@@and_the_first_last it's takes like these the reason why I go through the comments with a fine tooth comb
Same. I was expecting it at the middle so I was looking towards the bottom right and I fucking YELPED
Lol me too
I once went into a bookstore and asked the bookkeeper if they had any books on Goblins. He replied "Like fantasy books?" and I said "No. Like, real goblins." and he just had a smirk on his face as if it was *ME* that was the stupid one. I honestly feel bad for him.
My god this is the best comment ever
I was there that day in court when Johnny Cochrane used his infamous "im gonna play godzilla now" defense. the media was stunned and people said he was crazy and that the defense was grasping at straws. but OJ got off scot free, and to this day many think it was this single move by Cochrane that made it happen
“Goblins are real”is the most consistent ear worm in my head
The strongest evidence that goblins are real is the existence of the entire Reddit community
/Twitter
Oh no, the iFunny gang is here
Trolls definitely there
y
Haha, those stupid redditors
**proceeds to use UA-cam comments for the same purpose**
I’ve known it ever since that time Dunkey said “You choose, Spider-Man!” in his Mario Kart video. Very formative moment for me.
That line has such a powerful message. Goblins let us choose.
@Miles Doyle okay but where do the goblins fit into this
@Miles Doyle Jesus was actually a goblin all along.
While this video didn’t convince me, it brought up some great points and inspired me to respect both sides of the argument.
are you going to celebrate donkey kong december
That's exactly what a goblin denier would say
You are scared, scared of the powers goblin's possess
youre just biased and nitpicking
This video have no dislikes which proves that goblins are real
Yes.
At time of watching, 4.1k goblins have disliked because you revealed the truth. We need people like you to shed the light Dunkey.
Sadly, the goblins have sabotaged the dislike system.
Anyone here still have access to dislikes?
Hopefully big goblin doesn't censor or remove the comment section as well.
I will miss comments like this
Its a shame I cant see those anymore
I was sceptical about his statement about goblins, until I saw Godzilla gameplay. And now I'm convinced that goblins are real
Dude your living a lie this isnt a joke im actually shaking right now. Dunkey has been forcing his arrogant idiology on us for years now and now THIS, im just fucking angry and im shaking and im quaking and im baking dude okay so just dont believe anyone who says this or pushes this type of retrospective hypocrisy on anyone okay just hear me out im not joking or doing a bit okay this just is dangerous and really stupid okay so dont even laugh okay!
0.o
the totally real goblin footage in the forest genuinely scared the shit out of me
So you got undrunk?
Please watch your language
YES I'm not the only one
Bro you spelled shingles wrong
@@TroutFarmer- I know obviously it's spelled spriongly
The Goblin Barrel card is unlocked from the Barbarian Bowl (Arena 3). It is a spell that launches a Barrel from the player's King's Tower. Upon impact, the Barrel breaks open and spawns 3 Goblins. A Goblin Barrel card costs 3 Elixir to deploy.
Strategy
As the description says, the Goblin Barrel can be launched anywhere, allowing players to attack or finish off buildings they cannot reach. However, it is easily countered with damaging spells and area damage troops due to their low hitpoints.
It is a good idea to put a tank in the same lane as your Goblin Barrel, such as an Ice Golem or Valkyrie so the the opponent Princess Tower locks on to the tank, allowing all three Goblins to connect multiple times.
It is not a good idea to leave a Goblin Barrel alone as it will do nearly twice as much damage to a Crown Tower as an equivalent level Rocket for half the Elixir cost.
When the barrel is placed at the center of a Princess Tower, the spawned Goblins to split apart on all sides of the tower, making them harder for area damage units to defeat.
When a Goblin Barrel is placed in the center of a Crown Tower, the Goblins spawn clumped together and are quickly shoved outwards. This is why area damage units will sometimes hit all three Goblins before they are separated, such as a preemptively placed Valkyrie.
In this situation, the Princess Tower will first target the Goblin horizontally closest to the King's Tower. If the player lacks reliable counters, they should place their troop counter on the Goblin closer to the edge of the Arena. This will prevent more damage than placing the troop on the Goblin closer to the King Tower.
The Goblins from the Goblin Barrel have high damage per second, but low hitpoints. If it is being tanked by a high hitpoint troop that distracts the Crown Tower and any defending units, the Goblin Barrel can deal extremely high damage in a relatively short amount of time.
