getting a haircut from your mom

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  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  5 років тому +17925

    my mom really likes it when i make these videos. follow me on twitter if you want to be my mom too @Gusbuckets.

    • @minillaman6717
      @minillaman6717 5 років тому +16

      Sup dude, love your vids

    • @rachelnstephens
      @rachelnstephens 5 років тому +16

      Thank God I wasn't born a boy - because my mom does cut my younger brother's hair.

    • @thebeddybyeguy9522
      @thebeddybyeguy9522 5 років тому

      Stevestanlej J daaaaaaa I like doods

    • @TheRatchet12146
      @TheRatchet12146 5 років тому +34

      Gus, I don’t know how to say this, but your ass (sorry for the profanity) has a crack in it. I’ll be praying for your ass to get better, boi 🙏

    • @theguywithevids
      @theguywithevids 5 років тому +7

      Can you please take this down Gus I didn't give you permission to film me in my home and I feel personally attacked

  • @jlebad2308
    @jlebad2308 5 років тому +17758

    This is Gus' most natural character.

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 5 років тому +403

      James Le Bas idk, Imbiamba Jomes feels even more natural to me haha! But they’re both such good characters. It’s impressive that his two best acts are of a toddler and a mom haha!

    • @jlebad2308
      @jlebad2308 5 років тому +317

      @@princessaria He's a one-man broken family.

    • @meekfish4621
      @meekfish4621 5 років тому +70

      what character? you mean when she plays the man, bus jackson?

    • @jhandle900
      @jhandle900 5 років тому +17

      @@meekfish4621 Gub*

    • @khalifa8593
      @khalifa8593 5 років тому +2

      Tru

  • @TinyTeacupReads
    @TinyTeacupReads 5 років тому +30069

    I feel like even Sven forgets that that isn't actually his mom.

    • @VenterNine
      @VenterNine 5 років тому +627

      TinyTeacup acting at it’s finest

    • @lei.7970
      @lei.7970 5 років тому +844

      Method acting? Stockholm Syndrome? Either way it’s workin’, so I’d say the answer is a firm “yes!”

    • @brooklynesantos2371
      @brooklynesantos2371 5 років тому +559

      Wait, is it not his mom?

    • @VenterNine
      @VenterNine 5 років тому +285

      Brooklyne Santos this is all ironic dude, that’s obviously his mom

    • @hnanetoo
      @hnanetoo 5 років тому +76

      Poor Sven doesn’t even know who is his real mom🤣🤣

  • @danielhounshell2526
    @danielhounshell2526 4 роки тому +4563

    "I'm 43 just like every other year"
    This is the most accurate part of this entire skit.

    • @thetangerine5747
      @thetangerine5747 4 роки тому +14

      I swear this entire video is my mom to the T.

    • @arbiter-
      @arbiter- 4 роки тому +12

      I feel that and I'm 27

    • @wool578
      @wool578 3 роки тому +1

      Is especially true for Gus himself lol

    • @sansglasses1883
      @sansglasses1883 3 роки тому +7

      Honestly though whenever it's my moms birthday she always says she's turning 28 so I have no idea how old she is lol

    • @thetangerine5747
      @thetangerine5747 3 роки тому +2

      @@sansglasses1883 my mom uses 39 XD. I actually didn't know until I had to ask for school.

  • @lofttm969
    @lofttm969 5 років тому +8142

    “Single digits can go up to nine”
    This is the best response to the “single digits” argument I’ve ever heard. Brilliant.

    • @aggressivelythicctrap2455
      @aggressivelythicctrap2455 5 років тому +2

      Thewhat

    • @iggystardust9236
      @iggystardust9236 5 років тому +21

      How is that brilliant?? It's literally common sense. People throw "genius" around too much nowadays.

    • @taliaroses
      @taliaroses 5 років тому +129

      @@iggystardust9236 you must be fun at parties

    • @scrongus1959
      @scrongus1959 5 років тому +2

      Nine isn’t that big

    • @iggystardust9236
      @iggystardust9236 5 років тому +51

      @@taliaroses Wouldn't know. Never been invited. People say I'm annoying for some reason.

  • @metalmissile8837
    @metalmissile8837 5 років тому +5713

    I love how Sven didn't even try to not break character throughout the whole sketch.

    • @MookalH
      @MookalH 5 років тому +390

      MetalMissile Sven doesn’t even have a character here he’s just pretending Gus is his mom lol

    • @iluapJ
      @iluapJ 5 років тому +203

      Actually if you look closely Sven is a character played by Eddie

    • @中村-r4m
      @中村-r4m 5 років тому +20

      @@iluapJ Woah I didn't even notice

    • @Patrick-li8nh
      @Patrick-li8nh 4 роки тому +6

      I bet Sven was *very* concerned about his hair/head.

