Lobster Fight

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  • Опубліковано 21 чер 2016
  • Two lobsters having a territorial dispute.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 281

  • @EricFIT
    @EricFIT 6 років тому +1788

    jordan peterson chapter one brought me here lol im not disappointed

  • @Neithan
    @Neithan 6 років тому +774

    This was a level 3 lobster fight.

    • @natehochuli6457
      @natehochuli6457 4 роки тому +7

      pawnjester lmfao exactly what I was thinking

    • @slava8650
      @slava8650 2 роки тому +7

      Level 3 confrontation right there 😄

  • @tudoremilian7750
    @tudoremilian7750 5 років тому +436

    Stand up straight with your shoulders back.

  • @gabrielgarces7913
    @gabrielgarces7913 4 роки тому +404

    I seriously thought I was gonna be in a minority for coming from JP’s book lmao

    • @dboyer1984
      @dboyer1984 Рік тому +2

      So far, I've UA-camd a lobster fight and wren's singing.

    • @IntercactusYKW
      @IntercactusYKW 6 місяців тому

      Aw damn. Same.

  • @user-sx5kx3pq2i
    @user-sx5kx3pq2i 6 років тому +254

    Someone give that lobsters some anti depressants

  • @NyleActive
    @NyleActive 5 років тому +110

    Jordan has a lot of shares in lobster videos

  • @RonMcCarthy777
    @RonMcCarthy777 6 років тому +216

    Jordan B Peterson sent me here. :)

  • @PifchoBG
    @PifchoBG Рік тому +42

    after reading JPs book every person looks to me like a lobster now.

  • @user-sx5kx3pq2i
    @user-sx5kx3pq2i 6 років тому +78

    Hes got one claw but that shit is massive

  • @yosiyas2012
    @yosiyas2012 5 років тому +48

    12 rules for life brought me here😂

  • @buffalocatc565
    @buffalocatc565 7 років тому +151

    If he had 2 claws he would've owned the other lobster

    • @ToTheNines87368
      @ToTheNines87368 6 років тому +11

      Buffalocat C: that’s one giant ass claw though lol.

    • @dagan8659
      @dagan8659 3 роки тому +2

      true, he is the badass.

    • @monke1419
      @monke1419 3 роки тому +10

      Shanks lobster

    • @cameronkimble692
      @cameronkimble692 2 роки тому +1

      @@monke1419 w comment

    • @realbaresoles2
      @realbaresoles2 2 роки тому

      He’s only got one claw and even that doesn’t seem to be working. It seemed frozen open.

  • @michaeln2768
    @michaeln2768 6 років тому +62

    He’s got a good left jab.
    JP brought me here

  • @DinoPwn
    @DinoPwn 3 роки тому +59

    I really wanted to see the level 4. Battle to the death!
    Now the only thing that happens is the loosing lobster is gonna become emo.

  • @tunrayoadigun5226
    @tunrayoadigun5226 5 років тому +41

    Credit to Jordan Peterson for sending me here😂😂

  • @Mightyyy8
    @Mightyyy8 4 роки тому +12

    That serotonin must be hitting hard lol

  • @j0rge-yo
    @j0rge-yo 5 років тому +33

    Pay per view lobster fights, brought to you by Prozac and Jordan B. Peterson. You’re welcome!

  • @Tom-vo3tm
    @Tom-vo3tm 3 роки тому +48

    You can see around the 1:08 mark, the lobster with the two claws is picking his mark. He finds his opportunity to get inside of the gigantic claw of his opponent and hits him with a one-two combination. The huge claw lobster had all the momentum before that. I thought it was going to get stopped then and there. But you can never write off a lobster with two claws, coming up against a more damaged lobster with one giant claw.
    I would hate to see the size of the lobster that took his other claw. I wonder how that fight went down. I assume he won the fight because he is out here fighting, but that must have been an absolute war.

    • @colemantrebor6574
      @colemantrebor6574 Рік тому

      Probably not another lobster but a seal or fish that took that claw

  • @Yirmyah
    @Yirmyah 3 роки тому +3

    These lobsters obviously need more serotonin

  • @AbirHasanDipu
    @AbirHasanDipu 5 років тому +36

    Give him some antidepressant and he will fight again. :)

  • @localmilfsinurarea
    @localmilfsinurarea 2 роки тому +2

    I randomly searched this up, and I'm NOT disappointed

  • @burry218
    @burry218 4 роки тому +5

    Jordan is the CEO of Lobsters.

  • @kd0duj
    @kd0duj 8 років тому +31

    the lobster with one claw is at a disadvantage

    • @mojijooooon
      @mojijooooon 6 років тому +2

      maybe he has lost his claw during a fight?

    • @nuclearwalnut998
      @nuclearwalnut998 6 років тому +9

      No he was just jacking it to much

    • @TheProteanGeek
      @TheProteanGeek 6 років тому +8

      Don't worry I'm sure some SJW type will come along one day and look for redistribution of claws so that they all only have one claw.