As Goblins have low hitpoints, they can be eliminated fairly quickly by Crown Towers. When using a Goblin Barrel to attack a King's Tower, the remaining towers should be distracted with another unit, lest the Goblins be defeated quickly.
Although the primary Goblin Barrel placement is directly on the center of a Princess Tower, there are other placements which vary in practicality.
Playing a Goblin Barrel 3 tiles above a Princess Tower looks very similar to a Barrel that is placed on the center of it (this is colloquially referred to as a "tricky barrel"). It may cause some Logs or Barbarian Barrels played too far forward to miss one or more of the Goblins, allowing them to sneakily deal damage. However, this does not work in 2v2 due to the increased width of the King Tower pulling the Goblins.
A "tricky barrel" also can work against spells such as Arrows, and if you launch the barrel in the top right/left corner, then they may miss the Arrows barely, allowing your Goblins to get a few stabs on the Tower, or force them to place another card such as a Skeleton Army or an Ice Golem to counter it. However, this will generally result in less damage done to the tower, due to the Goblins having to walk towards it.
Another placement for the Goblin Barrel is 1 tile on the side of the tower. If the player places a Barbarian Barrel on the center of their tower, the small width of the spell will cause it to miss 1 Goblin, letting it stab the tower twice. It is also much more punishing if the opponent guesses the wrong side, as all 3 Goblins will stay alive longer. However, this is ineffective against The Log as it will always hit all 3 Goblins.
Placing a Goblin Barrel directly in front of the Tower can be effective if the opponent plays their counters to the Barrel farther back. The Goblins will spawn more quickly and possibly get a round of stabs on the tower before being defeated. This is most important against swarms like the Skeleton Army and Goblin Gang, as these swarms will not arrive in time before the Goblins attack the tower.
Against a Elixir Collector placed at the back corner of the opponent's side, playing the barrel at the very corner of the arena can be very effective if you know the opponent only has swarms to counter the barrel, as they will not be able to play them on top of the Goblins, allowing them to deny at least 3 Elixir from generating. This can also work against spawner buildings, such as a Goblin Hut, however, make sure that the Goblins do not spawn when a wave of spawned troops appears.
If the enemy’s King Tower is low on health, send the Goblin Barrel in front of the tower as most of the time. Not only will they arrive earlier to the tower, but also the opponent is more likely to place their units or spells at the back of the tower.
The Goblin Barrel can force the opponent to use their spells, allowing the player to swarm their opponent with cards such as the Skeleton Army and Minion Horde. However, this strategy can backfire if the opponent has some splash damage troops, another splash spell, or a Mirror. If the player has a Mirror, they can send a higher level Goblin Barrel at the tower again, forcing them to react with less effective counters. A Mirrored Goblin Barrel is very deadly when the Goblins at least one level above the Crown Tower, as this will cause the said Crown Tower to take three shots to defeat them, which will allow the Goblins to deal much more damage if left ignored.
When countering the Goblin Barrel, the player must not overreact and play a high cost card unless they are confident that they can turn said card into a counterpush, since the Goblin Barrel only costs 3 Elixir.
Spells like Rocket and Lightning are impractical to use against a Goblin Barrel since it is both a negative elixir trade and may not hit all of the Goblins. However, if the defending player is ahead in a match and their tower is at low health, they can use these spells to clear out a Barrel in the final seconds of a match.
Some spells such as Zap will not instantly defeat the Goblins when equally leveled, so a Princess Tower will take some damage. This is significant enough to fully destroy it over the course of a match if this is the only card played to counter the Barrel. The Royal Delivery, Barbarian Barrel, and The Log fully defeat the Goblin Barrel for a neutral or positive Elixir trade.
The Royal Delivery's lengthy deploy time means that the defender must be ready to react as soon as the Barrel is launched from the opposing King's Tower. It is helpful to know which tower they will want to attack and when they will have their Goblin Barrel in hand, so that the Delivery can be hovered directly over the Princess Tower and released immediately.
The Log is the best counter to the Goblin Barrel. A level 9 Log will defeat Goblins below level 13, meaning that The Log is a reliable counter in tournament standards and on ladder.
The Barbarian Barrel has a slightly shorter width than The Log, meaning it may fail to hit all three Goblins against certain staggered placements. For example, if the Barrel is placed to the side of the Princess Tower, and the Barbarian Barrel is placed on the center tile behind the tower, the outermost Goblins will avoid being rolled over and will get a stab in. Therefore, the user must be more vigilant as opposed to if they were using The Log. It also does less damage so Goblins 2 levels above the Barrel will survive.