    • @ihsahnakerfeldt9280
      @ihsahnakerfeldt9280 4 роки тому

      @@iluapJ I don't understand. Who's Eddie?

  • @battleframestudios8989
    @battleframestudios8989 4 роки тому +3570

    "Mom, there's no way it's a hybrid."
    "Well it's part car and part family, so..."
    I want Mom jokes to become a thing like Dad jokes. That's an untapped gold mine of material.

    • @hielkehalma5170
      @hielkehalma5170 4 роки тому +5

      FU=

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 4 роки тому +31

      Mom jokes are the "your mom..." jokes. What you're proposing is just dad jokes done by the mom.

    • @battleframestudios8989
      @battleframestudios8989 4 роки тому +83

      @@lred1383 No those are YOUR mom jokes. There's a difference.

    • @lred1383
      @lred1383 4 роки тому +13

      @@battleframestudios8989 Nope, that's just what these formats are called. Dad jokes are bad puns, usually tonedeaf and uncalled for, and mom jokes are usually about having had sex with her or her being fat, and a plethora of ironic subversions of that format. There's no such thing as "your mom jokes", they're just mom jokes. Mom jokes are ABOUT the mom, dad jokes are BY the dad. Different categories entirely, never intended to be used together

    • @battleframestudios8989
      @battleframestudios8989 4 роки тому +55

      @@lred1383 your mom jokes definitely exist. Idk who told you they were fake.

  • @proteinone4855
    @proteinone4855 5 років тому +9229

    I love the fact that these feel unscripted, it makes them even better

    • @ythandlerandom1278LK
      @ythandlerandom1278LK 5 років тому +1182

      It's probably a loose script, and for sure there's a bunch of improv! You can hear them bursting into laughter so often that it's gotta be off the cuff

    • @user-xj2sm3xd5l
      @user-xj2sm3xd5l 5 років тому +412

      I feel like if they write a script, it’s like two sentences long at most. Professional good boys

    • @dogac_
      @dogac_ 5 років тому +386

      The whole script is "Mom gives haircut to Sven" and the rest is improv

    • @ythandlerandom1278LK
      @ythandlerandom1278LK 5 років тому +258

      @@user-xj2sm3xd5l exactly. It's probably like
      1. Mom shows up unannounced
      2. Mom claims she's here to cut sons hair
      3.?????
      4. Profit/Laughs

    • @doffrey5342
      @doffrey5342 5 років тому +33

      Right, if they werent laughing it would not be as funny for sure

  • @thomasinham
    @thomasinham 5 років тому +17787

    I feel like Sven was genuinely afraid at times that Gus was actually going to cut his hair

    • @dma93-ch
      @dma93-ch 5 років тому +474

      it's called method acting

    • @sven464
      @sven464 5 років тому +42

      Thomas Gadel I was

    • @NeroVingian40
      @NeroVingian40 5 років тому +9

      Sven wrong Sven

    • @satan3034
      @satan3034 4 роки тому +78

      That’s his mom, not Gus.

    • @cjrockband
      @cjrockband 4 роки тому +17

      1:45

  • @gollwand
    @gollwand 4 роки тому +1876

    He plays it so well that I don't even question that mustache.

  • @troostan2776
    @troostan2776 4 роки тому +8992

    This isn’t a character anymore. This is just Gus.

    • @chickensoup9489
      @chickensoup9489 4 роки тому +13

      Sal Vulcano is ur pfp cue star? Who is that?

    • @Dizzyadi
      @Dizzyadi 4 роки тому +1

      “Always has been.”

    • @gwaan422
      @gwaan422 4 роки тому +4

      Yooo Sal what is up my dude

    • @troostan2776
      @troostan2776 4 роки тому +2

      1k subs with no videos challenge! What’s up man

    • @aned6644
      @aned6644 4 роки тому

      cuestar? iis that you?

  • @zoroarkissueregion
    @zoroarkissueregion 5 років тому +7057

    “It’s part car and part family”

    • @roach5187
      @roach5187 5 років тому +1

      zoroarkissueregion I looked like a skinhead

    • @jthweatt412
      @jthweatt412 5 років тому +34

      how has that never been used for a minivan ad?

    • @shutupsavannah2195
      @shutupsavannah2195 5 років тому +13

      PART BOY PART CAR. BOYCAR THE PROTECTOR AND KING OF CHILLEDALPHIA.

    • @weaponizedmemes3461
      @weaponizedmemes3461 5 років тому

      Literally no argument against that.

