Dave Chappelle on his wife's reaction to his attack 😂

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  • @O4C209
    @O4C209 3 місяці тому +41336

    If Chapelle dies, that book will be worth millions.

    • @buda360xyz
      @buda360xyz 3 місяці тому +646

      When chapelle dies

    • @Voidaken
      @Voidaken 3 місяці тому +930

      @@buda360xyz Thank you for your profound insight.

    • @buda360xyz
      @buda360xyz 3 місяці тому +242

      You are very welcome

    • @ragingwerewolfdude3797
      @ragingwerewolfdude3797 3 місяці тому +373

      Keep it away from. Rogan. He won't tell them right

    • @andrewrogers5799
      @andrewrogers5799 3 місяці тому +100

      dave chapelle taught me how to be racist

  • @Dweeble233
    @Dweeble233 2 місяці тому +21316

    He should have left a note: " Gotcha Bish!!!"😂😂😂

    • @brainretardant
      @brainretardant 2 місяці тому

      Underrated!!!!!!!!

    • @cyberone2763
      @cyberone2763 2 місяці тому +329

      LOL!👏🏽 That sounds just like something that he'd do lol. 🤣

    • @theancientonez
      @theancientonez 2 місяці тому +218

      I bet he has that written in the book somewhere haha

    • @MikeCharles81
      @MikeCharles81 2 місяці тому +60

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @roxannesmith5287
      @roxannesmith5287 2 місяці тому +48

      😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

  • @sasskvetch8617
    @sasskvetch8617 2 місяці тому +3824

    His jokes about his wife are some of his funniest, without being disrespectful or critical like some comedians. CHappelle is God-tier standup and she's a lucky woman

    • @ElsieWesley
      @ElsieWesley Місяць тому +29

      Him married to a filipina is really amazing, that would be far down the list of woman u wud think hhahahahahaha and im half white n Filipino! 😂😅😅😂😅😂❤🎉

    • @mrbigbankuchiface_3352
      @mrbigbankuchiface_3352 Місяць тому +1

      Should of left a note on the deposit saying "im rich bch!"

    • @Two_Wheel_Therapy
      @Two_Wheel_Therapy Місяць тому +17

      ​@ElsieWesley Not really, I think Filipino women are gorgeous.
      I found out later in life that my biological grandmother is Filipino.
      I wish I'd known her growing up, and I wish I learned Tagalog. I would love to learn more about that part of myself.

    • @ultravioletgaia
      @ultravioletgaia Місяць тому

      ​@@ElsieWesleyfilipino mom and wives are amazing tf u talking bout

    • @ZomBeeQueeen
      @ZomBeeQueeen 27 днів тому +2

      Exactly and so damn funny

  • @roelweerheijm6635
    @roelweerheijm6635 3 місяці тому +21017

    That's actually one of the most original jokes I've heard in quite some time.

    • @musabndayisaba
      @musabndayisaba 3 місяці тому +88

      Are you his wife?

    • @dj_Samurai
      @dj_Samurai 3 місяці тому +121

      Wtf lol 👆🏼

    • @daxramdac7194
      @daxramdac7194 3 місяці тому +57

      Good point, indeed it is quite an original joke ✌️

    • @pitpride1220
      @pitpride1220 3 місяці тому

      That's because most of these Rogan universe idiots aren't comedians.

    • @33GLOCK
      @33GLOCK 3 місяці тому +9

      ​@@musabndayisabau are

  • @milkeasubi5909
    @milkeasubi5909 3 місяці тому +24076

    Trolling your wife so hard is on another level

    • @dontcare7086
      @dontcare7086 3 місяці тому +290

      Not really a troll though. If Dave died young his joke book would sell for millions. What comedy legend has ever had a book of untold jokes ever sold at auction?

    • @TheRobmaynez
      @TheRobmaynez 3 місяці тому

      ​@@dontcare7086or they could publish it and have passive income for life.

    • @MAXWELL22_RULES
      @MAXWELL22_RULES 3 місяці тому +69

      🌹¹♧
      Her wife was actually trolling Dave. Its a fact they are rich😂 thats why she opened the box 😂

    • @Moe_Lester_fromUptwn
      @Moe_Lester_fromUptwn 3 місяці тому

      More like a a trap. A test.

    • @jonthornberry1847
      @jonthornberry1847 3 місяці тому

      Guarantee there was something really in there though. Also those jokes may be a code to someone who will come see his bereaved wife at his funeral and will want to hear jokes Dave shared with him because they can ultimately be unique passwords and he would want the book as proof Dave included his wife til the day he died because he could always move it if he changes his mind. Trust me people who are clever can make things seem fine if you trust them but if you betray their trust and don't trust them back and look too soon to not know the whole story, will be exposed and thus excluded from his will because a paper will is one thing but a network of people who isn't enforced by the government which can be corrupted easier than your closest friends. Watch the show Blacklist, White Collar, Burn Notice and you'll start to get some brain teasing ideas.