Arrows are the most reliable counter to the Goblin Barrel because of its large area of effect, and level 9 Arrows can defeat Goblins of any level given that all three waves land.
A Tornado placed 2 tiles to the left/right (depending on where the Goblin Barrel is flying towards) of the middle of the King's Tower, 1 second before the Goblin Barrel lands will not only prevent all damage from the Goblins, it will also activate the King's Tower.
A Fireball will get the job done no matter what level the Goblins are, but it is a negative Elixir trade. Only use it if you must prevent all damage or when you are confident that your opponent will not have a higher priority target for Fireball, such as Magic Archer.
While a Giant Snowball cannot instantly defeat the Goblins, when placed correctly, it can fully counter a lone center placed Goblin Barrel. The player should hover their Giant Snowball over the Princess Tower and deploy it when the shadow of the Goblin Barrel is 2 tiles above the Princess Tower.
If the player has no spells, then swarms such as the Skeleton Army and Goblin Gang will be able to negate the damage. When played behind the Princess Tower, both will cover all positions except the front tiles.
A Valkyrie placed one tile up from the bottom-outer corner of a Princess Tower can catch two Goblins in her swing and only let the Goblins get one stab on the tower. The Valkyrie can be placed slightly ahead of time and hit all three Goblins due to her very quick first attack speed.
Good outcomes can be achieved with troops that can 1-shot Goblins; such as the Lumberjack. These counters are somewhat situational and depends on what else the player has to counter Goblin Barrels because the opponent can throw their Goblin Barrels anywhere they please.
Ranged units aren't affected by placement since as long as all three Goblins are in range, the result will still be the same. Archers, Musketeer, Wizard and other ranged units prevent all but two stabs on the player's Princess Tower, and a Dart Goblin only lets three stabs on the tower. In some situations, the player may want to have the ranged troop tank a few shots from the Goblins in order to prevent more chip damage.
Broooooooo my gosh 😂
The most damning piece of evidence is when Dunkey pointed out the simple fact that he just “feels like goblins are real”.
Oh hey, Crowe's Perch! Love your vids, man!
I feel like this started as a Jackbox talking points debate.
"I just feel like goblins are real right now" -Joe Rogan
“You ever try DMT??”
Joe Rogan is an orc, see, but Alex Jones is a Goblin. It's true, look it up.
but did you know that chimpanzees are really strong
@@DarrellThody I have also read the bible
Amazing pfp
And now we have come full circle with Oxford naming “Goblin Mode” word of the year for 2022
Coincidence?
Probably
@@caraccident5357 Bitch
@@caraccident5357 I think not
Wow did the oxfordians really do that?
shit, im convinced
Me and you both, brother
Goblins are real, most people call them cats.
Goblinnittis
Dunkey literally just played Godzilla and was like, "let's make a video about goblins."
gobzilla
I scubscreibed to you chris
actually there's been a goblin thing going on stream for a while now, check the highlights channel "Dunk Tank"
*Alternate argument:* Dunkey's a goblin and he's proving their existence to shift any and all suspicion away from himself.
I mean if Dunkey is a goblin, that means goblins are indeed real.
Yeah that ain't what counter means lol.
Edit: it said counter argument, fixed now!
@@justinc.5591 What? I can't focus on that, my suspicion has been shifted to that of goblins existing.
@@adamnielson42 Consider that mistake: 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥
@@sharkbaitlogan3552 haha lol thx
I nearly shit my pants at that stupidest jump-scare in the forest
that's my reaction every time I watch this video.
"I'll be taking that one!"
-The Greedy Grinner, a real life goblin
do you think the sus guy is real?
Bionicles are also real
I’m very upset that the goblin in the haunted forest legitimately jump-scared me a bit.
yeah i got a little scared too lol
It's the creepy ambient music. It works on a deep psychological level to creep you out. And it helps that you also know, deep in your psyche, that goblins are real.
same. I didnt even get scared at all by the "new fnaf" huggy wuggy fucky game so I thought I was getting better but nope. Stupid fucking gibbling goon goblin makes me jump.
Of course they're real, if not then how can I know this awesome quote :
"Me and you can rule this city spiderman, or we can just, fight to the death"
if goblins doesnt exist, how come the town named nilbog is actually goblin backwards
think about it
I'm honestly glad there's a voice as big as you raising awareness to the fact that goblins are real, thank you Dunkey.