    • @wetsock111
      @wetsock111 5 років тому

      zoroarkissueregion iconic line

  • @xx-vy2dx
    @xx-vy2dx 4 роки тому +1674

    "This stupid ear is in the way."
    I like the implication that Sven's mom would shave his ear off without hesitation if he wasn't being so fussy about it.

  • @cronicheatwavess
    @cronicheatwavess 5 років тому +4227

    Even with a full moustache I was half convinced he was actually a real mother

  • @kuroba6775
    @kuroba6775 5 років тому +4867

    “Anything that has a button is a computer, and I don’t understand it”
    *that is the most accurate representation of a mom ever*

  • @alitheweeb1068
    @alitheweeb1068 4 роки тому +1770

    "I'm not gay, mom I'm not gay."
    "When are you just gonna accept that you're gay?"

    • @electrofennec7057
      @electrofennec7057 4 роки тому +30

      I read this like they were lyrics to a freaking song.

    • @memerman9268
      @memerman9268 4 роки тому +5

      @@electrofennec7057 YES

    • @dewayne8340
      @dewayne8340 3 роки тому +6

      Fujoshis: The Older Years

    • @ChanterelleRoseo
      @ChanterelleRoseo 3 роки тому +20

      This is my family. I swear I’m not gay I’m just weird!

    • @memerman9268
      @memerman9268 3 роки тому +13

      @@ChanterelleRoseo dude ur totally gay

  • @rigeleklund5960
    @rigeleklund5960 4 роки тому +5094

    “Single digits can go up to 9”. So freakin good

  • @Oliver2Jarvis
    @Oliver2Jarvis 5 років тому +2186

    I love that gus plays the mom with his huge midwestern, blue collar moustache.

  • @TheXander2099
    @TheXander2099 3 роки тому +203

    "my instinct as a mother is to protect you"
    *"you threw it at me"*

  • @AbbreviatedReviews
    @AbbreviatedReviews 5 років тому +4643

    I'm not entirely convinced that Gus isn't actually Sven's mom.

    • @IAmSadlyVODS
      @IAmSadlyVODS 5 років тому +2

      Abbreviated Reviews WUT HOW CRAZY WHY WOULDN’T YOU THINK THAT THE STUPID PEOPLE NOW DAYS

    • @satan3034
      @satan3034 5 років тому +23

      K-B-D-G
      Gus needs to spank you.

    • @ew98
      @ew98 5 років тому +38

      well they do have the same last name..

    • @Commissioner_Gorgon
      @Commissioner_Gorgon 3 роки тому +5

      That's a conspiracy thoery

    • @Beregond1861
      @Beregond1861 3 роки тому +3

      Quick, somebody tell Dave Schappel!

  • @elliecampbell6951
    @elliecampbell6951 4 роки тому +5130

    “I’m gonna smell like a goodwill”, “no you’re going to smell like a good boy”

    • @cramnberry
      @cramnberry 4 роки тому +11

      My name is yours without the “bell”

    • @elliecampbell6951
      @elliecampbell6951 4 роки тому +23

      MMM hello ellie camp

    • @isetmfriendsofire
      @isetmfriendsofire 4 роки тому +6

      If you act like it

    • @tyetr9853
      @tyetr9853 4 роки тому +5

      I turned your 999 to 1k.
      You will praise me.

    • @polipix_
      @polipix_ 4 роки тому +3

      Good job, you said a quote from the video, do you want a fucking medal for it

  • @Emerald_Emperor
    @Emerald_Emperor 3 роки тому +289

    Why is it when gus acts like a middle aged man he shaves but when hes acting like svens mom he keeps the mustache

  • @PJ-wt4kx
    @PJ-wt4kx 4 роки тому +2385

    "When have I ever insulted you about your appearance or your sexuality, huh?"
    "Repeatedly"

    • @sarroumarbeu6810
      @sarroumarbeu6810 3 роки тому +3

      xDDD

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 3 роки тому +3

      To accurate.

    • @brethebird3148
      @brethebird3148 3 роки тому +5

      Yes they said that in the video

    • @wasabi5932
      @wasabi5932 3 роки тому

      @@sarroumarbeu6810 whats so funny about it he just quoted the video

    • @sarroumarbeu6810
      @sarroumarbeu6810 3 роки тому +2

      @@wasabi5932 the vid was funny, finding a quote that made me laugh makes me laugh again... Enough of an explanation?

  • @DanteRavioli
    @DanteRavioli 5 років тому +7226

    *Battery falls out*
    Gus: "Fix it you're good with computers"

    • @Necx
      @Necx 5 років тому +19

      Dante Ravioli I love your videos

    • @lnd.ventra5162
      @lnd.ventra5162 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @leonardo-ed9kk
      @leonardo-ed9kk 4 роки тому +4

      Dante Ravioli hello Dante!!!!!