  • @Superman_305
    @Superman_305 Місяць тому +1270

    "Well sweetie look if you tell those jokes exactly how they're written you and the kids should be fine" 💀😂 DAMN!

  • @remar-6
    @remar-6 3 місяці тому +2667

    “Did you get attacked too?” 😂😂 dude will always be the funniest

    • @Trancampiusi
      @Trancampiusi 2 місяці тому +40

      I heard "did you get a tattoo"? 😂

    • @jae-gw6tl
      @jae-gw6tl 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Trancampiusiit literally shows him getting attacked as he says it😂 and why would her getting a tattoo make her sob !?🤔
      U smoke a lot of weed huh😆

    • @KDKANESV75
      @KDKANESV75 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@Trancampiusiit was the night the guy attacked him on stage

    • @FionaMooch
      @FionaMooch Місяць тому +2

      I got better things to do than watch this man make jokes. Jerry Seinfeld is a better comedian.

    • @fguledh
      @fguledh Місяць тому +14

      @FionaMooch said no one ever!!

  • @falseprophetdrem8976
    @falseprophetdrem8976 3 місяці тому +9649

    Bro... that's why he is the goat

    • @WindHashira
      @WindHashira 3 місяці тому +19

      Goats dont wear dresses and wigs lmao 😂

    • @MarquetteHines
      @MarquetteHines 3 місяці тому

      @@WindHashiralol Dave never wore any dresses you getting him confused with the other weird black guys that sold they soul Martin, will, Tyler Perry, Diddy etc I can go on the list goes on cuz half of the Hollywood niggas is gay

    • @christophermichael5764
      @christophermichael5764 3 місяці тому +60

      @@WindHashira Martin, Robin Williams, and literally every Wayans brother would like a word, but I get it. Y'all gonna run that conversation into the ground lmao.

    • @madchunk5
      @madchunk5 3 місяці тому +6

      facts bro facts

    • @NUNYA-BIZNESS
      @NUNYA-BIZNESS 3 місяці тому +24

      ​@@christophermichael5764all they have is insults 😂 no brain power to discuss or debate 🤣

  • @papasmurf9205
    @papasmurf9205 2 місяці тому +120

    If you tell those jokes exactly how they’re written 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stiptreezy8481
    @stiptreezy8481 3 місяці тому +951

    This is why Dave will always be a legend. Perfect delivery.

  • @Munch-g7s
    @Munch-g7s 3 місяці тому +2327

    This dudes jokes are on a different level 😅😅

    • @walshy2116
      @walshy2116 3 місяці тому +3

      Yeah so different I didn't even laugh.

    • @Mystical_Deen
      @Mystical_Deen 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@walshy2116ok 💀

    • @nofckyou215
      @nofckyou215 2 місяці тому

      ​@walshy2116 I bet u cry during tampon commercials.

    • @GodsChild122
      @GodsChild122 2 місяці тому +3

      @@walshy2116😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂oh shit

    • @musamuhammed6164
      @musamuhammed6164 2 місяці тому

      ​@@walshy2116Look your doctor up. Your case might be depression and his lines can't and won't heal you. Now run along.😊

  • @amandasvlogs4810
    @amandasvlogs4810 2 місяці тому +207

    “If you tell those jokes exactly how they are written you should be fine 😂😂😂😂.”

  • @SenseiWolfe
    @SenseiWolfe 3 місяці тому +4444

    this prolly aint even a joke, he just gets up there and keeps it real

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 3 місяці тому +108

      But what happens when keeping it real goes wrong? Someone should look into that...

    • @smking_125
      @smking_125 3 місяці тому

      @@stevenclark1662😂I’m sure his wife and kids will be fine he’s “rich bitchhhh!” He literally says that. His joke book will be worth a shitload of money and somehow u don’t seem to see this?

    • @mikemck4796
      @mikemck4796 3 місяці тому +33

      So you think there was actually an infant in the ghetto that tried to sell Dave weed?
      Dave is not a comic who considers “keeping it real” a thing.

    • @lrus859
      @lrus859 3 місяці тому +13

      I somehow believed that he wa telling the complete truth!

    • @Paul4Krista20
      @Paul4Krista20 3 місяці тому +4

      “She keeps it REAL” 😅

  • @YeydanMaldo
    @YeydanMaldo 2 місяці тому +2229

    This dude got a natural talent to transform a sad feeling to a joy emotion

    • @SilasTheSilent
      @SilasTheSilent 2 місяці тому +25

      It's from the old Greek style of performance. Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin.

    • @cr8982
      @cr8982 2 місяці тому +2

      ​​@@SilasTheSilentnah, it was invented in Africa before Greece

    • @ScarletAngleGaara
      @ScarletAngleGaara 2 місяці тому +3

      @@cr8982Oh yeah? Then historically why is it called a Greek tragedy? Oh wait because it originated in Greece. Maybe you should learn before trying to correct people with incorrect “facts.”