I agree. There aren’t too many people willing to speak the truth nowadays. Dunkey truly is inspiring.
Until I saw this video I doubted the existance of Goblins but now I'm demolishing my house and turning it into a Goblin sanctuary
How “house elves” convinced everyone in hairy potter they were elves and not goblins is beyond me
In all seriousness, aside from his size, I totally imagined Dobby differently when I read the books. Then I saw the movie version of him and thought "that not an elf, that's a goblin." And I stand by that assertion. I know that actual mythology has all sorts of elves, Lord of the Rings tall fancy people with pointy ears is not the only kind of elf, but no. Dobby is not an elf. He's a goblin.
@@Alloveck What rhymes with Dobby? Goblin. Look it up, it's so simple
@@andymcclurg9916 Well there you go, case closed.
And in case you hadn't noticed, "House elf" is an anagram of "Goblin"
When Dunkly said "Goblins are real", I wasn't convinced. But when he said "Goblins are real", I was convinced.
For me what actually made me reconsider was when he said "Goblins are real".
@@teelucksarvesh9209 but did you hear him when he said "Goblins are real"?
@@VerreCroix That blew my fucking mind
He does make a very convincing argument by saying it more than once.
I'm pretty sure the script for this video was just "Gobzilla" written down on a chewed-up napkin. Truly a video for all Gobkind
Gotta hand it to Dunkey: This Halloween video has so much research and effort put into it that I totally understand why it's a week late
I almost forgot this is a parody of a real youtube genre and not just complete non sequitur
what genre?
@@Controlla_Dan vids like "10 NEW REAL VAMPIRE SIGHTINGS"
youre overthinking this
@@associate8265 nah Colton is def right
@@Controlla_Dan my man.
"The only good goblins are the ones who never come out of their holes"
-doom slayer
Cringe
I thought we agreed as an internet to forget that anime
@@imjuan9239 no, the manga is quite far in and it bops
@@imjuan9239 who and why anyway
@Rathalomaniac you got me good 😂
For anyone looking for the song, it’s “Target Practice” from the Resident Evil 4 OST
It’s true! If you look in the game Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze, in one of the levels there is a secret metroid Easter egg, and as we all know, there were goblins in Metroid at some point. Definitely should review Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
Donkey Kong: Frozen Ape?
DONKEY IS RACISY
@@ConNbethProductions $60, plus tax
@@theactualjosi $50, incredible.
@@icedmorning7610 *$60,* plus tax
If you replace the “goblin” in “goblin” with “real”, it spells “real.” Ya ever think about that?
Woaaahhh
I’m literally shaking
Crying rn
Well then stop shaking.
@@VinnytotheK that's a good idea
who asked
Will Nintendo sue you like SML
He's operating on a level above our comprehension.
Further proof: Goblins were in Knack, and as we all know Knack is based off a true story
Fun Fact: Knack is a wooden goblin but Ice Knack isn’t a goblin
@@IcyDiamond “Ice is nice”
@@sand5474 A true genius said that
Not Dunkey doing more research than scientists 😱
They don't do it like dunkey
Scientists lack the stand-type personality dunkey has
Dunkey has the best evidence
Ever think about that?
Dunkey is out here proving the stuff that scientists won’t prove
I love watching Dunkey. From his humble videogame antics to his now slow descent into madness that we all feel when scrolling our recommended pages.
Gobzilla
Its crazy to see how you got pictures of famous animator Psychic Pebbles in the wild
Thinking about unsubbing, dunkey's getting too political on the whole goblin issue we're facing
You know what? It's people like you that make the goblin problin' (tm) a political issue. This isn't a matter of party or opinion. The footage shows the FACTS.
This is just what George “the goblin” Soros wants you to do! He is secretly funding the Goblin Organization Behind Lying Insistently to the News. They are just trying to divide us bro!
You can’t handle the truth
You're just nitpicking and biased
@@ChadLPN You goblin-believing extremists are all the same, it's always "I just feel that goblins are real right now" and there's no room for any other type of thinking. What kind of an America do we live in now where a man is considered a bigot for thinking goblins aren't real?
The goblin video is here!
Now we just need the funny cheeto video and life is complete
ah, a wild juicer
not complete without coffee video and chicken video
And a very funny cheeto vid writes itself, dunk'd be a fool if he doesn't take the opportunity.
ok i don't understand. what about goblins links to sheetos? is there a reference i'm missing?