    • @br7ce119
      @br7ce119 4 роки тому +5

      Ah yes, a man of culture as well

    • @MickZarco
      @MickZarco 4 роки тому +1

      Waddup El Thicc Boi!

  • @LilAnnThrax
    @LilAnnThrax 4 роки тому +322

    I love how actually terrified Sven is this whole video

  • @Simpsxn
    @Simpsxn 5 років тому +2319

    "When have I ever insulted you about your appearance or your sexuality HUH?"
    "Repeatedly."

  • @RambutanRam
    @RambutanRam 5 років тому +5344

    Gus's acting is so good he melts into his roles. I legitimately think that's his actual mom sometimes. The arm grab at 2:48 is too real

    • @spIette
      @spIette 5 років тому +313

      I think he's a real good observer of those little things and then perfectly reproduces them in a slightly exaggerated way

    • @ridokousennin8747
      @ridokousennin8747 4 роки тому +25

      @@navneet1464 ??? Why bring that up here?

    • @navneet1464
      @navneet1464 4 роки тому +5

      @@ridokousennin8747 j creating awareness

    • @TAOEXPRESS
      @TAOEXPRESS 4 роки тому +14

      @@navneet1464 dont do that, what the hell, just dont. there is no reason to bring that up, this is a COMEDY VIDEO.

    • @jemberlou
      @jemberlou 4 роки тому +7

      Vladimir what did he say?

  • @arbiter-
    @arbiter- 4 роки тому +226

    It's lovely that Sven grew up with two loving mothers and a father.

  • @boogrlovr
    @boogrlovr 5 років тому +2498

    “it’s just soap!” LOL that’s how my dad is. no dad, i’m not going to shower with dawn dish soap. i don’t care if they use it on the ducks in the commercials

    • @judewaide8328
      @judewaide8328 5 років тому +79

      Just use shampoo as soap! IT'S ALL JUST SOAPPPP

    • @kittyhurd4207
      @kittyhurd4207 5 років тому +36

      That's quackery

    • @eysteinglumru2742
      @eysteinglumru2742 5 років тому +42

      Pro tip: if you shower with dish soap after handling poison oak/ivy/sumac, you won't get a rash

    • @gummibear696
      @gummibear696 5 років тому +48

      Dawn dish soap is widely used for humans and animals and works wonders. Tide laundry detergent does not.

    • @claudineriley6953
      @claudineriley6953 5 років тому +4

      Thanks for the laugh!

  • @rubikthegeek2138
    @rubikthegeek2138 5 років тому +2993

    "How are you ever gonna get a girl?"
    -School
    -College
    -Girlfriend
    -Grandchildren
    These are the only 4 stages moms are aware of.

    • @bone_jar
      @bone_jar 4 роки тому +27

      Job?

    • @rokukou
      @rokukou 4 роки тому +49

      tired egg
      school
      college/job
      girlfriend
      grandchildren

    • @namelesss8226
      @namelesss8226 4 роки тому +84

      @@rokukou for a sec, i tout tat tired egg was a stage lmao

    • @rokukou
      @rokukou 4 роки тому +51

      aninnocentchild ah yes, the most important stage in life: tired egg

    • @issacol1160
      @issacol1160 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao wedding???!

  • @the_jingo
    @the_jingo 3 роки тому +367

    "anything that got a button is a computer"
    so a shirt is a computer

  • @EvanF
    @EvanF 5 років тому +2781

    glad that carol is svending time with her kids again

    • @zedaddy3530
      @zedaddy3530 5 років тому +41

      Sir it was a good time seeing you now please leave

    • @aaronragasa6173
      @aaronragasa6173 5 років тому +7

      I wouldn’t think I’d see you in the wild

    • @GermaphobeMusic
      @GermaphobeMusic 5 років тому +47

      that pun was disGUSting

    • @mrmarshfellow
      @mrmarshfellow 5 років тому +1

      Very cool

    • @zedaddy3530
      @zedaddy3530 5 років тому +9

      @@GermaphobeMusic siR NO

  • @josiepaul4711
    @josiepaul4711 5 років тому +1371

    I like that this is two brothers just making fun of their mom for five minutes and bonding 😂

  • @awesomerinc.8553
    @awesomerinc.8553 4 роки тому +309

    "I'm gonna smell like a Goodwill for a week."
    "No, you're gonna smell like a good boy, if you act like it."
    💀💀💀

  • @Spubbles
    @Spubbles 5 років тому +934

    "Have you ever drank before?"
    "Yeah a little bit"
    "You're dead"

    • @metic3252
      @metic3252 5 років тому +7

      "i had a little beer"*

  • @LowBudgetHistory
    @LowBudgetHistory 5 років тому +2568

    Anyone notice that their mom looks a lot like Gus? Genetics are crazy man.