  • @dalehunter8529
    @dalehunter8529 3 роки тому +5

    Am I the only one who specifically searched for a lobster fight lol

  • @thomasjefferson9406
    @thomasjefferson9406 5 років тому +32

    Big ups for Jordan Peterson ! xD

  • @ronaldhenegan3843
    @ronaldhenegan3843 3 роки тому +2

    Bruh who snoring 😂😂

  • @kaze8498
    @kaze8498 2 роки тому +2

    This lobster refused to see the aquatic territory to an ideologue that it detested.

  • @Penman_Bx
    @Penman_Bx Рік тому +1

    The first chapter of Jordan's book brought me here. 12 rules for life. 😂😂😂

  • @mileswhittington9971
    @mileswhittington9971 2 роки тому +1

    No lobsters were harmed during the making of this video.

  • @sebandrews4395
    @sebandrews4395 5 років тому +32

    Y’all here bc of some Jordan guy whereas I just want to start an underground lobster fighting gambling club

    • @degu.-5469
      @degu.-5469 3 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @vapingfury4460
      @vapingfury4460 2 роки тому

      Dw the guy's pretty weird, and cries alot. you ain't missing out on his book

  • @burritowyrm6530
    @burritowyrm6530 5 років тому +7

    wtf is jordan peterson doing to bring y’all to lobsters brawling

  • @beesinred3138
    @beesinred3138 2 роки тому +1

    I was just watching some lobsters move around in a tank from the super market and I got curious why two of the lobsters were fighting. Now it brought me here

  • @ihu6660
    @ihu6660 7 років тому +13

    The lobster with one claw is an org for taking that fight

  • @pretty_d00med
    @pretty_d00med 6 років тому +8

    Get that lobster some Prozac!

  • @duncanotema
    @duncanotema Рік тому

    That high level of serotonin makes them less likely to back down.

  • @alvarez321
    @alvarez321 3 роки тому +2

    Hiro filming this lobster fight: Good Afternoon.
    Btw Jordan Peterson brought me here. Lol

  • @aboodabulaban2867
    @aboodabulaban2867 6 років тому +5

    one of which identify himself as a massive-one clawed lobster

  • @persian5872
    @persian5872 Рік тому +2

    This is what chapter 1 was all about

  • @ReflexGFX
    @ReflexGFX 5 років тому +3

    In one corner we have iron claw and in the other corner w me have a lobster

  • @jilvybutlig4738
    @jilvybutlig4738 2 роки тому +1

    i cant believe this video doesn't get a million viewers

  • @viniciusabner3732
    @viniciusabner3732 3 роки тому +4

    That lobster's cove must be so clean

  • @smabrigo5266
    @smabrigo5266 3 роки тому +1

    The scuba diver: heres come the slitering oh WATCH OUT WATCH WATCH OUT OOOH OOF

  • @alegator7249
    @alegator7249 Рік тому

    Fighting tip: one lobster's go-to is a left hook

  • @FZerbinatti931
    @FZerbinatti931 2 роки тому +3

    epic gladiator fight: the loser get boiled.

  • @Smile-Productions-d3g
    @Smile-Productions-d3g Рік тому

    Blue lobster: ''did you forget about me?''

  • @ahmadmohammed1607
    @ahmadmohammed1607 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you Mr.Paterson

  • @Liquid_Wisdom
    @Liquid_Wisdom 3 роки тому +1

    YOU OWE ME LOBSTER MONEY

  • @psychiatry-is-eugenics
    @psychiatry-is-eugenics 2 роки тому +1

    Just like people ;
    don’t realize they have other things to worry about

  • @Theendman42
    @Theendman42 Рік тому

    The serotonergic systems of the lobsters are at play, as one lobster loses the fight, an excess of cortisol is released, causing serotonin reuptake to increase, limiting the amount of available serotonin in the synapses that can bond to the serotonin receptors. As the other lobster wins, its levels of serotonin in the synapse increases, allowing more bonding to serotonin receptors. This same system works also for any win or loss, or potential win or loss that is perceived by a human being. Fun stuff!

  • @wellyngtonamaral4097
    @wellyngtonamaral4097 5 років тому +3

    How the hell did I get here?

  • @shiaominglee
    @shiaominglee 3 роки тому +1

    I was looking for level 2!

  • @TheLochs
    @TheLochs 2 роки тому +2

    That claw is like Alexander Zokhs forearm.

  • @bobgrob4
    @bobgrob4 2 роки тому +1

    would have been perfect if a Sheepshead was swimming around them like a referee.

  • @s.p.8870
    @s.p.8870 2 роки тому +1

    Leon the lobster brought me here

  • @IceColdProfessional
    @IceColdProfessional 5 років тому +8

    Jordan Peterson's Crustacean Deathmatch!

  • @sexybeet
    @sexybeet 2 роки тому +1

    She's got an arm off! 😂

  • @honse6891
    @honse6891 2 роки тому +1

    lobster activity

  • @etiennepagex1756
    @etiennepagex1756 4 роки тому +1

    My man only needs 1 claw to ne the alpha lobster

  • @adlwilliams
    @adlwilliams 2 роки тому +1

    That one's only has 1 claw. I see he's played knifey spooney before

  • @ozobiani
    @ozobiani 2 роки тому +2

    JP brought me here

  • @andreasshulio4698
    @andreasshulio4698 4 роки тому +1

    who's won?

