Trump and Biden to Face Off in Two Debates, Cohen Called Trump "Cheeto-Dusted Cartoon Villain"

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  • @wizquinn8021
    @wizquinn8021 5 місяців тому +58

    Also soundproof booths hanging above so that if anyone starts yelling, it drops. 😂

    • @PhanactFJ
      @PhanactFJ 5 місяців тому +9

      CONE OF SILENCE

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 5 місяців тому +4

      Hear, hear!

    • @kelleywimberley
      @kelleywimberley 5 місяців тому +3

      Screw that- my dad is a mathematical physicist who still teaches at 88

    • @ALCRAN2010
      @ALCRAN2010 5 місяців тому +1

      Dust of the COVID plastic partitions from last time!!

    • @TheSocratease
      @TheSocratease 5 місяців тому +3

      Silence of the lamb.😎😙

  • @sat0rii
    @sat0rii 5 місяців тому +74

    We already do the microphone cut-off thing here in Indonesian presidential debates. It works fantastic. I don't know why you wouldn't do it all the time; any candidate's speaking time should be 100% respected no matter who they are.

    • @typicalhguy9290
      @typicalhguy9290 5 місяців тому +14

      One problem with it in this case:
      Moderator: 'Mister Trump, your time is up and we've cut your mic.'
      Trump: 'THAT'S OKAY, I CAN SCREAM A LOT LOUDER THAN THIS!'

    • @ShawnHartmann-ul2qk
      @ShawnHartmann-ul2qk 5 місяців тому +3

      @@typicalhguy9290That’s another reason Nome was a bad VP pick, trump is an old yeller.
      He dodged a bullet there.

    • @LahainaStrong444
      @LahainaStrong444 5 місяців тому +3

      ikr. yet USA has been dumbing down for a long time. people don't know what respect and manners are anymore, in the USA.

    • @mojo500100
      @mojo500100 5 місяців тому +1

      @@LahainaStrong444 we Americans who really want to be honest have to agree with you …..

    • @orlamarch721
      @orlamarch721 5 місяців тому

      dukung siapa bro

  • @riobrasilsambashowssambist1453
    @riobrasilsambashowssambist1453 5 місяців тому +50

    I haven't watched TV in about 4 years . Watching UA-cam now

    • @SuperFkv
      @SuperFkv 5 місяців тому +3

      Same here

    • @alinchitown7556
      @alinchitown7556 5 місяців тому +3

      Pretty much between UA-cam and Prime Video pretty much covers it for me 😂😂😂

    • @georgesears2916
      @georgesears2916 5 місяців тому +1

      Same, but I don't think that's something to boast about...

    • @alinchitown7556
      @alinchitown7556 5 місяців тому +2

      @@georgesears2916 Not a boast just telling a factual story more meant to be a funny anecdote.

    • @janethanna9023
      @janethanna9023 5 місяців тому

      Why ?​@@georgesears2916

  • @JamesOfEarth
    @JamesOfEarth 5 місяців тому +26

    Not surprised you missed the funniest part of Biden’s message.

  • @karenfarfan1836
    @karenfarfan1836 5 місяців тому +136

    Fallon cut off Biden. Biden also said, "Set the date, I hear you are free on Wednesday."

    • @worldtravelerall7
      @worldtravelerall7 5 місяців тому +16

      You beat me to it! I was about to say the same thing. But then again, it's Fallon...

    • @ramseyslaughter8404
      @ramseyslaughter8404 5 місяців тому +17

      Guess Jimmy didn't want Biden to show him up with the funniest punchline in the episode.

    • @hughjorg4008
      @hughjorg4008 5 місяців тому +18

      Stephen Colbert showed Biden's punchline: "Set the date, I hear you are free on Wednesday," 😂 and his audience responded with a standing ovation !! 👍

    • @copernicofelinis
      @copernicofelinis 5 місяців тому +13

      ​@@hughjorg4008so did Seth Meyers and Desy Lydic. Evidently it was too funny to be featured in a Fallon's show. 😂

    • @Picklesnot-co3k
      @Picklesnot-co3k 5 місяців тому +9

      You'd think Jimmy would know better than to roll up on a man's punch lines. But he's only been doing this ten years. 😏

  • @TaijaSkyDragon
    @TaijaSkyDragon 5 місяців тому +39

    You are pretty hard on Biden and you left off the funniest part, I hear you’re free on Wednesday.