    • @emma-ru8ig
      @emma-ru8ig 5 років тому +45

      Low Budget History nO cAuSe tHaT iS gUs sToOpId uEhUehUehUeE

    • @greben2509
      @greben2509 5 років тому +53

      @@emma-ru8ig oMg r/wuoozh yOu sTupId bItcH iT a JokE

    • @tavicotavio
      @tavicotavio 5 років тому +45

      @@greben2509 LOOL NOOB HE WAS JOKING HAHA R/WOSH LOSER

    • @eysteinglumru2742
      @eysteinglumru2742 5 років тому +48

      I think it's the moustache

    • @greben2509
      @greben2509 5 років тому +8

      @@tavicotavio uH wOt daT meEnn?

  • @koopakoo3813
    @koopakoo3813 3 роки тому +30

    I love how perfect these are. They’re shouting at each other but you can tell they love each other.

  • @luvibugi
    @luvibugi 5 років тому +7045

    *“Ass isn’t a swear word, it’s in the Bible”* this has actually been used as an excuse to curse by my conservative mother oml

    • @ashleycorp349
      @ashleycorp349 5 років тому +57

      k a r i n a ass isn't a curse word thpugh

    • @MrFredstt
      @MrFredstt 5 років тому +166

      Wasn't ass just another name for donkey?

    • @clay9168
      @clay9168 5 років тому +72

      It's used in older translations to refer to donkies xD

    • @buddyguy4723
      @buddyguy4723 5 років тому +15

      You mean like at 1:17

    • @Milk88488
      @Milk88488 5 років тому +36

      Rape isn't a crime because it's in the bible

  • @MattRosvideos
    @MattRosvideos 5 років тому +602

    Gus is a natural at playing the mom/stepmom role

    • @kirbonzobean9786
      @kirbonzobean9786 5 років тому +18

      I think he might be a mom

    • @MattRosvideos
      @MattRosvideos 5 років тому +7

      @@kirbonzobean9786 That would make sense...

    • @timhook2086
      @timhook2086 5 років тому +1

      Cybercop a Man I Like to Fondle

    • @PyroNinja713
      @PyroNinja713 5 років тому +3

      Stepmom? They aren't making videos on corn club too, are they? Lmao

    • @equilibrium8144
      @equilibrium8144 4 роки тому

      Did you get the "stepmom" from 1:16

  • @F-Raptor-mq7ph
    @F-Raptor-mq7ph 3 роки тому +61

    2:27 Sven's acting of not knowing how to respond is epic

  • @CassandraBankson
    @CassandraBankson 5 років тому +2117

    *Was about to watch this but then my assbraids started acting up*

    • @itshk9427
      @itshk9427 5 років тому +21

      GODDAMMIT CASSANDRA 😂

    • @LastbutNotFirst
      @LastbutNotFirst 5 років тому +11

      why do you get a check mark next to your name.. are you special. oh you are a youtuber. n/m.

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 5 років тому

      Damn

    • @sheperinogaming1986
      @sheperinogaming1986 5 років тому +4

      my flooropian tubes started acking up again.

    • @ectoplazmatic2683
      @ectoplazmatic2683 5 років тому

      I saw this comment before I got to that joke in the video and I was so confused

  • @ryanbishoop
    @ryanbishoop 5 років тому +579

    "when I have I ever insulted your appearance or sexuality?"
    "Repeatedly" Lmfaoooooo never related so hard

  • @basicallystupid7080
    @basicallystupid7080 3 роки тому +33

    “Its.. Its a hybrid!”
    “Its a 2002 Minivan its definitely not a hybrid”
    “Well its.. part car.. part.. family”
    😂

  • @GB-sz7tb
    @GB-sz7tb 5 років тому +958

    "You know that kid down the street who yells at people? Yeah, he's got *assbraids* "

    • @ochettekamishashan6814
      @ochettekamishashan6814 5 років тому +9

      I have assbraids

    • @trustymcoolguy
      @trustymcoolguy 5 років тому +9

      I also have assbraids

    • @Calebanton
      @Calebanton 5 років тому +2

      I heard brains. I was like chill, haha

    • @mikebazinga982
      @mikebazinga982 5 років тому +4

      assbraids aint a joke bro

    • @Cecil...
      @Cecil... 5 років тому +9

      Both my brothers have assbraids. My own diagnosis is pending. Have yet to determine with certainty the presence of braids on my ass.