    • @cr8982
      @cr8982 2 місяці тому +3

      @@ScarletAngleGaara Yeah. It's called Greek Tragedy in the West. People in the East were already doing it way before the Greeks. Maybe you should learn more world history before assuming your White history is all there is. 🤣

    • @ScarletAngleGaara
      @ScarletAngleGaara 2 місяці тому +1

      @@cr8982 Ab so you’re making this about race like a racist? How uncivilized of you. Even if I’m wrong I’m never racist as a response. Shame on you.

  • @theholisticguy
    @theholisticguy Місяць тому +3

    Dave is the Man….yet another perfect delivery!!! Hope he comes to Dallas soon so I can lmao 🤣 real time with The G.O.A.T!

  • @noirwolf1177
    @noirwolf1177 3 місяці тому +1095

    Chappelle is the best storytelling comedian

    • @antoniochasten3192
      @antoniochasten3192 3 місяці тому +8

      Behind Richard Pryor.

    • @harrisford97
      @harrisford97 3 місяці тому +2

      He’s rolla kosta is very unique…Legend..!.!

    • @tonio5646
      @tonio5646 3 місяці тому +4

      Bernie Mac or Dave…they both are incredibly talented in my opinion!!! Dave unfortunately has had a way longer career to capitalize on his opportunities compared to Bernie’s career. Love them both. They’re my top two all time.

    • @mikegould8215
      @mikegould8215 3 місяці тому +3

      Billy Connolly

    • @antoniochasten3192
      @antoniochasten3192 3 місяці тому +8

      @@mikegould8215 He and George Carlin are storytelling kings as well.

  • @ellejacobo1360
    @ellejacobo1360 2 місяці тому +1398

    Are you kidding me ? His last handwritten never released jokes are golden!!!

    • @Kshthymyla
      @Kshthymyla Місяць тому +15

      Worth literally more than the notebook’s weight in gold.

    • @mikewmccann
      @mikewmccann Місяць тому +9

      Literally anything an artist, musician, comedian leaves behind that was never revealed to the public will instantly increase in value.

    • @trninfan
      @trninfan Місяць тому +1

      No one wants to hear an hour-long set that's just 101 trans jokes

    • @primitiveorganism9571
      @primitiveorganism9571 Місяць тому +4

      @@trninfanyeah we do! Dems some of the best ones

    • @dyiorragray2019
      @dyiorragray2019 20 днів тому

      @@trninfanwhoop whoop

  • @PrettyTT412
    @PrettyTT412 Місяць тому +6

    He is a true comedian 😂

  • @heavyjmertes197
    @heavyjmertes197 3 місяці тому +2486

    The older David gets, the funnier he becomes, and that is saying a lot because the man has been incredibly funny his entire life!

    •  3 місяці тому +30

      Yea he was more wild when younger but more clever now, feeling fits the times

    • @dillonqaphsiel7977
      @dillonqaphsiel7977 3 місяці тому +5

      Nah he was never funny. His writers were but he ain't got them anymore

    • @zerubbabelsbridge
      @zerubbabelsbridge 3 місяці тому +16

      Stop the 🧢
      I'm not even sure that's even the same guy anymore.
      He's barely funny nowadays

    • @peterrooney3780
      @peterrooney3780 3 місяці тому

      Older he gets the finer it gets, ke a Cambodian woman's breast milk. Dyyyelan.

    • @deddrz2549
      @deddrz2549 3 місяці тому +5

      You definitely need to rewatch his old stuff then lol

  • @louiewatson9389
    @louiewatson9389 3 місяці тому +5586

    He told a filipina about a a treasure box and expected her not to open it. That's the real joke. 😂

    • @rogue_spirit
      @rogue_spirit 3 місяці тому

      You mean philippinas are gold diggers?

    • @Thr0mamay
      @Thr0mamay 3 місяці тому +1

      They have secret gold mines under their houses and digging for Japanese loot from WW2. I know of a guy that found gold installing a toilet. He been digging tunnels for years now, and never finished the toilet.

    • @bakedturkeys2132
      @bakedturkeys2132 3 місяці тому +83

      Fr

    • @jessyfretz5800
      @jessyfretz5800 3 місяці тому +307

      That's ANY woman!

    • @redwards3457
      @redwards3457 3 місяці тому

      At least he has the self awareness to realize that she's just another gold digger that's only with him for the money.

  • @Huddaz
    @Huddaz 3 дні тому +1

    Even a piece of paper with his name on it would sell for thousands his handwritten jokes would sell for millions, at least. That's more than i could ever hope to achieve. His family is set.
    Dave Chappelle is an icon and legend.
    It's funny if his wife doesn't realize that he will be remembered long after he is gone.
    Thank you for your work.

  • @BladeTrinity99
    @BladeTrinity99 3 місяці тому +4880

    Saying it’s a “Stupid Joke Book” that has made your family over 100 million is crazy

    • @G11713
      @G11713 3 місяці тому +131

      It's a lie for the joke.