    • @Image-X
      @Image-X 5 місяців тому

      Biden about to be free everyday after he loses the election. There's a reason he's behind in the polls.

    • @VV-gi6cu
      @VV-gi6cu 5 місяців тому +2

      Biden does not know the difference between Wednesday from Thursday, 6/27.

    • @GoredonFreeman
      @GoredonFreeman 5 місяців тому

      He was being nice to Biden. Flaunting your team's backfiring lawfare is not a good look...

    •  5 місяців тому

      😥😥😥🍊🤡

    • @MaryAnnNytowl
      @MaryAnnNytowl 5 місяців тому

      ​@@VV-gi6cuI try to imagine being in your cult, being kept in the dark and only fed your cult leader's bullshyt. No wonder you people are so hateful. That's all you've been taught.

  • @rainstarr1
    @rainstarr1 5 місяців тому +30

    You left out where President Biden told Trump "I hear your free on Wednesdays".

    • @GoredonFreeman
      @GoredonFreeman 5 місяців тому

      Yeah, Biden should have left that out, too. Flaunting your team's backfiring lawfare is not a good look...

    • @hankstrickland5011
      @hankstrickland5011 5 місяців тому

      @GoredonFreeman You waiting to suck off Don Don

    •  5 місяців тому +2

      Cry more. We love magst tears.

    • @MaryAnnNytowl
      @MaryAnnNytowl 5 місяців тому +2

      Oh, hell, no ​@@GoredonFreeman! It was PERFECT!

  • @rikkiechambers4959
    @rikkiechambers4959 5 місяців тому +8

    The hey Ron , hey Billy video hits every time .. still😂😂😂

    • @sg-yq8pm
      @sg-yq8pm 5 місяців тому +1

      And Ryan will forever be known as "Ron".

  • @BP-1988
    @BP-1988 5 місяців тому +19

    Fallon cut off the best part of Biden's offer to debate Trump. Biden said they could debate on a Wednesday because he knowns that Trump doesn't have court that day.

  • @russellhammond371
    @russellhammond371 5 місяців тому +19

    The Olympics officials do know sex was a thing before the invention of beds, right?

  • @buddysmith7462
    @buddysmith7462 5 місяців тому +45

    why did you cut the president off.. he had a good one at the end jeesh

    • @GoredonFreeman
      @GoredonFreeman 5 місяців тому +1

      Flaunting your team's backfiring lawfare is not a good look...

    •  5 місяців тому

      You are crying those magat tears on everyone's comments. Whine & cry in silence, please.

    • @James-ui4ed
      @James-ui4ed 5 місяців тому

      Joe doesn’t know where he is and he’s going to get smoked by Trump in any debate.

    • @MaryAnnNytowl
      @MaryAnnNytowl 5 місяців тому

      ​@@GoredonFreemanoh, hell, no, dude! It was PERFECT! And sorry, but I hate to break it to you, but it's all on your cult leader - he's the one that put himself in that situation, not Biden or anyone in Biden's administration. They're not even the ones in control of the case, LOL - it's a NY STATE court, not a federal court! Don't they teach you anything in Trumplandia? Or do they just treat you like fungus, by keeping you in the dark and feeding you your cult leader's bullshyt? 😂😂😂

  • @larrymosher5045
    @larrymosher5045 5 місяців тому +6

    Jimmy,I am watching you now on you tube.Thanks UA-cam.

  • @benjaminten3596
    @benjaminten3596 5 місяців тому +27

    Biden Says I Heard You Got Wednesday Off ... Y'all Ready With , The Microphone Cut , Video Cut 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ....... @jimmyfallin

  • @andrewyama6027
    @andrewyama6027 5 місяців тому +37

    I love Dark Brandon.😎

    • @ALCRAN2010
      @ALCRAN2010 5 місяців тому +1

      Dark Brandon doesn't just flush the toilet.
      Dark Brandon scares the shhh..
      Sharpie documents out of it!!
      😂😂😂

    • @siswohlslagel8919
      @siswohlslagel8919 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@ALCRAN2010vote 💙💙💙

  • @vindiesel1469
    @vindiesel1469 5 місяців тому +7

    Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire

  • @Riclmnopp
    @Riclmnopp 5 місяців тому +26

    Trump/Biden debate: Let’s Get Ready to Mumble

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 5 місяців тому +2

      Good one.