  • @Avery-it9zh
    @Avery-it9zh 4 роки тому +11697

    This video has aged like fine wine

    • @mappy20yearsago
      @mappy20yearsago 4 роки тому +52

      Ikr

    • @azure5644
      @azure5644 4 роки тому +193

      This came out six months ago what do you mean

    • @rokukou
      @rokukou 4 роки тому +369

      Riley Parris because now we‘re in a quarantine, people are getting more haircuts at home. gus pretty much predicted this happening, so the video aged well

    • @depressedmidlifecrisistimm3043
      @depressedmidlifecrisistimm3043 4 роки тому +6

      ua-cam.com/video/chEdH5P27G8/v-deo.html

    • @rokukou
      @rokukou 4 роки тому +5

      Complaintzy ah, okay, my bad.

  • @Ace5004
    @Ace5004 3 роки тому +33

    I love that you never know how far Gus is gonna take something and the genuine concern from Sven because of it.

  • @pancakesonrage902
    @pancakesonrage902 5 років тому +710

    At this point I’m 100% convinced that Gus is definitely Sven’s real mom and that this whole Gus thing is just a persona made to hide his mom-hood

    • @elijahlawrence8010
      @elijahlawrence8010 5 років тому +1

      Pancakes On Rage they’re brothers

    • @justrandomotaku
      @justrandomotaku 5 років тому +7

      @@elijahlawrence8010 r/wooosh

    • @elijahlawrence8010
      @elijahlawrence8010 5 років тому +2

      justrandomotaku I understood the joke dipshit. I’m just adding an anecdote that makes his joke funnier. Stop being so desperate to seem cool and in the know

    • @shazia3237
      @shazia3237 5 років тому +3

      Elijah Lawrence yeahhhh you definitely didn’t get the joke in the first place

  • @Ryno6465
    @Ryno6465 5 років тому +684

    In this installment of "What will Sven put up with in the name of comedy"

  • @wonderboy6515
    @wonderboy6515 3 роки тому +47

    “ how are u gonna get a girl, OR A BOY”
    Word for word my mom says this

  • @mz.krafty4533
    @mz.krafty4533 5 років тому +237

    "My instinct as a mother was to protect you, I jumped out of the way."
    "You threw it at me."

  • @scrtlvrs
    @scrtlvrs 5 років тому +658

    "be careful, these can hurt you."
    *"only when you're holding them!"*

    • @Notepad37
      @Notepad37 2 роки тому +1

      @@eggularbagel be quiet, stop lying

  • @Bananamations
    @Bananamations 3 роки тому +15

    sven's simultaneous patience and exasperation is what really gets me. that's how you deal with your mom

  • @pipsdontlie3031
    @pipsdontlie3031 5 років тому +676

    “When are you gonna get a girl, or or a man”
    I wheezed

    • @purplemelon568
      @purplemelon568 5 років тому +5

      "How are you gonna get a girl " is what he said.

    • @itshk9427
      @itshk9427 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @itshk9427
      @itshk9427 5 років тому +6

      purple melon u clearly never watched the video also love ur pfp

    • @purplemelon568
      @purplemelon568 5 років тому

      @@itshk9427 I did watch it and I'm right.

    • @pipsdontlie3031
      @pipsdontlie3031 5 років тому +7

      purple melon Shit u right, though the exact quote is “How are you ever gonna get a girl, or or a man.

  • @simonmercier6733
    @simonmercier6733 5 років тому +323

    I love how Sven doesn't look a 100% safe with Gus having scissors and a clipper near his hair.

  • @EllieMiller510
    @EllieMiller510 3 роки тому +16

    The “single digits can go up to 9” part is really funny

  • @jamiepayne6959
    @jamiepayne6959 5 років тому +246

    When he said “it’s a 2002 mini van”, I felt that.

    • @faisal3398
      @faisal3398 5 років тому +6

      Which was made 18 years ago, wait people born in 2002 are now 18 years old WHAT THE FUCK

    • @user-sf9gs2pg1b
      @user-sf9gs2pg1b 4 роки тому

      faisal3398
      Well, if they’re born in: Jan., Feb., and March
      I was born in 2001 and I’m 18... I’m an October baby ;-;

  • @arialba7890
    @arialba7890 5 років тому +572

    I showed this Video to my mum and she was like "Why does the mum have a beard?"

  • @jackhooper6713
    @jackhooper6713 4 роки тому +33

    This character is so convincing that I just noticed he has a moustache

  • @lettuceforlife4827
    @lettuceforlife4827 5 років тому +705

    Why do they have such good chemistry as a mother and son.