    • @WhDatBoiG
      @WhDatBoiG 3 місяці тому +207

      ​@@G11713in the world of comedy, it's called the punchline of the joke, not a "lie for the joke."

    • @sagittarius420cheefie
      @sagittarius420cheefie 3 місяці тому +45

      She probably didn't know all that. To busy out there spending his money, when she should have been checking for other things, like future security.😂

    • @bannedmann4469
      @bannedmann4469 3 місяці тому +28

      I hope she’s not that brazen with her gold digging tendencies IRL.

    • @jonyemm
      @jonyemm 3 місяці тому +13

      You missed the point.

  • @arkandrada3305
    @arkandrada3305 3 місяці тому +2153

    Who does that?!? Your wife David… Your wife…🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChayilWomanGwen
    @ChayilWomanGwen 2 місяці тому +17

    Hes Simply the Best Comedian ever
    The other Comedians are in Great Company 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

  • @namkebanyanklariti
    @namkebanyanklariti 3 місяці тому +356

    One of the greatest storytelling comedian.

    • @aberamagold7509
      @aberamagold7509 3 місяці тому +8

      He's one of the best

    • @dustinb1070
      @dustinb1070 2 місяці тому

      It's either him or Pryor for sure. I kind of have him ahead of Pryor finally. Pyrors live at the sunset strip would still crush an audience of young people today without changing any of the words. That's how I judge who's the best. Who's specials are still funny 50 years later? Not many. Dave's specials are just as good and pushing 25 years later. But he's got killer after killer special. Pyrors other special is trash though. He's geeked out of his mind. I flip flop back and forth over their positions but I think Dave has to get it because of how many he has.

    • @JoeWillz82
      @JoeWillz82 2 місяці тому +1

      Nah, that’s Richard Pryor or Bernie Mac

    • @namkebanyanklariti
      @namkebanyanklariti 2 місяці тому

      @JoeWillz82 Richard Prior is a legend

  • @davidlane256
    @davidlane256 3 місяці тому +1721

    Plot twist: he knew she would look, so he swapped the gold bars for the jokes😂😂

    • @Annii_Oakley_
      @Annii_Oakley_ 3 місяці тому +47

      Most likely scenario! His trolling knows no bounds…

    • @jeanpitre5789
      @jeanpitre5789 2 місяці тому +28

      The jokes are worth way more honestly 🤣

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 2 місяці тому +15

      She could sell the jokes for millions.

    • @Zedonus0
      @Zedonus0 2 місяці тому +10

      But those jokes are literally Worth a gold bullion each. Never said how many jokes were in the book either.

    • @davidlane256
      @davidlane256 2 місяці тому +2

      @ it doesn’t mean that SHE knows their value

  • @cheryljoy83
    @cheryljoy83 2 місяці тому +100

    I freaking love Dave Chapelle. He's a legend and a fantastic comedian. I appreciate his talent and the laughter he brings!

    • @marykennedy3139
      @marykennedy3139 2 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MegazoneMusic23
      @MegazoneMusic23 2 місяці тому +1

      "I know I am NOT funnier than Dave Chappelle" - Kat Williams

    • @ryanslater674
      @ryanslater674 2 місяці тому +1

      Ummm ok calm down cheryl

    • @AEN6690
      @AEN6690 2 місяці тому

      Brilliant comic🎉 this story telling reality is so hilarious that wont think about the wife being so materialistic😂, just a worried b*tch hahaha😊

    • @FionaMooch
      @FionaMooch Місяць тому

      He’s a homophobic blk male calm down Cheryl.

  • @Dethmegadeth
    @Dethmegadeth 3 місяці тому +973

    Nobody wants to see a world without Dave, but I want yo hear these jokes😂

  • @obsessedwiththegreatness
    @obsessedwiththegreatness 3 місяці тому +2604

    Free Dave Chapelle jokes? Bro thats way better than money. Telling those jokes exactly how they're written is gonna make you more money than he would've left.

    • @TrevorJacobs-vr8ug
      @TrevorJacobs-vr8ug 3 місяці тому +31

      Well, you'll have to argue with some producers along the way but yeah it's worth it's weight in gold

    • @hashslanginmaster7239
      @hashslanginmaster7239 3 місяці тому +22

      And if he died, that show to hear his last jokes woulda been sold out fr

    • @jasonlewis3742
      @jasonlewis3742 3 місяці тому +16

      No it wouldn't. No matter how well they're written, whether they land or not depends entirely on delivery

    • @dannyreactsx
      @dannyreactsx 3 місяці тому +5

      Not really but go off

    • @ksmoothe
      @ksmoothe 3 місяці тому +6

      Just sell the book.

  • @itsjayn4538
    @itsjayn4538 5 днів тому +4

    peak delivery . peak pointe . peak comedian

  • @Alexander-gt4rc
    @Alexander-gt4rc 3 місяці тому +723

    And that is why this man is the goat. This story is the best.