    • @alinchitown7556
      @alinchitown7556 5 місяців тому +3

      True but I still prefer the mumbuler in the White House as opposed to the one who sold his sole to Putin 💙💙💙🇺🇸💙💙💙

    • @martinmcnicholas5000
      @martinmcnicholas5000 5 місяців тому +2

      the thriller between trump and vanilla

    • @Riclmnopp
      @Riclmnopp 5 місяців тому +2

      ⁠@@alinchitown7556I wonder why Putin waited until Trump was out of office before going after Ukraine then.

    • @geoffgunn9673
      @geoffgunn9673 5 місяців тому

      at least Biden mumbles something that is useful to the country, not just the same old revengeful rant the orangutan does

  • @Beth-zg6gb
    @Beth-zg6gb 5 місяців тому +3

    They cut off the best part of President Biden’s shade challenge at the end! Hiss boo, Jimmy! I love me some Dark Brandon sass! 💕

  • @dannidunn9302
    @dannidunn9302 5 місяців тому +48

    We don’t need another trump circus with him yelling over Biden. Here’s betting trump backs out blaming it on the conditions.

    • @PrameshMaharaj-p1i
      @PrameshMaharaj-p1i 5 місяців тому +9

      Yes trumpb will back out by making some lame excuses.

    • @LahainaStrong444
      @LahainaStrong444 5 місяців тому +1

      I bet a dollar he just might do it.

    • @threeravens1788
      @threeravens1788 5 місяців тому

      @@LahainaStrong444😂

    • @itsmaam4923
      @itsmaam4923 5 місяців тому

      Biden reads what he is told to. Trump is an amazing debater. Biden lied the entire last debate. Every word Biden said proved to be 100% false.

    • @James-ui4ed
      @James-ui4ed 5 місяців тому

      Maybe Joe won’t fall down again for a 5th time 😂

  • @deborahchandler1815
    @deborahchandler1815 5 місяців тому +29

    Why did you leave off the best part, i hear your free on wednesday.

    • @GoredonFreeman
      @GoredonFreeman 5 місяців тому

      Flaunting your team's backfiring lawfare is not a good look...

    • @checkmugged
      @checkmugged 5 місяців тому +2

      My lord dude, how many times are you going to post the same blather?

    •  5 місяців тому

      Cry baby magat.

    • @MaryAnnNytowl
      @MaryAnnNytowl 5 місяців тому

      ​@@GoredonFreemanlike I've said twice, already, hell, no, dude! It was a PERFECT ending! And sorry, I hate to break it to you, but it's all on your cult leader - he's the one that put himself in that situation, not Biden or anyone in Biden's administration. They're not even the ones in control of the case, LOL - it's a NY STATE court, not a federal court! Don't they teach you anything in Trumplandia? Or do they just treat you like fungus, by keeping you in the dark and feeding you your cult leader's bullshyt? Imagine not knowing the difference between a state and federal court system! 😂😂😂

  • @Rose-p5m1v
    @Rose-p5m1v 5 місяців тому +2

    Great helium voice! 😅Also great rap & funny UA-cam clips.😂Thanks!

  • @vindiesel1469
    @vindiesel1469 5 місяців тому +8

    To quote former United States President Theodore Roosevelt:
    "No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it. Obedience to the law is demanded as a right, not asked as a favor." "The judges who administer justice in our countries must be seen as ethical and subject to meaningful correction when it is necessary. Nothing less than the rule of law is at stake."

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 5 місяців тому +17

    That Cat meme was hilarious best part of this monologue.

    • @yesfan621
      @yesfan621 5 місяців тому +1

      The bird was better 😅

  • @juliancrooks3031
    @juliancrooks3031 5 місяців тому +14

    We can't hear you mr.trump, your ankle monitor is beeping too loud

    • @ALCRAN2010
      @ALCRAN2010 5 місяців тому +2

      1st presidential hopeful out on work release!
      😂😂

    • @tatsunithelennyking2540
      @tatsunithelennyking2540 5 місяців тому

      I love how you guys completely forgo "innocent 'till proven guilty" when it suits your needs. Get some perspective. You need some help. You're a lost soul.