    • @messyjesseB
      @messyjesseB 5 років тому +53

      because they are mother and son

    • @elijahlawrence8010
      @elijahlawrence8010 5 років тому +4

      Lettuce For life because they’re brothers and I feel like 90% of this is stuff their mom does

  • @luvrgrl32
    @luvrgrl32 3 роки тому +8

    “Anything with a button is a computer and I don’t understand it” Gus with another accurate character 😂

  • @deanbullinger3410
    @deanbullinger3410 5 років тому +128

    Describes a kid yelling at people with Asperger's as someone who has an "ass-braid"

  • @caydenlewis3518
    @caydenlewis3518 4 роки тому +632

    ‘Assbreak. The boy down the street, he yells at people, he has assbreak.”
    “Asbergers?”

    • @jackchevanty
      @jackchevanty 4 роки тому +49

      'ass brayed'

    • @oliveroates
      @oliveroates 4 роки тому +9

      I thought he was saying brain

    • @CiaraHollandN
      @CiaraHollandN 4 роки тому +54

      thought it was ass-braids

    • @Itsme-qo2le
      @Itsme-qo2le 3 роки тому +4

      I thought they said ass-burgers

    • @SlightMishap
      @SlightMishap 3 роки тому +2

      420 likes, can’t like hope you understand

  • @octo190
    @octo190 4 роки тому +19

    The "get outta my son's hair" was really accurate

  • @St34mpunk
    @St34mpunk 4 роки тому +170

    "When have I insulted your appearance or sexuality?"
    "Repeatedly!"

  • @Gibbles432
    @Gibbles432 5 років тому +416

    "Don't be mad, but it's only hair, honey. It'll grow back."
    Somehow, mom haircuts are the best and the worst.

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt 5 років тому +1

      @Fmono • 39 years ago • edited you might be surprised to know most children don't want those. & if all children did, then all mothers could give good haircuts...also P.S. a mom is still a good mom even if she's not a great barber, lol.

    • @Fantomex
      @Fantomex 5 років тому

      @@samaraisnt I'm 22 and I still let my mom cut my hair when I see her lol.

    • @aiydanf
      @aiydanf 4 роки тому

      Fmono • 39 years ago • edited not his point. Some people don’t want stupid haircuts

  • @ButchBirdie
    @ButchBirdie 4 роки тому +9

    The real fear in Sven’s eyes when Gus goes “this is all coming off” is legendary

  • @collinsmith7078
    @collinsmith7078 5 років тому +172

    "Single digits go up to nine" is so freaking funny wow

    • @thewindgamer2607
      @thewindgamer2607 5 років тому +2

      Collin Smith heyy i have seen you in a doug doug video before

    • @itshk9427
      @itshk9427 5 років тому +1

      Funny thing is....I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING

    • @collinsmith7078
      @collinsmith7078 5 років тому

      @thewindgamer what can I say, I'm a fan of quality content

  • @thesushi1947
    @thesushi1947 5 років тому +115

    "How much gas did you spend getting here?"
    *"...your argument is invalid."*

  • @LeSpeederus
    @LeSpeederus 4 роки тому +353

    I gotta ask, are these things even still planned or do you just storm into his room with a camera guy unannounced and start filming, because it does very much feel that way.

  • @tylermagoon4366
    @tylermagoon4366 5 років тому +103

    3:57 that RESPONSE WAS TOO PURE

  • @joshkhurana6848
    @joshkhurana6848 5 років тому +425

    I love that the "I'm not gay !" storyline continued here.

  • @Wiggyam
    @Wiggyam 3 роки тому +17

    This really feels like Gus is going crazy and acting like his mother, and Sven has just gotten used to it and is playing along in his delusions.

  • @lukess.s
    @lukess.s 5 років тому +65

    "Is it just me or are batteries slippier these days?" is about as genius as an improvised line could ever be

  • @deivanarley7411
    @deivanarley7411 5 років тому +65

    I love how time makes sense in this videos, the guy is now in college, like his mom said in that video about watching a movie with your mom, and now here we are in his new room away from home. Great work

  • @shaiyan4697
    @shaiyan4697 4 роки тому +17

    This guy is an actor, director, and screenwriter all at the same time

  • @gomichow
    @gomichow 5 років тому +97

    Gus' acting is so immersive, I was taken back when I saw his full-grown mustache midway through the video

  • @daniellekrolly525
    @daniellekrolly525 5 років тому +296

    “Is it just me or are batteries slippery these days.”