    • @amariah1980
      @amariah1980 3 місяці тому +3

      Richard Pryor is still the goat.

    • @dezeefresh5257
      @dezeefresh5257 3 місяці тому

      No Daim Book go Work 4 No Woman. Worst, a Book of Jokes. U Mad. Wht she go Do w dat ? Auction it Off 2 a Group if Rich Comedians. They go say " I gt My Own Jokes ". But if it wz a Book Full of Inventions. Thn she Know she'll prob b Alrt. Prolly. It cd b a Bunch of Worthless Inventions.

    • @19plymouth95
      @19plymouth95 3 місяці тому

      I don't believe in calling anybody the goat....for anything....because.....you should know why.......🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔.

    • @mzaki4949
      @mzaki4949 3 місяці тому

      Women only care about what the man can do for them not about him.

  • @kimt1776
    @kimt1776 3 місяці тому +505

    Dave and his wife seem to have a wonderful relationship. I hope they stay together and in love for their whole lives ❤

    • @NicholsonNeisler-fz3gi
      @NicholsonNeisler-fz3gi 2 місяці тому +11

      I hope when they get divorced he dates several 22 year olds

    • @Really250
      @Really250 2 місяці тому +26

      ​@NicholsonNeisler-fz3gi i hope he never gets divorced

    • @cyd3174
      @cyd3174 2 місяці тому +4

      @@NicholsonNeisler-fz3gi
      Are you 22? 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @wakeup2realityostriches
      @wakeup2realityostriches 2 місяці тому

      ​@cyd3174 she's divorce material from this story alone. (DOESNT actually care about the kids) projects toxic feminity out the wazoo. But sadly most comedians are depressed and need any love. They can get...

    • @K37-h1z
      @K37-h1z 2 місяці тому +6

      They've been together for a while now

  • @faithbassed49
    @faithbassed49 3 місяці тому +96

    Hilarious punchline!!!!🤣. Dude is the GOAT!

  • @Coke_Hogan
    @Coke_Hogan 3 місяці тому +579

    Insane comedic leverage with that joke. 🔥🔥🔥

  • @claudshairandfood
    @claudshairandfood 2 місяці тому +322

    His wife must have so much fun with him! His humor will keep them married forever.

    • @yusufraage8554
      @yusufraage8554 Місяць тому +8

      She respects him and that will keep the marriage going.

    • @GDuncan8002
      @GDuncan8002 Місяць тому +4

      $omething will keep them married.

    • @VaughnThornton
      @VaughnThornton Місяць тому +5

      I would be thinking about divorcing my wife at that particular moment.

    • @sercastamere9853
      @sercastamere9853 Місяць тому

      @@yusufraage8554- Not sure you heard the same story we all did

    • @heathermartin6097
      @heathermartin6097 Місяць тому +7

      ​@VaughnThornton I've known a few guys who went with Phillipino women and all they cared about was money n bringing their family members over lol

  • @Poshartistgirl
    @Poshartistgirl 2 місяці тому +142

    I remember when Chapelle said he didn’t have “Shut Up” money when talking to his wife. Said he only had “Be Quiet” money. 😂

    • @leylaelmentfakh92
      @leylaelmentfakh92 2 місяці тому +6

      @Poshartistgirl oh that's hilarious🤣🤣🤣 thanks for sharing🙏🏾🙏🏾😉 do you happen to know where I can find this ski, please ? 🙏🏾🙏🏾☺️

    • @MichelleJohnson-gu6kw
      @MichelleJohnson-gu6kw 2 місяці тому +18

      I saw that and that was funny as hell. He said Jay Z had shut up money but he couldn't pull that with Beyonce cuz she had No you shut the fuck up money 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Poshartistgirl
      @Poshartistgirl 2 місяці тому

      @@leylaelmentfakh92 Just search for Dave Chapelle shut up money in UA-cam. 😃

    • @JohnSmith-bs9ym
      @JohnSmith-bs9ym Місяць тому +1

      Man, that "what about meeeee" attitude hits home though lol...Their first thought is never "are you okay?". It's "I'd have nothing"...

    • @cynthiaholland13
      @cynthiaholland13 Місяць тому

      ​@@JohnSmith-bs9ym it's nothing without him. Believe me, he is probably so heavily insured that she'd be set. But without your King it's nothing. Like I tell my husband I'd rather live under a bridge with him, than in a mansion without him. I know I'm crazy, even after 30 years

  • @SixTenVisuals
    @SixTenVisuals 2 місяці тому +202

    This man is STILL on a roll! He’s been owning it for 20+ years now. Even the Kings Of Comedy tour ain’t messin with Dave’s numbers😮

  • @boogitybear2283
    @boogitybear2283 Місяць тому +3

    The Greatest night of my life was seeing Dave Chappelle in Asheville, NC late 2019. I attended his first show; liked him so much I went on my phone to purchase another ticket for the second show. The second show was even better! He is one of a kind!😂