  • @mudiremunene
    @mudiremunene 5 місяців тому +14

    Can't believe you cut off the "free on Wednesdays" part.

  • @joellevarela5458
    @joellevarela5458 5 місяців тому +5

    Love how you don't talk about Trump 24/7 like others do... it's a pure comedic relief!❤

  • @legen_dary42
    @legen_dary42 5 місяців тому +3

    You forgot one of my favorite nicknames Cohen gave Trump: Mandarin Mussolini 😂

    • @j.c.5749
      @j.c.5749 5 місяців тому +3

      Cohen uses Vonschitzenpants too

    • @tatsunithelennyking2540
      @tatsunithelennyking2540 5 місяців тому

      Can I ask, genuinely, what trump did that was authoritarian? Because as someone not from the US, if anyone's showing signs of tyrrany, it's Biden. Man literally wanted to make a ministry of truth. It doesn't get any more mask off than that. So I ask again, what did trump do that was authoritarian? Because I can't think of a single example. You might have some, so please enlighten me.

  • @7rob27
    @7rob27 5 місяців тому +10

    Every non American: “what’s a student loan?” Every American: “FY”

    • @tanyaldutton
      @tanyaldutton 5 місяців тому +2

      Canadian here, had a student loan

    • @7rob27
      @7rob27 5 місяців тому +1

      @@tanyaldutton
      Ok, every non North American

  • @wconradjr
    @wconradjr 5 місяців тому +2

    Lmao…. Cheetoh-dusted cartoon villain. I’m dyin over here…..😂😂😂

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 5 місяців тому +9

    Jimmy your on fire tonight all the jokes were stellar.

  • @tangoangel2782
    @tangoangel2782 5 місяців тому +3

    Lol. I spend 99% of my TV watching time on youtube 😂

  • @Dr_Cole
    @Dr_Cole 5 місяців тому +2

    I have always found #hashtags to be one of your best skits. Love it!

  • @sueteran
    @sueteran 5 місяців тому +5

    Too bad they are afraid of RFK Jr.

    • @sg-yq8pm
      @sg-yq8pm 5 місяців тому +1

      They aren't, he's irrelevant.

    • @AlexOmelyanyuk106
      @AlexOmelyanyuk106 5 місяців тому

      They really are, great comment

    • @sueteran
      @sueteran 5 місяців тому

      @@sg-yq8pm It’s true. He probably is. That is because the Democratic and Republican parties rule elections and control congress. If it were just 3 guys running, RFK Jr. would be relevant.

  • @ericchild8845
    @ericchild8845 5 місяців тому +2

    “Cheeto dusted” bawhahahahaha, good one Jimmy!

  • @pambeeler1218
    @pambeeler1218 5 місяців тому +5

    One other thing should be that they (trump)stick to subject matter in these debates.

  • @lisazonfrillo9674
    @lisazonfrillo9674 5 місяців тому

    Jimmy Ty for being humble you increased your share of viewers as a result .

  • @WooHooCrossStitch
    @WooHooCrossStitch 5 місяців тому

    Hahahahaha! The kid with a knife reminds me of our dog, Luna. As a puppy she was very fond of jumping up to the countertop to grab a knife while I had turned away from the chopping board. 'Puppy with a knife!!' was our usual call. We have lots of knives with chewed up handles!

  • @theemporersnewclothes
    @theemporersnewclothes 5 місяців тому +7

    Will Rickers island host the debate ⁉️

  • @KINGBASSPRO
    @KINGBASSPRO 5 місяців тому +1

    Point of correction.
    It's Trump who challenged Biden, and Biden accepted the challenge.

    •  5 місяців тому

      WRONG! trump has been calling for debates since he started in Nov. The Presidential Debates normally occur AFTER the conventions when they receive their official nomination. trump doesn't want a debate. He doesn't want to include anything of substance. He wants a brawl. If I were Biden I would ignore him completely. Biden has to debate him & Biden wants it on his terms. trump has no substantive policies. He just wants to RAMBLE. trump may not even get the nomination if he is a convicted felon. 🍊🤡🚘

  • @LahainaStrong444
    @LahainaStrong444 5 місяців тому +2

    Jimmy is so soft spoken when he portrays trump....yet trump is a loud, rude, crime laden, unhinged, loose cannon.