  • @nn-gf1yb
    @nn-gf1yb 3 роки тому +5

    2:20 when my mom try’s to make my hair stand down for school picture day in 1st grade

  • @NGC-7635
    @NGC-7635 5 років тому +142

    *mom when you get back to her house*
    “Yeah, actually the bank just reclaimed the house, gonna have to stay with you for a while. Just a couple of months, maybe 3 years, I don’t know”

  • @BlurpleKoolaid
    @BlurpleKoolaid 5 років тому +256

    This made my day. Mom Johnson is the best.

  • @The-Original-TwT
    @The-Original-TwT 3 роки тому +9

    Me: (sits still)
    Mom: HOLD STILL
    me: (somehow sits stiller)
    Mom: STOP SHAKING YOUR GONNA HAVE A SEIZURE

  • @rasin847
    @rasin847 5 років тому +466

    I can sympathize with the “are you gay?” thing. My mom asks me if I’m gay all the time. I literally do nothing to make her think I’m gay.

    • @Exploshi
      @Exploshi 5 років тому +11

      Same lmfao

    • @adeho789
      @adeho789 5 років тому +29

      Your mom is gay.

    • @btaylerpackard2475
      @btaylerpackard2475 5 років тому +25

      My mom asked me for years if I was a lesbian, hell she still asks

    • @koolkat-hq5xc
      @koolkat-hq5xc 5 років тому +127

      My mom thought I was gay forever and it drove me crazy, but it turns out I actually was gay the whole time sorry mom

    • @picgmr1575
      @picgmr1575 4 роки тому +3

      same

  • @caseclosed5459
    @caseclosed5459 4 роки тому +63

    "What am I looking at here?" must be something there mom actually says. They always bust out laughing when he says that haha

  • @bigflockacuban
    @bigflockacuban 2 роки тому +1

    "when are you just gunna accept... that youre gay" literally dying

  • @scrtlvrs
    @scrtlvrs 5 років тому +113

    *"there's big, stupid ears in the way"*
    well, that's how genetics work.

  • @jackiescheid
    @jackiescheid 5 років тому +58

    "Squeak squeak!"
    - Mouse in son's hair

  • @notbrush
    @notbrush 4 роки тому +6

    The mom thinking their son is gay is so relatable and funny

  • @gracericci4689
    @gracericci4689 4 роки тому +194

    this hits differently during quarantine

  • @annikala
    @annikala 5 років тому +60

    “ANYTHING WITH A BUTTON IS A COMPUTER” yes.

  • @the_sirmoneybagz8268
    @the_sirmoneybagz8268 2 роки тому +1

    0:59 literally every time, but it’s my brother saying it rather than my mom lol

  • @nerkdurgen5574
    @nerkdurgen5574 5 років тому +258

    This is why you get a haircut from your hair dresser aunt. That everyone has. Duh

    • @LunaWitcher
      @LunaWitcher 4 роки тому +13

      Honestly I do have a hair dresser aunt, and she used to cut my hair AND wax my legs AND tweeze my eyebrows. I saved so much money lol

    • @superswagmimi4237
      @superswagmimi4237 4 роки тому

      LunaWitcher used to? what happened :(

    • @LunaWitcher
      @LunaWitcher 4 роки тому +14

      @@superswagmimi4237 She moved! She lived with us for most of my childhood, but she doesn't like living with people, so she moved away and back again like 3 times due to financial instability.

    • @togiisuperheavytank
      @togiisuperheavytank 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @OmarMartinez-ie3tw
      @OmarMartinez-ie3tw 4 роки тому +2

      Bold of you to assume

  • @ryderwynn5369
    @ryderwynn5369 5 років тому +106

    3:28 As a person with Aspergers I find that hilarious

  • @Alex_Goode
    @Alex_Goode 3 роки тому +3

    The part where the mom is always asking if he’s fat is *SO* relatable!

  • @lindseyhaight3576
    @lindseyhaight3576 4 роки тому +45

    Little did Gus know that we would all be getting hair cuts from our mom now

  • @BenTheBot
    @BenTheBot 5 років тому +51

    "Anything that's got a button is a computer and I don't understand it". Are you my mom? 😂

  • @_bsavfx_
    @_bsavfx_ 4 роки тому +4

    "My instinct as a mother was to protect you, I jumped OUT of the way, you got hit"
    Amazing

  • @hawyee9090
    @hawyee9090 5 років тому +54

    "you'll smell like a good boy if you act like it"

  • @thatradmolly
    @thatradmolly 5 років тому +20

    i am overjoyed at the return of “okay what am i looking at here”

  • @DarkHemlock
    @DarkHemlock 3 роки тому +3

    "I'm gonna smell like a Goodwill for a week" That's scarily accurate

  • @MagikMikeOFFICIAL
    @MagikMikeOFFICIAL 5 років тому +10

    NEW GUS CONTENT LET'S GOOOOO