Cheeto :)
So often do you see big UA-camrs compromising on quality in favor of a quick buck. Good to see dunkey's still committed to quality
"I just feel like goblins are real right now" sounds like it could have come straight from an iFunny meme, with like some pictures of goblins and a few inexplicable cry-laugh emojis
I love how he never uses the same picture of a goblin, its always different
0:00 and 0:22
"Dunkey states an obvious fact just as an excuse to play Gobzilla, his true favorite game, for the channel"
+
Finally, a UA-camr brave enough to speak the truth.
"million... billion dollars" has become a phrase I use too much
"I'm done makin goblins videos"
Dunkey really fell off after the goblin arc
ᵍᵒᵇˡᶦⁿˢ ᵃʳᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡ
@@john_smith_john man almost every comment on youtube is low effort calm down
I love u platinumwow make a video on goblin lore and how they're real
DUNKEY MAKES BAD CONTENT
we need now a video proving goblins are real (in WoW)
@@john_smith_john another classic case of UA-cam syndrome
I’m not gonna lie, I wasn’t convinced that Goblins were real until he started playing Godzilla. How could I have been so blind?
I feel lucky to be alive at the same exact time that this channel STILL uploads, just plain great
“I just feel like Goblins are real right now”. Welp, I’m convinced.
undeniable
Have you ever been involved in UA-cam drama? Your name sounds so familiar
U a goblin?!?!
Incontrovertible even
They are real! I saw this documentary series a couple years ago about this guy in this mask who hunted them after they hurt his family & Im glad Dunkey
is bring awarness to them now this is no laughing matter.
JacBlade wtf you doin
@@christiandavis7924 he's helping spread the truth about goblins
How u here so early
Bro. What’s up Jax? XD
Yo I've seen that too. Blade 2 or something right?
"I can't believe the goblins poisoned our waters, pillaged our crops, and burned down our cities!"
Some Dumb Dumb:"Did they really?"
"No, but we're not gonna wait around until they do! Everyone, get your pitchforks!" 🕯🍴
Dunkey is the Snoop Dogg of UA-cam, he just be doing shit and everyone goes along with it lmao
Dunkey is a savant
Before this video, I’m ashamed to say that I was previously a goblin unbeliever. I’ve learned the error of my ways and will continue to convince others of this belief as well
Goblins are real
Goblins are real
Goblins are very real
Thats because you didn't have eyes to see them, but even you could feel the truth of this video, even as a detached hand.
@@IcyDiamond ☠️☠️☠️
I know a lot of you might've struggled to see the goblin in the forest due to the goblin camouflage it was wearing. Fear not, just go to 1:52 and stare at the screen for as long as you need to until you can see it. (HINT: it's towards the bottom of the screen.)
This is way more terrifying than I anticipated it to be
This is honestly better researched than David Jaffe's attempts at explaining why Metroid Dread has bad game design
The goblin in the forest actually made me jump.
I know! me too
It's the creepy ambient music. It works on a deep psychological level to creep you out. And it helps that you also know, deep in your psyche, that goblins are real.
I was skeptical of the goblin's existence up until that point, but that HD footage of the goblin in the forest dispelled all doubt still lingering in the back of my mind.
its ridiculous that some "people" really think that goblins arent real when they in fact existed in medieval times. its real, look it up. anyways the reason i say "people" is because i think that everybody who says that goblins arent real are in fact goblins themselves, goblins are well known to employ these kinds of tactics, and thats a fact you can look it up. anyways thats my game theory thanks for watching and make sure to comment goblins are real on every one of my videos thanks
You have thoroughly convinced me that in fact, goblins are real
Dunkey has the biggest spectrum of quality of video, and you never know what you're going to get. But all videos are entertaining no matter where on the spectrum.
The fact that I laughed at this really has me wondering where on the spectrum I am
@@overlordKrunK The shallow end.
Being on the spectrum personally also helps me appreciate Dunkey.
This is the highest video on his spectrum of quality.
autism spectrum
00:36 that's Lufia rise of the sinistrals soundtrack. The best rpg on the snes
Agreed sir
Agreed
are there goblins in it?
no mms guey
@@stovespiegel no goblins, because it's a fantasy RPG, not a realistic RPG
I feel like Dunkey is becoming the embodiment of the parts of the internet my parents warned me about.
The real reason people haven’t seen goblins is because they’re all locked away in Dunkey’s Castle.