  • @albertwjoell
    @albertwjoell 5 місяців тому +2

    Whatcha mean "switching gears"??!! Jimmy cut off Biden saying that he hears that Trump is free on Wednesdays! That zinger was a reference to Trump's "anytime, anywhere..." because the "cheeto-dusted cartoon villain" has to be in criminal court every weekday but Wednesdays!

  • @MyboogerwontSurrender
    @MyboogerwontSurrender 5 місяців тому

    I watched your 10 year special! It was excellent! Ty for being you! 😊

  • @kookootrix1978
    @kookootrix1978 5 місяців тому +1

    The cut off : no wonder Kimmel eats your lunch! 😂

  • @angiej4865
    @angiej4865 5 місяців тому +4

    Why did you cut off Biden's last comment?

  • @robertgandler3177
    @robertgandler3177 5 місяців тому

    Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

  • @whiskyjames4200
    @whiskyjames4200 5 місяців тому +3

    Common sense conditions by President Biden. Yeah!!!

  • @MaryAnnNytowl
    @MaryAnnNytowl 5 місяців тому

    You left OUT the BEST part of Biden's video - where he says "I hear you're free on Wednesdays." I mean, come on! It was AMAZING! You blew it, guys! You let your viewers down!

  • @dchristine428
    @dchristine428 5 місяців тому +2

    Oompa-loser that's just...awesome 🤣

  • @LaSnob711
    @LaSnob711 5 місяців тому +1

    That's funny... I spend 99% of my TV viewing time on UA-cam 😂

  • @rebeccar577
    @rebeccar577 5 місяців тому +7

    Trump needs a shock collar for the debate

    • @ronbuchholtz4346
      @ronbuchholtz4346 5 місяців тому +2

      Biden needs somebody to speak for him and tell him where he’s at

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 5 місяців тому +3

    Who ask for golden bachelorette look like the franchise didn't learn the last time 😂.

  • @rikkiechambers4959
    @rikkiechambers4959 5 місяців тому +2

    UA-cam is my tv .. I haven’t had regular tv in almost 8 years , every once in a while I watch Netflix but very rarely .

    • @ALCRAN2010
      @ALCRAN2010 5 місяців тому +1

      Plot twist, you can watch UA-cam on your TV!
      😂😂

  • @Ulisses3k
    @Ulisses3k 5 місяців тому +1

    Todays Show reminded me how much I used to laugh when watching Americas Funniest Home Videos.

  • @vickywitton1008
    @vickywitton1008 5 місяців тому +3

    I hate when they make fun of Bidens stutter, I have a stutter and it is not something you can help. He is more legible than the Orange one that is for sure and still has all his faculties!

    • @Godfearingpatriot1776
      @Godfearingpatriot1776 5 місяців тому

      Bidens stutter is a result of his mental decline due to dementia. He is not fit to be president. The only reason he’s still there is because he’s weak enough mentally to control. If he starts to get rowdy they’ll give him some mint chocolate chip ice cream at the bottom of some stairs and take him out. His thoughts are a lot crazier than his words as they are so wicked the devil would blush and ask for his hand in marriage.

    • @Godfearingpatriot1776
      @Godfearingpatriot1776 5 місяців тому

      Barack Obama and George Soros and Zelenskyy and the rest of the shadow government are the ones in control not Dotard Joe

  • @robinleebraun7739
    @robinleebraun7739 5 місяців тому +2

    Trump’s microphone has to be turned off when it’s not his turn to speak and as soon as his time is up. He can’t be allowed to interrupt Biden at all. In fact, he should be in a different room watching on video. And what he says should be fact checked in real time and before he speaks again, lies and falsehoods corrected. Or maybe he should be sworn in so lies equal perjury. I would never debate a person who is certain to lie.

  • @yesfan621
    @yesfan621 5 місяців тому +2

    Love Jimmy but it’s not ok when he mocks Biden’s stutter 😢

  • @raiderkbc
    @raiderkbc 5 місяців тому +2

    I'd rather hear Biden mumble than Rump speak...

    •  5 місяців тому

      Biden might mumble, but trump rambles about nothing.