  • @thomascollins4325
    @thomascollins4325 2 місяці тому +122

    Chappelle knocks it out of the park!!!
    Dave's the man!!! 👍👍👍👍👍

  • @skylarmason573
    @skylarmason573 3 місяці тому +476

    Damn that punchline was good. He is so good with making his punchline hit that little bit harder the way he delivers it

    • @DuneAction
      @DuneAction 3 місяці тому

      Especially when his punchline “and I kicked her in the pussy” hits you and you didn’t even see it coming!😅

  • @nordicpink
    @nordicpink Місяць тому +4

    This is freaking hilarious!!! That’s what she gets. How dare she opens it while he still lives!😂😂😂

  • @moookymookerson3229
    @moookymookerson3229 2 місяці тому +1272

    I pray to god Chappelle lives a long and healthy life. That man has been putting a smile on my face since i was a lil kid. Shit wouldent b the same without the goat

    • @FionaMooch
      @FionaMooch Місяць тому

      He’s a blk man that hates gays…Idk man the fact that he’s not untouchable kinda makes me pleased since he went into hiding, I like that he’s bald considering his hair texture would make him more unattractive. He’s never really been funny, apparently he has a wife, which isn’t cool, considering he has the option to stay celibate and abstinent.

    • @Watcher40K9
      @Watcher40K9 Місяць тому +1

      This was my first time hearing him speak in years, and I really hope his throat is healthy.

    • @FionaMooch
      @FionaMooch Місяць тому +1

      @@moookymookerson3229 he’s not a good person

    • @MorganEllon
      @MorganEllon Місяць тому +6

      ​@@FionaMoochNeither are you, but at least he's funny.

    • @FionaMooch
      @FionaMooch Місяць тому +1

      @@MorganEllon he’s evil

  • @1andonlyFrogod
    @1andonlyFrogod 3 місяці тому +594

    Absolute legend.

  • @johnrueck7659
    @johnrueck7659 13 днів тому +3

    Dave is an absolute Icon! Leaving his family his joke book, them not getting it, then him using it as material? He is a good dude and a genius, like Chaplin, The Stooges, Murphy or Carlin. Long Live Chappelle!

  • @Dubber4
    @Dubber4 3 місяці тому +197

    Dave loves taking you thru an emotional roller coaster 😭🐐

  • @Breakfast.pancake
    @Breakfast.pancake 3 місяці тому +328

    Dave is a comedy Legend.

    • @christophertoole6994
      @christophertoole6994 3 місяці тому

      OK bro, we fucking get it now. Please say a comment they actually pertains to the joke he made

    • @jojomojoooooo
      @jojomojoooooo 3 місяці тому +4

      @@christophertoole6994damn my nigga jus sayin he da goat chill 😂

  • @charismapatterson4984
    @charismapatterson4984 2 місяці тому +4

    Absolutely hilarious....she fell for it so bad😭🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @earthsgard
    @earthsgard 3 місяці тому +227

    You get attacked too 😅😅😅😅😅😅 id say his family at home are sick of his jokes lol 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @mrwavey4801
    @mrwavey4801 3 місяці тому +138

    Chapelle is a living legend he paints a picture with his words it’s like you feel like your their with him when he starts talking he might be my number 1 comedian

    • @michaelhaydenbell
      @michaelhaydenbell 3 місяці тому

      Calm the fuck down it's a basic story, are you serious??

    • @MH-wm6df
      @MH-wm6df 2 місяці тому +3

      There with him. Not their with him.

    • @angelajohnson9166
      @angelajohnson9166 2 дні тому

      @MH: just to add to that; it's you're 🚫 your

    • @MH-wm6df
      @MH-wm6df День тому

      @@angelajohnson9166 ha of course. There are plenty more too! Hehe

  • @BlahMcJones
    @BlahMcJones 2 місяці тому +14

    That's one of the best jokes of this century. Leave it to Chappelle to keep raising the bar. 😂

  • @adamduncan5371
    @adamduncan5371 3 місяці тому +40

    Hes a comedian those jokes are gold!

  • @robedmund9948
    @robedmund9948 2 місяці тому +46

    This man is on another level! Thank God for comedians and their world view!!

  • @SirLadn
    @SirLadn Місяць тому +4

    That man has reached stand up levels, Beyond the capabilities of the human mind. He's an alien

  • @MADXBLU
    @MADXBLU 3 місяці тому +62

    That was a good one! 🤣😂🤣
    Dave Chapelle is definitely one of the GOAT of our time.

    • @PokepoppinTV
      @PokepoppinTV 2 місяці тому +3

      Ah yes, the greatest of all time of our time.

    • @able34bravo37
      @able34bravo37 2 місяці тому

      ​@@PokepoppinTVI feel privileged to have seen one of the greatest of all time during our time in my time.