  • @DorsiaMaitreD
    @DorsiaMaitreD 3 роки тому +1

    Yes. 12 rules for life sent me here 😆

  • @kathyturner6177
    @kathyturner6177 2 роки тому +1

    Not fair he is missing a claw.

  • @mieksispacute3185
    @mieksispacute3185 4 роки тому +2

    I brought my self here

  • @EasyRider247
    @EasyRider247 Рік тому

    Bro had only one arm and still wanted smoke… crazy ass

  • @arthurjanikyan1119
    @arthurjanikyan1119 2 роки тому +1

    From JBP here as well

  • @magic3693
    @magic3693 5 років тому +1

    Why the heck did I look this up

  • @sophieclinnick95
    @sophieclinnick95 4 роки тому +3

    if you know the books 12 rules for life you know why Im here

  • @lulabella9968
    @lulabella9968 6 місяців тому

    My claw is bigger than yours.

  • @weshare03121984
    @weshare03121984 2 роки тому +1

    I like this video.

  • @fellout2555
    @fellout2555 2 роки тому +1

    Excellent news of the Volturnian sea floor

  • @ibitebats1729
    @ibitebats1729 3 роки тому +1

    God this is scary

  • @mz6367
    @mz6367 Рік тому

    I expected it to be rough but those lobsters arent bad

  • @jamesdaple9951
    @jamesdaple9951 2 роки тому +1

    I wonder who ate his other claw?

  • @slr-d
    @slr-d 10 місяців тому

    JP bought me here because I'm trying to educate myself better

  • @joem13yearsago73
    @joem13yearsago73 4 місяці тому

    1st lobster didn't clean his room

  • @greg77389
    @greg77389 4 роки тому +1

    Gotta be TOP LOBSTER

  • @NekoMikoYe
    @NekoMikoYe 5 років тому

    Oh my bruh this needs to be in smash

  • @DevonDaFoxYT
    @DevonDaFoxYT 2 роки тому +1

    It only has 1 claw not fair

  • @daniyardolkun3625
    @daniyardolkun3625 2 роки тому +1

    Think JP should work out a deal with these lobster videos publishers

  • @bendover7914
    @bendover7914 4 роки тому +1

    Nothing like 2 females fighting eachother

  • @jonathantano1364
    @jonathantano1364 10 місяців тому

    Currently reading chapter 1 of 12 Rules for Life. I searched this video to check the book says. Haha

  • @boas7742
    @boas7742 2 роки тому +1

    One claws grip doesn’t work

  • @beruangfilm
    @beruangfilm 2 роки тому

    they should be on my plate right now

  • @Ni-og8ow
    @Ni-og8ow Рік тому

    12 rules for life chapter 1

  • @varushkanaidu277
    @varushkanaidu277 2 місяці тому

    The one claw lobster reminds me of Jaime Lanister. One claw but can still put up a good fight.😅 ..i think we all here cos of JP. I would have never randomly searched a lobster fight😅

  • @colourfulseaworld2642
    @colourfulseaworld2642 Рік тому +1

    Super

  • @THE______TRUTH
    @THE______TRUTH 3 роки тому +2

    Who else is reading g 12 rules for life?

  • @sonice9020
    @sonice9020 2 роки тому +1

    eating lobster rn

  • @draganvujatovic4380
    @draganvujatovic4380 Рік тому

    This reminded me of Jack Peacock, a muay thai fighter that has only half of his right arm but regularly beats two handed professionals. He must've read the Jordan Peterson's book.

  • @ihu6660
    @ihu6660 7 років тому +1

    Og. Autocorrect

  • @antoniogutierrez2955
    @antoniogutierrez2955 2 роки тому +2

    Minute 1:00 Antonio Garcia samurai sword power rangers

  • @RandyHasSyphilis
    @RandyHasSyphilis 2 роки тому

    Disrespectful lobster youth picking on an old crippled war vet

  • @DanielZamarripa
    @DanielZamarripa 4 роки тому +1

    Click click click!

  • @taki3978
    @taki3978 Рік тому

    They just like me Fr

  • @dextermorgan5397
    @dextermorgan5397 2 роки тому +6

    imagine if one lost a claw during the battle and the diver be like "hey free lobster claw :D!"

  • @antoniogutierrez2955
    @antoniogutierrez2955 Рік тому

    Clawn megazord ready yes Jayden now

  • @alfredhitchcock45
    @alfredhitchcock45 Рік тому

    Popeye claw

  • @Swenndoggg
    @Swenndoggg 5 місяців тому

    Was Darth Vader filming this?

  • @pizzasteve5802
    @pizzasteve5802 Рік тому

    not all the JP guys here 💀💀

  • @Rumi729
    @Rumi729 Рік тому

    I bet everything on the lobster on the right