  • @x1sirius
    @x1sirius 5 місяців тому +5

    Why you're the best. You don't just diss one or the other but you do it equally to each of them. Love it no matter what side you're on

  • @artsmith6330
    @artsmith6330 5 місяців тому

    One of Jimmy's best monologue🤩

  • @anabellewis5824
    @anabellewis5824 5 місяців тому +6

    Please vote for democracy, vote blue

    • @k.martin28270
      @k.martin28270 5 місяців тому

      Think harder

    • @Image-X
      @Image-X 5 місяців тому

      No.

    •  5 місяців тому

      I voted Blue in my primary on Tues. I will be voting Blue in ROEVEMBER.

  • @jonathanhill6064
    @jonathanhill6064 5 місяців тому +1

    youtube is tv now.
    they even got premium plans and movies with ads
    just like the olden days.

  • @geoffreyschultz8515
    @geoffreyschultz8515 5 місяців тому

    I’ve got to say that even 25 years after grad school, I loved that Gradvice segment more than anything I can really think of

  • @8arrows
    @8arrows 5 місяців тому +2

    Who needs a bed...The floor is always a option.

    • @SchoolforHackers
      @SchoolforHackers 5 місяців тому +1

      The shower, the table….

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows 5 місяців тому +1

      @@SchoolforHackers those would work too. I was curious if the contestants can just get there own hotel/motel rooms while there. Or are the forced to stay at the place booked for them.

    • @peterdean9012
      @peterdean9012 5 місяців тому

      More room and you don't have to worry about falling off a single bed. Win, Win.

  • @mdfens3000
    @mdfens3000 5 місяців тому +1

    I stopped watching’TV’ many years ago. UA-cam is my main source of video entertainment. Watching this on UA-cam right now. Will never have cable Tv ever again. It’s over for the tv networks unless they fully adapt to streaming. I also haven’t watched a commercial in just as many years. When I do see one at someone else’s house, I can’t stand them or believe I ever was able to sit through so many.

  • @vindiesel1469
    @vindiesel1469 5 місяців тому +2

    Signs of a sociopath
    • behavior conflicting with social norms, repeatedly pushes the envelope into uncharted territory.
    • disregarding or violating the rights of others, insubordinate to any form of authority.
    • unconcerned in distinguishing between right and wrong.
    • inability to show remorse, for they have none, void of empathy.
    • tendency to lie often, repeatedly, automatically. Behaves in a risky, impulsive, dangerous manner.
    • extremely manipulative, exploits others without any care of who gets hurt.
    • no conscience or guilt, refusal to accept responsibility for their actions, claiming ownership in the success of others.

  • @heatherlowing5922
    @heatherlowing5922 5 місяців тому +1

    Loved the "Oompa Loser"

  • @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1
    @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 5 місяців тому

    9:38 Excellent advice on the work prayer 😂😁😅🤣!

  • @becker8565
    @becker8565 5 місяців тому +3

    I'm watching you on UA-cam

  • @rosies14
    @rosies14 5 місяців тому +3

    Trump will chicken out.

  • @islamallahveisi
    @islamallahveisi 5 місяців тому +4

    The UA-cam part was good

  • @lesliefleury2610
    @lesliefleury2610 5 місяців тому +2

    Why was the Biden vid cut before the best part??

    • @ALCRAN2010
      @ALCRAN2010 5 місяців тому

      Because Jimmy Fallon stroked Donald Trump's hair, that's why.

  • @clareerickson9136
    @clareerickson9136 5 місяців тому +1

    Are the trump commercials begging for money on the Jimmy Fallon show convincing anyone to send $😂😂😂

  • @heathercaldwell6813
    @heathercaldwell6813 5 місяців тому +4

    I ❤️ you Jimmy Fallon!
    ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

  • @sherylhagen6565
    @sherylhagen6565 5 місяців тому +1

    And yet, so many of us only watch Fallon on YT 🤣

  • @rydn2lo
    @rydn2lo 5 місяців тому +3

    It’s not gonna I guarantee y’all trump will come up with something…

    • @ALCRAN2010
      @ALCRAN2010 5 місяців тому +2

      Donald 2016: I'm under IRS audit.
      Donald 2024: I'm under gag order.

  • @firozebukht8207
    @firozebukht8207 5 місяців тому

    3- dots: Zahid/ Imran Khan -------Rashid/ Abu Baker -----Shahid/ Isaac.