  • @scotthanson32117
    @scotthanson32117 3 місяці тому +116

    Dave Chapelle is the Goat . And not only that . He is a rare gem of humanity.
    ❤️ this guy .

    • @American-BadAss732
      @American-BadAss732 3 місяці тому +6

      All the good comedians are the ones that have a heart and see things a certain way

  • @MichaelStefano-k3b
    @MichaelStefano-k3b Місяць тому +2

    “If you tell those jokes exactly as they’re written, you should be fine”
    I just imagine her summoning up the courage to tell his stupid jokes at a funeral 😂

  • @colbyrodgers863
    @colbyrodgers863 2 місяці тому +639

    That is such a well written joke lol. I quit watching stand up a few years ago for many reasons but I recently started seeing Dave's clips and I'm probably going to watch these

    • @thereplacer88
      @thereplacer88 2 місяці тому +5

      Definitely do. There’s a punchline that’s hilarious that follows this joke that you would only get if you watched the whole thing

    • @returntosender2
      @returntosender2 2 місяці тому

      No this wasn't even remotely funny

    • @hankrearden20
      @hankrearden20 2 місяці тому +5

      Him and Bill Burr have defined contemporary comedy for me.

    • @erickvarela79
      @erickvarela79 2 місяці тому +1

      why did u stop watching stand up? lol

    • @iceewicc
      @iceewicc 2 місяці тому +4

      @@returntosender2Jokes can be subjective when it comes to what is considered funny.

  • @TjasseMartins-qe8im
    @TjasseMartins-qe8im 2 місяці тому +89

    The single GREATEST person to stand up on a stage and make us laugh while he just tells us what he thinks. His voice and perspective will forever be in my mind, grateful.

  • @taram1268
    @taram1268 2 місяці тому +1

    I LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF HIM😂😂😂😂 MY MAN & I WENT TO HIS SHOW IN CLEVELAND & FREAKING AMAZING AS WE ALSO LIVE IN OHIO 😘

  • @delisaembry-mapp8602
    @delisaembry-mapp8602 2 місяці тому +23

    That was CLASSIC! 🤣🤣 He had me rolling!😆😆🤣

  • @MrEpheezy
    @MrEpheezy 3 місяці тому +7

    Dave is filled with authenticity.
    I love you brother

  • @missbusiness1216
    @missbusiness1216 2 місяці тому +1

    You dont need make up Dave. Don't do that again 😂😂😂😂
    Funny ass😂😂😂

  • @kamenriderovant9676
    @kamenriderovant9676 3 місяці тому +278

    Wife tried to pull a fast one. 😅

  • @cayde7207
    @cayde7207 3 місяці тому +16

    Untold jokes written by a top comedian of our time… heck that’ll make big money 😂

  • @TexanTalk28
    @TexanTalk28 Місяць тому +1

    That book would set his family up for generations, financially. You can’t start telling Dave Chapelle jokes on stage if you’re not Dave Chapelle. Especially not after he’s deceased. I guarantee you that book is already worth $15 million

  • @dark_alien7145
    @dark_alien7145 3 місяці тому +350

    At least he left something

    • @FloannMcIntosh-vj3vy
      @FloannMcIntosh-vj3vy 3 місяці тому +3

      @dark_alien7145 •3d: What did he leave to his family in South Carolina. Let her get a job!

    • @dark_alien7145
      @dark_alien7145 3 місяці тому +4

      @@FloannMcIntosh-vj3vy a book of jokes

    • @FloannMcIntosh-vj3vy
      @FloannMcIntosh-vj3vy 3 місяці тому +1

      @@dark_alien7145 11/01/24: Just as old that narcissistic racist bigot said during 1618 Slavery, "that nigga boy in love with me and he does anything to please. He would stand in front of a pitbull to save me. Therefore, I releases him into the world all he want is my daughters and those daughters and sons with my DNA called house niggas. Look around you you black faces proved his point
      Amen!

  • @singleasasin
    @singleasasin 3 місяці тому +19

    Bish got roasted like a peanut ! ... 😂😂😂

    • @zakadams762
      @zakadams762 3 місяці тому +3

      Don't bring peanut into this

  • @yungvoorheez5874
    @yungvoorheez5874 Місяць тому +4

    I didn’t know he was married let alone had a beautiful Asian wife, dude’s got elite game that he will never tell nor give anyone, That’s what was actaully in the safe deposit box

  • @ZRillaaa
    @ZRillaaa 9 днів тому +2

    He talm bout “if you tell those jokes exactly how theyre written, you & the kids should be fine”😭😂😂😭😂😂😭😭😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im fking crying gang😭😭😭😭

  • @geelovesyou8227
    @geelovesyou8227 2 місяці тому +7

    I love this guy!! He is truly the goat..

  • @kghtetkyaing6306
    @kghtetkyaing6306 3 місяці тому +58

    something special about this guy is his delivery ... man I'm dying

  • @markarroyo9266
    @markarroyo9266 2 місяці тому +3

    May God Bless Mr David Chappelle and his family 🙏

  • @MRT408
    @MRT408 3 місяці тому +28

    A true master of his craft. Well done, sir!

  • @QuintonJanurary22
    @QuintonJanurary22 3 місяці тому +45

    After Dave said bug bunny was one of his biggest influences, you really can notice the small mannerisms lol 🐐

  • @jamesmir89
    @jamesmir89 22 дні тому

    A true genius walking amongst us. We’ll talk about Dave Chappelle long after he’s gone.

  • @dannypowell594
    @dannypowell594 2 місяці тому +8

    Top 3 funniest people to ever live

    • @anandaswarupa108
      @anandaswarupa108 2 місяці тому

      Agree…along with Katt and Tucker!

    • @lovelylisacarson5600
      @lovelylisacarson5600 2 місяці тому

      Bernie Mac, Martin Lawrence, Dave Chapelle, Katt Williams, and Mike Epps.

    • @markaddison4642
      @markaddison4642 2 місяці тому

      7th or 8th. Richard Pryor, Redd Foxx, Eddie Murphy,Flip Wilson, Dick Gregory,Paul Mooney, Bill Cosby.

  • @Star_of_the_new_moon
    @Star_of_the_new_moon 3 місяці тому +196

    Lol 😅 didn't expect that

  • @PaulaChambers-i4d
    @PaulaChambers-i4d 3 дні тому

    I love Dave Chappelle, a true comedian❤

  • @terronricketts5867
    @terronricketts5867 3 місяці тому +19

    He’s right, make a posthumous writing and call it “The Book of Dave”, millions.

  • @williamj.dovejr.8613
    @williamj.dovejr.8613 3 місяці тому +10

    If he writes a book, it will be number one in a week.

  • @Prettiest-EYEZ
    @Prettiest-EYEZ 2 місяці тому +3

    Dave is so hilarious 😂. I needed this laugh 🤣

  • @richardsmith8790
    @richardsmith8790 3 місяці тому +17

    Jokes 😂 I'm not leaving you the fish baby just the rod 😅

  • @PatrickRalpho
    @PatrickRalpho 3 місяці тому +24

    A fuckn titan in comedy world

  • @SuperTmoney
    @SuperTmoney 2 місяці тому +2

    Dave Chappell is a genius

  • @Big..Rank..52
    @Big..Rank..52 3 місяці тому +13

    lmao 🤣🔥🔥!!!! Dave Chappelle a goat 🐐

  • @user-bf2qs4rt4r
    @user-bf2qs4rt4r 2 місяці тому +8

    He is freaking hilarious 😂. I'm so glad he's back doing tours! We gotta see him when he comes around again!

  • @Patrick-ryan-collins
    @Patrick-ryan-collins 2 місяці тому +4

    Id love to have Chappelle's joke book.... the man is a master.

  • @TheKisj
    @TheKisj 2 місяці тому +18

    He's a god of comedy, and you can't convince me otherwise

  • @rococoblue
    @rococoblue Місяць тому +3

    😂 i would have stored my playboy collection under the joke book and my autograph book.😂

  • @aksdenver
    @aksdenver 2 місяці тому

    A genius comedian. In his return to the States, I saw him at Red Rocks Amphitheater. He was as strong an entertainer as the Rocks are as the perfect place to be. He is up there with George Carlin in sharing the bitter truth of reality with a spoonful of humor.

  • @jollygoodgordon5580
    @jollygoodgordon5580 Місяць тому +4

    Would be funny hearing his wife in real time with that Filipina accent 😂

  • @UncleEarl97
    @UncleEarl97 2 місяці тому +3

    Didn’t see that one coming! Hilarious! Oh and the, “did you get attacked too?” Was so funny! Love this guy’s humor.

  • @superduperfelixparker6252
    @superduperfelixparker6252 3 місяці тому +51

    If Dave died but his wife started doing standup with jokes from that book I feel like it would be bigger than Dave’s shows 😂

  • @jeffcanada8897
    @jeffcanada8897 2 місяці тому +4

    Oh my goodness. This guy is brilliant!

  • @77mpickett
    @77mpickett 3 дні тому

    His delivery is impeccable brings you in with the tender moment then nails u with the punchline

  • @Hugh_Jannis
    @Hugh_Jannis Місяць тому +3

    "I opened that box and there was nothing in there" 😂

  • @ocayaro
    @ocayaro 3 місяці тому +8

    She was in the audience laughing her head off.

  • @liamroberts2576
    @liamroberts2576 3 дні тому

    A rare moment where his jokes actually funky

  • @Ninja-ix6lr
    @Ninja-ix6lr 2 місяці тому +5

    Dave Chapelle is just brilliant! Just at another level!!!😅😅😂😂🤣😂😅😅🤪

  • @demetrrius3000
    @demetrrius3000 3 місяці тому +16

    LOLOL this dude is hilarious 😂😂