  • @jamesdubrow3022
    @jamesdubrow3022 5 місяців тому

    Great writing lately!

  • @tawana1529
    @tawana1529 5 місяців тому +1

    Demand one at a time and give each candidate 3 minutes to respond. As soon someone interrupts the other and it's just them talking over each other they need to cut their mic off.

  • @siswohlslagel8919
    @siswohlslagel8919 5 місяців тому +1

    Please vote 💙💙💙💙💙🎉🎉🎉

  • @mollytaray158
    @mollytaray158 4 місяці тому +1

    😂😂😂😂

  • @johnpaulsoberano4728
    @johnpaulsoberano4728 5 місяців тому

    Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel & Bill Maher- please go to court every time, everyday, every week!

  • @noravanwyk2748
    @noravanwyk2748 5 місяців тому +1

    Why did he cut off that great punch line. He obviously didn't want to give give credit that Biden so richly deserved. He prefer to humiliate him falsely as a mumbling old fool. Disgusting.

  • @amandajones661
    @amandajones661 5 місяців тому +1

    How many people are watching this on UA-cam?

  • @glorywashington6826
    @glorywashington6826 5 місяців тому +4

    💙

  • @NiteMoves2010
    @NiteMoves2010 5 місяців тому

    I visited a friend today and his grandson (3 y.o.) had a real saber in hand...took off the wall unbeknowist to the grandparents!

  • @typicalhguy9290
    @typicalhguy9290 5 місяців тому

    I saw the words 'face off' and immediately thought of John Travolta and Nicolas Cage. Then again, it could be another Hannibal Lecter joke.

  • @WebsterA
    @WebsterA 5 місяців тому +1

    How did they not add the part where Biden hits Trump with the Wednesday thing?
    These writers are horrible lol

  • @YSchwartz
    @YSchwartz 5 місяців тому +1

    i love fallen more than kimmel and colbert because hes not such a political hack, he makes fun of both sides!

  • @___beyondhorizon4664
    @___beyondhorizon4664 5 місяців тому

    I actually signed up for my one snd only Amex and has been using it since college, always pays off by the statement due date while earning points!

  • @kellyburket6955
    @kellyburket6955 5 місяців тому +1

    What happened to the "I hear you are free on Wednesday" line???

  • @anthonycongiano8890
    @anthonycongiano8890 5 місяців тому

    @1:40 why did you cut Binden off? You missed the zinger where he said, "I hear you have Wednesdays off!"

  • @delfraser5399
    @delfraser5399 5 місяців тому

    Banning athletes from nookie?
    Yeah they’re olympians that includes gymnastics. All they’ve done is set a challenge for the athletes.

  • @jadedsoulfire
    @jadedsoulfire 5 місяців тому +7

    How in the heck do we have to choose from only dumb and dumber again? Did we not learn the first times?

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 5 місяців тому +1

      It's baffling, isn't it? Proof that our voting and election system is broken. But getting it fixed will be difficult.

  • @petermoller8337
    @petermoller8337 5 місяців тому +1

    Free Wednesday 😊

  • @cheryldowling6647
    @cheryldowling6647 5 місяців тому +1

    Why do you keep attacking Biden for the way he talks? He was not mumbling as you pretended.

  • @tls4312
    @tls4312 5 місяців тому +1

    Why is Jimmy always putting down Biden? The other talk show hosts never put him down like Fallon. It's only helping Trump. Not to mention cutting off Biden's humor at the end. Who's not for Biden over there?

  • @SkylerKPHDtrustmebroUNI
    @SkylerKPHDtrustmebroUNI 5 місяців тому

    Better put em in a sound proof booth.

  • @kurtbader9711
    @kurtbader9711 5 місяців тому

    Trump for Velveeta man!! You know it's what we need.

  • @jeremyalexander9119
    @jeremyalexander9119 5 місяців тому

    Look at all the floor space around the bed to do it on.

  • @IDONTLIKEMONDAYS-w2h
    @IDONTLIKEMONDAYS-w2h 5 місяців тому

    I don't know the fascination with making fun of the age issues. I'm 54 and can't even stand up long. I lay in bed and sleep or watch movies.

  • @CarogUlchach
    @CarogUlchach 5 місяців тому

    I can tell that Trump is nervous- yesterday I saw him grabbing his Johnson!